TKE's
Haunted House
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Eagle Eye
Friday, November 3,1989

Volume 36, Number 11 8 Pages

It's coniing...LHU
NCAA Division I
WRESTLING
November 14 vs.
Millersville

Lock Haven University

Canadian ballet company
visits LHU
LHU was enlightened by the graceful art
of ballet last night when the Theatre Ballet
of Canada performed at Price Audtiorium.
The dancers said they were excited to perform in newly renovated Price. Supposedly,
the dancers often perfonn in smaller and older auditoriums.
Sherry Robertson, administrator for the
Ballet said that although the dancers enjoy
their work with the professional ballet company, it is often very tiring.
The dancers performs si.x days a week
when they are touring, up to 14 hours a day.

They must also stick to monitored diets,
said Robertson.
The rehearsals are very tough too, she
said.

"I've seen them with
bleeding feet. It's very
laboring," she said.
The Ballet willl be touring in eight different cities before Christmas and will then
retum to the States for a five week tour of
the West and North.

Theatre Ballet of Canada in Price Auditorium (Photo by Dave Beahm)

Senior photos scheduled for next week in Akeley Hall Conference Room
Haven League member Travis S. Bicher
reminds those University students who will
graduate at any dme during 1990 that senior
photographs will be taken next week in the
Alumni Conference Room, first floor of
Akeley Hall.
Photos taken November 6, 7, 8 and 9
will be included in the 1990 Senior Directory published in the spring. Those December
1989 graduates who did not have their photos taken last year are also welcome to take
advantage of this opportunity.
Last year's directory included only the
pictures of all students photographed along
with their names. The 1990 directory will
also include the student's major, hometown,
activities and honors achieved while an undergraduateatLock Haven.
Students who have not signed up for a
photo aii^intment in the SCC Business Of-

fice can do so through noon today.
All other appointments will be made on
a "drop in" basis. Those without an appointment should report to the photo shoot
location in Akeley Hall to schedule an appointment during the times listed, Bicher
said.
Students will be mailed photo proofs to
make their selection for the senior directory
and for a subsequent purchase which is not
required. Proofs are mailed approximately
three to four weeks after the photo session.
Only those portraits taken by Davor Photo, Inc., can be published in the 1990 Senior
Directory.
There is a one-time $5 sitting fee for the
photo session. If for some reason the student is not pleased with the photos taken in
the November session, they can schedule another appointment for the February photo

session and no sitting fee will be charged.
Students may bring a change of clothing.
Each student is photographed in cap and
gown and regular clothing.
Hours for the photo session are as follows: (in the Alumni Conference Room,
First floor, Akeley Hall)

Thursday, November 9
9 a.m. noon
1 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Bicher said funds raised from the sale of
senior photos and senior directories benefit
the Haven League with the entire amount
going toward the campus beautification project.
Monday, November 6
10 a.m. The Haven League was responsible for
12:30 p.m.
the landscaping ofthe renovated Akeley Hall
1:30 p.m. - 5 p.m.
which is now underway with the majority of
work now completed.
Tuesday, November 7
9 a.m. - noon
Members include Bicher, Maureen G.
1 p.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Campbell, Machelle L. Grace, Barbara J.
6 p.m. - 8 p.m.
Hannah, Jeffrey R. Hatton, Maryellen Jaskuta, Sherry L. Lobb, Gena D. Meske, HerWednesday, November 8
10 a.m.
bert T. Monroe III, Timothy J. O'Hea, Jr.,
12:30 p.m.
Nicole R. Rail, Diana S. Rash. Paul H.
1:30 p.m. - 5 p.m.
Sherman, Kathy S. Stein and Brian K. Wisler.

Student hit by car in front of Smith Hall this week
Sharon Brooks
Eagle Eye StaffReporter

A student was hit by a car in front of
Smith Hall, said Lieutenant Dennis Grenninger.
The student claims she could not see
around the cars parked in front of Smith Hall
so she proceeded to cross the street. When
she crossed she saw the oncoming vehicle
and auempted to run back to the sidewalk
but apparently did not make it She suffered
from a swollen leg and elbow. She is unsure if it was her or her bookbag that broke
the windshield.
The security system in Woolridge Hall au-

tomatically went off at 5:45 a.m. when the
wires were tom off the door, said Grenninger.
Many security violations have been reported over the past few weeks, said Grenninger.
The students used doors other than the
main entrance to exit the residence halls.
At the homecoming daiKe in Bendey lobby, the sink in the mens bathroom was
ripped off the wall, said Grenninger.
A student has been cited for setting off a
fire extinguisher in High Hall on 10-25-89.
The student will be charged with disorderly
conduct, said Grenninger.
Last week in McEntire's laundry room the
drain hoses were pulled out of the drains
causing major flooding all over the laundry
room floor and the adjoining hallway.

Two juveniles were apprehended by Law
Enforcement Officials after being suspected
of breaking into vehicles parked around
Lock Haven High School, said Grenninger.
This is the second time each of these juveniles were apprehended by Law Enforcement.
The first time the youths were riding a stolen motorcycle across the intramural field.
The two were also cuuing school when apprehended.
At the field hockey game Law Enforcement Officials observed a student using a
traffic cone as a megaphone in Smith Hall,
saidGrenninger.
The student may be charged with theft
The student claimed he was just borrowing
it
A jacket containing keys and an I.d. was

stolen from Rogers weight room while the
student was lifting.
$13 was taken from a residence hall room
while the student was in the shower, said
Grenninger.
The door was left unlocked when the theft
occuned.
Two hit and runs have been reported over
the past week, said Grenninger.
There is no estimated damage costs and
both are still under further investigation.
A visitor was observed by Law Enforcement Officials to be drinking in Parking Lot
#8.
The visitor was 21 years old. Law Enforcement Officials confiscated his alcohol
though.

2 Eagle Eye Friday, November 3, 1989

OPINIONS/EDITORIALS
Letters to the Editor:

Lock Haven Business Bureau does a lot for the University
Dear Editon
As the University's director of public relations and a member of the Lock Haven Business Bureau, I am writing to call your attention to some of the many ways area
merchants and members of the Bureau support the University throughout the year.
As an example, the Bureau has in the past
year contributed over $250 for the Haven
League's campus beautification project for
Akeley-a project which benefits only the
University.
They have had pennants printed to welcome the students and these pennants are on
display in many store windows.
The Business Bureau and WWZU Radio
conducted a tuition giveaway promotion to
award one University student through a random drawing, tuidon for the spring semester. That amount"$ 1,080-was awarded to
Clara Botero.
The radio staUon sponsored the homecoming dance held Saturday evening in Rogers

Gymnasium and gave away merchandise
and gift certificates from the stadon and other area businesses. They sponsored a similar
event to welcome the freshmen class last
year and gave away $150 in certificates.
Last fall the Bureau presented the homecoming king and queen with cerdficates for
dinner for two at the Dutch Haven. During
the year, they work with fratemides and sororides to help provide community service
through various holiday promodons.
What you may not be aware of is that Bureau members individually contribute thousands of dollars to fund various scholarships
and the athletic program. Owners of the
Smart Shop and those associated with the
Josephine Pete Memorial foundation, for example, have recently cond-ibuted $500 to initiate two scholarships for incoming freshmen.
T H A licf o f flr/*ji hiicinpccA*: \iihr\ r o n t r i h i i r p

ler, Bottorofs Shoes, Dutch Haven Restaurant, Realtylease Enterprises, Woolrich,
Derr's Stationary Store, Keller and Munro
Drug Store and more.
Please don't forget too, that these people
are the ones called upon time andtimeagain
when campus organization is looking for
"freebies" to give away at an event. And
when the Eagle Eye organizes its swimsuit
issue, members of the Business Bureau are
requested to supply the gear.
The general membership of the Business
Bureau meets once a month, again on November 14. They would be happy to hear
from you with constructive comments on
how the University and area businesses can
work better together. In fact, at that meeting,
I am taking a student guest who will discuss
the possibility of an exciting new project-a
service for the students-with Bureau memlv*r<?

money and offer their resources to support
Also, we will be discussing the Homecomour programs could go on and on, but to ing Weekend '89 events to ready plans for
mention just a few, how about Assante's, next year.
Commonwealth Bank, Ram Counuy ChrysAs for the comments regarding the selection of a homecoming theme, there is no
time like the present I am sure that the 1990
Homecoming Committee would welcome
any and all suggestions. Furthermore, if you
send your suggestions to my attention, I will
ensure that they are considered for next year.
Thank you-I am glad to the Eagle Eye
covering more items of interest to students.
Respectfully,
Rebecca Rosser
Director of Public Relations
University Night at the Fallon!
Saturday 9 p.m.
Admission is Sl.

Meatioaf Ticket
Information

The Skin of Our T e e t h
SLOAN FINE ARTS CENTER
LOCK HAVEN UNIVERSITY
NOVEMBER 16, 17 & 18
CURTAIN TIME 8:00 P.M.
FOR TICKETS CALL 893-2332 ( DURING BUSINESS HOURS)
ADULTS S2.50. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS S1.00
FREE WITH LH.U. I.D,
A UNIVERSITY PLAYERS PRODUCTION SPONSORED BYTHE STUDENT COOPERATIVE COUNCIL

The Student Cooperative Council
of Lock Haven University proudly
presents "Meatioaf and the
Neverland Express." in concert on
November 11, 1989. Tickets will
go on sale this Monday, October
30 for LHU students. Tickets can
be bought in the PUB's business
office for $8 for students and $12
for general public on November 1,
tickets will go on sale the general
public at TLM Records in Lock
Haven and Williamsport. A ticket
location in Penn State will be
named later, tickets will be sold
through November 11, but why
wait? Get your ticket this Monday.

Who will clean the
Homecoming graffiti?
Dear Editor:
It has been ten days since Homecoming
1989. The parades and festivities are over.
Everything has been restored to order. Except for one thing...
Every day as I walk past Raub Hall or enter the library, I wonder if the chalked writings will ever be cleaned off the cement.
We've all seen these slogans "Issac Newton
for Homecoming Court!" or "Vote Justin
Case!" Understandable writing with chalk in
areas which will be eventually be washed
away by rain is no problem. But what about
the areas recieving no rain and therefore are
still visible on the walls? Who's responsibility is it to keep these walls clean anyway?
Certainly not the LHU janitors. My guess is
the original author of this graffiti. I think it;
would considerate if they showed a littie re-spect for school property. No names need toi
be mentioned after all "the handwritings is;
on die wall."
With Anticipation,
Robert J. Dressier

Eagle Eye
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Lock Haven University
Lock Haven, PA 17445
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Features Editor
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David Beahm
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Machelle Grace
Advertising Manager
Andrea Roote
Announcements Coordinator. Shannon Pringle
Circulation Manager
Bill Alexander
Advisor
Dr. Douglas S. Campbell
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Friday,November 3, 1989 Eagle Eye 3

NEWS

Faculty
Corner
"Poland at the Crossroads," will be presented Tuesday, November 7, as part of the Faculty Lecture Series. Speaking in Ulmer
Planetarium will be Charles Kent, associate
professor of history and the University's archivist; Fraiicis Pema, professor of political
science; Lawrence Farley, professor of political science; and Blaise kruppik.
The faculty members will speak on die
events and changes in Poland since 1980 and
the implications of these events for other
countries.
The lecture will begin at 8:15 p.m.
William Sadler, professor of sociology,
will present a paper at the Pennsylvania Sociology Society's annual meeting this November.
His paper, "Rewriting Middle-Aged
Scripts: A Study of Developing Adults and
the Social Forces tiiat Affect their Growth,"
is a result of five years of research.
Sadler is now in the process of writing a
book based on this research.

John Rockwell, professor of education,
will represent LHU at a Northeast Regional
Center for Drug-Free Schools and Communities Conference on November 8 and 9, in
Southampton, N.Y.
Selected because of his reputation as a leader in his field, Rockwell supervises student
teaching in Bucks and Montgomery
Counties.
James Knauer, professor of political science, had an article accepted for publication.
His article, "Hannah Arendt on Judgement,
Philosophy and Praxis," will be pubUshed in
the 1989 winter edition of "Intemational
Studies in Philosophy."
Nancy Palma, faculty librarian, was recently one of 659 delegates at the 42nd Biennial
Council of Phi Delta Kappa (OAK) meeting
in SL Louis, Missouri.
An education fratemity, OAK, promotes
public education through the ideals of research, service and leadership.
Leiand Spangler, director of student activities, attended the Region Four Conference of
the Association of College Unions earlier
this month at the University of Kttsburg.
His presentation, "Programming witii (not
for) Disabled Students," concemed itself with
a historical view of the opportunities for
disabledstudents.
An article by Kenneth Cox, professor of
health and education, appeared in the October
issue of "Wrestiing U.S.A."
His article, "Soviet MECE Treatment,"
compares sports medicine techniques between Uie United States and die Soviet Union.

TKE awes all
management and rushing. The new
Just as TKE ended their week with
associating
member
program
was
a
successful conference, they startEagle Eye News Editor
also discussed.
ed off this week with a successful
Out of the 90 schools in the Atkin- Haunted House.
son Region, Susick received the The fourth annual Haunted House
Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) left many Dean's List Award of TKE Interna- raised over $100 which the brothers
in awe this weekend between their tional Fratemities. The third annual plan to donate to their national phiDistrict Conference and their annual award is given to a outstanding dean lanthropy, St. Jude's Children Retowards the Greek system, according seacrh Hospital in Memphis, TenHaunted House.
to Pratt.
nessee.
Over 70 brothers in the MasonYoung
felt
the
conference
was
The Haunted House was open to
Dixon District attended the confersuccessful
in
that,
"it
made
Lock
students,
facutly and the town.
ence Saturday as LHU's TKE chapter
Haven get a lot more exposure."
The
brothers
also plan to hold a
hosted their district conference .
Pratt also felt the conference was 'Greek Goddess' contest NovemAlso attending the conference was:
ber 6-10 in the lobby of Bently.
successful.
Grand Officer Tom Casner, treasurer;
"Everything went like clockwork...! This is the second year TKE has
Executive Vice-President Gary Epcouldn't be more pleased,"said Pratt. done this fundraiser. Any change
person; Regional President Doug
Their next conference will be Re- gives the 'goddess' a vote. Any
Knat; District Vice-President Paul
bills take away votes!
gions in February.
Kingsburry; and District President
JHerb Huser.
Tim Susick, associate dean of students at the University, and Gerald
Robinson, emeriti of the University
and charter member of the Theta
Gamma chapter of TKE at LHU were
also present Saturday.
Ron Pratt, a TKE brother at the University, organized the conference.
Last year he," contacted Huser and
got the ball rolling," said Robert
Young, president of the Theta Gamma chapter.
Huser helped with getting speakers
while Pratt, "took care of all the major work," said Young.
"He (Pratt) almost singlehandedly
organized the Conference," added
Young.
The opening ceremonies began a TKE brother Jeff Johnson and pledge Earl Bright in TKE's
day of leadership workshops.The haunted house. (Photo by Dave Beahm).
brothers attended seminars on risk
By Jeanne M. Ruczhak

Left to Right: Tim Susick, associate dean of students at the University; Doug Knat, Atkinson Regional president; Herb Huser,
Mason-Dixon District president;
Gerald Robinson, University emeriti and charter member of the
Theta Gamma chapter; Tom Casner, Grand Treasurer of TKE International;and Gary Epperson, Executive Vice-President of TKE
Intemational. (Photo by David
Beahm).

4 Eagle Eye Friday, N o v e m b e r 3 , 1 9 8 9

FEATURES
University profile...

"Adventure is not dead" for Dr. Farley
By Edward Klopfenstein
Eagle Eye Features Reporter

As I stepped into his office, I couldn't see
him. Never could actually. It seems he
always has a group of people standing
around him, talking about world affairs or
intemational relations.
These are the
backpacked, jeans-wearing groupies which
make up his students and advisees.
Sitting amongst them all. Dr. Lawrence T.
Farley, a middle-aged world traveler
complete with his combination gray Beaties'
mop top hair-do and Czar of Russia
mustache, bobs his head up and smiles as he
responds to each statement. Just by looking
at him, a casual passerby could not realize
this man is one of the most exciting people
on campus.
Dr. Farley is kind of an enigma in Lock
Haven for he is both professor and diplomat.
He arrived here in 1979 after completing his
doctorate in political science at tiie
University of Denver. This makes him a
professor, but his sense of exploration
makes him a diplomat. "Adventure is not
dead," he expounds, "it is just tiiat people
won't bother to leave their TV sets long
enough to find it."
His students love him for that, and when
they have a question about the intemational
programs, it is always Dr. Farley who they
hunt down for help as there are few
programs he hasn't participated in. I always
found it odd that a man who is so easy-going
would be so adventurous with life.
So, I sank into a chair. The groupies,
departing witii high pitched cackles which
defined them as freshmen, left me alone
with Dr. Farley after he gracefully asked
them to "give me some time with this young
man."
I love his manners. In fact, if there is one
thing I have always admired about him it is

his ability to raise some people to the stature
of king, and yet lower others to the state of
humanness. As everyone left, they waved
saying "bye Dr. Farley!"; title intact and
reputation sound.
He leaned back into his chair and tucked
his interlaced fingers undemeath his chin.
With the formalities of an interview over
(the "hellos" and "how are you doings"), he
began talking about some of his more
fascinating adventures from his recent trip to
China.
He left for the Nanjing Normal School in
Nanjing, China with his wife in the fall of
1988. His job was to teach English and
Statistics to some of the graduate students
there. One of his students, he began, was his
most memorable.
His name was Li Lu and he was a
revolutionary by family tradition. Through
long conversations with the student. Dr.
Farley found out that Li Lu's grandfather
supported the Cultural Revolution after his
return from Columbia University, only to be
later killed by the govemment in the
Anti-Rightist Campaign.
Li Lu's father also met witiiti-agedywhen
he retumed from his studies in Russia and
was persecuted by the govemment for being
a Soviet intellectual during the Sino-Soviet
split. He was forced to flee the country as a
result. Li Lu then filled these shoes quite
well.
Before die protests in the Spring of 1989,
Li Lu was planning to undertake further
studies at a university in Massachusetts, but
with tiie student protest movement building
momentum, he left for Beijing in late April
instead. Once there, he quickly rose to the
number two spot in student leadership by
organizing a powerful hunger strike which
motivated so many in China. This also got
his name on the 21 most wanted list in
China, so just before the shooting began in
Tianaminn Square on June 4, he fled fi-om

Beijing.
Dr. Farley later found out that Li Lu has
escaped from China through Hong Kong on
June 20 and is now heading a world wide
organization for the student movement.
Farley prophesizes that if ever China goes
through another serious revolution, it would
more than likely be Li Lu who would be
rushed to power.
After tills story, Farley paused with a look
reminiscent of monks in meditation. Almost
thirty seconds went by and I began to create
a question in my mind to fill the void, but he
dashed all attempts as he took another
breath, and, in his nasal toned voice, began
again.
During the days after May 4, Dr. Farley
became quite busy. Every day, he and
another professor. Dr. Michael True, a
professor
of
English
literature at
Assumption
College in
Worchester,
Massachusetts, would divide up and go to
various points in Nanjing. One favorite stop
was at Gu Lou Square which was a sort of
Tianaminn Square for Nanjing.
There the students had set up a small
village in protest of the govemment. The
students lived in make-shift huts and
decorated the square with huge Chinese
character
posters
denouncing
the
govemment.
At certain points in the square, Farley
noticed large groups of citizens centered
around faxed copies of tiie New York Times
or the Hong Kong Dailv. As he puts it, tiie
student infonnation had a "different"
perspective on the situation.
During this period, many Americans
thought China to be extremely dangerous,
but not Farley. "Dangerous? It is only
dangerous when they begin shooting," he
claimed.
While walking around, plain clotiies
Chinese undercover agents would often
come up and interrogate him about his

activities. "What are you doing here?" they
would ask.
"Walking," he would reply.
"What do you tiiink of what is going on?"
they would go on.
"Oh, it is important," he would answer.
He always knew they were govemment
agents by the typical line of questioning they
would use.
Of all tiie difficulties he had to go tiirough
though, he said none was worse than seeing
a Chinese friend of his go into hiding. His
friend, a man he refused to name, was one of
the most respected officials in tiie university.
Until the previous December, he was the
university's president, and after that time, he
was a well respected member of the faculty.
After May 4 though, the govemment
began to see him as a tiireat because of his
participation in the demonstrations. For his
role, he knew he would be executed or sent
to a "re-education camp," so he decided to
take an honorable way out and claim he was
sick.
As Dr. Fariey explains, checking into a
hospital was a time honored practice for
Chinese in political difficulties, since tiie
army will refuse to arrest a person in tiie
hospital. This, then, is where Farley's friend
must wait, and wait, and wait.
I closed my notebook and tumed off me
recorder as Farley grabbed his knees and
said, "Well, it is late and my wife is
waiting."
I smiled as tiioughts of a busy Nanjing still
rattied in my head, complete with tiie
ring-ring of bicycles and the sputter of
outdated automobiles. Witii Farley, I was
pulled out of my world and thrust into
another, quite exciting one, the kind I have
only heard about on T\'.
"Adventure is not dead," repeats Farley as
we leave his office, and neither will life be
as long as people like Dr. Farley walk (and
travel) Uiis earth.

Freshman perspective...

Driving is a responsibility that sliould be taken seriously
By Karen Fruchter
Magle Eye Columnist
This has been a difficult week for me. I
spoke at a memorial for my best friend Jim
Morrissey, and hosted a radio show on
WLHU in honor of Jim. I was reminded of
the hazards of drinking and driving, by
hearing what could have been a fatal story of
a good friend of mine. LasUy, I remembered an uncertain time in my life.
For those of you who don't know, Jim
Morrissey was a twenty seven year old student here at Lock Haven. He died in a one

car automobile accident on October
15,1989.
For some unfathomable reason Jim did not
believe in wearing seat belts. It didn't matter that it's the law. Jim believed in taking
chances. Unfortunately, he also believed in
immortality, or he would not have held tiie
position on seat belts tiiat he had. However,
had he believed in foreseeing the unforeseen he would have "buckled up", and
maybe he would be here today.
My friend Elizabetii told me tiiat a friend
of mine had gone to one of our regular Saturday night fiestas and drove home dmnk.
Now, I'm not one to cast judgment, but I be-

lieve we all take unnecessary chances, especially with other people's lives. I'll explain.
In February I was driving home from my
girlfriend Laurie's and a dmnk driver, who
was speeding down the road, plowed into
my car.
My car was tiirown 10 feet, and I was
temporarily paralyzed. I lay in ICU wondering if I would ever be able to walk again,
or fulfill my dream of living at college far
away fiom home.
So, the next time you get into your car after a Satuniay night fiesta, take just a half a
second to think about your actions. I was
one of Uie lucky ones. I regained use of my

legs and arms, as well as power of speech.
Take a look in the hospital or obituary pages, some people aren't so lucky. All because
tiiey didn't think about the consequences of
Uieir actions.
There are posted speed limits for a reason.
Stop signs, while they might appear to be a
nuisance, serve a purpose. If you drive a
car you carry a huge responsibility. As a
passenger you are expected to wear a seat
belt for your own protection. Forget tiie fact
it isn't cool. Being dead is as "cool" as you
can get Maybe Jim Morrissey's death can
serve as a sober reminder of how tenuous
life can be.

Friday, November 3, 1989 Eagle Eye 5

FEATURES
Confessions of a dangerous mind...

Questions that plague even the most dangerous of minds
By Steven Infanti
Eagle Eye Columnist

There are some questions that keep me
awake at night. Questions that are In
desperate need of answers.
These are a few questions that my
dangerous mind has been pondering
lately, and I thought I would share them
with you.
Do pigeons take aim?
What do the socks do when they
disappear from tiie dryer? I know this is
an old one but nobody has ever
answered it.
Do those inquiring minds that read
tabloid newspapers believe those stories
like "Cabbage Patch Doll Strangles
MoUier?"
Do the people who work in the dining
hall ever eat the food?

Why do women always outlive their
husbands? I picked up a newspaper and
read in the obituaries that a 98 year old
man passed away. The next line said he
was survived by his 102 year old wife.
My biology teacher says it's because
women are genetically superior to men.
Personally, I think it's a combination of
hypertension and the fact that we get
worn out faster because we spend so
much time chasing after women.
Why do the parents in the "Friday The
13th" movies continue to send their
children to a camp where 129 other
children have already been killed?
Why do the people in these movies
always walk backwards? Why don't
they bring guns instead of flashlights?
Why do the characters always go into
abandoned houses when an escaped
homicidal maniac is on the loose?
What is 9/10 of a cent? The place

where I get gas for my car has a sign
over the pump that reads $1.04 9/10
/gallon. So, I bought one gallon, gave
the attendant $1.05 and waited for my
change.
Why are the keys to gas station
restrooms attached to blocks of wood?
Is there a black market someplace for
restroom keys?
Why do some couples wait until after
sex to announce they aren't using any
form of birth control?
Don't they
realize once those little critters are loose
you can't whistle them back like hunting
dogs?
Why don't we just change our state
motto to "Road Construction Ahead?"
Why did all parents have to walk five
miles to and from school when they
were younger, and why was it uphill
both ways?
Why do friends allow you to pick up

giris when you're wearing "beer
goggles," and why dotihieyalways have
to remind you about it the next day?
Why do police always ask "Do you
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they're giving you a speeding ticket? If
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6 Eagle Eye Friday, November 3, 1989

SPORTS
Booters advance to PSAC Final with win over Millersville
By Cory Marshall

Ross finished the scoring in the second half
with his second penalty kick of the game to
give the Haven booters a berth into Sunday's championship final at East Stroudsburg. Game time is set for 2 p.m.
"I was pleased we won," Ross said. "It was
another win. But I think we should have
played with a little more intensity because it
could have been our last home match of the
year."
Lenny Long's Bald Eagle's up their record
to 12-5-2 overall with their next obstacle
East Stroudsburg awaiting them on Sunday.
Long said the Bald Eagles will need lo play
better Sunday against East Stroudsburg than
they did against Millersville if they want to
compete with the Warriors.

Eagle Eye Sports Reporter

Gary Ross scored two goals, both on penalty kicks, to lift the soccer team to a 3-0 victory over the Millersville Marauders.
The Bald Eagle win puts them into the
Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference
(PSAC) Championship game against East
Stroudsburg on Sunday.
On a cold, windy day at McCollum Field,
LHU wasted no time in scoring. Paul Greitz
scored the first and only goal the booters
would need on an assist from Butch Williamson with 11:21 gone in the game.
The Bald Eagles added another score in the
first half on a penalty kick by Gary Ross.
Ross's boot past Millersville goalie Don

"We need to complete passes at the right
time, wc need to be more dangerous in the
final third, and we need to have fun out
there," Long said.

Schultz gave them a convincing 2-0 halftime Millersville and LHU players keep an eye the ball (Photo by Terry Day),
advantage.

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Friday, November 3,1989 Eagle Eye 7

SPORTS
Field hockey team looks to continue their season this afternoon
Lose to defending National Champs to end regular season
By Deb Donlick and
Lisa Newmiller
Eagle Eye Sports Reporters

The field hockey team traveled to Trenton
State on Tuesday to do battle for the top
spot in the NCAA Division III rankings.
Unfortunately for Lock Haven, the day
ended on a sour note with the Lady Lions
defeating the Lady Eagles 3-0, on a wet and
slippery artificial turf.
The Lady Eagles struggled all game to
break the Lady Lions' two year unbeaten
streak, and were not successful.
Trenton State came out strong as they got
a quick goal from Denise Rausenberger at
the 2:42 mark to put them ahead 1-0.
Lady Lion Suzi Housel added another
goal at the 10:34 marie to bring the halftime
score to 2-0.
As the second half began, the Lady Eagles struggled to gain control of their offense. A strong Trenton State defense al-

lowed only three shots on goal in the second stanza (a total of four in the game).
The Lady Lions showed no mercy as
Housel added her second goal of the game
at 7:21.
LHU goalie. Dot Schmidt, had 20 saves
to Trenton State's three.
'Trenton is a good team and they use the
artificial turf very well," said Lady Eagle
head coach Sharon Taylor.
The quest for a National Championship is
not lost for Lock Haven University's field
hockey team, it's just beginning.
Lock Haven hosts regional playoff action
starting this aftemoon at 12:00 noon when
the Lady Eagles (13-4-2) take on Kenyon
College.
The LHU-Kenyon game is followed by
Ohio Wesleyan (16-1) and William Smith
College (12-6) at 2:00 p.m.
Tomorrow, the winners of the two games
will take to Smidi Field at 1:00 p.m. to determine the regional qualifier for the
NCAA National Championship Toumament next weekend.

Senior field hockey team members include (left to right) M a r y Conklin
(trainer), Kelly Charles, Diane Yonker, Missy Carman, Kathy Stein, D a w n
Therrell, Tarn Egolf, Lisa Gensemer (Photo by David Beahm)

Seniors playing in last games of their careers
By Deb Donlick and
Lisa Newmiller
Eagle Eye Sports Reporters
The 1989 field hockey team has captured
the PSAC Championship and is hoping for a
spot into the NCAA Division III Championship Toumament.
Although this is a time of joy and excitement for Lock Haven University, for eight
members of the team, this signals the end of
their field hockey careers.
These eight people have played a vital role
towards the team's success this season .
Two players, Lisa Gensemer and Mary
Conklin, haven't seen any playing time on
the field, but have held the team together in
other ways.
Gensemer was sidelined after a knee injury last season. Although unable to play, Lisa
took over as team manager and statistician
while also providing her ever present spirit
Lisa, a Sigma Kappa sorority sister is from
Denver, Pa. and is majoring in Health and
Physical Education. She plans to teach secondary physical education and coach at the
high school level.
Also playing a special role on the team is
Sports Medicine major, Mary Conklin.
Conklin, the field hockey trainer, has
wrapped and taped the injured members of
the team, allowing them the opportunity to
contribute to the team's successlul season.
"I've watched them grow since preseason
and they've come a long way, Conkiln said.
"I know they're going all the way, and 1 as
well as Joanne Carvalho (junior trainer)
wish them the best of luck."
Conklin is a resident of Lock Haven and
plans to go on to graduate school for Physical Therapy upon graduation.
The 1989 field Hockey team included six
playing seniors headed by captain Dawn
Therrell.
Therrell is a Fitness Management major
from Sussex, N.J. She hopes to coach field
hockey and other sports upon graduation in
December.
"More than anything else we've been a
team. The morale is high and it's just great
to be a part of it all," Therrell said.
Therrell will leave LHU in December, but
leaves behind this message to next years
team, "Keep the unity as a team and work
hard everyday. Give it your all."

Missy Carman from New Freedom, Pa.
has been a four year varsity player at LHU.
She is an Athletic Training/Sports Medicine
majcH" who plans to attend graduate school
for Physical Therapy upon completion of her
studies at LHU.
"We played as a team and that's why we
are as successful this season," Carman said.
Another important senior on this year's
team is Kathy Stein. Kathy is from Dallastown, Pa. and is a Health and Physical Education major. Stein also runs track here at
the Haven, and plans to teach elementary
school and coach high school field hockey
and basketball.
"We all pulled togedier and worked hard,"
Stein said.
Up next is Kelly Charles. Kelly is a Biology/Chemistry major from Lancaster, Pa.
and is a Sigma Kappa sorority sister. She
plans to work in a Pharmaceutical plant in
research or sales after leaving Lock Haven.
Another field hockey player and Sigma
Kappa sister is Tara Egolf from Pottstown,
Pa. Tara is a Health and Physical Education
majcx* and plans to teach elementary physical education and coach in high school after
graduation.
"We've worked well together as a team
and we have a lot of potential to go all the
way and win it all," Egolf said.
Rounding out tliis year's senior spotlight
is PsvcholoEv major Diane Yonker from
Basking Ridge, N.J.
Yonker is a Zeta Tau Alpha sorority sister
and plans to go for her masters degree and
open her own day care center.
"One important part of this year's team is
when we work together, we play well. As
long as we want it, we can do anything,"
Yonker said.
To next year's team Yonker said, 'They
have the potential to go as far as we did and
I hope they do."
These eight people may leave Lock Haven
University this year, but they will take with
them the memories of a championship team,
and hopefully their words of encouragement
will have a positive impact on next year's
team.
Reporters note: To this year's seniors, we
wish you the best in all of life's endeavors
and we hope that all of your dreams become
a reality and a success like this season has
been
GOOD LUCK THIS WEEKEND!

Grapplers gearing up for 1989-90 season opener versus Millersville
By Mike Leavy
Eagle Eye Sports Reporter
New faces abound in the 1989-90 edition
of Bald Eagle wrestling as the grapplers start
the season with only four retuming lettermen.
The team is once again headed by Coach
Neil Tumer and Assistant Coach Tom Justice.
According to Jusdce, this year's team is in
a rebuilding or developing stage.
"This is a young group of men with only
two seniors on the team," he said. "But they
are a very willing group who under pressure
will mature in a short time."
The two retuming seniors and lettermen
are Jeff Karam and Mike Lingenfelter. Karam finished the season 21-14-1 while Lingenfelter checked in at 33-10-1 with two of

those losses coming at the NCAA Division I
wrestling toumament. He also had 18 pins
on thc year.
Larr>' and Kenny Walker are the other retuming lettermen. They finished 10-14 and
18-12 respectively.
Last year's squad finished the season 10-6
and were ranked sixth in dual meets.
This year's schedule features two new
tournaments.' Instead of attending the Lehigh Toumament, LHU will go to the Cornell Toumament where they will face teams
like Comell and Ithaca.
The grapplers will also participate in the
National Dual Meet in Hampton, Virginia
in January. Wrestling powers like National
Champion Oklahoma State University, Penn
State and Iowa State will be at the meet also.
Oklahoma State also will attend the annual
Mat-Town Toumament here at LHU for the
first time.

A new dual meet parmer is slated for this
year as the Bald Eagles renew their series
with George Mason University on November 29 here at Lock Haven.
At 118 pounds. Freshman Shawn Kinsley
leads in wrestle-offs but Ohio state champion Brian Slate has just come off arthroscopic knee surgery and will compete with Kinsley for the starting spot.
Red shirt sophomore Danny Smith will get
the call for the Bald Eagles at 126 pounds.
Mike Lingenfelter will retum at 134 for
his senior year.
Michael Cox is on top right now at 142
pounds but red shirt sophomore Tim Givens
and junior Ron Olsen have just come off injuries and will be battling for the top spot
this week.
Tim Ward will be the 150 pound starter
and Ray Ryan will start at 158 pounds.
Senior veteran Jeff Karam is the man at

167 pounds.
Ron Coffel will be the starter at 177
pounds for the Haven.
Dale Budd is currently the top man at 190
pounds but that may change with challenges
from freshman Mike Samsel and junior Larry Walker who will retum at the end of the
football season.
Steve Thomley is in the lead for the heavyweight position but when Kenny Walker
retums from football duty, that may change.
Although many old faces are gone, Jusuce
feels this squad has talent.
"We have guys coming up who will replace those who are gone and continue to
produce wrestling of outstanding caliber,"
said Justice.
The first dual meet for the Bald Eagles is
at home against Millersville on November
14 at 7:30 p.m. in the Thomas Field House.

8 Eagle Eye Friday, November 3, 1989

ANNOUNCEMENTS
Sunday Mass is now a part of LHU Campus
Don't Miss Out...
This week's lunch discussion, held by the the Life!!! We are happy to offer you the opportunity Horseriding at Oakhollow Ranch. 10 minute
Honors Program, will feature... Dr. Russell Nel- to attend Mass right on campus in the Ulmer drive from the University. Choice of seven horses
son. The topic of interest is... Cantometrics; Mu- Planetarium at Noon every Sunday that school is (ponies also available) and Westem or English
sical Anthropology. Hope to see you Thurs., in session! Contact Sue at - 3504 or Chris at - saddles. $8 for a one hour ffail ride in the woods
and mountains, accompanied by a qualified inNov.9 in the Honors Center (Himes Hall). We 3353 for more information!
tructor. Half hour riding lessons also offered for
start promptly at 12:30 p.m.
The Career Opportunity Update Semiannual $6. Come at a time that suits you, in a group (5
Do you miss family meals? Well, the Newman Index of Employer Profiles, FallAVinter 1989, maximum for trail rides) or alone! Tel: Cathy
Commimity invites you to be part of a Sunday is available in the Career Planning and Placement Roberts, 748-8719.
Dinner at the Newman Center. Admission is Office, Akeley Hall. Secure your free copy.
Student Aide Needed
free, and each week we serve a delicious, homeA student is needed in the LHU Foimdation Ofcooked meal. Come join us any Sunday at 5 p.m. Attention Seniors:
at the Newman Center (445 W. Main Street) for a Senior portraits will be taken of all prospective fice. Must be able to type, good math and deDecember 1989, May, August and December pendable. Computer and Accounting experience
home like treat.
1990 graduates on November 6, 7, 8 and 9. To helpful, but not necessary. Contact Mrs. Thiel,
schedule
your appointment, sign up in the SCC Akeley 131 (Alumni Affairs area).
Attention All Students
•Copies of the 1989 Senior Directory, with the Business Office. "Drop - ins" will be taken if
photographs of over 240 1989 Lock Haven Uni- time permits. Evening hours are available on Attention All Students
Tbe Lock Haven YMCA is in need of basketball
versity graduates, are available in the Office of Tuesday, November 7.
officials Sundays, 3p.m. - 8:30p.m. Call Arm
Only
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project. The Office of Public Relations is located dent directory which will this year include the Buy a sporty RX7 Black 5-speed. 3220, Diane.
student's name, photo, academic major, homein 120 Akeley Hall.
With no yearbook, the senior directory is the only town, honors and clubs/ organizations/ affilia- Circle K News
tions.
Today, Friday, November 3, is the last day of the
record of the senior class available to students.
Proceeds from this project benefit the Haven poster sale in the bottom of Bentley. After today,
1990 Newspaper Editing Internships
League campus beautification project.
see any member for information. Posters only
Aplication forms for the Dow Jones Newspaper
S2.50 each - makes great presents.
Fund's 1990 Newspaper Editing Intern Program RA Applications are available and being acceptCome one , come all,
for College Juniors and the Minority Editing In- ed until Monday, November 6, for the Spring seDance till you fall,
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At the Hall,
Students may be secured in the Career Planning Life Office in Smith Hall between the hours of 8
You will have a ball!
and Placement Office, Akeley Hall. About 50 a.m. and 4p.m., Monday through Friday. If you
At the YMCA.
newsjjapers are signed up to hire students who are energetic, outgoing and resjxinsible; if you
Sunday, November Sth at 6:30p.m.
are selected through this centralized process.
love a challenge and enjoy working with fellow
Birthday Scruffy!
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I love you, Brown Eyes.
Juniors- Federal Bureau of Invenstlgation you.
Summer Internship Program (HIP):
Mens and Womens Cross Country
Examine future roles with the Bureau as Special Attention All Greeks!!
Agent or Technical/ specialty Personnel. Must There is now a DJR representative on your cam- Thank you all, especially Scott Sweitzer and
have a 3.0 grade point average. Be paid at the pus! Sweatshirts, Tee-shirts, glasswear, sweat- Coach Smith for being there for me this past
GS-6 level, annual salary of 17,542. The intem- pants and jackets are just some of the things they weekend . Your help and support means a great
ship program begins Jime 4, 1990 and ends Au- have to offer. High quality athletic wear such as deal to me and really got me through a tough one.
gust 17, 1990. The deadline for afTplications is Russell and Champion are availble in a wide va- You're a great bunch and I wouldn't trade any of
November 24, 1989. Applications and additional riety of designer letters. For more information or you for anything. Now let's go get 'em at regions!!!
information may be secured in the Career Plan- a catalogue, contact Kim Bell - 748-5548.
John
ning and Placement Office, Akeley Hall.
Are you looking for a quiet place to study? Try
Good Luck to Aimee Loftus this weekend at the Newman Center! Located at 445 W. Main
East Strudsburg University. Shannon.
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single room. For more infonnation call, 748Peterson's Business and Management Jobs 2122.
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2 or 3 female roommates needed for spring semester. For more information, call 748-2697.

Attention oMer students, faculty, staff and/or
administratk>n!!! There's a small but inspiring
prayer group just for you! "Moments ..." meets in
the Hall of Flags every Wednesday at Noon for
an hour of Christian prayer. We're currently using
Chuck Swindoll's "Growing Stong in the Seasons
of Life." Join us!

AXA Open House
Help Wanted
Lambda Chi Alpha is having an open house Sat.,
Need someone to clean a 4 bedroom home once a November 4, 1pm - 4pm. Refreshments will be
week. Must be honest, dependable, hardworking, served, including a barbeque. Everyone welcome.
need to be able to provide character references. Greeks, GDI's and faculty members.
$5/hr. Call 748-8822 after 4 pjn.
Singers and Musicians Wanted:
, Ride Needed
The formation of the LHU Gospel Choir needs
To North Jersey weekend of Nov.10-12. Will you. The first rehearsal will be on Monday,
help with expenses. Call Bill, 748-3025.
Nov.6th at 7 p.m. in Sloan 336. Everyone is invited to attend!!!

To Dawn Brenner
Happy 20th Birthday!!! With all of the things going on in our lives, it is nice to be able to celebrate life itself for a change. Especially when that
life has brought so much into another's.
Love, John
President's Open Meeting
An open meeting for faculty, staff and students
with University President Craig Dean Willis will
be held on Thursday, November 16, at Ipjn. in
the Sloan Theatre. You are invited to participate
in discussions of matters of mutual interest

Akeley Hall.
Hey You!!
Are you looking forward to going Christmas
shopping , or are you feeling like you'd like to get
away for a day, maybe see a movie and a town
other than Lock Haven? The Rotaract Club will
be sponsoring buses that will go to the Lycoming
Mall for the first two Saturdays in December (the
2nd and 9th). Transportation costs will be only $4
per person. Keep you eyes open for the sign up
table in Bentley - Coming soon!!
Spring 1990
New Course Offerings
in the Department of
History, Political Sciences, and Economics
PL501 Comparative Govemment of the
Middle East
— Dr. Ghanvamshahidi
-Wednesdays, 6-8:30 p.m.
LA304.01 Envirormient and History
-Dr. Hill
-MWF 12:10-1:00 p.m.
LA304.02 Afro-American History
-Dr. Irons
-Tu.-Th. 2:10-3:25 p.m.
The Fallon Hotel welcomes Alpha Sigma Tau,
Nov.4,1989.
Attention All Students
There will be a meeting of the University Players
Sunday, November 5 in Sloan's Countdown
Theatre at 6pm.
Attention All Students
There will be a meeting of the Black Cultural
Society Wednesday, November 8 at 7 p.m. in
the BCS Center in the bottom of Bentley.
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