This week in history . . • •••Ml Rainy . High - 63°F If - Volume 62 Issue 9 LHU World War I came to an end on November 11, 1918 H f LOCK HAVEN UNIVERSITY " STUDENT NEWSPAPER Low 4o°f - . JJ/ EAGLE EYE campus Wednesday, November 9, 2005 receives a makeover Mike Porcenaluk and Cindi Howard! Eagle Eyi Left, the PUB game room along with other rooms received a new coat of paint and carpeting during the recent renovations to improve the appearance of the student facilities. At right, construction crews repaired piping under the pathway between Raub and Robinson. Pennsylvania state schools will face tuition increase in upcoming year Melissa Trentadue Staff Reporter Lock Haven students as well as students at the other 13 stateowned universities throughout Pennsylvania could see a tuition increase by S152 next year. Earlier last week, the State System of Higher Education's governing board approved an early budget plan for the 2006-07 academic school year that relies on a 3.1 percent increase in tuition. An increase of that size can raise the tuition rates at Lock Haven as well as the other state universities to S5.058. The board of members spent two hours wrangling about how much to seek in aid from the state. They thenagreed upon $472 million in-state aid for the system's budget. In the end will be a 26.7 million increase. However, the tuition rates will not be finalized until next summer after the state aid for the public university system has been set for the 2006-07 state budget. If the tuition does increase, financial aid will not increase, which was a fear amongst many students. "Typically, an increase in tuition does not affect the financial aid. It generally stays the >1-A4 ..A5 Ttw £ye Parsons Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17745 Newsroom 893-2334 Business Office 893-2753 -- same as in the past," said Cheryl Bartholomew at secretary Financial Aid office at LHU. The board members noted that in the past two years state appropriations for the system rose about three to four percent. The board supported seeking a three to five percent increase in state funding, which they described as likely to be funded. They proposed asking the state for a nine percent increase. "We don't want to shortchange ourselycs," said board member Guido Pichinin. "If we don't ask for it, we're never going to get it." The State System of Higher Education expects its overall costs to increase next year by S57 million. "I think having an unrealistic appropriations increase doesn't do anybody any good," said David Brinjac. The bulk of the increase comes in the areas of salaries, benefits and utilities. The union contracts that cover a majority of system employees will require an increase in salaries and wages of 5.9 percent next year. The cost of providing employee benefits is expected to increase by more than eight percent, officials said. Second week of Trojan Women takes main stage 0 See B8 Board Chairman Ken Jarin prepared a tentative budget plan that requires eliminating 65 management positions to reduce the need for a larger state appropriation. Jarin asked the managers to develop a separate plan that also would have required 2.5 percent reductions in positions among faculty and other employee groups. This translated to about 138 faculty positions. Jarin also said that direction was given so the State System of Higher Education could show the governor and legislature it was considering the cut in cost. This moves in hopes of getting the request of its full state appropriation fulfilled. Student board member Chris Collins figured out the math for his school, Indiana University of Pennsylvania, and if a 2.5 percent cut in faculty positions was to occur, it would mean 17 fewer professors. This would also mean 144 fewer classes being offered. "This will have a lifetime impact on 107,000 people," Collins said. At the end, board members decided to hold off on sharing with the legislature and plan for layoffs or more budgetary cuts until they found out ifthey would be needed. |9H Mm\\\\1 A MM v J| FT 1 Biflflk JI f 1 I Provost Aggrey shares life and career experiences Leona Livingston Staff Reporter under other While at the University of Hawaii, he pondered the idea of simply getting his degree, then leaving that state. But Phi Delta Kappa, the he remembered the opportuInternational fraternity for nities that education offered professional educators, welhim. comed the current provost "School was my up in for LHU as speaker on life," said Aggrey. Nov.2. There were standardized Dr. Kwesi Eduful Aggrey tests in Ghana that one had to began by giving a short pass to get into high school, speech about his life and then another set halfwaycareer in education. through to continue. He came from his home in "Getting into a university Ghana to Brock University in was a big step." said Aggrey. Ontario, Canada with $10 in After earning a degree, his pocket. placement a job was difficult "No matter where you because the job market was come from, it will be differsmall. ent," said Aggrey. According to Aggrey, the The customs and culture structure of higher education were different, but within 24 in Ghana was very rigid, so hours of arriving in Canada, not many college graduates he began work at the univerwent on to get higher sity. degrees. There was a sense of Among the things that unity among Aggrey and the drew him to LHU were the other international students. faculty and the cutting edge "It's always nice when Nanotechnology department. people show they care." said Aggrey said that to Aggrey. achieve enhancements in His travels have helped public education, it is neceshim gain friends from other sary to work with the union countries that he wouldn't and to continue to add faculhave had the chance to meet Men's cross country qualifies for national championship I jj* ~ > L ' J | ; f ■« See Bl £fc « IV ty members who can aid with thinking of innovative ways to better the classroom. Aggrey himself introduced the idea of using computers as active components of his chemistry labs when he was a teacher at Ramapo C ollege of New Jersey. "LHU has a lot of potential, all you have to do is harness it" said Aggrey. Robert D. Lynch, a member of Phi Delta Kappa said that Aggrey coming to LHU brings a different outlook on other countries. Lynch went on to say that it's useful to learn how to get along with diverse groups of people because you never know who you're going to be working with in the future. Provost Aggrey's advice to students is to be realistic, truthful and treat this seriously. He is working with Jason Hackney. SCC president, to build relationships with, and aid in increasing the quality of education for, the students. "I see a good future on the horizon," said professor Eduardo M. Valerio. Strange fact of the week On August 8, 2000 n or k ' England five inches of fish fell from the sky. Their falling is unknown. J ? !°' November 9, 2005 lhueagleye.com A2 Computer labs affect students and professors SCC removes inactive clubs but helps others with travel Sarah Wojcik Staff Reporter The SCC voted unanimously to derccognize three campus clubs that have been deemed inactive on November 2 by passing a bill that made the decision official. The act was the first of what may be several different bills that will be proposed to dcrecognizc even more clubs and organizations as the SCC seeks to get rid of clubs that arc no longer active. Vice president Matthew Wise announced that by the next SCC meeting a total of 17 more clubs may be derecognized. Those that met the fate this past week were the LHU Radio Club, Student Environmental Action Club and Students of Universal Races, Cultures, and Ethnicities (SOURCE). Wise has no intention of forgetting about active groups on campus; however, as he promised to continue the Club Outreach Program. The program encourages SCC members to visit different clubs in hopes of understanding the needs that those organizations face. The SCC also passed a revision to the SCC's Gas Mileage Policy during the evening. The revision was introduced by SCC Treasurer Leandra Torres who explained that rising gasoline prices prompted the change in the policy. The amount of money now allotted to clubs that appeal to the SCC to cover their gas charges has increased 56 percent from the previous policy Instead of the 31 cents per mile that was offered in the past the SCC now offers 48.5 cents per mile for trips ranging from 30-150 miles. This change is a positive thing for students, according to Torres. "Clubs and organizations get more money for their trips so they can pay for their gas without a problem," she said. Graduate of Lock Haven University and former speaker of the senate, Jason Fitzgerald, made an appearance during the meeting in order to promote a fundraising project that KISSFM. his employer, was embarking on. In order to raise money for the Children's Miracle took Network, KISS-FM Thursday and Friday to broadcast from the Janet-Weiss Children's Hospital with upbeat stories about what miracles donation have preformed for the children there. The Children's Miracle Network currently helps 98 percent ofall children who undergo a heart or lung transplant and 88 percent ofchildren with cancer. When Fitzgerald heard about the opportunity to help with the station's project, he jumped into it. despite the comments that money would be lost during the airing of the program. "Regardless of whether or not it helps us in ratings, it's the right thing to do," Fitzgerald said. Working with other young people to get the job done, Fitzgerald noticed that "our generation is doing a good job with community service". aired The broadcast November 3 and 4 from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., and Fitzgerald was optimistic about what he believed would be the results. "People underestimate the generosity of people in this area," said Fitzgerald, "We are going to show them they are wrong." r mw4 " - , ... « i Mill <» I tram-ttmrn apfeato ■ pia ml - p»> . . . — II Mi , . . . .. -»» tm nb :» « .. • ... .. .. .. Mwlty ■ . _ . ... , . . . .. _ . _ .. . '. . - _ . .. . .. .. ... .. I hue tM 10 gigaof developing .1 semester alone, forcing him members, and the continual John Lewis Guest Writer ... rfc* '* Porcenalukl Eagle Eye time to work on take the that the network is continue to slow, they Although some students complain projects and surf the Web in order to prepare for class at the Raub lab. ... 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Not that dressing professionally will land you your dream job alone, but it will not hurt. Even if the company dress is casual, dress up for interviews anyway. First and foremost, it is important to practice good hygiene before interviews. It may sound like a given, but remember to take a shower, brush your teeth, comb your hair and trim your fingernails. Also important is to not deluge yourself with cologne and perfume. A powerful fragrance can be a turn-off to an interviewer. Navy blue and charcoal gray are two good color choices for outfits for both men and women. Try to avoid bright and flashy colors, like pink and A3 lhueagleye.com November 9, 2005 orange. Men have it a little easier than women when it comes to preparing their clothes for an interview. Career Services suggests to wear a classically cut tailored suit. Shirts are usually the safest they are white or eggshell. if Ties that contain pictures are not appropriate for interviews. Socks may sound like a miniscule article ofclothing, but men should wear calf length that matches their suits. Shoes should be polished and laced-up. The color of shoes and belts should match. Jewelry should be kept to a minimum- no more than one ring and a dress watch. If a woman decides to wear a skirt, it should fall below her knees and be classically styled, but not form fitting. Shins can contain a bit of color, but not enough to overwhelm the outfit. Pantyhose is recommended either a sheer or non-patin terned material. Stick an extra pair in your purse or briefcase in case of any runs. Women should also keep their jewelry tactful. Remember, it is easy to express your personality without becoming overly distracting. Try to avoid dangly earrings and wear no more than one ring per hand. Hair should be styled tastefully. If your hair is longer then shoulder length, it may be best to pull it back in a neat bun to keep it from falling in your face. Despite their immense rise to popularity, flip flops are not acceptable footware attire. Close-heeled shoes with medium heels may not be as comfortable as flip flops, but they show professionalism. It is also important to make sure the shoes coordinate color wise with the rest ofthe outfit. Hannah Thompson is a Peer Career Facilitator for Career Services and believes that if she was conducting a job search she would take appearances into consideration. "If it came down to two candidates with equal qualifications. I would probably choose the person with the best appearance, because a lot of the time the better dressed and well groomed a person is. the more seriously they are taking the job interview," the sophomore said. A lack of money cannot be the reasoning for why students can't afford the afore mentioned wardrobe. Most ofthe items can be purchased at Wal-Mart or a department store, such as Boscov's, at an affordable price. Having the correct outfit for interviews is an investment for your future. Senior receives the national Student of The Year award .. Hit all your stress away at the Haven Homerun Derby Monday Nov. 14 4 p.m. Free food and drinks and tons of prizes Courtesy ofLHU Honors Program Dr. Joseph P. McGinn, Director of the University Honors Program and a with professor in the Communications & Philosophy Department stands Student of the Year award recipient Ryan Landino. Nicole Jacobs Staff Reporter A Lock Haven University Honors student won the 2005 National Collegiate Honors Council (NCHC) Student ofthe Year Award. Ryan Landino, a senior communication major and the Student Associate Director of Program Development and Leadership for the University Honors Program, received the award based on his impact and involvement in the Honors Program, his participation in regional and national NCHC conferences and his student resume. Landino is also an officer in Lambda Pi Lta. a nationally-recnity and co-leads the activity group Basics of Imaginative Honors for the Writing Program. The Student of the Year Award is the most prestigious award that the NCHC offers to students. Candidates are nominated by the directors of their programs and selected from a pool of students from every NCHC recognized school in the nation. "At one point during the conference. I had met a very 0 jf SCandidates. Qualifications: 2.5 QP.A., leadership, communication, jevent planning and customer ser[vice skills preferred. Apply i n e n I jwww.myownapartment.com or Istop by the Evergreen Commons {Clubhouse for an application and •timeline, Spring, summer, and Fall {positions available. Call 570-893j1833 for details. Information sesjsion November 9 @ 7:30 in the l f I well-spoken woman with three majors from a Midwestern university at a presentation on her research." said Landino. "I didn't know until after meeting with her that she was one of my competitors." Landino was nominated for the award by Dr. Joseph P. McGinn, the director of the University Honors Program and a professor in the communication and philosophy department. "I chose to nominate Ryan Landino for this prestigious award because of his commitment to the guiding ideals of the National Collegiate Honors Council and because of his outstanding record of leadership within the Lock Haven University Honors Program." said McGinn. "I'm extremely pleased that Ryan was selected to receive this award. This represents a tremendous achievement for Ryan and for the Lock Haven University Honors Program." Prior to being presented the award by the current NCHC president, Virginia Dr. McCombs of Oklahoma City University, in front of an audience of close to 1,000 Honors Honors directors. Deans. Honors faculty, and Honors students at the National Honors Conference in St. Louis, Landino had no idea he had won the award. "You can say I was a little overwhelmed to find out that 1 was chosen for this award," said Landino. "It took a few days to settle in." "I am happy to see that a smaller school like Lock Haven University can provide a contender against the larger universities in the nation; it shows that it's not about how many opportunities a school can offer, but how that school, larger or smaller, can help students help themselves in rising up and accepting those opportunities." Mcintosh, the Kristin Student Associate Director of Admissions. Recruitment and Student Retention and a junior bio-chemistry pre-med major is honored to work with someone who is dedicated enough to the program and his academics to be able to compete and win in a pool ofhighly qualified students from across the country. "If there is anyone I know that deserves this award it would be Ryan," said Mcintosh. "Our entire staff is so proud of him." Plans are underway for a possible luncheon to recognize the prestige and honor that Landino has brought to LHU by receiving such an award. - k V 11/15, 6 p.m. jciubhouse. Refreshments served, V jSee you there! Mi O Planned Parenthood Prof. Jack Schmidt at jschmidt@lhup.edu of the Susquehanna Valley 112 West Main Street 748-1895 Free and open to the public. www.ppsv.net j ■ 1 ■ 'Meet the prez' Have problems? Suggestions? Comments? Concerns? Be a leader. Be a mentor. Be a friend. —I i § | ||| If so then visit our university president Dr. Keith T. Miller ij during his office hours in Sullivan 202 between the hours of | 2:00 to 3:30 December 8 November 10 March 2 February 9 April 13 | || i I November 9, 2005 lhueagleye.com A4 Lawsuits delay stem cell funding Radio media regains 'unpatriotic* stance Andy Jones Daily Evergreen (Washington State I .) PULLMAN. Wash. - The ombudsman for National Public Radio spoke about the effects of Hurricane Katrina on the American media. Jeffrey Dvorkin. the public representative for NPR. spoke in the Communication Addition auditorium about journalistic freedoms in the wake of disaster. "Journalists arc finding their way into being critics ofpower that is true to the traditions of American journalism," Dvorkin said. Dvorkin, a Canadian-born. American citizen, has worked at NPR since 1997. In 2000. he became the first ombudsman at any broadcasting station. The 1930s and 1940s were a time when journalism was at its purest; without a script. Dvorkin said. Journalists such as Edward R. Murrow had the power to challenge authorities and promote opinions that challenged the status quo. After Sept. ll.it was deemed unpatriotic for anyone to speak against the government, he said. Journalists were forced to support President Bush's war on terrorism unconDvorkin said Hurricane Katrina exposed the failure of Bush's FEMA organization. Journalists are suddenly free to question authority from all angles with events such as the Libby Indictment, the failed Miers nomination and growing unease about the Iraqi War, he said. "Fairness and balance isn't the goal ofjournalism, telling the truth is," he said. "Fairness and balance are the means to the demise ofthe media's voice. In the late 1980s, a large emphasis was placed on making media corporations profitable, he said. Media corporations got rid ofproducers and editors and invested in technology that de-ski lied the workforce to make money. With the end of the Cold War, news organizations began to eliminate foreign news bureaus, he said. Organizations were forced to appeal to what was popular, not what was important. "Journalism must have values in a civic sense, higher than its stock and shareholder." he said. Dvorkin cites the O.J. Simpson trial as a turning point in the history of the media. "The trial had celebrities, cameras in court, dramatic and cheap stories to do, it was the beginning ofreality television." he said. Since 1997, the number of radio stations in American has dropped from 10,000 to 6.800, he said. Fewer reporters lead to fewer opinions, which lead to more profits and a weaker public service. "1 deeply believe in the tradition of public service journalism," Dvorkin said. "We have an obligation to treat our listeners as citizens first and listeners second." The success of NPR is due to it's balanced yet credible approach to journalism, he said. He encourages people to be critical ofthe media and to support other credible sources such as NPR. "There is an obligation on the part of the pubic to keep journalists on track," he said. "The more pressure the people put on the media to have higher demands, the better off they'll be." the end." Dvorkin cited money, rab/oidization and concentration of ownership as main factors in Courtesy of U-Wire Services Online direct state control over govgram. Campus researchers still UC Davis would need to turn to private donations to fund funding toward stem have not received the grant. the campus research, accordjudge county cell research. Alameda An ing to Meyers. decide whether is lo expected Defendants say that rea"Other than that, I don't a during to dismiss the suits sonable controls are in place to DAVIS, Calif. Over one limit the amount spent on stem hearing scheduled for Nov. 17. know how we'd get the money," he said. year after Californians passed cell research. Despite the delay in receivThe UC Davis stem cell funds, Davis offiProposition 71. approving S3 the UC ing The Independent Citizens' billion worth of government Oversight Committee and the cials are still proceeding as training program will prepare funding for stem cell studies, California for planned, according to Dr. doctors and researchers for Institute 16 research institutions and Regenerative Medicine Frederick Meyers, training stem cell study by offering universities, including the organizations created by director for the UC Davis stem courses on the biology of stem cells and the ethical and legal University of California- Proposition 71 to review grant cell program. Davis, have not received the applications and allocate state "We're so busy doing major issues that surround the conresources to commence their resources for stem cell study recruiting that this doesn't set troversial topic. "I understand people's conprograms. spoke in defense of the us back too far," he said. cern," of group opposing organMeyers said. "This is "We're basically planning right A proposition. to be taken izations, the including something now." not ICOC officials said that to from the ethical Advocate, the guarantee that there is state either People's lightly, said that he was Meyers aspect Tax or the scientific aspect National Limitation control over funding, its memabout the court ruloptimistic Foundation and Californians bers are appointed by elected ing next week, hoping that of stem cell research." for Public Accountability and officials and UC chancellors. funds will be available shortly If the court ruling confirms Proposition 71 as law. Meyers Ethical Oversight, filed lawdecision is made. They added that employees after a suits against state officials in must said he the initial $2.7 hopes to raise trying adhere to the The CIRM is April, effectively halting sales Administrative Procedure Act, $50 million to cover the costs million grant will be the first of bonds that would have the Public Records Act and of the training programs at of many future grants toward funded the programs. California's conflict of interest institutions across the state the university's stem-cell These lawsuits challenge laws. until the end of the court bat- research Proposition 71, arguing that it In September, the ICOC tle, according to a CIRM and CIRM rewarded UC Davis spokesperson in a press there have been no provisions with a $2.7 million grant to release. Courtesy of U-WIRE set to ensure that there is create a stem cell training proServices Online. sponsorship. Without state Michael Steinwand The California Aggie (UC-Davis) ernment - - - Closing arguments to be heard in Al-Arian trial wrote to a Kuwaiti legisthe PIJ. The prosecution, meanwhile, has argued lator asking that money Al-Arian, Ghassan Ballut, Hatim Fariz and that any money given to be sent to the families of the PIJ aids every part of suicide bombers so "operSameeh Hammoudch are the group. The prosecuations such as these can accused of providing suption never established a continue" were also port to the Palestinian among the evidence predirect link between the Islamic Jihad (PIJ). a terdefendants and the viosented by the prosecution. rorist organization The closing arguments lent activities of the responsible for attacks should last about three or organization. against Israel and other The prosecution's evifour days, and lawyers in occupied territories that dence includes phone the case said the jury also acts as a Palestinian calls, videos, corresponcould begin deliberating charity. The PIJ claims dence and bank records it the defendants' fate by responsibility for more believes connect Al-Arian the end of next week, than 100 deaths. to the violent activities of according to the St. The jury will have to the organization. Bank Petersburg Times. be convinced Al-Arian records showing Al-Arian Al-Arian was arrested knowingly contributed to the violent aspects of the sent money to families of in February 2003 and has remained in the governPIJ to convict him. PIJ members who killed The defense has argued Israeli soldiers, videos of ment's custody since. him vocally supporting an the defendants have only to and charity contributed "armed struggle" against Courtesy of U-WIRE aspects non-violent of Israel and a letter he the Services Online es. John Calkins The Oracle (U. South Florida) - TAMPA, Fla. Following a five-month trial, closing arguments in the case of former University of South Florida professor Sami Al-Arian and three other men are scheduled for this week. 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November 9, 2005 www.lhueagleye.com A6 OPINION i ii i b a '(Mim What it's like to be a band-aid Daniella De Luca Editor in Chief w Write a letter to toe editor. H m lhueagleye@yahoo.com R M latest opinions about all of the popular topics m V H thoughts and musings M it w .KU'in(an ...everyone should have one. ffi B WIMMItBMlBlJUMMlMBMMMQBMl There's really not much you can tell someone who just had their heart broken if you want to make them feel better. As their friend, it'sreally hard to think of things to say because yes, you've been there before, never really knowing how you got yourself so down or even how you got yourself out of it that last time. Starlet Audrey Hepburn said. "I've always had very close friends that I could call up in the middle ofthe night." and 1 have always wanted to be one of those friends. Someone who will listen. When a friend is upset, I struggle for the right words or a comforting thought, but nothing ever makes it right. For this, I admire my parents because even though we have our disagreements, whenever I'm down or sad, they seem to just know what to say or do to make it all okay again. Maybe that allknowing quality is something you get when you grow up. It's knowing that you can look back now and tell the high school version of yourself that everything all works out in the end. Being an emotional band-aid for my friends is one thing 1 used to be pretty good at. I'll come up with just the right joke to make them at least crack a smile, but sometimes I feel like I just don't have that power any more. There's enough going on in Matthew McKeague my own life, where it's almost like there is no time to worry about others. I regret that because I used to be such a people-oriented person, but 1 find that I've changed. After taking Interpersonal Communications, 1 have self-identified myselfas a person who fits into the thinker category, although I am close to being a feeler. I like to listen and think things through rather than jumping right in. In the past few months I have realized that while I do care about others, I now care more about myself first. I know it might be considered rude or selfish, so go ahead and stereotype me as the typical only child that you think I am. I, however, am not at all who you might think. I'm independent, yes. I know what I want. yes. I'm also human, and I'm doing the best that 1 can. I don't make false claims or make promises that I can't keep. People say and do mean things to one another. There's no denying that. People disappoint each other. And then, one day, they recover. That's about all there is to it. The road to recovery or learning to trust again takes some time. For now, I'm still searching for the perfect thing to say to make things alright. This is your friendly reminder that not everyone is out to hurt you, and it has to get better. Why? Because it eventually does. gWT" We all know what it's like to have random thoughts pop into our heads. Sometimes those thoughts are about what kind of food you want, sometimes they are about a relationship you wish would develop, sometimes they arc disturbing activities you would like to do to bothersome people, and sometimes they are completely insane, messed up, and probably offensive. The latter category is what Comical Considerations thrives on. Warning: the following may cause the Earth to revolve around the sun instead of all planets revolving around the Earth, bands to succeed by only looking pretty, and 100 pennies to be the equivalent of one piece of paper. What? Those side effects are already true? Then you havenothing to worry about. Proceed for some more comical considerations. Nowadays even zombies want a more politically correct name; cannibal connoisseurs. You know why some babies are born late? Because they don't want to give up their comfy butt print in the placenta. Guns don't kill people... Michael Bolton music kills people. Failed Movie Idea Number 527: A vampire movie where the vampire dies because he's too afraid of drinking HIV contaminated-blood. Am I pushing myself further into the realm of wackiness. oddness, and other qualities unaccepted by the general public? Yes, most likely. Do I care? No. most likely not. Can penguins fly? Only if they are shot out of a cannon. Will I ever smoke? Only if I'm on fire. Is this series of questions leading anywhere? Of course it wasn't. And so concludes another article wasting trees. Come back next week for another hodgepodge of words and some more comical considerations. Do you really admire this newspaper and want to be a part of the staff? Do you really loathe this newspaper and feel you could improve it? Apply to become a PAID staff member beginning in the Spring 2006 semester. Here are the available posistions... 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Interviews will be conducted between 5 and 8 p.m. Wednesday, November 16,2005. j A7 N ovember 9, 2005 OPINION Letters to the editor are the opinion ofIke author and to not reflect the views ofthe Eagle Eye staffor Us associates. * • * * Write a letter to the editor. Include your name, phone, major, and year. •HE Send it to lhueagleye@yahoo.com * with "Opinion Letter" in the heading. Rating: CAIMutations.com This week: • ** • •• • * Corruption and Confusion: The parking at LHU This cell-phone photo shows a campus police vehicle parked in the Vice President Only spot in front of Sullivan Hall. that I would feel safer knowing Dear Editor, On Friday night, 1, along that all regulations are enforced with many others parked on the at all times. hill, recieved a ticket for parking Branching off from the ticketing going on at the halls, let us in a spot in front ofGross Hall. For almost one and a half now look at the situation with years. I have parked at the halls the commuter lots. The number on a weekend, never once of tickets issued to students in receiving a ticket. After investi- relation to the number of parkgating the parking regulations, I ing spots is unbalanced. A quick discovered that a rule exists that analysis by anyone with comunless you have a red sticker, mon sense, should help you realyou can not park in front of the ize that if you have 3 parking spots and issue 5 tags, 2 people resident halls, at any time. at this are On the weekends cither left in the dark, or are to park in another unauknown as a suitforced campus, also area, and of course, the number of stuthorized case college, a ticket. makreceive dramatically, parking dents drops The revenue from parking ing the number of open spots, tickets is well above $3()()0.()(). plentiful. It seems to me that providing understand that the regI can ulation should be enforced if more tickets than spots, tempts there was a problem with people students to park in unauthorized that have red stickers can not areas for fear of being late for park in their spots. However, on class, allowing for this revenue the weekends, the spots are to be met. All 1 think needs to be almost all open. done is a review of the current What disturbs me the most is parking regulations on the camthe fact that in the process ofa pus. I am by no means bashing ticket appeal, I brought up the situation to the power in charge. the law enforcement ofour camIn one swift comment, they stat- pus in any way. I believe that ed that the rule has always been they do an excellent job protectenforced. Any resident of the ing our well being. However, halls should raise their voice that most disturbing is the fact that not once was a ticket issued for the campus police break their parking in a spot in front of the own rules, as stated in the parking regulation manual. halls on a weekend. enforced, is to On Wednesday November 2, a law be If enforce the law at all times, not 2005, a campus police vehicle when there is nothing else for was parked in the Vice law enforcement to do. I know President's spot in front of _ I " : 9 Sullivan hall. Clearly titled on the sign located in clear view stated close to the cruiser stated. Vice President only. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Furthermore, neither of the cruisers have a campus parking tag on them, nor do the spots they park in contain "state vehicle parking" signs. 1 do not feel that if our own law enforcement agency breaks the rules, that it is fair to penalize those of us who do the same. I do not write this article for the purpose of causing trouble. I do however hope that the article will open the eyes and ears of the students on the campus, to allow them to realize that the current parking regulations are unfair in their current application. "When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. " -The Declaration of Independence -Student concerned about parking situation. Cartoons that make you go "Hrmm ..." j I "They need to invent | — ,°° ■ FX.Z'L™*Z~ *. r=zrJB tggmW g; r Bnk« I 1 w> ui ys brain microchip so 1 have deal with all of pop-upads!" >~zn *mmm JW ■ J>k\s$\ (J IH w Kristen Buonfiglio Guest Columnist Some ofyou out there might have heard of a website that actually provides skins-layouts for AOL Instant Messenger, as well as new smiles, different features, etc, all for free. Well is that site. AIMutation is a website where professionals make different layouts with mostly original color and design to spruce up the default layout ofAIM. In order to use AIMutation on AIM, you need to download it first from the website with AIM turned off during installation. After that is done, you can download as many skins as one chooses from the website and it will automatically add them to the list of skins to use on AIM. The categories of skins as well as the amount of skins in each category include Cartoon (12), Colors and Shapes (30), Dark (12), Holiday (1), Miscellaneous (6), Operating Systems (2), Ports (8), Sports (1), and University (2). There are also a variety of plug-ins that you can choose to use also with AIMutation as well, such as a plug-in that will allow users to choose a variety of different smiley choices over the default yellow ones. There is also a message board attached to the website where users can get information about AIMutation as well as chat with other users and developers ofthe product. You need to sign up to use the message board but it is free to join. You do not need to sign up to download AIMutation or get skins. Just the fact that this website is free and that it provides new skins and layouts for AIM would make people want to use it right? Well that was what drew me to the website anyway, but notice the C- grade I give it. AIMutation does have many flaws. The website itself is filled with pop-ups and ads. Just now I tried to get onto the site so I could get some information on it, and it shut down my browser because of all the pop-ups and ads. Another is that it has been almost a year since the last update to the AIMutation program. The website is updated daily but not the program, which would explain why AIMutation has asked users to stop asking when the next version is coming out. The current version is 1.3.2. released November 30, 2004. According to the website, the developers are currently working on two new versions, 1.4.0, and 2.0 Public Alpha 1. There is a chart on the main page of the website that shows the status of the two versions, and although 1.4.0 hasn't been updated in the last year, 2.0 Public Alpha 1 was last updated the first of this month. According to the developers, with aim.com releasing new versions of AIM every few months, it makes it hard to update AIMutation to a version that is compatible with the most current version of AIM. While this in my opinion, when the developers have to post an "AIMutation is not dead." one begins to wonder what is taking so long for just an update. From my point of view, fewer and fewer skins are being made by developers and uploaded into the database as well, and some of the plug-ins are beginning to not work anymore for some users. Not only that, but for version 1.3.2, users have to install a previous version of AIM in order for AIMutation to be used correctly. The current version of AIM is not compatible with AIMutation. I don't know what to expect for 2.0 Public Alpha 1 or 1.4.0, but I stopped using AIMutation long ago because I just got tired of the lack of updates as well as the website itself. AIMutation is a site worth checking out, but in my opinion, until the developers make some serious changes to both the program and the site, I wouldn't do anything but browse around. I'll have to settle with the default everything for AIM for now. Ken Foster encounters more oddities in New Orlean's return to normalcy Night Court Last night there was another Bywater/Marigny community meeting with Jackie Clarkson and reps from the police force, the utilities, and Army Corps of Engineers, etc. While last week there were 60 in attendance, last night about five hundred showed up—and it was another embarrassing display of narcissism on the part of the community. While the local officials tried to explain how extensive the damage is to the infrastructure of the city and how the individual neighborhoods are connected to each other and what work needs to be done to safely restore service, angry "concerned" residents stood on chairs shrieking obscenities and crying like babies about their was no different than any others. For about 90 minutes they made it nearly impossible for any information to be shared, and then one by one, having gotten the negative attention they were seeking, they stormed out ofthe meeting. No one had anything to offer. No one volunteered to help. One of the few suggestions to come from the crowd was that all garbage could be dumped in the "empty lot" between Piety and Desire-the park in my neighborhood. I objected, of course. Worst of all was Harry Anderson of the old sitcom "Night Court." Harry has been running community meetings in the French Quarter, and came to the Marigny to accuse Clarkson ofnever showing up. He interrupted the police to shout at her. She explained that the one time she had been invited to his meeting she was already booked for another meeting. She had asked him to give her a date in advance. He never did. At that Harry and his blond assistant stormed out, proving once again that itreally is all about HIM. And we should never forget that. Later, at Mimi's, I overheard one of the most obnoxious woman at the meeting telling a delusional story about how the crowd had applauded her when she left the meeting. The truth is that by that time no one was even paying attention. The evictions begin I was walking Sula down Royal Street today and we met a couple standing outside their house-a house I immediately remembered from a walk earlier in the week, when a crew of out of town laborers were throwing every possession out onto the street. This wasa day BEFORE the official eviction day, and the amount of stuff they were throwing onto the pavement made me think that it was likely a house people were planning to return to. Now I was standing with these tenants who had just minutes earlier arrived home ready to rebuild their lives and the city itself. There were only a few damaged books and some trash remaining. They told me that they had left a note for their landlord, who had never returned their calls before the storm, so they had barracaded the windows and doors on their own. While I was with them, they tried calling the man-he immediately hung up the phone on them. Like many people they had been waiting for basic things like utilities to be confirmed before they returned to live here again. Now they are calling on friends to see if anyone can offer a place to stay. Meanwhile, the half a double across the street from me is available. Two weeks ago it was renting for $900. Last week they raised it to $2000. There have been no takers, so it's down to $ 1500 today. Be careful where you point your rocket Saturday night my power went off. It didn't just go off in a traditional post-catastrophe way. The lights dimmed down to almost nothing, then periodically flashed on like a strobe. It was Halloween weekend. It was New Orleans. And when I looked out the window it seemed that I was the only house on the block that was having any problem. I called the landlord, who was out somewhere and promised to come by, then called back to say that several of his friends were having the same problem—so it wasn't just my house. I tried turning the lights out, but the power buttons on the appliances were still blinking at me. and the sound ofthe refrigerator surging kept me up most ofthe night. On Sunday I discovered the trouble: Someone had launched a confetti rocket outside of Mimi's on Franklin Street, and it lodged itself in a transformer. Maybe things were back to normal after all! More signs that things have returned to normal I just spent two hours searching for my car in the French Quarter. Ken Foster, a former resident ofWoolrich and an LHU graduate, moved to New Orleans just days Katrina hit the Gulf Coast. Ken is an accomplished and celebrated writer, whose ■k has been published in The New York Times Book Review, and the San Francisco Chronicle. ->ng others. He has published a collection ofstories and his memoir about dogrescue. The Dogs o Found Me, will be published this year. Ken's blog at has also been featured on CNN. ■>re Hurricane A8 lhueagleye.com International flags deteriorate with time November 9, 2005 Annual fall blood drive takes place in the PUB tit ' 1 i indi Howard! Eagle Eye Two of the ragged International flags barely resemble flags after being weathered from the power of Mother Nature. Kelly McCoomb Staff Reporter Time and weather has turned the international flags around campus into torn, ragged, pieces ofcloth blowing in the breeze. Lock Haven University has had flags posted around campus intending to show support ofthe international programs it offers to students, but the flags have siowy been deteriorating. Maintence has been waiting for the /ntemationaJ Office to make a work request to keep up the flags' appearance. "The International Office should buy some new flags because they represent countries all over the world where all the international students are from," said XinRan Li. a second year exchange student from Tianjin, China. "I believe students from all over the world would like to sec respect from the school, especially when they just arrive in a new environment," she said. Mrs. Gwendolyn Perrin. secretary for the International Office stated that the flags would be changed when maintenance is able to change them. The Internationa/ Office has previously ordered various flags five times in the past seven years. The last order was this past spring. The flags range in price; The Japanese flag can cost about S16 and a more detailed flag can cost up to about $40. There are 28 different national flags and three to four copies of each around the campus. All 28 national flags, representing their respective countries, have a connection to Lock Haven University. Replacing flags is made more difficult because they are on top ofthe high light poles. "The school shouldn't do away with them [the flags], but maybe take them down in the winter," said Abigail McCullough, junior and front desk worker the for International Office. "Also, maybe have them more in one place to help out maintenance." Assistant Director of assured students that a new order was put in and 15 flags will be replaced this weekend. Eagle Eye Courtney Sheperd and Jim Miller volunteer at the annual blood drive and give their blood to help others. ight tH wM ,„SKIo, SN( )WB( >AKI ). but don't have enough money? This vein is going to help out college students Buy the cheapest season pass at an incredible rate! battle against breast cancer at the Battle of the Bands Sign ups will start Wednesday Nov. 16, at Bentley for $15 per band. Sponsored by lata Tau Alpha I &ll. ■ - . 'ililll. M „i. tar mum irrittntiMiim. :»ll KllMUiMZSV. M " Hi • I. I i.ll.- 1 I,, . VV.I . IJ VV'idcncr University Oil*. 'Jlinvtwly H*tt.. J viim//uiuiui Html.nxImi/iMm tea* " ■ ui zT~ f~P_ November 9, 2005 B4 Intramural S orts News Games of the Week Flag Football 5-3 % 1.000 .833 .625 4-3 .571 3-4 2-3 2-4 .429 .400 .333 2-5 .286 1-5 .167 Record 9-0 Stuiinas P-l'nit 5-1 Dirty Dozen Alpha Chi Rho I nip rean a hies B.C. Rahid Badgers Primctime Jersey's Finest Pem Boyz | [ 1-6 .143 The GgcrtHll Army Resilient Orange Delicious Bass Keystone Club Muzzy s The Legends The Niners LHUnit | L.B.C. Crase Tigers Fightin Whites The Punishers Showtime Too Beaucoup 6-2 5-3 5-3 1.000 .750 .625 .625 546 T3 T571 R.I.P. 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Lest anyone think I'm just picking on one over-reaching song, there are certainly enough songs on the album like "Booty" that make you want to abandon R&B for all of time. For every track where Clinton and crew over-reach or simply bore, there are others that still have the ability to make all remembe"r us ParliamentVFunkadelic's glory days. The cover of "Goodnight Sweetheart, Goodnight" brings a golden oldie into the space age. Also, the remake of "Whole Lotta Shakin'" definitely takes a classic and stretches it into something new and better. As a whole, the second disc of the double disc set is vastly better than the first one. The question that any music review ultimately has to answer is "would I listen to this again?" In this case, the answer is maybe. But, it's a maybe worth giving a chance, as long as your computer has the ability to edit play lists or skip tracks. of Trojan Women," Chelakis said. And a pastiche it was. From voices not found on Fox News. the array of lighting, costumes and music, the players took over When you shudder in the face ofhorror, knowledge happens." the stage and recreated this clasIn this case, a montage of sical tragedy that never truly Trojan Women was created. ends. At the finale of the play, Instead of one voice, many were Hecuba willingly lets forth that, heard. Instead of one simple "this will never end." "Do not let it end. You must story idea, many were used. "We are fracturing the norm decide when it is over and carry and creating a pastiche or palate it with you," Chelakis said. His idea was to make the play purposeful and have it resonate through the audience's bodies. His idea was to take a story that is a massive piece of historic literature and connect the "then" and "now." And by the faces ofthe audience and the overwhelming applause at the end of the preview show, Chelakis's mission was accomplishe and the Trojan Women will never truly die. Ed Savoy Staff Reporter suspects. On the one hand, you have tracks like "I Can Dance," which contrary to the expectations you would have given the title, inspires no one to dance and many people to sleep. If 1 All over the DNA of modern rap, funk and R&B, you will find George Clinton's messy, freaky-naughty chromosome pairs. It is then not surprising that his new album, credited to the "P-Funk All Stars," sounds a lot like what it inspired. The moments where the father imitates the sons are among the worst on the album. It is the moments where he sounds like his old self that makes the album a bearable one. "How Late Do U Have 2BB4UR Absent?", an album title that is a contender for both longest album title and most leet-like album title of all time. From TROJAN, B8 H0R0SC0P by Linda C. Black Tribune Media Services March 21-April 19 possibilities are 3tty good that you and ur team will achieve 5 previously thought possible. Go for it. ie Taurus April 20-May 20 can bet there'll be argument on just ut every point of contention, sible k to the important July 23-Aug. 22 Consider the possibilities and the consequences. Make lists of pros and cons, and wait. More information is coming. Capricorn Virgo Dec. 22-Jan. 19 Cash in your coupe Aug. 23-Sept. 22 Careful analysis is send in your rebat required. Luckily, you're recycle bottles i in the mood. Even a cans. You'll tricky problem can be enough to get solved. Read the manu- a well-earned al. treat. Libra Gemini May 21-June 21 the bulk of the job is (, you should be to take a mid-week Reward elf for having it this far. Cancer June 22-July 22 3 a romantic until after your �pping is done. Finish many of your other ks as you can now, Sept. 23-Oct. 22 Don't reach for the checkbook, reach for your sketch pad and lined paper, your You instead. need to visualize first, then make a list. Scorpio Oct. 23-Nov. 21 Follow through with a recommendation. Check that item off your lists. Start making plans for a romantic interlude soon, but one that does not break your budget. Join the Eagle I Eyel Become a Staff Reporter! SU« Reporters must take a story every week! Go online or fill out a form to apply! All applications are due by November 11! Straylight Run, Plain White T's, Paramore ■ 1 Google Image Database Melanie Shellhammer Staff Reporter To have a truly memorable concert experience an attendee needs to come away feeling like their ears are bleeding from standing so close to the speakers. They need to have the sweat of others mixed with already the moisture enveloping their own body still lingering the morning after. When the songs play again after they've left the show, a feeling in their Nov. 22-Dec. 21 Odds are good you'll hi pay dirt soon. Don't ge over-enthusiastic though. Proceed witr caution. Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 18 The person who sig your paycheck h strong ideas about h< things are done. He she is not necessai right. Be cautious pointing this out. stomach comes over them as they belt out every word they can remember while reliving what moments they can relish from the night of the show. If any of you have ever had one of those experiences, then you know the feeling. You're left wanting more. You wish that you could have the bands playing the songs for you live every time you hear them from then on. On Oct. 31, the Crowbar hosted a concert that gave off an aura of perfection as Paramore, Plain White T's and Straylight Run literally took the air out of the audience's lungs as everyone in attendance stood in awe with jaws sunk to the floor and eyes glazed over at the sight of the musical exhibitions. Each band brought their own unique flare to the stage, with Paramore leading the pack. The band, led by petite singer Hayley Williams, who despite her small stature has a power- house voice, could capture even the most obnoxious guy or girl in the audience. In fact she actually did just that, that night. Her presence on stage caught the attention of everyone, and it was not just because she was dressed in an afro wig and mouse nose. Paramore had fun with their set. Dressed in costumes for the Halloween festivities taking place, they paraded around the stage enjoying every moment they had to make the audience really hear their music and actually give it the credit it bouncy rifts and sing along choruses, along with the many other songs like it played that night by the band. Finally the band that most were there to see took the stage. Now personally, Straylight Run is not where it's at, but they do put on a pretty amazing live show. Praise is deserved. The audience looked as if it was collectively in a trance. The words to every song were pouring out of their mouths without any hesitation. One audience member called out during a break in deserves. A new band to the Fueled the set that he had just gotBy Ramen label, Paramore ten a tattoo. It read, "Sing is still easing along, but like you think no one's lisa with songs like "Pressure," tening," line from "Emergency," "My Heart" "Existentialism on Prom and "Conspiracy" they do Night," the first single off not have to try too hard to the group's self-titled debut convince people to listen to album. The songs lyrics carried their music. Singing those songs as well as others also through the venue as every Featured on their debut CD, one sang the words, truly as if no one was listening. Paramore stole the show. Then following suit. The Their bodies were at ease, as Plain White T's trampled song after song the band onto the stage with an over"The Tension played on. whelming amount of energy and the Terror," "It's For the that got the audience dancBest" and "Sympathy for the ing. It would have been Martyr" were all treated even better if you could with tremendous response have actually heard singer from the crowd. 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WXtrntCHDMATCM vrnmuofeoKJusLaw Ob Cmi * hnuwuijnainnl •»»■_ B7 lhueagleye.com November 9, 2005 Feature Tim Comedians star in a night of laughter Clubs bring hobbies to life Jessica Stokes Features Editor Ka y la Seidle Guest Writer Comedians Kerri Louise and Tom Cotter performed at Price Auditorium this past Friday, Nov. 4 at 7:30 p.m. £Z The event was sponsored by Haven Activities Council Student *(HAC) and Cooperative Council (SCC). HAC Coordinator, Megan McCarthy, said that most comedians who have been invited to visit LHU are very laid back and focus on jokes that the students will like. Kerri and Tom proved to be just that and, because ofthis, the event was a success. "If people like comedy and they're stressed with end of the semester things, A Night of Comedy [would have been] a good way to laugh and relieve stress," said Megan. Kerri and Tom, who have been married for three years and are parents of twin boys, are both part of BCA Entertainment Incorporation. Information about them is listed on the website www.barbaracoppersmith.co m. As stated on the website, "Kerri is the only woman in five years to reach the semifinals of the San Francisco Comedy Competition." She has appeared on television shows such as NBC's Access Hollywood, the Today Show and was a co-host of the Three Stooges Marathon. She was also featured on 20/20 and New Joke City. "Tom is the colleges' answer to fun. They repeatedly ask for his high energy, rapid-fire style of comedy," stated the website. He won the 15th Annual Seattle International StandUp Comedy Competition. Also, he has performed on MTV, VHI, A&E, NBC, The Disney Channel, and Comedy Central, and was featured on The Tonight Show. "It [was] a nice way to enjoy time with friends," said Megan. Kerri and Tom performed for roughly an hour and a half. All who attended got the utmost pleasure from the comedians' humor. From drunken college nights to being parents of twins, Kerri and Tom's jokes seemed to hit home with the Imagine acting on stage in front of a packed house, camping in the wilderness, orplaying disc jockey on a Friday night. These are only a few things that any college student at LHU would have the opportunity to do just by joining one of the many clubs offered. If you're new to the school and looking for ways to make friends fast, joining a club is the perfect way to go. Incoming freshmen might not even be aware that many of the clubs on campus exist. Eventually, signs are posted on bulletin boards and giant posters with multi-colored writing made to capture attention are plastered on the brick walls of buildings all over campus. The only way to know which clubs are right for you is to check them out for yourself. People join clubs to meet new people, help others, gain experience, or just for something to do outside the classroom. Here are four clubs out of many offered that anyone interested may participate in and even meet a few new friends or learn something new. Outing Club. During any particular semester at college, life never seems to slow down. Piles of homework, exams, and other responsibilities are constantly being thrown in your direction. One club's members strive to relieve the stress of school. The Outing club is made for anyone who enjoys the adventures awaiting them outdoors. "The Outing club is a great way to meet new people as a freshman and is also a great way to experience the outdoors like camping, hiking, backpacking, horseback riding, kayaking, biking, caving and more," said Valerie Martin, who has been participating in the Outing club since she came to LHU in 2003. One ofValerie's favorite fea- tures and in her opinion the best thing about the club is the fact that there are outings every weekend ofthe semester. "We have gone camping and hiking at Ricketts Glenn State Park and also at more local state parks like Hyner Run and Little Pine." said Valerie, a senior Recreation Management major from Dallas, Pa. "The club gives everyone a chance to get away from studying and being on campus." The Outing Club satisfies both meeting new people and getting your mind off of homework at least for a little while. You might even leam something new about the outdoors as well. Dangerously Improv. If you've ever been scared to death or even just nervous while speaking in front of a group and you want to change that, then this next club is for you. Dangerously Improv came into existence five years ago when David Ferry, a theatre major, and his friends were interested in learning about different types of theatre such as sketch comedy and improvisation. Dave and his friends that University requested Players, the theatre club on campus, sponsor an improv group and thus, Dangerously Improv was born. "Dangerously Improv is not just for theatre majors. Several other students from other majors are very active with the improv group," said Dennis Berfield, a co-captain of the group. "It looks great on a resume that you have training in improvisation." Dennis says that some ofthe benefits of becoming a part of this group are the improvisational training, becoming more comfortable in front of an audience, gaining valuable knowledge about acting in general, a great atmosphere to relax and be creative with your friends, and students helping students improve their theatre skills. "If you did theatre in high school and want to get back into J ■■■■■■■ Courtesy ofAdam Day Students grab food before hearing what artist, Wendy Deschene, has to say about her work at a recent art opening sponsored by the Fine Arts Society. the habit and plan on auditioning for theatre productions then this is the club that you should consider joining," said Dennis, a Communications studies and Theatre major. Dangerously Improv meets every Thursday and Sunday in Sloan 321 at 5 p.m. and anyone who enjoys theatre or even a good laugh should stop by. Radio Club. Listening to music is one of the most prevalent things that people have in common. The only difference is the kind of music each person enjoys most, whether it is rock, pop, classical, jazz, or the latest trend in music. The Radio Club gives anyone who chooses to join a chance to broadcast their choice in music or just discuss the latest issues over the internet. "I think it's good to join Radio Club because you get to meet new people and reach the entire campus," said Heather Pakosh, president of Radio this ' HAC' ' KJ&JES 1 i ! ■ " semester and member of the club for the past three years. "Plus, it's a good way for aspiring deejays to get good handson experience through a media outlet that can potentially reach the entire world." So if you have a desire to reach an audience through broadcast or if you want to inform listeners of the best music out there today, then Radio Club is for you. Meetings are held Thursdays at 6 p.m. in Robinson 606. Society. Fine Arts Discussing and learning about the arts is not just for the art majors. The Fine Arts society is open to anyone with a passion for the arts or for any student that would like to travel to different cities to visit art museums and art openings. "We have a lot offun and we are not as uniform as other clubs on campus." said Maggie Hcrrick. an art major and mem- ber of the Arts Society for three years. The group sponsors many art openings held in the Sloan Gallery on campus, by picking the artists to put on display. They take pride in promoting local artists as well as themselves. They have been on field trips to Philadelphia, Washington, D.C., New York and elsewhere and hope to plan many more in the future. The most recent trip was held in October, in which they spent the day in New York City. Clubs are a wonderful way to get out and do something other than strictly school work. They have the potential to help relieve stress and let you have some fun every once in a while. So there is no need to worry about making new friends. All you need to do is join a club or two and go from there. You will be having fun and meeting people in no time. ■ Jff Shear Talent tarry Vqzzte^N^ P*f|e Dancers w mionriiriiTO Id ftnlpm.tiufl*jmlt im mcc P^^^^^iB»' ■■■■■■ 10th 7* / .00 p.m. * j^^^ and Storytelling! eTop HeatherPacker Cattfor information: 748-6766 202'East Main Street LockjHaven, (PA 17745 r ; Dr. Ronald Miller. Best known for his melodic, baritone, singing voice and musicrelated classes. Dr. Miller has quite a lot of choir experience. He's been treating students to his amusing jokes, friendly banter, and professional vocal training for many years and has done so in Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia. His talent is recognized nationwide because he's frequently requested to be a guest conductor and has been elected into "Who's Who Among America's Teachers." The joyous Dr. Miller bounces into the room with his always-smiling face covered with a thick forest of emerging hair. As conductor, his energy explodes as he acts like a wise wizard waving his hands and conjuring the magical, melodjc, force known as beautiful singing. People watching can I observe Dr. Miller feel the ! music and sway with the force • flowing through his body. His care for his craft is ; noticeable to students who ; have had his classes, and to I audiences who have seen how ;$te molds singers into nearly Hr Lw it professionals. While teaching, he takes time and effort to ensure members of the choir are hitting the right pitches and he reviews all notes in every song multiple times to make certain the choir will blow the crowd away. Senior English major Sarah Morris said that she likes Dr. Miller because she feels like he sincerely cares about his students. "I think he is appealing to a lot of students because he is funny and outgoing, but also serious and helpful at the same time," Sarah said. Sarah's life has been personally touched by Dr. Miller because he helped plan a special event during a trip she and her vocal group, Cantori, went on recently. "I had the pleasure of going to England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland with Professor Miller and Cantori. 1 never would have gotten to go to those places if he wasn't such a great leader," Sarah said, "He also helped my fiance plan out how he was going to propose to me in Ireland and was the first to W «fc ' Courtesy of www.lhup.edu/rmiller Dr. JUmat^MtOer give us a congratulatory card for our engagement, so that means a lot to me too." Dr. Howard Congdon. He may be best known for his thought-provoking philosophy classes, but he's also written books, flown planes around the United States and Canada, and gone scuba diving. His many modern interests make him a very relatable professor, who is always telling jokes and confusing the minds of college students with questions on life. Those students wanting classes where brainwork is not required should steer clear of Congdon, but those up for classes that will forever change the way they think should look into the complexities of Congdonesque philosophy. Striding into the room everyday, "Uncle Howie," with his child-like demeanor and smirking reddish face. sips from the same brownstained coffee mug. His white-frosted hair and eyebrows move as they were separate entities from his body as he fires off humorous philosophical statements more like a standup comedian rather than a professor. While getting enjoyment from making students question every piece of knowledge they thought they knew, he smirks and smiles as a child would on Christmas when receiving a new toy. Making sure that his classes do not only consist of philosophy from the past, Dr. Congdon delivers hilarious stories dealing with making his son think he's God by doing tricks in an airplane, his bolts out of the blue that he refers to as 'boobs' by Congdon, and eccentric and disturbing ways that ancient philosophers died. Senior English major stu- Courtesy of www.lhup.edu/hcongdon Dr. JfawarcCCangdbn dent Ben Fanning said he likes Dr. Congdon because of his self-labeled, arrogant flamboyance, constant comical comments, and funny, laid back, teaching style. "He is funny and has no problem joking around with his students if a kid asks him a question in class and he doesn't know the answer to, then he acts like he is about to tell you something and then he says 'shut up,'" Ben said, "He has shared personal stories of his life as a student which makes him a teacher that students can relate with easily." Ben said he also likes Dr. Congdon because the classes actually make his brain work hard, and that in class he has to pay complete attention so he won't miss any pertinent information. Fans of Congdon have even made a group on the popular student Facebook website ... to share their adoration of this distinctive man. All students have had a professor that they absolutely adore and one they deem as a complete nightmare, and for most students they choose professors that offer classes that will fit in their schedule. In modern times students have more power by 'shopping around' for professors that offer the type of class they want. This list of recommended professors has hopefully provided some insight as to those offering rewarding classes that people can learn interesting and imperative information in. These educators are more than professors that provide a grade that will be forgotten about on a college transcript; they are influential mentors whose uniqueness and helpfulness will be remembered and a part of us throughout our lives. Play debuts comparing past and present wars Erin Hippie Guest Writer M^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^m^mm mmr** mm ' H mwarn* WWr mW\ A*Vm mm\\\\\\\\\m^&- WI s* ■ .oSai 1-P.Hi mmm^mm^n '^uIH mm. I8n alw ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ C/m// Howard/Eagle Eye Dennis Berfield, a soldier, hovers over Jackie Baker, who plays Andromache, during a scene Of "Trojan Women." The play, directed by Gino Chelakis, continues Nov. 10, 11 and 12 at 8 p.m. Haunted by visions ofbrothers and sisters viciously murdered in the sweet land that is called home. Terrorized by neighbors and enslaved by villains that should be called "friend." Raped of peace and harmony that should coexist on this Earth. Bound by time and a hurtful vengeance. All of this flies through the minds of scared and lonely Trojan women after the defeat of the Greeks. All of this hinders the ability of the women and children to move forward once the men have been captured and killed. All of this encompasses the mindset ofthe actors in the play "Trojan Women" at Sloan Theatre. They truly are all alone. In search of a play to produce this fall semester, Gino Chelakis, Director and Assistant Professor of the Performing Arts, took a good hard look at what was available to him. The first thought that came to his mind was the fact that the majority of theatre majors at the university are women. His second thought was about war and crisis, because it is something that America today is so accustomed to, especially right now. Also, Chelakis wanted to work with a classic piece, something that has stood the test of time and had superiority. In the end, "Trojan Women" fit the bill. "We are haunted by the Trojan War," says Dr. Woodworth, Christine of Producer Dramaturge and Audience Development for The University Players and Visiting Assistant Professor of the Performing Arts. "And we wonder, what happened to the women?" The only problem with the selection was which version of the play was going to be used. In order to compensate for all of the adaptations, Chelakis took a different approach by collaborating many ofthe versions, including those of Seneca, Euripides, and Berlioz. The next step, and maybe the hardest for Chelakis, was deciding how to tell a tale that few students knew. "Assuming [the students] know about the horse that was a present to the Trojans by the Greeks, I needed to add a beginning, middle, and end to make it understandable," Chelakis said. By using his quoted philosophy of "material feminism," Chelakis took unrepresented voices and recuperated them to fit his style. "I don't want to achieve [Aristotle's] catharsis. I want to have the audience engage in anger and horror without purging it afterwards," Chelakis said. "If you hear the testimony, knowledge is created... through horrifying and recuperative See TROJAN, B6