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Donnie Iris event only three days away
By Kim Willdnson
Eagle Eye Staff
The concert event of the year at
Lock Haven State College (LHSC) is
only three days away. Donnie Iris and
the Cruisers will be rocking "the
Haven" in Thomas Field House at 8
p.m. this Monday. All tickets sold at
the door will be $7.98, according to
C h r i s t o p h e r T h e o d o r e , Student
Cooperative Council (S.C.C.) Social
committee chairman.
Tickets are being sold in the lower
level of the Parsons Union Building
(PUB) for $4.98 with a validate ID and
$7.98 general admission.
Donnie Iris is from Beaver Falls,
Pennsylvania. According to a MCA
record press release, he has been singing all of his life and at the age of nine,
he "took first prize in a national radio
talent show - a brand new refrigerator
-and kept it in his garage filled with
beer."

Iris performed with such groups as
Donnie and the Donnells, The Jaggerz,
and Wild Cherry. "The Rapper", Iris'
number one single and gold record was
recorded with The Jaggerz in the late
60's. Back on the Streets was his first
solo album with MCA Records, according to the press release. "Agnes",
"She's So Wild", and "Ah! Leah!"
were written in honor of two of his
wives, Agnes and Leah. The Cruisers
are Albritton McClain, bass; Marty
"The Bear" Lee, guitars; Kevin Valentine, drums; and Mark Avsec,
keyboards.
Their second LP is titled King Cool,
which includes "Love is Like a Rock."
Their most recent album. The High
and the Mighty includes the hit
"Tough World".
Theodore said, "Donnie Iris and the
Cruisers are ready to jam at the
fieldhouse. I'm looking forward to seeing a packed house. And I want to see
3,000 excited, happy faces."

Donnie Iris concert tickets are on sak now in the lower level of the PUB for
only $4.98. Remember, all tickets sold at the door will go for $7.98
(Eagle Eye photo by Jeff Tinsman)

LHSC winter sporting events to be televised locally
By Kurt Gallagher
Editor-in-Chief
Several LHSC wrestling matches and
basketball games (both mens and
womens) will be televised locally this
year as part of a sports package being
organized by the LHSC Athletic Dept
and Cox Cable Company in Lock
Haven. The games are sponsored by
Central Counties Bank.
They will be shown on channel 10 a
few days after they're taped and are being hosted by Charlie Roberts and
Dennis Harris, junior Journalism majors at LHSC.
Helping out with stats and color will
be Rick Tadisco, mens basketball
specialist; and Steve Donahue, wrestling specialist. Steve Gannon will be do-

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The 10 game schedule will consist of
S wrestling matches, 3 mens basketball
games, and 2 womens basketball
games.
Roberts feels that televising the
games "puts Lock Haven Athletics on
the same level as other major college
athletic programs due to the exposure
that T.V. provides."
He added, " I view it as a challenge. I
enjoy broadcasting sports and in the
meantime, I can pick up some valuable
experience."
A similar project that Roberts and
Harris helped with last year received a
lot of positive reaction from the community, the college, and the athletes.

Anything goes Sunday in
Thomas Field House
By Kim Wilkinson
News Editor
Anything Goes, a charity event
sponsored by Phi Mu Delta, will be
held on Sunday at 1 p.m. in the
Thomas Field House, according to Eric
Stanton, a co-chairman for the event.

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Greg Naylor and Eric Stanton, co-organizers of Anything Goes
(Eagle Eye photo by Lynn

Howard)

A series of eleven events make up
Anything Goes. Teams consisting of
three men and three women compete
for monetary prizes, according to Stanton. The event is fashioned after the

television program, said Stanton.
Registration will be held in Bentley
Lounge during the dinner hours, said
Stanton. He said Phi Mu Delta is
"hoping to get six to ten teams."
There is a ten dollar registration fee
for each team which will be donated to
the Lock Haven Infant Development
Center, according to Stanton.
Admission is free and extra donations will be accepted. "It should be a
really good time," said Stanton.

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Commentary /Announcements

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LETTERS

Oear Editor:
One-third of the students on this
oannpus expect John McNamara to
fall flat on his face. One-third expects him to keep all of his campaing promises, and trust him to do
it. The final third want to knovi/
what the fuss is all about.
Everyone is throwing accusations and insults at each other,
whether they be cleverly worded or
vyigar. Both sides are guilty of
this. Many people including John,
iinow how I feel about his election
and some of his methods. Neither

Dear Editor:
The Student Cooperative Counoil is a great organization. The SOC
is also an awesome asset to a peraon's education. Working with a
big business and student government at the same time is an experience that is almost as valuable
.«8 a college degree. This experience gives you responsibility,
patience, and leadership. I feel
that time spent working for the
SCC can be very important to
strengthen a person and prepare
him for the real world...away from
The Haven.
The freedom that lets these exoeriences happen could be taken
away from us, the students, If we
dktn't learn to comprimise a little.
When working for an organization
such as ours i feel that bicker-

John, nor myself are innocent of flinging insults. At this point,
however, the insults and accusations are irrelevant. The SCC will
go down the drain unless these accusations cease. You've heard it
before; the key word is cooperation! it is time to stop arguing and
get used to the new administration. Let's see what they can do
along with the senate to help the
students.
Sincerely,
Joan Patrick
ing and quarreling over nit bit
nothings hinders our strive for independence and responsibility. The
SCC has a responsibility to provide
many services for the students of
LHSC. The students must stick
together and handle, with hard
work and cooperation, any obstacle
that gets in our way. Students
can handle anything that anyone
else can handle. So let's work out
any problems together and let's
regain the responsibility which we
once had. Then we could put our
emotions away and get some work
done.
Thank You
Amicably
Social Chairman (SCC)
Christopher Theodore

Wrestlers deserve assistant
Moira McCarty
Guest Columnist
Lock Haven State is an athletics
«1ented college, no matter how people
lay try to deny the fact. Our School of
lealth, Physical Education, and
iecreation has the largest enrollment
f any other major. It would make
ense then that our athletic programs
/ould t)e treated and staffed equally or
ccording to the records of the respecwe teams. This does not seem to be the
ase.
The Lock Haven State Wrestling
sam is the only Division I team on
eunpus, is nationally ranked, and has
ad a winning record for many years,
till this team of very talented and
edicated athletes does not have an
ssistant coach.
Head Coach Neil Tumer has done a
)t of good things with this team, but
e shouldn't be expected to continue to
o everything himself. He needs soleone as motivated and dedicated to
/resiling as he is.
The administration currently has a
>b description for an assistant in cirulation. The description calls for an

assistant wrestling coach who will also
work as head track coach. The position
is part-time with no tenure or benefits.
In my opinion the people who will apply for this job, as it is now described,
will not be of the quality that both
Coach Turner and the team deserve.
They deserve much more than is being
asked for by the administration now.
It seems to me that the school always
expects excellent performance from
both coach and team. But very few
people take the time to look beneath
the surface at what goes on behind the
scenes. Not only does Coach Turner
need to train this year's team, but he
must also look ahead to next year and
recruit and scout high school seniors
across the state and beyond its boundaries. This takes a lot of time away
from training with the team. One person can't do this job alone, and
knowledge and experience is needed by
anyone who attempts to take on this
job.
The wres^tling team desen/es a good
assistant coach and the support of the
students and the campus media These
guys are champions and should be
created as such.

Souchak uncovers
IRIS plot
Satire by Ernie Souckak
Guest Columnist
I was undercover, of course, and my
mission was to scout a new singer. His
name was Donnie Iris. His head was
uriique. I was being paid by a concert
promoter named Ted Furr. Furr and
other members of the concert industry
had heard rumors that Iris was only
performing as part of a communist
plot to promote Fidel Castro haircuts.
Could he carry a note? A dangerous
job, but, I was Ernie Souchak.
I posed as a college student. Iris was
performing at the University of Miami.
An obvious place for a Castro scheme.
I had to gain the confidence of several
students if I was to be successful. I
moved into a co-ed apartment that was
occupied by five students. Many of
them had foreign connections that I
hoped would be beneficial. Two of
them, Maureen Rodriguez and Bekita
Hernandez, were big Donnie Iris fans.
Both were regulars at the nude beach.
Maureen was blessed with what some
called the eighth and ninth wonders of
the world. Bekita was a partier who
often confused the Alpha frat house
with the nude beach. They both wanted
me, but, this was a job. Besides, I was
Catholic.
Iris, whose big hit was "Love is Like
a Rock," arrived in town early to help
promote the event, or-so he said. It was
my suspicion that Iris was having an
affair with Ted Furr's girl, Lauren
Macaroni. With the concert only days
away, Lauren looked like the key to
breaking this plot wide open. One bat
of her lashes had gotten us an invitation to a backstage party with the
band. My foot was in the dbor, all I
needed was a concert ticket.
I solved that problem after finding
out that two of my roommates, Clark
Lacey and Jose Bloomwald, were
working for concert security. They
were easily bought with one hand rolled Havana cigar. It was these two who

convinced me to socialize the night
before the concert at a bar called the
Blackstone. Drinking was a big part of
college and after all I was undercover.
Clark was partial to Tequila and Jose
plied me with Marijuana cigarettes all
night. The plight of an undercover
agent is often a hard road. At the
Blackstone that night was Liza
Fawcett. Liza was in a Spanish class I
was taking at the college. Although this
was business, one could not help but
notice that Liza had hips that worked
overtime. The Spanish class helped me
in case any code messages were to be
used. I did not want to blow my cover.
I needed a date for the concert. Liza
was the perfect choice. It was strictly
business. I knew Lauren and Liza were
good friends so people would not find
it unusual to see us all together. Two
drinks later, Liza and I were doubledating with Ted and Lauren. What can
I say - Ernie Souchak was suave.
The concert hall hummed with excitement that night. The weather was
so bad that a cloud seemed to hover
above the crowd. Backstage at the party, I met Donnie Iris. This guy was a
performer on and off the stage. We
were alike in many ways, chicks dug
him. I swear I heard Lauren whisper in
his ear, "Donnie you reek of sex."
Ted, who oozed with confideiKe
himself, snapped his fingers and
Lauren was his for the night. Mr. Iris
then introduced me to the band. My
suspiscious were aroused by the drummer, Milton Binson. It was my keen
senses that tipped me off to Binson.
The fact that he had a short wave radio
in his drum stick was also peculiar.
Donnie Iris played for hours. The
entertainment industry had a blossoming star. His version of "Love is Like a
Rock" had Maureen and Bekita sleeping with boulders for weeks. He captured the hearts of the audience by
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The Pool Tournament will be starting Tuesday Dec. 7th. All those that
signed up please stop in the Rec. Room
and check the days you'll be playing. If
you don't show up you will
automatically be eliminated. If you c£ln
not make it to any game notify the
PUB Administrator.

A Christmas party sponsored by
PARC and CEC will be held December
4 at the Yost Community Center from
7-9 p.m. All those interested are
welcome to attend!

Party at the Manor Friday Night!
9:00 Be there .... or else!
Attention ACE members: There will
be a meeting on Tuesday, Dec. 7th at 7
p.m. in RLC 213/214. Please bring
your baked goods for the reception.
CEC will have a regular meeting on
December 7 at 7 p.m. in RLC 207. All
members please attendl

"Juvenile Delinquency and Probation Programs" - Tuesday, December
7 at 7:30 p.m. in "Hall of Flags" Reception following program in RLC
213/214 - sponsored by ACE and
SCEC - All are welcome.
Spaces are still available on the RHA
sponsored bus trip to New York City
on Dec. llth. Round trip ticket $14.00. Call Chris at 3013 or Judy
at2249 or 3845 to make your reservations now.

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Sports
Cornhuskers outmuscle LHSC grapplers
By Kevin Campbell
Sports Editor
The Bald Eagle grapplers entered
last night's dual meet against Nebraska
anticipating a major upset, but were
dealt their initial setback of the young
season as the Cornhuskers walked
away with a 30-11 triumph. Nebraksa,
who last year finished sixth in the
country, captured seven of ten bouts to
seal the victory.
The lone victors for coach Neil
Turner's Bald Eagles were recorded by
Tom Kreamer at 142 pounds and

heavyweight Rick Peterson. Mike
Millward managed a draw at 126
pounds.
Kreamer defeated Cornhusker Alan
Freeman with a default victory midway
through the match. Freeman went
down in the third stanza of the bout
when his knee gave out, giving the Bald
Eagles six points. Kreamer was leadine
Hg 8-4 at the time of the injury. The
Haven wrestler opened the bout with a
quick takedown, and added three
points with a nearfall in the same
period. Kreamer added a reversal and

an escape before Freeman went down
with the injury.
The defauh tied the score at eight
points apiece, thanks largely to a Mike
Millward draw at 126 pounds. The
Bald Eagle standout trailed 4-2 after
the first period, but came from behind
to record the draw. Millward, who
finished first in the Naval Academy
tournament a week ago, is now 4-0-1
on the year.
Lock Haven could not get on the
board again until the final bout of the
evening, as heavyweight Rick Peterson

notched a 7-4 victory. The heavyweight
opened the bout with a takedown to
jump on top 2-0, and held on for a 7-4
triumph. The victory brought the final
score to 3Q-11.
The Bald Eagles will enter their second tournament of the season as they
travel to the prestigious Lehigh tournament. The Eagles will face the Cornhuskers again at Lehigh, as weU as
Lehigh, Bloomsburg, Hofstra, North
Carolina State, and Trenton State. The
team will host Shi|^)ensburg on Thursday, Decemtwr 9.

Eagle cagers drop home opener, 74-73
By Chris Brooks
Sports Editor
The Lock Haven State men's basketball team dropped its second heartbreaking defeat in the last week as theUniversity of Pittsburgh-Johnstown
Mountain Cats hung on for a 74-73 victory in the Eagles' home opener
Wednesday. Last Saturday, LHSC suffered a 112-105 overtime loss at the
hands of Shepherd (W. Virginia).

outscore the Eagles 24-7 over the rest
of the half. As play resumed in the second half, UPJ gradually increased its
lead to 16 with 15:30 remaining.

Turnovers and mental errors, two
problems which have plagued Coach
Brad Black's squad during the early
season, again presented themselves
Wednesday. The Eagles, 1-5, committed 16 turnovers in thefirsthalf as UPJ
jumped out to a 42-30 lead.

•After six unanswered points by PittJohnstown, senior Gregg O'Connell
hit a jump shot, June converted on a
three point play, and Greene sank two
straight for the Eagles' first lead since
the early going of the first half, 59-58.
Over the remaining seven minutes.
UPJ and LHSC battled equally as the
lead changed 13 times. With 20 seconds
left in the game, Higinbotham hit his
biggest shot of the night, giving the
Mountain Cats their final score of the
night.
As the Eagles set up the next time

With LHSC on top 23-16 and just
over nine minutes to go in the opening
half, UPJ's leading scorer Dave Higinbotham, who tallied a game high 28
points, sank a jump shot to begin a
spurt which saw the Mountain Cats

During the next five minutes,
though, Mike Greene and Sam Jiine.
who led the LHSC scoring attack with
22 and 15 points respectively, sparked
the Eagles to a 16-2 spurt which drew
them within two points, 52-50.

down the court, sophomore center
Scott Dobak was caught setting an illegal pick and the ball was turned over
to UPJ. With two seconds left, Tom
O'Neill rebounded a missed shot and
called time out. Dobak, however, then
had to throw a desperate full court pass
and when UPJ intercepted, time expired.
Black, who now is with his team in
Virginia for tonight's matchup with
ENvision I William and Maty, saki,
"We had way too many turnovers in
the first half. They were unforced errors. There were a lot of thinking errors."
June added nine rebounds and Fred
Shuey contributed 10 points and eight
rebounds in the Haven's losing cause.
The junior vju-sity team of fiead
coach Don Taylor, backed by Greg
Overton's 35 point performance, edged
the Youth in Action squad from
Chester, 81-80.

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Forward Fred Shuey goes up for two
of bis le points against against UPJ
Wednesday
(^agle Eye photo by Lynn Howard)

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Features
Dennis Harris
First W L H C - F M manager

Dennis cueing up an album track in WHLC-FM's studio
(Eagle Eye photo by Lynn Howard)
By Susan Loew
Dennis Harris, a second semester
sophomore at LHSC, is the first student to hold the position of Station

Manager at WLHC-FM, Lock Haven
State College's radio station. He is a
journalism major who applied for this
position in the spring of '82. When the

Souchak uncovers
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showing he enjoyed his work. He could
sing, play and dance. Girls showered
him with roses and he responded with
acrobatic moves off the stage. This guy
was ho communist spy.
Binson was another story. An old
friend. Deb Wolf, happened to
remember Morse Code from her days
in the Girl Scouts. Although she was
thrown out of the Scouts for selling
more than cookies door to door. Deb
had met a guy named Johan Cruyft
who had helped her clean up her act.
Deb told me that Binson was sending
messages to Cuba. With the help of my
friends, the plot was exposed.
Binson was part of a ring who were
attempting to take-over the fashion
world. The ring saw the potential that
Iris had. His hair-do could catch on
and create the biggest fad since the
hoola-hoop. Cuba decided to subsidize
the ventiiri> aftpr noticing that Iris'

style in hair was similar to Castro's.
Much like Hitler and his master race,
Cuba visioned Castro-type heads
wandering around the world. The plot
was foiled. ROTC arrested Binson on
the spot.
Iris has a new drummer now. His
show is a bigger smash than ever. Ted
Furr is the King of concert promoters.
He recently married Lauren, who just
wanted to get Ted a bit jealous.
Maureen and Bekita joined the Charles
Manson cult and shaved their heads. I
dated both after their hair grew in. Deb
Wolf, who was instrumental in uncovering the plot, now runs a health
spa with Johan. Clark and Jose own a
bar where female mudwrestling is big
on Friday nights. Liza Fawcett has not
spoken to me since finding my true
identity. She'll come around. After all,
Ernie Souchak is suave.
Past experience tells me this will be
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Dennis likes this position of Station
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When he goes to look for a job, this
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He's becoming familiar with what
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Dennis' main interest lies in sports
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would like to interact his career with
sports. He likes to talk a lot, which
helped him decide to be a sports broadcaster. Dennis would eventually like to
be on national television or hold a network position. Said Dennis, "I would
like some day to take over for Howard
Cosell."
Dennis Harris is from Doylestown,
Pa., where he graduated in 1980 from
Central Bucks East. He is also a
brother of Sigma Pi Fraternity.

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radio station went on the air on
November 2, 1981, Dr. Hybels was
manager. She is now the advisor.
This position holds a lot of responsibilities, including taking a lot of
phone calls about problems and ideas
for the radio station. He decides who is
good for the position of disc jockey.
He is in charge of discipline, but says
"it is hard to tell people to shape up."
He puts in about 14 hours a week, and
doesn't get any credits for this job.
To become a disc jockey one must be
a journalism or speech major and have
a certain personality. You have to
audition for the position.
The equipment at the station was
paid for by the state, but they currently
don't have a budget. Their income
comes mostly from advertisements.
Dennis wrote a few record companies
and is hoping for a response. The station needs more albums. Dennis
realizes that a larger record collection
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