The E&*Me Eye 1 Issue 1 Volume 56 Lock Haven University*wWTOt Friday, September 6, Newspaper Campus parking worsens Haven student dies in car crash Anastasia Bannikova Staff Reporter Lock Haven University is growing. And so is the problem with parking For Heather spaces. McCann, a senior, and more than 60 percent of students who commute to school, it is a very sensitive issue. According to McCann, finding a parking spot between 6:30 a.m. and 12 p. m. "takes forever." "You either arrive very early or after lunch," she says. Although, as another senior Aaron Jones points out, the luck of finding a spot varies from day to day, he agrees that, generally, if he leaves a parking lot and comes back later in the day, it's a completely different picture. Even faculty finds it to be the same problem. Connie Reece, an assistant professor of speech, had trouble parking her car in the newly built Silk Mill area at the first day of the semester. "It's a consistent problem that occurs every Sean Dooley Editor in Chief A car accident last Saturday cost LHU student, Daniel W. Pyle, 21, Spring Mills, PA, his life. According to a police report from the Lock Haven Police City Department, the 1968 Chevrolet Camaro owned by Daniel's father, Donald Pyle, was driving west on West Church Street at Dawd Kubarek/The Eagle Eye year." "However," she says, "as time goes by there is more room for parking." She suggests that during the first couple of days there should be an officer regulating the parking "traffic." In many cases it Officer Alice Richie makes her ticket writing rounds in the PUB parking lot. Many students will take the ticket' in order to make it to class on time. areas, sorted by the color of decals. Without counting underclassmen, students was just the matter of bad without a vehicle and simtiming, especially early in ply sensible individuals who don't want to pollute, the morning. it should be enough. So does or doesn't According to Sherry LHU have a parking Herritt, the office secretary, deficit? This year the Law the is not in the problem Enforcement issued number of parking spaces approximately 2140 decals the but relatively numbig for students, faculty and ber of people who don't staff in eight designated need yet still use them, \V"hut's Inside "Your fellow student is your worst enemy. Someone can live a couple enough credits. According to Law Enforcement officials, the ofblocks from campus and most packed lots are usualstill ask for a decaf" ly the ones who are close to She also pointed out campus, such as the PUB that the office cannot and virtually any other lot assure whether a person near college buildings, who needs a decal lives including dorms. four miles or four blocks At the same time the away from the university, lots near Campus Village Some decals were also and Jack Stadium are reported stolen while in almost untouched. The reafact they were resold to son is simple human lazianother student with not ness. Glennon Infirmary re-staffs Sloan Museum At the present time Campus Village lot has the capacity to hold 119 places (instead of the present 65). "The problem is with people who will not want to walk from there," Herritt said. To solve at least some of the problem, 25 more metered parking spaces will be posted behind the Student Recreation Center within 60 days. However, Herritt said, it will not stop students who already have decals for another lot from parking there, thus taking more space than they should. Are there other solutions? As one student pointed out, before accepting so many students, why not worry about fitting them and their vehicles all in first? It will be a little tiresome to bike to Lock Haven from Jersey Shore. Online laundry technology takes the wait out of washing By Mike Langberg shows new artist ' Field Hockey opeus with 1-1 . Nazarene in State College from noon t0 2 P m Saturday afternoon, There will also be a memorial service in memor> of on Thursday, SeP tember '2, in PUB Meeting Room #2. Vlce President of Student Affairs Dr Linda Koch said tnat ' sometimes students have to pay a high Pr ce or tne decisions they make m llfe " In tnis case> (Py' e) aid tne ult'mate price," P Koch said She said that Py |e ' s fami| y d na«ed his remaining usable body charitVP 15 a tremendous amount of sadness, but (by donating body parts) he has st.ll reached out and helped lot ofpeople." -' i - - ' Eternally cash-strapped students could also wash their clothes more often, College students sitting again producing more revin their dorm rooms will enue for equipment operasoon get an answer via the tors, because InternetInternet to one of life's enabled machines can great unanswered quesdeduct the cost from an tions: Is there a washer or online account funded by dryer available in the baseMom and Dad a much ment laundry room? easier alternative than begIBM and a smaller ging roommates for spare company named USA quarters. Technologies Students pay by swiptoday unfolds "eSuds," a proing their college ID card gram that will connect through a slot, or by enter9,000 washers and dryers ing an authorization code in college dorms around on their cellular phones. the country to the Net startAnother convenience ing early next year. feature: eSuds washers will From a Web page, stube attached to tanks full of dents will see which washdetergent and fabric sofers and dryers are in use tener, which can be disand which are free. When pensed on demand for a their clothes are clean or small additional fee. dry, the appliance will send ESuds was tested earlian e-mail message or er this year at Boston even beep a pager. and the College This may sound silly, Massachusetts Institute of but there are serious busi- Technology, drawing an ness reasons for laundry- "overwhelmingly positive room operators to pay for response" from students, online connections. to according Wendy Net-enabled washers Jenkins, head of marketing and dryers will report for USA Technologies, breakdowns immediately, based in the Philadelphia so operators can dispatch a suburb of Wayne, Penn. repair person and get broken units quickly back into See Laundry Page 2 revenue-producing service. 12:45 AM. When the car crossed over railroad tracks, it overturned and came to a rest on Railroad Street. Also in the vehicle was Robert T. Lesinski, 20, Factoryville, PA. Both men were conveyed to Lock Haven Hospital and then sent to Geisinger Medical Center in Danville where Pyle later died. Lesinski was released after treatment. said, report The "Acting Sergeant Winters stated the speed and alcohol are two significant factors being considered in the j on-going investigation." Several eye witnesses to the crash declined to comment for this article and many others were unavailable for comment at press time. Pyle was a non-contracted cadet in the ROTC program. Pyle was in a class of Major Douglas Galeai's last year. Galeai said that some members of the ROTC will be attending Pyle's funeral in Spring Mills this Saturday. Eye Four of the new Infirmary staff members from left to right are Kathy Dann, Kim VNfetzel, Holly Derr and Sue Moore. Not pictured is Karen Deepen. Opinions Arts 4 5 Comics 6 sports 7-8 ii Parson's Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17745 Newsroom: (570) 893-2334 Fax: (570) 893-2644 Email: Visit us on the web: The Eagle Eye Kanchan Mahara infirmary for a year. Staff Reporter "We are certified to prescribe medication, conThe Glennon infirmary duct physical exam and of Lock Haven University diagnosis diseases," said has hired two physician's the new PA, Karen assistants (PA) this acaDeepen. She also added demic year. The two new that PA's have constant PA's are Karen Deepen and contact with doctors and Holly Derr. doctors do not necessarily Sim Basta, former have to be in the infirmary physician's assistant when PA's are around. The infirmary hours are resigned from the post at the end of last academic 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., Monday year. He worked in the through Thursday and 8 is published independently by Lock a.m. to 4 p.m. on Friday. Sue Moore, a registered nurse at the infirmary, said the infirmary checks 50 to 60 students on average each day. Established in 1966, the Glennon infirmary has five staff members for the 2002-03 academic year: two new physicians assistants, two registered nurses and a secretary. Haven University Students _ I ' : • ° Today's Weather High-79 Low-58 See weekend weather Page 2 Visit us on the web at www.lhueagleye.com September 6, 2002 Eagle Eye Page 2 Mullins to speak at Convocation September 11 tragedy prevented the athlete's appearance last year Wal-Mart begins online texbook sales said. "I'll have the books for Monday, when classes start. And I don't have to pay shipThe king of big-box, mass- ping." Despite their resentment of market retailing has targeted a small, elite and seemingly resistprices, students still seem to ant market. Wal-Mart Stores value convenience over saving a Inc. has ventured into the rocky few bucks. "It's intriguing. Students go world of online college textbook online for everything, but not for sales. Students starting classes can purchases related to education," go to walmart.com and order all said Laura Nakoneczny, spokesthe cut-rate basics of college woman for the National life: shower curtains, sheets, a Association of College Stores. Wal-Mart, which began its mini-refrigerator and a crisp new copy of "An Introduction to online textbook sales last year, knows it has to compete with the Modern Stellar Astrophysics. convenience of a campus store. Can one-stop college shopping earn an A? For decades, But Wal-Mart spokeswoman students have complained about Cynthia Lin said it had one thing and going for it that some others in the price of textbooks the business did not: A wide assumed that the college bookarray of goods to sell, not just store was exploiting them as trapped consumers. Now, a giant textbooks. If Wal-Mart woos the college crowd, it gets more retailer that has clout with suppotential customers for all its pliers and a reputation for everyday low prices might make the products. She said customers who $7 billion business of selling college textbooks seem ripe for were pleased with Wal-Mart's lower prices on other kinds of the picking. But this is academia, where books urged the company to sell the rules of the regular world textbooks as well. During the Internet boom of don't often apply. Wal-Mart is trying to entice students like the late 1990s,online bookseller Kathy Sander, 17, a Philadelphia start-ups exploded onto the resident who stopped at La Salle scene, trying to cash in. They came in a wave, startUniversity's bookstore recently. 1998, in Sander had just spent ing with $295.90, including $125 on a BigBooks.com, By James M. O'Neill LOCK HAVEN-Lock Haven University of Pennsylvania will celebrate its Fall Founder's Day Convocation on Wednesday, September 11, 2002 at 1:00 p.m. in Thomas Field House on the University campus. The public is invited to attend this free event. Service, Academic and Faculty Award recognitions will take place, in addition to addresses from University president, Dr. Craig Dean Willis and keynote speaker, Aimee Mullins. Mullins was scheduled to at speak Convocation last year, but was unable to attend due to the events that took place on September 11th. Mullins defies conventional description, both on and off the track. As an athlete, she holds world records in the 100-meter and 200-meter dash and long jump. Off the track, she was one of three nationally-chosen high school students to receive fullride scholarships awarded by the U.S. Defense Department based on academic performance and interviews. In May of 1998, she graduated from Georgetown University's School of Foreign Service, a dean's list major in history and diplomacy. Mullins has written a book on athletics, beauty and motivation; is a model and an actress; makes personal appearances around the country; and gives talks to companies, charities and schools. Impressive credentials, especially considering that she is a bilateral below-the-knee amputee, born without fibula bones in both shins. The only double below-theknee amputee to have competed peting against able-bodied athletes. Her passion for running is equaled only by her drive and IBM's Global Services group and USA Technologies jointly developed the technology for cashless laundry machines and the software for the machines monitoring through the Web. The partners are selling eSuds to service operators who run college laundry rooms under contract and will begin at schools in the Midwest, quickly spreading nationwide. It's part of a bigger trend toward cashless vending machines, motivated in part by _ determination to make a difference in whatever she pursues. She is co-founder of HOPE (Helping Other People Excel), a non-profit organization that helps disabled athletes receive training and a chance to compete. Mullins was voted one of the "10 Gutsiest Women of the Year" by Jane magazine, in addition to being featured on Oprah, NBC's Dateline and in such magazines as: Harper's Bazaar, Cosmopolitan, Life, Biography, Glamour, WWD, Parade, Sports Illustrated for Computers even make laundry easy to do From Laundry Page 1 _ on a Division I track team, Mullins was a member of the Hoya women's track team, com- efforts to reduce vandalism. "People don't break into vending machines just to steal a soda," says Jenkins. Internet-enabled appliances are also headed into the home. Whirlpool, which makes half the consumer washers and dryers sold worldwide under the Whirlpool, Kenmore, Kitchen Aid and Roper names, will introduce its first Net-eonnectcd ovens, microwaves and refrigerators later this year. Washers and dryers will eventually go online, too, mostly so Whirlpool can remotely fix problems and watch for impending break- Photo courtesy of Public Relations office Aimee Mullins, amputee athlete.model, and cofounder of HOPE is expected to speak at Convocation on Sept.11. The tragedies of Sept. 11, 2001 averted her from last year's ceremony. Woman, Time and the "Women We Love" issue of Esquire. She also won the "Disabled Female Athlete of the Year" was 1997's "Woman of Distinction" selection from the National Association of Women in Education. from USA Track and Field and @LHUeagleye.com Don't forget to paste your picture on our rate a pic page found on the Eagle Eye website!!! single book for her introductory biology course. "My bank totally tapped out after that," she said. "These textbooks are way too much money. I had no idea!" account was In the next breath, Sander said she would rather buy at the bookstore than online. "I was here on campus already, so it was easier," she VarsityBooks.com eCampus.com, not to mention the large brick-and-mortar retailers such as Barnes & Noble, and Follett, which began running campus stores as well as selling books on the Internet. The trade association feared that within a few years, online sales would represent a third of the market. MMhlKite.—_ A Aft f downs. Think before you drink Ntaf your ytsitofs to ufjoad porTiTtrGii in this prtotos and rate me photos of The rate of past month alcohol use increased with increasing levels of education. Among adults aged 18 or older with less than a high school education, 33.4 per cent were current drinkers in 2001, while 65.2 percent of college graduates were current drinkers. However, binge drinking and heavy drinking were least prevalent among college graduates. Statistics provided by 2001 National Household Survey on Drug Abuse High-80 Low-58 High-81 Low-68 See full forecast and up to date news at: www.LHUeagleye. com ! JKJr J^H leave your spot t Eat other students on our wtwortc of over 230 schools! week Contact the Eagle Eye news staff history lhueagleye@hotmail.com 8, Over 600 new freshmen arrived at Lock Haven University this week only to And that there was not enough dorm space for everyone. Nearly thirty students spent the first week of school living in the study lounges in Gross, High and North Hall. A few students found housing in the infirmary or the Fallon House. Assistant to the Dean of students, Terrell Jones said that the trend of inadequate housing was expected to continue. HTD Says Hello!!! SSg HTD Real Estate Rentals, LLC 570-748-4227 HTD would like to lake mis time to welcome tht new and returning students to Lock Haven University. Good luck with your studies this school year and we hope you enjoy our community. Here at HTD we offer otean affordable off campus housing in good locations. We provide 24 emergency repair service and a student frlsndy approach to your housing wants. Early January begins our rental showing season for the next school year so if you are looking to move from your present location or want to just ' get out of the dorm', make sure you call our office and place your name on our * can with openings Hat". Early in January we will begin showing and accepting deposits so dent be left out. But in the mean time work hard and havs a good time here in Lock Haven. At your Service Debbie Day Page September 6,2002 Students make switch to wireless services , Over the past few decades, the Lock Haven University ROTC program has put forth many great leaders into the U.S. hilar phones Army Active Duty, Reserves, and National Guard. Serious cadets are asked to make a two year commitment to the program, beginning in their junior year, and ending with their commissioning as a 2nd lieutenant at the time of gradua- This year, Romo and his roommates have joined the growingranks of college students who have abandoned a wired home phone to save themselves money, confusion and hassles. "The home line is an extra cost we don't really need," said Romo, a 20-year-old graphic design student from Trenton, Mich. Romo figures he saves about u $12 a month by not having a phone line at home. And that doesn't include his savings in long-distance charges, which can vary depending on how many calls are made. Like with many wireless phone plans on the market, Romo's service, which is part of his parents' family plan, includes long-distance calls. The Federal Communications Commission reports that nationwide, 61 percent of 18- to 24-yearolds carry cellular phones. Because so many college-aged people have cellular phones, not having a home phone line makes sense. But colleges that make money from students using phones in their dorm rooms are feeling the pinch. Both MSU and the University of Michigan say they have seen a significant drop in phone use in the dorms, largely as a result of increased use ofcell phones. Neither university would say how much money they've lost as a result of the drop in calls from dorm phones. Both universities include local phone service with cost ofroom and board at the dorms. Tom Koch, MSU housing administrator, said 90 percent of students on campus were using the university's long-distance service 10 years ago. As of2001, about 35 percent of the students who live oncam- Cadet Witherel returns from military internship Eric Hatch For the Eagle Eye State When Michigan University junior Joe Romo lived in an East Lansing house with four roommates last year, he realized no , one ever used the home phone because everyone had their own cel- David Kubarek/The Eagle Eye Sophomore Tiffany McCutcheon is one of many students who rely on cellular phones as a dominant means of communicati pus were using the service, he said. "We expect this sort of trend to continue," said Andy Palms, director of infonnaUon technology at U of M, in Ann Arbor. A university survey found that 70percent of students had mobile phones, he said. Palms said the university might consider removing phones from dorm rooms in the future if the rate ofcell phone use rises and the technology for mobile 911 service is perKoch said an agreement with AT&T Corp. prevents him from saying how much the university makes ing away from campus phones and reaching for their cell phones instead. But cost is just one reason students arc getting rid of traditional phone service at home, students say. For students who change dorms or apartments every year, it's more convenient to have just one phone number they can keep from their first day as a freshman until the day they graduate. "Having to change your number every year can be annoying to students," said Michelle Gilbert, a Verizon Wireless spokeswoman. Gilbert said that using a wireless phone allows students to rid themselves of the hassles of dividing up phone bills and waiting for roommates to get offthe phone. "Some of these things make it more viable for students than other on students' long-distance calls. AT&T provides the service, but gives the university a commission for the calls. That commission is used to keep nx>m and board rates down, Koch said. AT&T spokesman Mike Pruyn said the company launched unlimitpeople,'' Gilbert said. cusBut the number of people in all to keep ed long-distance plans home age groups going wireless is growtheir tomers from dropping The FCC estimates favor ofcell phones. ing nationally. phones in that 3 to 5 percent of the country percent the Other schools across thousands 129 million wireless subcountry's lost of of have hundreds as theirmain are use cell students who turnscribers phones dollars from or only phone. Kimberly Iott, who manages eight Sprint PCS stores, including one near Ann Arbor, said that she began to see students relying more heavily on cell phones about four years ago when rates began drop- Parents can get theircollege children local numbers so they can avoid paying long-distance calls to keep in touch, Iott said. Iott and Gilbert said students will generally buy plans that cost about $35 to $40 a month. "A cell phone isn't a luxury anymore, but a home phone is totally unnecessary, especially if you have another way to access the Internet," said Ramesh Bulusu, who had been paying $40 a month for a home phone. He pays $35 a month for his cell phone service. Romo said cell phones are something that he, his roommates and other students have grown up with and are comfortable with. "It's just easier to use than worrying about taking messages or sharing the phone." 3 Witherel shadowed 1st Lt William Loro, who is a graduate Stroudsburg from East University, with a bachelor's degree in athletic training and a master's degree in physical thei apy from Baylor University. During her internship at tin clinic, Witherel worked with patients ranging from age seven to 97. Most of the patients wen retired soldiers, spouses anil children, or young soldiers on active duty. "One of the most rewarding during my intern experiences tion. cadets was a soldier, wh > seeing must ship All contracted a lower leg the National Advanced had significant attend Lewis, round, an injury artillery at Fort from Leadership Camp Wash, for approximately 30 take his first steps. No one thought he would days, during the summer senior live and from the injuries he sus junior between their tained, and I saw the dedicated year. Select Cadets, primarily physical therapy staff enabli those planning on a career in the him to regain use of his leg.' active military, may even have said Witherel. the opportunity to spend four The senior athletic training intern, as a had a chance to do manu major speweeks military ultrasound, of theirthe branch al. and electrical cializing in stimulation therapies. choice. This past summer. Cadet She also had a chance to work on her assessment skills four Carrie Witherel spent evaluating Belvoir, at Fort Va. work simple muscu weeks as an intern the loskelctal under Loro' Physical injuries in ing supervision. Therapy Clinic. This year Witherel is the hat This was opportunity valuable in providing talion commander of the LHU extremely with some her knowledge of the Soaring Eagles Battalion, hold ing the rank of cadet lieutenant daily duties of a young lieuthe tenant in Medical Specialist colonel. Corps. Convocation September 11, 2002 lokstore will be closing at 12:45 pm September 17th and 18th 9:00am-3:00pm The Ring Rep will be in the Bookstore 20th M am *:H nm I < < K I uv Cack§ September « Check out the new line of clothing! Ether-net cards and cable are back in stock! Friday, September 20th Jansport Day Buy a Jansport Sweatshirt and receive a free Jansport T-shirt! Cadet Carrie Witherel spent this past summei interning at the Physical Therapy Clinic in Virginia Witherel is begin ning her new pos tion as battallion commander of the LHU Page 4 The Eagle Eye LHU's student newspaper ISSUE 1, VOLUME 56 Parsons Union Building Lock Haven University Lock Haven, PA 17745 Phone: (570) 893-2334 Fax: (570) 893-2644 Faculty Advisor Dr. Douglas S. 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HOWEVER PERSONAL AND ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE FREE OF CHARGE AND MUST BE SUBMITTED NO LATER THAN TUESDAY BY 3PM -ETTERS TO THE EDITOR ARE WELCOME rHEY MUST BE TYPE-WRITTEN AND INCLUDE THE AUTHOR'S NAME, SIGNATURE AND TELEPHONE NUMBER LETTERS RECEIVED WITHOUT THIS INFORMATION WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS TUESDAY BY 3 PM THE EDITOR RESERVES THE RIGHT TO EDIT ANY COPY HE FACIE EYE STRIVES TO INFORM ITS HEADERS WITH PRECISE AND ACCURATE HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE .WARE OF ANYTHING FALSE AND INAC CURATE WHICH APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER. PLEASE CALL (570)893-2334 AND OPINION A lesson in tolerance Opinion I have learned that violence issue of ignorance. This is an issue about the treatment of gay is no way to deal with a problem Simple as that. Now if he tried and lesbian individuals residing because it only magniFies it and opens you up to a whole new to drag you to Burger King with in this campus. a fact that we realm of troubles called there be the might problem, Considering him "revenge". In most cases, a confrontaTolerance is learning to respectfully tion would never occur because come to terms with our differences in a the majority of people are not homosexuals. They flaming sophisticated manner. keep their way of life to thembut simply disagreeing with you are one ofthe top schools in the selves and it does not affect on taste is no basis to go swingnation to house such lifestyles, I their interaction with the rest of should think that most everyone society. ing Fists." It is the rest of our society For anyone who hasn't here is used to the idea by now. You can ignore it, you can disthat goes looking for them to already caught on, this is a parable, a simplified and cryptic agree with it, you can try to rough them up. This is where story about a much larger and understand it, or you can go the tolerance and ignorance more somber issue. This is an along with it. You don't have to come into play. Ignorance is acting before thinking. It is making issue of tolerance. This is an Fight it. disagree, eat at your separate restaurants, and meet up later. Michael Porcenaluk Editor I ran into a friend of mine the other day, and we started talking about what we think of Lock Haven. He was going on about how much he doesn't like Bentley food and so he and a buddy of his went downtown. "I wanted to go to McDonalds, but he wanted to go to Burger King. I thought he must be nuts for liking that place so I punched him in the face," he said. "Whoa! I like McDonalds as much as the next guy, but you don't need to bloody someone up if they don't want to eat there too," I said, "You can simply • some barbaric move based on what other people around you think and not on your own convictions. Tolerance is learning to respectfully come to terms with our differences in a sophisticated manner. We all need to learn to practice such manners if we are going to ever become positive players in the modern world. We are here at college to learn all about how to become responsible adults. Part of that is learning to understand and work with the people around us. We may not agree, but we must tolerate. We are at Lock Haven, "The Safe Haven." Let's try and live up to it. Laundry continues to baffle top guy minds Dave Barry Knight Ridder Newspapers Today we present: Laundry Tips for Guys. Many guys have trouble with laundry, because ofthe technical complexity involved. Even a very "high-tech" guy, a guy who can build a working nuclear submarine using only staples, is reluctant to attempt to do laundry, because there are so many variables: You have your lights and your darks, of course, but you also have your stripes, some of which could be delicates, or even hand-washables, not to mention your bleach and your fabric softener, and of course all your washer/dryer options: Do you want warm wash and cold rinse? Hot wash and warm rinse? Wet rinse and dry wash? And what about "static cling"? This is why laundry has baffled top guy minds for decades. Albert Einstein was working on this problem right up until his death. His last words were: "OK, say a shirt is yellow, which is a LIGHT color, but it's a DARK ack" yellow, does that mean ... (thud). It is this technical complexity Not laziness! that keeps guys from doing the household _ _ that "Nuclear Underpants" would be an excellent name for a rock band. This leads us to a related laundry tip for guys, sent in by a Wisconsin woman who asks that we identify her only as Alice. Alice states that her husband, Bob, came home one day complaining that he lost his office keys and had been looking for them all day. "While standing in the kitchen telling me his problem," Alice relates, "he started scratchand Finally ing his posterior noticed something was in there. Now bear in mind he had been sitting at his desk all afternoon and drove an hour to get home and is First noticing this now." So, reports Alice, Bob felt around inside his underpants, and guess what he found? Correct: A small, two-headed squirrel. No, he found his office keys. laundry." Somewhere in Physicist "He's a government employee," Heaven, Albert Einstein is observes Alice. smacking himself in the forehead. Bob's only concern is that his wife will Find out, which could result in "a nuclear war of underpants purchases." But that is a risk we guys are willing to take, because we know, in our hearts, laundry. We worry that if we get just one variable wrong, we will find ourselves facing a wrathful spouse, who is holding up a garment that was once a valued brassiere of normal dimensions, but is now suitable only as a sun hat for a small, two-headed squirrel. This is why guys everywhere will be grateful for an excellent laundry tip sent in by Bob Rundquist of Northhampton, Mass. Bob's tip can be summarized in three words: "buy more underpants." As Bob explains in his letter: "My wife and I share housework on a random basis. For instance sometimes she does laundry, sometimes I do. I Figured out that laundry gets done when one of us is out of underwear. So 1 bought six new pairs of underpants. Now my stack never runs out before my wife does the Visit www.lhueagleye.com and sign up for our FREE newsletter! Wise Chiropractic and Rehabilitation Center 748-7462 5 West Main Street Lock Haven (Across from Subway) Do you like making money? _ So our second Household Hint for Guys is: Before you put your underpants into the laundry for somebody else to launder, it's a good idea to check them, as well as your general buttular region, for any items you may have misplaced. Especially you government employees! This could be what has happened to all those millions of missing taxpayer dollars that have somehow fallen between the cracks! Our third laundry-related Household Hint for Guys is based on a news story from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, sent in by many alert readers, concerning an incident several years ago in Chippewa Falls, Wis. What happened was, a man became angry at his washing machine, which wasn't working right. So, following the recommended procedure in the Guy Book of pushed it down a flight of stairs. making this up) shot the washer five times with a .25-caliber revolver. We know what you're thinking. You're thinking: "What a MORON! Bullets that small are only going to annoy a major appliance, possibly causing it to go berserk and threaten innocent people!" Good point. We ourselves have seen a washing machine, with no provocation, shake its way violently halfway across a room. Fortunately, the Chippewa Falls washer did not attack. The man was arrested and wound up on probation after pleading guilty to shooting a gun within 100 yards of a building. So our third laundry tip for guys is: Before shooting your washer, always check around for buildings! Incredibly, this did not solve the problem. So the man (we are not those dollars. NOTE TO !: You can keep —r Amidst a world full of chaos, a reality check 11 tragedy. In this shrunken popula- credit our fortune to) for the pure and simple opportunity to tion, out ofthe 100 people, six be attending a university. One of my professors handpeople would possess 59% of Being part of such an ed all of his classes a fact sheet the entire world's wealth, and incredible minority should on the first day of class that all six would be from the inspire each of us to give 110% stunned me. The sheet conUnited States. Seventy people to our college experience, in a tained a population study done would be illiterate, fifty would productive manner, of course, by Phillip M. Harter of suffer from malnutrition, and and also practice more underStanford University, in which an amazing eighty would live standing and empathy for the the earth's population was in substandard housing. other 99% of the world, many Only one person would of which we now consider to shrunk to 100 people, preservown a computer, and only one be evil, barbaric enemies. ing all existing human ratios. The results ofthis study hit person would have a college Who knows, maybe if they home with me, and should education. The last two statishad their own computers, cell with every student, especially tics should make each of us phones and cars, they wouldn't with the oncoming one-year drop to our knees in thanks (to be so hostile towards our counanniversary of the September whomever or whatever we try. Krista Rompolski Staff Reporter Eagle Wing Snack Bar Open Monday-Friday 8 am-4 pm Mow Ssirvoimg... Dally Spedals Dominos Pizza 2 Soups a Day Money on Account Available for Catering How does $8.00 an hour sound? Feel like raking a yard? Rake a yard. The job may take 8-10 hours. Call 893-2376 for more Stop in and visit the Eagle Wing Snack Bar Located in the Parson's Union Building Page Eagle Eye September 6, 2002 f —^ arts and entertainment 'They Cracked the Sky,' he cracked the books reflections of his past, at Wednesday's exhibtion opening Arris* presents work, Michael Kiser Staff Reporter Robert Ponzio sits beside me, looking more like a contractor than an artist, with anxiousness; he's ready to go. He's always ready to go, whether it be tearing into a slab of wood with a sander, or explaining to an undergrad the essence of Joseph Beuys' philosophy. Surrounding us are hard-worked woodcarved images of brick-layers, musicians and smokers, a blend of Italian working class industry with the rebellious sub-culture of punk rock. "Ponz" grew up in Brooklyn, the son of a proud New York City garbage-man. He also grew up listening to the unorthodox sounds of punk-rock, later blues and jazz. During musical performances at small blues and punk clubs, Ponz would paint on a smaller { i f Jr m mm / / WwmmKm I ■ MM H B Photos courtesy of Caroline Stouffer/Haven Activities Council Top: Artist Robert Ponzio discusses his work Right: The largest of stage next to the band, using the with student observers. display Ponzio's work on is entitled The Joint. energy of the music as his muse. The man thrives on energy. The Like other Ponzio works, this installation piece performance of creating art is as invites audience participation. important as the artwork itself. His largest piece, The Joint, engages the gallery in a provocative way. The floor, through This piece seems less retined various characters and crafted, almost unfitting in which descend and rise, removes the" the exhibition. While it may be on its own, its inclupermanent feeling of its solid successful sion surprises me. form. It seems to disappear in family pieces line the The us, us front of into the moving wall. Ponz scene, where we participate with longest gallery at the always pushed himself the musicians and the crowd. ofhis father. the In legaadvice His ideas of the vulnerability he became a cy family, of his of the artist/artwork stem from loves working man; material he Punk-rock/Blues philosophies of the process crowd inclusion, removing the with wood, loving much as the He product. as stage from the event and creaton the legacy of works to carry ing a single space for the his family to his two new sons. moment to happen in. The larger pieces, including The Band, have a fine, mature craftmanship to them. However, the opposing musical piece depicting a younger rock band, is highlighted with pastel colors. He recognizes the difference in his children's futures as compared to his own upbringing, but the essence is the same; hard work breeds results. The one piece in the show that seems to hold everything : together, is Survival Kit, in which a laborer pushes a wheelbarrow uphill, carrying his legacy with him, looking through a telescope to what lies ahead. Ponz immortalizes the man, as if to say "thank you; you are appreciated," as if to show his sons, "this is why you have a chance." Ponz's artwork carries with it a sense of obligation to the past, to his heritage. It seems to want to make his legacy a proud one. Being the first in his family to receive a higher education, especially in the arts, he no doubt feels a sense of debt, and perhaps guilt, for his opportunities. His artwork seems to carry with it a sense of payment and ~ emulation of his father and grandfather. In a sense, Ponz carries his own family burden, one of fulfilling the obligation of success with a higher education, and that of passing on this ethic to his own sons in order to avoid making a family's strug- cations do. An attempt at universality often envisions an ideal circumstance, one in which a good effort, good intentions, breed good results. In our world, and in my experience, this doesn't work out as often as we would like. gles irrelevant. He hopes to avoid the slippery slope of indifference. Ponz pushes the idea of the individual effort. In his newer, conceptual pieces, modeled after, in large part, Beuys, he makes a simple statement: work hard and things work out. The arrows directing the view up and down the small incline, explain his view on life. Naive it may seem, but most simplifi- His emphasis on his new family as being his inspiration, may be the source for this universality. When it comes to family, we usually see the world in a more hopeful way; we have to. Without that hope, we may all just quit. Quitting seems to be what Ponz is trying to prevent. His various works with high children's hospitals, schools, and community projects, seems to be aimed at mak- Coffehouse series opens with folk guitarist Nick Malawskey Staff Reporter The coffeehouse opened Thursday, August 29, with a series of entertaining and thoughtful songs from singer and songwriter Mark Rust. A native of Woodstock, NY, Rust, opened his set with a number of Croche-esque guitar songs, dealing with "fall, family and growing up". After entertaining the audience with his songs and stories of growing up and going to college, Rust switched gears and instruments to set off on a journey of Appalachian folk bang and fiddle dance tunes. He further demonstrated his musical talents by playing the melodic and hypnotic hammered dulcimer. Rust's songs, inspired by both his childhood and events in later life, dredged up long P/)o/o courtesy Upcoming^events ■ mmmm m Monday, October 14 No Doubt Tickets go on sale tomorrow, Saturday, September 7. Wednesday, October 16 Korn with Disturbed Tickets go on sale Tuesday, September 10. past memories of good times spent with family and friends. At the end of his set, Rust invited the audience to join in the music by playing the spoons, which he dutifully taught to the audience and had, by the end of the song, playing rather well. Rust is now touring the northeast portion of the nation, bringing his own special and unique blend of playing and storytelling to colleges and clubs everywhere. For more information on Rust and his music, you can visit his at: website or www. log on www.musi-cal.com. The HAC-sponsored cofis held every feehouse Thursday at 8 p.m. in the PUB lobby. The events feature a of performances variety including local bands, poetry readings and open mics. to ■ ing somebody move up the incline of life. He may have seemed a bit preachy, overflowing with advice and optimism, but at least he puts his money where his mouth is. In an age when the art world is too often afraid of saying anything, Ponz is trying to say something. People may walk away from his works at times for their attempt at ethical solidity, but at least people won't just walk by them. The Exhibit will running through September. Visit the at artist's website the Go to www.Pon/.art.com Eagle Eye website for a com- . plete interview with the artist by Michael Kiser. ten to WLHU from 3 p.m. to 1 a.m. at www. Ihup.edu/radic on: Ised CD's, ised Books, 5/DVD's. ised Games for: do, N64, XBOX, Boy, PS2, :ube, Dreamcast. and more! Greatest Hits Music 101 E. Main Street 748-7388 o/ www markrust com Deliver your Eagle Eye personals to our PUB office or via e-mail at eepersonals@hotmail.com. 2002 Page Online What do like best about the first week of school? 25% Seeing friends again 21 % ■■■■■■ Gawking at incoming freshmen girls/guys Being away from home 13% It's my first semester. 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I113 18 subject -One in every ten people in the world ie King Crossword 8 Showed up 12 After-bath application 13 Psychiatrist's -Peter the Great taxed YOU GUYS SEEM AWFULLY HAPPY Two inmates at the Federal Correc Institution work camp in Butner, N.C., aged to sneak out of the minimum se facility to join their girlfriends for a ron evening at an Econo Lodge. They ret' Police went to a Wooster, Ohio, home to -est a man for failing to appear in court on a ig charge. They found him passed out on the ich with a marijuana cigarette dangling m his lip. "Hot in Herre" 3. Avril Lavigne "Complicated" 4. Mario "Just a Friend 2002" 5. P. Diddy and Ginuwine featuring Loon, Mario Winans and Tammy Ruggeri "I Need a Girl" w^°h Thor .. . He's so DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD, DOES JmSBSt i -The human head Icontains 22 bones. YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, COPPER! Italian police uncovered an elaborate r work of escape tunnels underneath the villi of Plati in the Aspromonte mountains Calabria which local raafiosi have been us for years to avoid capture. Some of the entrances were in barns uninhabited houses and came out in the foi nearby. Some funnels were so big you coi drive a truck through them. Mug with a mug Ear-related 44 46 Killer whale movie 47 Composer Stravinsky 48 Mr. Gingrich 50 Detergent brand "Now THAT is one drop-dead suit." © 2002 King Features Synd., Ine. I a mm ■ warn m aaaaa a —a» ■ mot a mm • wm • ■■■■■ ia —« a Ma a aaaaa a What was th e best part of y our summer vacation? "I went to Brazil, where I'm from. I was adopted so I got to visit the orphange where I was adopted. I also went to Rio and checked out the beaches. Vty "Basically, I was around here. I went to the beach for a week, and I also helped with wrestling camps. We went to Maine, New Hampshire, and Massachusetts." I able to meet the Vice Mike Maney, Junior z^'^^MSI M jl _ i\ I a '.-.jEJ g jB Bk^J " I took classes over the summer. But, I also had an intership supervising a children's day camp." , Caroline Stouffer, Ron Strickler Jr., Junior 1 Page LHU repeats as Dixon Trophy winner LOCK HAVEN - Lock Haven second, scoring 119.5 points, University repeated as Dixon while Kutztown University folTrophy winner as the PSAC most lowed in third place with 116.5 successful all-around athletics points. Millersville University was (106.5) fourth, while program for the 2001-2002 acaThis marks the secEdinboro demic year. University (106) roundHaven out ond straight win for the ed the top five. "It's an incredible honor for after the program captured its first our University's athletic program, ever title last season. not The has been awarded annualonly to earn this award, but to to PSAC memdo it two years in a row," said ly since 1995 the that accumulates President Craig Dean Willis. "Itis ber institution the most points based on results of a nice reward for and reflects greatly the dedication and comconference playoffs and/or regurecords. mitment of everyone associated lar-season Each institution's point total is with Lock Haven athletics." "To win the Dixon Trophy in calculated by adding its top six six men's finishes and top back-to-back years is a great achievement women's finishes in 22 conference and reflects the hard sports. In previous years, the workand dedication ofall our student-athletes and coaches," said totals were taken from 20 conferThis the totals Director of Athletics Sharon E. ence sports. year, take into account the addition of Taylor. "We arc very proud of the men's and women's indoor track accomplishment." Lock Haven won a leagueand field, increasing the number two. sports by conference best five conference titles as the of s Lock Haven set a new record Bald Eagles claimed the PSAC for points, tallying 124.5 points crown in women's soccer, field while matching the largest margin hockey, women's and men's of victory in the history of the indoor track and field, and award by taking a five-point tri- women's outdoor track and field. The prominence of the LHU proumph over the next closest comgram was aided by runner-up finpetiton. Shippensburg University was ishes in volleyball, wrestling, and The women's sports accumulated 67 total points, the most this year and the second-highest amount in the history of the award. The Bald Eagles collected 57.5 points, the second-highest point total for men's teams (tied with Kutztown) this year. Over the course of the academic year, a total of 123 AllPSAC awards were earned by 92 Bald Eagle student-athletes, with nine of them earning additional honors as ' , , , The men s rugby b » team started its 2002 season last Saturday 3 the alumni team at the against b 14th annual Cornfield C assic. The alumn. team, wh.ch consisted of many players returning to LHU from various parts of the country, 3 as well as v members of the 1995 national championship team, many of whom still play for men's rugby ' u s The contest was a formidable challenge for the team after. only a week of practice. After 0 . losing two starters last year to graduation, this was deemed a rebuilding year for the Haven, but judging by the performance , „ against a much better veteran ,team, the upcoming season ■ looks very ,team. „ • • promising , e »t. tor the ,, , After a strong first quar{er of the (wo teams ooked wjth a s ight y even[y matche(] , , . •,, _ . bigger alumni• team against the „ smaller, more agile Haven ■, team alumnj team scored early in the second quarter makjng the 5 0 and then 7 .n after an jnts kjck The Hayen extra . answeredback on the next drive : i "< -iSmm \ | :, Br iflnw. aBBBBBa*BBHB»t aflB VI H ■# B9 If i IsbbbbbF - photo courtesy of Sports Info. Lock Haven University was awarded the Dixon Trophy for the second year in a row. From left, PSAC Commissioner Steve Murray, LHU Director of Athletics Sharon Taylor, LHU Assistant Athletics Director Peter Campbell, University President Craig Dean Willis, Chancellor of the State System of Higher Education Judy Hample, and Paul Ball at, LHU Faculty Athletics Representative. Boxers to hold interest meeting Eastern Collegiate Boxing Association (ECBA) qualifying tournament is scheduled for PSU on March 20-22, 2003. Winners The nation's fourth ranked addition, the coaching and runner-ups along with selectcussed. In LHU Boxing Club Team will staff will review all team rules, ed wild cards qualify for the begin preparation for the upcomacademic requirements, adminisnationals. ing 2002 - 2003 season Monday, tration, as well as individual / Prospective candidates who September 7th at 4:30 p.m. in the any questions are encourteam goals and objectives. have Zimmerli PE Building boxing Bald Eagles have schedto call Dr. Ken Cox, Head The aged room. The boxing room is located uled 16 competitions for the Coach, at 893-2189 (Boxing in the rear of the Zimmerli men's gets Office in Russell Basement #19) locker room. Female candidates upcoming season, which underway on November 11th at or at home, 748-9213. They call are requested to enter the boxing Richmond, VA and concludes also call Team Captain, John room through the rear door ofthe with the National Collegiate Stout (748-1740) or Club Zimmerli Building and follow the Association (NCBA) President, Gus Pugliese, 893Boxing boxing signs down the back stairs Championships in Las Vegas, 1351) at their earliest convento the boxing room next Apr. 3 - 4 - 5, 2003. ience. Nevada All former Boxing Club Team The always popular Annual Everyone who is interested in members along with all new cana boxing team member (24th) LHU Invitational is schedbecoming didates (men and women) are Sat., Feb. 22, 2003 in the is welcome at the initial team uled for required to attend this initial The meeting next Monday, Sept. 7th. classes Thomas Field House. All 12 Jon Parrish The Eagle Eye and scored on a stolen line-out made the score 7-5 in favor of the alumni at halftime. A score early in the third quarter on a pick and go by Matt Gilligan and an extra points kick by Seth "Roy" Keller brought the score to 12-7 in favor of the Haven. An alumni score a few minutes later tied the game at 12. The fourth quarter was used as a scrimmage for reserve players and wasn't counted in iH .BBBflRsBflBBBB >BB SB I Ml conference Rookie of the Year, and one student-athlete was named the PSAC Athlete of the Year. The Lock Haven athletics program also captured the 2000-2001 Dixon Trophy, totalling 117.5 points in that effort. With the win, Lock Haven becomes the third repeat winner in the trophy's seven-year existence, joining Bloomsburg University (1995-96, 96-97) and Shippensburg University (1997-98,98-99). the final score Anyone wishing for information on joining the rugby team may call Hiller Olsen at 748-5817. Ham B PSAC Coach of the Year accolades were handed out to Lock Haven athletics staff, four studentathletes earned recognition as the Ruggers kick off season Eric Pfeiffer The Eagle Eye Jaal aa! are declared open. No previous boxing experience is required or necessary. 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Valid only participating-> locations Customer pays; safes tax Additional toppings I X-Large One Topping Pizza $Q99 Only . J | ¥ Not valid wilh any other olfe* Valid only at participating. locations Customer paysall /J sales tax. Additional toppings extray We NOW Have ChickenstripS with honey mustard, barbeque. or buffalo sauces I a Soffits - LHU repeats as Dixon Trophy winner. page 7 Field hockey splits weekend games Suzanne McCombie Editor in Chief The field hockey team suffered its first loss early in the season on Sunday to Division Central I Michigan University, 6-2. The Chippewas dominated the first half, scoring three goals in the first 11 minutes of play. Central Michigan's Kristy Reed started the scoring off tallying one goal into the back corner of the net just three minutes into the first half. She scored again off a penalty corner before ten minutes into the game. CMU's Jocelyn Gates scored as well before Janelle Ebaugh could put one in the goal for the Haven off a penalty corner in just under 20 minutes off assists from Katie Stewarz and Jen Denault. Stubblefield (62:35 min.), Gates scored again who had eight saves and before the end of the first allowed five goals, and half to make the score 4-1 Megan Barclay (7:25 in favor of the Chippewas. min.), collecting one save The Haven had a strong and allowed one goal. attack in the second half, keeping the shots on goal about even, but weren't UMASS Lowell 0 able to convert on their attack. The Haven finished The field hockey team with 20 shots on goal, opened their season with a while the Chippewas tal- shutout win against the lied 19. University Kelle Kulina opened up Lowell last scoring in the second half week, 4-0. with a goal off a penalty Goals from Ebaugh (2), corner with an assist from Kulina and Amy Hale Stewartz. But the Haven guided the Haven team to attack was shut down and its first win of the season. all Lock Haven scoring Stubblefield was in ended there. Two goals goal for the duration of the from Meg Lewis brought game and acquired 4 saves. the closing score to 6-2 in The Bald Eagles (1-1) favor of CMU. will travel to Ithaca In goal for the Bald College on Saturday for a 1 was Melissa Eagles p.m. contest. Photo courtesy of Sports Information Nikki Sweger heads down field in a game against UMASS Lowell, Saturday. Clarke leads 2-0 sweep in Edinboro Men win Spikers host team from Japan Jaralai Powell two on Sports Editor the road Jared Guest Staff Reporter The men's soccer team opened up the 2002 cam- paign with the Bloomsburg University Fall Soccer Classic last weekend. The Haven defeated Bloomfield, 2-1 in the opener and walloped University of Pitt at Johnstown, 9-1. The Bald Eagles found themselves trailing 1-0 to Bloomfield just 10 minutes into the game, but two second half goals would prove to become the game winners. Bill Dovas scored the f irst goal of the season for the Haven off a pass from Graham Boyle. Zlatko Dizdarevic notched the winner in the 79,n minute of play. LHU registered 22 the Deacons' to eight shots. The following day, the Haven lit up the back of UPJ's net as they easily won, scoring six second half goals. The Bald Eagles got on the board first as Christoph Malek scored his first of three of the game, seven minutes in, UPJ's Brian Wicker lied the game, 30 seconds later. LHU would go onto score eight unanswered goals. Nick Apostolou, Andrew Beverly and Dizdarevic would all have two goals each. The Haven controlled the ball for most of the game as they got off 30 shots. The defense held UPJ to five shots. The Haven (2-1) hosts the Bald Eagle Admiral Classic this weekend. They will face Wilmington College at 2:30 on Saturday and then NY Tech at the identical time on Sunday. Bloomsburg will knock heads with NY Tech at 11:30 on Saturday morning. 9 Today ■ ■ ■ MM iVa Mm v,« ,.,; r;i M 1 The volleyball team started offtheir season with the LHU August Challenge last weekend, hosting Mercyhurst, Shippensburg, and Chukyo Women's University. Sophomore opposite hitter, Amanda Snyder, led the way in a 3-2 loss to Mercyhurst, with 11 kills and two service aces, while junior middle hitter, Beth Both Hackenberg tallied ten kills. Scott Evans Sports Editor The women's soccer kicked off their 2002 season last weekend, defeating Lindsey Wilson College (LWC) 3-2 on Saturday and Hillside College 6-0 on Sunday at Family First in Erie, Pa. team Photo courtesy of Sports Information teams engage in a friendly hand shake after Wednasda/s exhibition game. In an exhibition game blocks on defense. Snyder against Chukyo Women's had eight kills and University, Wednesday, the Hackenberg had seven team lost 3-0. Leading the kills. Freshman setter, offense, was rookie outside Allison Furry, contributed hitter, Jen Thompson, with 16 assists and led the team nine kills; she also had four withthree aces. In the back The games were the first in the Haven's 18-gameregular season. The team came in as the nation's fifth ranked Division II women's row, sophomore specialist hitter, Kelly Wengerter, led with 14 digs, Up next, the Lady Eagles travel to Grand Valley State for the weekend. soccer team. After an LWC goal in the 12tn minute, the Haven's Joanna Bisphan notched the first goal of the 2002 campaign in the 40tn minute of play. Early in the second half, the Haven's Kristi Ward sent in a corner kick to Brooke Rangi, who headed the ball to Katie Taylor for the go ahead goal. Naomi Clarke added to the score by putting a penalty kick in the back of the net in the seventieth minute, giving the Haven a two-goal lead. LWC added a late goal, but it didn't affect the outcome, as the Haven emerged victorious. The second game of the the weekend marked Haven's first shutout victory of the year overpowering Hillsdale College. The Haven scored four goals in the first half, while the defense held Hillsdale to a meager one shot on goal. Naomi Clarke and Ellie Davis each had two goals, while Simone Use and Becky Nichols added the other two goals. The Haven held its fifth place ranking with the victories and a number one seeding in the Northeast Region. The team returns home this weekend to face on Felician College Saturday. The game will be held at McCollum Field at 4 p.m. Cowan takes first at Kutztown Katie Taylor victory with a win23rc place with time of * Staff Reporter 26:38. ond ning time of 26:43 to cap- ture the men's title. Jeff Skwierz Sophomore The men's and and Junior Mike Rohl women's cross-country the load by helped carry team began its 2002 sea13 finishing in th and 14th son Saturday at the places, Maroon and Gold Cross respectively. For the ladies, Senior Country Invitational at Jill Russell finished in Kutztown University. field, a In six-team the 21 st place, the best for men finished in fourth the Haven girls, with a place while the women time of 26:22. Senior came in fifth. Megan Johnson wasn't Chris far behind, finishing in Sophomore Cowan sailed to a 33 sec- a "This was a low caliber meet to get the freshmen's feet wet" said Coach Aaron Russell. "Due to injuries the lineup was not as strong, but I was really impressed with how the freshmen ran". Next up for the crosscountry teams is the Spiked Shoe Invitational at Penn State on Saturday. ' '■■ —■ ■„,, i ■ ■i.»-^9^i^WJ" - . Photo Courtesy of Sports Information LHU's defense lines up against Northeastern in Saturday's game. Gridders blanked by Northeastern, 48-0 \ JoElIen Chesnut Staff Reporter returned it 81 yards for time, including a two-yard third as tailback Melvin within 17 yards of the their first score of the game. run by Frank McDonald, a Kirby weaved his way Northeastern goal line on a The extra point attempt was 23-yard touchdown pass through the pack of Husky 19-yard pass to Adam from Brady to Cory Parks defenders for a 20-yard Angelici and receptions by raising the score to 7Lock Haven faced Huskies' and an 18-yard field goal gain to the LHU 46-yard Chelstan Anderson and 0. another During Northeastern, a Division Iby Kesic. line. Scott Anderson. However, AA team, in Boston, possession later in the quarthe Bald Eagles' Kellen ter, The third conquarter took the Kirby the clock ran out before the reigns Massachusetts, Saturday Bush intercepted a pass at tinued the bad luck for again on the next play, effort could be successful. and fell 48-0. "Last week's game was The Bald Eagles only the three- yard line to stop LHU as they surrendered crossing midfield on an the cold. the on a In Huskies the ball fumble at their to the a eight-yard carry 46learning experience. We gained 109 yards, 76 of second quarter, own 14-yard line. NU yard line of Northeastern. used it to find out where them passing, against Northeastern's fierce Northeastern took nine scored on another two-yard An NU sack on the ensuing we're at. We have a lot of plays to cross the goal line rush by Griffin and on a 24play ended the drive howsteps ahead that need cordefense. rected and we hope to work On the Bald Eagle's on a two-yard run by Tom yard field goal by Kesic to ever, forcing the punt. bring the score to 41-0. A final seven points by on those for the games in first possession, they only Gale. The of LHU's biggest the Huskies in the fourth the future," said Mark Huskies continued One advanced 13 yards. The Luther, LHU coach. Huskies took the ball and putting points on the board, ventures into Northeastern quarter ended game scoradding 17 more before half- territory came late in the ing. Lock Haven got to "Offensively, we have a ■ H @ Penn ■ VB- . l @ Grand Valley I'i -n " ""iituiL.i CollectI i> M St. ■ ■VJVJvJi H No Events Scheduled ■ r, h 2 P m ■flVJVJvJl season." Saturday, September 14th, the Eagles face home. Kutztown at Kutztown enters the game with a 1 -0 record. I ■■■■■ ■cc--s P ,k -sh.K-inv. couple of running backs who are explosive and we have a good receiving core. If we get consistent with the offensive line, we'll be doing well," said Luther of his squad. "As for defense, most of our experience is in the line backing and secondary core. We just need to come along and learn early in the VJVJVJvJI ■■■■■■■J No Events Scheduled ■VJVJvJB ■■■■■■■J ■jVjVjVj ■VJVJvJi ■■■■■■■ Thurs, Sept. 12 No Events Scheduled J I ■ ■■■■ MU PjlJ