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EAGLE
EYE

Parsons Union Building
Lock Haven University
Lock Haven, Pennsylvania
17745

Vol. 33 No. 12 8 pages
Friday, October 17, 1986

Great
Pumpkin
invades
Bentley Dining
Hall... page 8

Touchberry presented with Scholarship Award
By Tina Hoffman
Copy Editor
The 1960 recipient of Ihe Freshman
Chemistry Award was the featured
speaker at the Twenty-sixth annual
Science Convocation held yesterday in
Ulmer Hall.
Dr. Donald W. Durandetta, Manager of
Customer Support for the Diagnostic
Systems Division at E. I. duPont de
Nemours & Co. in Wilmington, Delaware,
presented a speech entitled
'Life After
LHU; A Case Study.'
After leaving LHU in 1963 with a
Bachelor of Science Degree in Chemistry
Education, Durandetta continued on to
Cornell University, where he received a
Doctor of Philosophy Degree in Organic
Chemistry in 1967.
Durandetta started his professional
career the same year, when he took a
position as a research chemist with the
DuPont Corporation.
It was this distinguished career that
Durandetta spoke about as he discussed
opportunities
for
future
science
graduates.
He urged students to take
the first step and utilize the skills you
have learned and then hustle, hustle,
hustle.'

Jonathon Touchberry, presented with the
Management Scholarship Award, Is shown
here with Ann and David Uimer, sponsors of
the science award.
The convocation, sponsored by the
departments
of
Biology
and
Chemistry/Physics/Geosciences,
also
honored those science students who

SCC meeting discusses the
return of "Cheers to LHU"
By David L Craig and Jeffrey Hilty
Staff Reporters
The re-introduction of 'Cheers to LHU'
by the Circle K Club was a topic for
discussion at this week's SCC meeting.
('Cheers to LHU' was a non-alcoholic
campus night club offered last fall.)
Neil Viering, Circle K president, said
that their club would operate 'Cheers'
without financial aid from the SCC.
He did ask SCC president Kevin
McNamara for
the SCC-owned sound
equipment, bar, and signs that the
non-alcoholic club used.
Another topic at the meeting was the
use of the campus laundry machines by
off-campus students.
Carol Rinaldi, assistant dean of
students, was in attendance at the
meeting and answered any of the
senators'
questions.
'The policy was developed to help
residence hall students who pay for the
right to use the machines,' said Rinaldi.
Rinaldi said that she welcomes
suggestions and comments.
In other business, SCC Vice President

Steven L. Donaldson said that the
University and the SCC are in the
process of changing the management of
the weight rooms.
Donaldson said that the University
would manage the weight rooms in order
to accommodate the athletic clubs.
McNamara announced a plan to buy
two new copy machines.
He said that one of the copiers would
be located in the library while the other
copier would be
in the Corresponding
and Recording Secretaries' office.
McNamara said that proposals may be
submitted by copier companies.
A deal proposed by Xerox, said
McNamara, would give students a higher
quality printer, and at the same time,
would reduce the price ol a copy from
$.10 to $.05.
McNamara also said that he was
investigating the possibility oi putting a
24 hour teller machine on campus.
McNamara also said that on November
9 the SCC will send its senators to man
Ihe phones at the LHU Foundation
phone-a-thon.

have excelled in their academic field of
study.
Dr. Kenneth T. Settlemyer, Chairman
of
the
Department
of
Biological

Sciences, presented the awards for
achievement in Biology to Jerry lUlotler
and Walter Piatt.
Thane Turner received the Freshman
Chemistry Award from iylr. Alfred E.
Hoberman, Chairman of the Department
of
Chemistry/Physics/Geosciences.
Also receiving an award for achievement
in Chemistry was Angela Paules. She
was presented her award by Dr. Roberta
W. Kleinman.
The Physics award was presented lo
Dean Gelnett by Mr. Dale E. Cooper. Jeff
Aurand also received recognition for his
high achievements in Physics.
Mr. Donald L. Brobst presented the
award for outstanding achievement in
Geology to Jonathon Touchberry.
Touchberry was also awarded Ihe
David and Ann Ulmer
Planetarium
Management Scholarship Award, given
each year to a student based on merit,
preparation, and interest.
The annual meeting of science majors
and science faculty was started in 1961
with the idea that a closer relationship
between students and professors was
desirable. The event was known as the
Annual Science Major Mixer until 1971,
when the name was changed to Science
Convocation.

Rinaldi, Otiende, SCC offer
comments to washing problem
By Kate Kinney
Staff Reporter
Among the issues discussed at
Wednesday's SCC meeting was the
dilemma of the usage of washing
machines for off-campus students.
SCC President Kevin McNamara was
addressed
by
Assistant
Dean
of
Students Carol Rinaldi and SCC Senator
Eric Otiende on the matter that Otiende
describes as 'an urgent, urgent issue.'
By the end of the discussion no
definite solution or referendum was
agreed upon. Several options were,
however, proposed.
The main argument for the off-campus
students
is
the
basic
issue
of
convenience, commented Otiende.
Among the possible options brought
before the Senate was the possibility of
open hours where off-campus students
could use the facilities.
Yet another idea was the constructing
of a separate place that would house

machines for the off-campus students.
McNamara said that the 'feeling
among the Senate was that we should
look at the policy and maybe revise it.
They felt it was too strong.'
While no immediate revisions are in the
near future, the SCC does plan to write a
letter to the Administration and express
that there is 'some question about the
policy,' according to McNamara.
Rinaldi said the SCC is 'responding to
student complaints by meeting with usi
the student life department, to try to work
out a mutually good solution to this
problem.'
McNamara commented on the position
of the SCC in this situation
by saying,
'The SCC did not pass any type of
referendum or resolution against the
policy.'
He said, 'It's the University's policy,
and I will abide by it until such time that
they decide to either rearrange or
restructure it.'

2 Eagle Eye Frkiay, October 17,1986

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

ANNOUNCEMENTS
Ba a student counsalor
Application! are now available In the Student
Life Office for student counselor positions
beginning in the spring semester, 1987.
Applicaton deadline is Oct. 27, 1986.
A
session will be held on IMonday, Oct. 20-at 7:30
p.m. in the North Hall lounge to provide
information and an opportunity to speak with
present counselors.

Roommate

needed

Female roommate needed.
Rent is $75 a
month, plus utilities. Call 748-5417 alter 6 p.m.

SCC

movies

A valklated I.D. m required for free admission
to all SCC moviei, at well as other SCC
sponsored events. Only an I.D. card validated
by the SCC Is proof that the student activity fee
has been paM. Dorm keys, nmal tickets, etc.
are not accepted-

SId Club

meeting

The ski dub will hold its first meeting on
Wednesday, Oct. 22 at 7 p.m. in the lower level
of the PUB. All students ara weteomel Come
help us plan weekly ski trips. Woukl you like to
join us in Vermont during spring break?
Electnn of officers will also be held. Sea you
therel

Biology Club

meeting

There will be a meeting on Wednesday, Oct.
22 at 7 p.m. in the Reading Reference Room in
Ulmer Planetarium.
We are planning many
events and would like you to be a part of It. All
are welcomel

Fun s u m m e r Job
Come to the Poconos of PA and be a
counselor at one of the top brother/sister
camps in the northeast from June 24-August
20.
Counselor positions available in a wide
range of actwities. Call (215) 887-9700 or write
407 Benson East, Jenkintown, PA 19046.

N e w m a n center

activities

Bring your parents to the Newman Canter on
Saturday, Oct. 25 for brunch (11 a.m.-12:30
p.m.). There is a mass at 4:45 p.m. that day al
St. Agnes. All are ««k»ma. There is also an All
Saints' Day mat* on Saturday, Nov. 1 at 8:30
p.m. at the Center.

Marriage praparatlon

workshop

There will be a marriage preparation
workshop al the Newman Center on Saturday,

Nov. 8 Irom 9:30 a.m.-S:30 p.m. The workshop
is open to all engaged couples.
Call Sister
IMaureen al 748-8562 for more informalion.

Naad something t y p e d ?
I charge $.85 a page. Quality workI WIII type
term papers, resumes, teaching units, etc. Will
ph:k up and return.
Please call Marjorie at
748-7417 anytime behween 9 a.m. and 11 a.m.

Social woric club
There will be a meeting on Monday, Oct. 20
at 4:15 p.m. in Akeley 205. A video will be
shown dealing with "Suicide among Ihe
Elderly' by Phil Donahue. AD majors are urged
lo attend.

Marathon songs

available

The list of songs played at the Phi Mu Delta
12lh Annual Dance Marathon is available lor $2.
Proceeds benefit Ihe marathon's charities: the
Infant Development Center, Ihe United Way,
and the Jeffrey Scott DuBois Memorial
Scholarship.
Contact Steve Schultz al
748-1802.

S l a m dunk contest
There will be a slam dunk contest Sunday,
Oct. 26 in Zimmerli. H interested, sign up Oct.
23 and 24 in Bentley Hall at lunch time only.
There wiil be prizes for first and second place.
For more infornwtkin, call Donna at *31S7 or
Jay at #3110.

Gusst

speaker

Frank R. King, a psychologist from the
Johnstown area will speak al LHU on Monday,
Oct. 27 at 7 p.m. in Ulmer Hall Planetarium. His
topic will be 'Chemical Abuse Awareness.*
Tha noted speaker will also discuss the current
'crack' dilemma. The public is invited free of
charge.

SCJ

meeting

On Wednesday at 4 p.m., there will be a
Society for Collegiate Journalists meeting in
Robinson 606.
Details for the Nov. 5 Open
Smoker will be finalized and Annual Banquet
discussed. All journalism majors are urged to
attend.

Chemistry

Club

News Editors
Sports Editors
Features Editor
Photo Editor
Copy Editor.
Business Manager
Advertising Layout and Design
Advertising Sales
Announcement Coordinator
Faculty Advisor

Matt Connor
Chris Fischer
Sue Berger
Jeff Hilty
Bill Alexander
Bill Hunter
Jennifer Brady
Doug Reier
Tina Hoffman
Maria Hull
Tanya Baskovich
Patricia Durfee
Maureen Campbell
Dr. Douglas Campbell

without
student
input.
This
is
unfortunate.
As an alumnus and former member of a
Greek
organization,
I
hope
that
fraternities and sororities will not be
scapegoalad for all the disturbances in
the West Main Street and Water Street
areas, and that needs of students wiN not
be solely addressed from a reactionary
standpoint.
Sincerely,
Kenneth J. Cooper
Dear Editor,
On behalf of the entire basketball
program, I would like to thank all those
who turned out to make Midnight Hoops a
huge success.
We were overwhelmed
with the amount of support we received.
It was great to see the Lock Haven
student body unite with enthusiasm. It is
our hope that we can live up to the
expectations and excitement that was
evident at Midnight Hoops. If hard work
is the determinant for success, we
shouki have a fine year.
We would like to pass along a special
thanks to Dr. Willis for attending Midnight
Hoops, Dr. Caimi and the LHU band for
adding to the atmosphere,
Denny
Strouse and the cheerleading squad for
getting the fans excited, and especially
Dr. Eberle and Kooch Chu for the idea of
Midnight Hoops and putting the whole
show together.
Sincerely,
Kurt Kanaskie
Head Basketball Coach

LAUNDRY

There will be a Chemistry Club meeting
Tuesday Oct. 21, at 1 p.m. in Ihe student
lounge. 3rd floor, Ulmer Hall.
All majors
welcome.

The Eagle Eye is a student produced bi-weekly newspaper published in the
Parsons Union Building
Lodk Haven University
Lock Haven, Pennsylvania 17745
Letters and comments are encouraged. All letters submitted to publication must be
signed and accompanied with the writer's telephone number. The Eagle Eye
reserves the right to edit letters for length and libelous material.
The opinions expressed on the editorial page are not necessarily those of the
administratton, faculty, or student lx>dy.

Editors-in-Chief

Dear Editor,
There has been a considerable amount
of opinion conveyed recently about
university-related fraternities in the Lock
Haven community.
Much attention has
been devoted to what has been deemed
socially unacceptable behavrar, and the
physical appearance of the dwellings
housing the Greek organizations.
While there has been a reaction by the
Associate Dean of Students Office, the
thrust has appeared to be totally
punitive.
Unfortunately, apparent needs
of student life enrichment and individual
growth as productive citizens.
Students
within
university
association,
and
reinforcement judicial procedures and
deviating from established handbook
rules, the obvious message to students
' in 'the end justifies the means.'
There
are
certain
handbook
procedures that were altered without
being presented to appropriate student
groups for review, and they were
apparently implemented without the
students' knowledge.
What kind of
example is being shown to students?
It is obvious that the town-gown
relationship has been a priority of the
university, and a response to community
pressure has been made.
However,
there is another formidable constituency,
and they are students and Greek alumni.
Whatever the objectives may be, they
coukl have been obtained through and by
the established system.
The message
has been, though, that the development
of student responsibility is best served

• DORM •
RESIDENTS
. ONLY .

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An off-campus student does his wash

Frkfay, October 17,1986 Eagle Eye 3

WEWm MEWS NEWS MEWS MEWS MEWS NEWS MEWS NEWS
Case to attend conferences
as new student life coordinator

Chess Club moves in tournaments
By Kim Beery

By Sue Williams
StaffReporter
McEntire
Hall
received
a
new
coordinator
for
student
life
this
semester, as Mary Lou Cass took over.
Case received her Bachelor's Degree
from the
University of Massachusetts.
She lived in Massachusetts until
August of 1985, when she moved to
Indiana, PA to do graduate work at IUP.
Case majored in Sociobgy with a minor in
Psychology.
When asked why she wanted the job
as hall coordinator. Case said that
staying
in Pennsylvania was very
important to her.
Another reason, was
that she has
worked mostly in residence hall and
orientation programs.
She was a hall
counselor for one year, and an assistant
director for another.
'This job wouldn't be just residence
halls though,' she added as another
attraction to the job. 'I will be working
with sororities as well, so that gives me
some different things to do.'
Case said she likes the students of
Lock Haven and
really enjoys the
campus, although it is much dillerent and
smaller than what she was used to.
'So far no major problems have come
up, just the minor residence hall
troubles,* Case saM.
. In December, she and Steve Fisher

(hall coordinator of High Hall) will be
attending a conference on the Greek Life
System.
Case said, 'Neither Steve or I have
much experience with Greeks, and we
want to try to improve ourselves in that
area.'
The conference will be for three days
in St. Louis.
At the end of the month, Case will also
be
attending
the
Mid-Atlantic
College-University
Housing
Oificers
Conference in Pittsburgh. There will be
special workshops and a program
regarding AIDS.
Case
will
be
meeting
with
administrators from different colleges.
They will talk about their problems and
how to deal with them.
'It helps to talk about it to other people
who are in the same posHk>n as you are,'
said Case.
When asked what her plans were for
the future. Case wasn't quite sure. She
did say, however, that she will definitely
stay as hall coordinator for the remainder
of the year, and may possibly come back
next year.
Case, who is single, enjoys reading
and re-finishing furniture in her spare
time.
'I have a table I'm working on that's
half done upstairs,' she laughingly said.
'I really enjoy doing that sort of stuff."

Choir students to perform
at the University of Scranton
By John Elder
StaffReporter
Thirteen LHU students journeyed to
Scranton, PA yesterday to participate in
the annual Pennsylvania Collegiate
Choral Festival.
Accompanied
by Professor
Gary
Renzelman, the LHU choir director and
P.C.C.A.
secretarty-treasurer,
the
students will be part of a 150 voice choir
that will present a concert on Saturday,
October 18 at 7:30 p.m. in Eagen
Auditorium, University of Scranton.
Students participating from the LHU
choir are Perry Bartlett, Patty Bell, Jim
Blachek, Michael Drummond, Camille
Genung,
Molly Grill, Christian Holland,
Atsuko
Kitagawa,
Melissa Lewis,
Michelle Miller. Steve Schulz, Darrell
Scott, and Roberta Selleck.
Students
from
more
than
20
universities and colleges
throughout
Pennsylvania will be working with
cdrttpbser/COftductor • Rotoerr KapHow of

Yale University and New York City.
Hosting this year's festival is Cheryl
Boga of the University of Scranton.
Renzelman said that
students were
selected to attend the festival on the
basis of seniority, singing ability, ability
to read music, and the proper balance of
parts.
He also added that the willingness of
the student to attend was a factor, since
not all students like to miss classes.
The chorus will sing American works
by Randall Thompson, Aaron Copland,
and Ned Rorem. 'Chichester Psalms,' by
Leonard Bernstein, will be a featured
work.
In addKion to these works, Kapilow will
contribute two of his own compositions,
one of which has been especially
commissioned for this festival.
Renzelman
commented
that
the
P.C.C.A. festival '» at least 30 years old.
He also added that, to his knowledge, the
Pennsylvania event is the only one of
this magnitude.

Clubt]ouse Reporter
Do you spend your spare time playing
chess?
If so, you may want to check
into the newly formed Chess Club.
The club was founded by Dan
Miringoff, who now serves as president
of
the organization.
The club's
constitution is currently being reviewed
by the constitution committee of the
SCC.
The object of the dub is to promote all
aspects of the game of chess.
'The whole object of the club is to have
fun and enjoy yourselves,' Miringoff
said.
The
group
will
participate
in
intercollegiate matches and in
U.S.
Chess Federation
matches, as well as
tournaments within the group and the
community.
Students who would like to learn how'

to play chess can learn from a member of
the Chess Club.
The main requirements
for the
president and the vice president are
knowledge of the game as well as how
chess tournaments are run.
The club meets Monday, Wednesday,
and Frklay m the snack bar at the PUB.
Besides Miringoff, some other club
members include Jim Van Nosdall. Terry
Day, Mike Freezer, Brad Long, Chip
Keller. Jim Newk-Fon, and Tom Myers.

Investigation continues...

Police search for forgery suspect
By Tammy Rekito
StaffReporter
Law Enforcement is currently tracking
a suspect in the radio station forgery
case.
During the summer a person took
purchase orders from WLHC. the campus
radio station, and bought office supplies
from a downtown business.
Law Enforcement now has a suspect
in this case. The person lives outside of
Williamsport, according to Director of
Law Enforcement Richard Hepner.
Hepner also states that he and Officer
Jeff Johnson have made numerous calls
lo the suspect's house but have been
unsuccessful in locating the person.
Hepner said that he and Johnson may
have to visit the suspect's house in order
to bring the person back to campus to
deal with the case.
No further
information was given.
Law Enforcement is also tooking into
an ongoing problem oi garbage being
thrown on dormitory grounds.
This weekend maintenance reported
large amounts of rubbish scattered on
the grounds of one of the dorms.
Lieutenant Dennis Grenninger said the
grounds are always a mess after the
weekend from people throwing beer
bottles, cans, paper, and food out of
their windows instead of in the trash
chute.
Therefore, the maintenance
people are left with the task of cleaning
up.
In a case
of vandalism.
Law

Enforcement is investigating a broken
light post on the path to High Hall.
1he estimated damage to the light post
was $1,000. The light was replaced.
Campus police also
responded to a
report of disorderly conduct this past
week.
A person had been drinking off
campus and after coming back to his
dorm, the person stated that he had been
assaulted downtown and wished to see
Law Enforcement.
Grenninger said Ihat although the
person was unruly and disturbing the
peace, the case was turned over to city
police because the assault took place
downtown.
On Wednesday, there was another
case of harrassing phone calls reported
by a dormitory resident.
There is a
suspect, but an investigation is pending.

4 Eagle Eye FrkJay. October 17,

FEATUEES

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FEATUEES

FEATUMES

FEATUEEI
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Students say threat of nuclear war most pressing world problem
ByMUteDaly
ByMUteDaiy
Staff Reporter
Reaorter
StiM
A small group of LHU students
discussed world and campus problems
with Dr. Charles DeSanto as part of an
informal profile.
The anonymous college men and
women met with DeSanto in the PUB for
coffee and the students' viewpoints on
current issues.
'It was just a spontaneous gathering.*
said the Sociology professor.
When the students were asked, 'What
do you feel are the three most pressing
world problems,' the threat of nuclear war
topped the results.
Poverty and drug abuse finished
second among the group's main
concerns.
Hunger, political conflicts.

and
spot.
and pollution
pollution fell
fell into
into the
the third
third spot.
Aimhoi ^use
ahusA was
was seen
SMR as
as the
thA main
main
Alcohol
problem on the campus scene according
to the impromptu survey.
The second most popular concern of
the students was the low morale tone
around campus. The poor quality of food
and the hassles of registration came in
third on the poll.
DeSanto
proposed
a possible
'Voluntary Student CuHural Program.'
He suggested that 16 co-curricular
activities, such as plays, lectures,
musical shows, and sporting events,
coukl be offered to the students.
Ths program would then require the
student to attend about eight of the
events.
Upon attendance, with validation by
perhaps a carding system or the writing

of an essay, students could receive
ono-ouarter credit
credit per
oer semester.
semester.
one-quarter
*lt would help the student broaden his
perspective,' DeSanto said.
Taking advantage of this system
would also give the student two full
credits by the time of graduation.
The professor also suggested that a
survey could appear in Ihe Eagls Eye
presenting the same questions on
campus and world problems to other
students.
The results of the larger survey wouM
then be compared to DeSanto's original
low-key survey and printed in a future
issue of the Eagie Eye.
Instead of dwelling solely on problems,
the professor added that a future survey
could be called. 'Name five good things
about Lock Haven.*

I
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^|_|||||||||||||||||||
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Dr. Charles DeSanto

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Back to the Future is bacli in PUB Where are the baked beans LHU?
By Ken Foster
Mowe Columnist
Back to the F u i u r e
surprised
everybody by becoming the biggest hit of
the summer of 1985. Although it was
produced by Steven Spielberg, nobody
imagined that the film would surpass
even Rambo at the box office. The
director was Robert Zemeckis, whose
only previous hit-Romancing The
Stof^e-was just as unpredictable. The
star was even more of an underdog;
Michael J. Fox was a young television
actor whose series 'Family Ties' enjoyed
sucess only when it was scheduled after
'The Cosby Show.'
Fox plays Marty McFly, a teen who,
with help from Christopher Lloyd,
manages to go back in time to meet his
parents when they were teenagers. He is
shocked to discover that his mother's
alcoholism had its start in high school, as

dki his father's problem of being a
spineless wimp.
He is even more shocked to find that
his mother has the hots for him. Unless
he arranges for his mother and father to
meet and fall in love, he will no longer
exist when he gels back to the future.
Back to the Future manages to
combine something for everyone,
appealing to parents who are hungry for a
nostalgic look at the good old days and
their chikiren who find humor in imagining
a time when things were so simple.
It was Fox who recieved the most
attention when the film was released, but
it is Lea Thompson who deserves the
most praise. This young actress actually
plays three roles in the film (all of them
different verstons of Fox's mother) . and
she's brilliantly funny in all of them.
First she is unrecognizable as a
middle-aged, whiskey toting housewife.
Then she becomes a wild, boy crazy
teenager.
Then she's back as a
housewife, but now energetic and
brimming with optimism.
I wondered
where they found two actresses who
could look so much alike.
Back to the Future is also admirable
for the effective manner in which it deals
with the major problem in all time-travel
stories; while most ignore the changes
that would occur in the future by the
presence of a time traveler in the past,
this film shows us all of the changes that
result from Fox's premature arrival in his
parent's past.
Sponsored by the SCC. Back to the
Future will be shown in the lower level of
the PUB Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at
8 p.m.
Validated ID is required for free
admissk>n. Come early to get a good
seat and fill out a questionaire to help
decide what movies will be seen next
semester.

By Linda Shardlow and
Bridget McFadden
Coming from a large Scottish city to a
town like Lock Haven, can prove
disturbing for the unsuspecting visitor,
as we found out.
For example, the lack of public
transport
means having to walk
everywhere. When crossing the road, we
risk life and limb due to these strange
people who drive on the wrong side.
The second problem we encountered
was the American drinking laws. What a
disappointment to find that the PUB here
was not what we know it to be at home.
However, we soon managed to
overcome this problem, even though
some bars do not accept a British
passport as valid identification.
Since we are media students, we soon

noticed the overwhelming number of
commercials on radio and television.
Commercials before and after the credits
seems a bit excessive.
We do appreciate the variety of TV
programs, and being able to find out
what happened to Bobby Ewing before
everyone else in Britain did.
For all the Brits out there, here's an
update on our soaps:
Eastenders:
Michelle jilted Lofty,
who then had an asthma attack.
Corro: Kevin is married to Sally.
Brookside: Heather has discovered
her new husband is a junkie, and Karen
has moved in with her boyfriend, much to
Bobby's dismay.
Our last observation concerns the
food. Where is the real tea, curries, the
kebabs and finally, where are the baked
beans?

Marching band provides support to athletics
By Helen Haglich
Arts Columnist
Under direction of Dr. Florentino J.
Caimi, the LHU Band is busy rehearsing
for several performances this semester.
The Marching
Band, Including
majorette and silk squads, performs at all
home football games; and usually travels
to two away games with the team, as the
band's budget allows.
Most recently they played at the
opening
of the basketball season
Tuesday night.
Caimi said that the band performs a
service to the campus by supporting
athletic teams, providing musical

entertainment, and recruiting students to
the
college
by
making
guest
appearances in the Lock Haven area.
During the spring term, the band
changes gears, from a marching unit to a
symphonic band.
The concert band
performs at least twice in the spring,
including the annual President's concert.
Also under the direction of Caimi are
the Jazz/Rock Ensemble and the
Percussion Ensemble.
Eligibility
requirements for the
organizations include previous musical
experience and an audition. Caimi noted
that the band is always seeking new
members.

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•FEATUMES FEATUEES FEATUEES

15 Students at
'Boro receive
citations after
ignoring poiice
warnings

E d i n b o r o - D e s p i t e a warning from
local police about a crack-down on
drinking ordinances, fifteen students
were issued citations last week.
Seven were cited for
underage
drinking and the other eight for public
consumption.
Law Enforcement has become stricter
since area residents complained to the
police about disorderly students a few
weeks ago.
These incidents are expected to have
an effect on the outdoor activities
planned lor Homecoming this year.
• M i l l e r s v l l i e - A n audience of college
and high school students experienced
the sound of the The Psychedelic Furs
recently, when they appeared
in the
Pucillo Gymnasium for a concert.
A Philadelphia dance band. The Vels.
opened the concert, and set the stage
lor the dramatic performance of 'the
Furs'.
Richard Butler, the lead singer,
captivated the audience with his deep
hypnotic voice and trance inducive
movements.
John Ashton and Tim
Butler, the other members of the The

Relax with "Life's Rich Pageant"
By Lisa Falzetta
Record Chumnist
R.E.M.-" Ufa's Rich Pageant"
(1988)
Lots of great cities have brought us
lots of great groups. Now, Athens,
Georgia has brought us R.E.M. (Rapid
Eye Movements), and R.E.M. brings us
their latest album, "Life's Rich Pageant'.
Although the band has been around for
a long time, this is the first LP that has
had one of their songs reach the charts
('Don't Fall On Me').
If you are tired of going through your
records and finding nothing to sit back
and relax to, then give this album a try.
It's mellow without being boring (that one
little catch we're all afraid ol when we
hear that an atbum isn't loud and fast).

Although R.E.M.'s style is basically
low key, they have managed a couple of
surprises for us.
'Underneath The
Bunker' is done tango style, complete
with Spanish guitars and maracas. And
whatever you do, don't be fooled by the
beginning of 'I Believe'. When the song
Starts, it's as country and western as
'Hee Haw'. But this is only for the first
few chords-all of the sudden, the band
completely changes direction and goes
back to their original progressive rock
style.
With a wide range of instruments to
work
and
experiment
with,
and
impressive
vocals
and
harmonies.
R.E.M. has made 'Life's Rich Pageant' a
rich album indeed!
Cuts from 'Life's Rich Pageant' can be
heard on WLHC 90.3, LHU's Music
Authority.

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Psychedelic Furs, haunted the audience
with their playing.
The concert ended with three encores.
Their most widely known song. 'Pretty in
Pink,' ctosed the evening.

East

Stroudsburg-ESU

graduate Scott BenoH has become a hot
item in the modeling workl. Now in high
demand, Benoit was initially turned down
by the Ford and Zoli agencies.
After
these rejections, Benoit decided he
should look for work in Europe.
While there, Scott did ads for
designers
Enrico Coveri.
Gianni
Versace, and Andrew Marc.
The ads
appeared in GQ (Gentleman's Quarterly)
and M magazine. Benoit has also worked
with Richard Avedon. one of America's
top fashion photographers.
Benoit
has
been
remarkably
successful (he can make $1500 for a one
hour photo session) and will this week
begin a photo session in Tokyo. Japan.

Complied
Glinowiecici

by

Luanne
iVIodei Scott Benott, graduate of ESU

ROTC Cadets hit the dirt
By Alan statham
ROTC Reporter
The ROTC 'Eagle' Company took to
the air and hit the dirt during their weekly
lab exercises.
Tuesday,
the general
military
students (MSIs and MS2s) participated
in Helicopter Orientation. This consists
of getting to know maintenance and
safety requirements of the helicopter.
The lab culminated with flights for the
cadets.
The exercises were to provide
the cadets with an understanding of
helicopter operations, such as transport,
air mobile, and air assault actk>ns.
Thursday, the MS3s were taught bask:
soldiering skills. The training covered
such tasks as camouflage, and
buddy

rushes.
Also, the ever-popular high crawl and
k)w crawl drills, in which cadets hurriedly
crawl from one obstacle to another while
attempting to stay out of an opponent's
fiekt of fire, were performed.
These drills were made particularly
realistic due to the downpour Thursday,
causing the she to become extremely
muddy.
During these drills, the cadets had to
put their faces in the dirt, as they
navigated a course of going over, under,
and around various obstacles.
All ol the training
the MS3s receive
this year, is preparing them for Advance
Camp at Fort Bragg this summer.
The
training
is
organized
and
conducted by the MS4s who went
through the camp this past summer.

Christian musicians delight audience with comedy and song
By Maureen Campbell
Staffreporter

.

The contemporary Christian Rock
Group Christian Stevens, played to an
energetic and appreciative crowd last
Monday in Sloan Theater.
The three-member band, which is
originally from Philadelphia, played to a
packed audience of area residents and
LHU students.
The members, Bob and Joni Miller and
friend Rib Snow, proved to be very
entertaining.
Although
many
who
attended,
commented that the group was good,
several seemed to be at the concert out
of curiosity.

"I've heard of them, but I've never
heard
them,' said Gail Hiestand, a
sophomore.
The talented musicians played some
very catchy music and several of their
tunes, according to at least one member
of the audience, 'were real rocking
numbers!'
Whether or not those who attended the
concert were there out of curiosity or to
enjoy the music, everyone
in attendance
certainly seemed to have a good time.
In addition to the music, there was a
great amount of humor, as
the
performers were comically as well as
musically talented.
Snow won over the audience with his

'storytime' segment.
During this portion
oi the show. Snow told the audience
about his favorite element of college life
~ the toilets!
Snow then proceeded to tell many
funny stories about the perils of using a
college restroom.
The group also read various teachings
of the Bible to the crowd, during the
course of Ihe show.
Their messages were well received,
and their sincere desire to share a part of
their lives with the audience shone
through.
Tee-shirts, records, and cassettes of
the group's musk were sold in the lobby
during tha show.

Bob and Joni IMIller

6 Eagle Eye Friday. Odober 17.1986

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Scranton flies high over Bald Eagle booters 3-2
By Bill Hunter
Co-Sports Editor

Action was fast-paced at Tuesday's home soccer game against
the University of Scranton. Scranton, ranked #1 in Division 3,
defeated the Haven by the slim margin of 3-2.

Boxing club connpeteson Wiiliamsport card
Ten members of the nationally ranked
LHU boxing team competed in the
nine-bout Bethune Douglas Amateur
Boxing Show on Saturday. October 11 in
Williamsport.
According to Coach Ken Cox. the Bald
Eagles looked very good in this
pre-season event. 'We still have a lot of
gym work ahead of us.' Cox added, *but
we are progressing real well.*
In the first co-feature of the evening,
LHU's Eric Gravely (180 lbs.) raised his
record to 2-1 with a split decision over
Williamsport Area Community College's
James Lee.
The other co-feature, the Eagle's Brad
Klein (139 lbs.) defeated Ray Ocaisio of
Lehigh CCC when the referee stopped
the bout (RSC) with seven seconds left in
the second round. The win upped Klein's
record to 4-2.
Both Gravely and Rob Archie (119) are
scheduled to compete in the *Salute to

Champions* at the famed Downtown
Athletic Club in Manhattan on November
24.
The Bald Eagles will host the 9th
annual LHU Collegiate Invitational at
Thomas Field House on Saturday.
December 6. Cox is planing to enter
10-12 boxers.
Here are Saturday's results:
Collegiate Bouts
139- Brad Klein. LHU, RSC-2nd. rnd.
over Ray Ocaisio, Lehigh. 1:53
1 8 0 - Eric Gravely, LHU, decisioned
James Lee, WACC, 2-1
Collegiate All Comers
13 2- Tim Wagner, LHU, decisioned
Rob Archie, LHU. 2-1
139- Keno Saavedra, LHU. decisioned
Brant Edelburn, LHU, 3-0
147- Joe Ferrari , LHU, RSC- 1st. rnd.
over Jackie Smith, LHU, 1:30
190- Renny Dowdell. LHU. RSC- 3rd.
rnd. over Joe Salluzzo. LHU. 1:48

In a soccer game that could be labeled
the 'mudbowl,' the University of
Scranton Royals showed why they are
ranked #1 in the nation (Division III).
The floyais. who are now 16-0. only
trailed the Bald Eagles once during their
3-2 victory Tuesday.
Scranton Head Coach Steve Klingman
said, "That was one of the best action
games I've ever seen.
Our forwards
were quicker, and this gave us the
advantage.'
It looked as if the game would be just
another Lock Haven win as they started
off the scoring at the 41:54 mark.
The goal, coming on a spectacular
header by forward Roy Mehl, was
assisted on a cross from Steve Paguia.
At the 30:14 minute mark of the first
half, Scranton came close be hitting the
post with a shot, but was unable to score
in the first half.
Controversy arose eariy in the second
hall as a shot by the Royals' Greg Marron
was saved by Haven goalie Warren
Westcoat, but was called a goal. After a
ten minute discussion between referees,
they decided the ball had crossed the
goal line by just an inch and should be
ruled a goal.

The scoreboard now read 1-1.
With just 18:34 remaining in the game,
Scranton forward Jeff Arestivo outran
the Bald Eagle defenders and scored on
a breakaway.
LHU Head Coach Lenny Long said,
'They scored after we did because we
sat back on our lead.'
The Haven, with a never say die
attitude, scored the tying goal with only
8:00 remaining in the match.
Paguia, capitalizing on a ball that was
missed by two Royals defenders, blasted
it over the head of goalie Kevin Ferrari.
The score stood at 2-2 until 1:51 left in
the game.
In an attempt to pass -upfield, LHU's
Phil Stephenson had the ball deflected
by Scranton lorward Arestivo, who
netted the bail in for the game winner.
The Haven's record now stands at
8-2-3.
Long said, 'We have to rebound after
this loss. We are 1-0 in the conference
and we have to win it.'
LHU took 16 shots and ten corner
kicks at the Scranton net. The Royals
took seven shots and three corners.
Ferrari registered six saves and
Westcoat had two.
The Haven winds up their three game
home stand Saturday against Randolph
Macon. Kkkoff time is at 1 p.m.

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By Bill Hunter
Co-Sports Editor
In front of a jam packed crowd, the
Bald Eagle basketball team opened their
season in royal style.
While the band played and the
cheerleaders psyched up the crowd, the
team took the court following the
countdown to the season.
The midnight exhibition started with an
introduction of players and an impressive
dunk-a-thon.
This was followed by
passing and shooting warm-ups.
The evening concluded at 12:30 with a
scrimmage between LHU players.
When asked what she thought of the
event, LHU student Traci Smith said. 'It
got everyone psyched up. We all had a
good time.'
The Bald Eagles will hope to improve
on their 15-12 record last season.

I
The "House of Noise" during
"Midnight Hoops" last Tuesday night

Lady Eagles stalemated by Villanova 1-1 on Tuesday
By Joselle Mellto
Sports Reporter
The Lock Haven University Women's
field hockey team battled to a 1-1 tie
against the Wildcats of
Villanova
University on Tuesday.
Ginny Neiss scored the only goal for
the Lady Eagles off of a free hit by Missy
Cannan at two and a half minutes into the
first haff.

According to Head Coach Sharon
Taylor, there was a mix up on the shot.
Carman, who took the free hit, gave
Neiss a short pass, who in return took a
hard shot. Villanova's goal keeper
thought that Neiss's shot was a free hit
and yelled 'Let it got*. She stepped aside
and let it go in.
Villanova outshot the Haven 27-22.
Lori Sannella had 21 saves for the Lady

Eagles while Villanova's goalie had 12.
Taylor said, *We played well enough to
be in the game, but we didn't convert a k>t
of opportunities that we had. We just
weren't sharp enough.*
According to Taylor, Kim Hasson,
Laurie Cartwright and Heidi Firth alt
played very well. Hasson had two
defensive saves for the Haven.
The Lady Eagtes will host West

Chester University on Thursday, October
23 at 2:30 p.m. Both a varsity and a
junior varsity game wilt be played.
*This game is going to be a big one lor
us. Our loss to Rutgers and our tie to
Villanova realty hurt us,* said Taytor.
*We almost have to win this game. Alt
season we have been back and forth with
West Chester as iar as rankings are
concerned.*

Friday, October 17,1986 Eagle Eye 7

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"Lefty Field" would be so appropriate
By Joe Krause
sports Columnlat

The ultimate honor in *The Grand Okl
Game* of baseball is not the retirement of
your game jersey. Nor is it the selection
into the valued memoirs of America's
treasure, the Baseball Hall of Fame in
Cooperstown.
It is, rather strangely, to have your
name inscribed across the entrance way
of your old stomping grounds, the
baseball diamond. A place where you
once thought cheers, taughter. boos and
tears to so many strangers. The
strangers, are the same peopte you
thought of as your friends.
It is an honor that is so prestigious, so
valued and so desenred, that only those
rare few individuals are so worthy of such
a dignified accomplishment.
By far. Lock Haven's very own Horace
*Lefty* Lovelace is the logical and most
deserving choice.
His tenure here at LHU has been a
short
but
sweet;
lasting
but
unforgettable four seasons as the
assistant baseball coach.
For those of you who doni know him.
consider yourself part of the deprived
majority.
For the fortunate few, consider
yourself extremely blessed. Lovelace is
a remarkable, remarkable man.
At 66 years young, *Lefty* has been
either playing or coaching organized
baseball for the last half century, tt

"Lefty" In a Tiger uniform
pitched for the Alabama
Squad In 1947.
certainly would be safe to assume Ihat
Lovelace was born with a mitt in his hand
~ a cap on his head.
His baseball days can even be traced
further back into history prior to
participating in organized play. His
career actually began during the old

sandlot
days, when baseball was
baseball; the old lashioned way.
No doubt about it. he came up during
the *Golden Age* of the game. Baseball
used to be a t>reeding ground for raw
talent and stiff competition. It has now
reached the revolutionized era. where
electronic scoreboards and exploding
pre-game fireworks are an everyday
commodity.
Times were certainty a lot tougher
than the present. Lovelace can attest to
that.

Growing
Leagues

Up

In

Tlte

He was a marvel who once recorded 45
vkstories in a two year span, led the
league in hitting (numerous times),
walks, doubles and being on base the
most times. At the age of 46, he ted the
league in stolen bases, and ran off the
field during every change of inning.
Yes, 'Lefty* was a remarkable,
remarkable man.

Big

Lovelace began his career as a
catcher. Because of a twist of fate, he
ironically became the man in the
spotlight; the starting pitcher.
The story goes as follows:
While catching during a game, the
mask he was wearing was accidentally
run over by a coal truck. So, the folbwing
inning, Lovelace proceeded to ptay
without the use of the mask.
On the first pitch, a foul tip smacked
him directly on the forehead. The result
was a severe gash and a stream of
blood. Nevertheless, he finished the
game.
It was, however, the end of his
catching days and the beginning of his
illustrious career.
He was so good in high school that he
pitched every game during his senior
year at Hughesville (1938-39). He then
signed on with Montgomery, a semi-pro
team, which competed in the now defunct
West Branch League. They called him
*Mr. Amazing' and rightly so.
He then ventured into the service,
where he sen/ed four years in the Navy.
Don't worry, nothing could stop this
guy from doing what he does best, play
baseball, tn fact, it was during the
service that he first gained the national
recognition that he desenred.
tn Guam, he was caught up in a
classic
confrontation
with
Johnny
'Double-No-Hit'
Vandemeer
of
the
Cincinnati Reds (the only pitcher ever in
the history of the game to record
back-to-back
no-hitters).
Lovelace
calmly collected the victory. In fact, that
year, he recorded 22 victories in 27
starts.
In 1946, the promising righty, yes
righty, was signed by the Washington
Senators. His name was where it finally
belonged - up in the lights next to the
greats such as Rae Scart>orough, Emit
Leonard and Jim Vernon.
For some strange reason, Lovelace
was destined to perform his magic in the
West Branch League.
In 1947, he signed on with the Detroit
Tigers, who sent him to Alabama. Due to
financial reasons, he was forced to
return to semi-pro bait.
Determined, Lovelace began playing in
the twilight of his career. He enshrined
himself into the West Branch Hall of
Fame (if there was one) by his relentless
ptay on the
Iield. He earned the
honorable nickname *The Stan Musial oi
the .VVest Branch League.*

"Lovelace's stance and swing
were an exact duplicate of
Stan Muslair

and the same charismatk: fook in his eye
that can only be found in the true
superstars of our past.
He wilt also tell you how his move to
Lock Haven may have been the worst
feeling he ever experienced. In 1966, he
was out of the game.
For tha first time in
his career. Lovelace was rtot coaching,
playing, or contributing. He was hurting
deep down inside.
So he began umpiring in the tittle
league. It was not exactly big time stuff,
but at least he was dose to the game.
Former LHU Pitcher, Bill Nocera
admirably called 'Lefty* his *second
father.' A man. Nocera said, who was put
on this earth to become a legend.
That statement is so valkl. His past
and present career definitely qualify Mm
as a legend. There's no other word to
describe this extraordinary human being.
For all of you connoisseurs of destiny,
it certainly would be nice if you taka the
iniative and start a campaign to change
the name of Woolrk:h Field to 'Lefty
Field.'
ft would be so appropriate. I couMnI
think of a more deserving, more dignified
person, worthy of such an honor.

Reflections
of tlie past
To sit down and talk baseball with the
man is almost like talking to its creator,
or so it seems. He has such a good
baseball mind, a *Naturat' to tha game.
Arguably so, Lovelace is meant for
baseball just tike baseball is meant for
Lovelace. The two are interchangeable.
It couldn't be any other way.
He will sit down any time of the day and
tell you about his days, his encounters,
his fortunes and misfortunes that he has
experienced. He will tell you about Stan
Musial and how he watched, adored, and
copied everything about his idol. Yes, H's
no wonder then that Lovelace had the
same batting stance, the same swing

Women's soccer club striving to
make themselves known
By Bill Hunter
Co-Sports Editor
Although the men's soccer team gets
all the publicity. Lock Haven University's
women's soccer club also deserves
attention.
The Lady Eagles soccer dub. with a
season record of 0-1, is coached by A J .
Gehr and Matt Stash.
The soccer club, not a recognized
varsity team, is forced to play other
university varsity teams in order to get a
match.
This, however, puts them in at a
disadvantage because they are playing
against teams that recruit and offer
scholarships to their players.
Haven players include:
Sue Baird.

Wendy Hartman. Donna Spengel, .Qait
Simon, Michelle Schneider, Mary Fisher,
Regina Vetack.
Kim Roche, Terri
Glackin. Nikki Swick. Dahel Griswold,
Stephanie Secord. Drue Zaharis, Marie
Hrusoff, Doreen Vigliotto. Joan Wittig,
Vicki Haber, Joanne Gabriele, Lisa
Hackette and Deb Ferlitto.
The dub had a 2-3-2 record during the
'85 season.
According to goalkeeper
Baird. 'We
got a lot of talented freshman this year.
We have improved a lot over last year.'
The Lady Eagles play Alfred Tech at
10:00 Saturday and I.U.P. at 3 p.m. on
Sunday. Both contests are at home.
Anyone interested in joining the teain
is asked to get in touch with Sue Baird at
the games this weekend.

8 Eagle Eya Friday, October 17,1986

Great Pumpkin invades Bentley dining hall...

Guess the correct weight and
you could win a trip to
Atlantic City
By Daniel J . Serafin
StaffReporter
Custom Management Corporation witl
be sending the
two winners of 'the
guess the weight of the pumpkin'
contest to Atlantic City on Sunday,
October 26 and Monday, October 27.
The total cost of the trip will be $146,
and witl include transportation, (via
Susquehanna
Transit),
hotel
accommodations, and $10 a day for
casino rebates.
A student might say, 'Wait a minute,
that $146 might be enough to have a
steak night in Bentley,' but this is
incorrect according lo
John Wilt,
Director of Custom Management.
'The contests that are being held in no
way influence what goes on the plate of
the people who eat in Bentley,' said Wilt.
He continued by saying ttiat the funds

used to make the contests possible are
allocated by the Custom Management
Corporation Budget at the beginning of
each term.'
Wilt said other goats of the cpntests
are to put some excitement into coming
to Bentley every day, and to cut down on
the constant venting of displeasure
about the food.
He also said that the contests will run
about one every month.
The
next
function
will
be
a
German-International Style Dinner on
October 27, with a one-man band as the
featured performer, added Wilt.
He is scheduled to speak in Sloan
Theatre on October 27 for anyone who
has any questions or gripes about food
services.
Witt concluded by saying, 'We care
about quality, and we aren't secretive
about anything having to do with Bentley
Hall.*

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