-^^^^-y COLLEGE TIMES FRESHMAN j DANCE State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Pa. No. 8. TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1938 Vo}. 15 Rushing Season Closes Montague Heads New S. Council Sororities Entertain Pledges at Colorful Parties; Alumnae and Patronesses Guests Former Class President and Prominent Student Wins Over Three Rivals TENSION RELAXES MONTAGUE COMMENTS Tri-Sigma Holds Immigration Party; PKS Goes Hollywood; AST Canines Carouse Student Cooperative CouncU Will Assume New Duties Soon The results of the long-waited election, held Feb. 26, by the Student Cooperative Council of Lock Haven State Teachers College, reveal Walter Montague as the first president. According to the constitution of the council, Mr. Montague will assume the duties of president immediately. In an interview the newly elected president made the following statements: "I take this opporiation for the honor of being eltunity of expressing my appreceeted the president of The Student Cooperative Council of the Lock Haven State Teacchers College. I intend to follow the policies expressed in our constitution as accepted by the student body. Dr. John G. Flowers, President of College, and Many State, and Local I think that everyone should Notables Address Large Audience take this opportunity Dr. Flowers has given us and work together_ The ground breaking ceremonies not as opponents, and have one of o f Teachers College $525,000 the best democratic cooperative, building program was held Monday councils of student bodies. February 14, with several hundred visitors attending. Dr. John G. We will, as the governing board,, elect the remaining officei's of the Flowers, President of the College, cooperative council and begin delivered the welcoming address; immediately as one, organized he stressed the richer program of group working for the benefit of training for young men and woThree Day Trip; Representatives men in the profession of teaching. ' Noted Concert Artists Scheduled every individual. Crowley, Ponuchalek, Seltzer, The program which was divided j To Conclude Successful Year I also will appoint necessary comin College Prograni, Mar. 8 into two parts, consisted of the Weakland; Mar. 10, 11, 12 mittees promptly to investigate Chapel program in which the guest the needs of our student body and Four delegates will represent our speakei-s followed the opening key- I The Zimmer Harp Trio to ap- faculty, following the principle of (Continued on page 4) college at the Fourteenth Annual \ note as stressed by Dr. Flowers. \ pear March 8 will be the flnal numConvention of the Columbia Schol- ; Under the direction of Mr. Leh- j ber in the years' musical features astic Press Association at New j man. head of the College Music of professionals. After a successful Novelty Program ia Planned for York City, March 10, 11, 12. The' Department, the audience sang year of a series of Artists Courses, April Fool Day Youngsters; delegates are: Ruth Crowley, sen- j "America". This was followed by a grand finale appears. All Must Wear Green The ensemble consists of Nellie ior, Jane Seltzer and Joseph Pon- j the invocation by Dr. J. E. A. uchalek, juniors, a n d Deronda j Bucke, D. D., pastor of the Meth- Zimmer, Solo harpist, Louise HarA novelty party is being planned Weakland, sophomore. Mr. and ; odist Episcopal Church. ; ris, harpist, Gladys Crockf ord, by the freshmen for March 11. The Mrs. Richard T. Parsons will acharpist, and Philip Dunbou, bariDr. J. E. Sweeny, of St. Mary's, : tone. theme of St. Patrick's Day will be company the group, carried out in the decorations and The Columbia University Thea- speaking on behalf of the College As quoting from acclamation of refreshments. Everyone must wear tre Bureau offers reduced rates for Board of Trustees, indicated their I New York, Chicago and other met- j£ a c h Club on the Campus Requested to B e Responsible for Some some article that is green in order theatres, concerts, and the opera. satisfaction in this final step of ropolitan centers: "The Zimmer A c t in Unique Program long needed improvements, which to be admitted. (Continued on page 5) (Continued on page 5) have been made possible by the Music will be furnished by Eddie j According to the annual caleni efforts of Governor Geovge H. Schadt's orchestra, featuring Bill Dean of Women Honored Earle, in public education. Patterson at Conference dars, Friday, April 1, is April Masterson, soloist. Smith Harvey, introduced by Dr. The publicity committee consists Miss Genevieve Poole, Dean of Mr. A. D. Patterson, Director of Fool's Day. However, according to of Dorothy Sheasly, chairman, Women, was informed this week Flowers as representing the stu- Teacher Training, attended the the school calendar it is Stunt Nite Eugene McCramer and Charles that she has been appointed to dent body of the College, spoke of twentieth annual convention of the a t L. H. S. T. C. This isn't any Norlund. serve en the Organization Com- the advantages for students that Progressive Education Association, joke either, because the Times Dene Hocker is heading the re- mittee for the Pennsylvania State this program of enrichment would February 23-26, at Hotel Pennsyl- Staff has set aside this date for the freshment committee which includ- Association of Deans of Women. provide. He expressed the enthus- vania, New York City. The first display of the dramatic abilities of es Mary Eleanor Lovett, Frances I h i s work will include the form- iastic appreciation of the students two days were spent in a planned the various campus organizations. ing of county and district organi- for the advantages this new pro- visitation of schools in the New Invitation.=^ are being sent to all Merrill, and Phyllis Stewart. Robert Slenker is in charge of zations of the Deans, and includes gram will bring to them. York area. the clubs asking- them to be respondecorations, with Thomas Ramsey, the central section of the Deans, Mr. Patterson gave a report on sible for one act on the program. Mayor George B. Stevenson, Katherine Frey, Robert Bowes, and includes the central section of speaking for the people of Lock a chapter in the new forthcoming The success of the nite depends Freda Cromer, and Ralph Link as the Pennsylvania State Education Haven, expressed the thought that yearbook for the Supervisors of upon the whole-hearted cooperaAssociation. aides. this building program creates a Student Teaching—a department tion of all clubs, and the good atTickets, which are flfty cents per Miss Poole attended the con- closer feeling between the city and of the National Education Asso- temlance of all non-participants. couple or thirty-five cents apiece, ferences of the American Associa- the college. ciation, of which Dr. Flowers has The judges will be Miss Sarah can be bought from Pat Marshall, tion of Pei-sonnel, the National AsThe State Legislature which had been the Secretary-Treasurer for Beck, of the local high school. Miss Roger Beckford, Helen Becken- sociation of Deans of Women, and created the State Authority making the past few years. The chapter Rebecca Gross, of the Lock Haven baugh, Bette Meyers, Jane Shull the National Education Associa- the building program possible was is entitled, "The Teacher and theExpress, and Mr. Malcolm Hudson, and Charles Figgles. tion at Atlantic City February 23. Curriculum." of our own college. (Continued on page 5) Rushing season formally drew to a close for the three local sororities Monday with the acceptance of bids. The three weeks of rushing parties ended Saturday night at the Clinton Country Club, which was temporarily turned into Ellis Island for Sigma Sigma Sigma's Immigration Party. Before embarking, the "immigrants" were photographed for their passports. Statue-of-Liberty Madge Trambley greeted the guests on their an-iv,il. The fifteen rushees donned peasant aprons and scarfs and were conducted through an international receiving line into a "Streets of the World" Dining Hall. The menu was composed of foreign dishes. Tiny international dolls, cosmopolitan menu cards with hand-sketched scenes from foreign countries, and maniature bon-voyage gifts marked the places for each rushee at the colorful supper tables. After-dinner entertainment conContinued on page 2 Ground Breahiny Cerewnonies ot Colleye Muildiny Proyram Attract Several Hundred Delegates Chosen For Columbia U. Press Conference Zimmer Harp Trio in G r a n d Finale of Artists Course Wearing of Green Will Mark Frosh St. Patrick Dance College Stunt Nite Planned by Times to be Held April 1 >tun^Readg for Stunt Night April 1 THE COLLEGE TIMES COLLEGE TIMES The Collegre Times ia published at the Lock Haven State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna., by the Editorial Board of the College Times. Literary Diary THE ROMANCE OF LEONARDO DA VINCI The Romance of Leonardo da Vinci is one of the world's best historical novels which was translated from a Russian masterpiece. Leonardo da Vinci was regarded by his contemporaries as a very religious man, an atheist, or even in anti-Christ. After reading the ^tory of his life one sees a much different phase of his life in words such as these, "All that is beautiful dies in man, but not in art." Leonardo was ambidextrous, accounts disclose; with his left hand he drew his wonderful painting .md with his right he painted. In his old age after his first paraly'it ;lroke he attempted to do both .vith his right hand, thus showing his determination not to be conquered by ill health. Even until the end did he paint. Twenty years he labored to paint "The Last Supper." Even his old masterpiece, "Mona Lisa'' required five years to complete. It is quite unusual to note that he portrayed his personality m the painting of Mona Lisa." Her smile really was his so Dmitri Merykouski tells us. She, through her association with him, learned his smile. Da Vinci loved her deeply. In fact, she was his only love, so the author tells us. After reading this book one feels as though he had added another great friend to his collection of artists. Try Your Skill at Campus Chatter The men's meeting called by Parsons on Monday evening These Questions ''^r. wasn't attended very enthusias- There are twelve questions. Give tically by some members of the yourself a score of one for every dormitory. The results were an accorrect answer. A score of 10 is ual surprise to the bottle-rollers excellent; 9, good; 8, fair; and 7, =ind post-midnight socialites. Expecting more drastic propositions failure: EDITORIAL BOARD han were attempted, several at1. Which member of our fac- •ended the meeting with readyEditor-in-Chief—Charles A. Norlund ulty possesses "Phyllis?" packed valises. Caroline Brown Jane Seltzer 2. Which professor relates time Alice Fredericks Ruth Simon In conversation with a timid ;md again the story of the strapJoseph Ponuchalek ping football hero who eventually fieshman Mr. Duckett was overheard deflning love. "Love," says lecame a good teacher? Managing Editor Ruth Crowley 3. Who breaks the college he, "is our inner foolishness exnressed by outer emotions." As a hairs? News Editor De Ronda Weakland 4. Which professor takes the ip to the ladies Arthur added, "If Women's Editor : Alice Fredericks greatest amount of physical exer- he girls would paint their lips the Literary Editors Ruth Simon, Loreta Petrucci ise in a college class? (Think jolor of their eyes they'd look like Make-up FIditor Jane Seltzer something." lack to your Freshman year.) Sports Editor Joe Sarafinski Quotes: 5. "Because why," "Name Business and Advertising Manager Clyde Huston What is education, Bailey? hree," and "Give an example," Bailey: "Don't know, we were Circulation Manager Helen Myers belong to whom? never introduced. Editorial Thomas Ramsey 6. Who frequently informs the I wish Doris Winand would Reporters and Feature Writers—Jean Dykens, Agnes Greene, Mary dormitory girls that they're all wear glasses, because her eyes do Hand, Paul Frantz, Catherine Roeckel, Marguerite Wiedhahn, members of one big happy family? things to me.—Lyle Miller. Charles Slonaker 7. Who possesses a Bostonian What class do you like the best? Make-up Dorothy Sheasley, Loreta Petrucci, Vivian Mark accent, and incidentally, can tell Brantner: The 8:30; I'm still ^n ^bout "autho' cahds, title cahds deeping then. Typists—Dorothy Gaudiose, Helen Myers, Catherine Roeckel. De r^^^ bibliography?" Demosthenes had his pebble; the Ronda Weakland 8. Which teacher carries an speech classes have their chewing Advertising Solicitors Oliver Kling, De Ronda Weakland alarm clock to classes, so that the gum. Copy Reading Caroline Brown students may be excused on time? Rumor has it that Kolivosky is writing a book. Someone says it 9. "Now, in ma state," with a Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Southern accent, is a characteristic will be called "How to Win A's Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1923. and Influence Teachers." expression of whom? Entered as Second Class matter November 6, 1928, at the Post This actually happened: A 10. Who interests us with her Office at Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879. freshman came to Miss Brong with literature on infant care? 11. Which professor has official- an excuse for , , a , cut, the, other ,day. ly announced his intention of vis- ^1'!^^®^"!^,^''.'^.''.'I'"''''™ ^^°^^ TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1938 iting Europe this summer? (Par- an uncle who flied lately. Since he Rushing Season was a very devout man, the serlez-vous francais?) 12. Which member of our fac- mon went On at some length; the (Continued from first page) Times Solicits Opinions sisted of a floor show featuring ulty posseses a very large vocabu- freshman was so afraid of seemFlorence Duke in a French Ballet, lary. and is always thinking of a ing disrespectful that he stayed At the recent Times Staff banquet, we decided to re- Peggy Stouck in a Hungarian Ra- word for the students to supply? for all of it. A full view photograph of Dr. org-anize both the staff and the paper. We are determined cocsy, five young Apache dancers Peggy's dancing class, and Danc- When I am dead, I would not wish Rude, arrayed in a fullback's uniin our wish to make the College Times a vital part of this ing Dan, a colored tap-dancer. form, reposes modestfy in full to lie college, and not merely a reprinting of stale news. We have Among the more unique of the Dark-chambered under e a r t,h view along with other toothsome articles, in the book room. My, my, adopted several new features, in order to brighten up the international games which follow- where chilling cold ed were a rice-eating contest with Would press me close, and damp- what is this younger generation paper: Test Your Knowledge—College Caricatures—Chat- chop-sticks for the rushees and an ness seeping by coming to? Barnett Underwood: "Hubert ter. News which we shall print from now on shall be timely, African nigger-baby hunt. Would pass across me, turning Scott is a pretty good baseball flesh to mold; interesting, and vital. Only those comments which are con- The evening ended with the im gathered about the fire-! And creeping worms would bore pitcher; I was talking to him." structive and pertinent shall appear in the editorial column. migrants Even the shamrocks are truckplace, honoring their various} and pry Here our work ends; yours begins. Within the prison dark of my cof- ing in their graves: the Freshmen's home-lands with song. St. Patrick dance is ready to No paper can succeed without the interest of its readers. Miss Catherine E. Geary, faculty fin. swing. adviser of Tri-Sigma, and Mrs. I As the staff of a paper, we are open to criticism; as a matter Fred McEntire and Mrs. Curtis { When I am dead, let my body be David Livingstone was confined of fact, we invite it. We should be glad to consider any help- Lauer, patronesses, were guests. Up-given to leaping flames t h a t ' *" the infirmary, suffering from exquisite pain. Nurse Miller atful suggestions from interested students. Write your com- Alumnae present were Gretchen dance and spire; Dickey, Dorothy Hamburger and Within a whirl of light envelop me. tended his wants. ments in the form of an impersonal letter to the editor. If Margaret Harmon O'Reilly. We have received innumerable And in a flash of lovely, liquid requests from fruit companies for it is timely and of value to the college, it will be printed. The first Tri-Sigma rush party, fire fifty good apple polishers. All However, may we make this statement here: that all letters on February 16, was in the form Give one last, breathless moment apple-cants see editor. I of a progressive dinner. Mrs. Cur- of joy, submitted will be printed at our discretion; and that we shall tis Lauer, patroness, served the Who was seen getting off the B. LAUDERBACH Maryland bus!!! not print any material which tends to bear personal grudge. first course at her home on West Main St. From there the group It is the policy of this paper to be constructive in its purpose, went to Jane Mervine's home for "Gay N i n e t i e s . " Prize-winners musical place cards and a minianot destructive. So let us hear from you. the main course of the dinner, were Helen Louise Stine, Dene, ture animal band.t lAfter-dinnler where they were given corsages of Hocker, Katherine Frey, Bette i coflfee was served in the lounge rosebuds. The rushees also receiv- Myers, Dorothy Heller and "Mary where the girls also enjoyed singed favors of monogrammed sta- Jane McKeever. Alumnae present ing and musical games. Special were: Naomi Wentz, Madeline guests were: Miss Jessie Scott tionei-y. Hettler, Rose Marino, Helen MyFor Students Only The party ended at Mrs. Fred ers, Genevieve Frey, Kathrine Cap- Himes, Mrs. R. Stewart MacDouE. McEntire's, also a patroness of rio, Mary Simon and Mrs. W. Max gall and Miss Edna E. Bottorf. Chapel is dead—and thereby hangs a tale. the sorority. Guests were Miss Bossert, patroness. Answers Soon after school began last fall, the men and women of Genevieve Poole, Miss Catherine A canine party was the first of 1. Thomas JeflTerson and John E. Geary, and Gretchen Dickey, the two rushing parties given by the college considered the subject of chapel attendance at the Mary Louise Markle, and Louise Adams (July 4, 1826). the Alpha Sigma Tau sorority. It 2. Longfellow. suggestion of Dr. Flowers, who had made it voluntary. Both McEntire, alumnae. , was h-eld Saturday, February 21. 3. Heart disease and cancer. groups gave their approval and pledges of support. The fol- Pi Kappa Sigma held its first As the guests entered the art room 4. Baptist (10,191,697). rushing party of the season on they found it miraculously conlowing suggestions were made at the women's meeting: stu- Wednesday, February 9, at the 5. In the 8th round. verted into a dog farm with its dent participation; more sing-ing; short meetings, and more home of Ruth- Eleanor Bower. The various kennels. In keeping with 6. From Russia; $7,200,000. 7. Mt. McKinley, Alaska. theme of the party was Hollywood, the environment each one acquired inspiration rather than "religiousness" in the service. 8. Lincoln, Garfield, and Mcand games and favors were in ears and collar and trotted off to It must be disheartening for those who prepare pro- keeping with this motif. A buffet Kinley. her respective home for the evengrams to find that only the usual handful is present when luncheon was served. Winners of ing. Special features were a dog 9. 24 carat is pure gold. 10 . 27 Vi days. speakers arrive prepared to address a college assembly. prizes were Helen Louise Stine, show and kennel competition. Blue But to go deeper into the situation: people fail to attend Dorothy Heller and Charlotte Fig- ribbon dogs included Ohlms and 1 1 . Charles Dickens. Philip Sousa. chapel because it is not made attractive enough for them to gles. Guests at the party were Miss Fraurdhauffer. Not dog biscuits, 1123 .. John Greenleaf. g-o. Yet the first chapel service which carried out the above Virginia Albright, Mrs. Scott Mc- but Scotty brick ice cream, cook- 14 . Ralph Victoria (63 years). Lain, alumnae, Miss Poole, dean ies, candy and nuts constituted the student suggestions received much favorable comment and 1 5 . Liberia. of women, and Mrs. W. Max Bos- evening meal. Plutos and bookenjoyed a remarkable attendance. The solution then, seems sert, patroness of the sorority. marks were favors. Among the to be in continuing chapel as students want to have it; and ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS chairmen In charge most prominent "dogs" were Miss 1. Miss Dixon this means, above all, student participation in all activities of Committee the affair were: Decorations, Edna Bottorf, Mrs. MacDougall, 2. Mr. Coxe of the meeting; why go on inviting speakers when it is cer- Ruth E. Bower; Menu, Martha Miss Alberta Seltzer, Miss Gene3. Mr. Sullivan tain beforehand that they will be given a poor reception ? Jane Rohe; Entertainment, Molly vieve Poole and Helen Kohler, an 4. Mr. Fleming alumnae. Buvinger, and Favors, Olga MoraWe offer the following to the Chapel Committee as a 6. Miss Poole vek. Music was the theme of the seclodel program: 6. Dr. Rude The second rushing party of Pi ond party held at the Dutch Inn Singing Directed by a student! 7. Miss MacDonald Kappa Sigma was held on Satur- February 23. As the guests enter8. Miss Dixon Scripture Reading and Prayer By Students! day, Fezruary 19, at Herlocher's ed the dining room the vice-presi9. Miss Hatcher Singing Led by a student! Restaurant. Favors, decorations, dent presented each with a white 10. Miss Faddis Instrumental Performance By a student! costumes and games were in keep- rose. The tables were attractivfil; ing with the spirit of the party, th^ Adjournment Published semi-monthly during the'school year Subscription rate $..50 per year THE COLLEGE TIMES S CoDgratuUtiois to Lock Haven for Her New Building Program LAURANN BEAUTY SALON Artistic Service of Distinction Service by Appointment Preferred 36 Bellefonte Ave. Lock Haven, Pa. Phone 672 ^ ) CONGRATULATIONS Lock Haven State Teachers College GROSSMAN'S LUBELLE'S 119 E. Main Street SHOP "FOR SMART WOMEN'S APPAREL' Opposite Post Office Musical Instruments Greeting Cards Lending Library C. L. 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CARSON Q. DIETZ ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR "Lock Haven's Oldest and Only Electrical Store" SMITH AND WINTER 'The Best Place to Shop After AU" SUPPLY AND SERVICE STORE 16 Bellefonte Avenue THE CAPRIO BARBER AND BEAUTY SHOP 24 E. Main Street We Congratulate the College Upon the New Building Program CLINTON ICE CREAM CO. COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS OF WIDMANN AND TEAH THE HUB SHADLE'S —TWO STORES— Lock Haven's Largest Clothing Store Lock Haven's Home Appliance, Furniture EVERYTHING for A MAN'S WORDROBE and Radio Center i Main and Vesper Sts. Bellefonte Ave. and Church St. J THE COLLEGE TIMES ''.^7!'')';yg'^iiW(Nyn-ii'*"«.*"-?i.»tiyiy^fT AN OBSERVATION I was but a wormy Freshman at the Elysian State Teachers College. It was a beautiful edifice, located between somewhere and nowhere. As I was a little dilatory concerning my matriculation, I was placed in a stringent course which bore the awe-inspiring title of THE PLACE AND PURPOSE OF ELYSIAN INFLUENCE AMONG THE MUNDANE MASSES (INCLUDING EARTHLY VISITATION). I shall never forget the first morning in that class. I had been told to be there early in order to create a favorable impression, by my first acquaintance. Miss Maudlin. I observed this timely advice, and consequently took my place at the back of the room where I could observe the reactions of the students. It seems to me that I mUst have made a hit, for everyone else came back to sit beside me, leaving the first three rows of chairs vacant. Then entered the genial professor. He was a lad with beaming countenance, somewhere in his sun' THE NEW GYMNASIUM (Architect's Drawing) ny seventies. He literally exuded ~^ —Courtesy Express good nature. He had a way of cocking his head and looking askance at this younger degenera- on top if the teachers college bastion. Then entered the rest of ketball world. The only teams who the class: a few serious, studious can protest their standing have a looking men and a majority of wo- record no better than that of our men. About five of the young wo- college. If a play-off series could men carried huge red apples and be arranged I think Lock Haven A group of 30 persons, includ«mall flannel cloths—refreshments, could take undisputed possession The placement service of the no doubt, and napkins too. Then of the basketball championship as ing patrons and patronesses, col- Lock Haven Teachers College enlege faculty members and students they did the football title last fall. the class was called to order. 1 will meet Sunday afternoon. Mar. joys the reputation of placing a high percentage of its graduates in After a few preliminaries, the Against the Williamsport "Y" 6, at 3.30 o'clock, in the lounge at the teaching field. Last year 77 venerable professor called upon me team, "Mac" Hoffnagle played one the State Teachers College, to disper cent of the graduates were to answer a question. of his best games of the year. He ! cuss plans for a concert course placed. This does not include a "Mr. Norlund," he asked, "Can really looked like the young "Mac" next season at the cocllege. number of people who failed to reyou define Elysia for us?" who used to look baskets for the ! The meeting has been called by port. I reflected considerably. Some South Williamsport High .School [ the college president,, Dr. John G. Mr. MacDougall states that the quick instructive reasoning is in back in the very old days. I Flowers, at whose suggestion the same plan of placement will be order, thought I. So I answered: plan of a community college comfollowed this year that has been "Elysia is where all good teachers Most L.H.S.T.C. basketball fans ! mittee to sponsor the current sea- followed for the past ten or twelve college students go." are just beginning to realize the son course was adopted. years. This plan has been to con"That is wrong, Mr. Norlund," real value that Earl Young is to With members of the committee said the instructor. "Miss Fit, will our team. On defense Earl is fast selling tickets, there were enough tact superintendents and principals you kindly enlighten the class, as and very apt to steal the ball from funds in the treasury to bring the who have been helpful in placing the former pupil has failed to do anyone who ventures too close. Yip-^ra Poys Choir here in Decem- teachers. In constant contact with these authorities together with On olfense Mr. Young can hold his ber as an additional attraction, and school directors in all parts of the 80?" Miss Fit nodded an obsequious own if taken into consideration the there are still sufficient funds to state insures the placement bureau smile. "I think that Elysia is the few shots Earl takes in one game. engage another number for April. immediate knowledge of vacancies. destination of all meticulous transmigrating souls of the pedants of Boxing has become one of the SCHOOL PROGRESSES such various institutions of learn- feature attractions of our college, The Training School Gym Club ing as are designated in the catal- and you can readily understand 1. What two presidents died on ogue of the cosmos." that if you have seen our boys the Fourth of July the same year? under the supervision of Johnny Yokemich, has been making grreat "Very good, you're a smart fight. Every match adds so much 2. Who is the author of "Excel- progress in the sports limelight, experience to our boys and you sior?" girl," praised the instructor. which is basketball at present. The Her words, I thought, why they can notice their improvement if 3. What are the two chief caus- Training School has won four out you follow the fights carefully. It were the very words taken from es of deaths in this country at the of seven games so far this season. the text, verbatim. Evidently con- is this gradual improvement that present time? Tbey defeated Boy Scouts Troop structive thinking was neglected prompts me to say that our team 4. What Protestant denomina- 1 and Troop 2, the Sophomores of for sight-reading in this erudite should be entered in the inter-collegiate championship race this tion has the largest membership in the Senior High School, and the aggregation of brilliants. Junior High School of Lock Haven. The professor asked more ques- year. If records mean anything the United States? The team has scored in the past the authorities have no choice but 5. In what round did Joe Louis four games a total of 157 points tions. Each time the students opento enter our team upon request. knock out James J. Braddock for against their opponents' 58. ed their books (the pages were stiflT, apparently turned for the We have a man in each weight the heavyweight crown in Chicago The team has been made up of first time). Their pudgy forefinger* class who will at least hold his last June? ran hastily down the page—looking own, if not hand out a terrific lac6. FYom what country and for the 8th and 9th grade boys who for the key sentences, which they ing to his opponent. What more what price did the United States didn't have any exercise in basketball at the beginning of the seawould subsequently declare as their qualifications could be required purchase Alaska? son. The team elected Ben Dale as own ideas. Then a strange thing than the fine fighting and sports7. What is the highest summit in the captain and the remaining happened: the girls picked up their manship that has been shown by North America? the Lock Haven boxers? membes have been cooperating huge red apples and began vigor8. What three presidents were with him. Other members of the ously to rub them with the flannel team are: Ralph Shoemaker, Harcloths. Now, I could remember of Personally I think Mr. Bossert assassinated? ry Perry, Harold Rugl, Earl Robb, 9. What carat is pure gold? superstitious negroes stroking a doesn't think that our boys are rabbit's foot for good luck, but ready for such action, but if the 10. How many days does it take Allen Chapman, Selmas Coxe, Fred Dietz, Abraham Pringle, Ken Hoy, never this. Soon all hands were student body and faculty got be- for the sun to turn on its axis? Lee Olsen and Harry Englert. raised with their feminine fingers hind our boxing coach and could 11. What famous English writer waving as daintily as the tendrils make him see what most of us see was known as the Uncommercial of a jelly fish. Yea, thought I, to he would readily agree and file Traveler?" Zimmer Harp Trio be an intelligent student one must Lock Haven's entrance into its 12. Who was the composer of (Continued from page 1) evidently perform strenuous oper- first attempt at an inter-collegiate the march, "El Capitan?" Harp Trio has become known ations on the red apple. So ended boxing championship. 13. Who is the world's pocket throughout the country for its conmy first class at the Elysian State billiard champion? summate artistry and melodically Teachers College. PING PONG ROOM 14. Who was the longest reign- assimilative programmes." The ping-pong room in East ing English ruler? |ftj}H(HiH>0<>»««»«»»0lew Jersey, for tbe past few days. T i THE COLLEGE TIMES tures of the program were double duets on two pianos by Vera Lyons, Ruth Conn, Sylvia Speece, and Ruth Simon. A two-piano selection was also presented by Sylvia Speece and Ruth Conn. at the Renovo High School on On Tuesday, February 22, the Thursday, February 10. A varied program was presented with the club presented a program at the entire glee club participating, and | Blanchard school. also the following soloists, Tom j Conrad, William M a s t e r s o n , i Franklin Courter, Margaret Grif- j Delegates Chosen fith and Dorothy Heller, vocal solo- | (Continued from first page) ists. Vera Lyons, piano soloist, and : The delegates will see, hear, and Harriet Figgles, violin soloist. Ac- | be able to speak to tbe men and companists were Vera Lyons, Syl- women who lead the thought of the via Speece, and Ruth Simon. \ nation through their newspapers On Friday, February 11, thej and magazines, and who contribute Bel Cantos sang at the Lock Ha- largely to the creation of current ven High School in the P. T. A. ' opinion. The list of C. S. P. A. ConChautauqua. Besides the singing, vention speakers is outstanding for of the entire glee club, other fea- j any gathering. Topsy Teaches Bel Cantos Sing W h a t They Did High W h a y Back W h e n Tardy Teachers TheatBel Renovo Canto Chora! Club sang Timely Tips ! ! Delves Carrie Catcliyours i ' ' 7 1 " ; - , ^ ^ Find w He Learns to Return Promptly From His Night Aairing or Get Lashed to the Leash Valuable Data Carrie Catchyours Joe Palooka Bill McCollum Consulting the Central State Jiggs Mr. Parsons "Those of you who might have School catalogue for 1890. Maggie Jean Leplcji Normal 91. I find that there were 108 I'^""t^^Plated staying out late Mr. Bumstead Mr. Lehman ladies enrolled, and 117 so-called ^itl^^ut special leave, take heed," Baby Dumpling Esposito However, the attend- says Topsy, the canine addition to Blondie Dona Wood* gentlemen. ance then was somewhat affected the Flowers household, "for drasMr. Milquetoast . . . . Dr. Vickery by the misfortune which followed tic measures are sure to be taken." Little Oiphan Annie . . Miss Poole the fire. The new building, com- And he knows! Colonel Hoople Mr. Coxe pleted in 1890, furnished room for Last week, the President and his Barney Google . . Sid J u g h e a d " " " ^ . " . : : ; : Mr. Flemhig | ^^'^^ ^^""''^^'1 '"'a'-ding students. wife being away, Topsy was left in Snuffy Mr. Hudson I ^°^ the State Normal School of Miss Bentley's care. About 10.30, Popeye Mr. Sullivan ' Pennsylvania, two courses of study the dog was let out for his usual Wimpy . . . . . . . . . Mike Jusick were prescribed by law: the Ele- evening exercise from which he Olive Oyl Ollie Kling j mentary course, and the Scientific has always returned promptly. That night was tbe exception—he Geovge Bungle . . Arthur Duckett j course. Hairbreadth Harry, Mike Mannion Expenses for the gay nineties neither returned of his own acThe Little King, Whattaman Hauge ] were much more attractive than cord nor heeded the calls of his LOCK HAVEN'S CENTER OF AMUSEMENT Fla.sh Gordon Dr. Rude in this modern age. One could get temporary mistress. Mr., Walk, Miss Poole, and Moltuition here for $1.25 per week Harold Teen Tues,-Wed.—March 1-2 Harold Silvester Shaw and heat-furni.shed room and good lie Buvinger were drafted and I ^^.^^^^ .^ ^^^ .^, ^ ^ ^ progress witz described t h e s t a g i n g of est consequences for t h e t a t e ol I " I d i o t s ' Delight," recently product h e world. Out of t h a t t r e a t y g r e w I ( n o t a success) in a n o t h e r way. ed a t S t a t e College; he suggested t h a t m e n a c e which w e call F a s - It established a L e a g u e of N a t i o n s . several aids for staging. L o r n a cism t o d a y . A well k n o w n s t a t e s - On all other d e m a n d s of the Allies, Zettle discussed p a i n t i n g and the 1 m a n recently said t h a t since peace Pre.sident Wilson gave in; on this m a k i n g of scenery in g e n e r a l . A t FULL COURSE w a s officially concluded in 1919 o n e he r e m a i n e d firm: " T h e r e t h e nieeting of t h e d i r e c t o r s ' forE u r o p e had had very few days j w a s to be a general association of um business details were discussed, i RESTAURANT SERVICE of peace. He w a s more t h a n right. n a t i o n s . ' T h e Allies t h o u g h t : "Well Miss B r o n g t a l k e d about W a r did n o t stop a t Versailles: if this c r a z y A m e r i c a n idealist prompt-books, showing some ex- j it w e n t r i g h t on and on-from t h e w a n t s his League of N a t i o n s , let amples. F o r the n e x t m e e t i n g the ! invasion of t h e R u h r to t h e invas- \ h i m have i t . " g r o u p will write four sketches and 1 ion of C h i n a ! 20 y e a r s of w a r l j T h e L e a g u e provided f o r t h e , T o d a y t h e world s e e m s to have ! peaceful s e t t l e m e n t of disputes f « t h r o u g h these, working o u t t h e sufficiently recovered from the last; a n d g u a r a n t e e d t h e t e r r i t o r i a l i n - ! t o u r steps in p r o d u c i n g a p l a y World W a r in o r d e r t o s t a r t t h e j d e p e n d e n c e of all its membei-s! "7 r——-^biggest s l a u g h t e r a n d destruction . s t a t e s . I t provided for t h e registh u m a n eyes have ever witnessed, j t r a t i o n and revision of t r e a t i e s and T h e r o a d , if followed, leads t o w - ; served a s an i n t e r n a t i o n a l advisw a r d t h e complete downfall of our | o r y board for the world governcivilization. B u t so m u c h for the 1 m e n t s It also had m a n y social and p r e s e n t . L a t e r I will t a k e up this c h a r i t a b l e functions. I t consisted question again when I come to of an assembly, a council and a 'The World and the N e x t W a r . " s e c r e t a r i a t . In case a m e m b e r H e r e I am only t r y i n g t o show, ! s t a t e should d i s r e g a r d his sacred even w i t h the change of repetition ' pledge and violate t h e c o v e n a n t even a t the risk of r e p e t i t i o n t h a t \ of the League, t h e m e m b e r could 223 E. Main St. Sam Vuocolo, Prop. J u n e 28, 1919, t h e day of t h e sign-i levy m o r a l pressure u p o n t h e agging of the Versailles T r e a t y was | ressor, c u t off t r a d e r e l a t i o n s with 42 Bellefonte Ave. a black and d i s t r a s t r o u s d a t e with ' h i m and come to t h e help of t h e t h e m o s t i m p o r t a n t repercussions j victim. This h a s been k n o w n a s on the history of t h e world. t h e Sanctions Clause. Debaters to Meet Slippery Rock T. C. 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