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S t a t e T e a c h e r s C o l l e g e , Lock H a v e n , P e n n a .
VOL. VIL—No. 23.

W.W.A. SPRING FROLIC
HELD IN GYMNASIUM

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1929
OPERETTA, "THE LOST NECKLACE," GIVEN BY GIRLS'
GLEE CLUB; PRELUDE FURNISHED BY CHORAL CLUB

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STUDENTS HEAR FORMER PUPIL OF DANIELS

A very talented group of girls, the garet discovers she has lost her moonGlee Club, gave an operetta, "The stone necklace, precious because it Mr. Malin Speaks to Students on
Lost Necklace," on Friday evening, had belonged to her mother. She acthe Daily Application of
May 10, in the College Auditorium. It cuses the gypsies of stealing it. Their
Our Religion
was an entertainment of quite differ- wrath at this imposition is appeased
ent character from any which they only when Lola intercedes. Margaret
SCHOOL ORCHESTRA PLAYS have previously presented.
tells her grief in the song, "My Moth- RELIGION MUST BE HONEST
As a prelude to the evening's en- er, When a Girl," which moves the
On Thursday morning, May 9, Mr.
The W. A. A. Spring Frolic was tertainment, the Men's Choral Club gypsies and the grape harvesters to Malin, a former pupil of our Miss
held in the gymnasium of the college sang three enjoyable numbers: "The sympathy. They make a successful Daniel, spoke to the students at chaSaturday evening, May 11. Emma Cooper's Song," "The Story of a search for the lost necklace and find pel exercises on religion and iti apit hanging on a grapevine. They then
Jane Lohr, President of the W. A. A Tack," and "Old Kentucky Home."
plication to daily lifeAn American girl's unusual adven- continue with their meri-ymaking, in
had charge of the Frolic.
Most laymen, he said, have two
The flrst attraction of the evening ture in Spain formed the plot of "The songs by the senoritas, gypsy maid- habits, flrst, they accept the dogmaens,
and
by
request,
Margaret
also
Lost
Necklace."
The
opening
scenes
was a treasure hunt for three articles,
tism of an expert, and second, they
namely, a bag of peanuts, candy and showed the grape harvesters singing sings. At the close of the day all wish resist any change. The expert's advice,
pretzels. In this event Emerson Pack- at their work. One of the Spanish Margaret luck on her journey home. he said, is needed, but we must guard
senoritas, Lola, represented by Eliza- The operetta ended with a chorus of against dominance. Religion to he u.se
ard and Don Rice were victorious.
beth Kittleberger, was asked by the all the gypsies, harvesters, senoritas, i ful must be first-hand, and in order
A mock track meet was the main others to sing. She sang the song "The and Margaret.
to get it first hand, we must search.
attraction of the Frolic. Each one of Maid of Gerona," and in answer, Inez,
The scenery very effectively reprethe six groups, which •had been di another Senorita played by Beatrice
Religion gives us our attitude tovided previously according to months Ellison, sang " 'Tis Well with Those." sented a vineyard with its huge bunch ward life, our conviction of what
of birthdays, sent a representative to Inez and Lola sang other lovely of purple gi'apes. The costumes bright makes the most valuable thin^is ;n
each of the events. The mock track Spanish songs until Margaret, the and colorful carried out the scheme. life. First, he said, we must be honest.
meet consisted of a mock dash won American girl, played by Margaret The chorus work showed much prac- Those girls who have parties for their
by Marie Williams, mock hurdles and Spooner, came upon them. To show tice and skilful guidance by the direc- religions, and the boys who have John
shot put by Charles Thall, mock relay her love for her home-land was as tor. Miss Whitwell. The special char- Wanamaker's store for theirs, have a
by Ralph Poorman and his team, and great as their love for Spain, Mar- acters showed diamatic ability, and dishonest streak in thair religion. The
the mock high jump was won by garet sang "My Homeland" for the helped greatly to make the operetta generation of today must .search for
the success it was.
Royce Johnson.
the absolute truth and not copy from
harvesters.
Refreshments and dancing completThat the audience enjoyed the en- the last generation and be ni°ri> imitaA merry band of gypsies arrive,
ed the evening. The school orchestra
tei tainment thoroughly was evidenced tors. This would delay progress, which
among whom there is a fortune teller,
furnished the music for dancing.
by the sound of refrains hummed 's of vital importance
Esmeralda, played by Charlotte Mathrough the halls after the perfoi-mIn order to get this first-hand rehaffy. For the amusement of the
ance was over. One frequently heard ligion, we must begin to think of eduworkers,
she
tells
the
fortunes
of
sevY. W. Delegates Give Reports
cation and of religion as life itself.
eral of the maidens in true dramatic was—
of the Millersville Conferencegypsy fashion. Then a couple of gyp- Gypsies can always your future The religion we need is the kind that
helps us to be interested in everything
sy girls, Edith Lewis and Patty Bon- foretell.
Bring you good luck or cast o'er that man is interested iii. For this we
Reports of the Millersville Confer- ner, gave a typical gypsy dance which
need to search for the facts, and then
ence, held last week-end, were the was deservedly well applauded. Mar- you a spell.
not fear our findings. We also need
features of the Y. W. C. A. program
to gain a correct balance between arWednesday, May 18. Mary Worcester
dent conviction and eager revision, he
and Grace Breidenstein, the delegates J. H. S. Presents Operetta,
Y. M. Delegates to Gettys- said, and to arrange for same spiritual
gave very interesting accounts of
"Hiawatha's Childhood" burg Meeting Give Reports inflow. In our busy lives, we are keyed
their trip.
to the tune of machines, and there is
Mary, who had attended the meetneed for quiet, a need for prayer in
Tuesday, May 14, at 3.15 in the afings of the Program group of the ternoon saw a representative group I At the regular meeting on Wednes- our own way, a need to see more sunConference, told of suggestions of pro- assembled in the college auditorium day evening, the Y. M. delegates who sets. Finally, he said, there is the negrams, of practical suggestions for to see the pupils of the Junior High I had been to the Gettysburg Confer- cessity of sacrifice, an element which
the time of meeting of the Associa- School present "Hiawatha's Child- ence gave a report of their exper- many of us try to escape. Christ saction and for selection of magazines hood," an operetta arranged by Bes- j iences.
rificed much that men might live. He
for the Y. W. room. We are quite sie M. Whiteley and which won first i Johnson, Wagner, Poorman and has been called a Man ol Sorrows. lie
proud to learn that our Association prize in a national competition.
McDonald were the representatives sorrowed because he .^aw what people
room is, in comparison with others,
The dance of the Wind Spirits was from S. T. C. A unique feature of might be and then saw v.rhac people
very well supplied with magazines for beautifully done by the Junior High their travel was the fact that they were content to be.
educational and recreational reading. pupils. The fifth and sixth grades made their trip via the "thumb route."
Grace told of the meetings of the gave the dance of the fireflies, which That is to say, they hitched. They
A NOTICE TO ALL SENIORS
told us that the Y. M. C. A. placards
Social group of the conference. This greatly delighted the audience.
that
they
wore
on
their
backs
made
group not only worked on programs
The music of the entertainment was
To you, our classmates, who are
for social affairs for the Y. W.'s but under the direction of Miss Sisler, getting rides a comparatively easy definitely entering the teaching proalso arranged an affair for the confer- with Warrene Scott at the piano. The matter.
fession, and who are leaving behind
ence, a treasure hunt which proved combined efforts of the music, art,
Each one of the delegates gave old friends and familiar haunts, COLthrilling and fascinating.
and physical education departments his impression of the conference, and LEGE TIMES addresses you. Your
helpful
suggestions
were friends may write you the news, but
The talks gave the girls an idea of made the performance the flnished many
brought
forth
that
should
improve
the it won't be all the news, nor first-hand
the worthwhileness of sending dele- product that it was.
news either.
service of Y. M. next year.
gates to these conferences, for they
Do it again, Junior High School!
Place a subscription for dear old
did not realize until then the great
COLLEGE TIMES before you leave,
work which the Y. W. C. A. is carry"Let's go, Team!" yelled the far"I don't like the hang of things," to be positive of receiving news from
ing on throughout the country.
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remarked the convict on the scaffold. our Alma Mater.

From the Treasure Hunt to the
Dancing the Evening Was
Enjoyed by All

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Effective Motivation Being
Practiced by Miss Hommer

Dramatic Club Holds Annual Banquet at New Fallon

LUB
ORNER

The members of the Dramatic Club
A flne piece of work is being done
held their annual banquet at the Nev?
by Charlotte Hommer under the
Fallon Hotel, Saturday evening, May
supervision of Miss Lesher, in the
eleventh, at six-thirty.
Third Grade.
The tribles were very tastefully
There are four boys in this grade
decorated
in the club colors, red and
who are over-age, and much retarded.
' white. The place cards were clever
The Rho Omega Lambda Sorority Tuesday, May 7, at 5.30.
Miss Hommer is trying to get these
I cards with Egyptian motifs, each conboys interested in school work had their regular meeting on Monday,
Art Club met on Wednesday, May [ taining a riddle and hidden answer.
May 6, at 5.30. After the business
through other activities.
They have already developed home meeting, plans were discussed for a 8, at 7.15. After the meeting, lantern J The entertainment of the evening
slides were shown of Miss DuBois' was furnished by the newly initiated
geography by observing the rivers and picnic as a last social event.
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trip to Europe last summer.
members of the club in the form of
mountains. They also visited the brick
• • •
readings, plays and skits. Several
The College Times Staff held their
yard and talked about the making of
Price Literary Society met Thurs- toasts were given during the course
brick and its use. A visit to our new regular meeting on Monday at 7.15.
day,
May 9, at 7.15. Plans were made of the dinner.
Quite
a
number
of
the
members
were
Training School building furnished
Miss Arey, the faculty advisor of
opportunities to discuss iron, sand, ce-1 absent on account of practices and so for election of officers, the Board of
ment, the construction of the build- forth, but a conclusion was reached Directors, and a nominating commit- the club, was presented with a hand
that a new constitution be made to \ tee.
tooled bag as a token of the club's
ing and its use when flnished.
appreciation of her interest and untirSpecimens of coke were obtained be used at the opening of the fall i
On Friday, the T. H. R.'s had a ing eflforts in regard to the club's
and provided a desire on the part of term. The following committee were
meeting in Price Hall to plan for their welfare.
the boys to know all about it. One day elected: Sam Long, Chairman, "Peg''
Alumnae banquet on Thursday, May
Ferguson,
Elizabeth
Dalby,
Kate
AnAfter the dinner the members went
traffic signs along the river bank were
16, at Shuler's tea room. A nominat- to the Silk Mill Club House and enread. At another time, the boys meas- derson, and " Bob" Bohinger.
I ing committee will be appointed on joyed several hours of dancing. ,
ured off and spaded the flower bed beAn
instillation
of
officers
was
held
j
Monday, May 13, for the nomination
low the training school. Notice their
plants growing the next time you go by the Beta Sigma Chi Sorority on j of officers for the coming year.
The Radio Bug
to the Arbor.
"Do you carry B-eliminators?"
This means of teaching the boys has Vesper Services Held in
"No, sir, but we have roach powder
NOTICE
brought in the use of oral language
and .some fly swatters."
Honor of Mother's Day
lessons, reading, arithmetic, spelling
—Life.
and natude study. The results have
Senior! who with to continue
made the effort worth while, tor by
Ten Seconds to Get This
Mother's Day was celebrated at
their iubicriptions to the Childmeans of these real life situations, Vesper services held in the auditor"Ever
hear the story about the pair
hood Education Magazine, will
Miss Hommer is succeeding to a cer- ium at 6.05 Sunday evening. May 12.
of tights?"
please give their name and adtain extent in having the boys be- After the opaning hymn and a prayer
"No, spill it."
dress to Edna Hoffman, Rosecome interested in school work.
Once there was two Scotchmen—
by Margaret Ferguson, who was leadmary Caprio, or Phoebe Varner
—Kreolite News.
er of the meeting, Miss Wagner rewithin the next two weeks. By
cited
a
poem
entitled
"Mothers,"
the
so doing, they will get the magRockefeller Story
theme of which was, "let us not forget
azine at student rates, $2.00 for
to be kind to mother."
nine months.
The late William Rockfeller used to
Marjorie Snow played a beautiful
tell with delight a story illustrative of
Write all checks to the Interthe flnancial genius of his famous violin solo accompanied by Gene Harnational Kindergarten Union.
mon,
after
which
Warrene
Scott
read
brother, John.
The girls who return here next
a lovely story of the boyhood of Jesus,
year, will have the same oppor"When John was a little fellow," he
ent tied "The Mother." Margaret
Are Carried Off by Our
tunity to subscribe to the magawould begin, "a so-called Indian docWeidley then very appropriately sang
zine.
tor visited our town with a cure-all.
Graduation Frocks
"Mother of Mine," with Warrene
The doctor, to get trade started, took
Scott at the piano.
out a bright new silver dollar and
"Now the Day is Over" was sung as
said he would auction it off."
CKKH>00<HS01>0<K»<H?1KH«HKHK«H>
a chasing hymn.
" 'How much am I bid,' he said, 'for
this bright silver dollar?
Stude: I have called to .see about
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Boss: But I do all the work myRadios
Curling Irons
" 'How much am I bid?' .shouted the self.
Indian doctor. 'Come, come, gents! A.
Stude: Perfect, when can I start?
nickel? A dime?'
Wavers Study Lamps
—Current Sauce.
" 'I bid a nickel,' piped John D.
Rockfeller at last.
Mr. Riley: I flatter myself that,
" 'The dollar is yours, boy,' said as the saying goes, honesty is printed
on my face.
the doctor. 'Hand up your nickel.'
Miss Conn: Well—er—yes. Per" 'Take it out of the dollar,' piped
little John D., 'and gimme 95 cents haps, with some allowance for typographical en-ors.
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change.' "
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Little Lucy had been in bed but
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Ensued a silence of three minutes,
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j
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Silence for four minutes. "Mamma,
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MAY 15th, 1929

[ EDITORIALS
The Girls' Glee Club presented
something new and diflferent in the
form of an operetta, "The Lost Necklace." This was a most interesting entertainment and was splendidly griven.
Just as anything which is at all
worthwhile, this operetta, too, needed
very hard and faithful practice in order that it might prove successful.
Miss Whitwell, the director of the
club, who made this event possible,
deserves a great deal of credit.
We are always glad to have presented to us the talent which our
own students possess and we wish to
congratulate the girls of the Glee Club
for the fine way in which they rendered their parts in the operetta.
The numbers given by the Men's
Choral Club were also greatly appreciated.

Alumni Notes

Us and Others

WHEREABOUTS OF

Astrid Johnson and Emma Kelsall
spent the week-end in Benovo. They
returned ready to attempt any exam!

FORMER GRADUATES
1882
M. J. K. Light, Jonestown, Pa.
Mrs. Charles Trees, 1306 Loomis
Street, Winfield,' Kansas.
Mrs. Ella Thompson, Salona, Pa.
J. Whitefield Milnor, Mg^r. Music
Store, Williamsport, Pa.
Mrs. Sallie E. Swope, Julian, Pa.
Charles E. Pealer, Dushore, Pa.
1883
Mrs. D. A. Kuyk, 506 E. Grace Street,
Richmond, Va.
Mrs. Jennie Sands, Avis, Pa.
Ri B. Harrison, Pine Street, Boalsburg, Pa.
John W. Huntzberger, Box 40, Station A., Toronto, Canada.
J. N. Keller, Mifflintown, Pa.

It seems that Elizabeth Dalby and
Jean Peters are investigating other
schools again. This time they reported
a fine visit to Shippensburg.
Helen McClellan's mother spent
Friday with her, and they went home
together for the week-end.
Agnes Powers, Marian Fox and
Eleanor Root spent the week-end at
their homes in Bellwood.
Isn't it interesting to note that all
those on the Danville excursion returned! A good time was had by all,
so they say.

Athletics
Phillies Lead in Baseball
The Intra-Mural baseball game
scheduled for Monday, May C, was
postponed on account of rain. The
next day, Tuesday, the Phillies defeated the Athletics 11 to 3. The Phillies seem to be the farthest advanced
in the league, while the Athletics appear to be far behind.
The Athletics forfeited a game to
the Pirates on Friday, May 10. They
were at a great disadvantage in this
game as some of their team were ill,
and others going home for the weekend.
With the exception of a postponed
game, there is but one more game of
Intra-Mural baseball to be played.

Mr. and Mrs. Twigg and Mrs. AcAs a result of the track try-outs on
ton, of Phillipsburg, spent Sunday May 7, Fred Malone and Robert Smith
with their daughters.
were selected to represent Lock Hav1884
We're thinking of moving Elsie en at the State Teachers College
Henry H. Hoff, Mount Wolf, Pa.
Harper over to East Dorm. Any time I Track Meet to be held at ShippensMrs. W. D. Herner, Hepburnville, Pa. you look for her, you see her either burg on May 18.
J. M. Kase, 1319 Minerel Spring Rd., entering or leaving Lear's room.
In the try-out, Malone won two
Reading, Pa.
first places and one second place givHelen Walters spent the week-end ing him a total of 13 points. Smith
Mrs. Anna Stitzer, Lamar, Pa.
at her home in Mifflinburg.
won one first place, one second place,
William J. Kyle, Waynesburg, Pa.
and one fouith place, making a total
Miss Marian Scott, of Montours1885
of 8 points.
E. E. Rodebaugh, 504 Bancroft ville, and Miss Ruth Russell, of Jersey
Shore, visited Elda Hoffman.
Bldg., San Diego, Cal.
Dr. Edmund L. Smith, 211 S. Juliana
Girls' Athletics
Adda Edwards, Ethel Edwards,
Street, Bedford, Pa.
Sally Vonada, Sally Foreman and EdThe girls' athletics during the last
Dr. W. N. Smith, 136 Gay Street, na Ernest staged a big feed Saturday
week have included baseball and tenPhoenixville, Pa.
night. All we got was a cracker.
nis. The baseball tournament has now
Clara E. Wagner, 56 Susquehanna
reached
the finals. During the course
Margaret
Smeltzer
has
returned
afAve., Lock Haven, Pa.
Mrs. W. A. Applegate, 436 Flagler ter having spent a few days at her of the tournament several stars have
home at Pleasant Gap on account of been discovered, and we advise the
Street, McKeesport, Pa.
big leagues, that when they want reillness.
cruits, they should come to S. T. C.
1895
Grace Marx spent the week-end at and select our stellar players. The reSamuel E. Weber, Superintendent
sults of the games played thus far
of the Charleston, West Virginia her home in Williamsport.
are: Senior Primary's defeated by
Schools has been elected Personal
Dorothy Robb and Leona Conrad, Junior Intermediate, score 27-18;
Director of the Pittsburgh City School of Clearfield, former graduates here,
Junior Primai-y's defeated by Third
System at a salary of $10,000 per visited Verna Peters on Sunday.
and Fouth Year's, score 27-6; Third
year. Dr. Weber was formerly superDot Kling spent the week-end at and Fourth Year's, score 27-6; Third
intendent of the schools at Scranton,
Intermediate's, score lG-6; College
her home in Altoona.
Pa.
Soph's defeated by Senior IntermedMaud Cunningham has returned iate's, score 33-4.
1928
This leaves a final game to be
from Portage after having been home
Harriet Kelly, of Pittsburgh is
for three weeks on account of an ap- played between the Junior and Senior
"raising whoopee" in a musical reIntermediates.
pendicitis operation.
vue. She recently played in Scranton.
Peg Melvin is living in Gloucester,
Vi Morris, '29, visited fi'iends here
New Jersey, and has a position in an on Wednesday.
The tennis tournament has not proinsurance oflSce in Philadelphia.
gressed so rapidly. The first round was
Ooh! Did you hear those screams of to have been finished last Saturday,
Betty Stammley is acting as substitute teacher in the Johnstown schools. Jule Gibbons' the other night? We but because of the trip to Danville,
Elizabeth Robb has completed her don't like being awakened by a bat in several games had to be postponed unschool year at Hyndman, Pa., and has our rooms either.
til Monday. The results to Saturday
accepted a position in the Beech
Eunice Williams was pleased to morning, May 11, leave Roche, KittleCreek schools for next year.
have her mother and brother from berger, Phillips, Reed, Evin, AnderViolet Morris, who taught at Blue Martha, and her girl-friend from Ty- son, Potts, and Zeigler still in the
running, while Lohr, Noll, Galbraith,
Knob this year, has closed her school, rone visit her on Sunday.
Scott, Sigmund, Diack, Peters, and
and is now living a life of leisure (for
a few short months).
Margaret Weidley took part in the Neiswenter have been eliminated.
There are ten matches still to be
Mother's Day program at the ReformUse a Bathtub
played off, and because of the great
ed Church.
number left to be played, the second
Never break your bread or roll in
Faye Lord and Margaret Gingrich round of the tournament may be postyour soup.—Etiquette hint in an English paper.
spent the week-end with Faye's par- poned until the middle of the week.
ents in Muncy.

In college we are likely to emphasize the intellectual and social sides
of life and to neglect the religious.
Mr. Malin, in his various addresses
here Thursday, May 9, has shown us
how the spiritual life may penetrate
into all of life itself.
We have found many worthwhile
thoughts in his addresses and feel
that there is really something splendid
after all in having a religion and ap- sion on us. We are grateful for his
Nothing doing at upper end of East were resting up after their splendid
plying it to everything we do.
visit and hope he will some time re- this week-end. Guess Peg Spooner, performance in the Glee Club ConMr. Malin has made a deep impre^ turn.
Yvonne Young and Chuck Mahaffy cert.

COLLEGE TIMES

Getting Out a Paper

TEACHING APPOINTMENTS
Of the seniors graduating this year,
quite a number have already found
positions in schools for next year. The
following list names part of these who
have been notified of their teaching
positions for 1929-30:
Margaret Ames, Sheffield; Thelma
Barger, Blanchard; Esther Bowes,
Clearfield; Margaret Brouse, Weedville; Catherine Cook, Pike Township,
Clearfield; Margaret Creighton, Mill
Hall; Ruth Ekendahl, Ridgway, Mary
Flegal,Avis; Catherine Fliger, Aliquippa; Marion Fox, Antes Township,
Bellwood; Hugh Fredericks, Bedford;
Violet Gardner, Coudersport; Dorothy
Gearhart, Altoona; Geraldine Greaser,
Altoona; Faye Grieb, Mill Hall; tCithryn Hall, Plainsville, N. J.; Elda Hoffman, Montoursville; Cliarlotte Hommer, Glasgow, Cambria Co.; Martha
Hunter, Beech Creek; Genevieve Kennedy, Jeanette; Mary Louise Lewis,
Sheffield; Doris Mattern, Phillipsburg;
Alice Miller, Tyrone; Miss Myrna Miller, AUiquippa; ?4argaret Mf.rt!n, Aliquippa; Clarence Mutchler,
Williamsport; Constance Newcomb.
Bellwood; Agnes Powers, Bellwood;
Martha Sleight, Ridgway; Charles
Vonada, Altoona; M;iry Nieb^iuer,
Rosebud; Gertrude Hiiight, Altocn?;
Joyce Harpster, Chester Hill; Margaret Weidley, Altoona.

Lines Written
Early

in

Spring

I heard a thousand blended notes.
While in a grove I sat reclined,
In that sweet mood when pleasant
thoughts
Bring sad thoughts to the mind.
To her fair works did Nature link
The human soul that through me ran;
And much it grieved my heart to think
What man has made of man.
Through primrose tufts, in that green
bower.
The periwinkle trailed its wi-eaths;
And 'tis my faith that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes.

CAMPUS CHATTER
If you want to hear a thrilling what Campus Chatter would do withstory, ask one of the students of the out him. He says we still have Hager.
Educational Psychology class about
* • *
the "red-headed son of the meat marThe renovated Blue Room is too
ket man."
good for us children to play in—they
• * •
keep the doors shut now!
* * *
Senior privileges aren't so importLast year, we got cheated when we
ant this year, according to one member of the student council, because went to Danville—we didn't have an
the girls will take them anyway whe- escort of State Cops. But then, this
year they had to have some protecther they have them or not.
tion, so that there would be no dan• * •
True brotherhood—a fraternity in ger of the hospital authorities detainitself—the Fitzsimmons brothers eat ing them.
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breakfast together all by themselves.
More truth than poetry — Peg
• * •
Spooner says that her man doesn't
E'merson informed us that he isn't sing. Never mind, Dick—it "would
coming back next year. We asked him seem silly."
And I must think, do all I can.
That there was pleasure there.
If this belief from Heaven be sent,
If such be Nature's holy plan,
Have I not reason to lament
What man has made of man?
—William Wordsworth.

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Mr. Bird: "Where is your ethics?"
One morning a negro sauntered
Mr. Hunter: "Where is what?"
into the offlce of a white friend. "Good
Mr. Bird: "Your ethics?"
1 mawnin', Mr. Withrow. Kin I use yo'
Mr. Hunter: "Oh, I traded it off
phone a minute?" he asked.
for a Buick."
—Cullowhee Yodel
"Why, certainly, Sam."
Sam called his number, and after a
few minutes' wait, said, "Is this Mrs.
Whiteside? Weel, I seen in de papeh
where you-all wanted a good culled
man. Is you still wantin' one? Then
the man youse got is puffdectly satisfactory, and you doesn't connemplate
makin' no change soon? All right,
ma'am. Good-bye."
Mr. Withrow called to Sam as he
left the phone, "Now that's too bad,
Sam, that the place is filled."
"Oh, dat's allright, Mr. Withrcw.
Ise de nigger what's got de job, but
I's jest a wantin' to check up."
—Judge.

WHEN—The test you have not prepared has been postponed.
WHEN—You go to the library for a
reference book and flnd it.
WHEN—You decide to cut your 8 o'clock class and find it didn't
meet.
WHEN—You go to the main office
and find the thing you've lost has
been turned in.
WHEN—You're broke and receive
your check a week before it is
due.
WHEN—You plan an outing and it
"Hey, Mike," said a workman to
doesn't rain.
WHEN—Chapel runs over the 9.20 the other atop, "don't come down on
period thus saving you from that ladder on the north corner. I
handing in the assignment you took it away."
didn't do.
What Joy!
What Bliss!
—Co-No Press.

He laughs best who laughs only
The birds around me hopped and when there is something really funny
played—
to laugh at.
Their thoughts I cannot measure—
But the least motion that they made
It seemed a thrill of pleasure.
The budding twigs spread out their
fan
To catch the breezy air;

Checking Up

Getting out a paper is no picnic.
If we print jokes, readers say we are
silly.
If we don't, they complain we are too
serious.
If we write all our own stuff, they say
we lack variety.
If we clip from other papers, we are
too lazy to write.
If we stick to the desk, we ought to Do
about digging up news.
If we are out digging up news, we are
letting things go hang in our office.
If we don't print contributions, we
aren't showing proper appreciation.
If we do print them, the paper is
filled vsdth junk.
Like as not, some one will say we
swiped this from another paper.
We did.
—Co-No Press.

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