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Varsity
Dance!

COLLEGE TIMES

Vacation
Soon !

State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol. I I

IVIONDAY, N O V E M B E R 20, 1933

No. 4.

SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Varsity Dance Will Be Final W. A. A. Takes Active Part KUTZTOWN PROMISES
TO ENTERTAIN SCHOOL Climax of Successful Season In Homecoming Day Plans
A THRILLING BATTLE
Stokowski's Philadelphia Philharmonic Symphony, Damvosch's Symphony Ovchestva, Stradivarius S t r i n g
E n s e m b l e — a n d now Lock Haven's
own Symphony O r c h e s t r a is planning
t o give seveval concevts duving the
yeav in the school auditovium. It has
been intimated t h a t t h e fivst of these
wi I t a k e place befove Chvistmas.
All t h e t r u e music-lovevs and all
t h e tvue music-hatevs should
be
theve, t h e formev to enjoy, the lattev
to vefovm. F o r these concevts ave going to be veally worthwhile. The org a n i z a t i o n has concluded t h a t t h e
ae-sthetic position of ouv education
has hithevto been somewhat neglected, and thus has been conceived this
plot to play upon ouv emotional life
by playing upon i n s t r u m e n t a l devices
for our e n t e r t a i n m e n t .
Theve will be solos, gvoup wovk,
and full ovchestral numbevs. The And a n t e fvom B e e t h o v e n ' s fifth symphony will be played at some time
duving the year.
Of couvse, placing a fee upon admission would only ruin the aesthetic
value, destvoy the veal pleasuve, and
hav some deserving people—so t h e r e
is no fee. A silvev offering will be
t a k e n up, but no definite charge is
obligatory.
Probably everybody feels t h a t education is not complete with the move
knowledge of curriculav subjects. Nor
is it complete without some extra-curricular avt, and music is the gveatest
of all t h e avts.
Here is your chance to hear worthwhile e n t e r t a i n m e n t . Youv suppovt is
asked. Indeed, upon y o u r support will
depend the success of the ventuve,
(Continued on page 3)

Students Asked to Pay
Praeco Fees at Once
The new Pvaeco plan was voted on
and suppovted by each class in t h e
school. It was agveed t h a t each pevson
should pay $2.50 as his fee. But m a n y
s t u d e n t s have failed t o keep a pvomise. The funds have been so slow in
reaching the hands of class t r e a s u r e r s
t h a t the negotiations fov the publication of t h e Praeco have been tempovavily suspended. S t u d e n t s , you must
show spirit by k e e p i n g your end of a
bargain to which you theoretically
affixed youv signatuve. Pay youv Pvaeco fee and allow opevations fov publication to continue. The Pvaeco
will doubly repay you fov your expense. Cooperate to m a k e the Praeco
plan a budding success, not a blooming failuve.
The Sophomore class, t h u s fav, h a s
shown a fine spirit of coopevation.
Of the one hundred and seventy sophomores, one hundved and thivty have
paid theiv dues. The vemaining forty
have Iiromised to pay as soon as possible.

The Vavsity Dance will mavk the
climax of the Homecoming celebration, Satuvday, Novembev 25, bvinging to a close a vevy successful football season.
The d a n c e sponsored by t h e Vavsity Club will begin at 8 o'clock and
last until 11.30. The admission is one
dollav per couple. Music will be furn'shed by the Lyric O r c h e s t r a ; ent e r t a i n m e n t fvom seven to eight is in
chavge of Miss .4vey, and at intevmission, membevs of the club will pvesent a specialty numbev. There will
be favovs a n d vefveshments for evevyone.
The Vavsity Club plans to make
this dance the biggest event of the
y e a r . Pvoceeds will be used to fuvnish sweat evs and footballs fov the
seniov m e m b e r s of the squad. Eugene Reighard, chaivman of the ticket committee, assuves t h e presence
of a lavge nuniber of s t u d e n t s and
alumni.

On Satuvday, Novembev 25, Annual Home-eoming Day will be obsevved. The W. A. A. has mailed
move t h a n one thousand invitations
to Lock H a v e n ' s alumni, thu.-^ insuring a lavge veunion of those who have
been g r a d u a t e d duving t h e past nine
yeavs. This yeav our alumni will be
gvceted with gveatev enthusiasm t h a n
evev befove. The vavious clubs and
ovganizations have planned a whole
day of e n t e r t a i n m e n t . A hockey g a m e
has been avvanged between ouv cvack
college team and the a l u m n a e . This
is suve to offev a veal thvill to those
who like plenty of action. To those
who cvave more action t h a n hockey
ofl'evs, youv presence is q u i t e necessaiy at the football game in the aftevnoon between Lock Haven Teachevs and K u t z t o w n .

Lock H a v e n Hopes to Claim
Championship Title

State

On N o v e m b e r 25 Lock H a v e n will
e n t e r t a i n K u t z t o w n Teachevs on t h e
local field, as one of the m a i n e v e n t s
of t h e a n n u a l Homecoming Day.
In looking ovev the past history of
ouv a n n u a l grid g a m e s with K u t z t o w n
we find t h a t Lock Haven has a l w a y s
come out on the top of t h e score.
Three y e a r s ago it was a nip and
tuck b a t t l e , with Lock H a v e n winning on a navvow mavgin. T h e score
then was 14-13 in favor of t h e H a v e n ites, but two yeavs ago K u t z t o w n w a s
tevvibly humiliated by the score of
05-0. This g a m e seemed to be a t r a c k
meet vathev t h a n a football g a m e ,
with Lock Haven c a r r y i n g away all
the honors. T h e n , last y e a r t h e Mavoon and Gvay defeated t h e K u t z town T e a c h e r s by the score of 14-6.
This was a hard fought g a m e , with
Kutztown opening a bag of trick
plays, and s u p p o r t i n g a s t r o n g forward passing attack. It was t h r o u g h a
trick pass play Kutztown was able
to score. This y e a r Kutztown defeated
the stvong Montclair eleven, a Teachevs College in New J e r s e y , by t h e
score of 13-12. Montclair has been
varked high by newspaper officials,
and the fact t h a t K u t z t o w n came
fvom behind to win by one point desevves m e n t i o n i n g .

Aftev the g a m e the W. A. A. will
seive hot chocolate and d o u g h n u t s to
the football m e n . I m m e d i a t e l y aftev
the g a m e the Natuvalist Club Alumni
will meet in the Blue Room fov a little get-togethev pavty. The pvesence
of all membevs is requested.
To t o p things off' the Vavsity Club
will sponsor a spovt dance in the evA l t h o u g h football season is not ening.
over, basketball is g e t t i n g u n d e r way.
P r a c t i c e , fov those not playing footG r a n t e d Leave of A b s e n c e
ball, is held thvee times a week by
Mv. Weldon Williams, of the colfour of last y e a r ' s basketball lettev- lege English depavtment, has been
men. These fellows have chavge of gvanted a leave of absence duving
t h e new c a n d i d a t e s .
the n e x t s e m e s t e r and t h e s u m m e r
The K u t z t o w n eleven this y e a r
With his v e t e r a n s , plus m a n y bas- of 1934. He will c o n t i n u e g r a d u a t e
k e t e e r s in nesevve. Coach Kaisev looks wovk a t the Univevsity of Washing- seems to be built avound J o e Brogan,
foi'wavd to a successful season. Hav- ton and will vetuvn to Lock Haven who plays left end. Occasionally he is
shifted into the backfleld, because he
(Continued on page 2)
next fall.
is a f a s t open-field r u n n e r . In t h e
Montclair g a m e he starved by r u n ning (53 y a r d s for a touchdown. Brogan, howevev, cannot win a g a m e by
himself; he needs ten men to help
Yes, we should be thankful. No slip thvough the side doov to become him and they can hardly all be as
d o u b t a b o u t it, we should be t h a n k - a spectatov a t the a n n u a l football good as he is.
ful. We should be duly gvateful fov classic. Youv hopes fov a n y t h i n g enCoach Kaisev says, " K u t z t o w n will
all the things we have, but move tei t a i n i n g in this line depavt as you
gvateful fov conditions we've escaped. entev t h e town square and find t h e put up a good stiff' fight, and this
( C o n t i n u e d on page 3)
I m a g i n e the stvuggles involved in tvy- majov portion of the t e a m vevy much
ing to tuck a blunderbuss and a pow- wvapped up in t h e stocks situation as
d e r hoin between a psychology book a Vcsult of having skipped pvayev
and a pair of black and white oxfovds m e e t i n g on Wednesday last.
in a two-by-four week-end bag. This
Thus, youv vacation pvoceeds, u n would have been positively necessary til the last night finally arrives. You
in the P u r i t a n i c a l past in ovdev to be a l e vevy much engrossed in the pveThe cooperation of the s t u d e n t
pvepaved to ward off playful I n d i a n s pavation of youv Monday's Math as- body and faculty is asked in a drive
eneounteved on t h e way home to the ."ignment, when, with a s p u t t e r , t h e for subscriptions which the College
family and t h e tuvkey.
family supply of tallow expives. In Times Staff is initiating. Both t h e
Then picture yourself
avviving the p e r v a d i n g darkness an ominous alumni and the faculty will be a p home and finding t h a t t h e p a r e n t a l knock comes a t the door. T h e knock- proached.
a n c e s t o r had as y e t been unable to er, chief E l d e r of the village, anThe zenith of the drive will be
e n s n a r e a gobblev and you ave forced nounces t h a t it has been decided by reached on Homecoming Day when
to dig out t h e t r u s t y blundevbuss and the council t h a t the colors in youv the alumni will be urged to subscribe.
stavt Shevloeking t h e elusive fowl.
vevy latest, vevy collegiate s w e a t e r A table will be placed in the main
Suitable intevim, and Gveat A u n t ave a tvifle too chaotic fov the wel- hall, where Bill Anderson, t h e busiA g a t h a is saying a lengthy gvace ovev fare of youv soul. Knowing what this ness m a n a g e r of the College T i m e s ,
t h e steaming, crackling, golden bvown means, you a r e able, by careful m a n - will receive subscriptions.
Thanksgiving- King. Then, ju-st as the e u v e r i n g thi'ougb the darkness, to
The subscription fee is one dollar
carving knife is poised for d u t y , in reach t h e back doov and escape to pev yeav. It is hoped t h a t t h e dvive
wav-dances fviendly Chief Gimmie- rehool j u s t in time to miss figuving as will be so successful t h a t t h e r e will be
gimmie and t w e n t y braves.
no question about the weekly publithe lead in a ducking scene.
Anyhow, it cevtainly was a nice
Yes sii', we cevtainly have a lot to cation of t h e Cdllege Times d u r i n g
the second semester.
looking tuvkey, you vellect, as you be thankful for. Wc cevtainly do.

Basketball Veterans Begin
Practice for Winter Season

Let Us Be

Thankful!

Times Staif Initiates
Subscription Drive

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on making scrapbooks? Does college
From the Newell Post
to you mean just having good times
CLUB NOTES
with five hundred other people all
List' to the strains of the "Blue
The College Times is published at alike; ov does it mean going on as an Y. W. C. A. ENJOYS
Danube!" Whence come they? MeLock Haven State Teachevs College, individual, riding your own special
thinks it must be from yon banquet
INTERESTING PROGRAMS hall in this College-by-the-River! To
Lock Haven, Penna., by the Board of hobby, being intevested in other stuEditors of the College Times.
dents' hobbies, and intevesting them
be suve—and who have we here,
The membevs of the Y. W. C. A. meandering so idly forth into social
in yours?
Published monthly during school year
All students should develop a spec- have been having some vevy interest- squave? How they glance to vight and
Subscription rate, 10c per copy
ial hobby. Specialization does not ing meetings the past few weeks.
left and sometimes back! Must be,
Several meetings were in the form pevchance, some few of the hostelry's
necessarily mean carrying it to the
BOARD OF CONTROL
of
open
discussion
gvoups,
the
givls
point of navrow-mindedness. Suppose
patrons seeking theiv favorite conEditov-in-Chief
Isabel Welch
discussing different questions which
Managing Editor
Betty Glatzert we play the piano a little, sketch va- had arisen among them. Friendship— vevsationalists; what think you?
Make-up Editov
Naomi Wentz thev dilettantely, wvite poetry once the characteristics of friends, the
The chubby, rosy-cheeked lad who
Copy Editovs
Mary Sharp in a while, and go out fov tennis in a
takes his stand by yon western post—
bvoadmindedness
of
friendship,
and
Florence Hunt small way. We become a Jack-of-allBusiness Manager
Wm. Anderson trades, but, because we have no spec- the assets of fviends, particularly col- who is he? And for whom can he be
waiting?
Circulation Manager . Wm. Murphy ial hobby but are intevested only mod- lege friends, was discussed.
The givl with the letter-emblazoned
Their
meeting
on
Nov.
8
was
in
erately in half a dozen, we become
Sub-Editors
John Yon, Ethel Quigg, Madelyn expert in no one field. The college stu- the form of a political conference, at sweater seeking the eastevn lounging
Faulkner.
dent must be interested in many which the girls freely expressed their place at the foot of the staivs—! Can
phases
of life, but he should become opinions of the Amendment which it be that she is the "All-Amevican
Reporters
Girl" made famous in song and story?
was repealed on election day.
Blanche Hoberman, Lucetta Mc- a specialist in one field of the greatAnd, zounds, but do you see the
Nov. 15, members of the Y. W. and
Kibben, Marjorie Dice, Olga Bader, est interest to him; and because he
Kermit Stover, Doris Catterson, Ed- has that special intevest he will have' Y. M. went to the World's Faiv, guid- tall, dark, handsome Don Juan aped by Miss Fox, who showed them proaching with his civcle of admiring
ward Kimble, Jack Daugherty, Frank- a pleasant view of life.
beauties? Look, they each seek the
lin Courter.
If you left youv hobby at home around the fair grounds and pointed favor of his smile, and, no doubt (oh,
Special Writers
when you came to college, bring it out places of special intevest by most blissful thought), an invitation
Don Francisco, Kermit Stover, back with you aftev Thanksgiving va- means of slides. The fair was discussto seek new nightly haur.ts with him.
Tvafton Buchanan.
cation. If you buvied it in the bot- ed from an aesthetic as well as fvom
a
"Century
of
Progress"
point
of
What is't that makes that crowd
Typists—David Smith, Lucile Ovlin tom of youv tvunk, dig it up and view. Everyone pvesent felt as if he laugh so—those by yonder mail box?
spend on it that extva half-hour you
himself had personally visited the I have it—the miss with the alluring
Acceptance for mailing at special would ordinarily spend chatting in Century of Progress.
omissions in her speech—ah-h-h, she
Social
Square
or
loafing
in
the
dayrate of postage provided for in Sec* **
is vight chavming, eh, Barrymore?
tion 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, voom. If yod've nevev had a hobby,
The Dayroom Y. W. C. A. will She must be spinning a lively yarn to
now is the time to begin.
authorized June 3, 1923.
have a luncheon Tuesday, Nov. 28, in make them all so merry.
And
for
you
beginners,
may
we
Entered as Second Class matter
And look—the "woman with a
November 6, 1928, at the Post Officfc make a few suggestions that may be one of the day rooms. The Thanks- past" is emerging from the portals!
at Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act helpful? If you've interested in peo- giving spirit will be carried out in the
of March 3, 1879.
ple, collect autographs. If you're an decorations as well as in the general She hurries away—mayhap to seek
amongst the musty volumes for twiceout-door enthusiast, go in for angling atmosphere of the party.
The Y. W. C. A. weekly meeting told knowledge to impart to Junior
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1933 ov sports or mountain climbing in a
big way. If you're interested in art, Thursday noon, Nov. 23, will be de- High School minds; who knows?
Ah—the Hero—cynosure of all
collect prints, sketch, make your own voted to a Thanksgiving program.
eyes—studiously unconscious of ad» **
^i{EDITORIALf>
greeting cards, or make photography
miring feminine glances, equally comyouv specialty. If you've mechanically
ART CLUB
When you were a kid, you spent minded, take up radio; or, if you
posed before the jealous glares of
The activities of the Art Club are other swains. His lady-love awaits—
your rainy days with a huge album, pvefev fiveside hobbies, quilts are alpasting in it stamps fvom African ways interesting, or batiks, or you progressing rapidly this yeav. The see, she bestows upon him her favor,
jungles or the wilds of Tasmania, may take up knitting. Hobbies do not members are planning to work on hev smile, hev chavms—pei-chance 'tis
having selected them from the very necessarily mean expense, except per- various pieces of art craft that par- to avmov him fvom vuthless feminine
engrossing ads in the "Youth's Com- haps fov a few elementavy tools if • ticularly interest them, such as leath- wiles he may encountev in his wanpanion" or "Saint Nicholas;" and, youvs is a cveative hobby. It does er work, sketching, painting, and devings in the gavden where he must
when your gang came over to play, mean an extravagant intevest on your Chvistmas card designing.
needs pace the evening hours away.
Its committees are planning for exyou gloatingly showed them lyour part to make your leisure time wovthWell, friend, the bell doth ring and
ceptionally interesting and wovth- so let us depart.
prize possession. Or perhaps you while.
while
programs
fov
this
semester.
The
made a collection, unexcelled in all
Become an expert! Develop your!
the neighborhood, of match-box cov- hobby and the rest of us will always study of avt is to be the topic for sev- BASKETBALL VETERANS BEGIN
ers, or movie-star pictuves, or brass be interested in your specialty, from i eval future club meetings, and a specbuttons. As you grew older and a lit- collecting corn-cob pipes to playing ial committee has been appointed to PRACTICE FOR WINTER SEASON
tle more mature, you collected inter- chess thvough the mail. With a hoppy ; plan for a numbev of club socials be(Continued from page 1)
esting coins, or Indian arrowheads, or you'll nevev be able to say, "I've no- tween now and Christmas vacation.
ing lost only Poust and Condo, the
colored prints. If you didn't have the thing to do."
* **
squad still has its trouble in finding
mania for gathering and rearranging
A. S. T.'s Celebrate Founder's Day
a center. Pvospects fov center may be
and organizing things in books or
The Alpha Sigma Taus celebrated Weber, Shevock, ov Buchanan, while
boxes or files, you spent your spare LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Founders' Day, Nov. 7, with a dinner at the fovwavd post will be Schnavs,
time digging in the garden or making
scrap books, or writing poetry. Some To the Editov of the College Times: at the Dutch Inn, Mill Hall. Mr. O. B. Cooke, Webev, and at guards, HamA mistaken idea concerning the Hills, the manager of the Inn, who is maker, Buchanan, ov Cooke. This
of you may have spent your afternoons in the attic, absorbed in the | D. R. B. Fvaternity exists about the a poet and a collector of local ballads, ; composes Kaisev's vetevan lettermen.
In vesevve will be Lucas, Dettvey,
ancient curiosities stoved theve from campus. La.st week this mistake ap- entertained with piano selections.
Statler, and Danko of last year's
generation to generation. Pevhaps it peared in The Times. Since we are ofwas only a tempovary whim of yours, flcers of the organization involved, fore, on Feb. 21, 1932, the Derbies; junior varsity. New matevial among
but it was youv hobby and you rode we feel it ouv duty to explain and cov- died and the D. R. B., ov Deltas, were j the fve.shman class seems plentiful
with Sholly, Millev, Rishell, Sady,
born.
it hard. It was a part of your educa- rect this error.
Since this new organization is Kipp, Meyevs, Sullivan, Emory, Beck
tion, and you enjoyed it because you
Evevyone, when speaking of the
were doing something you veally D. R. B., uses the title "Derbies." based on the ideals of sportsmanship, | and Lipez all making a play for a
wanted to do.
This is a sevious mistake. The Devbies loyalty, scholarship, athletic ability, vavsity position.
What happened when you came to was a rowdy organization of day clean morals, and college spirit, we,
WOMEN'S SPORTS
college? Did teas and dances and fool- room boys which existed prior to its membevs, do not choose to be
ish little tete-a-tetes with "the gang" 1932. This organization failed to meet called "Derbies." If a shovt name i.s
The
hockey,
tennis, and archery
use up all youv spare time, and some the requirements of the better ele- desired. Deltas will do.
season is neaving a close; very little
Signed:
ment
of
day-room
fellows.
On
Feb.
that you couldn't spare? What about
pvogvess has been made duving the
Eugene E. Reighard, Pres. last two weeks due to the unfavoryour hobby? Did you think it perhaps 21, 1932, selected fellows of the dayEdward
J.
P.
Kimble,
Sec.
just a little too childish to continue voom met to accomplish two things:
able weather. Nevertheless the girls
collecting those stamps? Was it a lit- fivst, the destvuction of the Derbies;
managed to play two more games of
tle beneath you to spend your vaca- second, the birth of an organization
If a dog will trust a woman, a man hockey. The scores were: 2nd year
v^iresentative
of
the
true
day-room
tions grubbing in the garden? Did you
can also trust her—that is, generally H. S. vs. 1st year H. S., 0-3; 2nd year
think it much too unimportant to go element. They were successful. There- speaking?
I Int. vs. Ist yeav Int., 2-0.

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COLLEGE TEAM WINS TWO MORE VICTORIES;
DEFEATS SHIPPENSBURG AND CLARION T.
Local Eleven Downs
Shippensburg 26 to 0
After a two weeks' lay-off, "The
Profs" journeyed to Shippensburg in
order that they might bring home the
bacon. In a hard fought game, Ship])ensburg kept on the defensive playing side, not even getting within
threatening distance of Lock Haven's
goal line. Coach Kaiser's men played
heads-up football, as is told by the
final score of 26-0. Shippensburg
seemed unable to stop the oncoming
rush of the Havenites except in the
second quavter when Lock Haven was
held scoreless. This is blamed upon
the removal of Hart from the game,
who, with the help of Burd, had
made the first quarter all Lock Haven's advantage. In the third quarter
Kaiser sent in his second string, who
were fresh and full of pep. In the
last period Shippensburg again tightened but not tight enough to stop the
fourth touchdown. Much praise for
Lock Haven's blocking and tackling
came from the well crowded stands,
which showed that they were well
pleased.
Lineup:
Lock Haven
Shippensburg
Miller
L.E
Cox
Shevock
L.T
Ballets
Poole
L.G. Fenstermacher
Lingenfelter . . C
Smeltz
Hammaker . R.G
Givler
Johnsonis . .
R.T
Bloom
Shively
R.E
Pernet
Burd
Q.B
Stucky
Duff
L.H.B. . . McKendrie
Hart *
R.H.B. . . . McCleary
Kipp
F.B
Forreman
Box score:
Lock Haven
7 0 13 6—26
Shippensburg
0 0 0 0— 0
Touchdowns—Burd 2, Hart, Kipp.
Extra Points—Kipp, Johnsonis.
Substitutions—(Lock Haven) Den.
sham, Baken, Geno, Myers, Sholly,
Reynolds, Lucas, Hill, Hodevick, Dettrey, Rishell; (Shippensbuvg) Hile,
Stuvgeon, Fishburn, White, Polk.
Officials—Referee, Hiller; Umpire,
Pieffer; Linesman, Giesel, all of Muhlenburg.

Cheers for Our Band!
School spirit and football! No, they
are not synonyms, but they are closely knit together. The intangible thing
called school spirit is certainly an important factor in the winning of any
football game. Although school spirit
is intangible, there are many concrete
outcomes observable. For instance,
the students who went to Bloomsburg Saturday to egg the football
men on to their best efforts were evidently urged on by school spivit. And
then, there is the band! Did you ever
see a better example of what school
spirit can do? It is a unit in that circle
of more school spirit, more band—
more band, more school spirit; etc.
The band certainly has done its part
in the home football games this season, and will surpass itself for the
Homecoming game. Let's have everyone back up the band and the football team; then we'll show the Alumni

KUTZTOWN PROMISES
A THRILLING BATTLE

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fact has been shown in former games is heartrending in its appeal for a
Clarion Grid Team Loses
with this school."
muffler or silencer. Ask any student,
Game to T. C. 38 to 14 In drawing your conclusions for I ov write to Distracted.
the coming game on Homecoming
Missing—Valuable school spirit has
With snow falling, making the pig- Day, don't forget that we want your strayed far afield. It is needed to
make Lock Haven a championship
skin slippery, the "Profs" coasted suppovt.
On Saturday, November 11, Cali- team. Please write to Schola.
in with another victovy ovev Clarion
Wanted—Some powerful dye to
Teachevs on November 11 to the tune fornia Teachers defeated the Inof 38-14. The game was one-sided diana Teachers 7-0. This fact may satisfy the fellow who is always exgive
us
a
right
to
claim
the
state
with the Maroon and Grey on top
claiming, "Well, strike me pink."
during all fouv quarters. Clarion kept championship, if we defeat Blooms- Write to Anxious.
plugging the whole game, and in the burg and Kutztown. Slippery Rock,
Wanted—^Locks without keys for
third quavter managed to score a Indiana, and California would be our some indiligent dormitory girls who
touchdown through a freak pass. only rivals, but we play more Teach- are eternally forgetting or losing
They also scored in the fourth quar- ers Colleges in this state than they theirs. Write to Solved.
ter by making a last attempt to even do, and we have outscored them in
Wanted—Protection for some of
the score. Kaiser's men again con- points. Some talk of a post-season the nuts on the College Campus from
tinued their heads-up football. Punt- game with Indiana has been heard the lively squirrels. Write to Worried.
ing was not done extensively except around the school, but it has not been
Wanted—Better marks than were
in the flrst period when Lock Haven verifled by any authority.
received for the first quarter. See
was feeling out their opponents. The
Probable lineup:
any student or write to Ambitious.
game was featured by a number of "The Profs"
Will Trade—A slightly attended
Kutztown
exceedingly long runs by Duff, Hart,
L.E
Brogan Math course for something requiring
and Burd. In the line Hammaker was Shively
L.T
Semmel less energy and more indiligence.
the key man, keeping up the team's Dettrey
Write to Lazybones.
Hammaker
L.G
Conway
flghting spirit as well as displaying
Lost—A perfectly good level. This
Lingenfelter
.
C.
Engel
flne offensive and defensive tactics.
is on the level. See Mv. Stemple, or
Myers
R.G
Heslop
Both teams tried a number of passes
R.T
Fisler write to him in care of The Times.
and, although only a few were com- Shevock
Wanted—A nice, juicy, fat zei-o to
R.E
Sousser
pleted, those few netted large gains. Baker
Q.B
Stoudt give to Kutztown for a score. Plans
A good sized crowd was loyal to the Burd
H.B
Firtz for giving Lock Haven a couple of
Maroon and Grey even when the snow Duff
H.B
Taule score points also gladly accepted.
and cold weather attempted to chase Hart
them away.
i Wepsic
F.B
Kuneck Write to Football.
[We wish to make this column a
regular students' column for expresLineup:
I
FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHTS sion of your ideas (sensible or otherClarion
Lock Haven
wise). Any cooperation will be grateRosenweig
. L.E
Miller Do You Know T h a t ? —
fully received.]
Kenny
L.T
Shevock
Chas. Wepsic has not been playing
Hess
L.G. . Hammaker because
of a leg injury.
ANSWERS TO ADS
Yerina
C.
Sholly
James Breslin got homesick—yes, (Letters to the "Times" replying to
Gallagher
R.G
Reynolds
the ads in the issue of Nov. 6)
Heverly
R.T.
Johnsonis and he hasn't come back.
Chris Hammaker and Russ Burd Dear Melancholy:
Brown
R.E
Shively
I am answering your ad in the last
Bartley
Q.B.
Burd av'e co-captains, the flvst in the hisissue of the "Times," in which you
Castafero . . L.H.B
Duff tory of the school.
state that your six-year old felt hat
Rea
R.H.B.
Hart
We stand a chance of being State has been lost. Several weeks ago, my
Bonnet
F.B
Kipp Champions again this year.
dear friend, Mr. Oscar Oswald DiffinBox score:
Johnsonis and Geno have boken defer, was visiting me in the library.
Lock Haven
0 12 13 13—38 into the scoring column.
Mr. Diffindefer, as you perhaps know,
Clarion
0
0
7
7—14
The Lock Haven-Clavion game was is head (gear) collector for the LizTouchdowns—Hart 2, Caprio 2,
ardville (Pa.) Antique Museum, and
played in snow.
Duff, Burd, Castafero 2.
he lit upon your hat (which you had
Johnsonis
and
Geno
both
have
eduExtra Point.s—Caprio, Burd, and
left lying upon the far table), as an
cated
toes.
Castafero 2.
invaluable addition to his oldtiques.
Substitutions—(Lock Haven) DenStew Wilson made a beautiful gain I at once gave him permission to take
sham, Geno, Lingenfeltev, Myers, i in the Clarion game.
it, since I thought you would be proud
Hill, Caprio, Baker, Rishell, Hoderick,
Salada and McEntire are two prom- to have your life-long friend on disWilson, Lucas, Hunter, Roush, Mc- i.-ing ends.
play.
Entire, Salada; (Clarion) Huston,
Bob
Hunter
intercepted
a
pass
in
We shall amply repay you fov your
Rimer, Kuncysuki.
the game Saturday.
irreparable loss by sending to you
Oflicials—Referee, Miller, Penn
Charles Baker doesn't like opera- seven and a half per cent of the proState; Umpire, Merill, Penn State;
tions.
fit we receive from a special exhibiLinesman, Young, Susquehanna.
We have one of our football stars tion of The Hat next month on Broad,
way.
and Kutztown the spirit that is back singing at Rotary meetings. Atta boy,
Yours sincerely,
Jimmy.
of the Lock Haven State Teachers
H. Ms. McNutt.
College.
TO THE FRESHMEN!
Dear Forlorn:
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA MAY
In answer to your ad for a lost
The Freshmen ave starting someENTERTAIN THIS WINTER thing! Look on, you upperclassmen! boy-fviend in the "College Chimes" I
Look on!
wish to apply for the position. I am
(Continued from pagfe 1)
The 10:30 English Activities class just a freshman—my habitat is just
this introduction of something new is going to give a tea dance. Differ- east of the social rectangle. I am 72
and different, something vitally need- ent? You bet-! Isn't it just grrr—and inches high and have wavy brown
ed by the school. Upon your reactions that our Freshmen are so original? hair. My antecedents were of Dutch
to the first concert will depend all However, the tea dance is to be fov descended—which leaves me with
the others.
Fveshmen only. It is to be held in the weak eyes. (I wear glasses when studYou want your school to accomp- gym the Monday befove Thank.sgiving ied.) I play ball with the foot and
lish wholesome, worthwhile things. vacation. What a start for a grand "end" up quite well. If you desire
Here's realization of youv desires. and glorious vacation! Don't forget. more to know about please put a letHelp the orchestra. Support its pro- Freshmen, on November 27. It's a tea ter in my box or tell my roomie. A
grams! Patronize the concevts! Make dance—dift'erent from anything that's picture I will send upon requestion.
this a go and maybe other hopes will evev been done here before—and
"Hoot"
you're all invited.
be realized!
(Continued on page 4)
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COLLEGE TIMES

Did You Know

That..

W a i t e r s in Brazil do not accept tips
and become highly insulted if offered
any?
A m u s t a r d p l a s t e r makes a very
good d r a w i n g card?
Mr. Ulmer's catfish died the othev
week?
A friend is one who will stick to
you a f t e r you have t a k e n his best
givl on a d a t e ?
T h e flveman of t h e h e a t i n g p l a n t
acvoss t h e street has a pet coon t h a t
can lick a dog?
Bridge s e w e d with dinner is quite
t h e t h i n g — i n the boys' sophomore
day voom?
Mv. Walk went h u n t i n g t h e other
evening back of w e s t d o r m — a n d it
w a s n ' t for rabbits?
Mr. Sullivan, Mv. Ulmer, Mr.
Smith, Mr. Fleming, Dr. Rude, and
Mv. Hudson ave quite the apple bobbevs?
A college .student is a vevy good
e x a m p l e of inconsistency; he will
delight in playing t e n n i s ov football
all a f t e r n o o n — b u t if a prof asks him
to go to the downtown library for a
r e f e r e n c e he becomes very indignant?
Dean Shroat s p e n t a quartev and
rode to schoo! in a taxi the othev
movning—tsk, tsk, w h a t is this y o u t h
of today going to do n e x t ?
Officials have decided to hold t h e
Chicago fair over u n t i l next y e a r ?
Connecticut has set aside t h r e e
h u n d r e d acres of land to teach women
to become n i m r o d s — I guess maybe
t h e u n d e r t a k i n g business m u s t be
fallin' off in Connecticut.
Mv. Sullivan the o t h e r night a t t h e
" D e r b y " feed asked for a speech fvom
t h e bald headed fellow ovev in t h e
c o r n e r ? And it t u r n e d out t h a t Al
Heydrich is an o r a t o r .
Snow in ancient Rome w a s one of
the most pvized delicacies a t feasts,
and t h a t only the vevy rich could afford it, as fast vunnevs had to be
hired to obtain the snow from mountain tops, and rush it back before it
melted?
Contributions to this column would
be very much appreciated. J u s t address articles "Did You K n o w " and
p u t t h e m in the box in the Times
room.

-<i|EXCHANGE}>
The w e a t h e r forecast a t Bloomsb u r g S t a t e Teachers College as r e ported in The Maroon and Gold is
"Showevs in South portion of locker
rooms."
One s t u d e n t a t Bloomsburg thinks
" a n example of period
fuvnituve
would be the electvic ehaiv because it
ends a s e n t e n c e . "
T h e girls a t Shippensbuvg S. T. C.
a r e a s much intevested in soccev as
t h e g i r l s here ave interested in
hockey.
K u t z t o w n S. T. C. has a new publication, " T h e K e y s t o n e . " The first
t w o issues were published by Clyde
F r a n c i s L y t l e , an instructor, with t h e
help of s t u d e n t s . T h e aim is to " m a k e
t h e K e y s t o n e youv papev, the voice of
500 students."
As an expression of friendliness the
" T e m p l e N e w s " edited the editovial
p a g e of t h e Ocober 26 " B u c k n e l l i a n . "
This w a s t h e first exchange and the
staff of t h e Bucknellian believes t h a t
a p r e c e d e n t has been established.

Why Not Have-

CAMPUS CHATTER
The thvee wovds in the English vocabulavy which sound best in the stud e n t s ' ear.s—"Enclosed find c h e c k . "
(Ov do they look best to his e y e s ? )

Julia Cvonistev by n a m e , Harold's
sister, you know, d u r i n g a discussion
of Kathevine Hepbuvn's latest, "Movning Glory," said with a iiuzzled aiv,
"Kathevine Hepbuvn! I can't quite
Several fveshman boys, including Iilace her. Is she a dovm s t u d e n t ? "
=!= si"
*
Geno and Glenn W a t t , bought gloves
fov the coming cold wintev so t h a t
Wilkie—I took pavt in the " M e r theiv t h u m b s will vemain in good vun- chant of V e n i c e " last year.
ning ovdev fov t h u m b i n g it home.
Havt S l at er — Wev e you the pound
of flesh?
Ask J a c k Bvyevton who fived seven
shots a t a b u n n y and nevev touched
Dili you hear about B e t t y Stevena have.
son g e t t i n g up a t 8.15 and then giving up hope of making an 8 o'clock.
Elwood Rohvbaugh wishes to an- It's not a faivy tale, eithev.
n o u n c e to the s t u d e n t body t h a t his
middle n a m e is not Lavinicus, b u t
One fveshman's knowledge of naListvovanicus.
ture s t u d y : A wiffle sniffle is some
kind of a s u n d a e .
We wish t h a t Wilbuv Andevson
would weav a hat. With so m a n y Guess a g a i n — !
squivvels s c a m p e r i n g about the camA cevtain tall football man who
pus we ave beginning to fear fov this won't date.
lad.
T h a t b r u n e t t e fvom t h e Gii'ls' Day
Room who cannot keep m u m .
Ask H a r r y Lingle about C e n t r e
Wheve you see one you see t h e
C o u n t y Relief W o r k .
othev two.
Si
*
*
That sophomove who walks so fast
How ave the poor boys and givls and is always late fov an 8 o'clock.
of t h e Alma M a t e r going to pass t h e
He hails fvom C a s t a n e a a n d does he
long evenings now t h a t it is too cool know Histovy of Civ!
to sit on the steps between Fairview
:;= :;: *
S t r e e t and the vailvoad?
;
It
is
hoped
t
h
a t the wintev season
H:
^
^
of the Elizabeth Miller vaudeville, t h e
H a v e you h e a r d of B a k e r ' s l a t e s t oflieial small day-voom e n t e v t a i n m e n t ,
contvibution to the football wovld? will soon open. Miss Millev is a t presHe has been gvanted a copyvight on a ent indisposed, due to ovev-wovk. Actnew football play.
ing isn't Elizabeth's only intevest.
Don't be surprised if some day in t h e
By theiv stvipes you shall know futuve, when you ave walking along
t h e m — W h o ? — the S u n b u r y boys, a stveet (just a n y w h e r e ) , you come
(Sweaters).
acvoss a shingle veading: Elizabeth
Millev, Entevtainev, Kindevgavtenev,
* **
One of the illustvious sophomoves. •md LTndevtakev.

Views
C u r r e n t and C o n c u r r e n t
We c a n ' t undevstand why they call
t h e m quartev fees when they come to
$18 apiece.
It seemed to us t h a t the y o u n g violinist
was " s t r i n g i n g "
hev
bow
( b e a u ) t h e other night when she said,
while t h e y were crossing the bridge,
t h a t she d i d n ' t bother with fiddling
things any move.
And t h e n theve's the tvumpet playev who blaved fovth t h a t he needed
no m o u t h p i e c e t o carry his opinions
to his teachevs, but t h a t he could
sound them out himself.
And how a b o u t our own soprano
who raised h e r voice on Kellogg's
Bran Flakes and Bovden's Milk?
And t h a t says nothing fov the stupid fveshman who thought t h a t football was j u s t a n o t h e r way of t a l k i n g
about t h e ball of one's foot. And
when somebody talked of t h e pigs'
kin, he t h o u g h t the vefevence was t o
hogs.
And theve r e m a i n s the fellow who
pronounces t h e "z"
in pince-nez
glasses and t h i n k s t h e y ' r e called t h a t
because they pinch the nose.
And don't forget you may be relegated to this Hall of Dishonor if you
pevsist in t h i n k i n g t h a t the n o r m a l
curve is t h e driveway in front of t h e
main e n t r a n c e .

Less tie borrowing . . .
Move noise in social squave. . . .
B u t t e r s c o t c h pie oftener in the dining voom. . . .
Move football men or fewer Co-eds.
Knitting a t girls' meetings.
Five dvills fov the boys.
.Someone to write themes fov Advanced Comp.
F r e e lunch a t the A r b o r .
Move C a m p u s Chattev.
.Square d a n c i n g fov evevyone on
Thuvsdays.
No more exams.
E v e r y o n e a t the Varsity Dance.
Lights on all night.
Quiet on thivd floov.
More feeds in 303 West.
F e w e r articles like t h i s !

1933 GRADUATES OBTAIN
POSITIONS IN 3 STATES
(Continued from issue of Nov. G)

I n t e r m e d i a t e Group, Cont.
Hazel Fouse — Lincol i Township,
H u n t i n g d o n County
Helen Gimberling—Grv.-iges Hollow,
Novthumbevland, R. D.
Lestev Gutshall — Pe.nn Township,
Huntingdon County
Helen H a n y a k — Mov;is Township,
Movvisdale
Rosella H c c k m a n — G v e ^ g Township,
Spving Mills
Fved H o e n s t i n e — C l a y s b u v g
Reba I c k e s — P a u l a , Bedford County
Henrietta J o h n s o n — G v u i s t o n
Lillian J o h n s o n — B e n n e v Township,
Chestev C o u n t y
Gevaldine J o n e s — Coleville, Bellefonte, R. D.
Elma Keihl — Cross Roads School,
Bvady Township, Cleavfield County
Cavson Keplev—Ruval School, N e a r
Mt. P l e a s a n t Mills
Waltev K a t c h i n — C o n e m a u g h Township, Gvazier
CLASSIFIED ADS
Maxine L a u f e r — W e s t Providence
(Continued from page 3)
Township, Bedford County
Rosaline
McConnell — Hill
Side
Dear Bashful Boy,
School, W a s h i n g t o n Township
Having seen your ad in the last
issue of the Times fov a quiet, y o u n g , Isabelle Milligan — Pevvy Township,
Jefferson C o u n t y
unpvesuming givl, I t h o u g h t I would
answer it. I am sixteen y e a r s old and Robevt N e w m a n — R o c k w o o d
have blonde cuvls. I am intevested in Rosella Pavks—Povtage
Mavy J. Holmes and Mavgaret Pedler, Ruth P e t e v s — P o v t a g e
but I can't bear Sinclaiv Lewis. I like Mae Rhodes—Jennev.^town, Somerset
County
movies, too, if t h e y ' r e sad. A n d I
spend my evenings w r i t i n g lettevs and Dovothy R o u g e a u x — C o u d l e y , Clearfield County
embroideving b u r e a u
scarfs,
and
sometimes I read sikology, b u t I c a n ' t Marjorie Slick — Taylor Township,
Blair Count.v
undevstand it vevy well.
If you don't think I'm too y o u n g , Maude S m i t h — L i n d e n Hall, H a r r i s
Township, C e n t r e County
I wish you would leave y o u r calling
card in Social Squave, and I'll ask Mo- Helen Stauffev—New Washington
thev if it's alvight, and we can be Grace S t u m p f — P i n e Grove School,
n e a r Philipsburg
introduced.
Eleanov W a l t z — Eldved Township,
Youvs t r u l y .
Lycoming County
Bashful Fveshwoman.
P..S. If I've made any fatal evvovs it's Cavl W a s s e e n — K y l e v t o w n , Clearfield
County
because I h a v e n ' t finished my E n g - ;
Mays W i l l i a m s — C r y d e r School, Blaiv
lish I. couvse yet.
County
2nd P.S. I am vevy fond of chocolate
sodas, but I don't like poetry, except
Secondary Group
some by t h a t m a n — w o t ' s his n a m e ? P'loyd B l o o m — N e w Millpost
It's a cinnamon fov visitor.
Chestev McCall—McElevy's F o r t
B. F.
I Scott M c L e a n — B l a n c h a r d
Charles V o n a d a — A l t o o n a
ALUMNI N O T E S
Stephen
Williamson — Anderson
Mrs. Florence Kniss Probst, an
School On the Hudson, N. Y.
alumna of Lock Haven S t a t e Teach- Isadore Ziff—Philipsburg
ers College and a r e s i d e n t of Lock John D u k e — C l a r e n c e
Haven, died on Novembev 6 a t the J a m e s Harlan—Millheim
Lock Haven Hospital,
I Virginia Long-—Mill Hall