GRADES

COLLEGE TIMES

BEAT
CLARION

State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol. 14.

The College Pays Tribute
To Memory of Mr. Lauer

First Successful
MusicalDramatic
Parents Day Held Presentation
by
On T. C, Campus Artist
Company
Parents and Other Relatives J. M. Barrie's Comedy-Drama
Guests of College on Sat. j and Shakespearean Fantasy
Oct. 31 for Activities
! Given on Second Course
STUDENT CO-OPERATION

No. 4.

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 4, 1936

STANDARDS RETAINED

A company of twenty-six actors
The first Parents' Day was held
on th© campus on Saturday, Oc- presented Sir James M. Barrie's
tober 31. The event was so success- "Deav Bvutus" and Shakespeave's
ful that the Social Activities Com- "A Mid-Summev Night's Dveam,"
mittee have planned to incorporate Thuvsday, Octobev 29, aftevnoon
the idea in programs for future and evening in the college auditovium. Despite the handicaps
years.
Student guides assisted in regis- which a stock company is fovced to
tering parents In the reception meet, the performances were well
room from 9 a. m. to 11 a. m. and staged.
"Deav Brutus," being a modern
conducting parents to morning
class sessions. At 11 a. m. the pro- play, was move enthusiastically regram in the Auditorium was open- ceived. The performance of Coled by the Student Chairman, Ash- I ette Humphrey, who played the
ley Woodridge, who introduced i difficult role of "Mavgaret," the
imaginavy daughtev, and Milton
the following program:
Welcome to Parents,Dr.Armstrong j Pavsons, as the painter, stood out
Song
Margaret Griffith I above the others. The brief scene
Curriculum
Tom Conrad ; of happiness enjoyed by the artDormitory Life
Rita Pohl ist and his daughter moved swiftly,
Lecture Course . . . Earlene Davis burning, to its inevitable consumSong—Trio—Ruth Simon, Ethel mation. The popularity of Hamilton Ward's "Lob" was also due to
Low, Julia Cronister
his ability to portray the character
Clubs and Organizations
Helen Nichols in addition to the stimulus caused
Publications . . . Charles Slonaker by the uniqueness of the role.
Social activities . . Caroline Brown Given more sympathetic parts the
other members of the cast would
Announcements
Song
Mr. Lehman probably have turned in more distinguished performances.
Alma Mater
After luncheon in the college
Due to the excellent lighting ef.
dining room, students conducted fects, the illusion of the woodland
the visitors through the buildings scenes in "A Mid-Summer Night's
on the campus. At 2 p. m. West Dream" was preserved. Again the
Chester T. C. team met the Col- acting of Miss Humphrey, Mr. Parlege football team. After dinner sons and Mr. Ward was most outan All-College Hallowe'en party standing. The choregvaphic deand dance was held in the Gym.
sign, though well executed on a
The faculty and student commit- sniall stage, contvibuted little to
tee decorated the Gym with pump- the congvuity of the pvoduction.
kins, cornstalks, bittersweet and However, Mendelssohn's musical
fall colors, following the chrysan- score with its preludes and themes
themum motif in the reception throughout the humorous situation
(Continued on page 4)
introdiuced by the guild members
was well received.
Comparison with the motion picADDITIONS TO LIBRARY
ture production was inevitable.
The following new books have Taken on the whole, with respect
been added to Dr. North's library, to production in the two mediums,
which is becoming very extensive: the works were considered to be
WHITE BANNERS by Lloyd C. about equal. Further comparison
Douglas, author of MAGNIFI- can be made after the showing of
CENT OBSESSION and GREEN the cinema production, scheduled
LIGHT.
for the near future in Lock Haven.
THE FLOWERING OF NEW
The third number on the Artists'
ENGLAND by Van Wyck Brooks Course, Meriam Marmein, dancer,
—a history of New England liter- will be presented on Thursday,
ature. A good book—^read it!
January 14, 1937.
A GRAIN OF WHEAT by Toyohiko Kajawa. This is a short novel
BEYOND SING THE WOODS
dealing with the life of a young
Japanese boy who finally achieves by Gulbvanssen. This is a story of
success in the cooperative move- Norway. A popular seller, it was
the choice of the Literary Guild
ment.
DRUMS ALONG THE MO- last spving.
WAKE UP AND LIVE by DovoHAWK by Walter C. Edmunds—
historical novel of central and thea Bvande is a stivring exortation to all of us to "snap out of it"
eastern New York state.
A PRAYER FOR MY SON by and live to the limit of our abilities
Hugh Walpole is the latest novel instead of going around half
asleep.
of the popular English writer.

CHARLES R. LAUER

At the vegular chapel period on
Wednesday, October 28, 1936,
Doctor Armstvong announced that
out of vespect to the memory of
Mv. Lauer all College classes would
close at two o'clock for the remainder of the day. He also stated
that in Mr. Lauer's death the College had lost a most valuable
friend; that Mr. Lauer had been
interested in the work of all the
students and Faculty and in every
phase of the College work. The
students stood for a minute in silent tribute.
Mr. Lauer was a member of the
Board of Trustees in 1914 when
the State came into full possession
of the State Teachers College. He
was again appointed as a Trustee
on Mavch 10, 1936, for a term of
fouv yeavs. He was elected President of the Board of Trustees on
.4pvil 16, 1936. His death occurred
at his home in Lock Haven on October 25, 1936.

President of Board of T r u s t e e s
Dies Suddenly Sunday Morning
Victim of Heart Attack; Funeral Services Were Held at His
Home Thursday Afternoon at 2 O'Clock; Interment
Made at Reading; Services Were Private
STUDENTS AND FACULTY EXTEND SYMPATHY
Charles R. Lauer, 66, president
of the Boavd of Trustees of the
Lock Haven State Teachevs College, died suddenly Sunday movning, Octobev 25, at his home as the
vesult of a heavt attack.
Funeval services were held on
Thursday afternoon at 2 o'clock at
the vesidence in charge of the Rev.
Harold E. Schmaus, acting rector
of St. Paul's Episcopal Church.
Private committal services were
held Friday at the Reading Mausoleum.
Mr. Lauer was born at Thorndale, Sullivan County, and when a
child, removed with his parents to
Lapovte. He was educated in the
Laporte schools and was graduated
from the Eccles College of Embalming, Philadelphia. Following
his graduation, he went into partnership with V. B. Holcomb in the
furniture and undertaking business at Dushore.
In 1907, Mr. Lauer bought the
undertaking business of the late
R. N. Sloan and with his family located here. He was an active membev of St. Paul's Episcopal Chuvch
and for many years was a membev
of the vestvy, was active in the Ro-

tavy Club of which he was a charter niember, chairman of club service committee and vice president.
He was one of the organizers of
the Lock Haven Motor Club, of
which he had been president for
more than 11 years, was a member
of the executive committee of the
Pennsylvania Motor Federation,
and was a member of the executive
committee of the State Funeral
Directors' Association.
Mr. Lauer's service on the college board was the second occasion
on which he had served in this capacity, as he had been a former
trustee. The mausoleum where he
was interred is in a real estate
development which he promoted at
Wyomissing when he was engaged
iu that business at Reading. He
was a member of the local Masonic
bodies, the Lock Haven Lodge of
Elks, and Washington Camp, No.
195, P. O. S. of A. A director of
the Lock Haven Building and Loan
Association and of the Lock Haven
Chamber of Commerce, he was vice
president of the Clinton Country
Club.
Survivors are his wife, a son, W.
(Continued on page 4j

The students and faculty of the College wish to express
their sympathy at the death of Mr. Lauer, President of the
College Board of Trustees.
Mr. Lauer served our College in a friendly and able
inanner. He was ever conscious of his duties as a responsible citizen, and gave his services freely to this College
and community.

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COLLEGE T I M E S
The College Times is published a t the Lock Haven State Teachers
College, Lock Haven, Penna., by the Board of Editors of the College
When do I begin to eat a t the
Do you use pronouns without
Times.
table?
<lefinite antecedents?
Fov instance, do you say, "He Not until everyone has been
Published semi-monthly during the school year
picked the Yanks to win, which served and the hostess begins to
Subscription rate $.50 per year
eat.
was against my pvedietions?"
Who is served first?
You ought to say, "His predicBOARD OF CONTROL
tion that the Yanks would win was
The hostess.
Editor-in-Chief—Ruth Crowley
contvavy to mine." Why? Because
Who is served last?
Editorial Board
The host.
Facultv Adviser
Mr. Parsons theve is no single word in the first
Who is served after the hostess?
Student Adviser
Helena Silagyi sentence that includes all that you
The person at the right of the
Editorial
Charles Slonaker intend to convey througii the proMake-up
Caroline Brown, Jane Seltzer, Clyde Huston noun "which."
hostess. After all on her right
Features—Joe McNerney, Eleanor Wood, Marion Arndt, Jean Dykens,
Anothev common fault of this have been sewed, then those to
Alice Fvedevicks, Joseph Pinuchalek
sovt is illustrated by the following the left of the hostess ave served.
Clubs—De Ronda Weakland, Betty Rothermel, Audrey Foor, Ruth sentences: "I fell and bruised my
In passing food, should I help
Freeman
myself as it goes by me before the
Sports
Dick Harvey hip. This kept me fvom classes."
What kept you from classes? It i hostess has had a chance to help
News
Helen Greenman, Frances Strayer, Vivian Mark
Typists—Madolyn Millev, Georgine Gottschall, Sophie Gendel, Marie was the accident, the bruise—but'herself?
you haven't used either word.
No. The hostess should always
Kraemer
Therefore you ought to say, "The be sewed first.
Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in accident kept me fvom classes."
Should I reach fov food at the
Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1923.
table even if it is not near me?
Entered as Second Class matter November 6, 1928, at the Post
No, let the one nearest the deOffice at Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.
sived avticle pass it to the hostess.
Should I ever stack the dishes?
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 1936
No, absolutely not.
Should I spread an entire slice
of bread at one time?
ANONYMOUS LAYS ABOUT No, indeed! Just break it up and
Why Are You In College?
Dearly beloved veadev, please spvead it a quarter at a time.
Why are you here in school? Is it to devote your time to the don't take ofl'ense at this innocent
development of social activities, or is it to study and have good marks , little column. Fav be it fvom me to
and by so having good marks be better fitted to fill your position in omit your name intentionally, or
the community as a competent teacher? Then again, you may be here to use it slurringly. However, I am
to gain a well-rounded education, socially and scholastically, and in this open to complaints, all and sundry.
manner be properly fitted to fill your niche as a school teacher and as Just make them known to "yours
a member of the community, but do not go to extremes in either truly," where they will be humbly CLUB DISPLAYS TALENT
mstance^.^^ are several types of students; the grind, the social student, ' [^ceived. We heard that there is at
who de- , The^Dramatic
Club is ready to
and the avevage student.
'• :..^l one
. fair. creature
,
• ^
The gvind: This is a student who has his waking hours devoted i,'Shts in seeing her name m the launch its first pvoduction of the
to the bettevment of and incveasing of his knowledge, but does not "Times"—Miss Mavgavet Havmon. year, "The Neighbors," a one-act
pavticipate in the social life, activities, etc., of the school and is con- It might be easy vating the "Ex- comedy by Zona Gale. Miss Brong,
sequently out of step with the "life" of the college, or latev the com- press," Marge. What do you think Dramatic Club faculty adviser, is
munity in which he will teach. Much of teaching today is devoted of a young lady who actually ve- directing the play, with Rita Pohl
to the extra-curricular activities and as such this student, despite all fused sixty-fouv bids to the Ed acting as student coach. The cast
his accumulated knowledge and good marks, is not suitably trained Club dance just to stay home and i'ov the play includes: Lucetta Mcto accept his position among the teachers in the public schools.
The social student: Here is the butterfly, the dancer, the boon wash hev hair, or maybe Mac just Kibben (Mrs. Abel), Martha Halto lonely mankind. Blithely fluttering through the college—gathering couldn't make up her mind? Jim brook (Mrs. Trot), Helena Silagyi
no moss but acquiring a beautiful polish. He contributes nothing , I^™"^" seems to be helping her, or (iVIrs. Moran), Florence Duke
definite except his magnificent presence to be admired. This type of so I heard. By the way, did you (Grandma), Anne Pyura (Mrs.
student has forgotten that there are parents at home who are greatly notice that delightful red necktie Ellsworth), Carmilla F o l m a r
discouraged by the low marks sent back to the "old homestead" at the he secured by some mysterious (Inez), Raymond Kniss (Peter)
end of each quai-ter
means? Jim Finn has even been and Jack Livingston (Ezra WilThe average student: (The student) This is the student who known to weav the same oi-nate Haras).
makes of his college life a well balanced affair, combining a reasonable
Stagecraft committees were oramount of study with activities; social and extra-curricular. This is the decovation. Ah, who said the faiv
student who is best pvepaved to go out into the world and best fill sex weve the peacocks? By the ganized to assist in the pvoduction.
way, would any of you be intevest- Those on the staff ave: Costumers,
the position of teachev
Soon there will be a weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth when od m Advice to the A-lovn? Maybe, Helen Eyevly, Sava Sykes, and'
the mavks ave veceived. Some will have the complacent smile of a you could pvofit by a few of these Amy Zanev; Make-up avtists, Julia
person completely self-satisfied with the result, yet do not take into suggestions. The way to Mv. Coxe's Cvonistev,
Lucetta
McKibben
considevation that, although they are heve fov the purpose of graduat- heart is through his stomach. Dr. Maxine English- Pvopevtv commit^
ing, they ave also preparing themselves to become an active influence North feels a tenderness for the tee, Clee Howe,'Madeline Hettler
in the community Then again there will be some who are afraid to serious souls who patronize his Rose Marino- Stage manager.
pettier,
Remem'bS-1'' Marks are important, yet not all-important.
! ''^"^'"^ "^'•'^'•y; ^l^^ Dixon softens Frank Kotchi^i Prompter, Jack
I nev heavt to all who engage m the Livingston.
ancient feminine gvace, natural: As one of the "Inner Circle,"
dancing. When in Mr. Sullivan's let me suggest that the Dramatic
classes, let yourself be heard, not Club is going to "hum" this year.
Some students wondered if the
A frog is in a well twenty-four just seen. In Mr. Ulmer's classes Miss Brong is full of new i d e a s pool of water which Margaret, an feet deep. If every day he jumps do not go to sleep. Learn short and she is persevering. Some of
imaginary person in "Deav Bvu- up two feet and every night, falls hand to get Miss Poole's lectuves. her best ideas concern the plan for
tus," used as a mivror was also down one foot, how many days Remember to laugh at the right a membership drive. According to
imaginary. If not. Dearth didn't will it take to reach the top?
time in Mr. Fleming's room. If, Miss Brong, almost every person
mind sitting in it.
At a vecent five a fireman stood you're in any of Miss Geary's , in the school is eligible for dramSid and Mr. Hursh missed their on the middle rung of a ladder classes, observe these three things: I atics, because of its many phases.
cues d'^""g the afternoon per-; di^.^cting watev into the burning «"dy, study, study. In Dr. North's: such as costuming, property, light
formance. What no prompter?
• building. As the smoke diminished, '^'='f"<^^ * ° " ° ^ the same procedure i ing, stage design, stage carpentry.
The mood of the various acts m he stepped up three rungs and con- 7 1 ^ "^°»'^ ^°;. ^°i' f ^ft of com-; play writing, etc., as well as acting,
"The Dream .could be prophesied tinued his work from that point. ' P'?*^^ suggestions leading to a i from which the student is able to
by the expression and action of the ^ ^ „ j j ^ „ flare-up forced him to f ^ ° ' ' ' f " = success, send a self-ad-j choose. A keen interest in some
pianist during his rendition of the ^ ^jg^^g^j ^^^^ ^.^^^
Later, he i'''''^f'^.'^ envelope with one dollar I department of dramatic activity, a
Mendelssohn preludes
; ^ j j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^^ ^.^ remaining rungs f'"' ?"'!'^^-';!^l^ T^^ <?l-98) to ; willingness to work, and a spirit of
About all unfavorable criticisms:, ^„^ ^^^^^.^^ ^^^ building. How : *^^ ^™^^ headquarters. Have ' dependability are the only require.
The fault, dear students, is not many
„,,.„„^ rungs
,.„„„^ were
^„,.„ there
,;,„,.„ in
-^ "^^^
the ,„H.
lad- Y"" noticed that there is a lot to ments to become a "Deb." The aim
Leonard Capvio? Did you know of ouv club is to discover and dein our programs.
' der?
that the givls who take the roll in velop, by^^ means of
^^ ^a .,^...^.,
But in ourselves, that
series „^
of pracunappreciative.
J,,.
chapel ave Ruth Fveeman and | lice plays not"o"nlv "talent"fn^'act
Given a second chance with a , they had. the whole wovld they Helen Nichols? I'll see what I c a n i n g , to be'used in public nerform
recognized Broadway company— j would want
want aa satellite
satellite for
for theiv
theiv j do about an intvoduction. Mr. j ances later in the year but also tc
some" people are never satisfied". If ' potato patch.
(Continued on page 4)
CConunuea on page 4)

EDITORIAL

Chat Flows Free
O n This and That

" Neighbors ^^ To
Be Dramatized

Did You Notice? Answer Me This

COLLEGE TIMES

Plato Walks With Clubs Swing Into F a l l Activities Fall Sports Hold
Campus Rambler with Teas, Hallowe'en Parties GirTs Attention
HOCKEY TEAMS MEET
Cabin Parties and Hikes
POETASTER'S REMARKS
Twenty-three hundred years ago
an oldish man leaned against Ick
the tinsmith's shop, switching at
the flies around his bare legs with
an olive twig. The street loafers
lolled about, and snickered at his
witty strokes. Plato was there, a
lanky youth, who was to follow
the bald-headed master fov the
next seven years. This was the
Ideal Teacher, and to the dull dogmatists of the Middle Ages he bequeathed the Socratic method,
never patented, never surpassed,
and little used.
He was our ancestor, and I
chanced to welcome him turning
the dark corner at the dorm entrance last night. He seemed glad
to see me, though his greeting was
casual.
You're pretty far from home,
aren't you, sir? I ventured.
He pointed an aged finger: Are
those your books? And your teach,
ers, do they rely on books to instruct you? Their function, aside
from directing you to good books,
is it to stimulate original thought
with suggestions from their broad
knowledge? Do you count character in education? Those are great
men you sit under; men you love
to sit under and talk with? I would
suppose it so. I had a teacher once
—he was a man! I would drop in
some evening and wait on the edge
of his easy chair while he smoked
and finished his writing. He would
ask what I was doing, weve my
studies going well; was my family
well; was my brother stroking the
crew this year? Before we turn
in, old man, let's go out for some
chocolate. We talked long over our
cups.
Time fell around my ears; I was
talking to my history instructor
outside the College gate after an
"Arbor." The moon was rimmed
by stark oak branches on the campus.
"Good night, old man." He was
off toward his room. I ran up the
walk to the dorm, almost tripping
over the squirrel hound who paced
the weary hours under the oak
He sniffed as I passed, and pointed
his muzzle to the stars.

BEAT CLARION
This Saturday afternoon the undefeated big Maroon team will
have a so-called breather on their
schedule when they meet Clarion
State Teachers College on the Clarion field.
Most of you remember that we
practically tore them apart last
year with a score of 39-0. So far
this year they have played thvee
games and have lost them all, two
with close scoves, and one by a
large margin.
These scores do not mean that
we will win, but, if the team remains in theiv pvesent condition,
we should play the entive game in
theiv tevvitory.
EDITOR'S NOTE: All cuts in the
College "Times" are used thru
the courtesy of the "Lock Haven
Express."

Even if the weather is too snap-

Sororities Entertain Newly Accepted Members. Day Y. W. py for real tennis concentration,
the girls don't seem to mind it
C. A. ancl .Ioint Y Meetins Hear Travel Talk;
while
playing hockey. Now that
Jubilant Hikers Make Woods Ring
this is well undev way, two teams,
the Primary-Majors and the InterMANY ACTIVITIES PLANNED FOR THIS SEASON
mediate-Secondaries have been
formed. The following girls make
up these respective teams:
P.-M.
Position
I.-S.
Wilma Allen
Jean Beach
R. wing
Jane Stehman
Ruth Conn
R. inside
Myra Glossner
Mary E. Ringler
C. forward
Madeline Deise . . . Martha Mapes
L. inside
Mary Romeo
Marion Brown
L. wing
Marg.McCollum Virginia Bennison
R. halfback
Mary Kress . . . . . Faye Laubscher
C. halfback
Ethel Evancoe , Florence Galante
L. halfback
Dovothy Shelley
. Vivian Young
R. fullback
Helen Adams
Ruth Foulk
new members of the Y. w c. A., I ;;i;7;,;-'^ig;;';:;^;^--^;' ;-;-;:;^;''cidZ Mildred White . C. Dieffenderfer
Goal keeper
were in chai'ge of the meeting on .^^es, and sandwiches were served.
.
[ However, these positions are
Thursday, Oct. 29. Miss Bottorf, '
teacher of art, was guest speaker
Education Club
subject to change as the game conand gave a vivid account of her
At the regular meeting of the tinues.
European tour last summev.
Education Club held Tuesday, Oc-; The archery group, composed of
Myrtle Andrews pvesided at the tober 27, plans were made for the] Kay Reese, Vera Chilcot, Ethel
past Y. W. C. A. meeting. "Race coming meetings of the year. New. Evancoe, Madolyn Miller, La Rue
Prejudice" was her topic, after members will be initiated at the: Wheeler, Ruth Barner and Olga
which the members joined in a j ^gxt gathering, when the roll of: Mavovak, meets evevy Wednesday
general discussion of the question. the gvoup will be incveased. Speak- at 4 :20 o'clock, back of the gym.
evs have been arranged for the; The bows and arrows that were
Alpha Sigma Tau
remainder of the year. As one of: ordered arrived in fair shape (that
What a more pevfect evening the leading ovganizations on the is, not ALL of them were broken),
could you have fov a suvpvise campus, the Education Club has ^ October 14 and October 21, they
moonlight hike and niavshmallow
good wishes of the remainder: learned the corvect method of
toast than the one that the Alpha the
j holding and shooting the bows and
Sigma Tau girls chose, Wednesday, of the school.
avvows. Even without a tavget the
October 28? After a fine houv of
Carnet Mondain
| j ,
j , y^. ^^ ^ ^y
hiking on the well-known paths
A une reunion du Naturalists': *^
_n
L
about the college 'iieath a big yel- Club le 16 octobre. Mile. Clee T r •TQ'-T-' T \ > f A / ' ^ I I V T C
low moon they sang and ate by Howe a parle brievement de sa J U O i
i i V l / V V j l i r N JC
the blazing light of an autumn five. visite a Pittsburgh cet ete, et Mile.,
Did you hear us singing as we Hilda Smith de sa visite recente
"Pete" Mollura wearing a size
vetuvned?
dans le New York.
.;even shoe on an eleven foot.
Le bal de I'Education Club a eu
Joe Hosie's being related to
Pi Kappa Sigma
lieu samedi le 24 octobre. En at-]"Veeto" Esposito.
On Friday, October 23, the Pi tendant le bal, les membres du, "Ollie" Kling answering a quesKappa Sigma Sorority entertained Cevcle avient ecoute le rapport de \ tion without stopping to think,
the meinbers of the Sigma Sigma la Commission des Preparatifs a; " J a n " Brouse staying away
Sigma and the Alpha Sigma Tau la reunion du 16 octobre, et on j fi-om the gym during a dance,
Sovorities at a tea in the Reception s'etait veuni vendvedi dans le gym-1 "Squivvellie" Lovd in a boxing
Room. Guests of honor were Miss nase pour le decover, sous la dir- ring fightingJ'Norie" Kepple.
Faddis, the new adviser of Pi Kap- ection de M. Hauge, president de
'Sonny" Blankenship compared
pa Sigma, and Mrs. Bossert, pat- la Conimission de Decorations.
to Robevt Taylov in a romantic
roness of the sorovity. The table
Lundi le 19 octobve les mem- scene.
was decovated with fall flowevs. bves du Glee Club Cantarina se
"Avt" Duckett telling the truth
Tea, .sandwiches, and cake were sont bien amusees au resevvoiv. just once.
served. Committees in charge of On a sevvi des sandwiches a viande
"Little Caesar" Jusick being a
the affair weve: Refveshments— hachee, des pommes, pes pets de j water boy for the West Chester
Helen Eyevly,chaivinan, Rose Mav- nonne, et de I'orangeade.
game.
ino, and Mvs. Bossert; Preparation
La Pi Kappa Sigma a regu venWilbur Higenbotham riding a
—^Rutli Eleanov Bower, chairman. dredi
23 octobre, a I'heure du pony. (Poor pony).
Marguerite McCollum, Jane Steli- the, enle I'honneur
de Mile. Faddis.
"Quack" Weaver having webbed
nu'ii, Ii'ene Meyer, Eleanor Cupp, Invitees etaient les
de feet.
laitille Glossner, and Ruth Simon; la Sigma Sigma Sigmamembres
et de I'Al"Jerry" Mertz and "Swede"
Serving—Jean Helman, chairman,
Yarrison telling you to make noise
Maxine English, and Martha Hol- pha Sigma Tau.
Les membres de I'Education in the library.
brook; Clean-up—Hilda Smith,
Bill Flegal putting up an arguchairman, Molly Buvinger, Mar- Club ont ete lea invites de M.
guerite Smith, and Ann Pyura. Rude, mardi soil-, le 27 actobre. ment against the Republican Party.*
Mr. Bossert teaching the dormiM. Vickery, qui devait recevoir
Rose Marino poured, and Helen
les membres de la Societe Rambou-1 tory boys how to throw bottles
Eyerly was hns Less.
illet mercredi soir, le 28 octobre down the hall more accurately.
On Tuesday evening, Oct. 27, a defere la reunion a cause du
Doris Winand dating someone
the members of Pi Kappa Sigma deuil du College.
else besides William Hopkins
Sovority enjoyed a Hallowe'en
Les eleves de la J. H. S. se sont (ladies' man).
party. Guests of honor were the bien amuses a une partie de Veille
"Carrot Top" Gilmartin keeping
new pledges, Jane Stehman, Ann de Toussaint, qui a eu lieu ven- quiet during a meal. (It really
Pyura, Marguerite Smith, and
happened ONCE.)
(Continued on page 4)
A joint Y. W. and Y. M. meet-; Fvances Taylov, Miss Faddis, the
ing was held in the Auditovium on new advisev, and Mrs. Bossert,
Wednesday evening, October 28. jiatvoness. Most of the guests presAftev the devotionals and musical ent weve attived in costumes, some
povtioii of the pvogram, during of which were a trifle unusual. Tvy
which Anne Banzahf sang a solo, as they might, some of the girls
Miss Bottorf, of the College Fac- could not explain just what they
ulty, gave an intevesting talk on weve supposed to represent. The
hev recent European trip.
mystery deepened as a truly terA trip to London, bicycling riblc ghost appeared. In spite of
through Wales, train tour through the odd costumes, however, everyScotlaiid, and a plane jaunt to one enjoyed herself. Apple bobFrance furnished material for bing, games, and ghost stories demany interesting observations on lighted those present. Features of
customs, costumes, transportation, the evening weve the stunts which
food, and architectuve of the each givl had to perform. Some
countries involved.
new and pvoniising talents were
exhibited to an appreciative audDay Room Y. W. C. A.
ience for the first time. The auva
Pauline Bavvows, Mavion Avndt of mystevy was enhanced by the
and Mavguevite McCollum, three spooky witches, cats, candles, etc..

COLLEGE TIMES

Reserve Nov. 21
THE
Sophomore Hopj Comment from the
ANNUAL MAJOR EVENT

QOAL POST

Sidelines . . . Here and There with the
Squad . . . Heard in the Huddle
By JOE SARAFINSKI

W h a t Is Expected
From "Times"
WE WANT YOUR IDEAS

Students and Faculty, the ColThe Sophomore Class will make
lege "Times" is your paper. What
its debut in the entertainment field
The L. H. T. C. gridders are all bounds. "Son" Blankenship has the do you personally expect from it?
the week prior to Thanksgiving, down to hard practice drills, "dreamy look" in his eyes now. Do you want past, present, or fuwith a sweeping of skirts and a scrimmage every night, and three Cupid certainly is pulling the wool ture news printed in it? The memtinkling of silver buckles. The real tough football games are ovev somebody's eyes,
bers of the Staff are really interSophs will cause another red-letter ahead of them. Clarion is a much
. . .
ested in your opinion. Will you
day to appear on the calendar. improved team; Mansfield is still
"Junior" Mollura must be workSophomore Hop, November 21, undefeated (they must be tough); ing very hard these days. He can't please give it to us in writing?
No organization that is satisfled
will be the best entry in your date Shippensburg, well their victory make his feet do the tricks they
with
its past is a truly progresbook. If you haven't a book, tie a over California (47-0) tells us all used to do. The girls certainly miss
sive institution. It is well to look
string around your finger.
we want to know about them.
some grand entertainments. Mayu back upon the past glories of
Two of the three games will be be Mr. Lehman could arrange to Rome, but the future must also be
The annual Sophomore Hop is
always a major event of the year. played at home, so let us all turn have Mr. Peter Leucocytosis Mol- considered. We must not reach a
This time it promises to be a out at these games and show the lura on one of the future enter- state of being satisfied with the
super-feature. For weeks the will- fellows that the student body is tainment courses.
"status quo."
. » .
ing committees have been spending behind them, win or lose.
When the paper comes out we
their precious leisure time in preTalk about going social. Jack hear students complain that there
. * *
paring an evening full of fun,
What connection is there be- Yohe seems to be doing all right is no news in it, but do they really
thrills, and sparkling entertain- tween our star punter, "Jocko" for himself. But from talk heard give constructive criticism?
ment. Heading the committees are Nevins, and a "toothbrush?" May. around the campus, "Little Jack"
Please write your opinion and
the following chairmen: Decora- be "Mickey" can answer that one. is going to have a lot of competi- impressions and place them in the
tions, Edward Kolner; RefreshBill McCollum and Johnny Kru- tion. Don't let it worry you. Jack; box which will be located in the
ments, Katherine Campbell; Pro- per had sixty-two cents on the score a couple of touchdowns in Coliege Bookstore. These articles
grams, George Ross; Tickets and I Kutztown trip. Did they byi any every game and we'll all love you. should be in by one week after
Invitations, Hobart Mann; Music, chance buy a couple of "cokes"
• * *
this issue.
Walter Montague; and Publicity, with that money?
"Chubby" Marks was told that
Raymond Kniss. Under the capable
he was underweight. You should
- . •
leadership of these people the
'Buzzie" Buzzelli has been see the boy put on the "eating
Sophomores have been working dil- keeping
his boxing record in top Power" in the dining hall. Well,
igently to make their bow in as ef- shape since he came back to "Chubby," we hope you reach your i
fective a manner as possible.
school. He has fought four or five ; normal weight. What is it?
j
T,T ^' * * • j •
^i. i HOPKINS, SMITH STAR
On Saturday, November 21, the bouts, and he won every one of:
gymnasium will become a wonder- them. Keep it up, "Buzz" old boy, . Walter Montague is doing nothBy DICK HARVEY
fully be-decked ball-room; melodic we want to see you get your 'J'S hut thinking of the future
The boys on the team certainly
strains will come from the instru- chance at the Intercollegiate Bouts, football games. What s that? You made good their boast Saturday
. . .
say you are doing Chemistry, too? afternoon when they tasted the
ments of the music masters hired
Where was "The Roarer" Con- Well, so is "Ducky" Weaver,
for the occasion, and satisfying refruits of victory over a team that
freshments will be served to care- rad on the night of Oct. 24? Too
"Mike" Mannion spends a lot of was picked by all of the experts to
bad
he
wasn't
at
the
"Ed
Club"
free couples at our Hop.
dance. Maybe he can tell you some- time in the library. Can it be an- beat them. We believe that the
Don't procrastinate! Girls, start thing about the Windber-Altoona other case of "socialization?" The Blue and Gold Rams came here a
other gridders enjoy themselves little bit over-confident, for they
making those goo-goo eyes and see football game.
by calling names through the lib- had completely annihilated the Big
to it that you are asked. IT is goSocial life among the football rary windows. "Mike" is used to Maroon before the opening whistle.
ing to be some dance. Boys! Make
early dates for this dance. Those players is improving by leaps and that now. Or isn't he?
They came onto the field in their
who hesitate will be left behind.
flashy uniforms only to find the
Havenites could score on them in
If you first do not succeed, try,
the first eight minutes of play. Led
try again; some one will go with
by Captain Smith, the team drove
you. The Sophs extend to you a
To
down to the twelve yard line, from
most cordial invitation to attend
To
Grand Monopoly Corporation a t which point Len Johnsonis booted
their Soph Hop. Come one, come The man who held the Parthemeals.
a field goal, and gave the boys a
all! It is rumored that you will
non on his knees.
Mr. Walk's pipe.
3-0 lead over the Blue Devils.
listen to the melodious strains of' Miss Bentley's genius for culUse of library for social room.
"Red" Witherson and his merry
The lead only served to make
inary surprises.
Nine weeks' tests.
makers.
the Maroon aggregation fight
The perseverance that would
Poorly
equipped
Day
Rooms.
harder, for, after giving the Rams
not be confounded — the
The "baby talkers."
the ball only a few times in the
squirrel hound's.
PARENTS' DAY
K. Harris' library chatter.
quarter, Hopkins intercepted a
New athletic field fence.
Quarterly Fees.
pass from Patrick on the Chester
Parents'
Day—and
money
from
'Continued from page 1)
20, and dashed to the four, from
Dad.
room and auditorium.
where he carried it over. Johnsonis
The
faculty
who
forget
to
take
The record showed guests from
converted the extra point, making
roll.
Cogan Station, Williamsport, MorDRAMATIC CLUB PLAY the score 10-0 in the Maroons'
risdale, Northumberland, Mont- Mrs. Rude's refreshments.
favor.
(Continued from pag'e 2)
gomery, Mill Hall, Mercersburg, The roommate's neckties.
The Rams came into the second
find
eflSciency
and
qualities
of
reRenovo, Burn, Smock, Clearfield,
half
with lots of fight, and marched
sponsibility
in
all
other
depart
Hyndman, Shinglehouse, Lock Haments of dramatic work. The ideal eighty yards down the field, Dick
ven, Duquesne, Bellefonte, Alclub has, for every actor, two or Nye cavvying the ball over from
FALL ACTIVITIES
toona,
Snowshoe,
Philipsburg,
three members intevested in stage- the sixteen. His brother. Bob,
Pittsburgh.
craft. If you have a sincere enthus- kicked the extra point. Still trail(Continued from page 3)
iasm for any type of footlight en- ing three points, they fought
dredi le 30 octobre a une heure. deavor, keep eyes and ears alert fiercely
in their own territory.
CHAT FLOWS FREE
On a sevvi du cidve, des pets de fov the first call for membership in Hopkins took the ball off-tackle
nonne, du pumpkin pie, et des the "Outer Circle."
(Continued from page 2)
for a thirty-two yaixl run, and advanced it to the Ram six. The final
Hague was very "enthused" with pommes. Des prix ont ete donne
Plans
are
under
way
for
the
secle costome le plus bizarre, le
the talkies we had in chapel the pour
„i„ ,-„n 1 „i, i„i^ „!- 1
i„ ond practice production. Miss whistle blew before the boys could
other day. Now I wonder if Earl- plus job, le plus laid, et les plus gvong has chosen "The Valiant," scove. Next week. Clarion—BE
,
' by Hall and Middleman, a tense THERE.
fng could be democratic and come amusant.
Mme. E. . N. . Confer
°
down to our level? Did you ever
T , TTa passe la dramatic piece,
«' which will ;lend it-'
LAUER DEATH
e-o to the movies when Joe Lucas'•™ "^ semaine a Lock Haven avec ggif to spectacular acting. She says
was there? He has the cutest sa fille. Mile. Rebecca Confer.
this play has been voted the most;
(Continued from page 1)
laugh at the wrong time. We wonMile. Geraldine Fulton, ancienne popular of the one-act plays which Cuvtis Lauer, a daughter, Miss
der if a certain freshman has cap- etudiante du College, qui actuelle- she has produced.
I Caryl B. Lauer, New York City,
tured Ash Woolridge's heart? No ment fait ses etudes de gardeThe Dramatic Club is planning and three sisters, Mrs. Eugene
doubt vou have been wondering malade a I'Hopital de I'Etat a Phil- to produce a play a month, so that Heim, West Pittston; Mrs. F. H.
>^ow long we were going to rave ipsburg, a passe la fin de semaine the best talent in the school may Ingham, Lemoyne, and Mrs, E.
on Relax—That's all for this time, au College.
be disocvored.
Louise Barrows, New York City.

Maroons
Powerful

ORCHIDS

BRICKBATS

Down
Rams