I n f Officers Are Elected COLLEGE For Next Year's Clubs TIMES Vol. 20 LOCK HAVEN, PENNA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 3, 1944 Dr. Troyer Speaks Joseph Hutnyan To Student Council Will Go to Navy On Its Government Dish Washer Wanted COUNCIL DISCUSSES HIGH SCHOOL DAY SET MAY 6 Group Attends Convention At Kutztown April 28-29 The Student Board of Directors convened twice Ia.st month, Wednesday, April 26 and Thursday, April 27. Both meetings were of special elgnlficance with many Important items of business coming up. The u s u a l order of business w a s followed with President Elliot's calling the roll and t h e reading of t h e minutes by Alice Kohlhepp. At the Wednesday meeting the lioard decided on many important Issues. The method of scheduling g a m e s for W. A. A. waa laid down, in addition to a g u a r a n t e e of $600.00 for next year's activities. T h e convention a t Kutztown on April 28-29 w a s discussed, with a number of students declaring their intentions of going. For High School Day, Which win be Saturday, May 6, the president asked all etudents for t h e fullest support. M i e s Elliot a n nounced t h a t Dr. Troyer of Syracuse would be present a t t h e next council meeting to speak on methods of improving our atudent government. By LE JUNE PIER To t h e haunting strains of a very i n h a r m o n i o u s women's q u a r t e t singing "We'll Meet Again," a tali figure with hands over ears s t r e a k s out of t h e college kitchen. The quartet breaks into sobs and one voice screams, "Joe's leaving!" Hutnyan stops and tears his hair. "Girls! For the fiftieth time—the Navy doesn't want me for a couple weeks yet. Can't you wait until I go to s a y 'Good-by'"? "You'll write every day, won't 5'ou Joe?" "Tou'U spend your leaves in the dishwasher. . . " "We'll never let anyone elae wear ydur dirty old apron. . . " A head droops on a tray of glasses, and t h e weeping resumes. F i n a l l y t e a r soaked dish towels a r e hung t o dry, and the four girl dish washers resolutely straighten their shoulders. "We must be brave." The whole college must be brave. We a r e losing one of the swellest men on campus merely because he Is eighteen and hia feet aren't flat. Who' is going to h e l p write n e x t year's P r a e c o ? W h a t will the Time* do without its reporter and columni s t ? Where will the Y. M. C. A. get 'CRUCIBLE' READY FOR DISTRIBUTION MAY 15 The Crucible wiil be distributed May 15. This magazine is published annually by the English Club and edited this year, by Doris Huffman. It contains s t u d e n t s ' c r e a t i v e work—short stories, essays, drama, and poetry. Most ot the contributed material comes from members of the advanced composition c l a s s , which is t a u g h t by Dr. William R. North. No. 9 Maxine Hoffman Is Elected Marywood College Teacher ISummer Sessions i Commence June 5 College Introduces FourYear Aeronautics Course Spring Formal Attracts 100 T. C. Couples Altoona Swingsters Furnish Music New Freshman Class Is Expected MAXINE H O F f M A N Maxine Hoffman, of St. Mary's, h a s been elected to teach health and physical education a t Mary w o o d Decorations Are Navy Blue College, Scranton. Maxine g r a d u a t e s in May and will begin her new Sky, White Stars, and work in Septen>b«-. Garden "I'm looking forward to organizA n a r y blue s k y studded with ing' a, physical education d e p a r t white s t a r s hung over the flower ment," Maxine said when she w a s garden a t T. C. t h e night of April asked how she felt about being on 22, for t h i s waa t h e night of the a college faculty. Since swimming a n d basketball, Spring Formal. The strains of "Poinciana" fur- a r e her favorite sports, she w i l l nished by the Swingsters of Altoona t e a c h them n e x t year. "I hope t o floated through the garden a s peo- I improve the t w o - y e a r compulsory ple danced or Intermissioned in the i phye. ed. course," she stated. She gliders, porch chairs or lover's seats I will have golf and tennis on her June 5 will o p en s u m m e r session here at the college. Pre-sesslon lasts until June 2S, with the regular session beginning J u n e 25 and ending August 5. From August 7 to August 25 the post-session will be scheduled. A new freshman clas,s is expected to enter this summer. As yet, the entire school enrollment expected has not been ascertained. In addition to t h e regularly scheduled courses in art, education, E n g lish, geography, health and physical education, mathematics, science and social studies, Aeronautics E d u c a tion will be i n a u g u r a t e d . Under this instruction t h e f o l l o w i n g courses w i l l be offered: Aircraft Identification, A i r c r a f t Engines, Civil Air Regulations, Meteorology, and Navigation. The program of courses being ofZT:\,^1''^Z\ ^ r . " ! " . T r . ! L - ' t > . a t were tucked In all t h e nooks I P — " ' ^ - Marywood College h a s fered t h i s summer is pending, since tatlve like Joe? T h e Dramatics and corners. A few thirsty couples i ^^^ necessary equipment and facili- the list Is made up according to deClub will miss him, too. In fact ties on Its c a m p u s . In addition to mand. T h e maximum credit t h a t a everyone will. But Joe was m a d e could be found a t t h e gay blue and these, s h e expects to c o n d u c t student may earn during the sumwhite umbrella which covered the for the Navy (it says here on this eople A meeting of. t h e dormitory girls was held on Wednesday, April 19, in the Y. W. C. A. room. Doris Huffman, vice president o f t h e council, was in charge. Reports were given by J a n e Piumpis, Sally Zubler, Dr. McElwee, J e a n Madill, and Marie Wlnkleman. Election of officers took place. T h e new officers a r e vice-president, Helene Porter; secretary, Catherine Kelley; treasurer, Alice Kohlhepp; s t u d e n t council repres e n t a t l v e , Audrey Neuhard. J e a n Drye w a s elected president a t a p r e v i o u s meeting. Miss Huffman appointed a committee to make a r r a n g e m e n t s for the formal dinner which will be held a t the close of the semester. This committee consists of Marie W l n k leman, Alice Bubb, R u t h Preston, and Martha Badick. After the official bu.siness was concluded, refreshments were served through the hospitality of the Dean of Women. good to have little r a y s of sutishlne come into their lives. Those Phys. Ed. majors, Kelley and Bonfillo, were actually asked to slow down. They had the whole table plied up, a n d t h e supervisor j u s t couldn't s t a n d that. Josie pavlock forgot her night pass one night lately a n d discovered her loss j u s t a s the bus drove up. Carpenter and Hardy, with t h e help of the rest of the gang, held t h e bus until P a v l o c k pushed her w a y through the red tape and escaped to the cool night air a n d the impatient specimen from t h e S u s q u e h a n n a T r a n s i t Company. Hey, F a g a n and Heckart, it's not much fun to walk to work, ia it? The bus leaves a t 3:30 they eay, b u t no one worries a b o u t that, yours t r u l y included. Hiking ie a lot of fun, anyway. W h y doesn't eome one else t r y it 7 By G R A Y C E C H A M B E R S Seniors, soon you will be sailing out into the wide and wicked world with nothing left but memories. HUTNYAN Greetings from t h e E a s t Side, dear reader (whoever you a r e ) ; let me begin my bore-fest today by giving you the lowdown on our O F T H E MONTH CLUB. First, the BOOK O F T H E MONTH is a d a r ing novel written by James H a r t l e entitled, "The Meat on Your Table, or A Day at t h e Race Track." T h e SONG OP T H E MONTH is a sequel to t h a t ever popular ballad "Careless." It is called "Hairless" and ts dedicated to George Ralston. T h e STRONG MAN OF T H E MONTH m e d a l goes to Dick Smith who reads this column through twice without holding his nose. Boy, w a s he sorry! And now t h e correspondence, first the answers to letters of complaint. REMEMBER When you were a freshman quite green. In customs a sight to be seen' With professors you t h o u g h t would never unbend. And classes were things you didn't attend. When sweaters and skirts were t h * fad, And on campus men could be had. You wrote t h e t h e m e a n d book r e view. And crammed for final teats a 11 night- through. Soon frienda you m u s t leave b e hind. The play girl, t h e drip and t h e grind. Then caps and gowns, t h a t c h e r Dear Members of the N a v y : ished degree, We fully realize t h e necessity of your getting all your s l e e p a n d A farewell speech—at last you're free. promise not to sing "Malrzy Doats" anymore at 10:30 P. M. However, Girl ef the Month C l u b : If you will kindly send us the words Jean Coffey—A T r e e GrftWa i n to "Hero's t o the Navy" we will Mill H a l l glady oblige. Louise W a g n e r — A l a o t h e Hill* WE WANT AN ALMA MATER There ia something about one's Alma Mater which, when we have departed from its hall, brings back memories P r e t t y Kitty Thompson looked of happy school days. ^ like a little China doll in her white Recently a group of our students made "a trip to Penn gown atid upewept hair-do. State to attend a conference. In the course of events the Heckart's lovely w h i t e corsage various colleges represented were called upon to sing their reached from here to there. "Alma Mater." The students of L.H.S.T.C. became confused, Mary Debo sported two w h i t e because not one in the group knew the Lock Haven "Alma flowers in her hair, "a la South Mater." It seems a shame that a school our size should find Sea Islander," one on each side of Dear F r a n k i e : her head. itself in such a predicament. Tee, you a r e right; we a r e living We have an "Alma Mater," because as freshmen we Jblarine J o e Alessandro, a former on t h e Etast Side, but when Horace were required to memorize the words during "customs." T.C.'er, reminisced with K a y John- Greely said, "Go west, young man", Tm quite sure he didn't mean to Upon inquiry, however, we find that the tune is a very diffi- son! on ' sive t h e impression you received, "Becky's" boy friend, h o m cult one and cannot be easily learned. This may be true, but as college students we should not leave, walked her to History of Civ. j But a s you said, you a r e very hap py, so I guess it Is perfectly all sit back leisurely and offer no suggestions or assistance. We class. She sat in class all smiles right. should all unite on some definite decision concerning a new W a s n ' t it neat t h a t Emily S m a r t ' s I'll be back in a flash with some husband was home? J u s t in time "Alma Mater." more t r a s h ! Let's do something about it! Let's do something so that for t h e dance, too. The most disastrous event of t h e in the years to come each of us can sing a song (L.H.S.T.C. Edwlnna Davis strutted around past two months took place t h e c a m p u s w i t h Jimmp Peet, her "Alma Mater") which will recall college fun and perhaps O.A.O. night the dorm played the Navy, cause a tear to drop. The sailors ran a score so high t h a t The cute foursome composed of The general student opinion is that we need an Alma Ruth Math Major Yon had to figure out Rolin, Minnie Belt and their who won.—Jim Hartle is going to Mater and we certainly want one. two K a y - d e t t e s w a s quite noticeable. Grayce Chambers coined a new term in biology class. T h e pupils learned f r o m Professor Chambers t h a t we had two "eczemas" In our stomachs. It seema also t h a t Annie Hamilton persuaded her to s e n d a w a y for her flute. It's wonderful, but G r a d e j u s t can't seem to make a'^y progress with the six popvilar (??) songs t h a t accompanied It. At present her repertoire consists of "Merrily We Roll Along." If you don't recognize it. G r a d e will assist you by singing it herself. Fll Bonfllio Is reading "How to M a k e Good in College." Nathan Pletcher has finished it (he's making good now), a n d FU w a s next ii line. There's nothing t h a t t h a t book doesn't tell you. Right now Pil is a t t h e chapter t h a t tells you how to go through swinging doors with a male escort. You really should read i'. H o w horribly horrible if you have been going through swinging doors the wrong way all t h e s e years! Miriam Niemond a n d M a r i a n K r a t z e r are all tangled up In d a y . They're working on an a r t project. Bob Marks' green plai& s p o r t Jacket! Need we say any more? M a r i a n B u r k h a r t ' s engagement ring from "Link" Is gorgeous! Annie Hamilton Is also being put on the "engaged" list. As this is a dayroom scoop, we will leave it to t h e "Dayhop Bedlam" for further details. Doris Greene Is paying plenty of " h u s h " money to keep out of this column. Little Maxine Hoffman w a s dancing with her skyscraper, Kaydette "Red" a t the college all-formal. Other dancing couples: Rita Williams—Dixie Johnson Alice Laskowaki—Cadet Platfield Betty McDermott—Kenny Hager M. M. Whitsel—Her Bob Sally Zubler—Cadet Detwiler Speaking of Detwllers—G 1 a d y s drserves a lot of c-^r"-; f - • ii- work she did in a n eiiui'c tc i • "le hoe-down a fluccess. T h e Prestons, R u t h a:.i Kisie, a r e wondering whether C i J e t P r e s t o a Dayhop Bedlam SCUTTLEBUTT ON EAST SIDE Flemington R.P.D.) Ann Hamilton—The Bride Come* Home Sis Smith—Strange F r u i t Nancy Welliver—Blessed Are t h * Meek Peggy Swope—The H u m a n C o n i ' edy Dit Bossert—Bugs Bunny Dayroom Incorporated — J o u r n e y in t h e Dark Have you heard: F r a n c e s Brown is joining t h « WAVES. Carpie dyes her hair. P a t Bodle laughs—so does ai. h y ena. J e a n e t t e Earon steals g a s CWQpons from blind men. J e a n Dickey sing? T h a t Eileen Bullock haa a mam (lucky girl). Clara Glossner c u r s e ? give a talk on dormitory life d u r i n g our high school day program. All I can say i s , be careful, Jim, or you'll be sorreeee.—Latest addition to t h e dorm, Dan MIckes. Welcome Dan, here's hoping you enjoy your s t a y in our humble eighty-room a p a r t ment.—Latest fun: ' W h a t decora- S t r a n g e a s It seems: tion did t h e soldier receive for getSpring is here. T h e dayroom waa ting indigestion? A n s w e r : T h e cleaned. Bower and B a r n e r rented Burple Heartr their bed. And now t h a t spring is here with its wonderful fragrance, beautiful moonlit evenings, and t h e yearning call of the various birds and draft boards, I have become sentimental and written some—Stop me If you've h e a r d this one, Doctor North— "poultry". I will now give you t h e "bird" with m y latest "fowl" ball. SPRING? A H H H H H H H ! Ah, wonderful spring is here a t last. It's time to pay my income tax. My license plates, I m u s t exchange Or I will get a ball with chains. The birds do sing a tweet, tweet, tweet As the snow is shoveled from t h e street. And soon the garden I must hoe. So that, unmolested, t h e weeds m a y grow. The weather's fine; a breeze doth blow. It can't be more than two below. And then I'm reminded of a baseball g a m e With a gentle smash of my windowpane. Yes, the cows are in t h e meadow; t h e grass ia t h e r e ; But, aa for the butter, it's atlU quite rare. Note: This does not necessarily express t h e opinion of the author, who Ja going t o spend his e u m m e r very delightfully a t the seashore. Book Collection L.H.S.T.C. contributed over 200 books to the collection sponsored by t h e World Student Service F u n d . The seven c a r t o n s w h i c h w e r e shipped speak well for t h e spirit of t h e college and should encourage faith, hope and learning a m o n g t h e prisoners of war. New books are on hand for a s e c ond collection, and if contributions keep pouring in, there will soon be eough to make a n o t h e r shipment. Anyone who wishes to contribute any books, fiction, non-fiction, o r text books, may leave t h e gift a t the Lending L i b r a r y office. Alpha Tau Pledges Entertain Actives Shadows of light flickered oyer the faces of t h e pledges from t h a log fire a t the N a t u r a l i s t Cabin aa they busily prepared weiners t o consume. For they were e n t e r t a i n ing their active sisters a t a picnio supper on Sunday, April 16. P l a t e s were heaped with tomatoes, potato chips, a n d pretzels. Glasses of milk disappeared like magic as everyone's appetite seemed t o Increase by leaps and bounds. L a u g h t e r a n d strains o f conversation f l o a t e d through t h e rooms a s comments about t h e pledges gift, t h e muslo box, were exchanged by t h e d e lighted actives. Strains of old songs and new songs w e r e h e a r d as t h e actives recalled days gone by a n d the pledges dreamed of d a y s t o come. might be a distant relative. Oh, for another peek a t the family tree! Rose Capatch was official "sewertogether" and "pinner-upper" for the gale running around dressing for the dance. Shirley P a g a n didn't go t o t h e dance b u t spent tho week-end a t All too soon t h e supper c a m e to West P o i n t wltr. "Bud". Breryone'a A close OS t h e actives t o o k ^ S a v s of thrilled about S h i r i e r ^ " A " - j t o . their newljr acquired Bisters. I VI ^ I • • • I LIBRARY HAS EXHIBITS At the present time the library I s featuring two exhibits. Materials collected b y Reverend a n d Mrs. 3L,awrence Kelly during their s o .journ in B u r m a are on display In Tthe lobby. A collection of pictures ipurchased recently by the Art Club 'is being exhibited in the reference room. INAVY AVIATION CADET (Continued from page one) "break of fire." He Is helping to prot e c t our school so t h e next time ^ o n ' t delay him. One of the "golls" w a s really t u r n e d up the other night when she -wanted h e i ' c a d e t to w e a r his blues a n d he came in his greens. Rule s a y s , "No Aviation Cadet shall w e a r o t h e r t h a n t h e officially prescribed tiniform of t h e day under any circ u m s t a n c e s while on t h e station." T h a t ' s O.K. "goila". Saturday and S u n d a y nights a r e Just a t the end •of each week. W e shall s t a t e the rules. We don't t h i n k a n y t h i n g more need be eald a b o u t them. "All Cadeta, w h i l e -walking on t h e Campus, will r e m a i n on h a r d surfaced walks." Also . . . "Lounging: on the Campus e x c e p t in t h e recreation a r e a la not -permitted." Hide your grum, girls. . . It's h a r d «nuff to get anyway. Besides t h e k a y d e t s a r e not allowed to chew g u m except while participating in • athletics or flying. One t h i n g certain t h e rules say t h a t all men whether restricted or n o t are urged to attend church on Sunday. F o r restricted Cadets and t h o s e scheduled for flight, the h o u r s a r e 0715 to 0900. So off to church -with all of you . . . in both wings of t h e dorms. The rule for smoking almost e v eryone knows but for t h e few who -might n o t know It Is: Smoking Is permitted only in rooms, t h e recreation area, the recreation room, a n d the ready room. Smoking on t h e campus and on t h e p u b l i c s t r e e t s is prohibited a s well a s In t h e first, second and third deck gangways, all ladders and landings, all classrooms, social square, and t h e college recreation rooms. Dr. P a r s o n s is to be treated a t all times a s an officer except for saluting. We think everyone is interested in t h e boundaries of the station. T h e s t a t i o n limits a r e confined to t h e college grounds, with t h e exception t h a t aviation cadets may cross t h e railroad to the campus corner. T h e N a t u r e Trail Is also included In t h e s t a t i o n . The boundaries of the s t a tion are a s follows: The side of t h e soccer field a t the railroad—the end o f t h e football field, t h e road b e hind the Library and t h e side of t h e Auditorium, the tennis courts, t h e road behind the dormitories and t h e old gymnasium and around to t h e football field. THE COLLEGE TIMES HAYDEN SPEAKS Navy Beats College AREV. T VESPER SERVICES E. v . H a y d e n of the Church In Basketball Game of Rev. Christ w a s the guest speaker a t Amid the frantic shouts of Col lege coeds and the boisterous cheers of N a v y Kaydets, T. C. bowed in humiliating defeat at the basketball game played March 30 a t the field house. The "capacity" crowd, consisting of 34 girls. 17 cadets, Mr. Nevel and his wife, saw the form boys completely outplayed in every department, getting "sunk" by the Navy. Sparked by some new additions to the squad, the Kaydets took control of the situation and led all the w a y until t h e f i n a l whistle tooted giving them a 61-33 p u s h over. The Dorm boys, always a fighting group, had the spirit, b u t unfortunately t h a t was all. Leading the blue and gold a t t a c k w e r e Wakefield and Walsh, collecting 30 points between them. 8 . T . C, O. P. T. Smith, R 2 2 4 Hutnyan 18 1 19 Ralaton, O 2 0 2 Carpenter, R 4 1 5 Kamus, F. 2 1 3 S3 Navy Wakefield Wllken Hufstuttler McDonald Sllva Walsh Hahn Peterson Anderson G. F. 14 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 . 0 IS 0 0 O 14 0 10 1 T. 14 6 0 0 0 16 0 14 11 61 Read and Relax I Love You, I Love You, I Love You. Don't get m e wrong. I'm not romantic, but maybe Bemelmans is. This book of his Is Indescribable. Therefore, I won't describe It. Blessed Are the Meek. T h a t sentence h a s a familiar ring, b u t maybe Zifla Kossak's book doesn't have. It is written by a Polish woman about life 'way back In the thirteenth century. It's medieval history, but interesting—definitely! At, here is something with the essence of modernism—War. And It's written by John Hersey in A Bell for Adano. Hersey w a s really in Italy and knows all about the pretty Italian girls and a little bit more about t h e w a r . Forester g i v e s us t h e African Queen. The reviews say it's "as refreshing as a rain In the Sahara." You remember t h e author of The Captain from Connecticut. J u s t t r y this book In bed with crackers and you'll get so engrossed t h a t you'll Some of the other rules are a s forget to remove t h e crumbs before "lights out". follows: When on restriction, an Aviation All of you who are up ofl What is Cadet may not leave the limits of tops in books will have read (or t h e Campus or Airport except when should have) Allen's The Forest and «nroute to and from the Airport. the Fort. Here for your pleasure When on restriction Aviation Ca- is the second of this series called r e t s shall report to t h e Officer of Bedford Village. t h e Deck every hour, on t h e hour, Anyone who thinks the French between Reveille and Tattoo when middle class has gone to t h e dogs mot a t scheduled activities. m a y continue to think so. But Alcoholic beverages of any d e - maybe you should read T h e Thiscription a r e not permitted in or on baults j u s t In case. This is not t h e t h e station limits defined in these second, but oddly enough, t h e first regulations. part of the story of which Summer Publication of a notice on t h e 1914 is t h e sequel. Balletin Boards in t h e D u t y Office The Lending Library is of the or the Cadet Quarters will be con- opinion t h a t you students a r e in sidered official notice and all Avia- there pitching—pardon, please, I tion Cadets a r e responsible for such mean reading. Its circulation this notices. No unauthorized material month Is the largest in over a year. shall be placed on these Bulletin V Boards. T h e Officer of the Deck Cleveland debutantes have solved ehall be responsible for clearing t h e the manpower shortage. Bulletin Board of all outdated and A group of Notre Dame fathers unauthorized material. gallantly escorted their daughters All men whether restricted or not to a recent South Euclid college a r e urged to attend Church. prom. No Aviation Cadet shall receive The girls r e a d ' ' ' ".c"r t ' ' they grueste on t h i s station without t h e invited their dads beca a. . thn express permission of the Resident current lack of eliglb:c , .» .•• . -n, Kavftl Officer, Guests a r e not per- but added hastily t h a t t>.i:ir fathers mitted in the Aviation Cadet Kees. were fine dancers a a l icade ex-1 n e r te AvUttioa Cadet Quarters. eeUeot escorts. Vespers on Sunday, April 16. His talk was entitled "Face to Face with God." Helen King and Mary J a n e Marschlk s a n g a duet. A song service w a s held on April 23 under the direction of R i t a Williams. Marian MacPhee w a s in charge of last Sunday's meeting. T h e program, featuring poetry, w a s centered in t h e theme "Springtime." V Kaydet Kapers The last g r o o p of kaydets to leave dear old Lock Haven included such personalities a s Cadets Anderson, Wilklns, MacDonald (Magee), Campbell, Moore, Clark, Boyer, Todderad and MacDonald II. The F r e s h m a n "Hoe-down" w a s quite a success. All gathered around t h e huge bonfire and s a n g songs. Cadet Welsh filled In t h e quiet spots with his "Comin' 'Round t h e Mountain." Cadet Red West, the fastest JJver t h i s side of the Rockies, seems to be doing all r i g h t a s a "man about Campus." H e believes t h a t "variety la the spice of life" when It comes to women. Anderson? and Irene?—Perturbing Isn't It? Cadets, beware! If Bill Muiisell's' stiff heck is an example Of w h a t Dot Heston's technique causes, do beware. Cadet Harrington discovered the possibilities of injuries in tumbling. F o r proor, a s k him to move his head . . . ouch. S u n d a y m o r n i n g saw Cadet Brown and Margaret Madden on their way to church . . . Sunday afternoon s a w Cadet T a t u m a n d his visiting girl f r i e n d strolling up Main Street . . . and Sunday night shuddered because t h e r e were enough couples out to m a k e one dizzy. Roses to Cadets Sammet, Siiva, Hartman, Detwiler and all t h e others who helped decorate t h e gym for the Formal Dance. I think the cutest couple a t the Hoe Down w a s Cadet Hadfield and Alice. They looked pretty s h a r p Sunday night, too. Pete and P r e s s a y "it's not w h a t is in a car . . . it's the car." Well, I'm glad to see t h a t Weigand has a t la.st found his "Shot." The photogenic R u s s Samp«on was posing on front campus for a few females Sunday afternoon. Enough is enough and the above is enough. PAGE 3 Students See Telephone Company Films in Chapel Through the courtesy of the Bell Telephone Company, t h e s t u d e n t body witnessed t w o films a t t h e last assembly sesafon, Friday, A p ril 28. To stress t h e orgient need of telephone operators fn t h e defense e f f o r t , "Voices of Victory" w a s shown. This picture w a s a t r i b u t e to the telephone eniployees of t h e nation. The Campus School s t u d e n t s h a v e contributed a considerable a m o u n t of p a p e r to t h e waste paper drive. Tin can contributions have dropped in favor of the waste paper drive. However, tin collections a r e still being m a d e once a week for t h o city. You Can't Imagine T h e second picture, entitled "Long Distance," emphasized the intricacies behind telephone connections between distant points. Campus School Has Lunch Problem A new problem faces t h e Campus School. This time it concerns t h e continuance of the school lunch prog r a m . The federal government may discontinue t h e appropriations for t h e s e lunches. The schools, eager to retain this contribution, a r e doing their best to contact their local congressmen t o see w h a t can be done. Should t h e federal government continue the food p r o g r a m , t h e lunches will cost more. If appropriations a r e not granted, t h e schools m a y plan money-making affairs to cover expenses rather 'than have t h e program dissolved; Several 'suggestions have been advanced for these affairs, such as professional a r t i s t s (like the Clare Tree Majors) or programs In which pupils take part. Profits made from t h e s e would be turned into funds for further lunch- What a Lovely Array of Sheer Beauty in Youthful Styles until you visit ELIZABETH The Shoppe that Quality Built Compliments of THE HUB Lock Haven's Largest Clothing Store HEADQUARTERS for r-~ Davis Restaurant Woehrich Huntkis: SERVICE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY and Sport Clothes Coed Fashions BY THE Charles Shop 28 E. Main St., Lock Haven S. Allen St., State College "FASHION on your We Serve You Save BUDGET 9 i BROWN'S <|» Coats 4* Suits BOOT SHOP •!• H a t s •I* Dresses «{• Aceessoriec .rossman'p 9 Shoes and Hosiery Next to Ward'* Lack Hareo, Pa. THE PAGE 4 A. C. K Elects Doris Greene For President COLLEQE TIMES WAVES Teach Navy Pilots Gunnery Boys in the Service NO HURRY TO MARRY C o - e d s at Montana u n i v e r s i t y don't believe in love a t first sightAnd despite the wartime trend,, they're In no big rush to get m a r ried. These facts are revealed in a. campus survey of attitudes towardi engagement a n d marriage i n a sociology claas titled, "The F a m ily." The conclusions were based oa. the answers of 95 university w o m e n proportionately allocated among t h o four college classes. The a v e r a g e age of the group was 19. A romantic 18 per cent of t h o s a questioned looked upon "love at. f i r s t sight" aa a requisite to a happy marriage, but an impressive^ 82 per cent thought there's nothingto it. The co-eds agreed 25 is the i d e a l marriage age for men, 23 for w o m en. Cpl. George Barnes had a fine ICaster. He expected to be out of c a m p on maneuvers, but all was called off and George managed the Other Officers Chosen next best thing to an Easter at home. Some time ago George superLost—four pounds of hamburg. \ ised the painting of murals on the Cost—more money plus 24 points walls of the new buildings at Camp for four more pounds of h a m b u r g Van Dorn, Mississippi, where he is s o t h a t the expectant A.C.E. m e m located. bers w a i t i n g impatiently a t the Leonard L. Brion Is now enrolled U.S.O. might not be disappointed. a s an aviation cadet in the preW h e n McCartney, G r e e n e , and flight school-at Maxwell Field, Ala., N e u h a r d walked in t h r e e - q u a r t e r s an installation of the Army Air I"'orces Training Command. H e r e of an hour late with the precious t h e cadets are receiving nine weeks m e a t under their arms, they were intensive military, physical and a c greeted with supposedly good Imi•idemic training. t a t i o n s of a canine bark. Little did Sgt. E a r l Lyons Is completing his t h e y know that a dog is not s u s t r a m i n g as an Army Air Force pilot pected. lit Lafayette Field, La. Earl, you remember, wa« one of our basketThis catastrophe did not dampen l)all stars. appetites, however, and a delightful Lt. Marvin Biglow, of the Army h a m b u r g fry was prepared by the Air Corps, was a recent visitor on excellent cooks and eaten by the campus. excellent members. Pfc. Glenn Haring is serving in During t h e course of events elecUncle Sam's Army somewhere In tion of officers w a s held with the England. He writes that he is anxious for some news from T. C. Anyfollowing results: one wishing to write to Glenn can OFFKlAi U. f . NAVY PHOTOSKArH President Doris Greene —for— their letters t o : •Vice Pres. . . Dorothy Mlllward WAVES operate Bynthetic gunnery training devices — not address Pfc. Glenn Haring, 13091750 Secretary . . . . Hope McCartney actual aircraft machine guns — but this girl is finding out what B Btry, 8th F.A., O.B.S.N. Bn. T r e a s u r e r . . . . E d w l n n a Davis the real thing ic like. Hundreds of Navy fliers who today are A.P.O. 270 •hooting down Jap and Naxi planes received their primary Student Council c|o Postmaster machine gun training under tutelage of the girls in Navy blue. New; York, N. T. Representative. .Kmily S m a r t The Navy needs — and needs now — thousands of girls for Bob McCoy has had an honorable If the culprit would return his exciting, as well as prosaic, jobs with the WAVES. Information discharge from the army because of booty, the first floor would like to is available at any Navy Recruiting Station or Office of Naval a n asthmatic condition. eerve meat balls at the next girls' Officer Procurement. Joe Alessandro, of the U. S. Madormitory meeting. rines, stationed at Franklin & MarT h e money received f r o m the shall Academy, waa one of our boys MAXINE HOFFMAN IS t h e A.C.E.'s war bond sale is being Sigma Sigma Sigma Has who got back to T. C. for the dance. (Continued from page one) invested in something which will Some of t h e others able to attend Others in the Field benefit children of the c a m p u s Fonnder's Day Banquet t h e dance were Pvts. J a m e s Peet Miriam Park, of Bellwood, subschool for years to come. A sandThe Tri Sigma had a very suca n d Joe Nevins, Apprentice Seamen stituted In the E m p o r i u m High box is being built, which will be the cessful r u m m a g e sale in a little scene of many forts, roadways, and storeroom on Bellefonte Avenue, on School during Christmas vacation, Bob Stetson (and v i s i t o r John at Stoopes), a n d Ken Hager. o t h e r future products of childish April 15, and again on the 29th. teaching history and geography. A J a n u a r y graduate, J u n e Cochimagination. The experience w a s fun and e x ran, is teaching second g r a d e in tremely educational. Ralston, near Williamsport. In a way, t h e sorority had its I d a McDowell, another J a n u a r y C ompliments Founder's Day banquet on April graduate, is teaching fifth grade a t ,20th at Kyier's Avenue Cafe. Mo- Fallsington. Ida's home is In E m thers were invited, and those a t - porium. tending were given corsages. Mrs. Roderick Cook, who graduated in [William Clark, Mrs. Samuel Sellers, January, is now taking a pre-med The regular meeting of the N a t - Mrs. Clinton W. Probst, and Mrs. Times Square uralist Club was held Monday eve- Richard F. Hartzell, Sr., of Lock course a t Penn State. —•t— ning, April 24. Haven; Mrs. Charles Hoffman, of f—^——. Lock Haven The following officers were elec- Petersburg; Mrs. Santo Bonfllio of T H E TIMES Kane; and Mrs. Charles Drlck of ted: Times Square Muncy were t h e mothers present. President—Janice Sackett Vice President—Nancy Rockey Other guests w e r e Mrs. Richard T. Parsons, Miss Ashton Hatcher, Mrs. Secretary—Mary Drick Victor F. Grieco, Mrs. Richard F. Treasurer—Betty Clark Plans were made for the treasure Hartzell, Jr., and M i s s Kathryn hunt which will take place on High Frey. The Name School Day, May 6th. Mary Drick The table decorations and t h e is in charge of these plans. theme for the dinner were in keeping with the idea of a small school LOCK HAVEN'S LEADING THEATRES museum In Argentina which the ALPHA SIGMA TAU sorority as a national has adopted. MAY 7-8 2 Features MAY 7-8-S-iO ENTERTAINS PLEDGES Has Been Associated GENE AUTRY 'See Here Private S u n d a y evening, April 16, the 'Radio Ranch' Hargrove' pledges of Alpha Sigma Tau sororwith die and ity held a weiner roast in the N a t with RITA HAYWORTH Donna uralist Cabin with Dr. Edna Bottorf, Bobby in BEST IN FOOD adviser, and the actives a s guests. REED WALKER 'Special Inspector' Preceding t h e roast was the p r e s entation of a gift for the sorority MAY 11-12-13 SHOE NTAYT-IO ' " " ' " ' ' rooms by the pledges. Marian Mac'The Uninvited' Phee and Tessie Bartges entertained *The War Bride's Secret' with SERVICB with solos, after which the entire JOSEPHINE HUTCHINSON Ray Ruth Donald group' Joined in singing modern and MILLAND HUSSEY CRISP MAY 11-12 BIG HIT oW songs, closing with the Sorority BeHefonte Avenue Hymn. The evening ended with a Broadway Rhythm MAY 14-16-16 On the Avenue moonlight walk down t h e n a t u r e Geo. MURPHY—Ginny SIMMS trail. 'Standing Room Only' Charles WINNINGER with MAV u VFEATURES Fred Paulette BUSTER CRABBE MacMURRAY GODDARD GREETING CARDS All Occasions NOW ON DISPLAY Naturalist Club Chooses Officers JOE & JIM THE TIMES For the Past 80 Years R O X Y I MARTIN Kyler TorseU's KYLER'S Avenue Cafe I Ricker's Flowers Send your Mother Flowers on yonr Birthday 24 E. MAIN STREET YOU'VE TRIED THE REST MAY 17-18-19-20 'Passage to Marseille' NOW TRY THE BEST with HUMPHREY BOGART MAY 21-22-23-24 Jeannie's Campus Corner 'Shine on Harvest Moon' with Dennis MORGAN Ann SHERIDAN 'Valley of Vengeance' and A THRILLER 'Dr. Maniac' '"MAYTTIS Z^FEATLTRES^ 'Isle of Forgotten Sins' MAY 1617 'Jane Eyre'