^-—.-.o-,..^-..--,-..--.^-..-.....- e nI or Ball COLLEGE TIMES 1 A. C. E. Bulletin 1 State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna. Vol. 11 A. C. E. Publishes Bulletin To Send to Educators And Prospective Students Dr. Dallas W. Avmstvong initiated a new p r o c e d u r e this year in inviting a s t u d e n t o r g a n i z a t i o n to publish one of the college bulletins. The result is t h a t t h e Lock Haven Branch of t h e Association fov Childhood E d u c a t i o n pvepaved, edited and is financing a Childhood E d u c a t i o n Numbev. I t s cont e n t s a r e vepvesentative of t h e wovk of the K i n d e r g a r t e n - P r i m a r y Departm e n t . The essential part t h a t the kindevgarten plays in education is shown in an account of a d a y in the k i n d e r g a r t e n . Teacher tvaining is carefully explained in a c o m p r e h e n s ive article. T h e p r i m a r y g r a d e s are j r e p r e s e n t e d in accounts of handwvit-: ing and the c h i l d r e n ' s libvary and in \ an A l u m n a lettev. A complete and modevn bibliogvaphy on t h e m e n t a l health of the child w a s p r e p a r e d for t h e m a n y teachevs who find themselves in need of information on this c u r r e n t problem. Much m a t e r i a l , vepvesenting long h o u r s of work, w a s submitted by A. C E. m e m b e r s and an editorial committee, headed Hy Clarissa W a i n g e r a n d consisting "of Chavlotte Knapp, E t h e l Quigg, Doris Cattevson, Marjorie Dice, a n d Mary Shavp, selected the avticles to be pubI'shed. Doris Cattevson made t h e block prints by copying d r a w i n g s m a d e by fi st g r a d e children. Miss Rebecca Gross, of t h e Lock Haven E x p r e s s , gave t h e pictures of the raccoon. Miss J r s s i e Scott Himes, seniov faculty advisor of t h e A. C. E., c o n t r i b u t e d the picture of the Children's L i b r a r y . Mueh c r e d i t for t h e excellent publication is d u e to Miss Himes, who supervised all of t h e details of the wovk. Othev faculty m e m b e r s a r e also to be t h a n k e d for theiv assistance. The yeav's activities of t h e association a r e based on t h e financing of the b u l h t i n . The sales c o m m i t t e e , headed by Ellen Louise Rooke, earned the fivst money by selling food a t the foot ball and basketball games. T h e Alpha Sigma T a u , Beta Sigma Chi, and Rho (Continued on page 4) T U E S D A Y , F E B R U A R Y 6, 1934 P L A N S A R E F O R M U L A T E D BY Y O U N G PEOPLE HOLD A S E N I O R S FOR D A N C E , FEB. 16 WEEK-END CONFERENCE The a n n u a l Seniov Ball is t o be given Fviday evening, Febvuavy 16, n the college g y m n a s i u m . The dance sponsoved each yeav by the senioi' class is the lavgest and most formal dance given a t the college. This yeav's seniors plan to make th > evening a memovable one for its gaety, good music, attvactive decorations, and geneval good t i m e . T o w a r d this end t h y have secured the populav orchestra of Joe Vannucci, of W.lliamspovt. John F . Marshall, president of the class, has appointed several committees. George Shively is to be in chavge of the pvogvams and invitations, and M a r ' o n Fr'aneisco i.s in chavge of the decovations. The tax is one dollav pev couple. T h s Clinton County Christian E n deavor Union sponsored a week-end coiifevence, J a n u a r y 26-28. On Fviday evening, in t h e Chuvch of Christ, Rev. R. M. Veh, editor and musician, delivered an inspiring address on " Y o u t h and the New D e a l " and led t h e group in a peviod of veereation. On S a t u r d a y aftevnoon Rev. Veh and Wavven G. Hoopes, S t a t e Secvetavy of t h e Pennsylvania Christian Endeavor, led discussion g r o u p s on ^e'veation and bettev m e e t i n g s . Satuvday evening a delightful fire-side m eting was held a t which c o u n t y officers were installed. A m o n g those pvesent a t t h e sessiTU"? w e r e : Evelyn H a n n a , A r t h u r McCloskey, Ethel Law, Madelyn Fjiulknev. Hel-^n Edler, R u t h Bvown ' 3 1 , and Hazel Harris ' 3 1 . No. 8. Miss Edgerton Directs Recreation for Local Education Program Miss Avis Edgevton, who has been a m e m b e r of the physical education depavtment, has taken chavge of the r e c r e a t i o n a l aetivities fov ;women, which have been planned a s a pavt of Lock H a v e n ' s a d u l t educational prog r a m by t h e E m e r g e n c y E d u c a t i o n Council. Hev classes, which m e e t in the gymnasium of the local senior high school, will include g y m n a s i u m classes in exevcises, corrective wovk, a n d vavious spovts, physical education classes, social dancing, n a t u r a l d a n c i n g fov givls, hiking, and any o t h e r activity in which those enrolled desire to engage. The council also p a n s to add music, avt, hobbies, veading, handwork, and games to t h e recreational activities. A l r e a d y the school h a s e n g a g e d fouv teachevs, giving instvuction in bookkeeping, Amevican g o v e r n m e n t , typewriting, mechanical drawing, blue-print veading, home economics, a n d r e c r e a t i o n p r o g r a m s for m e n and America women. These classes, which m e e t in -,, America is a land t h e lo*»:l htt?^fschool several evenings Wheve the sand a week, have pvovided those who ave w i t h o u t e m p l o y m e n t and those who Glistens on the seashore. a e unable to c o n t i n u e theiv educaAnd the leaves t ' o n at some institution with a splenDvop fvom the tvees did oppovtunity for fuvther s t u d y and In a hailstorm. s- If-impvovement activities u n d e r cap— F r e d Jamison able leadership. One of t h e l a t e s t o u t g r o w t h s of Clouds this evening school is a c o m p r e h e n s W h i n the sun comes out. ive progvam of vecreational activities And the childven play a b o u t . for under-privileged girls and boys of Fleecy clouds go sailing by. Loc-k H a v e n , which will include readSoftly t h r u t h e clear blue sky. ing, games, hikes, and othev activities They ave a pvetty white. fov which theve is need. Miss E d g e r Oh, w h a t a beautiful s i g h t ! ton, w o r k i n g in connection also with I wondev why they ave so white and th? Salvation Avmy unit, will plan cleav and divect t h e pvograms for t h e givls. They look like little lambs so dear Th;;t have gone a s t r a y from home. B E T A SIGMA CHI SORORITY — R u t h Bouman E N T E R T A I N E D BY ALUMNAE (Continued on page 2) SEVENTH GRADE PUPILS WRITE INTERPRETATIVE POETRY; INDIVIDUALS SHOW CREATIVE ABILITY At the close of t h e fivst semestev t h e 7A English class t a u g h t by Mavion Francisco s p e n t a few days writing and r e a d i n g short i n t e r p r e t a t i v e poems. T h e children, who a t t e m p t e d to catch the common plan in an unusual a t t i t u d e , wrote t h e following: Brown T h e tvee is b r o w n — So is t h e g r o u n d . If I only knew how they became b r o w n ? — H e l e n Ingvam Rainy Days I like to look o u t of m y window To see the vain coming down. Then I dvess up like a clown In fathev's boots of red and yellow. And gn paiadin,g down t h e stveet i^plashing 'til I fiood my feet. •—Lois H o c k e n b e r r y ENTERTAINMENT SERVICE PRE- FOURTEEN MORE STUDENTS SENTS CHAPEL MUSIC PROGRAM ENROLL THIS SEMESTER A vevy entevtaining chapel prof.vam was presented to the s t u d e n t PROF. KITCHELL, FORMER body on W e d n e s d a y movning, J a n • TEACHER HERE, DIES IN N. J.uavy 31, by t h e College Entevtainment Sevvice in chavge of Miss Arey. No d o u b t the alumni and old Moviill Laubach accompanied by Miss fviends of t h e school will be surprised Clavissa Waingev sang seveval semito learn of t h e d e a t h of Pvof. Oba- classical selections; Miss Mavgaret diah Kitchell at his home in Newark, DeLaney entevtained t h e audience New J e r s e y , on Sunday, J a n u a r y 2 1 . with a piano solo; and finally Miss The g r a d u a t e s will vemembev Pvof. Ruby Richards accompanied by Miss K t c h e l l as M. DeTurk High's prede- Cova Beck gave us her i n t e r p r e t a t i o n s ces-or, for Mr. Kitchell t a u g h t m a t h e - of seveval modevn songs. J u d g i n g matics in ouv college until 1 9 0 3 . Fvom from the apjilause t h a t followed each ouv school he went to P l a t t s b u r g (N. peifovmanee these collegiate artists Y.) Novmal School, where he t a u g h t v.'eve w.ll veceived and appveciated by ouv sliuienl body. until 1927, when he retired. Accovding to M, D e T u r k High, Ruth Shaffer and Olive Shaffer, of I.ock Haven, Mae H a r t m a n , of ShomaksvilL, G e r t r u d e Powell, of Shamokin, and Thelma R a k e r , of T r o u t Run, ave formev s t u d e n t s , who a r e retuvning to continue theiv college education, while A l b e r t B i t n e r and Beatrice Montavsi, of Lock Haven, Chestev E s t e p , of W i l l i a m s b u r g , Calvin Fravel, of M o n u m e n t , M a r y Hand, of W e s t p o r t , D, H e n r y Malone, of Wingate, S t u a r t Ovev, of Renovo, Lue l a Reavick, of S p r i n g Mills, and Ruth Solomon, of M o n t g o m e r y , a r e the new s t u d e n t s who have chosen b, 11, S. T. C as their Alma Matev. T h e m . mbevs of the B. E. X. sov01 ty weve delightfully e n t e r t a i n e d a t H e r l o c k e r ' s Satuvday night, J a n u a v y 27, by two of theiv a l u m n a e membevs. Miss Hazel H a n n a , of Beech Cveek, and her sister, Mvs. Chavlotte H a n n a S h o e m a k e r , of Lock H a v e n . The p r e s e n t m e m b e r s of t h e sorority, Miss Edgevton, Miss Holaway, a n d the following a l u m n a e w e r e pvese n t : Vivian Messimev, Mavtha Zeigler, Katie Diack, Peg Creighton, Alm a Pvobst, Iva Thompson, Elsie Noll, B e t t y Lauov, Kay Bow Smith, Julia Coffey Noll, P a t t y Bonner T a t e , Julia Cornely Pursley, and Ruth H u n t e r Lytle. R e n e w i n g of a c q u a i n t a n c e s as well a; dining and dancing was enjoyed. Clevei' favor's were presented t o t h e '.'.'uosts by the hostesses. COLLEGE TIMES We, the niakevs, find fault with t h e m Englishman Turns and ave too often pvone to cviticize POinRAIT i*AINTING them and the people whom we ( a g a i n ) Kindergartener The College Times is published at elect to see t h a t ouv laws are cavried liiiioiciil big brown eyes, pvim litLock H a v e n S t a t e Teachevs College. out. Why we do this is h a r d to u n , , , ... .,, lio iiKiMlli, and a generally sweet, deLock H a v e n , P e n n a , , by the Boavd of .lerstand. We d e m a n d democracy, we " ^ " w m.v—ab, cherubs. .1 you will mui.' look; t h a t sums up D o r o t h y Editovs of t h e College Times, a v e g i v e n d e m o c r a c v , we.scoff a t d e m - ; t » ^ " « l » " ' t y ° " ' ' ^•''""'•'^ ' " P " ^ ' " " " " " S w a r ' z , h'roshnian, on fivst sight. B u t Published weekly duving sehool yeav. ocvacv. Pevhaps it would be well fov • gveatev pvoxim.ty with mine. 1 shall v.lvd a niultitiKle of c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s us to define what we mean w h e n we '^i-'leavov to n a r r a t e to you t h e quite, Ihe .'ame eyes, mouth, and look cover sav a . m o c v a e v . A f t e r all, r u l e s a r e • q"'**^ chavming tale of h t t l e l e t e v BOARD O F CONTROL up. lJn(leriU':itli this protective layer made, in the 'first place, not for t h e ^^^'^'^^- AH veady, m y dears,' Right is hidden a jieison of m a n y moods and Editov-in-Chief B e t t y Glatzevt °' .Associate Editov i\lavy Shavp benefit of a few but t h a t all m a y be st; ill ng sui pr.ses. In t h e Day Room "At ••^ome indefinite time during i\Ianaging Editov William .Andevson s e w e d and b r o u g h t to a clearer "idea; sh.' keeps up a ra|iid-five avalanche of ovdev which is h e a v e n ' s first law. i the progressions of t h e ages theve veCojiy E d i t o r Ethel Quigg of jokes, digs a t her fviends, a n d witsided undev the gigantic voots of a Business Managev Olivev Muvphy ty r e m a r k s on t h e college personnel I jolly old conifevous evevgveen, four Civculalion i\Iana,gev, Pauline Gvaden Unsold Books ill u e n e i a l . In c o n t r a c t to this mood Make-up Editor i\ladelyn Faulknev r t t l e rabbits bearing the appelations .Aiiologies to E u g e n e Field S t u d e n t .Advis.vs iMavion Fvancisco of Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Doiolhy also has her blue m o m e n t s , Isabel Welch Oh. old " S m a r t ' s H a n d b o o k " is cover- Petev, respectively. One day theiv ma- p . i iods in which she w a n d e r s a b o u t Faculty .Advisev Miss Daniel t e r n a l ancestor said, 'Now, my dar- n a haze of t h c deepest indigo, t h e ed with dust, Department Editors lings, I am forced to make a j o u r n e y cause of which condition she hugs to Bui tatteved and w a r p e d it s t a n d s . News Florence H u n t With the other books on our h a n d s ; to the gvocev's in ovder to purchase h-iself, keejiing hev friends in a Sports T r a f t o n B u c h a n a n Time w a s w h e n Mister Wovld P r o b - some bread. While I am absent, you f V. nzy of a n x i e t y . We h a s t e n t o r e assuve—these depvessing moods ave Stewavt Wilson lems was new, may divert yourselves by frolicking of shovt duvation with long, shining .Alumni and E x c h a n g e -And sniavt, he was still quite y o u n g , n the lane, b u t I entveat you to relie:iods of happines-; and gaiety in L u c e t t a McKibben -And t h a t was the t i m e we far-sighted frain fvom tvespassing on t h e terriSocial Naomi W e n t z between. gvew, tovy of t h a t bally old pavsinomious, Girls' S p o r t s Blanche H o b e r m a n In c l a s s — a h ! In cii',.ss we suspect Features iMavjovie Dice .As ouv pocketbooks all were wrung, atrocious, villainous Mr. McGregov. Miss Swavtz of being h e r d e m u r e s t Now, toodle-oo, my a n g e l s ! ' Typists Lucile Orlin and brightest. A n d the way she flings Evelyn Custev Xow let's not fvet, t h e y wil sell" we " N o w Flopsy and Mo . . J o h n n y , if avound long w o r d s at -.yhich we poor Reporters said, you do not cease p r o d d i n g Percival uppev classmen gasp is a m a z i n g . BeOlga B a d . v Dovis Cattevson, Ed- With one-third off of the pvice. I shall have to r e p r i m a n d you severewavd Kimble, J a c k Daughevty, F r a n k - So we fixed ouv t h o u g h t s j u s t a year ly , , So Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton- ing modest she attempt-;, quite u n s u c lin Couvtev. Howavd Undevwood and c;s.5fully, to hide hev ve^-y o u t s t a n d i n g ahead. tail obediently capeved down the lane Paul Millev. Fov t h e monev would come in n i c e ; to pluck the fruit of t h e blackberry m e n t a l ability. One final hint. If you find a b r o w n But we weve p l a n n i n g t h e time s h r u b , but Peter, who w a s an exAcceptance fov mailing at special 'raired, l a u g h i n g girl e:'.ting any time slipped by tremely capricious c h a p , a m b u l a t e d r a t e of postage pvovided fov in Sec, , Childven, Children! I implore you you come into t h e day r o o m ; if you tion 1103, -Act of October 3, 1917, -And a new semester dvew neav. Each pvof's a n n o u n c e m e n t w e h e a r d n o t to be so loquacious; your verbos- sea t h e most innocent b r o w n eyes in authovized J u n e 3. 1923. Enteved as Seeond Class m a t t e v with a sigh 'ty is quite distressing, I small be un- thi.i i n s t i t u t ' o n crinkling on a n u n Novembev 6, 1928, at t h e Post Oflice "We'll not use that book this yeav." able to finish the stovy. No, no, suspecting victim in the libvary, in at Lock Haven. P e n n a , , u n d e r the -Act Thomas, t h a t is a goldfish bowl, not an a t t e m p t to m a k e t h a t victim laugh of Mavch 3. 1879, So faithful and tvue those text-books a ball , , Oh, I say theve, do n o t a l o u d ; if you h e a r a shy, demuvelookir g fv£shnian give a bvilliant recistand. hurl , , " T U E S D A Y , F E B R U A R Y 6, 1934 tation in class—all t h e s e will m e a n Dear Siiiavt is w a i t i n g in vain for a J o h n Bull's son a w a k e n e d with a Dovothy Swavtz. We pvedict big hand. goldfish in one hand and a sprig of things fov h e r a n d suggest t h a t you --IEDIT0RIALI> Tho' I know he looks a disgrace. seaweed twining ovev the lump on get an introduction a t t h e earliest So they w o n d e r as passing t h e long his head. In evevy phase of life s t a n d a r d s moment. days thvough, have been set up. These s t a n d a r d s , So wvinkled a n d dusty and old, though they fall into different c a t e - "Tell us, deav ownevs. Oh w h a t did I N T R A - M U R A L G A M E S S C H E D 7TH G R A D E P U P I L S W R I T E govies and pvove to be quite contvastU L E D FOR F E B R U A R Y 7, 7.30 we do INTERPRETATIVE POETRY ing, can be compared in many w a y s . That we'll nevev, never be s o l d ? " They ave all in accordance with t h e Amevican L e a g u e : (Continued from page 1) times, being pvoducts of a civilization J. S. Tvio vs. T o a d s Toad -{ALUMNIli <• whieh changes as the ideals and ideas F l a t f e a t vs. Marshall When I was r u n n i n g down the voad of the vavious homogeneous g r o u p s Julia Bottovf, of F l e m i n g t o n , a National L e a g u e : I saw a huge, g r e a t , big toad. change. These s t a n d a r d s result in t h e g i a d u a t e of t h e Lock Haven .State Sharpshootevs vs. Snakes It hopped so h g h . a id hojiped so low, formulation of rules and vegulations. Teachevs College, w a s united in mavKipp vs. Cannibals I woiiilci'cd if he knew wheve he was Sometimes these lules pvove a n n o y - l i a g e . December 24, to Otho Poole, Standing of Teams uoing (o go? ing and it seems as if we have no of Rochester, K e n t u c k y . Fov fouv W ll you over s c a lish pvesent economic iife seems t o be of ]ii32, at Tevre H a u t e , I n d i a n a . Kipi) 1000 Sw'niiiiing ijndlessly ovevpow.vtii by l a w s : o u r govevn- Vlvs, Snydev, since hev g r a d u a t i o n , '.,!>!) III ;i ).',l,'iss dish? .Sharpshooters m e n t is a law-making institution, and has t a u g h t at Pine, Y'oungdale, and liUU Snakes II (I yon ever Iiud a cat o u r social life is becoming move I.oekpovt, The couple will veside a t 1)00 Hoy's ' 'iiili'.l asleep Wavevly, N, Y,. r\-here Mv. S n y d e r s t a n d a r d i z e d evevy day. III y.iiir hor.' I hil y.iN e\('i' soc a stav This is tvue of our campus life also. is employed as an orchestra leader. GIRL.S' ,SI'fM . , . , W.ll I did, few y e a r s ago. S t a n d a r d s are c h a n g •nine. 'I h ing, some slowly, inhibited by t r a d i - Natuvalists elected t h e following oific- fvom .'irti'moori li I'ved J a m i s o n .:ii t i o n — o t h e l s more vapidly. We talk evs to serve fov the r e s t of t h e t e v m : day evening for v II.••/I..-.11 .Ml ''l.nl(»-';|»i-',i'r Lilrrni-y Society w i t h a l u m n i membevs of ouv college )ivesi(lent. Chvisty H a m m a k e v ; vice d;iy cvoMMg foi' vii.nyli a n d ave a m a z e d to leavn of the l a x i t y )i:es (lent, Geovge Shively; s e c r e t a r y , T U ( S l a y C V f l l i n ) ' I'rjl l , ; i 1: • i h . , l l . I i l l . "' ^ I ml.': I ; I .1 in joining Iho Slinkesof some of theiv vegulations as com- C a t h e r i n e H e n c h ; tveasuvev, Evnest c l a s game.', will In- [ploy ll . . I . I ' Il l M. I l / i y 1 I.Ol. l,il.-|:iiy S.ii'ii'ly will bo glad lo jiaved to t h e sev, vity of ouvs and vice Gilliland. The r e t i r i n g ofincevs a v e : al'lci'iinoii :, I " •' I hill r.ii ins liiiv.' luH'ii made L i k e h o c k e y , , - , r i c | ;,ll jivesident, Ruth S h e r m a n ; secretary, vevsa. •;; l i i i v "1.0 ll :i p.i.'inl:; lo lu.'nilici'sliip will loyi v.-ir ilv I'In evevy ]ilia.so of eollege life move i\Iaigavet Kylev; tveasuvev, Geovge boon piihiycd, will I. '• o k " . I (,, Iill ,,,,1. •I'll,. |,||.,i,.',-s will 'I cl.'d I.. K'pr. III. r u l e s a n d vi'.uMilal ions .•uc being m a d e . Shivclv, ..I. i I ll" .11 11.1111 I h.' applioal ions Hied. COLLEGE TIMES L CO\LEGE TIMES L CLUB NOTES From One Naturalist to Another A r t Club E n t e r t a i n s Miss Fox The m e m b e i s of the A r t Club held a pavty a t Hevlocker's as a farewell to Miss Lyndall Fox, one of the sponsors of t h e ovganization. Duving t h e evening cavd playing and d a n c i n g were enjoyed by the g r o u p . A buffet d n n e v w a s sewed in the pvivate dining room wheve all the decorations weve cleverly carvied out in blue a n d silvev. Mv, Will'am Griffith, president of t h e A l t Club, m a d e a farewell speech, a n d presented Miss Fox with a gift from the m e m b e r s of t h e Club. Deav J a c k : Did you know that the new president of the Natuvalist Club is Chvisty Hammakev? To c l e b v a t e the begin1 ing of a new semestev t h e m e m b e r s of t h e club g o t togethev, and decided to have a h ke on Satuvday afternoon, J a n u a i y 27. T h e hike's objective w a s ih .' n ; w land vecently puvchased by the school—the puvpose—to t a k e grain and covn to feed wintev bivds and a n i m a l s — a l s o hungvy n a t u r a l i s t s ! Old Man Sun decided not to shine on S a t u v d a y ; Mv. U l m e r ' s weathev c h a i t s weve hastily c o n s u l t e d — a sigh :i; ,|; H: of velicf—the chavts showed t h a t it would not vain until—well, who Bel C a n t o Club Elects OfBcers The Bel Canto's elected the follow- knows w h e n ? Evevyone p u t on his or ing officevs for the new s e m e s t e r — hev idea of w h a t a N a t u r a l i s t should president, Ellen Louise R o o k e ; vice weav, and mot a t the Tvaining School. pvesident, Vivginia C h e e s m a n ; sec- Bud, Mv. U l m e r ' s dog, joined t h e vetavy, W a n d a B r o w n ; t r e a s u r e r , Lor- g r o u p ; evev aftev he became the proraine B u r n e l l ; libvavian, Mavy S h a v p ; verbial M a r y ' s Little L a m b of t h e assistant librarian, Winifved Heim. Club. If you think fly papev sticks, The Bel Canto's a r e practicing for j u s t tvy to g e t vid of Bud. T h e N a t u r e Trail was followed to a progvam to be given soon in chapel. New music is being selected by t h e the top of t h e hill. Al Heydvich with his t r u s t y h a t c h e t hel]ied clear out t h e music committee. bvush t h a t was g r o w i n g along t h e ;!: * * p a t h ; Sh'vel.v was the appointed food L. A. L. cavviev, hence the most populav and The L a m b d a Alpha L a m b d a Sovov- well caved fov membev of the gvoup. ity of t h e dayroom e n t e r t a i n e d a t a All along t h e tvail food was left for dinner W e d n e s d a y evening, J a n u a r y bi ds and animals. 24, 11)34, a t the Dutch Inn, in h o n o r Finally a cleaved level space was of Miss Avis Edgevton, one of the adfound, and if'ever a five w a s built in a visers. A gift was presented to Miss huvvy, the fivst one w a s ; I say fivst, Edgevton in appveciation of hev serbecause m u c h to ouv "Natuvalistic disvices to the gvoup. T h e following g u s t " the flame flickcved and died out guests w e r e pvesent: Miss E d g e r t o n , de-pite all t h e blowing Clavence Eld Miss Daniel, and the alumni m e m b e r s , could m a n a g e . The second a t t e m p t Mavy Simon and Mavtha Zeigler. was successful. Soon we weve all busy During t h e past m o n t h s , t h e sororid v i n k n g coffee and toasted marshmalties of t h e day voom have been busy lows squeezed between g r a h a m crackmaking plans fov the vushing veason. ers, plus an apple a day to keep t h e The L. A. L.'s ave e n t e r t a i n i n g F r i - ; doctor away. Theve was a slight shovtday a f t e r n o o n a t t e a in t h e "5^. W. C. ' age of cups, and a little tvouble with A. room, fvom 3,30 t o 6,00. The inBud's intevest in mavshmallows, but vitations were in the shape of silhouthese only m a d e things move exciting. e t t e s with shadows in the backgvound T h e walk home was a happy one, to suggest Ground H o g Day, T h e evevyone evammed full of niar.shmalC o m m i t t e e in charge of the geneval 'ows and tvying to dodge the Chase r v v a n g e m e n t s consisted of Clarissa nnd Sanborn Cofi'ee can t h a t Eld and Wainger, Isabelle Welch, Virginia Heydvich insisted upon throwing F e r g u s o n and Lois Wolfe. avound. Half way home we remem* * * j bered the h a t c h e t , left wheve we had A. C. D. i eaten. (Time out and the said h a t c h e t The A l p h a Chi Delta sovovity entev- ves'jued!) tained a t a vadio p a r t y a t t h e h o m e T h e C u b 's planning move Satuvof Paulino Gvaden on Fviday even- day hike.i; so you must tvy to get baek ing, F e b r u a r y 2. A f t e r a pvogvam by foi' one. The committee in chavge was the o u t s t a n d i n g radio artists a t u r e e n Sue Badev, Ann Petevson, P e g Kylev, suppev w a s served. J e a n Rymev, * ** Youvs, JILL, Day Room Y. W. At noon, J a n u a v y 30, t h e D a y Mr. I, O, Fleming, of the college Room Y. W. pvepaved a s p a g h e t t i faculty, who was operated on fov apfeed fov t h e other day room givls. pond'citis last Fviday in t h e St, Mavys Tangevines and cocoa completed t h e hospital, at St. Mavys, Pennsylvania, menu. Miss Bevtha Rowe and Miss is g e t t i n g along nicely, Esthev Richavd were_ guests. C. C. C. camps were discussed in giani c o m m i t t e ? had t h e givls all thc vegulav meeting on Febvuavy 1. guessin,g fov awhile, and wc weve suv. * ** Y. W. C. A. W e d n e s d a y evening, J a n u a r y 24, a real social g a t h e r i n g w a s held in t h e Givls' Y Room. At 9.30 tho givls a s sembled in the Y room clad in paj a m a s , r e a d y for a good time. Games were played and the trip to E u r o p e was enjoyed by all p r e s e n t . The pvo- « K pvised at tho d i a m a t i c t a l e n t e.xhibitrd duving t h e jilaying of chavades, Th'' peanut b r i t t l e was enjoyed by all. Last W e d n e s d a y a Ncgvo Spiritual Progvam was held. A bvief history of negro soirittials intvoduced thc pvogv.'im, Tho vest of tho m e e t i n g was devoted to t h e singing of negro sjiiviluals. -{BASKETBALL}Clarion Downed in Fastest L. H. T. C. Wins by Narrow Game of the Season Friday Margin from Shippensburg Duplicating the fine pevfovmance Bveaking a sevies of defeats which h u n g ovev theiv h e a d s like s t o r m of the night befove. Lock Haven clouds, the Lock Haven Teachevs Col- T e a c h e r s College basketball t e a m evk g e ba.dvetbali team won ovev Clarion ened mattavs with the boys fvom Teachers College basketball t e a m , o n I Shippensbuvg to t h e t u n e of 38-35. Fiidr^.y, Feb, 2, by t h e scove of 38-34. The sco-e a t Shippensbuvg was 30-27 This g a m e was one of t h e most in favov of Shippensbuvg. Lock Haven took an eavly lead and tliv;IIing and exciting games ever seen n t h - local gym. Fvom stavt t o finish vetained it t h r o u g h most of t h e game. it was doubtful as to w h a t t h e out- T h e y wevj ahead at halftime. Shipcome wou d be. Although played a t a p e n s b u r g , however, was a t h r e a t fvom i'a t and h a r d pace, it was cleanly t h e opening whistle until the end of played. The statistics show t h a t nei- t h e g a m e . It was not until the secon formev was high scovev for t h e i a r k l ? and h's position was ably filled evening with IG po'nts. The best Clai'- I by Buchanan with Shevock playing ion could offer was Wilhelm, who I p,-uavd. It is hoped t h a t " W e b b " will cored 10 points, and Peterson, who ' be in shape to m a k e the tvip into the i^coved 8, Both these boys ave g u a r d s . westevn p a r t of the s t a t e the lattev Lock H i v e n G. FL F t . T. t avt of this week, w h e n tho boys meet SchiiaiVK (f) G 4 4 16 Cluiion, Cal'fornia, and I n d i a n a on Sholly (f) 0 0 2 0 T h u r s d a y , F r i d a y , and S a t u r d a y . G. F l . F t . T. Lucas (f) 4 0 0 8 Lock Haven G 4 IG Webev (c) 3 2 3 8 S c h n a r r s (f) 0 0 0 0 Buchanan (g) 1 0 1 2 Lucas (f) 1 1 I 3 Th'mmakev ( g ) .1 2 4 4 Sholly (f) 3 0 0 G Shevock (g) 0 0 0 0 Webev (c) Hammakev (g) 2 1 7 ,5 3 2 2 8 Totals IG G 12 38 B u c h a n a n (g) (c) Shevock (g) 0 0 0 0 Clarion G. Fl. F t . T. Brown (f) ( c ) , 3 1 1 7 Totals 15 8 14 38 H . n e r y (f) 0 0 0 0 G. Fl. F t . T. Castafero (f) 2 0 1 4 Sh-'ppensburg 2 G Mastev (f) 0 0 0 0 Coble (f) 2 3 0 2 Rosenweig ( c ) , 2 1 2 5 De Fvank (f) 2 2 6 Peterson (g) 3 2 4 8 Bloom (c) 0 1 12 2 5 Wilhelm (.g) 4 3 2 10 Snider ( g ) 1 .3 McVicker (g) 4 2 2 10 Totals 14 6 11 34 Totals 14 7 11 35 Refevee—Young. Mans^eld Court Invaded Sy Lack Haven, 23 to 32 On S.Ttuiday, J a n u a v y 20, Coach K a ' s : v ' s basketeevs jouvneyed to M:inslield to win by t h e .score of 3223, The game was played in the local c o l l g ? gymnasium. The Kaisevmen se nied handicapped duving t h e fivst h a f due to t h e fact t h a t the g y m n a s ium is constructed so as to have a I aftev across the ceiling neav each b : s k e t . Although t h e flrst half was d o ely contested the Havenites weve slowly gaining. The first half ended in a tie scove of 15-15. In the last half Lock Haven s t a r t e d a rally which kept them in t h e lead and easily won by the scove of 32-23. Indiana Defeats Lock Haven In Close Game, 36 to 34 On Fviday, J a n u a r y 19, t h e courtmen of I n d i a n a S. T. C. invaded tho g y m n a s i u m and d e f e a t e d the local squad by a two-point mavgin ( 3 4 - 3 6 ) in one of the most thrilling g a m e s of the season. T h e J . V. w a s d e f e a t e d in a preliminary g a m e by R<'novo. COLLEGE TIMES What Would Happen If ^{CAMPUS CHATTER};^ Everyone got up for breakfast? There were no move six o'clock fire diills? Books were not so expensive? There were chairs in Social Squave? Eight o'clock's weve changed to nine-thirty's? Saturday night dances lasted until 10.30? The Avbor didn't make hambuvgevs? The libvavy were big enough to accommodate evevyone? Refevence books were not sent to the binder's? People didn't fall in love? Olivev Muvphy couldn't play the piano? Freshies got move nights out? Everyone would not be broke? You got a chocolate cake from home? Someone wvote all your themes? We got butterscotch pie move often? Mr. Walk fell asleep some night? To compete with the givl who wanted to know if Kathevine Hepburn lived in the dovm, we now have one who thinks Anthony Adverse, about whom so many of us have been raving, is one of the new students who came in at semester. There is anothev (if you're not a good cook, you won't get this one) who wants to know if there is any fair co-ed named Charlotte Russe envolled at S. T. C. There also might be some one who th'nks, in these days of socialized recitations, that the Social Squave is one of the latest impvovements in the math.matics department. Did you evev see a dream walking in the Easter parade, or a big, bad wolf heading for the last round-up, ov an old spinning wheel in the parlor of a home on the range, wheve smoke gets in your eyes? We are reminded of another timely topic: some one (presumably a day roomer) wants to know why the Seniov Ball is being given so eavly. Isn't that when all the gvaduates get together and lament their exit fvom Alma Mater? And some of the fveshmen think is should be called something move dignified than ball; that's a childish wovd. Students who have visen to the vanks of collegiate circles never ball; only cows do, but then, some of us might prefer to be just a contented cow. Wanted Wanted—By a scvutinizing student —to have the sense of heaving struck by some Victrola vecovd swiveling • swiftly backwards. See "M," care of Times Staff. Wanted:—Unbreakable dishes in tho dining voom—by the waiters and waitresses with occasional dropsy. Lost:—One haiv fvom Paul's head, when Bill was counting them. Reward if replaced. Couple Desire Refevee:—A peacemakev needed fov two arguers. Must have references and be able to box, wrestle ov fight in a fvee for all. Wanted :—A picker-up for pretzel pieces strewn on Social Square. Awaitin' for the Bus Faith, an' do ye see what I see acomin' down the walk? Be it a bluebird ov a ved-crested topple? She must be a-waitin' fov the Williamsjiovt bus, don't ye think? An' look, Mike, at that lad and his colleen a-strollin' undev the maples. Mary says that them two did plight their troth last Christmas-tide. They'll be a-roamin' in the gloamin' often when the spring comes 'round with its warm evenin's. Begovva, me lad, an' did ye know that ouv neighbov to the auld countviee has changed his name from John to William an' would ye believe it— he's a-lendin' his chubby, worldlywise old self to the collitch here in Lock Haven . . See, theve he is a-goin' now, a-drivin' his own cab. An' that lass with the Iri.sh blue eyes an' laughin' smile—she thinks a wee bit often of Pat McGuire's boy, Jimmy, they say. Yo know him—the lad who lives in Renovo an' goes to the univevsity in the wintev? Ilev' ye heaved the one about (he Life Man comes into this wovld without his consent, and leaves against his will. Duving his stay on eavth his time is spent in one continuous round of controversies and misunderstandings. In his infancy, he is an angel; in his manhood, he is evevything from a lizard up; in his duties, he is a damn fool; if he raises a family, he is a chump; if he raises a check, he is a thief and the law raises hell with him. If he is a poov man, he is a poov mananr ^r and has no sense; if he is vieh, he is dishonest—but considered smart; if he is in politics, he is a gvafter or a crook; if he is out of polities you can't place him—he is an undesivable citizen. If he goes to church, he is a hypocrite; if he .stays away fvom chuvch, he is a sinnev. If he donates to foreign missions,he does it for show; if he doesn't, he is a tightwad. When he first comes into this world evevybody wants to kiss h'm; before he goes out everybody wants to kick him. If he dies young, there was a great future in front of him; if he lives to a vipe old age, he is in tho way, only living to save funeval expenses. Life is a funny proposition after all. —The Palzonette cook's little boy who liked to eat? The boys say he is a big boy now and learned to play football at the collitch. Do ye s'pose it might be him with that maroon sweater? He's afeedin' what peanuts he don't eat himself to that dark-haived fellow bes'de hhn, who's a-sayin' "You nawsty Mawn!" ov suthin' like that. Whoops, me Mike, here comes our new blue bus. Get your ticket! Campus Merry-Go-Round By WALTER WINCHELL, JR. DID YOU KNOW: Chaff from the Literary World Interesting bits gathered from the current magazines Ave you in the latest personal colThat the fleet was in to see Hart umn of the Satuvday Review of LitSlater last Sunday night? That many students are catching- evature, one of the most interesting up on back sleep since the semester columns in literary magazines? It's a exams are o'er? j game fov adults that kids intelligence tests, and if you have a dollar you That the annual debate is taking can get it somewhere on Bvoadway. A place on the campus-subject, "Whom high scove says you've a Sacred Cow; am I going to take to the Seniov a low- indicates a Problem Child . . . Ball?" In this same column some ambitious That two formev Alumni—Poust i "Geovge" has recapitulated his recent and Bavdo—shone in the pveliminavy veading thus: the funniest play, game Friday night? Bavdo officiated "Abie's Ivish Rose; funniest jingle, during the clash with Bloomsburg T. ; .^imple Simon; funniest song. The C. Could that account fov our defeat? Big Bad Wolf; funniest book, AbraThat many of the new campus ham .Simon Wolf Rosenbach's Books "el te" (student teachevs) ave actual- and B'ddevs; funniest parts of the ly "wovking" fov a change? book, Edmund Spenser telling ElizaThat the "All-Americans" on the beth Boyle about his Faerie Queen eampus wish to be kept out of pvint? four years befove he met her . . . and so on, and so on . . . Maybe their "ego" is satisfied? .!: * * That "Larry" Beck has thrown P. G. Wodehouse, cerr.tor of Jeeves, away his crutches?—Maybe the campus co-eds have vun out of sympathy. whom you've undoubtedly met in the Sat. Eve. Post, if not in pevson, says That in looking ovev a 1932 issue his surname is pvono.inced Woodof TheTimes there appeavs a sentence house. He ought to kvow . . . And —"Is Poole a Social Lion?" What Ruth Suckow is Su'co—long vowels io ouv select campus groups think? and accent on the first . . . That Chas. Thomas had an unex* * !}! pected visitor Sunday afternoon? If you have fifteen dollars to spare That Oppel has settled down—he's you can get one of the 350 autographed copies of Eugene O'Neill's teaching now? That some of the men teachers new play. Days Without End . . . Ov, from the day room are actually if you pvefev, fov ninety-five cents "fond" of their pupils? Ask any you can secure a Modern Library edition of Peavl Buck's Good Earth. »th or 9th grade man teacher. That many of our pvominent co-eds -4mong the new books is Maxwell ave "angling" fov bids to the Seniov Ball? Hope they ave successful, 'cause Anderson's poetic dvama, Mary of the music will be vomantic (?) and Scotland. Margaret Goldsmith has created a "psychological biography" of delightful. the latest vole of Gavbo . . . Christina That one of our shy and quiet co- of Sweden . . . Sinc'air Lewis' Work eds is planning a trip to South Amer- of Art was the fivst majov novel of ica this coming summer? 1934 . . . This is his second "flvst-ofThat the "Bookroom" has defeated the-year" novels. He came in first in Social Square as a meeting place? '33 , . . Favrav and Rinehart, New That "Shifty" Burkhart has finally Yovk publish evs, offev "a parade of fallen before the chavms of a vevy the living past," historic novels of distinction and intevest, in Hevvey Almodevn co-ed? Gaining Powev? That the basketball games aren't len's Anthony Advevse, Gorman's attended by a fourth of the football Jonathan Bishop, and A Book of .4mei leans by Rosemary and Stephen ittendnnces. Vincent Benet. That the press isa poov sportsman's * ** way of attacking the chavacter of a Someone felt that enough had been pevson. That the intva-muval basketball wvitten on undevgvaduate ethics, prog'ames ave just as exciting and as full fessors, and systems of education, and all othev such that go to make up uniof thvllls as a hockey game. vevsity life, so an anonymous writer That Mv. Hudson is highly inter- mado an exhaustive study of a differest;d in standard tests of all kinds. ent phase—professors' wives . . . The That Social Squave is the most article will appear in the Mavch Harpopular place in the school during pers' the noon hour. That chapel could be made more A. C. E. PUBLISHES BULLETIN TO SEND TO EDUCATORS intevesting if we weren't so timid. (Ov is it lazy?) (Continued from page 1) That theve is such a thing as veiled Omega Lambda sororities, all of humov. whom are represented in A. C. E., That opinions and suggestions to have selected chairmen of committees The Times really are appreciated. to raise money to contvibute towavds That a certain girl in the "dorm" financing the bulletin. is a very good impevsonatov of Gracie The bulletin was sent to county Allen. a-^l district supevintendents, and That a few cheevs at ouv games of olhev educatovs thvough the .state. basketball would do a lot towavd win- The bulletin is also being sent to pvoning some games. si.ectivo students. i