; Ruth Breton Here Friday c^^ i COLLEGE TIMES Last Number of I Musical Course! S t a t e T e a c h e r s GoUege, L o c k H a v e n , P e n n a . VOL. VII.—No. 14. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1929 5 Cents Per Copy FRESHMEN PROVE SUPERIOR SKILL NOTED VIOLINIST CONCERT GIVEN BY WINNING MEN'S INDOOR MEET COMING MARCH 1 BY BOSTON CHOIR Many Thrills Feature Football Schedule for 1929 Ruth Breton to Give Pleasing Program of Music Held SatContest of Classes, The following football schedule for Final Number of the 1929 season has just been comMusic Course Malone is Star urday Night pleted. Several new teams are on the Before the largest crowd ever assembled in ths College Gym, the Freshmen and Upper Classmen competed in a thrilling contest of indoor events with the Freshmen emerging on top by a decisive score of 51-26. So completely were the Freshmen masters that the Upper-classmen were defeat2d with three events remaining to be run off. Keen rivalry was the order of the day and both s des strove mightily to gain the advantage. The Upper-classmen started with a rush by taking the Chinning and Hand-Wrestling contests in easy fashion. This gave them a tsmpotary lead of 6-0. Beginning with the Tug-of-War the Freshmen proceeded to "mop up" everything in sight and were headed for a lead that the Upper-classmen could not overcome. In succession the Freshmen took the Tug of War, first and second in th:; Running Broad jump, first place in the Standing Broad jump, flrst and second in the Running Hop, St-p, and Jump, and first place in the 20 yaid dash. During this time the Fre5hmen piled up 30 points to 15 points for the Upper-classmen. The Freshmen also took the first two relays (the straight and backward) giving them a total of 36 points and needing only 5 more to win the meet. Here the Upper-classmen braced and took the Monkey and Wheelbarrow Relays to make a total of 21 points. Th3 Volley Ball contest came next rnd the Upper-classmen tossed the Freshmen for a 15-3 score and climbing within 10 points of tieing the P'roshmen. The Baseball (indoor) game was next on the program. It was during this contest that the Freshmen clinched the meet by hammering out a 7-6 victory over the Upper-classmen in 4 innings. Joe Ake proved the hero by knocking in the winning run. Just to prove that they were not yet through scoring the Freshmen proceeded to win the Dodge Ball contest and then swamped the Upper-classmen in the flnal event, the Basketball game, by a score of 28-13. The stars of this contest were Hager, Legacy and Bob Plummer. Time and again they scored for the Freshmen and the Upper-classmen were left far behind. When the smoke cleared (Continued on p a ^ 2) program that were not on last year. Such teams as Susquehanna Junior Varsity ard ethers equally as formidable give us one of the most interesting schedules we have ever had. October— 5—Dickinson Seminary 12—MansflJd S. T. C. 19—Susquehanna Jr. Varsity, 26—IMiderRville S. T. C Home Away Home Home November— 2—Bloomsburg S. T. C. 9—Shippensburg S. T. C. 16—Clcrion S. T. C Away Away Home Dickinson Sem Wins by Score of 45 to 23 On Friday afternoon, February 22, the local College squad travelled to Williamspoit to engage the Gold and White of Dickinson Seminary in a basketball game. Dickinson had been strengthened by the return of Clark, their star Forward, and Given, star Guard, who had been out of the eai-lier games due to injuries. The locals put up a game fight during the flrst half and were in the lead several times. Robb, Parsons, and Bardo kept the locals in the fight, scoring on long shots, but Clark, almost s.ngle-har.ded, kept Dickinson ahead at the end of the half, 27-19. During the second half, the locals could only gather together 4 points, while Dickinson ran up a total of 18 points. During th s half, Gould, to gether with Ciark, proved too fast a combination for the locals to cope with. Malone, who took McLean's place during the second half, played a great defensive game, holding his man scoreless. Dickinson presented a fast passing attack that the locals could not stop, especially during the second half. Next week, March 1 and 2, the locals will set out on a three-day trip, playing West Chester Friday night and Kutztown Saturday. Field Goals: Lock Haven—Robb 3, Bardo 3, Parsons 2, Vonada 1; Dickinson—Clark 9, Gould 7, Bogel 2, Cassell 1, Given 1. The final number of the Musical Artists Course for 1928-'29 will feature Mi?s Ruth Breton, violinist, who will play on Friday night, March 1st. Miss Breton comes as the second young American artist in this year's program, and those who felt the charm of Miss Louise Lerch a month ago are looking foward to a similar experience on Friday. In ch pel on Thursday morning. Miss Whitwell, cf the Mus'c Department, gave several hints thr.t increase th'S cxp'^ctition. Miss Breton was born in Louisville, Kentucky, twentyfour years ago. Her training was received pi'incipally here in America, but urdcr ths line of such fine masters r.s Franz Kneisel and Leopold Auer. It has given to her original talent the power that makes her, as she has been so fittingly described, "an artis^t and magician of the violin." Miss Brftm made her debut in Louisv'lle, with the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra. Her success here very soon paved the way for her first appearance at New York City. The enthusiasfc reception which her performances received in this city indicated well how American hearts had been captured by her playing. Miss Whitwell told of an interesting episode in this connection—that Miss Breton had played before President Coolidgi. In the summer of 1926 she went abroad on a tour that spread her fame far over other parts of the world. Music critics in London, Bevlin, Munich and many other of ihi; prominent European cities could do nothing but praise. Her flawless technique and ability to sway her audiences with the emotional content of her music has left a lasting impression upon all. Her concert on Friday night is sure to be the "finest of fine." Miss Whitwell gave many interest ing points in a brief summary of the Artists Course for this year, speaking first of the financial part of such a program. This was a new phase of the subject to many and it brought an added appreciation of what the college authorities have done in securing the fine artists who have come to Lock Haven. Miss Whitwell spoke of the success that has followed Herbert Heyner, the English baritone who made his first appearance in America at S. T. C. last fall. She briefly analyzed the fine performance given by The impromptu concert presented Saturday evening, Feb. 23, in the College auditorium by the Boston Male Choir, was a complete walk-over. The singers held their audience from the first appearance of the choir to the last encore. The program began with the "Stein Song" from the "Prince of Pilsen," after which one of the singers, Mr. Laite, introduced the rest telling their names and the positions they hold when not touring the country. Many hold important positions in schools and colleges of Music. One, Mr. Carmody, was the winner of the Atwater Kent Prize for the best amateur Radio singing. His rendition of "Hear Me, Ye Winds and Waves," an Aria from "Julius Caeser" by Handel proved his fine ability. The Slave Song, "I'm a Wanderer," composed by Dr. Samuel Richard Graves, brought the encore number, "Old Black Joe," in which the Choir provided the accompaniment while one of their number did the solo work. Th? announcement that a special arrangement of the "Volga Boatman" would be sung brought forth exclamations of happy anticipation which were not dispelled by the production. Mr. Laite very efl'ectively explained and recited the poem of the "Julie Plainte" by Joff'rey O'Hara before singing it to its musical setting so that none of the drama of it would be lost. The piano accompaniment was especially efl'ective here in carrying out the fury of the storm. Taken all in all every number of the varied concert was thoroughly enjoyed by those who heard it. We sincerely hope they will come again. the New York String Quartet some time ago, and spoke of the delightful program presented by Louise Lerch last month. She prophesied an evening of wonderful music on Friday, and emphasized the fact that no one should rniss the chance to hear Ruth Breton. We feel that our college has been highly honored in the concert course this year, especially since Herbert Heyner made his American debut at this institution, and since Miss Louise Lerch came to sing at this college, where her sister was a student some years ago. COLLEGE TIMES Two Members of Faculty to Act as Judges for Debates FRESHMEN WIN INDOOR MEET HELD SATURDAY (Continued from Page 1) 1 Mr. Patterson and Mr. Sullivan I have been invited by the Central away and things began to clear up Pennsylvania Interscholastlc Debatagain the final score of the biggest ing Association to serve as judges in and best Indoor Meet ever held at the some of the debctss of the League. local college was: Freshmen 51, UpTh3 question to be debated is: Reper-classmen 20. The Freshmen cerThe regular meeting of the Beta solved, thr.t the principle of the life The Alpha Sigma Tau Fraternity tainly deserve a world of credit for the wonderful display of athletic abil- had a regular meeting on Monday. | Siima Chi Sorority was held on Tues- term ef the B 'umes Law of New York ity wliich they exhibited during the Feb. 18, at 4.30. Two Junior mem- day, Feb. 19, at 5.30. The handvvoik Stat3 be adopted in other commonmeet. The Silver Cup which was of- bers were installed in office. New I which f e gills hav3 been doing wa.s wealths. Each debate is to be judged fered as a prize to the group scoring committees were appointed by the 1practically finished. More definite by one person, who will announce tho winner tj the audience, giving at the the greater number of points goes to President and the date set for the An- ;lir.s we:c made about their stunt. same time any reasons he m.^y see fit, * * * the FVeshmen and here's extending nual Banquet. * * * Th ; Gir'.s' Glee Club had their pic- for the decision. them the heartiest of congratulations. Mr. Sullivan will serve in this caThe Rho Omega Lambda Sorority : t i r . s taken f.t 7.15 Tuesday night for They sure deser-ve 'em. It is hoped pacity at Phil'psburg, April 5, and that in future years these Indoor decided at their meet'ng on Monday th3 Catalogue. State Colle.'re, A p r l 19. Mr. Patt-rmeets will become a regular thing as j to meet temporarily on Wednesday * * * son will s-rve as judge of the deb.de they aie one of the best means of pro- inste id of the regular day. The Shake Liter ry Society had a • • • j at Bellefonte, April 12. moting school spirit and rivalry, At 7.15 the College Times Staff met '|.'P_ca! program at 7.30 Thursday. something we need and need badly. Pi of. Gage, cf tha Language departTo name the individual stars of the for a short business meeting. There ment, gave an in'.e.esting talk on Edcontest would be a difficult task, es- was an open discussion of how to im- ,I ward P. Robinson and compared him \ S. T. C. Alumni Plan Play pecially since most of the contests prove the paper and then a letter wit'.i c a iie r po:ts. The society then to BeneHt the Loyalty Fund were run ofl' in teams but in the in- from a student was read. In this let- had an open discussion of the same ter was a good criticism of our paper j _ — dividual events some few did stand topic. and a number of very good suggesI At a special meeting of the Alumni out. The outstanding star of the meet * * » ! As;ociatIen at which Dr. D. W. Thomwas Fred Malone, of the Freshmen, tions for improvement. The Staff' Trice Lit. rary Society met on ! as p;;sid;d, on Friday evening, Febwho captured 3 first places, a won- appreciated th's letter and intends to Thur^lay, Feb. 21, at 8.00. The meet- •rua:y 15, a committee w.'.s appointed try the new ideas. Everyone is inderful showingagainst a brilliant field. Piper, Smith, and Sundberg also star- vited to writj in giving approval or j ing was s h o t as Mr. Ulmer was away. t l i-elect a play to be offered by the The W. A. A. stunt was discussed. i Alumni of S. T. C. some time th's red for the Freshmen in the individ- disapproval. j spring. ual event*;. For the Upper-classmen Tie pr;cccds of ths pliy will go to Robb was the outstanding star of the t' e p;rmanent Alumni Loyalty Fund. individual events, placing 3rd in two events. Ratchford, Frederick.s, and Loans are made fr: m this fund to a d MacDonald iiWo placed for the Upperstude ts at our college. ch.ssme'n. The members of the committee are 13-15 E. MAIN ST., LOCK HAVEN, PENNA. Miss Sarah Beck, Miss Erma D. Gast, Hittin' the High Spoti Mrs, A. F. Stouck, and I. T. Parsons. Legacy and Piper pulled a "fast one" in the Wheelbarrow Relay by Kinderjiaiten Poom Decorated falling all over e'ach other. What was The k'nrL'rgarten room has been the matter. Lew? See someone fammade attractive by the addition of iliar in the balcony? decorated boxes for waste paper and The tug-of-war was the most thrillpainted trays of corresponding color ing contest of the meet with the tones, to hold work materials. Tho Freshmen winning 2 out of 3. Nice work w;.s done by Mary Beale, Kath"footwork," Bardo. ryn Burnham, Louise Eastman, ReParsons and Robb reminded the Styled for Every Sport bckah Evans, and Loretta Wyer, as writer of the "Volga Boatmen" in the their pait in Junior Participation. tug-of-war. Brown was the big gun and Dress Need on the attack for the Freshmen in the Ineloor Baseball game, driving in three runs and scoring two, himself. Capelets, scarf collars, throw effects of Fredericks pulled a tendon in the the same and a contrasting material, standing broad jump that handicapombre striped sports fabrics, fur trim- , ])cd him in his other trials. ming and tailored styles—coats of distinction for all occasions. J.C.PENNEYC0 A Worth\\ hik Collection of Spring's New Models in Coats Harry H. Wilson Spring Festival Coming The spring or dance festival is to be held March 22, 1929, after the Junior-Senior meet. This festival is based upon Greek and Roman mythology. The Roman calendar with its ten months in a year is one of the keynotes of the festival. The meeting of the twelve gods and goddesses on Mount Olympus will be vividly portrayed, with the time when each one descends to the earth to look over the affairs of men. Women : Misses : Juniors Styled with a care that is found usually ciuly in coats at much higher prices— our staff of stylists has selected really .superior coats for the same thrift prices you expect to find here. Home of Hart, Schaffner, •K--h:- m and Marx Clothing Ladies' Allen A Hosiery HARRY H. WILSON Trade up She: Why did you break your engagement with that school teacher? He: I didn't show up one night and she wanted me to bring a written excuse signed by my mother. -—Mt. Echo. MONEY'S WORTH MONEY BACK COLLEGE TIMES College Times T h e College Times is published a t Lock Haven S t a t e T e a c h e r s College, Lock Haven, P e n n a . , by t h e Board of E d i t o r s of the College T i m e s . Alumni Notes Us and Others By Ye Joke Editor 1895 MR. H E R O Dolly G e a r h a r t and G e r r y Greaser George A. Mincemoyer, of Mechan- spent the week-end a t their homes in I s n ' t it s t r a n g e how we use ponderPublished weekly d u r i n g school y e a r . icsburg, Pa., is t r e a s u r e r of the Alum- j Altoona. Still t h r i l l e d ! ous pollysyllables to express w h a t Subscription r a t e $1.00 p e r a n n u m . ni Association. On F e b . 20 he atDr. A i m s t r o n g , Miss Himes and might easily have been expressed in tended a m e e t i n g of the Alumni oflRcBoard of E d i t o r s Miss N o . t h e y are a t t e n d i n g the meet- simple words? J u s t to explain w h a t Editor-in-Chief Alice R e a d ers and Executive committee, held I mean I will take a hero and use : ing of th_ N. E. A. in Cleveland. Managing E d i t o r , K a t h e r i n e A n d e r s o n h e r e a t t h e college. I phrases from t h e w r i t i n g s of famous Make-up-Editor R o b e r t Bollinger 1910 I Yvonne Y o u n g w a s a t h e r home in men to describe a tale of him. Sports Editor E i n e r Eliason F r i e n d s a r e pained to h e a r of the I Clearfield. Alumni E d i t o r Bernice A l e x a n d e r It was to have been the day of Joke Editor I r e n e Russell illness of Dr. N. P. Benson. Dr. BenSylvia S y k e s ; son is a f o r m e r i n s t r u c t o r a t our colMrs. Kinkead, of T y r o n e , spent ' his wedding. Mr. H e r o , a f t e r having Exchange Editor Business M a n a g e r ^ Hamuei jjjg ^jf^ j^. ^^ g r a d u a t e of S. I S a t u r d a y r f t e r n o o n with h e r daugh- had a "gelid c i s t e r n " (cold b a t h ) , Samuel iL. oonngg i j Advertising Manager, Charlotte High _ _ , « iniA I drew on " t h e .shining l e a t h e r t h a t enter, Phylli-. Circulation M a n a g e r 1- C., class ot I J I O . ] cased t h e limbs" (boots) even though Harriet Rohrbaugh 1 1918 B e t t y Cowher visited a t h e r home he did have " p a n g s a r t h r i t i c t h a t inSubscription M a n a g e r Ralph P o o r m a n I Word h a s been received here of the in T y r o n e . fest t h e t o e " ( g o u t ) . " A g r e a t conAssociate E d i t o r s : M a r g a r e t F e r g u - ! recent m a r r i a g e of Miss F l o r e n c e Bos: course was assembled to witness the son, Alice Pearsall, K a t h r y n K l a e r , i j, „»•,, TT n , T, M a r y Kay Yeckley and Dode ArM a r g a r e t Beeson, Caroline Cath-1 «ert- foi'mer.y of Mill Hall, and Ross I nuptials," b u t all of a s u d d e n " t h e inc a r t , Mary Flegal, Genevieve Ar- : Grenard a t Pueblo, Colorado. Miss nold were .rt Mary K a y ' s h o m e in Por- dividual was precipitated in.stantanlauskas, D o r o t h y G e a r h a r t , T h e r e s a i Bossert is a d a u g h t e r of Mr. and Mrs. I tage for the week-end. I eously through the portal of t h e manS t r a y l e y Doris M a t t e r n , E m m a PYan-1 j ^ , j ^ ^ B o s s s i t of Mill Hall and is i: 2IS F r y , Lucille Taylor, N o r m a n Mor Mr. and Mi-s. M a t t e r n , of Phillips- sion by the i r a t e p a r e n t . " Then takj a i n , Anna Mary Gilson, Charles Dale. m e m b e r of the class of 1918. For a burg, called en Doree S u n d a y after- ing his lyre he went to the woods Robert Bollinger, F r a n c i s P e a r s o n , n u m b e r of years she has been a teach"and t r e e s u p r o o t e d left their place Paul Vanada, Catherine Fliger, Flor- er in tho T h a t c h e r School a t Pueblo. noon. sequacious of t h e l y r e , " ( t e n d e n c y to e n c e Kniss, Geraldine Greaser, Mar- H e r h u s ' ; a n d is associated with the S p e a k i n g of thrilling w e e k - e n d s — follow) and t h e n " s i t t i n g on the grass g a r e t Spooner. William Sweet, M a r y B a r n a r d , C h a r l o t t e Mahaffy, M a r t h a A r a p a h o e store a t Pueblo. j Dot Blair and Gwen S h e r m a n were a t jhe partook of the f l a g r a n t beverage Zeigler, A l b e r t Sundberg, Elizabeth Following a honeymoon in Denver, their homes in W a r r e n . .Some t r i p ! drawn from China's h e r b " ( t e a ) ; Dalby. the couple wiil reside in Pueblo. I while he talked of " t h e forces which Murdy Albaugh, D o t L a w r e n c e and 1921 i a m a l g a m a t e into one homogeneous Veronica Bradley, m e m b e r of Al- F r a n F r y saw " T h e Singing Fool" a t I entity t h e gigantic i n t e r e s t of multiAcceptance f o r mailing a t special r a t e of postage provided for in section pha Sigma Tau, after b e i n g g r a d u a t - Williamsport S a t u r d a y . I farious c o r p o r a t e i n t e r e s t s . " 1 1 0 3 , Act of October 3, 1917, a u t h o r - ed from S. T. C , took advanced work E s t h e r Keyser, of Muncy, spent the ized J u n e 3, 1 9 2 3 . a t New York University. She is now v.e:k-end with J e a n P e t e r s . E n t e r e d as Second Class m a t t e r Supervisor of mus'c in Connelsville, Mr. Sullivan ( i l l u s t r a t i n g how a N o v e m b e r 5, 1928 a t the post office Pa. I Gaynell Morgon and Helen Cunperson might be influenced by coma t Lock Haven, Pa., u n d e r t h e A c t of j ningham spent the week-end a t their ing in contact with people of other March 3, 1879. A m e e t i n g of the Alumni officers h o m e s . sections—how one's outlook on varand E x e c u t i v e Committee was held 1 ious subjects is b r o a d e n e d ) : " T h e FEB.'^UARY 27, 1929 recently in Dr. A r m s t r o n g ' s office. j M a r g a r e t Gingrich was home this girls who a t t e n d these conventions I week-end. The purpose of the m e e t i n g was to like t h e I. K. U. Convention in Deplan for Alumni Day, May 25th of F a y e Lord and Mollie Evin saw troit last year, never come back the this year. " T h e Singing F o o l " on T h u r s d a y in s a m e . " Williamsport. EDITORIALS By a s t u d e n t vot^ in a r e c e n t chapel period, the t i m e for Sunday evening vespers has been set for 6.05 P. M. These services have been proving particularly worthwhile lately, b o t h in t h e s p e a k e r s t h a t they have b r o u g h t b e f o r j th:; s t u d e n t s and in t h e B.blical moving p i c t u r e stories thr.t have besn presented. The new t i m e was set to a c c o m m o d i t e the m a j o r i t y of the s t u d e n t s . I t is very r e a sonable for the leaders to expect a l a r g e a t t e n d a n c e from now on. Professor Sullivan Speaks Mid Reiter's on Washington, the LeadenS a t u r d a y . m o t h e r visited her on He seized me b,v the t h r o a t and ; t h r e w me down. I was conscious of P e g Ferguson was home this week- his monstrous form h o v e r i n g near and Professor Sullivan's address on t e a r s c a m e to my eyes as I hurriedly " W a s h i n g t o n , the L e a d e r , " given in j end. reviewed my past life. Suddenly a chapel F i i d a y , F e b r u a r y 22, was a Charlie Dale said, " S u n d a y is the I foaming deluge was dashed in my highly fitting c o m m e n t a r y on o u r first day I've been home in five j face and before I could fully recover, gi'eat P r e s i d e n t ' s life. T h e talk conweeks." ! a leng knif^' was placed under my sisted of a brief resume of W a s h i n g - ! no^e. I squiinied. He seized ni.v ton's c a r e e r , s t r e s s i r g t h e fact t h a t he F r e d d i e B a r r ' s f a t h e r and sister hair. I gasped. He f u m e d ! I yelled was an o u t s t a n d i n g leader of out- spent the week-end with him. and h e — g a v e me my first shave. standing m e n . The fact t h a t he led H o m e , to Williamsport, went Samsuch men as Franklin, H a m ' l t o n , Jefferson, ar.d Moiris was given as proof my Long S -.turday, b u t whom did he "FORGIVE ME" go with? of this fact. Mr. Sullivan appropriately conCo-ed: Have you g o t a jiin? cluded his r e m a r k s by r e a d i n g LinR o o m i e : Common, rolling, ten, coln's t i b u t e to Washington, expressed F e b r u a r y 22, 1 8 4 2 : \ safety, bar, stick, cottar, hair, hat, " T h i s is the 110th anniversary of' wr'st, bei.uty, scarf, t i s , o r f r a t e r the b i r t h d a y of W a s h i n g t o n . We a r e • n ' t y ? — O u i r e n t Sauce. , m e t to c e l e b r a t e this day. Washing, ... • , ... j. ,, i ton IS t h e mightiest name on e a r t h — long since mightiest in t h e cause of der t h e "Carolina Moon." Civil L i b e r t y ; still m i g h t i e s t in moral Yours " F r o m Monday On," r e f o r m a t i o n . On t h a t n a m e an eulogy "The Sheik" is expected. It c a n n o t be. To add P. S. "You're My W e a k n e s s Now." b r i g h t n e s s t o the name of Washington is alike impossible. Let none a t t e m p t NOTICE, F R E S H M E N ! it. In solemn awe p r o n o u n c e the W h e n t a k i n g observations please n a m e a n d in its naked, deathless observe the following: splendor leave it shining o n . " 1. Pick up y o u r feet. M i s s — " H a v e you always been a 2. D o n ' t rush in the front door S o p h — S a y , w h a t do you t h i n k cowboy?" while an observation is being t a u g h t . about this h e r e evolution? Ruff—"No m a m . I was first a 3. D o n ' t amuse O T H E R children F r e s h — I t ' s a good idea, b u t can b a b y . " — W h i r l w i n d . —Student P r i n t z . t h e y e n f o r c e it? —^The Antelope. by showing artistic ability. T h e men s t u d e n t s of S. T. C. a r e doing somethir.g "new and different." T h e Men's Choral Club, which g a v e a fine concert for t h e s t u d e n t s last y e a r , is e x t e n d i n g its progr-am this season. T h i vaudeville t h o w which is to be , , , ,, „ . , , „ -. , presented here on the fifth of March 1 ^ ^ . . . „ j . , , ^^ „ is first being given in Mill Hall on T h u r s d a y evening, F e b r u a r y 28. Perh a p s we have n o t appreciated t h e tale n t thr.t is with us every d a y — w e m a y h a v e some surprises w a i t i n g f o r us. A t least this extension of activities shows wide-awake, interested effort on t h e p a r t of t h e fellows and we wish t h e m all success in the n e w v e n t u r e . Dearly "Beloved," I am s i t t ' n g in a " T u m b l e Down Shack in A t h e l o n e " s u r r o u n d e d by "Mississippi M u d " " P i n ' i n ' For Y o u " " S w e e t Sue, J u s t Y o u . " I t is " J u s t a N ' g h t fcr M e d i t a t i o n " and I'm "Lonesome." " T h o You T h r e w Me D o w n " I was " J e a l o u s " and " A f t e r My L a u g h t e r Came T e a r s . " " A r e You Mak'in' a Fool of M e " " C a u s e I Can't Give You A n y t h i n g B u t Love B a b y ? " You know "Rose in a B u d " t h a t "You Were My F i r s t Sweet H e a r t " and "I Loved You Then As I Love You Now." " F u r t h e r M o r e " " Y o u ' r e The Cream Of My Coffee" and " J u s t To Know You is To Love Y o u . " So "Kiss Me A g a i n " and " S o m e Night When Y o u ' r e L o n e s o m e " "Me and My Little B a n j o " will give you a "Schub e r t ' s S e r e n a d e " " B e n e a t h Thy Lattice L o v e " " H i g h On a Hill T o p " un- COLLEGE TIMES Dartmouth Student Leaves College to Live in Woods A D a r t m o u t h student, C u r t i s H. Glover, 20, a n d a J u n i o r , h a s done w h a t m a n y l o n g to do a t one t i m e o r another. He said goodbye to college and civilized life to begin life in the woods. In a letter published in " T h e Dartm o u t h , " he wTote: "Goodbye, Dartmouth. By t h e time you are r e a d i n g this I .shall be aboard a train s p e e d i n g to northern wilds w h e r e I i n t e n d to p r e p a r e myself for a higher life than college leads t o ; the life described by Thoreau in Walden. " I have existed in y o u r civilization now for 20 y e a r s . I have existed merely a s a s p e c t a t o r . You have forced me to d o certain things, and I have done t h e m reluctantly, always inwardly rebelling. Now I h a v e decided to give expression to m y wild n a t u r e , and t o t r y w h e t h e r it be possible to live h u m a n l y . " The modern T h o r e a u is living in t h e White Mountains on the e s t a t e of Mr. Glover, senior, w h o is a w e a l t h y Boston architect. This seems as if it would be an i n t e r e s t i n g e x p e r i m e n t to watch. CAMPUS New . . . . Costume. . Jewelry. . . newest in numbers necklaces, bracelets, earrings and brooch pins $L0O to $9.75 ( T ^ ^ EFFNER ELPS EALTH 5Ol>CKKHKHKHKH>0O<8K^ Malone and Smith s a y they w e n t t o h a r m o n i c a a n d J e w ' s h a r p . a wreck t h e o t h e r n i g h t . T h e y m u s t • • * have helped haul it in. T h a t n e w fellow, J o h n s o n , can * * * yodel. He's n o t Swiss but he sure h a s Max had b e t t e r w a t c h t h e t i m e . He t h e Swiss movement. w a s seen a t a r a t h e r l a t e h o u r down • • • t o w n t h e o t h e r night. T h e little boys in t h e day room do * * • like to play in the snow. Of course " T h e r e ' s two lonesone people in t h e t h e y a r e on'y acting their ages. wrhole wide world. * • • P i p e r " f a w down and go b o o m , " T h a t ' s Bardo a n d t h e m a n in t h e r i g h t in t h e w a t e r too. H e had t o moon." d r y his clothes befoie he could a t t e n d * * * classes. We'll have to a r r a n g e for a b a r n • * * d a n c e since t h e r e a r e so many musicCan you imagine anyone g e t t i n g ians in t h e boys' dorm who play t h e moonstruck on a perfectly dark night? Myrna can! Who Said So? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. No foolin'? Oh M o t h e r ! I'll s a y . Pifflicated. You pippin. B'gorra Pat. Shux with t h e w o r k . W h a t ' s t h e m a t t e r with M a r g ? Only a n o t h e r l e t t e r to Mary Kay. Yea H o n . Run a l o n g — g e t l o s t ! Oh I reckon so. Oh you a n i m a l ! 8. 9. T h e m e e t i n g W e d n e s d a y n i g h t was 10. dedicated to t h e life and service of 1 1 . Miss Mabel C r a t t y , National Secre- 12. tai-y of the Y. W. C. A., w h o died A n s w e r s t o last w e e k ' s " W h o F e b r u a r y 27, 1928. She was known This?" both in America and abroad f o r " h e r 1. Lizzie Van Scoyoc. ministry to t h e needs both spiritual 2. Mary B a r n a r d . a n d temporal of y o u n g w o m e n . " 3. A m y Louise E a s t m a n . A picture of this " i n t e r n a t i o n a l 4. Shirley Chri.stenson. s t a t e s w o m a n " h a s j u s t been placed on 5. Mr. S m i t h . t h e walls of t h e Y. W. rooms. In it 6. Evelyn Bosworth. one can see all t h e characteristics 7. Sue Bowes. which the able leaders described. 8. Dot B a s t i a n . 9. Dot Stitzer. 10. Becky E v a n s . 1 1 . Al W o o l b e r t . 12. Doree M a t t e r n . Miss Cratty Honored at Y. W. CHATTER 24 Hour Drug Service HEFFNER'S DRUG STORE Better Prices Better Service Roche's Team Wins Second Place in Ball Tournament FOLLOW THE CROWD TO MAIN AND GROVE STS. I L a s t Thursday Captain Roche's I t e a m won second place in the Cap; t a i n ' s Ball t o u r n a m e n t by default. «HXHKH»alKHJCH» T h e first g a m e for second place, beI t w e e n P o t t s ' and Roche's team, was I ELECTRIC scheduled for 7.30 o'clock. Because ! P o t t s ' team did n o t a p p e a r the g a m e Radios Curling Irons was forfeited. By their victory Roche's t e a m w a s Wavers Study Lamps due t o play t h e Frosh team which had previously been defeated by Grier's Champions. This l a t t e r game was Said scheduled for 8.00 o'clock, b u t because of a delay the Frosh team did n o t a p p e a r until 8.05. T h e Seniors, t h e r e f o r e , claimed this g a m e also by 127 M A I N S T R E E T d e f a u l t . Although t h e F r o s h ai'e n o t satisfied, the results of these g a m e s will probably stand. G E T T I N G U P ON A COLD MORNING ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz BRRRRRING!!!!! zzz zz zzzz Get up! Umph! Whew! Br-r-r it's cold! P u t t h a t window d o w n ! ! ! ! W h e r e ' s m y stocking? L a y offa m e , you e l e p h a n t . Oh . . . t h e s e shoes a r e cold. W h o took my kimono? Zip! Somethin's busted! H e y ! ! T h e w a t e r ' s frozen. W h a - z a t . . . No class t o d a y ? Move over . . . . ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz J o e — " W h y t h e sad e x p r e s s i o n ? " B r o w n i e — " I b o u g h t one of those books called, " H o w t o make L o v e , " a n d now I d o n ' t k n o w w h a t to d o . " J o e — " W e l l , c a n ' t you r e a d ? " B r o w n i e — " S u r e . I t says t o t a k e t h e lady's hand, look i n t o h e r eyes, a n d say, 'I love you, B e a t r i c e ' . " Joe—"Well?" B r o w n i e ~ " M y girl's n a m e is S u s y . " Electric Supply Company D o c : Ouch, I j u s t bumped my crazy bone. D o n : Never mind, j u s t comb y o u r h a i r differently and the bump w o n ' t show. — N o r m a l Pulse. ^ Henry Keller's Sons i Hne footwear D. a0