Delegation to Attend
Conferentpe in Ne-w York
„,Vol,.24

Clean-up Campaign Successful;
Prizes Awarded

LOCK,. HAVEN, MARCH 5, 1947 '

Student Nominate
Five for President

No. 6

Twelve Students Represent
T. C. At Annual Meeting;
Two Will Speak

At a special assembly meeting
Tuesday, Fe.bruary r 25th, five >stuCiilnilnntins • l a s t ' week'.-f vlgprou.s Campaign ha.s been in effect with dents..were nominated for.tbe pi-es-.
Clean-Up CHhipaign, prizes were individuals appointed by. Studerit idency of Student Council in, the.
awar'ded at the a.ssembly. of Feb- Council doing tiie work. However, iniTrlS school year, . The nominees
ruary 2S to the owners of the the great need for a more effec- include Ray Dombrow.ski, . Paul.
Leon-ard \
cleanest room In both the men's tive means of keeping- the coliege Coront,. .Joe Hutynan,
The annual • conference of the Co.unci.1); Gearg* Ny<:e and Robert
and 'the women's dormitories. By presentable Was felt, and the past Brion, and Richard Judd.
Kastern Professional Schools i'pr Weaver (Dayroom .^len); Phyllis
The president of the. -student Teachers will be conducted in New Brumbaugh
M proce.s's of elimination,' this rooni eaiiipalgn was initiated. Since the
(Dayroom
Women);
wa.s determined by virtue of its idea behind the campaign will be Council should be a very capable Vork City on March 20th through Nancy
Zimmerman
(Dramatics
cleanliness during- Campaign Week; continued throughout the rest of person, for ho shall have the power the 22nd, with Lock Haven State Club); JQ Paolo (Pra eco); Betty
secret inspections were conducted .he year, .students are asked to to appoint special committees and Teachers College sending its larg- Lorigan (College Times); and a
beginning: Monday, February 24.
place clean-up suggestions in t h e determine what is needed for the est number of deleg;-ates in the representative to be chosen by the
entire student body.
The campaign, sponsored by Stu- mailboxes of either co-chairmen.
Newman Club.
The names of all candidates will school's history.
dent Council, was pushed forward
Twelve
L.
H.
S.
T.
C.
students.
he
listed
on
a
ballot.
The
voter
Is
by Co-chairmen Joe Errigo and
Ii.
to vote for each candidate in order accompanied by Mr. Carey
Anna Lee Barties with ,John Roob
of preference, placing after each March, instructor in the physical
as assistant.
Through theii- efscience
department,
will
leave
by
name a number corresponding- to
forts, additional cigarette disposal
such
preference.
Tbe
winning train on Wednesday evening, March
Kandbo.xes Iiave been placed in
Saturday.
February
22,
1»4
7
w
a
s
candidate
will be determined by l»th, to partake in this huge gaboth do!-mitories and throughout K memorable day for the CollegINDIANAPOLIS, Ind.—Putting its
thering of representatives from the
t h e Main Building. Smoking has ians. It was also a big day at adding the numbers after each many
teachers colleges throughout finger on community action as the
been prohibited in the main hall, Penn State. Each fraternity had name. The candidate who receives the east.
The two chief topics for key that must unlock rental homes
the smallest total will be the presisocial square, the social rooms, and its own separate dance.
dent of the Student Cooperative panel discussion this year wiil be: for veterans. The American Legion
in the library. Dean of Personnel
"The .Jewish Ethical Element in has launched a nationwide drive to
.Vfter enjoying a
"wow-of-a- Council.
W a r t e r s gave helpful suggestions
Culture," and "Culture Coop- produce such housing by local
t o the co-chairmen, and the Art Kteak dinner" at Ralph .Johnson's
All studenta registered in the Our
eration
and World Organization." teamwork on 16,000 fronts.
home in State College, The Col- college are eligible to vote.
Club made the campaign posters.
.Miss Phyllis Brumbaugh of HowThe task force in this monumenlegians traveled over to F r a t e r n i t y
Purposes
of
the
Student
Council
Previously, a sort of Clean-Up Row to provide the music for dancard, and Jliss Betty Gottshal of tal undertaking of providing rental
are:
Altoona have been chosen as T. C's facilities for more than 4,000,009
ing in the Alpha Gamm Rho F r a 1. To promote a high degree of participants in these panel talks. veterans, consists of the 16,009
'ernitv.
.\bout 250 students a t - cooperation
among
students,
and
Last
year Mrs. Minnie Belt Barnes posts of The American Legion. To
tended. Rumored to be the largest •letwcen faculty and students.
represented the school in these them has been assigned the misband in F r a t e r n i t y Roy t h a t night,
2.
To
stimulate
pride
in
the
dLscu.saions. The conference also sion of welding all local organizaThe Collegians produced
music
State Teachers Col- gives the i-epresentatives from the tions in every community intp
which, If we may quote President Pennsylvania
lege
at
Lock
Haven,
and
to
proThe following i.s a report from .\IcCurdy of AGR, was "terrific."
various activity groupa an oppor- fighting teams using home town
rtobert B. Tillman, budgeting offi- Playing before this appreciative mote its Interests to the highest tunity to become acquainted with re.'iources and federal, state and
cer of World Student Relief, to young crowd, the boys in the band possible degree.
existing conditions in other col- city government services to pro3. To constitute a medium for leges, perhaps obtaining idea for <}uce housing units of all t.vpe*
WSSF in New York.
-esponded by playing with spirited
the
expression
of
initiative
in
the
improvement in their i-espective with emphasis on living q u a r t e r s
"We are often asked w h a t we enthusiasm.
iiianagement of student affairs.
activities.
for rent.
would do with an extra million
4.
To
develop
a
well-rounded
<lollars in our relief work in WSIi, ians receive around 3000). Over a
operation orders are containThe trip will be chiefly financed ed The
if we obtained it. During the past year ago I lived for two months prograni of college life and enin a new American Legion bookyear and a half I have been in- on the soup and potato ma.sh stu- courage students to participate ac- by the Student Council, which will let now in its way to all posts. It
allocate two hundred dollars to lists at least six cooperative plans
volved closely in the work of 'World dents in Holland a t t h a t time c a l l - tively in it.
cover expenses of Mr. March and for building homes, four of them
Student Relief, both in the field ed meals and I know something of
the three Council delegates, with dealing with the production of
nij-self in Holland in 194 5, and as tha weakness and a p a t h y which
ten dollars being contributed to
<llrector of field work in countries <uch a diet engenders.
facilities, and steps t h a t
any of the campus organizations rental
such as Greece, Chechoslovakia,
"Last fall, 1 saw Rome and other
must be taken by posta to s p a r k
which desire to send one or more plug
Poland, and Finland.
parts of Italy where
inflation
their
local housing campaigns.
of its members, .-Vrrangements have
"In addition, 1 have assumed forces studenta, man.v of them, to
The booklet is the product of th«
been
made
for
the
group
to
lodge
chief responsibility for directing stand in front of shops full of
We have always been proud of
all-Wot-ld War TI national housing:
They committee
budget of 'WSR since August, and food and pull their belts t i g h t e r the American system of free edu- at the Hotel Commodore.
of The American Legion
1 can tell you very directly just over empty stomachs. It we had cation, but American people should will return on Sunday, .March 23rd. which has gathered the hest t h i n k Those students who will partici- ing and experience of housing e x what extra money would mean for another million dollars—if we in- be awakened to the fact that our
creased our budget by seventy-five educational estahlishinent i.s in a pate are; John Boob, .lim Rogers, pet-ta and building pioneers into
t h e students of the world.
and John Wyland (Student Coun- work formulas to be carried out
•-.Some time ago, for example, we percent—we oould tackle the prob- sorry case.
; Barbara Coates and Betty hy the posts.
received a letter from a Gi-eek stu- lem o|- bringing- some hope soi-ne
School teachera, in iTian>- in- cil)
(Women's
Dormitor.\
tlent whose family was s t a r v i n g light, .some food, to tbe thousands .stauces are paid less than laboi-ers. Gottshal
Hoiisiiig a I.oetal .lob
-*
and who himself wa.s being forced of Italian students in the southern The young man or young woman
-'i'he key to the strength of 'I'he
to give up hi.s struggle for an ed- part of Ital.v who today face the who would like to enter upon a
.Vnierican Legion and indeed to the
ucation in order, quite literally, to task of rebuilding- a chaotic Ital.v, career of teaching must face the
sti-pngth and greatness of .\nierica
.starve wMth them. Tiii.s man was and must have the training to do fact that his support will be far
itself lies with ^-oti in your own
one we knew personally as an ex- so before they can begin.
below even the sacrificial level,
home town," the booklet points
cellent chap. He wa.s not writing
"1 do not speak of countries lik(- l^ducational methods are in dire
out. "The need for homes is everyYou want the College 'I'liiie** where—the time is NOW—you a r e
for help but to give news of him- China or Poland where student need of revision.
We have not
jself. We could not do a n y t h i n g onditions are even worse. Oi- of even begun to make proper use of -ver.\" two weeks, don't you? You the only one who can do the Job,
for him except to hope coineone in I the deva.stated university towns of motion pictures in teaching. Over- want interesting news, humorous and only then by rolling up your
America might send food parcels I Russia or Yugoslavia. The needs crowded classrooms and harassed ieature articles, ar.d good sports. sleeves in the good old .•\merioan
to his family.
We pressed their there are limitless, and another teachers actuall.v place the bright Vou want to have a good paper.
way and pitching in,
Yes, that's what you, the readaddress on to some American million could be used—not wasted bo>- or gii-1 at a disadvantage in
"Let us now resolve to join toers, want.
1 want all this also, gether
friends. But, like the 200 T. B. —hut used constructively in 1947 man>' high schools and colleges.
in a spirit of cooperation
students in Greece who will die in to bring badly needed food, clothLaborites are non-existent or ill- but I need your help. I need co- with free, private enterprisers to
the next tw^o years if they fail to ing, medicines and books.
equipped.
Kxtension dep-i rtnients operation from the students a.s accomplish this mission in the
well as the staff membei.s. You
rei-eive treatment prevention, canIn some of the government uni- are ill-found and undermanned.
interesting
experiences. 1 deinocrati<- way. Vour govei niiient
teen equipment, food, books, and versities in China, the studenta eat
We spend two-and-a-half times have
cannot and should not bo expe(-ted
other help and we simply are un- .Mantou (steamed bread made with as much nione.v on liquor as we do \vant to print them, ^'ou want the tu provide .vour lionie. That is not
"Times" bimonthly.
1 want this
able to take on an.\-tliing more un- flour) and one vegetable.
They on education. Tlie cost of liquoi- also.
the .\nierican \\a.\-."
til w-e increase our whole world liave a little meat three times a to the .American people, both direct
.\s a st.irt ever.i- post is urged to
budget on the receiving- sidel
Have .vou ever tried to edit a
month.
In private schools they and con.sequential, is perhaps I'ive
H well-advertised roniniunwowotou
(heavy
biscuits times the amount we spend on edu- new.spaper? Yes, 1 saitl 4rle4l. VVell, sponsoi••I-ast week came an appeal for have
ny
mass iiieeiing called to form a
I'm trying to do m.v level best to
coal fro mthe IJniversit.v of Bud- made from yellow corn iieal and cation.
geiiei.-il
Io(-al coinmlttee of busiapest. A not ver.v large sum of water), vegetables of the i-heapest
.Many young people of gieat present a good paper regnlari.v. ness, laboi- and civic leaders. .\n
money would have provided enough kind. -Meat is even less fiequenl promise grow- up in ignorance. Our but I am finding- it more dil'i'icult outline of needed sub-committees
Even my reporteis is furnished.
greatest resource, the manhood and every issue.
coal to keep the university going than in government universities.
womanhood ot our people, has fail to present tbeir material on
this winter.
But oui- funds for
the deadline date.
I can't write,
Tlie first joh of this comniunity
hardly been tapped.
Hungary are devoted to food and
study material, and shoes, for stuWli.v should not the mone.\- now revise, proof-read, and publish the team Is to determine the local
housing need tlirough a survey,
denta who are starving in mind
spent for liquor be spent for entire paper alone.
Here it is, the day ' T i m e s " find out what types of homes a r e
and body, and we liad to say no to
schoois? What a school s.vstem we
needed,
bo.v many potential biiyshould
be
at
the
publishing
comwould have!
the request for coal.
We, as nienibers of the Freshand i-i. nters there are and what
Every child in the land would be pany. 1 am wracking my bruins er.s
"Finland has been almost entii-e- man class wish to make a comthey are willing to pay. .K type of
Ij- removed I rom our budget for plaint concerning "nights out" for able to avail himself of training to tr.\-ing to uncover neus. Tliis oc- cooperative or mutual
the limit of his ability; sohool curs every issue.
plan of
19-17, except foi- some food for the girls during athletic events.
There are a few who do help me. building action should then be
teachers would be adequately paid
student home foi- amputation cases
adopted.
This
week
two
activities
came
in
which WSSIt helped to establish succession. Both were deciding a s and theie would be enough of .My typist should be studying right
last year. And Finnish students to league standing and all of us them to enable gifted students to now, but she is typing another
be handled with discrimination and article. Yes, I have but one typist
live on rations which we North were
anxious to attend. However, efficiency.
and no typewriters. She meekly
Americans would feel would neces- it seemed
that
it
was
necessary
a
lucky
t.\-pewritei"But," says the objector, "Stop- approaches
sitate us leaving- college
and for the Freshman girls to make a
owner
two weeks and begs
struggling for a better existence. choice. If a club activity took our ping the expenditure of this money for the every
use of it just once more
Ten thousand dollars would enable time, we were not even given a for liquor would not necessarily for the Times.
us to double the number of ampu- choice. We had to stay in. It did mean it would be spent for schools.
The Pan Hellenic Council
(Jrchids are due the reporters
Perhaps not, but the money
tation cases which we could hos- not matter as to our grades, the
reppitalize and ena,ble to prepare amount of work we had prepared, would be diverted to regenerative who make certain their material is resentatlve council made up of
themselves for a useful professloni nor our enthusiasm. It has been uses. It would produce wealth and in on time. There are some very three members fro meach sorority,
capable and efficient reporters, and holds its annual tea on March 2 in
But we haven't got It.
said t h a t Freshman lacked "school this new wealth could be drawn there are some very Inefficient the social rooms. The purpose of
"Near-famine exist.s In parts of spirit", yet it seemed t h a t the upon tor support of the school sys- people.
We are seriously consider- this tea was to acquaint Freshmen
Austria, and may come in Germany school lacked a little spirit just tems.
ing
dropping
these
Inefficient and any other non sorority girl
during the winter. We will send then.
with the three sororities on campeople from the staff.
some thirty tons of food to Vienpus.
This matter carries two comAny
of
you
who
are
Interested
in
nese students in 1946-47, but t h a t plaints with it. Why are we not
writing, doing make-up work, or
Is a drop in the bucket.
Sixty permitted to attend these sports
typing please contact me, the edithousand dollars would provide one after we have even paid our eleven
Certain beetles, parasites which
tor, at your earliest convenience. live
hundred tons more, a Iife-.saver for dollars for this purpose? We are
in the homes of ants, are so
1
will
appreciate
any
criticism
of
th« weak and debilitated among second semester Freshmen, after
well-cared for by the anta that
the
paper
aa
well
as
any
helpful
tl\e tens of thousands of Austrian they have established themselves,
often the ants neglect their own
suggestions.
brood to tend to the guests, acstudents who must like on some refused specials for this purpose?
We want a better and bigger pa- cording to the Encyclopaedia Bri1206-1500 calories per day (CanadWe want immediate action.
per, so let's cooperate.
tannica.

COLLEGIANS PLAY
AT PENN STATE

Community Action
Formulas Dispatched

WSSF Aids Many in
foreign Countries

WHO SHALL HAVE
THE MONEY?

Editor of Paper
Urg^es Co-operation

FRESHMEN WOMEN
WANT FREEDOM

Pan Hellenic Tea
Is Held on Campus

KEEP
KAMPUS
KLEAN

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THE

THE COLLEGE TIMES STAFF
Editor
Betty Lorigan
Associate Editors
Joe Hutnyan, Dorothj' Heston
Circulation Wanagers . . . . Bettie .Sentelik, J a n e Grsy, Catherine Johnson
Sports 'Writers
J e r r y Crist. Jim Maurey, Jim Teufel, Filimina Bonfllio, Helen King
AdTevtfsIng- Staff
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Mb!te-up
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TyplstB
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Cltud»nt Council Representative
Frances Kilsdonk
•Writer.*
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J. Russel Gable, Hank Ryan, Joan Murphy, Edith Matchley,
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TIMES

Letters to tke Editor
Editor's Note:
.*ny "letters to tbe Editor" on
pertinent subjects will be puhlished In this colun-in.

Sororities...
Sifma Sifma Sigma

Spotiight GreasepaiiBt

t)D Sunday evening, F e b r u a r y 6,
Hy J. nrSJ^KI. ttABKt.
there were quite a few perturbed
'i'he
College l'layer» are pultiug
looking
Tli
Sigma
wondering
Dear Bditor:
their efforts into the productbe social room.s and thru all
tion
of
Bishop Miabehaves,"
1 .should like to take this oppor- around
halls. Thia was it, the time which is "The
scheduled for preafu'atunity to inform you how much the
they
had
hoped
would
not
eome
.\.pril 28lh and 29th. Alpha
I enjoy and appreciate reading the
tor a long time, the night tlon
Psi Omega has just selected the
articlearticle, ".Spoit Stories of the around
on
which
they
were
scheduled
to
one-act
play "The Terrible Meek,"
Paat."
take their sorority test. These
I a ra.sure many people in the test.s, which are taken ever.v year which they will present in assemHealth and Physical Education De- by all Hctive.s, do not Involve too bly March 21st, The cast of the
partment
favorably
recommend much cogitating, but the girls were one-act play will be made up solethis type of sport history review. a trifle worried because if the ly of membera of tbe National
Keep up your splendid serie«. membera all made good grade.s it Honorary Dramatics Fraternity. It
Is »n Ka.ster play with a religiou.s
W« need it in T. C. today.
meant a higher efficiency rating motif,
.serious in thought and feelSincerely yours,
for tbe Alpha Rho Chapter.
ing.
STEVE J.AWOUEK
To give yow some idea.s about
Monday night, February 2-(tb.
(beae tests, here are a few of the
items included: date and place the College Players met for one
Dear Bditor:
ONE WOK1.D
ONE CRKEJ)
of
their regularly .scheduled meetfounded, founders, sorority colors,
We have had several dances last songs and information concerning ings. The first meeting of this
semester »»d sgrain thie semester. various customa and traditions.
month had to be cancelled becau.sB
Regrardless of the type of d a n c e These alert Tri Sigma's are not of a baaketball game, which was
formal or sport—we bave had the allowing
al.so
scheduled for the same night
phi-ase of their ac.«ame orchestra. This ia not meant tivities to any
as the meetin«r of the t:;olleg'e PlayWith every turned page of a magazine we see before Us as
become
juat
things
which
an insult to (be Collegians. They
must do.
To climax their er-s. The new plan of combining
in large print the title, "The Best Years of Our Life." It is are deserving of praise and honor. they
work from the Gracious Greek, a the four .-separate foruma, lighting,
8ti*ange just what some people consider as the best years of It seems more or less ridiculous to little
book just full of charm hints, staging, costume, and make-up,
dress in tux to go to a dance with the chapter
for
their life. We find among the chosen ones: The finding of music
including into two combined foruma
furnished by the Collegians both pledges mei-nbers,
and actives, have lighting and staging, and costume
a belief in God, .iust what America stands for, or the realiz- and one week later pa.v fift>' cents taken their charm
testa.
Inciden- and make-up is working very efation of life itself. These are the reasons why many famous tp g-o to a .sport dance with music tall.v tbese tests have
It not only combines
been (Cor- fectively.
again b.v the Collegians.
the related activities, but give.smen have written articles and placed them before the public ; We need a little bit of variety rected and national has written to more
time
for
actual participation
.Mrs. Xora Graffius, .\lpha Rho adothers, unknown to us, have measured their best years not in orchestra. There is a little more visor,
the regularly
scheduled
congratulating her on the during
in months, years, or decades, but mentally. They do not slamour in going to a dance and excellent work of her Tri Sigma's. nieetings.
on the orchesti-a stand
The gi-oup of girls which Sigma
know exactly the year they have found peace of mind, joy seeing
VEGIOT.A.BLE PL.A.TTER: "Eric,
strange faces, not .>-our music
Sigma pledged last fall now bring me my goose-auill and a
in living, but they, themselves, have realized it, and from teacher or the boy you dated last Sigma
very proudly say "We are actives." beaker of venom I" One crate of
night.
that point on they consider the best years of their life.
Of course, just belonging to Sigma, over-ripe tomatoes to tbe student,
The boys of the band ought to
Sigma in any capacity is writing to the editor in the last
We, as men and women, ten, twenty or thirty years from have a chance to join in and dance .Sigma,
tlirllling, but the girls hold their
jitterbug piece or a waltz. The heads just a little higher when issue, who didn't have the intestnow may look back at our life spent in these halls of Lock amembers
have not had an oppor- they explain to their friend that inal fortitude to stand up for what
Haven, and say, not sadly but happily, "They were the best tunity to do
he (or she) said. But, skulking
so yet.
are now one hundred per cent, like a jackel behind tbe nom de
years of my life." Little do we realize the happiness we may We, as students, are proud of they
Tri Sig.
The girls included Jo plume of "A Freshman," this cravgain during these years. We are youths despite our chron- our orchestra, and we say "play Paolo, Pat i>Ue, Hita Wilderman, en, groveling clod had the gall to
on, we like to hear you," but we -Marian Owens, Blathel Itaught, and make some disperagiiig remark.-*
ological ages. We are blind to our youth. We solemnly also
say "join in the dance."
Rett.v Lorigan.
about the handling- of the lights in
agree, not consciously, but in our everyday gripes, with Good luck. Collegians, and take
the Auditorium during the recent
George B. Shaw, who said "What a pity that youth should a rest at our .iprlng formal.
conceit by tbe Baltimore Symphony
Voui-s
sincerely,'
orchestra.
The babbling of this
be wasted on youth."
X SENIOR
person only serves to bring to the
We are wasting it, for we do not know the happiness we
Well, after a semester of—"is we spotlight utter simplicity of his
is or is we ain't"—going to have ignorance- Had he an.v knowledge
are finding in our everyday experiences. These may be the n e a r Bditor:
our sorority rooms, we finally were at all of the lighting set-up backbest years of our lives without us realizing it. Let us take There is going to be a very ex- evicted. .\s a result, the forni.al stage and if he had only gone to
wrestling match, tonight. initiation for thoae who entered tbe the trouble to ascertain tihe capaadvantage of them and let us try to remember Van Dyke's citingTomorrow^ night, there will be a soi-ririty in the fail, was held on bilities of our own "Pop" Nevel.
quotation.
deciding- basketball g'ame. T paid Frida.v, Fehruar.v 7, at the home perhaps the unwarranted comment
at the beginning- of the semes- of Pat Bodle. The following girls would never have appeared. The
"Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, .$11
ter to see these activities. I siK- are now- full-fledged members, Joan fact that this person even made
to work, to play, and to look up at the stars."
cerely would like to see them. 1 Cook, Bunny Nevins, and Phyl mention of the flickering of the
can't! Why? Because I was in- .Mauger. .Miss Curtis, a former Pi lights during the concert seems to
terested in dram.stics and wished Kap, was guest of honor
indicate that he was one of the
After
to broaden my knowledge in tbat the ceremon.v a buffet
who attended tbe concert
supper was people
line and so attended tbe College served.
for the sole purpose of being SEEN
Teaching has long been called a profession. It is time to Players meeting.
at a S.\'mpbony concert. The cause
.\t the meeting- on Friday, Feb- of the flickei', if you must know.
Vou aee a freshman woman is
make it a profession in fact.
allowed one night, during school ruar.A- 2S, the groundwork for the Has due to a slight overload on
No profession requires greater native talent than teach- nights, outside the door of the annual spring- banquet was laid, one circuit, and since it was Quick.•^Iso it was decided to continue ly, and efficiently remedied, did
ing children. No calling demands more understanding and girls' dorm. That includes club selling
hamburgers on available not detract one bit from llie music
This in turn means 1
patience or a greater store of information. No practitioner activities.
cannot, though ni.v marks are above evenings.
being played.
Vour comment, ".\
needs more highly specialized knowledge, more technical pre- average and my work is done,
Freshman," certainly indicates that
watch many of m.\- friends as they out and use our "better j u d g m e n t " you are only a Freshman and one
cision and artistic skill than does the teacher. Those who exliibit
prowess.
and stay in if we have work to who, certainly shows that exposure
teach should represent the nation's best talent, because the f leavetheir
it up to you, the student do?
to education and culture does not
qualities of the teacher are inevitably translated into the bod.v and others who are interestnecessarily presuppose absorbtion
Complaints have come in pertain- of the same.
ed
in
the
girls'
problems.
Did
Ave
"Danny" Parsons,
national life.
pay our eleven dollars to stay in or ing to "college spirit." Does the who has been attempting to a b Certification regulations in the various states prescribe can something- be done about it? school expect to have this if the sorb some education since the fall
girls have to be pinned in and of 1939 displays more tact and unthe formal legal requirements for licensed teachers in the If so, let us have action soon.
cannot attend the sports affairs? derstanding
Respectfully,
than you do.
public schools. Only fifteen states, the District of Columbia,
.\fter all, this is an important part
JOAN STRAUB
of college life.
and Hawaii require at least graduation from a four-year colEnough of these vitrolic comDean Wartei-s, you were young ments! The College Players again
lege as a minimum education for teaching. Thirty-three
once, why can't we go out to see wish to offer their sincerest t h a n k s
Kditor:
states have lower standards. Some states issue standard DealGetting- down to brass-tacks, these affairs?
to "Pop" for his fine work back
teaching certificates to high-school graduates who have who did the freshmen women and I -went to College players and stage. He knows the auditorium
other
students
pay
$11
for
a
.Stuas
well as he knows his own home
taken a few courses in summer school.
now I can't attend the wrestliiig
Activity card? Answer — so or basketball games. We are sup- and does a fine job. We also wish
A minimum requirement for legal certification to teach dent
they could attend college affairs. posed to have one outside activity to extend the invitation to the
children should be full college graduation representing a Aren't wrestling- matches, basket- so
we do. That doesn't give us students to come over and be part
tiall games, boxing- matches includ- time for a night out for sports. of our organization. We have lots
thoro general education and completion of a well-organized ed
in tliese affairs or do w^e j u s t Can't something- lie done about it, of interesting- equipment, and we
program of specialized professional courses related directly attend concerts and plays? Wh.\- soon?
frankly admit that any help in
staging- our plays will be more
to the important job of teaching. It is not too soon to look don't we get nights out to see tliese
Very truly yours,
sports?
Couldn't
w'e
have
the
nights
Why don't you
VAVO.N'.VK S. CKOSSLEY than welcome.
forward to a program of teacher education that requires two
give it a try and come to our meetyears of graduate professional study following a four-year the better educated its teachers. The situation in rural ing
Jt Is never too late. W'e
college course In the sciences and the liberal arts. Supervis- schools was none too favorable, in prewar days. Since the meet the second and fourth Jlond
evenings of each month. Come
ed teachers experience or internship should be a part of the beginning of the war it has become steadily worse.
over to the Auditorium and see us,

EDiTORiAL

The Best Years of Our Life

Pi Kappa Sigma

s

The Kind of Teachers We Need

preparation of every teacher. Thru clinics, workshops, exRural education has its distinctive problems because the
perimentation, travel, continuous in service education, the rural environment is largely agricultural. Education should
teacher should gradually reach the high, professional level begin with the experiences of children and be based upon the
Alpha Sigma Tau
of service America needs.
environment in which they live. Rural teachers need to Formal initiation for pledges,
There are many teachers in the United States who meet know, appreciate, and love the rural way of life. They should Sarah Kline and Laura Leitzel, was
held at tbe home of Dr. Bottorf
these standards, but they constitute only a minority of the have the general and professional education needed by all Sunday,
b r u a r y 23. The pledges
total number employed. America's best-prepared teachers teachers. They should have special education in rural soci- received F eyellow
roses and each
now tend to concentrate in the cities, where a lai'ger measure ology and economics, in nature study and agricultui-e. They member present received a lapel
pin
made
of
yarn
our sorority
of personal and professional freedom as well as better sal- should know how to organize and manage rural schools. colors, green and in
yellow. Geralaries and tenure attract them.
Their preparation should include observation and apprentice dine Petrucci was in charge of the
program which included everyone
More than half of the children aged 5 to 17 years in the teaching in rural schools under competent supervision.
from George Washington and LinUnited States live in rural areas. Of that number about
coln to St. Valentine.
RefreshOpportunity for inservice education and development is ments
and dirty dishes kept us
9,000,000 live in the open country. Among the schools for now largely denied rural teachers. They often lack the exbusy
the
rest
of
the
time
and
"So
rural children are some of the best in America, but a dispro- pert supervision, the libraries, and access to institutions of to Bed."
portionate number of the poorest. The most urgent present higher learning available to teachers in the city.
need is qualified teachers for these children.
Requirements for a higher standard of certification, and
Even when there was no scarcity of teachei's about 60 ^v adequate inservice training for both rural and city schools
QUOTES
of all teachers in rural elementary schools staffed by one or are very low in most states. Even those requirements are
*'l*m g-oln^- to innrry her, I hope!*'
two teachers had less than two years of education beyond difficult to maintain because too many Amei'icans are com- —Auto Driver C. W. Clapper,
22,
high school. In three-teacher schools, only 30 percent had placent: about the quality of teaching in the schools. A de- Seattle, arrested for kissing his
less than two years of college education. In cities over 100,- termined public demand for good teaching is the only means girl at traffic light.
000 population only 10 percent of the elementary teachers of establishing adequate minimum standards of teacher **He*d elaiup ii headlock on lueT*
had so little training. The larger the school, on the average. selection, preparation, and certification.
—Mra. Gloria Deane, Detroit,
vorcing her wrestler husbant?. d i -

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THE

IT SEEMS TO ME
By FRANCIS HARTZELL
W i t h the announcement of nominations for I'resident of the Student Cooperative Council on Tuesday, February 25th, at a special
assembly, s t a r t s a new bit of e.xclteiiient on our campus that should
interest all of us. The students
you place on the ballot for consideration m u s t all be qualified as
your personal representative. He
or she, as the case may be, must
Vie the finest we have in leadership, creative thinking, and personality. The person must be well
rounded and versatile.
Too many times we allow personality to be the controlling factor in our voting. If the candidate
ia a "good joker," a capable a t h lete, or a "book worm" we immediately mark the 'R' behind their
name. Then we sit back and wait,
and when the first bump comes
against our wishes we are ready
to annihilate the entire council. We
are ready to put the finger on
everyone but ourselves. And because we, as voters, name our
council representative, we are to
blame.
In past years I have seen this
oncoming election hold the limelight on campus activities for complete semesters. Heated political
campaigns bubbled forth and gained momentum aa the race drew to
an end. We witnessed a bit of this
kind of electioneering- in the p ^ t
Freshman elections. All sorts of
mottos and precedents are established. One I recall very vividly
was the one where it was almost
traditional for the Treasurer to be
elevated to Presidency of the
Council. This lasted for years and
the real campaign finally settled
in electing a capable junior to the
office of Treasurer because he was
then almost certain ot the Presidency in his senior year. Political
bickerings and deals were promoted way into the future.
I can say this much from my
past experience, t h a t even with
this system we place some very
fine, conscientious students at the
head of our student government,
and when the Student Government
Conventions of the Eastern Colleges convened in the spring. Lock
Haven was usually well represented and heard from.
Today, however, the job is a
much bigger one. The enrollment
is almost doubled. The problems
are Just about two-fold. So this
job calls for a student with a level
head who can devote his time and
effort to a fulltime job and still
maintain a. decent scholastic average.
He must be conscientious,
patient, and cooperative. He must
not be narrow or loose. He must
be a. person who can measure up
to the name our school is making
for itself today in educational circles.
At thia point, I imagine \-ou are
ready to throw up your hands In
holy horror and think that I am
a s k i n g for Utopia, but I assure
you it is not impossible to have
such a student on campus. We
have plenty of talent that just
needs to be found.
So It Seems to Me you should
know what the office of President
of the Student Cooperative Council calls for- Now it is an individual responsibility to find it and
use it for the betterment of all
concerned.
In closing 1 would like to make

COLLEGE

Introducing - - Demented
B.V RKD TMOMPSOX
Albert Emille William (Mill) LaVanche, the charming is a sophomore who hails from Portage, Pa.
Mill's ambition is to play guard
on the girl's basketball team. Nice
work if you can get it, boy. Tbe
dashing boy's favorite pasttime is
enjoying social life, or eating fried
oysters. Mill's pet pieve is gldy
women and bis favorite expression
is "hum—a bit of all right." His
philosophy is "Save your money, it
may be a tough winter."
Steve Jaworek from Erie, Pa. is
a
freshman
Phys. Ed.
major.
Steve's secret ambition is to be a
doctor, and if not, a gym coach.
He is a member of the gym team
on campus. Dancing the polka and
eating satisfy him in any situation. I believe he Is what is called
a "chow hound." His pet pieve Is
western movies. Steve feels that
you don't get anything for nothing
and he owes the world allying—
the world doesn't owe him anything.
Italph .lohnson from State College is a Penn State frosh majoring In Home Economics. His ambition is to be a musician and if
he isn't successful in that then he
wants to pick up cigarette butts in
Central Park. He spends his free
time playing the trumpet, and eating- or sleeping. Ralph's favorite
food la food, another "chow hound."
His pet pieve is studying. "Cheese
and crackers" and "take life as it
comes" appeal to Ralph. His present theme song Is the "Anniversary
Song" and he likes Tex Beneke's
orchestra.
-Vnn Currin is a junior from ReNovo, Pa. She doesn't like people
who don't like Renovo. She likes
ham and she spends half her time
at the corner sipping coffee. Getting a Dr.'s Degree is Ann's ultimate goal. "Oh, joy," aays Ann,
"How I like Stardust." Ann has
a great philosophy — "My candle
burns at both ends, it will not last
the night. But oh, my foes, and ob
my friends. It makes a lovely
light."
John (St. Nicholas) Castillo, a
Mt. Carmel yokel is a day room
fro.sh.
His ambition is to date
every girl in T. C, especially Peg
Swope. His pet pieve is girls who
smoke. He likes veal cutlets, dancing, and shooting pool. "He who
hesitates Is loat," saya John. His
phone number is 3636 and he haa
24 hours service. When
asked
whether he liked blondes, brunettes, or red heads, he said, "the
response determines the likeness.
He likes Vaughn Jlonroe and "Always." Joe Kulak Is the skeleton
in his closet.
Some
sleep-walkers
can act,
speak and have the sense of touch,
sight and hearing even though
they are still asleep, according to
the Encyclopaedia Britannica.
There were more amendments to
the U. S. Constitution adopted during George Washington's administration than under any other president. According to the Encyclopaedia Britannica, no amendments
became effective under Abraham
Lincoln. The 13th Amendment, prohibiting slavery, was not ratified
until eight months after Lincoln's
death.
thia little pun. In noticing the decrease of enrollment on campus
this semester, It Seems to ile
"Richard Has Opened the Door."

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TIMES

Dissertations
On Life
By JOE HUTNYAN

A Fable on Plagiarism

and buinping their boney ribs on
branches.
Suddenly they see .toyce start
across the clearing and close behind is the wolf, steadily closing
the dist.ance between the two.
Richard the Lion-Hearted and one
of his buddies, none of which have
consumed any chow for quite some
time, quickly pick up tbeir crossbows and there is a "twang" and
one Wolf less in the world and
another "Twang" and also there Is
one baby deer less in the world.
Being very famished, it is only
natural that they dive at the baby
deer, since no one with any brains
will attempt to eat a wolf, even
several centuries ago. Richard the
Lion-Hearted picks up dead Joyce,
lays her on a flat rock and draws
his carving- knife. Imagine, if you
can. just what is happening. There
is the King with the knife in his
paw, poised over the carcass of
the poor, dead baby deer. Hunger
is gnawing at everybody's stomach,
and tension Is in the air. Richard
the Lion-Hearted hesitates before
making the downward plunge that
will signify "supper will soon be
on." Suddenly one of the men,
named Boggy, couldn't stand it
any longer and blurted out the
phrase, the reverbration of which
was heard several hundred years
later, "Hurry up, Richard, and
Open That Doe."

The moral of this story is: tinscrupulous Individuals in this day
and age should not assume credit
for catch phrases t h a t they know
are neither modern nor original.
Many centuries ago there lived,
somewhere in southern England,
two deer, a Mana deer and a baby
deer named Joyce. This particular day .Joyce and her Ma were
out chewing grass, having a gay
time and acquiring vitamins by the
bale. Suddenly Mra. Deer stopped
and thought the time ripe for a
lecture.
".loyce," she said, "You are growing up now and I feel you should
know about your mortal enemy—
the wolf."
Her daughter gave a grassy
grunt indicating that she was all
ears, so Mana deer continued. "The
wolf is a slick actor. He Is taller
than you are with lots of hair and
white teeth. He sneaks up on you
when you least expect him. There
are times when he goes incognito,
so I wouldn't be too chummy with
any sheep, either. A dastardly actor, this wolf, and he would like
nothing better than to eat you for
dinner, or supper, or breakfast for
At a meeting held February 24,
that matter.
Beware when you
see this character—make lots of plans for the spring banquet and
dance
were discussed. The dance
tracks."
will be held in April a t the Fallon
Suddenly a rustle broke the for- Hotel for all Catholic students of
est stillness. Mama deer turned Lock Haven State Teachers Colaround and saw a wet snoot pok- lege.
ing its way through the bushes.
Ray Donbrowskl, club president,
"Eek — the wolf, run for your urged all members to pay their
life."
And so here we are, in dues as soon as possible. The club
England
several centuries ago, must raise enough money to send
somewhere in the forest where their representative to New York
two females are being chased bv a for the convention for all State
Teachers Colleges.
wolf.
Well, it seema that just about
this same time Richard and LlonHearted was out on a hunting expedition and had somehow become
separated from the "chuck wagon."
On Monday evening, February 10,
For several weeks, he and a few in the Y. W. C. A. room, the Luof his men had been wandering theran students on campus met
around in a semi-starved condition with Rev. Peters, pastor of the
crying "Food, Food,"
clutching St. John's Lutheran Church in Lock
former
their throats, bulging their pupils. Haven. Rev. Peters, a
army chaplain, is one of L. S. A.'s
advisers. A detailed
discussion
was conducted.
Plans were made for a spaghetti
dinner to be held March 10, 1947
WHY I M K R DOHMITORY I.IPE in the St. John's Parish House.
On March 24 a delegation of
Dorothy Fletcher—More can be Pennsylvania State College stugotten out of dormitory life, such dents of the L. S. A. will meet with
as meeting other students and our organization. This is the third
having more time for fun. Dor- consecutive year that
Lutheran
mitory
reatrictiona
are
rather students from T. C. have met with
strict
for
underclass
women, the State College group.
though.
Joan Huston—The shower stink.a,
and I object to the 7:30 hours for
freshman women. I'm not used to
regulations at home. However, I
do like the way my friends pile in
the room for bull sessions. Day
room students miss that. I think.
Sara Kline—I like dorm life. One
reason is that the dormitory students can be in more activiti»«
than the day room student. Our
regulations are quite reasonable
in comparison to some colleges.
Mary Yerkes—I think dormitory
life is wonderful! More possibilities of friendship are available In
the dorm.
Rachel Markley—Speaking as a
former communting student, I like
dormitory life. The dorm student
has great access to social life, more
leisure time, and she meets more
students.
Betty McGhee—I had restrictions
at home, but this is different. However, meeting all the other girls is
really nice, and I have a swell
roommate, too.

Newman Club
Holds Meeting

Lutheran Students

You Asked Me!

Watch for the

Teachers College

Wrestling Elimination
at

Indiana Teachers College

Keys To Treasure
By BETTIE SENTELIK
The report trom our lending library includes the following books.
Sevareid, Eric—"Not So with a
Dream." This Is the latest variation on a somewhat well-worn
theme — Education-ot-the-youngJournallst. The reader will enjoy
the interesting- and appealing a c count of how an American boy
brought up in Velva, North Dakota, became a cosmopolitan radio
commentator
and
correspondent,
whose talks and dispatches from
pre-war and wartime Europe and
Asia entitle him to an honorable
place among the best ot our journalists. You will be Interested to
see the change in himself, t h e
change t h a t turned him into an
Intelligent, though not necessarily
overhopeful, anti-Fascist liberal.
O'Hara, Mary—"Green Grass of
Wyoming." If you have read "My
Friend Fllcka" or "Thunderhead,"
you have met the horses and people
in this book. Por those w h o
haven't, Flicka was a mare given
to Ken McLaughlin, a young boy
on a Wyoming ranch; and Thunderhead was a magnificent stallion
given to Ken as he g r e w older.
When Thunderhead had to be rid
of. Ken turned him out In t h e
valley to live the life of a wild
horse and steal mares for his own
—and to care and protect them.
There is a new character, a highborn English fily, especially Imported to a teen-age girl, Carey
Marsh.
Thunderhead rescues t h e
English fily by kicking open t h e
box in which she would die; in t h e
search for the fily. Ken becomes
acquainted with Carey and he
learns that he is really growing
up.
Angle, Paul (ed)—"The Lincoln
Reader." This book Is based on
work of great biographers, such a s
Sandburg. Beveridge, Charnwood,
and Hay, and fifty five other a u t h ors. It uses the newspaper reports
of the political battlea of Lincoln,
who was not regarded a s a hero
when threw mud at him. It i n cludes off-the record stories by a
g r e a t many men and women who
knew more than they would tell
when Lincoln was alive. This book
dramatizes so clearly the fact t h a t
Lincoln as a man, a character, a
person, an Individual is more i n teresting than Lincoln as the most
awesomely epochal of American
Presidents.
Wellman, Paul — "The Walla of
Jericho." This novel takes place in
Jericho, Kansas. David Constable
came here in 1901 to practice law
and became fast friends with T u cher Wedge. Owner of The Weekly Clarion. In the meantime David
marries Belle Dunham, and Tucher
marries Algeria, a girl from Illinois, This story Is of Algeria Wedge,
the ambitious. Nothing could be
done to sotlsfy her, and she makes
life miserable for all. She broke
tlie friendship between David' and
Tucher; she prevented Tucher from
getting into Congress and she succeeds in persuading Belle to bring
a divorce action against David. The
characters seem to appear overdrawn, but they are not.
Tlie
harsh climate of the treeless plains
pi-oduces such people.
•*l eatt iiiui&e twice a» iuiii*h n*
liy teuchiiig school." — Erskine
Richmond, Beckiey, W. Va., quitting school principalship to mine
coal.

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Page Four

SPORTS
Eagle Mat Men Upset Two
Undefeated Teams; Coach
Jack Has Successful Team
The power of the I.,ock Haven
State Teachers College wrestling
team was witnessed by satisfied
spectators on Feb. 22 and 25, when
the locai grapplers played host to
WaynesburgCollege
and
the
Clearfield Y. M. C. A. These two
matches were claimed as the most
outstanding- of the year. Both defending
teams were
undefeated
until T. C. downed in start-to-finish thrillers.
Waynesburg Colleg-e held the
lead until the very last bout, when
Big Clarence Green cinched it for
the locals. The results were close,
a n d many surprise up-sets occurred. Summary is as follows:
121 lb. class—Murrdock of Waynesburg surprisingly caught Steve
De Augustino in a pinning combination in the last period.
128 lb. class — Lewis decisioned
Oeorge Danawa.v in a well fought
battle 5-1.
136 lb. class—W^aynesburg's Fuller outpointed ".Stink" Hartzell after a hard earned bout, 4-3.
11.S lb. class—Tony Verga showed Joseph some real tactics and
won a lO-.'i decision.
l.->5 lb. classy-Lock Haven's Jim
Maurey brightened things a little
by pinning Crowley in the first
period.
Ifi.T lb. class — Don Thomas of
Waynesburg
had all he could
handle in declsionlng Lee Perna
6-0'.
17.') lb. class—Homer "The Hammer" Hetrick punished Baughinan
severel.v before forcing his shotilders to the m a t . in the third period.
Heavyweight — "Rig." Clarence
Oreen made T. C the sure victors
by showing Sutton
the bright
lights from a supine position in
t h e third period. Green's win drew
the line, and Lock. Haven claimed
t h e match 18-11.
(In Feb. 2.5 Lock Haven broke a
two-year running record b.v defeating- the s t r o n g Clearfield "V"
team Itl-lt.
Clearfield had just
one month pi-evibusly handed the
locals teliir onl.v defeat b.v downin-.; them lS-1.'). .Vn ovei--capacity
crowd joined the throng- of T. C.
s t u d t n t s to see the Eagles stage a

1'. C. Wrestlers
Degeat Edinboro,
Flindary Colleges
D r r i n g the first two weeks of
F e b r u a r y t h e local "grunt'n' groane r s " experienced two long and interesting trips. The first was a
sort of wrestling tour,
during
which two victories were added to
the record. One victory was over
Edinboro State Teachers in Edinboro, Pennsylvania, and the other
over Findlary CoUege In Findlary,
Ohio. The second and most interesting trip was to the United
States Naval ,\cademy, Annapolis,
Maryland. Coach Jack's boys enjoyed the trip very much, and
showed their appreciation b.v winning all the games.
The first match of the "away"
series waa with Edinboro Teachers where the local boys smothered their opponents ;n-3. Summary
according to line-up was:
121 lb. class — Joe "Hairless"
Manmiller won by (Forfeit.)
128 lb. class — George "Killer"
Danaway won by (Fall.)
136 lb. class—John "Punch" Palmer lost decision 6-3.
14 5 lb. class—Tony "Lover" Verg a won by decision (0-6).
155 lb. class — Jim Maurey
(Bright Byes) won by (Fall.)
165 lb. claas — George "Mickey"
Silverman won decision (6-0).
175 class—Lee "Muscles" Perna
won by (Fall).
Heavyweight—Glenn "Bart" Barthelson won by (Forfeit).
The following evening, the g r a p plers shut-out Flindlary College
29-5. Line up was as follows:
121 lb. class—Steve "Smiles" De
Augustino won by ( F a l l ) .
128 lb. class—George Danaway
won decision (8-5).
136 lb. class—John Palmer won
decision (7-1).
145-lb. class—Tony Verga won
by (Fall).
155 lb. class—Jim Maurey won

spectacular comeback. Every bout
was well earned. A complete outline of each individual tussle will
prove the strength of both teams.
121 lb. class—Steve DeAugustino
paved the way for T. C. by pinning
Casa men to in the third period.
128 lb. class — Bob Shaffer of
Clearfield found it a difficult task
declsionlng "Stink" Hartzell 5-2.
1.^6 lb. class—Seeking revenge,
Tony Verga harrlngly outpointed
Ben Hummel by a 9-4 score.
14.5 lb. class—Jim Maurey won
over Swalws by a second period
fall.
1.5.5 lb. class—After a hard bruising battle. Mutt Forcey overpowered Mickey Silverman and touched
his shoulders in t h e last period,
105 lb. class — "Mac" Hummel
had g r e a t difficulty in' holding Lee
Perna to a 6-0 decision.
175 lb. cla«s—^Horner "The Hammer" Hetrick worked hard for his
points and decisioned Bailey 3-1.
Heavyweight
— Homer
Barr
worked to extremes to pin Clarence Green but could only outpoint
him 5-2.
Coach J a c k ' s boys have had a
successful season this far, and are
venturing- up to Alfred University,
N. Y. on March 1 to test their
power on another strong, undefeated team.
by (Fall).
165 lb. class—Mickey Silverman
won decision (6-2).
175 lb. class—Lee Perna won by
(Fall).
H e a v y w e i g h t — G l e n n Barthleson
lost by (Fall).
The match with the U. S. Naval
Academy's " B " team waa (according to Navy personal) tagged as a
shut-out. However, a t the close of
every bout a surprised Midshipman
walked off the mat. Even though
the locals lost t w o decisions and
attained one draw, the strong
.N'avy team was out-classed.
The results were aa folloM-s;
121 lb. class—Steve De.\ugustlno
met a well seasoned varsit.v prospect, whom Steve completely decisioned (7-1).
128 lb. class — George Danaway
ovei-powered his opponent by declsionlng him (6-3).
1.16 lb. clas.s—John Palmer equaled a s t r o n g opposer (13-13).
145 lb. class—Ton.v A'erga outclassed Navy's man (10-2).
155 lb. class—Jim iMaure.v decisioned another "knocker a t the 'A'
team's door" (11-3).
165 lb. class—Lee Perna dropped
a close decision to the "Middies"
(7-6).
1 75 lb. class—Homer Hetrick, after running- his opponent all over
the mat was awarded a brutal
(Forfeit).
Heavyweight—"Hank" fJreen put
up a game and constant battle, but
was outpointed (6-2).
Incidentally, Jlr. Jack and his
wrestlers were, highly commended
for (heir show of good sportsmanship by the Navy spectators and
team.
.\ fussy old lady, on her wa.v to
New York for the fii-st time, a n noj-ed the conductor li.\- her many
qut!stiona.
"Conductor, does this train stop
in Grand Central Station?"
"Madam, there will be a terrible
wreck if it doesn't."
"A little bird told me what kind
of a lawyer your father is."
"What did the bird say?"
"Clieeii, cheep!"
"Well, a duck told me what kind
of a doctor your father is."
".Man overboard!" shouted the
young sailor on his first voyage.
Amid g r e a t confusion, the ship
was stopped. The sailor stepped
up to the captain, saluting, and
said:
"I'm sorr.v, sir. I made a mist a k e when I said 'Alan overboard.' "
"Thank God!" said the captain,
signaling for full steam ahead.
"Yeah," explained the sailor. "It
was a dame."
.\ widow and her nione.v are soon
married.
"Let your huaband know t h a t
he"» the boNs!"—Mrs. Daniel Sutton, Ilochelle, Ga., on how to be
happy though wed 71 years.

COLLEGE

TIMES

Maroons Defeat
Bloomsburg 47-41
'i'he golfl-clMil "Huskies" from
Bliiomsburg invaded tlie fieldhouse
at the Lock Haven State Teachers
College Wednesday night, February 12, with a recoi-d of four wins
and five defeats in Teacher's College competition, .\fter a nip and
tuck affair, the "Maroons" turned
the visitors back by a score of
4 7-41.
Lock Haven started the scoring
when Bernie Metzler dropped a
foul shot through the hoop. Both
teama went to work at this stage
of the game. The first half w a s
fast and furious, both teams showing fine offensive and defensive
power. The "Huskies" held a four
point lead at the end of the first
quarter, the score being 10-6. I^ock
Haven was trailing a t the half by
a score of 18-7. The second half
showed the "Maroons" tbe more
aggressive ball club, and they led
33-32 a t the end of the third period. The final score waa 47-41 in
favor of Lock Haven.
The game got rough a t several
points, and two boys had to be
given smelling s a l t s to b r i n g them
to. ".Woody" Schaeffer got spilled
and lost a lens to his glasses but
was back in the game after a good
whiff of the salts. Slobozier, the
"Huskies" star, also found things
rough in the final q u a r t e r when
he hit t h e deck and had to be
taken out of the game.
Coront led the locals with 18
points, and Slobozier and Chesney
sparked t h e visitors with 11 apiece
S'rnouDSBiTRo i.s I.OSER
The Lock Haven cagers came
one step closer to the Teachera
College title by defeating East
Stroudaburg, 60-42, before
1,300
fans a t the Stroudsburg gym.
Coach Howard Host shifted bis
lineup and started two promising
freshmen. Woody Schaeffer and
.Toe Hutnyan took over the forward posts and turned in a m a g nificent Job for t b e evening. H u t nyan turned in 13 points for the
evening, and Schaeffer scored 8.
Shaner, %vho saw action for only
five minutes tallied S points in the
second q u a r t e r to spark a 19 point
rally.
Coront brought his season point
total to 261 for IS games by scoring 6 field goals and seven fouls
for 10 points. The "Maroons" went
on a foul shooting spree convertins" 1§, of 10 chances, and coinpletinsT 80% of their shots for the
night. • McNulty and Snaith had
one point apiece.
rjeoi-ge Mitro, Bernie
^letzler.
and Bus Shaner were replaced in
the s t a r t i n g lineup, as ali three
bad physical defects a t the time.

T. C. Defeats
Shiopensburg
s t a r t i n g his freshmen "wonders"
for the aecond game in succession
Coach Howard Yost moved his
team closer to the mythical Teachers College crown, by defeating
Sbippensburg- 69-44. Big J e b Stewart. 6 foot 7 center for the visitors, dwarfed our own Pan! Coront
and started the evening off with a
couple shots that were out of this
world. However, he waa held down
to 11 points for the evening. Kessler, starting- forward for tbe "Shippei-s" oiitcl.assed t b e giant center
in all wa.vs and did some fancy
shooting to gather in 11 points for
the night.
Paul Coront, who had an average
of 14.4 points per g-ame up to this
contest, led the locals with 10.
Hutynan and Schaeffer came next
with 0 and 11. "Metzler, .Shane,
and ^Titro who bave been out of
the s t a r t i n g lineup for t b e past
two weeks, scored 22 points between them nnd spai-ked tbe locals
to one of the highest scores of
the season.
George Mitro saw action last
n i s h t and turned in some mighty
fancy ball playing. Even with bis
sore knee. fJeorge managed to get
.tround with fine speed and form.
F a n s saw some fancy shooting
when lie stood near the middle of
the floor and dropped three shots
through the net.
All the boys
showed fine shooting ability last
night and, after the first half,
didn't give the visitors a chance.
Lock Haven completed S of 16
foul tries, while the ".Shippers"
converted 13 of 24 tries. The "Jlaroons" now have a recoid of 9
wins and one loss in Teachers competition, while Shippensburg has 3
wins and 6 losses.
o
Ahout 300 ski-runners, who work
in relays, carry the mails In winter between Chile and Argentina,
according
to the Encyclopaedia
Britannica.

T. C. Surrenders
To Kutztown
SeekiiiH- revenge for the 5n-:n
loss handed them on their home
floor, the Kutztown cagers evened
things up Wednesday night, February 26, by defeating Coach Howard Yosts' quintet by a score of
41-11. The visitors were a g g r e s sive from the s t a r t of the game
until the final whistle was blow-n.
They led a t the end of the first
quarter 15-S and at the half by a
score of 10-17.
The local boys
showed a spark of life in the third
nnarter and led 31-27 at the end of
this period. The lead
changed
hands several times in the final
quarter, and it looked as though
the "Maroons" had another game
in the bag. But Kutztown was
determined to win and with two
minutes remaining in tbe game,
the.v tallied three quick points and
refused to give Lock Haven a n other chance to score. And that is
how it ended—Kutztown 44, Lock
Haven 41. This was the second
loss for Lock Haven in Teachers
College competition.
Coront w a s high for the locals
with 10 points while Aiarks and
Rabaezahn paced the visitors with
11 apiece.

T. C. Versus Catholic U.
The Lock Haven Scrappers played host to a strong (jatholic University boxing team Monday night
a t 8:00 p. m. P u t t i n g on the gloves
for T. C. were: Russ Trifovesti,
125; Ralph George at 145; J i m
Smith a t 155; Jim Donovan a t 165;
Skip Buddinger at 175. Others that
saw action were George Butchko
and Arbuckle.
The Bald Eagle mittmen are
being coached by George Barnes.
Williamsport, who was undefeated
for two years In pre-war times.
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Sport Stories
Of the Past
Hy .II.*I T K l ' F E L

^

OVER A!VIJ 0-» ER AGAIV
There a r e many repeat peiformances between the same pair of
fighters Hated in the record hooks.
The more notable of these encores
are with Jack JACK BRITTON a n d
TED " K I D " LEWIS heading t h e
top of the list. They battled each
other on seventeen different occasicuis. These seventeen brawls t o talled almost 200 rounds of boxing.
W h a t makes these repeat performances donbl.v unique is the fact
that eight of their bouts were for
the welterweight title of the world.
Among other repeat
performances are two g r e a t negro fighters
of the past, S.\M LANGFORD a n d
HARRY WILLS, who squared off
against each other fourteen times,
JOHNNY DUNDEE fought WILLIE
J.VCKSON
ten
times,
HARRY
GREBB a n d CHUCK
WIGGINS
clashed ten times, and BENNY
LEONARD
and
PHIL
BLOOM
going over the route six times.
These boys evidently believed t h a t
"If you don't succeed a t first t r y ,
try, and try again.

T. C. Vs. Susquehanna

T. C's varaity started out t h e
aeaaon with a smaahing victory
over Susquehanna University F e h ruar.v 8th. The game was a pushover for the Eagles, the final score
being 47-20. Bar Gardner waa high
acorer, sinking 25 points.
Lineup:
Wolf
R. F
Hanka
Black
L. F
CleminsKretslnger . . . C.F
Gardner
Relchley
R.O
Coates
Dale
L.G
Porter
Cryder
C.G. . . . Golebieski
Sub: Susquehanna — Clark, L y harger, Meyers.
Lock Haven —
Bonfilio,
Lauth, Nevins, Blessing,
The Girls Varsity team began a
trip to Elizabeth F e b r u a r y 26 only Hardy, Kilsdonk, Hunsberger, and
to find upon their arrival t h a t they Thompson.
were snowbound tor the night and
could not r e t u r n until t h e next
evening. Elizabethtown
has always been the toughest game of
the season and they usually won.
On Feb. 12. tbe Maroon and Gray
But on a return trip here last year
T. C. chalken up a victor.v hy IS girls traveled to Annsville (a high
school
nearby) to compete with
points. This year the game was
tied 3S all. As has been the case Lebanon Valley girls. During t h e
in every game Howard's gift to first q u a r t e r T. C. jumped ahead
basketball
(Gardner)
was high 18-4 but as the game progressed'scorer with 26 points. L. H. out- Lebanon Valley gained until t h e
played E—town, up to the last finale score remained 4 2-32 in favor of T. C. Bar Gardner topped
quarter.
the score list with 26 points. T.C.
Lineup:
was beginning to realize w h a t comKlixiihetlitoYvn
Lock Haven petition can be.
Krebs
n.F.
. . . . Hanka
Line-up for Lebanon Valley i n Croniie
L. F. , . . . Clemlns cluded Weaver, Meyers, Biely, (for-Mown
C. If. . . . . Gardner wards), Shefer, Ross and Bngle
(guards).
Kapp
R.CT. .
Porter
Substitutions of L. V. were F a k e
.Mahm
L.G. . . . . . Coates and
Miiler. F o r Lock Haven Bon.Murray
C.G. . , Golebieski filio, Nevins, Montressor and Hun.'^Sub: E-Town—Grub,
berg-er.
Lock Haven—Hardy, Lauth, Ne
ins, and Hunsberger.
The first regular ski t o u r n a Each square inch of a man's ment in the United States was held
on
F e b r u a r y 8, 18S7 a t Red Wing,
palm has 3,000 sweat glands, according to the Encyclopaedia B r i - .Minnesota, according to the Encyclopaedia Britannica.
t;innlca.

Girls* Varsity Ties
Elizabethtown

T. C. Vs. Lebanon Valley

"AT RAZMATAZZ, STUDIES COME FIRST!"

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Dorm Drippings
It J CHRIS *

Campus Chatter

iilJiSliV

S'hirley " J a k e " G o t t s h a l l is p l a y ing w i t h b a b i e s t b e s e d a y s ; p a p e r
ones.
W b a t will s h e d o n e x t ?
"There
ia n o t h i n g
like
beine
campused," saya Dottie Berkatres»ier. " i t b a p p e n a a l l t h e t i m e . "
If ttnyoQe s e e a B u d S a r a u s t e l l
h i m t h e g i r l s in o u r d o r m s t a y far
a w a y from b o y s w h o d a n c e w i t h
t a l l b l o n d e s In New Y o r k .
.4sk
h i m why'?
It h a s b e e n r e q u e s t e d t b a t w e
h a v e e n c l o s e d b o o t h s i n a t a l l e d In
t h e f r o n t s o c i a l r o o m s for
"our
l o v e r s " — w i t h c o u c h e s , of c o u r s e .
The
GirLs'
Dorm
wished
Ned
Musser, J e r r e ' s man, a happy b i i t h d a y , by s i n g i n g o v e r t h e p h o n e .
Oh, t h e m v o i c e s ;
H e l e n D a y Is t a k i n g » c o l l e c t i o n
to b u y R i c h a r d a k e y f o r h i s d o o r .
W e h e a r d it r u m o r e d t h a t C n r l e y
B e n c h o f f w a s g o i n g t o m o v e in
Ivy H a l l a f t e r E a s t e r .
Is this so?
De De, t h a t w i l l be a b o u t all you
could stand.
" W h i t e y " Mille)- from T y r o n e is
w e a r i n g b o b b y p i n s in h i s h a i r ,
a n d h e l o o k s so c u t e .
Did
everyone
see G i n n y ,
Jim
Mowrey's girl?
H o w could
you
h e l p it w i t h J i m a r o u n d ?
You s h o u l d see P e t e M c C l a i n in
her new dance costume. Her roommate, Jeanie, couldn't stop laughing.
E l s i e P r e s t o n d e c i d e d it m i g h t be
n i c e i|- a h e s p e n t a w e e k end h o m e
for a c h a n g e .
Now I wondei-.
W e h a v e b e e n t i y i n g for a w e e k
to l o c a t e t h e n e w g i r l s ( t h e o n e ' s
at " t h a t " b a s k e t b a l l g a m e ) ,
but
we j u s t don't know w h a t happened
to t h e m .
Dr. W a r t e r s w i l l h a v e to
s p e a k to you a b o u t y o u r l i v i n g
quarters.
B a r b a r a G a r d n e r w e n t to Elizabethtown minus something pretty
important.
What. Barb?
We heard "Ish " Harnish had a
d i a m o n d on t h e o t h e r n i g h t , d i s p l a y i n g - it t o h e r f r i e n d s .
You
s h o u l d l e t us all in on t h e s e c r e t ,
Ish.
" B u b b l e s " M a r k l e y is t h e d o r m ' s
newest member.
She d o e s n ' t l i k e
p e o p l e to p u t cold s e d d e r in h e r
c a r e , i t h e r . Tony-—you s h o u l d e x plain to your "wife."
Did you h e a r
Mary
Hammer
can d r i n k her g r a p e juice s t r a i g h t
now.
R o c k e y , do y o u w a n t P e t e to
catch pneumonia w i t h o u t her covers?
W e t h i n k t h e soo — H e a r t C l u b
s h o u l d t r y g o i n g to b e d e a r l i e r a t
night;
they
disturb
too
many
people.
L a r r y P a r k s does all right as
Jolson, but P e g Freeman certainly
r u n s a close second.
They say, L o r e t t a Ferlitch has
a t e r r i f i c s e n a e of h u m o r .
How
a b o u t l e t t i n g ua in on i t ?
W h a t ia it t h e g i r i s on t h e l o w e r
e n d of t h i r d f l o o r a r e p o u r i n g o u t
the window?
B y t h e w a y , did y o u k n o w t h a t
Mr. Z i m m e r m a n used t o p l a y a
violin.
T h e s c r e e c h of t h e o w l w a s h e a r d
S a t u r d a y morning- a t 2:00 a. m. in
Barb Peter's room — Gerdner had
another nightmare!
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Joan Miller

B j JOK H I ' l ' \ V A ! «

* I ' M GETTING A, COLLEGE EDUCATION FROM THIS GUY'5 C U F F 5 / '
l i f u l gold c i g a r e t t e c a s e f r o m an
a d m i r e r we t h i n k is s u p e r — a l i a s
J e r r y Crist.
See o n e a n d y o u see b o t h : El ley
a n d J a c k — Bill a n d De — ( B e t t e
Buckley and J e r r y — Rockey and
Don.)
Dit's new Sinatra, Dusty
was
serenading- her at a certain club
downtown.
T h e s o n g is " O u t of
Nowhere."
What a song—what a
man!
.Ann C u r r a n h a s a c o l l e c t i o n of
p i c t u r e s t a k e n in N e w Y o r k C i t y
a t t h e t i m e of t h e Bel C a n t o s t r i p .
He
(Bill)
takes a nice
picture
d o e s n ' t he, A n n ?
Mine eyes h a v e seen t h e g l o r y —
W y n S w o y e r h a s s e e n it w i t h D e a n
N e f f e — j u s t call u s d i m p l e s .
Girl's basketball has improved a
g r e a t deal t h i s y e a r — n e w p l a y e r s
P e a r l ' Hundsberger, Clemins.
F l a s h — T . C. g i r l s t a k e o v e r P e n n
S t a t e J u n i o r F o r m a l — E l l y W'lndon,
.M.argie T h o m p s o n , M a r y F r a n c e s ,
Mm g l e .Meade, .Mary D r i c k .
We
l i k e coiiir>etition.
Congratulations
to Bel
Cantos
for
performance
over
our
new
radio broadcasting- station, which
they s a n g over last S u n d a y afternoon.
J a n i e W a g n e r — to be m a r r i e d
soon!
For
further
information
c o n s u l t .Miss W a g n e r .
L e i l a D u r a t e h a s been r e c e i v i n g
t e l e p h o n e c a l l s f r o m N'ew Y o r k fo?t h e l a s t t w o w e e k s . H e a i r i v e d in
L o c k H a v e n for a w e e k e n d Nice,
fella, L e e !
To H a d u c k — T e l l "Skip" to stop
u s i n g you a s a s p a r i n g
partner.
M a r g e c a m e in t h e o t h e r
night
w i t h a black eye and skin l a c e r a tions.
B e s t w i s h e_s to
.„ „S h i r l e_,y ^C o h i ,c„k ,
if y o u w
want
1.. c a r r y a l• o n g c o n a n t to
versation
with Cohick, a s k
her
a b o u t Bud.
Fran
Shall
goes
home
every
T h u r s d a y a n d w e e k e n d s t o see
hei- o n e a n d o n l y T u u i p y . W h a t a
n a m e , h a v e you seen his p i c t u r e ?
J o Batliers goes home also everv
week-end.
W h o ' s t h e f r i e n d Jo-,
^'ou m a k e s w e l l t e a .
P o r e . \ t r a p r a c t i c e on t h e r]n?,;-s
in d o i n g tlie " d i s l o c a t e , " s e e '
-lelen
Baieroski.
.All w e h a v e to a d d is t h i s , One
m o n t h and E a s t e r vacation. Well,
see you l a t e r —
GINNY and C H R I S

Juniors
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GLEANINGS
In t h e l a s t i s s u e of t h e T i m e s
t h i s c o l u m n q u i e t l y m a d e Its d e b u t ,
t u c k e d i n t o a c o r n e r of t h e f i n a l
p a g e m u c h l i k e a n a f t e r t h o u g h t of
the editor.
T h e r e h a v e been n o
loud cries a g a i n s t its c o n t i n u a t i o n ,
so it is l i k e l y t o be a r e g u l a r p a r t
of t h e p a p e r . T h i s is p o s s i b l e b e c a u s e t h e T i m e s is n o n c o m m e r c i a l
a n d d o e s not d e p e n d uiion p a i d
s u b s c r i p t i o n s for
suppoi-t.
Howe v e r , s i n c e t b e T i m e s is to be a
bi-monthly
publication
we
may
not m a k e every issue. Our b r a i n s
a r e n o t too teeming.
Usually columnists present their
v i e w s in tlie i n i t i a l a r t i c l e .
Then,
if t h o s e v i e w s
make
senae
by
a g r e e i n g with y o u r s , you avidly
r e a d a l l h i s c o n t r i b u t i o n a to t h e
w o r l d of l e t t e r s .
If t h e y d o n ' t —
welli t h e t y p e s e t t e r r e a d s it. C o n sequentl>- we h a v e w o r k e d o u t a
r o u g h p l a n of o p e r a t i o n s .
In t h e
ensuing- m o n t h s t h e r e w i l l be m a n y
t h i n g s happening- a r o u n d
school.
On s o m e of t h e s e o u r a t t i t u d e w i l l
be t h a t of tlie a g e d
A'ermonter.
" W e ' r e a g i n 'em."
Othei-s we w i l l
b o o s t ill a l e f t h a n d e d m a n n e r .
No
p e r . s o n a l i t i e s will in a n y w a y b e
i n c l u d e d in t h i s c o l u m n .
I t is o u r
personal
opinion
that
the
only
people
who
enjo>'
seeing
their
n a m e in p r i n t is t h a t p e r s o n h i m self. .'Vt t h e s a m e t i m e w e r e s e r v e
t h e r i g h t to m a k e e x c e p t i o n s in
d e s e r v i n g c a s e s s u c h a s t h a t of
T o n y Coniates.
Tonj", m a y he r e s t in p e a c e , wni^
e v e r y b o d y ' s fi-iend, u n l e s s h e did
not l i k e s o u .
B u t Tony h a s been
p l a c e d in a n a r r o w h o l e , p l o t 17,
a n d now- tlie w o r m s a r e e n j o j - i n g a
long a w a i t e d f e a s t .
Floweis were
o m i t t e d a t his r e q u e s t , w i t h t h e
exception
of
four
roses.
We
t h o u g h t a g i e a t d e a l of T o n y , h a t ed t o see h i m p a s s a w a y , b u t s u c h
is t h e w a y of l i i e .
.May F i n g e r s
a l w a y s be h a u n t e d b y l u e i n o r i e s of
Tony's last moments.
-\s u e said above, p e r s o n a l i t i e s
will n o t e n t e r t h i s c o l u m n .
We
will a l s o p r i n t s o c o r n y j o k e s , e s p e c i a l l y a n y on R i c h a r d .
If a n y
sliould s o u n d corny, don't believe
it. I t ' s tlie h u s k in o u r v o i c e . W e
will a l s o be open to a n y s u g g e s tions from other s t u d e n t s as to
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Jot
down
y o u r i d e a s o n a p i e c e of w h i t e , u n r u l e d p a p e r , t h r e e i n c h e s b y sl.x
and three-quarters.
P l a c e in an
ordinary
envelope
addressed
to
this column.
T h e n d r o p it in t h e
n e a r e s t wa.-^te b a s k e t .
B u t , if you
really t h i n k you have s o m e t h i n g
besides dandruff and a pen which
writes under water, tack your note
on t h e b u l l e t i n b o a r d .
With the
first
suggestion
incorporated
in
t h i s c o l u m n w e will, f r e e of c h a r g e ,
invite the s u g g e s t e r to d r i n k one
c u p of c o f f e e a t t h e C o r n e r .
Last
issue
we
discussed
the
men's
dayroom.
This
week
we
would a g a i n like to quote our favorite fiction—the Compass.
"Special q u a r t e r s are maintained
for d a y r o o m m e n a n d w o m e n . . .
Each dayroom center has a large
rect-eation room, s t u d e n t
kitchen,
dining room, rest room and lavat o r i e s . . . .-Vll r o o m s a r e b e i n g
completely renovated."
Ne.xt i s s u e
we m a y d i s c u s s t h e B l a c k H o l e .
Strictly from the r i g h t hand this
time.
N o t o n l y o r c l i i d s b u t a hit

r.-vive t h e a g e Mid f r t e i n i l y . B e t a
T a n S i g m a . F o r ' t b e b e n e f i t of ot r
u n d e r g r a d i ate rt.aders who h a v e n't a s yef been a c q u a i n t e d witli t h e
more
rcffined
fr-ternitics,
tbe
a b o v e Greek L e t t e r s »re short for
Buck Tail Society.
Their motto:
T h e m e e t i n g will n o w c o m e U>
o r d e r , s o m e b o d y el.sc o r d e r .
.Shorts from (be w o r l d of s p o r t s :
Clbarlle (B'ata) K e m m e r e r , c o n g e n ial e q u i p m e n t m a n h a s a s u r e f i r e
m e t h o d for g u a r d i n g t h e m o s t e l u s i v e o p p t m e n t on t h e
baaketball
floor. C h a r l i e ' s t a c t i c s a r e s i m p l e .
He takes his right pendular ext r e m i t y (foot, t o y o u s k i n n y p e o p l e
w h o do n o t m a j o r in p h y s . ed.) a n d
p l a c e s it on t h e o t h e r g e n t ' s l e f t
p e n d u l a r e x t r e m i t y a n d sez " O K
y o u J%Ib», n o w g o a h e a d a n d r u n . "
So f a r a s is k n o w n , C h a r l i e is t h e
first
individual to extract
juice
from a m e t a t a r s a l b o n e .
Bar Gardener, spark plug — del u x e of o u r f e m a l e b a s k e t b a l l l e a m ,
will h a v e t o r e m e m b e r t o t a k e h e r
u n i f o r m to a l l t h e g a m e s a s it is
most essential.
Everybody usuall.\' wear.s (tne.
J u k e J u s i c k and his r o o m m a t e ,
w h o s e niiiiie 1 n e e d n o t m e n t i o n
since everyone k n o w s him, never
h a v e a n y t r o u b l e I'inding t l i e i r wa.v
h o m e , r e g a r d l e s s bow* t r j ' i n g t h e i r
" n i g h t w o r k " is. S m o k y a n d J u k e
p u t b o t h d e s k i a m p s in t h e w i n d o w
w h i c h m a k e a for s p e c i a l s e c u r i t y
w h e n visiim is b a d .
That's
the
w a y it is. B e f o r e m o v i n g i n t o o u r
h o u s e , you g e t w h a t is k i i o w n a s
"The
Dormitory
-Aptitude
Test."
T h e I n t e l l l g e n c l a o c c u p y floor t w o .
I t is a w e l l k n o w n fact
that
. l o h n n y ( I ' m s m a l l e r t h a n you a r e )
.Mantini is o n e of t h e m o s t c o n sciencious
individuals
that
ever
s t r a i n e d a lirain over an E n g l i s h
exam.
In a d d i t i o n t o b e i n g w e l l
on t h e i-oad t o "cuiii l a u d e . " thi.s
Itreathing
bundle
of
knowledge
probably
holds
the
record
for
clianging- classes.
John tried four
B i o l o g y a n d t w o E n g l i s h section.s
b e f o r e h e f o u n d h i s p l a c e in t h e
sun.
W h a t a n a r g u m e n t for i n creasing the teacher's salary.
O r c h i d s a n d s t u f f to P a u l L a u x ,
Inc. for t h e i r n u t t y v e r s i o n
of
Atomic basketball.
1 didn't have
t h e honor b u t a few eye w i t n e s s e s
t o l d me, ( a s s o o n a s t h e y c o u l d
breathe)
that
it
worked
one's
funny bone to a frazzle.

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It is w i t h ranch d i f f i c u l t y t h a t
1 refrain from blaspheiiions comm e n t w h e n s p e a k i n g of Red C a m p b e l l ' s e a r , a v e h i c l e t h a t docs e v e r y t h i n g b u t go.
Stubborn
and
l a z y , a g o o d - f o r - n o t h i n g robot t h a t
l o v e s to be p u s h e d a q u a r t e r of a
mil* on n i g h t s wben even the merc u r y is b e g e i n g for c o v e r , is j u s t
p u t t i n g it m i l d l y .
II Is H o l l y w o o d ' s a n s w » r to "How t o m i k e il
s n o w i n s i d e . " U e f l o a t s a r o u n d in
t h e g-aa t a n k a n d e v e r y ten mil';.*^
t h e m o t o r alsu t s h i n t i n g t h a t m a y be y o u o u g h t to t h r o w t h a t coal
y o u ' r e w e a r i n g o v e r t h e hood. S i t uations such as this cause indiv i d u a l s t o g o b a c k to t h e g l u e f a c t o r y l o o k i n g for D o b b i n .
P e o p l e in t h e n e w s t h i s w e e k :
S t r i c t l y "a m o r s e l " is t h e s t o r y
a b o u t H e l e n Day, w h o s e morningring from h e r a l a r m clock w a s a n swered with a "Hello, Girl's Dorm."
I g u e s s t h e i ' e a r e s o m e of u s w h o
just work too hard.
-And t h o s e Mice in t h e w o m e n ' s
Dormitory.
These daya put
the
q u e s t i o n to o u r m a l e
population
".•\i-e .vou a m a n o r n m o u s e , " a n d
if h e ' s t r u t h f u l , h e ' l l p r o b a b l y a n s w e r with "I'm a man, darnnit."
Itachael M a r k l y b e c a m e so aroused
a t o n e of h e r r o d e n t
roommates
t h a t she k n o c k e d the bottom from
a w a s t e b a s k e t in a n a t t e m p t to
s t a r t M i c k e y o n h i s w a y to e t e r nity.
I t s e e m s t h a t q u i t e a few
niousies
are
parading
throtigb
" G a l ' s c o u n t r y , " b u t d o n ' t leel b a d
b e c a u s e I've s e e n t h e m on t h i s s i d e
also.
Les hope the girl-mice stay
in t h e W e s t W i n g a n d t h e m e n m i c e s t a y in t h e E a s t w i n g — b e c a u s e , w e l l , A F T E R ALL.
.\na
of c o u r s e t h e r e ' s a H e l e n
Baiei-oski in ever.v b u n c h .
Helen's
p h i l o s o p h y is " W h y t a k e c a l i s t h e n ics on a m a t w h e n J o L y n n h a s a
bed."
All v e r y n i c e , j u s t so M i s s
Lynn isn't snoozing some day at
the w r o n g time.
Down around the dayroom they
s a y " D i m p l e d " A l i c e Y o x t h e i m e r is
g e t t i n g to be q u i t e t h e social b u t terfly.
If t h e r u m o r is t r u e t h a t
s h e l i k e s y e l l o w , all I c a n s a y is
a n y b o d y t h a t w e a r s a n y t h i n g else
is off h i s b e a n .
On t h e m e n ' s s i d e of t h e c o m muter situation. H a n k Ryan tells
m e t h e r e is a b i g m o v e m e n t on t o

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THE

Our Daze....
W h a t .a d i i y » - . l ' " e . l i i - u a r y . 2 0 , ] H t 7 —
AVintor wonde-r-.-landi^a.nd, to t h i n k
t h a t t h r e e w e e k s - a g : o . 1. s a w a r o b in:
-This aflernooji. I . started
the
c o l u u i l i i n - t h e p u a c e a n i l . i f l . u i c l olt h e D.- i t . o n l y i o - h a v e , th.t: - p e a c e
s l i a t l c r e d by> A n n a I ' . r o s v n . u i v l i i g a
" l - a v i n g " on t e a c h e r s
This column
i s now- b e i n g •fini.^hert; i n - t h v i - o i n p a i - a t l v e , q u i e t n e s s ., oj- m y
home.
O u t s i d e t h e s n o w is . v e r y n i u c h
evidence.',
^'.et,' i i i i d
n.iy ,tli-ou,g111.-<
a r e 'Int.err-u'pted .only
ly;
"Jiubs
a n d " . \ o . , D u b a , ' " ' , f l " d . , " S i i p p i e s " of
a m a r b l e ' gaiii.e . i n t h e i j i i d d l e
of
t h e floor.
, , .

E v i d e n t l y s o m e o n e b e g r u d g e s tlie
T>. R . t h e w e e . b i t u e d o h a v e . W e
c a m e in l a a t Monda.v m o r n i n g to
discover three light bulbs missing,
one m a t t r e s s and the linen
gope
( t h e s e c o n d in l e s s t h a n a w e e k ) ,
and
several
lockers
opened
and
left so.
.Since w e a r e a b l e to t r u s t
each other, we aren't always caref u l t o l o c k o u r l o c k e r s , b u t if w ' e
a r e to h a v e visitors a double lock
c o u l d n ' t b e t o o m u c h of a p r e c a u tion.
Still a b o u t
t h e D. R.
Anyone
n o w s u f f e r i n g f r o m a c o l d In t h e
head or a " s t u f f e d - u p "
nose
cert a i n l y p o s s e s s e s a " b l e s s i n g in d i s guise."
Why?
Because some
rat
couldn't b e a r to p a r t c o m p a n y w i t h
u s and d e c i d e d to l i n g e r on
even
after
death — at
least
his
smell
lingers on.
Did our rat crawl
up
behind s o m e locker to die?
Oh no,
he crawled up into the
partition
where
It w o u l d
be i m p o s s i b l e
to
reach
him.
The
monument
over
h i s g r a v e is n o w t h e
Administrat i o n B u i l d i n g o f L . H . S. T . C ,
As you k n o w yesterday was the
b e g i n n i n g of L e n t , a n d I ' v e
heard
of so m a n y p e o p l e g i v i n g up c a k e
a n d c a n d y t h a t t h e p l a c e is goingr
to be o v e r r u n w i t h h u m a n
skeletons.
Laura
Mae MacKenzie
has
also
given up—(1) swearing
(she
now
s p e a k s in t w o s y l l a b l e w o r d s ) , (2)
c a n d y a n d c a k e a n d (3) c i g a r e t t e s .
. S t r a i g h t e n u p Alac, y o u r h a l o ' s g i v i n g .\-ou t h e b e n d s .
iM.\- l i f e
wouldn't
be
worth
a
p l u g g e d n i c k e l if I f o r g o t t o m e n tion
Lillian
I-uchetta's
trip
to
South
Bend,
Indiana.
Someone
named
Ed
is
someplace
called
Notre
Dame
wants
to see
it
in
p r i n t (probably to m a k e sure
she
was there.)
T h a t ' s a joke, son.
Clorii Bauman also knows someo n e in a f o r e i g n s c h o o l , a n d If t h e
.postal d e p a r t n i e n t doesn't soon red u c e the l e t t e r r a t e s she will find
it
cheaper
to
transfer
to
Penn
State.
(I can see I t o g e r
dashing
to
Washington
to
convince
the
Post Master General that the present day rates are really much
too
low.)
C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s a r e d u e f o r .Mis.
Mitchell nee Ethel Johnson.
.Mary
Louise
Stevens
and
Jane
Brown
c e r t a i n l y m a d e s h o r t w o i k of
the
s a m p l e of w e d d i n g c a k e .
-Vlice R e e d e r is l o o k i n g f o r s o m e thing—namely an engagement
ring
t h a t s e e m s to h a v e stra.\-ed via ( h e
U. S. m a l l s .
S i n c e L o i s H a r p s t e r is
a l w a y s w i t h A l i c e it is
piesumed
t h a t s h e is h e l p i n g witli t h e s e a r c h
or at least the wait.
i;iadys
N'ightharfs
home
will
probabl.v n e v e r be the s a m e
since
Barbara
Parker
spent
the
nit;ht
there.
In y e a r s
to c o m e
it
will
still
be p o s s i b l e
to
hear
squeals
a n d s h r i e k s echoing- from
the rem o t e r e c e s s e s of t h e h o u s e .
Muffy
Snyder
gave
a
birthday
p a r t y for D o t t y F l e t c h e r a n d
she
m u s t h a v e h a d l o a d s of f o o d .
Eve r y o n e a t e till full
that
evening.

t h e n e x t d a y .Ie, m
(.'uniniings,
Clerk: "Two what?"
Kali-r and
M a i .\-agiies ( J a r d Customer; "^'e^.",
.
tui-nerl u p
witii luiiches c o m .Mbrightiaii
(1 .or i - e n i a i n s — i n d w l i a t
n^iius.
\ ' r t s .-it . l ( . l i n s l o W i > . C e n t e r .
I'tiiuiid *
.1^ i D r l\.!\]
v^'rsit.\'•• of
I'ittsliurgh,
are
coin>c!ly.,
p l a i n i n g - aboTit" t h e l a c k of
co-cds
K a l e r ' . . . f o r K e l l e . \ ' ji.iiti. t h i s
—onl,\- One t o s e v e n m e n .
' -^
s smejl.'.
Shorts fro
f h e I). I t . —
T h e n , t h e r e w a s t h e d r i O i I v \\-hf^
.\.-in<"-,\- X i m i i i c r n i a n
d r o p p e d j ' w i n i c k i e ' I n t o a m a i l box,:"
1< i r t - a n i s C l i i b .
l o o k e d <*ip a t
t h e church- steeple,,
. C - i r d s in t h e ' , i >. It,,
l-'our p e o p U
I've
galneri
, - i | u a l •'ion a n d t'w I) eci-uai
. I t u t ' i i - a h d y e l l e d , "Hooray'.
nine poimda."'
-•''.
'r
ni>'.,
'" .
•
—
T
h
e
C
o
l
l
egio
.\'ora W a l i z e r .is l o o k i n g , for
iireseiit ' fropi .lapan—rgift
wrapped,:[
is
in a u n i f o r i i i .
. .. ,
,
.,
;.... S n ' i t c h c i J - f i o m i i i c k i n s o n L ' l i j o n
La R u e Hinclv-lifte. iias a det'in- - ' F r a n k i l y . . .
I've t h o u g h t
le' i n t e i e s t I n t ' l i i l i p s b u r g , . a n d
it O f k i s s j n g . 1 t h i n k
'all al|)ng—
,
isn't the t o p o g r a p h y .
,
. ,
.
T
h
a
t
k
j
s
s
i
n
g
ia
t
e
i
r
i
b
l.v, terriljly
'•jerry Petrucci and hei-, "speech
'
,
f m p e d i n i e n t " , o_r " I
caii't
find
n, • w r o n g .
I f H s k c r ) t o b e k i s s e t j , of c o u r . ' j e I ' d
hanky."
resist,!
. . . , - . ' -•.
- A l i c e . Y o x t h e i m e r , . d o i n g - tlie c a n But
g-*e,
aren't
*onie
fellows
'•an.
s
t
r
o
n
g
?
B u n n y y e l l i n g to Sis.
Don't for.;et to b r i n g y o u r A n a t o m y so I
can see w h a t we have.
A d r i v e fol
$180 t o c a r e for a
That's
about
enough
for
n o w , n i n e ,vear old M a l t e s e boy for o n e
b u t if J t o l d y o u V e n u s d e M i l o ,\-ear, \\"-h'ich p r o j e c t
would
make
rt-aw a
gal
who
got
the
breaks, foster
parents
of
Keyat.one
stuwould you consider it an a i m l e s s d e n t s , w i l l b e d i r e c t e t l b y . K e y s t o n lan staff ; m e m b e r s during
Fehrujoke?
ar.v-.
. :
Be seeing .\ou—

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JOKES
"I b e t s h e w o u l d n ' t m a r r . v m e , "
said the c h u m p .
B u t she called his
het a n d raised h i m three.
—The
Collegio

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]\»t H n r d t o rieaMc
.Vlr. S a t t e r l e e :
"Walter,
I
want
some oysters, but they m u s n ' t
be
.00 l a r g e or too s m a l l , too old or
too t o u g h , a h d t h e y n i u s n ' t be too
.salty.
I want
them
cold
and
1
vvant t h e m a t o n c e . "
W a i t e r : "i'es, sir.
With or without pearls?"
— T h e -Vlbrightian
Mousey: "Listen.
I'm right.
ought
to know-.
Don't I
go
school. Stupid'?"
J a c k : "Ves, a n d y o u g o h o m e t h e
s-ime wa}-."
—Windber Hi-Times

»

»

FIVE-CHAIR BARBER
SHOP

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PHVL

o—

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I''rom
the
Pennsylvania
State
(.College
Collegian
we
learn
that
S t a t e ( ' o l l e g e Is g o i n g
to
receive
a n a l l o t m e n t of s i x b u i l d i n g s f r o m
the Federal
W o r k s .\genc.v.
Tiie
units
for
Penn
State
will
come
from Fort Washington,
.Maryland.

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Wife: "Vou know, 1 suspect that ^
m y h u s b a n d h a s a love affair w i t h
his stenographer."
M a i d : " O h , I d o n ' t b e l i e v e It. Y o u
a r e o n l y s a y i n g t h a t to m a k e
me
jealoua.'
—The

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«

Crown

".Vre
they
very
strict
at
your
eollege?"
"Strict?
You r e m e m b e r
Jonesy?
Well, he died
in c l a s s a n d
they
propped him up until the
lecture
ended."
—The

.Many
a
woman
thinks
slie
liought
K gown
for H
ridiculous
pi-ice w h e n i n r e a l i t y s h e b o u g h t i t
lor an absurd
figure.
—A.
C. P .
"I g u e s s I've lost a n o t h e r pupil,
s a i d t h e p r o f e s s o r a s h i s g l a s s eye
rolled down the lab sink.
— T h e Colleg
Customer: "Have you any
volt, t w o w a t t b u l b s ? "
Deaf Clerk: " F o r w h a t ? "
Custoiiier: "Xo, two."

GLEANINGS V .

;

On the trail

(Fr,pm Page_ Five).

f i r s t iiicetin,q -of t h e n e w
the X a t u r a l i s t s had iiiany
n i s e tr»_ t l u - A s s e n i b j y " t'cj.i^l
i t e m s of b u s i n e s s
to s e t t l e .
Tlie
'•|''irt\\- ;rr«^
mittee:"
n e w o f f i c e r s . - e l e c t e d for tlie s e c o n d
IltM-e. i s j i o p i i i j ^
j(Kl. o f l y t f .
that' s e m e s t e r are as .follows:
can
kt-ep
it l i p .
We
still
President—Richard
Barnhart.
t h i n k t h e y i»v-''"''t' t h e b o a t ,
howevt'i,
on
the,
pioposi-d
minstrel.'
Vice-President—vDavId Barnhart.
.
sho,\v.
'
.'
Secretary—Helene
Porter.
W e hear rumors that
March
22f|
Treasurer—Doris
Montressor.
i s t o b e iV bier d a . y , " m ) t ' o n l y f o r a l l
-V f i r e a k f a s t
will
be
held
on
s t u d e n t s b u t foK. "fi'ne.. s i r l i n p a r - ,
ticnlar.
W e can,'t tell y o u
m u c h T h u r a d a y m o r n i n g , M a r c h 20. C l a i r
m o r e a b o u t ' . i t a«.. y e t . . T h i y c o l u m n 1 o u n g w a s a p p o i n t e d c h a i r m a n o f
.will
later the c o m m i t t e e to p r e p a r e a n d s e r v e
I r ry ' a j l d'fitaife a t
date
S the breakfast.
.
We
w o u l d 1 i k t o -'CjiiVCii
from;
Joe Hutnyan,
I'hil Sowers,
apd
the
left hand, -tW-.'lettt-t;
last:
Wagner
were
elected
to.
•rT^stle. b.\- " O n e o l ' C I J / C ,
" but) Randall
m
e
m
b
e
r
s
h
i
p
a
t
tlit^
i
n
e
e
t
i
n
g
h
eld
d o n ' t h a v e the space.
It-llUs s o m e
Monday,
Ftebruary
24.
These
X^yy
g - o o d _ i H ) i n t s ; ,jtli.e a i r t h o r s e e m s ^ o n
at
t o ' b e a . ' l i i a n , a.s h e
u n d e r s t a n d s n e w m e m b e r s will be initiated
March
business, jneiiting
on
•their p»>-ohology jwery well.
Two the
.
M
o
n
d
a
y
,
'
M
a
i
c
h
10.
had it/Wa^n*t sigrted.
1 o w e hiiii a
cup of coffea.
H e ma.v o b t a i n s a m e
hy p r e s e n t i n g t h r e e c o p i e s of t l i e \
letter,
his
birth
certificate,
and
Stii-dent . \ c t i v i t y
Card
(plus
five
cents) at the Corner.
T h e Bel Cantos p r e s e n t e d a half
o—
—
h o u r p r o g r a m of m u s i c on W B P Z
l l r . U l m e r : O i v e t h e life c y c l e of S u n d a y , F e b r u a r y t w e n t y - t h i r d ,
at
file t a p e w o r m ; y o u l e f t o f f
t h e r e three o'clock.
Lock Haven's
new
last t i m e .
s t a t i o n w e n t on t h e air
Thursday
T o m : U h : I f o r g o t h o w I g()t i n t o m o r n i n g a t t e n o ' c l o c k ,
February
it.
t w e n t i e t h , operating- on t h e a s s i g n .Vlr. U l m e r : W e l l , t e l l
h o w . \ o u ed f r e q u e n c y of 1230 k i l o c y c l e s .
-;ot o u t of it.
The
selections
sung
by
the
c h o r u s w e r e ; "O Divine I t e d e e m e r "
"She
neter
throws
lier
rank
b.v
Gounod,
"1
Heard
a
Forest
HroBBd."
—
Employer
of
Millie
P r a y i n g " by De Rose, " R a i n "
by
l i o u g l a s , 17, d a u g h t e r o f
Supreme
Turner,
"A
Violin
Is Singing
in
t ' o u r t J u s t i c e l i o u g l a s , w h o is s o d a
the Streets," Dark Eyes," and "SiJ e r k in A l e x a n d r i a , Va., d r u g s t o r e .
lent
Strings"
by
Bantock
and
-oO'Shea.
" P i c k H l u a t e ««-ho*M b e t w e e n
20
and
'Hi a n d
pvlitloaliy
conwervnOne w e e k from now, on
Jlarch
tlve."—Pjof.
H.
D. L a w s o n ,
B o s - the fifth, t h e Bel C a n t o s will give
t o n m a r r i a g e c o u n s e l o r , on h o w t o a n h o u r ' s p r o g r a m of m u s i c a t t h e
be h a p p y t h o u g h wed.
.1e r s e y S h o r e H i g h S c h o o l .

^-"'

.vt t h e
semester

;

MUSIC NOTES

Collegio

»

Horseplay
The penny-pinching resort
landl a d y h a d p l a c e d a s i g n in h e r d i n ing room which read;
" I n t h e s e hai-d t i m e s w e
should
put a bridle on o u r appetites."
To this a vacationing w a g
had
a d d e d ; " A b i t i n t h e m o u t h is b e t ter."

.V d a f f y n i t i o n
taken
from
The
U e a c h c o m h e r is — H o n o r S y s t e m —
a n e d u c a t i o n a l s y s t e r a in w h i c h t h e
t e a c h e r s h a v e tlie h o n o r a n d
the
students have the
system.
—Campus
Reflector
•
*
•
HrfiiHri
Vlnntrri
J o e Is h o m e
b
e
d
.
T o m p k i n s w a a passing- tbe plate
Flu?
in c h u r c h w h e n a w o m a n
hurried
Yes, a n d c r a s h e d
in. d r o p p e d a c o i n in t h e p l a t e a n d
— T h e Collegio
.noved on.
W h e n he reached
the
last p e w the \\'onian c a m e bustling
> a c k , s n a t c h e d t h e (-oin a n d s t a r t l.X'I'K.l-MI R.*l.
ed f o r t h e c h u r c h d o o r .
Tompitins
HI .\c»r
^irabbed her.
r O l H X A M E . V T .SI
AXDIXGS
"Look
h e r e , " h e sald^ " w h y
do
.vou c o m e i n l i e r e , d r o p a c o i n o n
W0
J o e ' s Po(.] R o o m
l h e p l a t e , t h e n t a k e it o u t
again
Rippers
t
and leave?"
liragons
2
Tile w o m a n sli'»ok h i m off i n d i g - C j - a n d p o p s
2
n a n t l y . " I ' m in t h e w r o n g c h u r c h , "
IJig W h e e l s
1
she said.
Three Lids
3
-Campus Reflector
'i'ripie A
3
I v o a r i n g 1(1
1
The modern girl adores spinning
0
wheels,
but
she wants
four
of
ilicJii a n d a s p a r e .
HO.Vl.VG S C H E D I L B

S a t u r d a y , . M a r c h 1, 1 9 1 7 - ^ L i n c o l n
U n i v e r s i t.\'—-Vwa y .
.Vlonday, M a r c h 1 0 -- C a t h o l i c U n i verslty—Home.
S a t u r d a y , J l a r c h 15 — L i n c o l n U n i versit.v—Home.
Friday, Jlarch
21—Pottsville
—-Away.

STUDENTS ! I
Weicome to the New

CAMPUS CORNER
Let's Socialize Over a Cup of Coffee with
MAX, DICK and BUCKIE

W^J'MV.r^MVJV^MVVJV'JV'i^^^.PMV^JVJ'.ir/Vt^M'J

four-

LOAFERS
SADDLES

THE BEST PLACE
TO EAT ! !

DRESS SHOES
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Sports Foot Wear

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GRAMLEY'S

TIMES

ll

By PHYL BRUMBAUGH

As lone: as .1 iuientiojied
Brown
1 m i g h t as well go on—-Vnna (the
I >. R . ' s p r o b l e m c h i l d — h a s d e c i d e d
to cliange her minor (she's only a
second sei\ieater Junior)
again—1!
S o f a r , s h e ha.'j r e g i s t e r e d , a t
one
time or the other, as a Phys. Ed.
major. Social Studies major,
Aeronautics
majoi-,
Ceography
minor,
a n d n o w she, h a s d e c k l e d to m a k e
English
her minor.
Her
favorite
crj- is, " I t s e e m s s e n s i b l e to lue."
Aa yet ahe h a s n ' t tried a cold m i n er.

COLLEGE

Davis
Restaurant
Main Street
Lock Haven, Pa.

for

FROMM'S
EXPERT DRY CLEANING
Reasonable Prices

The College Stadent

Bottorf Bros.
Shoe Store

FOR DORM PICK-UP AND DELIVERY
SEE
FETE DOLAN—ROOM 225