COLLEGE
TIMES

SPRING COMES TO
LOCK HAVEN (as usual)
Vol. 18

LOCK HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1942

No. 8

Spring Social Season
Series of Banquets;

Sororities^ Music,

Players

Tile three sororities of the college,
Pi Kappa .Sigma, Sigma Sigma Sigma, and Alpha Sigma Tau, joined
by the Pen-hellenic <'ouncil,
had
their dinner-dance Satuiviay, May
j 2. Each sorority liad its own dinSaturday. April 25, the X a t u r - ; ng,._ ^,,,|e ,hgy ^^.j together a t
alist Club had its homecoming for; the college g-ymnasiuni for t h e
Naturalist alumni. There were 30 dance.
,
. „
„i/
The Alpiia Sigma Tau dinner was
alumni m e m b e r s present as well i
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iield in the party room of the Aveas the u n d e r g r a d u a t e members o f . ^ ^ g ^.^^^ ,„ Lock Haven; the Sigthe club, t h e affair being held a t i , ^ ^ ^^^^^^ g ; ^ ^ ^ ^^^ ^^ ^^^ p ^ , .
the Naturalist Cabin, at the end 1,^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ , ^^^^ p ; j^j^p,^^^,^,^^ ^ g „ ^
of the N a t u r e Trail.
•^^ Salladaaburg. Each dinner was
Throughout the atternoon t h e r e ' s c h e d u l e d for six o'clock, and t h e
were games, the climax coming with I dance was at eight-thirty. E a c h
the presentation of the iparting gift [ „orority entertained alumnae and
to Mr. Ulmer, retiring faculty a d - | jjuests.
viser. The club presented him with j The Pi Kappa Sigma dinner had
a pair of acorn bookends, a s y m - j a g guests Dr. and Mrs. Flowers;
bol, it might be, of his love for ^ the patrones.ses were Mrs. W. R.
trees and books.
! Prtsdericks and her daughter, MarThe picnic lunch had as the p i e c e , g a r e t Elizabeth, and Mrs. W. Mai:
de resistance broiled fnuikfurters i Bossert. The adviser is Miss F a d (to distinguish it from an ordinary , dis. E n t e r t a i n m e n t was provided
"wienie roast"), a n d there was a jby this year's pledges, and Miss
cake, with 19 candles, symbolic of Toni Kilsdonk was master of cei-ethe 19 years there has been a N a - | monies, being the Incoming presituralist Club.
lUent. Among tlie alumnae who a t T h e Naturalist Club was formed! tende<l were: L a s t y e a r s president,
in 1923, a n d then consisted entirely j Miss Dene Hocker; Mrs. J. Lineof girls. ( T h a t w a s about the time'bauKli. the president of alumnae in
that our football teams would b o r - J T o c k Haven; Martha J a n e Itohe;
row a player from the other side In ' M a r y J a n e Mollie
McKeever;
Pauline Ruth
McBowes:
order to fill out the eleven). Since Closkey;
then, the club lias come a long way, Simonvs, and Genevieve Foy.
Sigma Sigma Sigma entertained,
in tiroex.in membership, in achievements, and in property.
Not so ajong with its own alumnae, the
long ago they built a cabin on the alumnae of Beta Sigma Chi, Tri
llder part o f i ^ ' s ' s forerunner. The guests a r e
land in back of the
the college campus, and college j unknown ciuantities as we go to
fteople in spring and fall, whether press, a s is most of the d a t a on
Naturalists or not, have enjoyed Alpha Sigma Tau.
The dance began a t eight-thirty
walking on the N a t u r e Trail, which
is j u s t one of the examples of t h e (or nine) and the receiving line
club members' road building skills. consisted of the three sejiior m e m There has been a N a t u r e Trail fur bers of the Pan-Hellinic Council,
as far back as many local college Violet Nester, J a n e Harrison and
people can remember.
Lois Reeder Hartzell. The orchestra
There w a s a break in the festi- was one imported for the occasion
vities later In the day, a forest fire from Clearfield. A good time was
, .v.-.**.
interfering with t h e picnic. A fire had, etc.
warden called on most of the men
to help tight the fire, and the boys
COLLEGE PLAYERS
didn't get back In time for desert.
The Cdllege Players' annual banJThey didn't get back until the fol
quet and dance wiil be held T h u r s lowing morning, in fact.
day, May 7, a t the Clinton County

Naturalist Club
Has Homecoming

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Derbies to Have
Hypnotist—Brr!

SURPRISE PACKAGE
La-st Wednesday a r a t h e r large
package arrived a t Mr. Hudson's
emporium as is cuatomai-y of package* axidressed to Mr. Hudson. He,
having the usual storekeeper's curiosity and not remembering h a v ing ordered anything from this
company, w a s naturally curious
as to the contents. The pacltage
w a s taken into his basement storeroom where he immediately p r o ceeded to ascertain the nature of
t h e contents. Upon removing t h e
first layer of cardboard he c a m e
in contact with the usual shredded
paper, denoting fragility. His spark
of curiosity being fanned to a
flame, F a n n y reached down through
t h e paper.
He came in contact
with something soft a n d fluffy.
Pulling the item out of the paper
he was horrified to find that he
w a s holding a very dead cat.
It
seems Mr. Fleming'.s order was on
scliedule.
As you can well imagine,
the
language whicli w a s used during
the ensuing ten or fifteen minutes
would not look ver.v nice in print
so we will dispense with the con\'ersati{->n. He immediately sent ove r to Mr. Fleming, saying, "Get
these
$@»&*'|:*|li;jO&»:-(():$!*iQ)
things out of here."

Tomorrow evening, Wednesday,
the sixth, the Delta Rho Beta will
have on campus their contribution
fo the weJfare of the college—Mr.
D. K. Ernst.' outstanding hypnotist.
T h e r e will be (the Derbies a s sure us) a large and happy crowd
in the mew auditorium tomorrow
night. It is promised that Mr. Ernst
will not sing. He will not play t h e
piano, harp, harpsicord, or a s k t h a t
the audience Join in on his lack of
song. He will not discu.ss world affairs. In fact, everyone has hopes
t h a t it might be assured t h a t Mr.
Ei-nst not only knows nothing of
world affairs—but he adimits it!
He hypnotizes jieople for a living.
The frat»rnity members say t h u s :
".Mr. E r n s t is a n outstanding entertainer ami h a s the reputation
of being one of t h e best hypnotists
on tiie platform today. He not only
hypnotizes large groups at one time
but has thorn all, due to hypnotic
suggesti<m, doing the same things
or different things at the same
time. His program is liighly entertaining, and no one is asked to do
or .say anything t h a t would embarrass him in any way." AVe presume
the second "him" refers to ' n o
E A R L SCHE.XCK T E R M S WAR
one."
W I T H J A P E N E X P E C T E D IN
The show will start at S o'clock, R E C E N T TALK—Head in April 29,
and, as we mentioned before, it will Grove City Collet'ian.
(Continued on Page 5)
O h , h a d n ' t y o u heard?

EngUsh Club to
Publish Crucible

The Crucible, annual
literary
magazine published by the English
Club, will be on sale before the end
of the school year. This is t h e second year of the Crucible's publication.
[Country Club. Their guests will be
The editors of this year's (Crucible
Ur. and Mrs. Flowers and Miss
Poole. Miss Sally Beck will be guest
are Alyce Barr, Dale Olmstead and
six-aker. The toastmaster will be
E s t h e r Alarie Shea.
Eileen Glen- j
! Richard Hartzell. C<mimittees a r e
non is the business manager, and |
jas follows: I'rogram, .Jack Probst.
the faculty advisers are E. B. Hills I
ichairman; Mary Jean Moyer. .Toet
and Dr. William R. North. The pa- j Tomorrow's chapel program wi Freedman, Pri.scilla Hess, Russell
per will consist of t h e best of the j ^e presented by the music groups I Judd, Josephine Gauntt, Lois H a r t work in ci-eatlve writing done t h i s ' ® " canKpus. There will be group jzell.
year by college students.
This vocal music and solos, voice and in- I Decoration committee—Fred J a m writing was gathered from classes \ stiumental.
i ison, chairman; Esther Shea, J a m e s
A highlight of the program is re- i Akeley, Jos. Errigo, Francis H a r t in composition, both Freshman and
advanced, and stories, etc., done sultant of a request by t h e W a r 1 zeM, Lois Raup, Ida JIacDowell,
for
Music
Week. John Akeley. .Janice Stratton, J.
by 'persons interested "tn writing Department
who have not taken comixjsition (Which is this week, by the way). Russel Oabel, Daniel C. Stanley.
Jliss Ullemeyer will teach the stu- I Lucy Ro.samilia.
courses this year.
Tiioae who remember last year's i dent Ixidy the official Army Air ; Tran.'-portation—Kathryn Drauckcrucible will remember t h a t it was ( \ i r p s son, "The .^rmy Air Corps." I er and Lenore Tidlow.
disti'ibuted free of cost, the financ- I The College Choir and the Bel I liecejition—-Lois Ilartzell,
ing t)eing done b.v the Student Co- (Cantos will sing, each in turn and I Ceremonies—Francis Molitor, E m operative (.Council. The Crucible was together. There will lie ji slight ilie Elliot, Cliarles Zong,
Henry
printed us a fialr-sized pamphlet, a m o u n t of sacred music, a-'though i „ ^^
the cost coming to ju.st a little less ! most of tile program will consist j' The ne.w officers of 19-42-43 have
than one hundred dollars. Straiten- of secular.
I been elected and iipptiinted for the
ed finances this year prevented the j Piano selections will be played j College Players and the T h e t a
Council from requisitioning rooney 1 by Emille Elliot. There will be a i Z e t a cast of the Aiijilia I'si Omega,
for the Crucible, so the English j .saxophone duet series hy Miriam j For the College Players they a r e
Club niemliers took it on themselves I Gardner
and
Joe
AlleK.'fandro.'as follows:
to raise the money, r a t h e r t h a n C h a r l e s Norlund and Mary J a n e ! I>riKident—Dale Oilmstead; vice(Contlnued on Page 5)
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Chapel Program
By Music Groups

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COLLEGE TIMES
I'ublished semi-monthly during the school year in t h e interest of
t h e Lock Haven State Teachers College. Member of N. A. S.
Editor
William R, Bittner
As.sociate Kditor
Dale Olmstead
Managing Kditor
John Akeley
Sports Edit jr
George Barnes
/•riters—Columnists: Charles Norlund. Richard Hartzell, Martha Zeigler,
J. Russel Gabel, Hank Ryan; Reporters: Joe Errigo, Priscilla Hess,
Virginia Kieth, Ix)is Raup, Fount Brown. Betty Thompson, Pliyllis
Wolf, Loi.s Biddle, Elizabeth Harrison, Leona Hosmer. Sally Lonkoske,
Margaret Mary Madden, Martha Miller, Clair Young; Re-write:
Alyce Barr, Alice J u n e Homier, Sonia Venger.
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager
Circulation Manager
Assistants
Advertising Manager
Assistants
Typists

J. Russel Gabel
Charles Zong
Margaret Shaffer, Lucy
Rosamilia
Marjorie Binder
J e a n Dunn. Doris Huffman
Clara Danis, Eaizabeth Wetziler, Louise Caldwell

A series of new advertisements have been appearing in I Dale Olmstead, Lois Reeder H a r t our local paper. They are called From Where I Sit . . . , and I zell, Richard Hartzell, J. Russel
are supposed to be written by one, Joe Marsh. Joe is pic- i Gabel, Charles Norlund, a n d Sonia
tured as a kindly gentleman with thinning hair, spectacles Venger (yes, she's a member of
on the end of his nose, and a twinkle in his eye. He is trying j the cast now) a r e also members of
to sell—of all things—beer.
I Alpha Psi Omega.
The chief ideas of the pieces are that "beer is a beverage of moderation" and that a little beer never hurt anySPRING SOCIAL
one. In "No. 38 of the series" Joe even manages to tie beer
(Continued from P a g e One)
drinking up with national defense (s or c).
president, Joel F r e e d m a n ; Student
This series reminds us of the bill board ad last summer Council representative, Mary Jean
that showed a sweet old lady, grey hair, wrinkles, and double Moyer; chairman of t h e Stage F o r chins, urging everyone to drink beer—but moderately. The um, J. Russel Gabel; chairman of
old lady looked as if the sign painter had caught her on her J l a k e - u p Forum, Kathryn Drauckway to church, but there she was—giving a testimonial for er; chairman of Costume F o r u m —
J a n e Bittner; chairman of Lighting
beer.
Forum, John Akeley; c h a i r m a n of
We don't mind a few people like these testifying as to Director's Forum, and t h u s of Playthe value of beer. We'd like to suggest to The Brewing Foun- Selecting committee, Dale Olmdation of America that for number 39 of the Joe Marsh ser- stead; Honor chairman, Lucy Read;
ies they get someone with bags under his eyes, a red nose, Press Representative. Phyllis Wodf.
The officers for t h e T h e t a Zeta
and a big paunch—just for variety.

cast of Alpha Psi Omega a r e : P r e s an agreement tha.t perhaps Norlund ident, J. Russel Gabel; vice presiwill find he h a s some competition. dent, Janice S t r a t t o n ; s e c r e t a r y Faculty Adviser
B. B. Hills
This w a s the last performance of treasurer, Lucy Read.
"The Romancers," which h a s a l ^ND—
Acceptance for mailing a t special rates of postage provided for In
MUSIC BANQUETS
ready topped by two the number
Section 1103. Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823.
of performances of the original
The Bel Cantos and College clioir
Entered aa Second Olass matter November 6, 1928, a t the Post Office
play, ''Sweet a n d Fitting."
There win hold their annual joint banBy J. RUSSEL GABEL
a t Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.
have been plays t h a t were perform- quet on Saturday, May eightii. a t
ed more often, b u t this one h a s s e t the Fallon Hotel. T h e meal will be
LOCK HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1942
a record for one-act plays a t Lock followed by dancing.
By J. RUSSEL GABEL Haven. The cast is in agreement The new officers of the Bel CJantT H E SHOW MUST GO ON! Such t h a t they had a swell time with t h e os wMl be installed a t t h e dinner.
words of wisdom were uttered by play but they a r e also glad t o r t h e
T h e Woman's Chorus will have
Aeschelus in t h e Golden Age of j
culmination of the "tour." Incident- their annual banquet a t Kyier's on
Drama. onHy he said it in Greek,
ally, all t h e members of the cast: May 15.
when one night a n actor failed to
show up for a (performance. This
As we begin writing for this, the second issue of this has been the battle-cry of the t h e a down through t h e ages. Always [
column, we find that what we are doing is being done blind ; tre
when difficulties arose and a perthere have been no comments made in our hearing, eithed formance was threatened the a c t o r s
pro or con—and, there have been no contributions made as shouted their motto, and the curtain opened on time.
^ ^
LOCK HAVEN'S AMUSEMENT CENTER
yet.
As befits a n y llttletheatre group,
Instead of permitting contributions, we might go so far the College Players too adopted this
as to request them. And that doesn't hold purely for students motto, a n d they carry it out even
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
May 10-11-12
it is necessary to overcome a l —teachers, administrative staff, maintenance staff—all may ifmost
insurmountable
difficulties.
ar
contribute. All are urged to contribute. If we are to have Such circumstances frequently o c cur
when
a
play
is
taken
on
tour,
a reflection of whatever significant goes on about the school
Marlene Dietrich
Fred MacMurray
it is often necessary t o a c t
and community—and nation—we must have help. Not even where
on improvised stages, with
very
Bockage can see everthing.
limited facilities.
—COMING ATTRACTIONS—
The other evening, T^ien our "road
company" took t h e one-act play,
"The Romancers" on tour for the
14th performance, we were conLeslie Howard
Laurence Olivier
A few months ago, in composition class we heard a story fronted with similar circumstances.
about a proofreader who went berserk and started correct- T h e director, who also plays t h e
SABU in
ing every improperly punctuated sign he saw. The idea for role of t h e villlanous ''straforel,"
the story came, we are told by the writer, from his seeing in t h e play, •was unable to accoma
a sign on a store down town with the word "sugar" spelled pany the cast to Montgomery, p a . ,
of his course rn the Civil
"shugar." Given a little more time the story might have because
Pilot Training. Like a good t r o u p LUM and ABNER in
gained significance as regards national defense.
er, our costume mistress, Sonia
About half the signs we see when walking around the Venger, stepped into his place. Slie
community this college is on the edge of, spell, on posters, spent three hours getting a permsigns, advertisements, etc., the word "defence." The other anent wave and learning the lines
for her role. In the afternoon she
half spell it "defense."
took a fencing lesson for one hour
Webster prefers " s " ; the Oxford dictionary prefers "c." a n d by t h e time t h e cast was ready
We can, with but little strain of the imagination, look for- to leave for Montgomery, she w a s
ward to a growing rivalry between government agencies, the ready to step into the role.
development of feeling, and finally cessation of the inter- The L O. O. F . hall a t Montgom—LOCK HAVEN'S LEADING THEATRES—
national hostilities for the United States to have a civil war ery was so well disgiused t h a t we
on the proper spelling of the word. Imagine a great army could hardly find it. W e carried our
May 6-7-8-9
May 7-8
lined up; not Northern and Southern, or Eastern and West- equipment into t h e dressing rooms
Return Engagement
BUD ABBOTT
and
after
Phyllis
Wolf
introduced
em, but Oxford and Webster, one side bravely hissing
LOU COSTELLO
"ONE FOOT In HEAVEN"
Bonia gave a talk on how s h e
"Esssssss!", the other returning valiantly with, "sssssssee!" us,
KATHRYN GRAYSON
made t h e costumes. Dashing into
May 9
2 Features
—In—
Schoolteachers having Websters in the Oxford area will be the dressing room, she chased OlmW I L L I A M BOYD
persecuted; bonfires of books will be burned; sibilants will stead, Hartzell, a n d Oabefl o u t a n d
"RIO RITA"
—in—
be as formidable a morale builder in the conquered areas as got into Norlund's costume, while
"WIDE
OPEN
TOWN"
Coming
" V s . " Eventually one side will win and rebuild the diction- Lois Reeder gave a talk on m a k e and——
ary, looking forward to peace and consistency until the oth- up. While Dick Hartzell was giving
Attractions
RALPH BYRD
er re-arms and begins spreading propaganda spellings. Even a talk on how roles a r e Interpreted,
BOB HOPE
male m a k e - u p w a s applied to Toni,
MAEDLINE CARROLL
tually, we suppose, the original war will be forgotten entire- and a moustache and goatee p u t on
'BROADWAY BIG SHOT
—In^
ly and with it the need for the word. Oh, it wasn't a bad with spirit gum. She really made a
May 10-11
2 Features
'MY FAVORITE BLONDE*
nightmare at all.
handsome figure of a man with the
"SONS
OF
THE
SEA"
m a k e - u p atid costume . T h e play
VERNOICA LAKE
—and—
went on. There w a s no c u r t a i n a n d
—In—
t h e characters h a d to walk across
"SULLIVAN'S
TRAVELS"
the playing space to take
their
We remember reading in the paper a year or two ago places, in full view of the audience,
May 12-13
ANNE SHERIDAN
several articles on the brightness of Times Square. The ar- before we commenced. Sonia w a s
CHARLES BOYER
—In—
ticles went on to say that the bright spots of Europe, Paris, quite worried for fear she would
—In—
"KING'S ROW"
Berlin, Vienna, Monte Carlo, Nice, London, and all the rest, muff her lines, b u t when it c a m e
"Appointment
for Love"
had been blacked out for the duration, but still Times Square for her caitrance s h e w a s ready.
HENRY FONDA
With
t
h
e
rest
of
the
cast
on
pins
May
14-15
shone bravely in the night.
—In—
and needles, a n d no prompter, s h e
"THE FLYING DUCES"
Now that too has gone. Times Square must either dim carried h e r p a r t perfectly. After "THE MALE ANIMAL"
out satisfactorily or be blacked out.
the performance she admitted t h a t
COMING
RITA HAYWORTH
We don't mind the signs going; we can get along with- she nearly screamed aloud d u r i n g
"No Hands on the Clock"
—In—
"KID GLOVE KILLER"
out being reminded of Wrigley's chewing gum. It's what it tlie fencing scene when "Percinet"
made a slash a t her head with his
"MY
GAL
SAL"
"'A Girl, A Guy and a Gob"
stands for. It seems to symbolize putting all gaiety and sabre. NOTV t h e cast h a s come to

SPOTLIGHTS

GKEASEPAINT

This Way Out

GARDEN THEATRE
*The Lady Is Willing

"THE INVADERS"
JUNGLE BOOK"

"BASHFUL BACHELOR"

R O X Y I MARTIN

"A YANK ON THE
BURMA ROAD"

light away—for the duration.

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gustana College, which is situated
in her home town.
Miss Ullemeyer is a g r a d u a t e ot
the University of Wisconsin, and
she has her Bachelor of Science
degree in music, and Jlaster of Science degree in education, both of
these from X<irthwestern University.
Early in her career she supervi.sed music over three small schools
in Illinois. Later she t a u g h t the
children in Waterloo, Illinois, aliout
bass clefs a n d sharps. During the
summer she instructed music at
Cedar Falls State Teachers College,
in Nortii Dakota, and a t Grenell
College, in Iowa.

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First Fragments

FACULTY PERSONALITY

By CHARLES A. NORLUND
Gu€st Columnist: WILLIAM R. BITTNER

Miss Ullemeyer loves to play golf,
but she claims that lack of an a u tomobile keeps her from practicing.
We would wager tliat her music
here at the college, both curricular
and extra-curricular, h a s something to do with it, too. She Is a
lady after your own heart, too, in
that her appetite craves steak,
French fries and .ipple pie. One
i great big apple pie for Jliss Ullemeyer!

MISS ULLEMEYER
The good townspeople of Rock
Island, Illinois, never dreamed t h a t
.some day the little girl who played
hopscotch in front of the Ullemeyer
residence would be the much r e This trip we have two oncominfr I column to criticize only work done sijected supervisor of music a t the
poets; Ixith from t h e Composition I in the college. Thus the n a m e : Lock Haven State Teachers College,
class of Mr. Hills. The forms vary ; "First
Fragments." First
frag- in future years. She is. however.
so tliat it would perhaps b e best fragments, in other word.s, from
' Mussolini is said to fear the comIn grade school days. Miss UJleto t a k e as a Viejrinner a sort of the rock of creation or something. raeyer
1 ing of inflation to his country. We
learned something about
warminB-up e.xercise In criticism But the advantage ot more avail- | fractions and Columbus, and In
didn't know there was anything left
and poetry, t h e cinquains. T h e cln- able space (because of t h e large practically no time graduated from
in Italy to inflate.—Republic Bulqualn was originated by Adelaide Army a.nd Navy advertisements) nigh school. Later she attended Au\letin.
Crap.sey, a poet of this century, and permits us to go on to other fields,
it is good for all small items of j u s t this once—maybe.
thoug'ht and imagery. It is t h e form j Book reviews pre common in
that, we believe, every poet should pr.actlcaJly every publication—even
start with, even though the writer "Liberty." But, except for some
ot the following examples is more i drivel t h a t Walter AVinchell uses to
than a beginner.
I fill space every so often, there a r e
no magazine reviews in any moreThese be
I than-monthly
publication. "T h e
Three pleasant t h i n g s :
: American Mercury" used to have
A vagrant fire—the clouds—
The non.sense of a childish brook magazine reviews, but the writer ot
' t h i s column—nor any of his associIn spring.
The form, as you .see, is simple. ates—has not seen the magazine for
Five lines, with the first and latot 'quite some time—by choice!
All magazines mentioned here a r e
of one iambic foot, t h e second with
two feet, the third w i t h three, the [either in the library or available
fourth with four, make up t h e me- in t h e reaxling room of the Ad- j
trical pattern. There is never rhyme %'anced Composition class. Either
that, or they a r e so common t h a t
in a clnqualn.
"Pleasant" is a somewhat pro- one out ot every few dormitory
saic word to fit in with the imagery rooms h a s it.
The "Atlantic Monthly" for this
of "Vagrant tire" a n d "Nonsen.«e
of a childish brook, but offhand we I month (Library) is one of the best;
cannot think of a better one . . . . ] Atlantics we have seen for s o m e
After thinking a while we cannot 'time. There a r e two short stories,
both of a pretty good quality, and
think of a better one.
The general effect of the poem is jboth rnqnilarly written. I am sure
pleasant (see!) with its clear but anyone would like either. In a d d i - ,
unusual descriptionis; vagrant, and tion, there Is an article on science ;
Ihy Stephen Leacock, the scholarnonsense of a brook.
and humorist. He uses both his
I'riendly
scliolarline.ss and his humor in t h i s
Old houses sit
comment on modern developments
In silent groups smoking
in science. This is especially recom- i
Their chimneys and dreaming
i me.nded to people who have t a k e n
Of sviring.
This is the second of a group of Physical Science or are t a k i n g It.!
cinquains (the fir.st is above), and Whether you liked the course or
carries the picture on, with, per- not you will like the article.
j There are also articles by Mahaps, even better images.
, The only t h i n g bad we c a n think d a m e Chaing Kai Chek, Norman
of to say about this p<ieni is the ; Hall (of Mutiny on the Bounty).
Koussevitsky, and others,
fact t h a t it Is pathetic fallacy; ' Sergei
houses don't dream. But w e can i T h i s magazine is to be recommendignore the fallacy for the beauty ed for complete reading, to all s t u of imag€s, the assonance of four dents.
" H a r p e r ' s " for this month is also
short " 1 " sounds, and even more
poetic,
the alliteration
of "s" especially good—much better t h a n '
sounds. To really enjoy this you the last issue. The only thing w e :
for Aviation will be selected for
I recommend
outstandingly — a l must read it aloud.
training t o be Deck or EngineerThe final poem In the group (we though we do urge that you read
ing Officers. In that case, y o u will
skipped two because of space limita- the whole magazine—but the only i
o u WANT t o f i g h t f o r y o u r m a y volunteer to become a N a v a l continue your college program
tions) is a little less than t h e oth- thing we say you p<isitively will i
country! Are you willing t o Aviation Officer. In this case, you until you receive your bachelor's
er two in poetic and thought qual- and can't help liking, is the story | work for it? T o toughen yourself will be permitted t o finish the sec- degree, provided you maintain t h e
p h y s i c a l l y ? T o t r a i n y o u r s e l f ond calendar year of college work
ities, even though it has the best "The Great Fog," well along t o established university standards.
j ward the last part of the book. m e n t a l l y for a real j o b in t h e before y o u start your training t o
action found in the five.
Those whose grades are not high
become
a
Flying
Officer.
I There is also a story by the famed United States N a v y ? I f you are,
enough t o qualify them for D e c k
Shake off
t h e N a v y wants y o u t o enlist now.
However,
at
any
time
during
or
Engineering Officer training
jand new Eudora W^elty, but it is
Your drowsy sleep.
Y o u don't have t o quit college. this t w o - y e a r period, y o u may
i not nearly up to her standard. In Y o u can stay in college, continue h a v e t h e option t o take immedi- will be permitted to finish their
Come, leap Into a dance.
second calendar year of college.
your studies t o prepare for active ately t h e prescribed examination After this, they will be ordered
Music swells and partners beck- feet we might even wager t h a t it
duty
in
the
air
o
r
on
t
h
e
sea.
'
was
turned
down
by
her
usual
m
a
g
for
Aviation
Officer.,
.and,
i
f
sucon.
to duty as Apprentice Seamen,
And your college will help y o u cessful, be assigned for Aviation but because of their college trainjazine, the "Atlantic."
Come! Dance!
d
o
it!
I
n
cooperation
with
t
h
e
training.
Students
w
h
o
fail
in
j "Rotariaji" h a s ah article of ining, they will h a v e a better chance
N a v y , it offers all freshmen and their college courses or w h o with- for rapid advancement. A t a n y
The next poem is a free verse tt.'rest to all who wish to improve
sophomores w h o are seventeen draw from college will also have time, if a student should fail in
and not y e t t w e n t y , special train- the privilege of taking the Aviation his college courses, h e m a y b e
image poem, clever In Idea, excel- themselves. There is a description
ing that m a y w i n for y o u the cov- examination. Applicants who fail o r d e r e d t o a c t i v e d u t y a s a n
lent In choice of words, but with of one of the South American "good
[neighbors,'' first In English; t h e n
e t e d Wings of Gold of a N a v a l t o qualify in this test will be or- Apprentice Seanian.
just a trifle of beauty r a s h |
in Spanish. For anyone who wishes Aviation Officer or a commission dered to active duty as Apprentice
The horse chestnut tree
P a y starts with active duty.
as a Deck or Engineering Officer. Seamen.
ia painless methtxl of learning a
Stands in awkward beauty.
It's a real challenge! I t ' s a real
How t o Become an Officer
new
language,
this
is
highly
recomDeck
or
Engineering
Officers
opportunity! Make every minute
Its grey black lirabs curving
T
o
get
this
special
N
a
v
y
training,
Those
w
h
o
qualify
in
the
classifi. mended.
by doing something about
skyward,
y o u enlist now a s an Apprentice cation test and do not volunteer count
this new N a v y plan today.
J^ giant candelabrum.
jj "The New Yorker" keeps up i t s Seaman. T h e n y o u m a y continue
The big buds,
!' hlgli standard In all current issues. i n college, but y o u will include
White except for the touch of, Especially recommended a r e a r t i - special courses stressing physical
1 cles in la'st week's on the fire development, mathematics a n d
pink
Icliief of New Y'ork City and a story physics. After y o u successfully
At the tip, a r e candle flames
j
134 calendar years in
called the "Non-conformist."
T h e complete
1. Take this announcement to the Dean of your college.
college, you will be given a classiLit in praise of spring.
week before's h a s an article on N e l - fication test.
A suggestion made by a faculty j
2.
Or go to the nearest Navy Recruiting Station.
son Rockefeller, co-ordinator of
member caused this abbreviation: ,
Aviation Officers
Latin-American relations, as does
Hor.s« chestnut trees
i
3 . Or mail coupon below for FREE BOOK giving fuU details.
the one of the week before that. If you qualify b y this test, y o u
Are dark ca/ndelabra;
{
The stories in t h e New Y'orker are
The plnk-tipiM-d buds
j
always good.
Are candle flames
j
Lit in praise of spring,
i "The Saturday Evening Post" h a s
U . S. N a v y Recruiting Bureau, D i v . V-1
As w a s also commented, t h e esc- ^not bee.n, we fear, the magazine
30th Street and 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn, N . Y .
ond is less poetic, but more firmly t h a t It w a s under Its old editor.
Please send me your free book o n the N a v y Officer training plan for coUege
constructed. Were the spirit of the Ben Hibli's might have been a
freshmen and sophomores. I am a student D . a parant of a student D who
first combined with the construe- ! very g<iod editor for The Country
is
years old attending
College at
tion of the second, the poem would Gentleman, but he doesn't seem to
be a t a peak. We al«<i miss the liave found himself in the Post a s
word "awkward" in the second ver- j yet. Perhaps it is because he h a s
Name..
Blon.
i not changed the staff noticeably
and still bars Individuality.
The
Address.
Post is becoming more and moie
slick-magazine a s the weelcs gi>
City & State
It is usually the problem of this by (and the prices rise).

fn Which We Criticize Two Poets and Start a New Idea

You can serve your country best by
acting on this new Navy Plan now!

Y

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NOW-FOR COLLEGE MEN.A NEW
OFFICERy TRAINING PLAN
^ New Deferred

Service

In the skies over America the m i s t i e s t air
fleet in the history of the world is mobilizing
for victory!
So fast Is it growing that there is a place
here — an urgent need here — for every col.
lege man in America who can qualify for
Officer's Training.
The U . S. Army Air Forces need Flying
Officers and Ground Crew Officers. And many
of them must come from the ranks of today's
college students — men who make their plans
now for the necessary Aviation Cadet training.
' Thanks to a new4y created Air Force Reserve plan, men of all classes — aged 18 to 26,
inclusive — can enlist for immediate service
or continue the scholastic work required for
graduation before being called to active duty.
Y o u must meet the
ical fitness, of course.
new simplified test to
to grasp the training.
pass it easily.

requirements for physIn addition, you take a
determine your ability
A coUege man should

$75 A MOHTH DURING TRAINING
Those accepted who wish Immediate duty will
go into training as rapidly as facilities permit.
As an Aviation Cadet, you are paid ^73 a
month, with subsistence, quarters, medical
care, uniforms, equipment, traveling expenses.
I n 8 months you can win an officer's commission as a bombardier, navigator or pilot —
and be well started on your way to serve
America and advance yourself in aviation.

MANY BRANCHES OF SERVICE
There are also commissions awarded in
groiuid crew service. College men particularly

Plan Allows You to Continue

THREE ENLISTMENT PLANS
FOR COLLEGE MEN
JaHlori—Sopliomorei—FrMhaMa
May Centina* Tlieir Edaeatlen
1. A new plan allows Juniors, Sophomores
and Freshmen, aged 18 to 26, inclusive,
to enlist in the Air Force Enlisted Reserve and continue their schooling, provided they mainuin satisfactory scholastic
standing*.
All Cellefe M M M«y Eallsf
fer Immediate Service
2. AH coUege students may enlist at privates in the Army Air Forces (unassigned)
and serve there until their turns come for
Aviation Cadet training.
3. All coUege students may enlist in the
Air Force Enlisted Reserve and wait until
they are ordered to report for Aviation
Cadet training.
Upon graduation or withdrawal from
coUege, men will be assigned to active duty
at a training center as facilidcs becoma
available.
If the necessity of war demands, the d*.
ferred sutus in the Army Reserve may be
terminated at any time by the Secretary
of War.
Tks aaw Mrmr Alf Perce Esirstsd Ittnm
Ham
la part at am svar-oll Army Enltifed Xes*rv«
Corps program akorfly fo bo annoBocorf. TMs
prearom win provide opperfanlftoi for collogo
Mon f e onllff In ofkor branefeos ef the Army oa
o doferrad bash a i d fo conftiioo fkoir odoeoflmi
fkroagft graduafloR If a soflsfoefory standard of
w o r t Is malnfalnod. In c a w of nooMsIfy f k e
Socrefary ef W a r ikall dofermlas wko's fkoy may
bo called fe active diify.
If If andorsfeod fkaf men se onllsfod will hove
fko epperfsnlfy of cempofhis for vacasetoi le
officer's casdidafe sckeols.
Tkis plas kos bsen approved h fko beltof f k a f
coRflnuaseo ef oduetrtlon wUI develop capacities
for loadonfclp. <'Rotorvo oollifmoof will mat
alttr rogoloflus rofardlsg esfabllsked R.O.T.C.
plaas.>

Your Education

^

will be interested in the requirements for
Armaments, Commtmipitions, Engineering,
Meteorology, Photography. If you have engineering experience your chances of getting a
commission are excellent.
This past year about 8 0 % of all Aviation
C a d e t s were c o m m i s s i o n e d as S e c o n d
Lieutenants — about 6 7 % as flying officers.
Those \/ho do not qualify remain In the Air
Forces on an enlisted status and have further
opportunities.
As a Second Lieutenant on active duty with
the Army Air Forces, your pay ranges from
^183 to i(245 a month.

ACT AT ONCE
If you want to fight for America, this Is where
your blows will count.
If you want the best training In dw world,
and years of solid achievement in aviation—
the great career field of the future — this is
yAtte you belong. Your place is here — ia
the Army Ait Forces.
If you plan to enlist immediately, start getting your necessary papers ready for the Aviation Cadet Examining Board when It meets in
your locality. For complete information, see
your Facility Air Force Advuor. Y o u can
take your mental and physical examinationa
the same day you apply. Get further Informationnoiy.
*
*
*
NOTE: / / you wish to enlist and are under 21, you
will need your parents^ or guardian's consent. Birth
certificates and three letters of recom>^Syi!a>
mendation wilt be required of all ap•w ^ £ S - T ?
plicants. Obtain the forms and send
them home today —you can then
complete your enlistment before any
Aviation Cadet Examining Board.

YOUR FACULTY AIR FORCE ADVISOR FOR FULL INFORMATION
(Or Apply to Your Local Rocrulting and Induction Station)
U. S. A r m y Recruiting and Induction Stations A r e in the Following C i t i e s :
HARRISBURG
JOHNSTOWN
PITTSBURGH

PHILADELPHIA
ERIE

ALLENTOWN

WILKES-BARRE

Aviation Cadet E x a m i n i n g Boards A r e Located in t h e Following C i t i e s :
HARRISBURG

PHILADELPHIA

PITTSBURGH

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College Sports
General
Announcements

Lock Haven Proves Colgate 11
Lock Haven 14,
| Promising Against Teachers College 0 Bloomsburg 2
plan ; Bucknell Uo
In t h e oipening: gam« for both

East Stroud 4,
Lock Haven 1

By B E O R G E B A R N E S
Application tor V-1 Navy
On Monday, April 27, Lock H a In complete contrast to the ojjen- ven was set back by East Stroudsteams, the Eagles were outclassed
Tniist be m a d e before school closes |
by a more experienced Colgrate nine er with Colgate, Lock Haven slam- burg in a well-played game 4-1 on
this year.
I
By F O U N T B R O W N
I With only three meager weeks of 11-0 on the home field Friday, banged a fiery Bloomsburg Team
14-2 at home April 25. This was the Eastern Pennsyivanians home
spring training I.,ock Haven ventur- ; April 17.
W i t h o u t t h e aid of our advertis
the
first Teachers College encount- diamond.
The game, which lasted for well
ors there could not be a Collere ^^ *" Lewisburg to combat a five
er for t h e Eagles.
Both pitchers were In top form,
over
two
hours,
was
poorly
played.
T i m e s . Each inch of advertising, i n i ^ ^ e k trained Bucknell University
The Maroon nine, coached by W. Stroud's hurler allowing only four
addition, gives thirty more c e n t s . «'>"«^- 1""^ ^^^^ Bucknell could do especially on Lock H a v e n ' s part. Howard Yost, coHected a total of
blows and Heverly giving u p eight
t o athletics, publications, dramatics. ' ^ " ' ' '""'• ^^^'"^ a g a i n s t Lock H a - | Our players showed a lack of prac16 hits Including a home run by scattered hits.
'
ven's
powerful
twenty-one
men
j
tice
against
a
fast
ball
pitcher
who
music, debating, etc. If you p a t Mitro.
Stroudsburg tallied two rung in
ronize a non-advertiser, you a r e was a scant, two-to-one touch- • held t h e m to seven scattered safeRookie Milt P o t t e r was in top t h e fourth frame and two more
not only discouraging t h a t person down margin. Quoting Coac!h Max ! ties. In the field, Lock Haven com- form on the mound, scattering
in the eighth while t h e Eagle's lone
from advertising in the College Bosert, "from the calibre of the mitted a total of seven errors.
seven hits over his six innings. tally came in the ninth with a
The
Red
Raiders
got
to
four
MaT i m e s , but you are also discourag- i^'^'"'' " " ^ ^ ^^ere I felt Lock H a His fine hurling was very ably a s - home run b^- Georgie Mitro, his
roon hurlers for 14 hits, seven of
ing our present advertisers fromj^*^^ * ^ ^ , ^ ? ! " ^ ' ' 5 T / 5 . 5 ' ' ' * ^ "
sisted by good support from the second of t h e season.
A
regulation
15-minute
quarter
them for extra bases.
advertising. This does not only a p
field, committing but one error.
The Maroon nine made a de3i)erply to merchants who advertise ev I was played a t the opening of the J u m b o Heverly of Howard s t a r t The
Eagle batsmen
improved a t e a t t e m p t to win after this b u t
i
practice
game.
L
a
t
e
r
each
side
ery issue, but even one advertise ,
ed for T. C and gave up thnee hits their averages off t h e two BloomsJoe Wagner's long drive with a
.
_ , ,. . „
„„„ .
played eight downs; then the conm e n t a year should have some force 2I / _ _ _..,^i_j. .._ \,
^
_i and a like number of runs before burg pitchers, George Mitro again man on center was pulled down In
test
was
shifted
to
four
downs,
al
in your choice of where you a r e
being replaced by Potter. Heverly led the way. T h e third baseman
a circus catch by the Red fielder.
t o buy. Patronize our advertisers, ternately.
was charged with t h e defeat, his who bats in cleanup spot, slammed i
Both teams played great with
Lock
Haven's
lone
tally
came
please, for they a r e the ones who
1 first in collegiate baseball.
Last out a long home run and
two the fielding exceptlonaJl. Joe W a g when
Clyde
Tucker,
the
Maroon
I year he won five and lost none.
patronize o u r school.
singles.
ner was in top form, on the K e y triple threat ace, hurled a sensaMilt Potter, Williamsport freshDanis and W a g n e r each cJubbed | stone sack.
tional running pass to Mike F l a n a - ' man, showed up well, although he
In case you haven't noticed by gan -who raced the remaining 30
a double and a sing.e. Lyons, Moore,
Walt Ganz led Lock Haven'.s
[ gave up four r u n s in four innings.
this time, all college and university yards for the score. Bucknell's
Gans and S h a n e r added two more swatmen with t w o singles, but it
' Glen Miller pitched two innings and
students a r e eligible for rationing first six-pointed c a m e aifter two
safeties apiece. In the field Earl was Mitro's homer t h a t gave us
j Daley t h e final.
books and their half-pound of sug- line bucks from t h e 2-yard stripe.
Lyons handled six chances without t h e lone run to save us from a
Georgie Mitro, freshman
third a miss. Bus Shaner played well a t shutout.
a r per week whether they live "on The other resulted from a 29-yard
sacker, lead the Eagle b a t t e r s and first.
campus" or a t home. It may be a line drive.
I Lock Haven journeyed to Shipgood' idea to get a hook because
Outstanding
Eagle
performers collected a double an da single. Joe
Potter in pitching fanned six and ] pensburg S a t u r d a y In their third
there is likely to be further ration- were Tucker and Galitskl in the Danis, But Shaner, Earl Lyons, Joe issued one free imss. Stan Daley \ Teachers College encounter.
ing ot other jiroducts.
backfield; Larkin a n d Alanagan in Wagner and Glen Mill er each hod | and Heverly who also pitched, were
the line. Bx,ceHent work was also one safety. The Eagles lacked the j impressive. Daley gave up one hit,
The first p e r m a n e t teeth to come
dlsplaj'ed
by Frosh BUI Eyer, right necessary punch to h i t with men j fanned two in two innings. Heverly
Alien students in American colin are the back teeth—the so-caJlled
on
the
bases.
I
saruck
out
all
three
men
to
face
tacWle
Paul
Renne,
fullback
Jack
leges "absolutely do not" have to
six-year molars—which come in a t
register for selective service.
All Stlner, 250-lb center Jenkins, and , In addition to a goodly turnout | him In the final inning.
about the age of 6 years.—PhiladelI of college students and townspeople, j
they must do is prove to local draft Fred Hill a t left end. phia Record.
Eva, though young, appreciates
there were many high school stuboards
that
their
non-resident
You looked t h a t up somewhere?
opportunities
of
this
n
a
t
u
r
e
more
dents
here
for
H
i
g
h
School
Weeks t a t u s is bona fide.
t
h
a
n
do
some
of
her
elders.
Naend.
Selective service officials have
turally, permission Is granted . . . OFFICERS NAMED OVER
been comipelled to reiterate the exWOMEN'S RULING BODIES
But woe!—Little Eva, in Millersville
emption of "non-resident aliens" beUse of para-amino-benzoic acid
ENGLISH CLUB
—Head in Grove City Colllegian.
Snapper.
c a u s e of r u m o r s floating about t h a t In an experiment in a prison is r e (Continued from i»age One)
j WHOA!
Dead? Stiffs?
alien students are subject to mili- ported to have restored gray hair
I
have a good thing go out of exist- i
t a r y service.
to Its original color and to have ence.
!
The majority of these students had other rejuvenating effects. UnA dance provided some funds, and j
a r e citizens of sister American r e - less restraint is used, it might turn
publics, here on scholarships g r a n t - a penal institution Into a day nur- the most of the rest a r e made u p ;
by the cost per pamphlet to the stu- !
ed by their home governments or sery.—New York Sun.
dents: ten cents. This ten, cents ]
Uncle Sam.
Truckload
of 2400 doughnuts does not nearly cover the cost of \
stolen. Doubtless by a near-alghted each magazine, b u t i-ather covers |
GUNS, FISHING TACKLE and SPORTING GOODS
This issue is an experimental one i ^^^^^ .^^^ thought t h e y were tires. the slight amount between funds'
a s regards format. A s you cannot —Philadelphia Inquirer.
earned by the members and t h e ,
BICYCLES AND KNIVES
have helped noticing (vmiess you
The court martlaltng of Admiral cost of tne paper.
just looked at Campus Chatter, we Klmmel and General Short for the
The Crucible will be mimeo- i
h a v e a new format for the front Pearl Harbor disaster is likely to
Repair Work of AH Kinds Promptly Done
graphed, thus saving much of the
ipage. It is the best t h a t we and be postponed until after the war.
cost w i t h but little loss In qualour printers could design, but we May it not be t h a t the investigaity, and every bit of work from |
55 Bellefonte Ave.
Lock Haven, Pa.
•want your opinion ou it.
tion for t h e Normandie disaster writer to finished product will be
Do you like this form, or do you win also be left until the same
done by the English Club (people.
prefer the old one? The answer to period, when folks will probably not
To risk editorializing,
we
will
t h a t question can come only from ^ ^^ busy?—Somerset, Pa., Amer- say: B u y your Crucible while they
you. Below there is a ballot t o
last; ten cents, a dime, one-tenth
lean.
ajnswer t h a t question with, or, If
Won't be long before the ban ot a dollar!
you do not wish to tear u p t h e
on rubber heels will make It easier
paper, you may give your opinion
to tell when the boss is aproachverbally to any Times staff memDERBIES TO HAVE
ing.—Lexington Herald.
ber. Let is give credit here where
(Continued from Page One)
The United States has signed an
credit is due. The n e w format w a s
Mr
agreement with Brazil for develop- be in t h e new auditorium.
a r r a n g e d by t h e editor, but the t y ment of t h a t country's tremendous E r n s t will be on the stage, the
pography w a s done by Joe
(sorresources, even though Brazil's dia- audience in their seats in front of
ry I can't remember)
, who w a s
monds might compete with Pike the stage.
Famous For food and service
advised by Sam
(ditto)
.
County's.—Arkansas Gazette.
Tickets are on sale by fraternity
m e m b e r s ; the cost being fifteen
I prefer t h e new format with
cents
for students,
twenty-five
CHAPEL PROGRAM
cents for non-students (adults).
"College Times" to the left, and
(Continued from Page One)
with a new type face
Earon will each have solos.
I prefer t h e old format, "ColThroughout the nation this week,
schools and music
organizations
lege Times" in the middle
wila be observing iNational Music
MEN'S WEAR
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Clyde E. BeardJee, chief of the
dairy section, recommended plants
restrict their output to two grades
or classes for butterfat content, and
t h a t each grade be limited to 10
flavors. Manufacturers have numerous grades now.—Philadelphia Record.
t—t—tell!

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—Head in Grove City Collegian.
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CHATTER
By Hank Ryan

We didn't do it! We don't know or care who did, but we
didn't write Campus Chatter for the last issue. If the column
is worth anything there is never a peep, but just let it go
stinko once! Whenever that happens please don't run up
and say "It stinks"—run up and say "I can do it better and
I will in time to meet the next deadline." Thank you call again.

Now let's get on with the story.,
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W h a t story? Well if you reaJly
feet and use i t ? "
want . to hear a good one, ask
MADE CAREFULLY
"Cotton" Hooyer: "Ho-hum, just
"Rowdy" Rathgeber about the time one more formal."
1"^
—and—
he and G. (Globe Trotter) Miller
" S h o t " Binder— Nothing worth
took t h a t trip to France. You'll ruin quoting except some bothersome
WITH TASTE
yourself laughing at t h a t part about ; whistling.
playing
hide-and-go-seek around j Ned
Fairchild:
"We
showed
the 'pillars of Notre Dame. (Rhyme j them.'
that last word with H a h n ) You're ; Bill Ingram: "How was i t ? "
welcome, Shaner!
j "Hairless Joe"
Slenker: "She
Then there w a s t h e one about j can't danoe very well but boy caji
the two Irishmen in Jerusalem— i she intermission."
but «ee me later about that.
(Bsquire, July, '39).
Pooooor old George Gamble says
"Seorchy" Norlund:
"Did they
WATCH FOR
that t h e next time he takes a girl i
miss m e ? "
to a receiving line affair, .she'll have !
OUR OPENING!
"Gandi'' Brown: "Good Morn
I to be a Smitlh. Miss Flaugh's n a m e i ,
,„
' turned into Baugh, Law, Slaw, i
Comer of Main and
As usual Mr. Pai-sons went fishPaw, Daw, and Rah in half a min
] ing to s t a r t the new season and
ute
at
t
h
e
Prom.
Vesper Streets
Delta Rho Beta gets a real kick j agaifi, is usual, there were some
fish caught—by Whitey.
../ o u t of serejiading the Girls' Dorm Ifine
Whitey by the way, reports t h a t
after smokers, but it's really getting
tough to compete \vith those two : with proper care, "Stinky" H a r t Our scientific Dry Cleaning
or three leather-lunged hooters oin zell's arm will be well again by next
the t h i r d floor.
Will somebody wrestling season. "Stinky" (no rewill restore life and personplease
get
a
gun
and
remedy t h a t flection intended on dramatic abllality
to your Evening
! ity—oh, n o ! ! ) pulled several ligaCompliments of
before the next smoker.
Clothes. Our service is betDr, Westlake wondered why there ments while singing "Aldrichoter, faster odorless.
were
so many well-built
gents i g r a p h s " for the H. S. Co-eds.
sleeping thixjugh his lecture on I Although there a r e many new
Speech Problems. Mr. Bossert won- j students in the spring course, Su"WE KNOW HOW"
W^alk reports t h a t
the
dered wliy so many well-built sleep- I pervisor
CREDIT
• ers had to have their "voices test- Campusology enrollment h a s dropied" j u s t when ne had a test ready. ped off a bit this year. T h i s is beAny resemblance between
said cause of some Flunkees from last
JEWELERS
Dry Cleaners and Dyers
|"well-built.s" is purely—well, you semester who have not yet signed
up for the new course. Hello girls!
know.
TAILORS — FURRIERS
106 East Main Street
Wlien recently questioned about —Adv.
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his own personal tire shortage, and
The other day in class. Bob Burthe tire stealers who caused the man awakened j u s t In time to hear
shortage, "Buckwheat" Hosterman the instructor finish a s t a t e m e n t
- ~ — ~ - 7 said, quote: "AVe'Il get 'em yet!" about Carbon Dioxide being in our
" C h a t " Knowles is planning a atmosphere in a quantity of less
rabbit stew for the last night of than " 1^ of 1 per cejit." "Huh,"
school. That is, of course, if Shot quoth Burman, "near beer."
Binder can lay off with that shot"Smokey" Kemmerer, r i g h t guard
gun till Rlohard is fat enough for on Lock Haven's '40 football team,
the kill. Ifd really be fun to be is now to be referred to a« Lieut.
around when those babes try to Robert G. Memmerer of t h e U. S.
kill any rabbit, let alone one like Army Air Corps. Nice going SmokRichard. There Is no truth, how- ey!
i
ever, in the report t h a t "Chat" will
Ran
Stanley:
"Didn't
m
y
porhave rabbits for sale by this issue.
Our advertising department check- trayal of G. Bigelow m a k e you
ed up aaid we can. now assure you yearn to go on t h e s t a g e ? "
Don Blommen: 'Y"es, Dan.
For!
that Richard is a Richai-d and t h a t
you should place your orders else- a while I was really tempted— it
took six ushers to hold m e hack. ,
where.
If I seem rather short on news
We noticed from the scarlet pillow visible on the G. D. roof t h e from the Girls' Dorm in this Issue!
other day that the regular sipring kindly forgive me and a t the same
sun-bathing has started. There is time remind me to cut Sally's pay.
no t r u t h in the report t h a t admis- She must be slipping. (See, Sal, I
sion will be charged a t the tennis can work you in everytime).
courts or that the bleachers will be
Well, Bittner's here now and he
moved from the baseball field to says '"enough of this dribble" so
the hill.
I'll hang It up with t h i s poem.
Note to Faye Cleveland:
Frosh (?—huh Norlund) It's dedicate* to
pajama parades were held last —hello Red!
September and October. Girls didn't
May is t h e month
have to dress up for them anyhow.
When conversation's fun.
Certain Science Prof.:
"What
Stacey's tires get little wear—
dots the word Geology mean?"
There's so much parking < >ne.
lirlAWWV^^^ftAA/^fliWtfWJV^AftAft/^A/v\^AVw^^^vv^rtAn/4AAflA/vv^i^ "Squeezy" Caldwell: "I don't
know."
C. S. P.: "Wassamatter, didn't
you ever t,ike Latin?"
Now that the tenis courts are
in order, Bill "Horizontal" Ingram
(the sleeping beauty of Delta Rho
Beta) wishes to challenge all comers to a fast game—of checkers.
COMMENTS ON PROM
Ban Wetzler: I'm saving m.v.«elf
for the good dance at State next
week.
(Ed. Note—Now w a s that nice?)
ff
Norn Swope: "Boy. this is a swell
((
MAIN STREET
dance fkxir."
"Hedy" LaMoyer: • 'Well
then
whyintlieheck don't you get off my

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