^sr COLLEGE TIMES Naturalist Home Coming state Teachers Base Ball Game College, Loch Havmn. Pa. ..J SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1942 Vol. 18 College Players Present Comedy, a What a Life" OUTGOING PRESIDENT Lock Haven Well Represented at New York Meeting No. 7 Entire College Aids in Making College Dag Successful Seven students representing Lock On Thursday a n d Friday nights Haven S t a t e Teachers College, with ! of last week, t h e College Players Miss Poole a s faculty adviser. Miss scored again; this time with a [ Between three a n d four hundred Brong, who headed a panel and Dr. [ down-to-earth comedy — Clifford high school- students visited Lock Flowers, left Lock Haven Thursday I fJoldsmith's three-act, "What a Haven Teachers College on Friday morning, March 26, to attend the ! Life." The curtains of t h e new a u jand Saturday, April 17 a n d IS, to Eastern States Association of P r o - I ditorium stage parted a t 8:15 for ' participate In t h e College Day fesfesslonal Schools for Teachers a t «ach performance, and both the pubtivals. These boys and girls came t h e Hotel Commodore, New York sdayar.shrd Inu nu nu un nu nu from the high schools of Centre, City, ; lie audience of Thursday evening ! Clinton, Blair, and other counties in The topic of t h e seventeeth an- | and the packed house of high school I Lock Haven's service area. nual .spring conference was, "The | BTiests of Friday gave frequent vent On Monday, April the debat The purpose of their visit was to Education of Free Men in American ; of their appreciation with sponDemocracy." T h e student program I bating season will be closed with . acquaint them with the college c u r , taneous laughter and applause. jwas built around three main head- the cu.stomary debater's party held ] riclum a s well a s dormitory llfe^ "What a Life" was directed over a ings, namely; Faculty-Student Co- at Dr. Weber's cabin, "Cultural! o n Friday afternoon they were ptriod of six weeks by Miss C. operation in Student Organization, Lag." All debaters a r e Invited to entertained by a baseball game beCordelia Brong. head of the Speech A Dynamic College Program of Department; she was assisted by attend thia event which wiil last tween Colgate University a n d Lock Health and Physical Education, and etaoln shrdlu u u u nnnnnuunnu Haven. Immediately after dinner, a The Atta.Inment of Aesthetic V a l - from 4:00 P . M. until 10:00 P . M. dance w a s held In the gymnasium. Miss Phyllis Wolf, student director. „, . i, ., .. ... One of those who usually a r e there In t h e leading roles of Henry ues Through t h e Creative Arts — i , ., . . „ . 1 At X-T; evervone went tn t b e a u Aldrich and Barbara Pearson, F r a n to see t h eweni dramatics ^, . „ , ^ . „ , . * T-> „ 'S t\\e coach a t Penn State, J o s e p h . ditorium ^ '*•"• «verjone lo xnepro.^u cis "Stinky" Hartzell and Jane Bittduction, Music. Fine and Applied Arts, Dra- , „ , , . . . „ • . . „ , . _ . -What . a..v._Life." ,, ., „.. ner turned in excellent, understandIn order to accommodate all t h e ,. „ , , IO BrIen. So, d o n t forget vour party, ven hadTdelegates almost every : ^ ^ ^ ing, a n d laugh-provoking interprematics. e n panels inwere arranged . <->""• vam, guests t h a t night, it was necessary panel. On Saturday morning met three men of t h e Penn , _ . , . . tations of their characters. About under these three groups. LockRlcli-'^^am Haa r d F. Hartzell had t h e role of State team on t12, h e members q n e s t i o n -of W hour a t | out f-^": of «"^™«"^ "^^'^f""^^^^^^^ them was woven t h e story of a lad the dormitory over night. T he On February s u m m a r y speaker, a very outstand- 'Are t h e Qualities of a Good Conwho just couldn't stay out of troubfaculty a n d some of t h e townspeoling distinction for our college. ? versationali.sf? During t h e afterle. His father set too high a n example generously offered their hospi; Miss Poole and our delegates vis- ."""J" <>f the same d a y other memple for him, his mother, Mrs. Aidtality to these stdeunts. 'ited LaGuardia Airport T h u r s d a y hers of both teams met In two nonrich played by Ethel Batley, laid T h e guests h a d their first ta.ste evening a n d watched t h e Clipper, decision debates on the National t h e root of all his troubles to h i s of college regulations. It w a s with land Thev also saw the annual , Labor question. Four of our people tonsils and consequently led him great reluctance that they brcike pageant. "The Glory of E a s t e r " a t ; Pai'ticlpated in the Shippensburg around by reference to them in a For t h e last two years the Stu- Radio City before the convention, tournament held on February 14. off their evening activitU s to r e manner which might suggest t h a t spond to t h e call of t h e traditional dent Council h a s symbolized t h e lOn Friday they attended the a n - In this we won one round. he had them out only t h e week b e but silent curfew. There were a advent of each new administration I nual banquet In the ballroom of Penn State w a s entertained here .fore. The principal of Central High few, however, who did not take t h e by proclaiming a specified d a y a sI the Hotel Commodore, spending a n d participated In a double n o n School. Mr Bradley, played by Joel Inauguration Day. The chief figure • t h a t day, an/I Saturday In panel decision debate In Dr. Weber's E c - time too seriously, and alloted themFreedman, paced his office (where on this day is the newly elected ! discussions . T h e group left New onomics clas-s ou February 27. A selves fifteen or twenty minutes exHenry spent most of h i s time) in president of t h e Council, who takes I V'ork Sunday after hearing Dr. H a r - highlight of t h e season w a s thetra. Nevertheless, everyone enjoywl alternate huffs of annoyance a n d himself a n d t h e college Is looking office In June. This year. May disgust. His teachers thought h e r y Emerson Fosdick a t t h e River- High School t o u r n a m e n t In which forward to these peoples' coming fifteenth h a s been set aside for t h e many different schools participated back next year a s students, a t which w a s lazy and did not t r u s t him; his side Drive Church. traditional occasion. and In which various members of time they can redeem themselves by drawing artistic caricatures of them This year t h e usual ceremony is the squad served a s judges. in class did not help m a t t e r s any. coming jn at 10:3 ' b l y a t 11:45. Lou Little of CoiumMr. Nelson, assistant ijrincipal, will read an appropriate text from mately take up active duty with a 'bia University discussed foot) .all those parts played by Doris Huff- Ithe Bible after which t h e student unit of t h e Navy's air arm. and showed motion pictures of i m I body will sing "I'raise God From Son of Mr. a n d Mrs. Roy M. man a n d J o e Danis, respectively TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: portant fotoball plays between C o 'Whom A\\ Blessings Flow." At the Deem of Flemington, he graduated Every one of t h e cast did very conclusion of this hymn t h e stage from Lock Haven Teachers College lumbia and Pennsylvania I'niverR e : Breakage o f State P r o p well, seeming to g e t t h e most from , lights will be dimmed. The outgoing in 1941 with a B. S. degree. H e is sity. erty. his character. Perhaps the most i Vice President >vill tlien light the a member of Delta Rho Beta F r a Many complaints have been . At 12:15 everyone gathi red ju.st outstanding single technique to be .candles. outside t h e west dormitory. Here ternity. h u r l e d a t t h e c o n d i t i o n of t h e noticed was t h e individual walk were table.s covered with huge pans Boy's Dormitory. Tbere a r e i Then t h e president-elect will a s certainly in keeping with the parts, •and bowls of food. Lines were formb r o k e n doors, b r o k e n locks o r cend the rostrum and have the fol- BOSSERT SPEAKS AT RALSTON each lent a n d varied Individuality. smashed panels in one o u t o f ev- ;ed a n d reformed a s everyone tried j lowing oath administered to h i m : The West Branch Interscholastic J'ames Peet a s the prim Mr. P a t t e r ery t w o rooms in t h e d o r m i t o r y . jto get to the front by fair means I "Do you promise on your oath to Athletic Association held Its a n Bon, Rose Minnie Probst a s the flutJ u s t in case a n y o f y o u t h i n k jor otherwise. There must be some' conduct yourself .-it all times both nual banquet a t Ralston Wednestery and chilled Miss Pike, a n d t h a t y o u do n o t p a y f o r t h i s d e - i thing fa.scinating about being in physically and mentally in a man- day night a n d heard an address l>y Mary Jean Moyer a s t h e bouncing line becHU.se th( ro wt^re some people structive f u n y o u had b e t t e r ner befitting t h e high ideals and W. Max Bossert, director of a t h and formidalbe Miss Eggleston, who remained a part of it until it check t h e B u r s a r ' s records. T h e y s t a n d a r d s of your office'/" letics at Lock Haven State Teachturned In convincing Interpretations w i l l reveal t h a t a carpenter w a s Ceased to exist. ; Mr. Rathgeber will answer "I do." ers College, The annual championof what a random group of slightemployed f o r one m o n t h d u r i n g I In the afternoon there were more ! "Do you promise t h a t you will ship awards were made. ly neurotic teachers are likely to be. t h e s u m m e r a t 75 cents an h o u r Idramatics festivals and group a n d ! not a t a n y time abridge t h e privArden Monson a s Bill, who wasn't Individual conferences. As well a s to r e p a i r last year's damage. T h i s ileges of t h e Board of Directors and allowed to divulge his secret until football, elementary and high school money must come f r o m the f u n d s the Student Cooperative Council ?" last question, t h e former president it was too late, gave a performance proclaims him president of the Stuwere used t o m a i n t a i n t h e school. I teaching conferences, there I "I do," will be his answer. t h a t reminds one of the way he was dent Body for t h e term 1942-43. discussions for those Interested in Consequently i f y o u do not have treated In some moments of his "Do you promise that you will a t After t h e other officers a r e InCivil Pilot training a n J t h e V-1, a new social r » o m or enough high school days An interesting bit jail times uphold the Constitution stalled, t h e president-elect will d e V-5, V-7 study program outlined state aid, one o f t h e reasons is of dialect was revealed when Vechit- I and all t h e principles a n d rights liver his formal Inaugural address, by t h e Navy. t h e d e s t r u c t i v e actions of certo. Hank Ryan, came to find hl» embodied In I t ? " after which everyone will sing "The t a i n students. During all this time the students (Continued on Page Two) I After Mr. Rathgeber answers this S t a r Spangled Banner." (Continued on Page 3) Debating Season To Close With Party April 27 Lewis Rathgeber To Be Inaugurated Council President Alumnus Becomes Aviation Cadet Memo ! T T THE COLLEGE TIMES COLLEGE TIMES Published semi-monthly during the school year In the Mnterest of the Lock Haven State Teachers College. Member of N. A. S. EdItor-ln-Chief Lewis W. Rathgeber, Jr. Associate Editors William R. Bittner, Dale Olmstead Managing Editor John Akeley Sports Editiir John Renne Secretaries Clara Danis. Bann Wetzler, Louise Caldwell Columnists—Charles Norlund, Don Rathgeber, Richard Hartzell, John Ake|e.v, Martha Zeigler. Reporters—George Barnes, Al.vce Barr, Joe Errigo. Priscilla Hess, Virginia Kleth, L,ois Raup, Betty Thompson, Joan Vogt, Phyllis Wolf. Cubs—Lois Biddle, Elizat>eth Harrison, Leona Hosmer, Sally Loncoske, Margaret Mary Madden, M a r t h a Miller, Clair Young. BUSINESS STAFF Business Manager J. Russell Gabel Circulation Manager Charles Zong Assistant (^irculatiim Managers Margaret Shaffer, Lucy Rosamilia Advertising Manager Dick Cook Assistant Adv. Managers—Bud Bradbury, J e a n Dunn, Doris Hoffman Faculty Advisor Mr. Kills Acceptance for mailing at special rates of postage provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823. Entered a« Second Olass m a t t e r November 6. 1928, a t the Post Office a t Lock Haven. Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879. SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1942 This Way Out This inaugurates a new column. In a paper bubblingf over with columns as this one is, it may not seem particularly unusual for a new column to be inaugurated; one is, every so often. But we will try to think that this will be an unusual column. We will try to make it a permanent one, and a universal one. It will not be written by any one person, but will be open for contributions from any person, staff member or no. If there must be a model, let us take the "Talk of the Town" of the NEW YORKER as the thing to follow after. This will not be a humor column, but it will not be humorless. It will not be political, but it will not ignore politics, campus or otherwise. It will do darn near everything. A ghance remark from our librarian revealed an interesting thing. It seems that all the flowers in the library and the equipment necessary to take care of them belong to her and not to the state. We can see someone in Harrisburg madly initialing forms that get us our equipment. Then the procession starts —chairs, tables, Venetian blinds, book shelves, and all the other things that make an efficient library. The physical wants of learning are cared for, but nary a posie. The situation reminds us of what Plato said about having two loaves of bread. He would sell one and with the money buy hyacinths to feed his soul. Thank you, Mrs. Brosius, for feeding our souls. The specialized meanings of words has been a topic we have been pondering ever since the other day when someone in an education course brought it to our mind. It seems that when a word gets into a special field—in this case, education —it immediately receives a new meaning. MEAN, for instance, is not at all nasty in the educational sense, any more tha MODE is a fashion. ARTICULATION doesn't have anything to do with speech or classification as an educational term. We might even get to the state in which a person would go to the Campus Corner and ask for a hamburger, educational meaning, and get a filet mignon. On second thought,, it would be more likely the other way around. The other evening we were waiting for a friend to come home and at the same time trying to stave off boredom by talking to his mother. She was interested only in the evening paper but kept up the appearance of being friendly by giving us the gist of each article as she read it. In the midst of our one-sided conversation on teacher training she interrupted us to say, "I see they're going to take the old cannon out of the park. Gonna use it for defense material." "You mean the old one down by the bridge?" we replied. Receiving no answer, we hurried on trying to fill up the silence. "They'd better not. Suppose a submarine comes up here. Then what would we do?" We waited for her to laugh, realizing that a submarine would probably have some trouble in a river not more than twelve feet deep. As she hurriedly ran her finger down the Wednesday morning specials, she remarked idly, "Probably too rusty to shoot anyway." It is just this sort of attitude that will make it possible to endure the long years ahead. To start out, we might point a moral. Quoting is a wonderful thing. To point out what often happens when things are quoted, let us take a reference from Walter Winchell's column for Sunday, April 12. Winchell said: "Tlie New Yorker offers an opinion on the S.E.P.M. Mayer piece. 'One thing is certain,' comments the Talk of the Town, 'The Post's action marks the end of anti-Semitism as an active force in this country. Every time the Post espouses a cause, that cause becomes both dead and absurd.'" With the regular weekly full-page advertisement the! Curtis papers put in the New Yorker in mind, it might seem, if we refer only to Broadway's chief reason for Yale locks, that the witty magazine is biting the hand that feeds it. But to get back to the subject, the rest of the quotation goes: "becomes both dead and absurd, like a stuffed moose. Rugged IndivWualism, the Right to Work, America First, and Alf M. Landon will please move over and make room for the Protocols of the Elders of Zion." As you see, from Winchell's point of quotation, the words are bitter; from the New Yorker's they are smart, edged with a lot of truth and humor. Well, if the devil can quote Scripture, we guess Winchell can quote the New Yorker, all to the same effect. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS School Calendar April 26 to May 3 Sunday, April 26—Vespers, N a turalist Club, 6:45 p. m., Y. W . C. A. Room. Monday, April 27—W.A.A. Meeting, 4:00 p. m. Tuesday, April 28—Male Chorus, 3:00 p. m., New Auditorium. Bel Cantos, 4:00 p. m., N e w A u ditorium. Naturalist Club Meeting, 7:30 p. m. 1 Wednesday, April 29—Assembly,' 10:00 a. m.. New Auditorium. j Y. M. and Y . W . Meeting, 6:46 p. m., Y. W . Room. Thursday, April 30—College Choir, | 3:00 p. m.. New Auditorium. ' Women's Chorus, 4:10 p. m.. New Auditorium. Baseball Game—Away. (Lock Haven vs E. Stroudsburg). Friday, May 1—Assembly, Miss Heath, 10:00 a. m., N e w Auditorium. Delta Rho Beta Meeting, 12:20 a. m. A r t Club Meeting,' 4:00 p. m., A r t Room. Saturday, May 2 — Sororities Home Coming. Baseball Game—Away (Lock Haven vs. Shippensburg). Sunday, M a y 3— Vespers, Miss Heath, 6:45 p. m., Y . W . C. A. Room. COLLEGE PLAYERS (From Page One) d a u g h t e r Mary; after waiting for a full day In the principal's back office, he really became impatient The Mary who entered, was according to Miss Shea, just a few shades too dark—an dthe audience reveled in some refreshing Negro dialect by Marion McPhee. One of the (Contmued on P a g e 3) / COMPLIMENTS OF KYLE'S Dairy Store R O X Y I MARTIN -LOCK H A V E N ' S L E A D I N G Frl., Sat. April 24-25 Last 2 Days GINGER ROGERS JANE WEEK APRIL 2eth 3S5 U. S. Marines who, at W a k e Island, Wrote in Blood and Bravery the Most Glorious Chapter in Their 166 Years of Fighting History! To the Shores of TripoK' in Technicolor PAYNE MAUREEN RANDOLPH Sunday, Monday April 26-27 2 Brand New Features WILLIAM BOYD —In— "RIDERS OF THE TIMBER LINE" —and— SIDNEY TOLER —in— 'CASTLE in the DESERT' Tues., Wed. April 28-29 FRANCHOT TONE —in— "THIS WOMAN IS MINE" —with— JOHN WITHERS —In— "YOUNG AMERICA" SUNDAY, This Picture Is Dedicated to the Entirely RENZO'S —Shoe Repair— and "ROXIE HART" ONE Saturday Only April 25 2 Big Features JOHN W A Y N E —In— "THE TEXAS TERROR" —in— STARTING THEATRES- O'HARA Thurs., F r i . Apr. 30-May 1 A B B O T T and C O S T E L L O SCOTT "HOLD THAT GHOST" 40 Bellefonte Ave. SPECIAL PRICES TO STUDENTS Material and Workmanship Guaranteed COMPUMENTS OF PIPER Compliments of WEST END Service Station AIRCRAFT . CORPORATION f V r 8 T H E COLLEGE TIMES 1942 Sports Uoundup for Posterity By GEORGE BARNES WRESTLING The Bald Eagle wrestling team is still undefeated although it was held to a draw in t h e opening match of t h e grappling season. Findley College of Ohio, who wrestle such schools a s Michigan and Purdue, stalemated Lock H a ven 18-18. Owens won by decision; J o h n s o n , Flanagan a n d Blake won by falls. 7 baskets. It w a s t h e greatest victory in the history of T. C. basketball. Lock Haven gained much publicity throughout t h e entire East. BOXFNG With t h e boxing season curtailed by t h e cancellation of the biggest home match, there is nothing Ipft but t h e statistics. Over all, t h e aeason w a s a good In t h e first Teachers College ""*'• The Eagles defeated Columbus match, the Maroon grapplers trim- i Univer.flty and Indiana — tied t h e m e d Kutztown Teachers 26-16 a t IP''""^'"^"' Catholic University and lost tough ones to Bucknell UniKutztown, Owens was victor by decision. versity a n d Western Maryland. The Bald Eagles opened their seaJohnson, Hartzell. Kauffman and Flanagan registered falls. Ned Fair- [»'>" a t Bucknell. engaging Joe R e child lost a very close decision ""'« highly-touted mittmen. Worth to Osinski, last year's state champ. Randall, George Barnes, and Elmer T i n y Jenkins, 340 pound strong boy, Huggler scored for T, C—Randall made h i s debut a n d w a s pinned by ^y a draw—Barnes by a KG., in just 24 seconds of t h e first, a n d a 320 pound adversary. Huggler by a decision. Randall On Saturday, February 14, the Cless 127, and Leo Rafferty lost decisions. Captain Lock Haven grunt and groan boys questionable played host to Indiana Teachers Mike Televlch held Trecartln, E a s t ern Collegiate champ, a t bay until •College. The Eagles withdrew victorious the final round when he became 21-12. Bill Hoy, 120, drew Blair careless. Earl Burris, 145, and Tiny Owens, 12S; Francis Johnson 145, Jenkins, lost, b u t were impressive. and Ned Fairchild, who moved up Bucknell won, 5 1-2-2 1-2. to heavyweight, scored decisions. Young Francis Hartzell 135, and The following week the Maroon .student coach, Mike Flanagan, 175, \ fighters journeyed to Washington [and were held to a stalemate by t h e won by pins. i always dangerous Catholic Univer! sity sluggers, one of t h e top teams The Lock Haven wrestling team in t h e nation, 4-4. lost Its coach when H a n k Blake \ W o r t h Randall and Randall Clees accepted a teaching position a t one put Lock Haven in the lead 2-0 by of the Williamsport public schools. impressive decisions. In the 135 Blake, undefeated in wrestling com- pound class, t h e fight w a s stopped pletion, was instrumental in bring- in t h e first round when both ing the state wrestling title to Lock | Barnes and his opponent suffered Haven and retaining it the past two ^^^ ^^^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ technical draw. • ''^'"•'' I Barnes lost a decision to Captain In his place is a likable Irish lad ; „ „ g h e 8 b u t m a d e him look bad at from Clearfield, our 175 POunder, j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Yelvich fought to a d r a w Mike Flanagan. Mike h a s taken i^^^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ , ^ _ . 1^^^ ^ ^^^5^,^^ 3^^,, charge In the last two contests and i^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^ j . ^ j , ^ ^ Leo Rafferhas dime ver.\' well. ty won by a forfeit, giving t h e Eagles a 4-3 edge going into t h e BASKETBALL final fight. Don Bloomen lost to a The 1941-32 basketball team u n - bigger a n d more experienced a d der Coach Howard Yost rose to n a - versary to give the host team a tional heights during, t h e week of tie. F e b r u a r y 14th. In t h e first engagement in the Thursday, the Eagles who were field house. Lock Haven Teachers previously mediocre performers, set back a rugged Columbus Unioutshot the strong Millersville quin- versity squad 4 1-2 to 3 1-2. tet. They then went on to electrify Worth Randall, Randall Clees, the E a s t by stopping E a s t Strouds- Georgie Barnes, Mike Yelvich and burg, t h e undefeated champs of Don Bloomen scored for T. C. Penna. State Teachers colleges, on Randall was held to a draw in Saturday. a well-fought opener. Clees, Barnes Playing h e a d s - u p ball and sel- and Yelvich were impressive in dom missing shots. Lock Haven winning decisions. Both Barnes and hung u p their first major victory, Yelvich had their opponents on t h e 75-62. corners. Don Bloomen won on a Captain Stan Daley and big Paul forfeit. Paul Renne lost a questionCoront were outstanding a s were able verdict in t h e 165 pound d i two new boys from I>ottstowii, Geo. vision. Mitro and " B u s " Shaner. J e r r y Bloom played his usual dependable On t h e same night t h a t Stroudsgame. burg tumbled from t h e unbeaten Despite losing, t h e sensational class, t h e Lock Haven mittmen set high scoring Reifsnyder tallied 31 back Indiana Teachers 5-3. points for t h e visitors. Randall, Clees and Mike Yelvich won b y forfeits. Georgie Barnes Never trailing, the T. C. cagers rung u p his third KO victim In 1.24 continued to upset the odds In of t h e first round and" Don Blomgave flailing Stroudsburg's high-scorers, men fighting magnificently, his Indiana opponent a severe lacing 60-58, t w o days later The visitors, boasting famed in three rounds. Earl Burris, rising 145 pounder, Pete Pasko, were taken completely by surprise by t h e well-coordinated who w a s striving for his initial Eagle squad. And it w a s not until victory, w a s clearly robbed by an t h e waning minutes of play t h a t incapable referee of a decision over Steve Robert's boys found them- Schuster. H i s right kept the Indi.selves. They succeeded in tieing the ana boy a t bay throughout. .score b u t Daley a n d Lyons teamed In t h e light heavyweight scrap, together to break it up. Rafferty again w a s stopped by t h e Paul Coront, who played a fine referee after illegal infighting. He game under the basket, led the was well ahead on points. Maroon cagers with 18 points. Capt. Daley w a s close behind tallying 16. COLLEGE PLAYERS George Mitro, great ball handler and (From Page 2) shot a r t i s t and "Bus" Shaner had big surprises of t h e play was J o e 13 each. Shaner a n d Gerry Bloom Errigo as F''erguson, the detective: played great on defense. " B u s " that boy really knows how to h a n held t h e celebrated Pete Packo to dle a n d make something out of what may have been a stock char- school theme, were presented by acter. Appearing for short Intervals various .students on the c a m p u s u n as students, Miriam Parks. Lois der t h e direction of Mis-s Grace UlBiddle, J u n e Cochrane, Janice S t r a t - lemeyer, Music Director and head ton, Sally Loncoske, David -Barn- of t h a t Department. hart, V^irginia Baugher and Albert Saracni did well. ENTIRE COLLEGE The a t t r a c t i v e set, the princi(Continued from Page One) pal's office, was designed and erect- were helping t h e visitors find their ed under t h e supervision of t h e j way about and were exerting every technical director, J, Russel Gabel. j effort to show them a good time. Aside from h e r fine work a s Miss I Everyone was smiling, laughing, and Pike, Rose Minnie Probst served j taking in the pleasurable excitement faithfully throughout the entire r e - ; of t h e day's events. Visitors were hearsal a s prompter—a very e x - i urged to return next year and In acting task. !all cases were not left alone until Between act.s, several musical I affirmative promises were e.xhortnumbers, concurrent with the high ! ed. In all cases It did not take much persuasion, which leads t o ! the conclusion they enjoyed t h e i r visit. I t w a s also a great day for the college .students a s it gave them the opportunity to relate (with elaboration, in most cases) m a n y of their college experiences to a very much interested audience of p r o s pective students. Since college life is the most Interesting phase of anyone's life, they had an a b u n d ance of material for their listeners. Lock Haven still proudly holds her reputation. Quite frequently during this time It was heard t o be said, "My, what a friendly campus." NAVY ANNOUNCEMENT TO COLLEGE FRESHMEN AND SOPHOMORES 17-19 You want to serve your country! Why not serve where your college training will do the most good? Under the Navy's newest plan, you can enlist right now. You don't have to quit college. You can stay in college, continue your studies and qualify to become a Naval Officer —on the sea or in the air. Who may qualify If you are between the ages of 17 and 19 inclusive and can meet Navy physical standards, you can enlist now as an Apprentice Seaman in the Naval Reserve. You will be in the Navy. iBut you may remain in college, taking regular college courses under your own professors. Your studies will emphasize mathematics, physics aod physical training. After you have successfully completed 1}^ calendar years of work, you will be given a classification test. This examination is competitive. I t is designed to select the best men for training as Naval Officers. How to become an Officer If you qualify by this test and can meet the necessary physical standards, you will have your choice of two coiu^es—each leading to an officer's commission: 1. You may volunteer for training as an Aviation Officer. In this case you will be permitted to finish at least the second calendar year of college work, before you are ordered to active duty for training to become an officer-pilot. However, a t any time during this twoyear period, you may have the option t o take immediately the prescribed examination four Aviation Officer... and, if successful, be assigned for Aviation training. Students who fail in their college courses or who withdraw from college will also have the privilege of taking the Aviation examination. Applicants who fail t o qualify in this test will be ordered t o active duty as Apprentice Seamen. 2. Those who qualify in the classification test and do not volunteer for Aviation will be selected for training to be Deck or Engineering Officers. In that case, you will continue yoiur college program until you receive your bachelor's degree, provided you maintain the established university standards. Those whose grades are not high enough to qualify them for Deck or Engineering Officer training will be permitted to finish their second calendar year of college. After this, they will be ordered to duty as Apprentice Seamen, but because of their college training they will have a better chance for rapid advancement. At any time, if a student should fail in his college courses, he may be ordered t o active duty as a n Apprentice Seaman. Your pay starts with active duty. It's a real challenge! It's a real opportunity ! Make every minute count by doing something about this new Navy plan today. DONT WAIT . . , ACT TODAY 1. Take this announcement to the Dean of yotir college. 2. Or go to the nearest Navy Recruiting Station. 3 . Or mail coupon below for FREE BOOK giving full details. I. U. S. N a v y Recruiting Bureau, D i v . V - 1 . 30th Street and 3rd Avenue, Brooklyn, N . Y . Please send m e your free book on the N a v y OflBcer Training plan for coUege freshmen a n d sophomores. I a m a student n . a parent o f a student • who is years old attending College at Name Street. City & State. THE COLLEGE TIMES GARDEN THEATRE Lock Haven Bowling Club ait?aiigr One-haJf Mile East of Constitution Bridge LOCK HAVEN'S A M U S t M E N T CENTER j. . . or Just for the Fun oi\ It—Campus Chatter ! COMING SOON i ; •?—o. LOCK HAVEN, PA. ALLEGHENY CREAMERY 'ON THE AVENUE' Dairy Lunch Lunches Ice Cream Barbeque LOCK HAVEN LAUNDRY Dry Cleaners and Dyers DORIEN'S JEWELERS 4 West Main Dickey Gru^an Hardware -DIAL 743- "DUMB 0" I I J u s t to be .sure tliis column will • j be au.spicious we lighted tlii'ee on ! I a match before beginning. All of j which is another way of saying that . ' t h r e e people are writing thi.s col- I • umn so it ought to be three times ^——--^-^•' - - > ^ - . . . - » ^ ^ ^ - < a.s bad. If you pride yourself with any literary tastes we advise you j j to go no further as we are not even ' i going to take time to correct this i for spelling. Bureau of vital statistics reports ! :these amazing facts: The College i 'Times was started as the Normal • j Times in the spring of 1922. In 1H31 \ a sligiit change was made: "Nor- j mal" was replaced by "College" with the result—the stinker you now get in your mailbox and the dayrooms. For a complete description of the format, please look a t the paper you a r e now holding in your hand. The College Times boasts of a front page, a second page, a third page, and t h a t which is discreetly mentioned as the back page. Please take careful note of where you a r e : you are in an island completely sur; rounded by advertisements. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS. — (Adv). If you will turn slightly to your left, swinging the body on the hips, bring your right hand just above your left hand, lift the left thumb, and carry the right hand back to LOCK HAVEN, PA. where it was originally. Now if you have correctly grasped the papers and opened it like you would without instructions, you are looking a t the third page. This is called the I "Sports Page." obviously. T h e page just to the left of this is caHed "The Compliments of Editorial Page" for the simple reason t h a t nobody reads it. Because we can think of nothing funny we are not mentioning the Masthead, which is deadly unfunny. Going back to where we started and turning ! the paper over, you will find "The Front Page." This is the one por- • tion of the paper %-here we cajinot S. F. MAYER place ads, even If we had t h a t Street Lock Haven, Pa. many. PRONE 29232 To return to the back p.tge and the Campus Chatter which we left waiting, we believe—oh, huMo. Well here we go again. Boring, isn't it? j The College Times wil! fill such j purposes a s : Telling all about what you knew anyways, except in less detail; providing exercise for the staff; providing spasmodic livelihood for the Clinton County Times employees; starting fires; wiping pens and lining wastebaskets. And it's about time we finished t h a t sentence. Did you know the campus consists of sixty-three acres, or did you know. Or do you care. Does anyijody care? This stinks, doesn't it? Walt Disney Feature Length Picture "THE INVADERS" Leslie Howard Laurence Olivier "The IMylTwm^'^^"^ Marlene Deitrich a Fred MacMurray 40,000 HORSEMEN» story of the Fighting Anzacs Compliments of Compliments of F.I. Yearick Widmann & SOHMER'S FOOD MARKET Remember Your Mother —ON- MOTHER'S DAY —WITH A- Teah 2 STORES Greeting Card Bellefonte Avenue —OR— Main Street Gift Excellent Selections— Inexpensively Priced !r Compliments of HEVNER and THE TIMES Times Square Patronize Our AdvertisersCompliments of SCHWARZ'S STORE WALL PAPER PAINTS PICTURE FRAMING MIRRORS GLASS and ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES 108-110 Bellefonte Ave. LOCK HAVEN, PA. Avenue Barber Shop Pointed Paragrafs So William Green is to have $20,000 a year to retire a s head of AFL. Sounds rather soft. Beats the Town send plan. — Soinerset, Pa., American. i It is said there will soon be a ban on rubber heels. There are other varieties of heels we could do witho\j^t, too.—Republic Bulletin. Ralph R* Myers GUNS, FISHING TACKLE and SPORTING'GOODS BICYCLES AND KNIVES Repair Work of AH Kinds Promptly Done 55 Bellefonte Ave. Lock Haven, Pa. ^"^ TURNER Lock Haven Compliments of Bauman s Campus Corner