Good Luck, Coach Hammond COLLEGE TIMES State Teachers College, Lock Haven. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1941 Vol. 18 Pa. Beat Manhfield No, 4 Yost Speaks To Board Of Directors, SCC Soccer Coach Goes Explains Finaneial Plan "Our Town" to Be Nov. 17 Marks Team To Get Uniforms Fall Production Cafeteria Opening To Towson, Md. j Do you realize t h a t students on Our college will .suffer the loss Debating Season : the campus are already talking "Our Town," Thornton Wilder's A cafeteria for the benefit of the about basketball. They have a r e a Pultizer prize winner for '37-'3S, traininK school children will be ' of one of its mcst loyal supporters ison, for a problem confronts the represents, for the College Players, opened on November 17, under the I and workers when Rev. Blaice B. Opens; Lehigh j student body (whch is totally vital a big- step into the unconventional, direction of Mrs. Margaret Butler, [to basketball). It will be presented by the College Mill Hall. She will be supervisor Hammond leaves, on Dec. 1, to a c Players, as their first major pro- of the School Lunch Program. i^ept a new charge a t Towson, Md. Here Saturday I As it stands, the Athletic Assoduction for t h e season, on Friday i This prop-ram, which provides ad- j Mr. and Mrs. Hammond moved ciation has insufficient funds to evening, December 5, a t 8:0* o'clock ditional outlets for agricultural sur- there ju.st about four years ago from , carry on both winter and spring in t h e new auditorium. "Our Town," pluses, is carried out by the PSCC Kingsville, Texas. During t h a t time I The local debate season will open sports; therefore we mu.st either in its technique and its lack of con- in cooperation with the WPA and (Rev. Hammond has been very act- this S a t u r d a y when Ruth High and overcome this obstacle or submit ventlonal settings, is decidedly dif- [makes it possible, through state I ive in m a n y activities. As rector of j Frances Molitor, representing the to it without resistance ferent from any play ever p r o - ' welfare atrencies ,to supply all or St; P a u l ' s Episcopal Church he has negative side on t h e national ques- |y|p_ Yost Speaks duced on this campus. In addition (Dart of the food served. ^ taken special interest, in the work tion. Resolved, t h a t the federal gov- At a special conference of repreto having had a long run on BroadThe meals, prepared on the sec- , of the young people. His work as i ernment should regulate by law all I sentatiyes from the Student Cooperway, it proved itself to l>e one of ond floor of the elementary build- j Vi^e-president of the Exchange labor unions In t h e United States,, iative Council on Monday morning, the most effective movies shown on Ing by W P A workers, will be sup- Club has been outstanding. He i will meet a Lehigh affirmative team ',\ 'Mr. Yost, our basketball coach, rethe screen. Critics have pronounced plied to 150 children from the first has done considerable work In the in the auditorium. I lated his plans and aspirations "Our Town" a play so moving in to the sixth grades. They will be many charities which the younge.st i This will be the first time that I whereby we could sponsor botli b a s its d r a m a and so expressive in its se; ved to undernourished children of the three service grouijs in Lock . Lock Haven has met Bethlehem ketball and baseball by investng philosophy t h a t it will live in the without charge and to the other ; Haven has maintained. . University in forensics, previous re- I money to make money. memory of t h e audience a s an un- children for 25 cents a week. | The placing of soccer on the list lations being confined to the soccer The s u m m a r y of Mr. Yost's talk forgettable experience. The diet consists of one hot dish, of extra-curricular activities was field. Last year t h e local .speakers and his proposals on which the enWith straightforward simplicity mil i » j ^^i, „ i. all other activities, it will be necesto t h e town characters, to the sub.^^ ^, ., , tjLiiooi.-, in HOLcei, a n a naving al contacted October when severdebaterson went to 3, Harrisburg to sary t h a t an investment be made stantial and respectable citizens, and with the money t h a t the children been an All American member ot _ „ .. , . , partlcpate in the meeting of the In advertising- to increase the gate to their children. He shows the pay from week to week. team, was well qualDr Patterson expresses h,s ad- , their if led soccer to fulfill thehep..st. It will be g t a t e Association of Pennsylvania income, which last year was f nly comfortable homeliness of tho Neiv miration for this plan^ He states of interest to the .student body to debating schools. At that meeting one-sixth of the total expenditures. England family life a s the chart h a t 80% of the children are ^ know t h a t Mr. Hmamond has never L,,,,^ Haven was elected to member- With our ideal s e t - u p of ample a c t e r s move through their day. As |brought to the t r a m m g s c ^ o l by ^received any salary for the work . ^ i p in the association. At the same playing' and seating space m a n y the children grow up, a wedding I busses and must eat cold lunches. | which he has done here. The record L m e Slippery Rock and Shlppens- ideas can be executed to promote scene climaxes a happy love affair j Other schools, such as St. Agne.s, ; which he has behind him in soccer | ^urg were accepted. This m a r k s a this advertising campaign: between a son and daughter of t h e r*^'''"''^""*'^"'^' Westport and Cas- i j.s one of which any coach may j j„i,pj.j„„g passed in debating a t Hold ticket drive two weeks belittle community The most effect i*^"^^' which have already adopted j u s t l y be proud. This year, P a r t i - J L o c k Haven Heretofore they have of t h e story lies in the last act, set jthis P'^". / i " " t h a t children gain ;cularly, he has hung up plenty of \ „ ^ ^ belonged' to a n y debating asso- fore Christmas vacation; set goal a t $200 and sell 200 bargain tickin a cemetery, when the a u t h o r < ^<''Sht and i victories _ _ _ „improve _^ in _.scholarship __ i ciation blends a fantasy with reality, giv- and attendance. The Philadelphia: Trinity Church, a t Towson, is a | Plans a r e well under way to'^.^^^ *° *"""-'!"^.»I^'*'' ^^Ich will give admission to eight home ing t h e entire play a strange, u n - 11^*"*''''^ School System is also con : large one. Mr. Hammond will will [submit the petition of the club fori! them worldly significance. , sidering this method. , I serve a s as.sistant rector to the Rev. la local chapter to the Pi Kappa Del- games. Make ballyhoo of Fifty Years of „. „ ,, „, , X- i Farm organizations, educational , , „ „ „ „ T > T „ I^V. ^ '^ , , „ The College Players p r o d u c t i o n . ^ , .,, ,., , , ,^ Henry B. Lee, Vv-.;o has been rector I to honorary fraternity. This peti- Basketball. departments throughout the couniSponsor a feature at each game, of "Ourassisted T o w n " by is directed by Miss !i ^ ™ " ! ! ! ' ! " ! 1 1 . ^ 1 . ! ? ! " I'l.t!^ I: sides ^"^ the ^he church past a t23Towson years. there B e - j tion meeting will abe t Minneajjolis. voted on a t the April Brong, student director. t r y are cooperating witlj the FSCC The final schedule for this year such as, a hill billy band, quartet, J. Russel Gabel. Rehearsals and | in the plans for extending the achool is another one a t Lutherville u n der the jurisdiction of Rev. Lee. jhas not been entirely completed; magician, fathers' night, and guest production activities are already lunch program. There can be no doubt but t h a t the however, there afe abuot six tour- night. under way. Have dancing after games until new post will be a definite ad- naments scheduled for the year. On T h e cast will appear as follows: vancement and holds a promise for December 6, the group will go to 12 o'clock. ^ t a g e Manager, Richard Hartzell; Award door prizes. continued professional Improvement. New Wilmington, Pa., to participate "Dr. Gibbs," .Joel Freedman; ' J o e Bring in American league teams Although his leaving brings a j in the Westminster College tournaCrowell," '1S1 Crowell" and "Sam Craig," Jack Probst; "Howie NewFor the benefit of those students deep regret to lioth the town and | ment. In J a n u a r y the group will to play exhibition games. ' •» some," and "Simon Stimson," Ray- I who are planning dates and events ^^^"^ college, the splendid opportun- travel to Kutztown for a tourna- New Uniforms Following this method of investmond Rathmell; " M r s . Glbbs," E m - | a t home during vacations, the fol- '*^ "'^^''^ ^^""^ '^"' ^*'<'' ''^''y ^"'P- ment. This will be the first time ille Elliott; "Mrs. Webb," Phyllis lowing revised schedule will be of py, because Coach Hammond de- Kutztown has decided to hold a ing money to make money, new unserves t h e best. tournament. Second semester will iforms will be purchased for the Wolf; "George Gibbs," Charles Nor- j interest: see t h e Shippensburg, Slippery j *''"'" lund; "Rebecca Gibbs," June Coch- i Thanksgiving vacation begins 12 If this procedure were to be carRock, Penn State and Grove City r a n e ; "Wally Webb," Dan S t a n - i M . Wedne.sday, Nov. 26. t o u r n a m e n t s ; none of these colleges ried out, the expenditures would b e ley; "Emily Webb," Lois Reeder; | Thanksgiving vacation ends 12 M. are newcomers to Lock Haven approximately $950 and the in"Profe.sor Willard," Fred Jamison; | Monday, Dec. 1. come $900, which would leave nearschedules. "Mr. Webb," Dale Olmstead; "Mrs. Christmas vacation begins after Last Wednesday, Nov. 5, the Delly $350 of the total allotment for Soames," Ethel Bantley; "Constable t h e last class, Dec. 23. the use of baseball. Warren," H e n r y Ryan; Joe StodChrolstmas vacation ends Friday, t a Rho Beta F r a t e r n i t y opened its i O R C H I D S W h a t are your opinions on t h e social season with the annual fall dard," Richard Hartzell. J a n . 2. To Mr. Fleming, the human dy- foregoing proposals? Do you w a n t First Semester ends after last smoker. Because of the Dramatics Club and the C.A.A. meeting, t h e namo, for his splendid work In to cut the present schedule of 17 class Saturday, J a n . 24. getting together a fine group of basketball games to five or six, Second Semester begins Monday, smoker \yis late getting underway, but after 9:00 the traditional good cheer leaders to help with the build- which would be requisite if we Practice i s n ' t enough for a good J a n . 26. ing of t h a t supreme-quality school choose to consume the small amount Easter vacation begins 12 M. time always enjoyed by t h e Derbies football team . . . Champs need t h a t spirit. Mr. Fleming devoted a lot which the budget allows to a t h began. Wednesday, April 1. extra grunt. The large number of Alumni i of his time to developing the squad letics, or are you willing to coEaster vacation ends 12 M. TuesWhen an athlete thinks, he is the members present showed a fine splr- | of cheerleaders we have, and I am operate and give your support to salt of the earth, it makes his t e a m - day, April 7. sure we all owe him a vote of make this year one which will be Second 'Semester ends after last it of interest. Norman Swope, who I m a t e s feel like sprinkling him thanks. We also offer the orchids worth while? left school a t the end of his soph| class Friday, May 22. around. to the girls who were interested omore year, returned for a good j Alumni Day. Saturday, May 24. In order to be somebody on a enough in good old L. H. iS. T. C. 44 PRESENT Baccalaureate, Sunday, May 24. time with his old friends. team, you must be willing to be noto cooperate with Mr. Fleming and The Alpha Sigma Tau sorority Senior Day, Monday, May 25. After part of the evening had body. thereby build up something t h a t initiated six new members on WedCommencement, Tuesday, May 26 been spent playing games and cards, No matter w h a t game or business has been missing on our campus nesday evening, Nov. 5. They were the group went over to the girl's you a r e In, you are never beaten for a number of years, school spirit. Ruth Brungard, Nan Conway, J e a n dormitory and serenaded the wountil you lo.se confidence in yourAn Insurance company reporting ette Earon, Helen Feerer, Maxine self. But once you admit to your- t h a t farms a r e selling faster than men s t u d e n t s with the traditional A Mennonite, applying for a pass- Hoffman, and Betty Thompson. Afpro.gram. self t h a t you are licked, you a r e a t any time since the depression port to Paraguay, failed to obtain ter the initiation t h e group was enthrough. observes t h a t sime of them are The committee for the smoker it when he explained that his sect tertained a t a combination FoundThen there was the athlete who bought by "city families that w a n t consisted of Robert Slenker, Dean objected to photography. From the er's Day Bnaquet and Initiation died from drinking varnish. Boy, a cushiony retirement spot." That Bottorf, Russell Judd, Thomas Bitt- looks of the average passport pho- Dinner by the Williamsport Alumhe s u r e Jiad a fine finish! FINISH, m a y also be why some farmers sold. ner, Francis Johnson and Joel to, so does the photographer. — nae Chapter a t the R a y - M o r Man—New York Sun. Freedman. get i t ? The end. Washington Star. or Tea room at Williamsport. Thankgiving Vacation Begins November 26 Derbies Hold Smoker; Many Alumni Return These Bear Repeating •7^ T H E COLLEGE TIMES COLLEGE TIMES Piilillshed semi-monthly during the school year in the interest of t h e Lock Haven State Teachers College. Member of N. A. S. Quiz Features Players' Meet The College Players held a general meeting Monday evening, Nov. 3, at 7:30, In the new auditorium. A "Know Your Handl)ook" quiz was arranged by the program committee, with .Tack Probst, chairman, as announcer. Joel Freedman as Professor Whiz, and Russell Judd, Helen Burgess. Mary Jean Moyer. and J e a n Erieg as judges. Everyone in the audience participated in an hour of instruction, spiced with humor provided by Profesor Whiz, the announcer, and the contestants. Honors were awarded for correct BUSINESS STAFF answers. Business Manager J. Russell Gabel The remainder of the series of Circulation Manager Charles Zong one-act practice plays have been Assistant Circulation Managers Margaret Shaffer, Lucy Rosamilia cast and dates for presentation arAdvertising Manager Dick Cook ranged. "Ten Minutes by the Clock," Assistant Adv. Managers—Bud Bradbury, J e a n Dunn, Doris Hoffman director Kathryn Drauker, will be presented Nov. 24, with the following ca.st: "Gypsy," Mary Jane E a r Faculty Advisor Mr. Kills on; "Queen," Jean Dunn; "King," Dan Stanley; Pompom, Russell Acceptance for mailing at special rates of postage provided for in Judd; "Bitter-Batter,'' Martha Mill*Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1823. er; "Page," Alice Bubb; "Dux,"' J a n e Entered ais Second Olass matter November 6, 1928, a t the Post Office Bittner; "Dox," J e a n McDonald; Prompter, Mary J a n e Earon. a t Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879. The Christmas play, directed by Frances Molitor, will be given Dec. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1941 10, with these people participating: "Rachael," Jeanette E a r o n ; "Arab," Elizabeth Harrison; "Leah," PrLscilSOCCER la H e s s ; "Mary," Margaret MadTwo years ago, when soccer became one of our extra-cur- den; "Joseph," Charles Zong; "Begricular sports, there was a great deal of fanfare and speech g a r Girl," Mary Debo; Prompter, making which in essence proclaimed t h a t another milestone Mary Debo. Lois Reeder's play, "The Eldest," had been added in sports history a t the Alma Mater. Now we which will be produced in J a n u find t h a t all such fanfare has passed away, and the support ary, before the second semester, h a s this cast: "Rose," Virginia Baughwhich was given earlier has become a thing of the past. er; "Floss," Sara Lee Mark; "NeighWe are witnessing this fall one of the most valiant strug- bor," Marion McPhee; "Harry," gles ever put up by a group of determined enthusiasts, who Garth K r e a m e r ; "Al," Elmer Bradbury; " P a , " Charles Zong; "Ma," maintain t h a t soccer does have something to give u s ! This Lois Biddle, who also acts a s paper feels most definitely t h a t such a thought and such a prompter. l'>1itor-ln-Chief Associate Editors Managing Bditor Sports Editor Secretaries Lewis W. Rathgeber, Jr. William R. Bittner, Dale Olmstead John Akeley John Renne Clara Danis, Bann Wetzler, Louise Caldwell J o h n Akeley, Martha Zeigler Columnists—Charles Norlund, Don Rathgeber, Richai'd Hartzell, John Akeley, Martha Zeigler. Reporters—George Barnes, Alyce Barr, Joe Errigo. Priscilla Hess, Virginia Kleth. Lois Raup, Betty Thompson, Joan Vogt, Phyllis Wolf. Cubs—Lois Biddle, Elizabeth Harrison, Leona Hosmer, Sally Loncoske, Margaret Mary Madden, Martha Miller. Clair Young. determination rightfully merits the aid and support of t h i s College. The attitude of indifference to soccer is equally a s bad as such indifference would be toward football. Soccer as a sport offers a splendid opportunity to those who are handicapped by lack of weight and other necessities for the more strenuous game of football. All sports offer the lessons of cooperation and discipline Such valuable qualities should not be lost for lack of an extra-curricular program capable of working side by side with football. Blake Haimmond and his group deserve more t h a n a p a t on the back for their constructive attitude in regards to our athletic program. Particularly to Rev. Blake Hammond goes a great deal of credit. The loss of our fine coach, who has been called to a new charge at Towson, Maryland, will be a severe one to the College, as he has given faithfully of his time and energy toward what m u s t have at times seemed an almost insurmountable task. Equally worthy of credit is the group of students who are striving to gain the utmost out of one of the most ancient of sports. Musical Organizations Due to the fact t h a t there has been only a certain time allotted to Musical Organizations on Campu/, the College Choir, composed of men and women, and the Bel Canto Glee Club, composed only of women, have combined in certain respects. The membership in the College Choir is 40.. The officers a r e : P r e s ident, Eugene Shuey; Vice President, Maxine Bressler; Treasurer, William Ingram; Librarian, Leo Hertzog and George Gamble; and Student Council Representative, Lois Reeler. The Bel Cantos meet together once a week as the all-girl organization. They have decided to keep their organization and have their OW nofficers. The Bel Canto officers a r e : President, Rosella Corbin; Vice President, Josephnie INVITATION TO LEARNING Gauntt; Secretary, Lois Hahn, " I n v i t a t i o n t o L e a r n i n g , " a p r o g r a m d e v o t e d t o t h e d i s - Treasurer, KmlUe Elllott; Llbraricussion of great literary works returns to the Columbia ans, J a n e t White and Lois Wertz; network Sunday, November 16, after a recess of seven weeks. and Student Council representative, Sonia Venger. (WABC-CBS, 11:30 to 12:00 Noon, E S T ) . T h e Inner Circle of the College William S. Paley, CBS president, points out the Colum- Choir will sing at the defense ralbia Broadcasting System feels t h a t "in times of national ly to be held November 13. emergency, the need for spiritual defense of the faiths and The Women's Chorus, consisting ideals oi our civilization is as important as the physical de- of nearly 35 women, mefets T h u r s day. Their officers a r e : President, fense of our land." In the foreword to the "Listener's Guide" which is to be fluth B r u n g a r d ; Vice President, P e t t n a t i ; Point Secretary, offered in conjunction with the "Invitation to Learning" Yolanda Louise Clark; Recording Secretary. broadcasts, Mr. Paley adds t h a t CBS "feels t h a t the growing Rita H u r d ; Treasurer, Nellie Dontension of our times has made such a program more, rather ovan; Librarians, Irene Pinto and t h a n less, vital. By re-discovering and re-discussing the Ida Mae Barton; Student Council literary classics of all times, we charge our minds and hearts Representative, Jeannette Earon. with renewed conviction that the things our nation struggles Tbe executive committee will meet In the near future and plan for a to maintain are the only things of lasting value." social event. Outstanding figures in American a r t s and public life The orchestra, due to the Illness have been invited to participate in these Sunday morning dis- of Mr. Lehmann, under the direccussions. Mark Van Doren, Pulitzer Prize winner in poetry, tion of Miss Ullemeyer, has, a t the is chairman of the discussion. The other members of the present time, a membersliip of about ten persons. group changes weekly. John Peale Bishop, noted Southern poet, is guest on the All of the organizations are s t a r t opening program with Cervantes' "Don Quixote" under dis- ing rehearsal for the annual Nacussion. Historian Allen Nevins appears on the program tivity program which will be presented December 21. November 23 to join in the probing of Herodotus' "History." Of Time and Blizzard' Chapel Presentation STUDENT PERSONALITY My J. RUSSEL GABEL Friday, November 7th, the College Players presented "Of Time and t h e Blizzard" by John Fitzpatrick, the first of the one-act plays for the purpose of giving experience to aspiring actors and actres.ses. The director, William R. Bittner, tried an Innovation by using musical recordings in an attempt to set the mood of the play. However, It seems t h a t Igor Stravinsky's ballet music, "iSacre du Prlntemps," was a bit too heavy for the audience to appreciate or perhaps because the music came from the rear of the auditorium, and none too clearly; the audience failed to see t h a t there was supposed to be a connection with the music and w h a t was to follow. The play itself evoked a great deal of poet-performance comment from all who witnessed it. The plot, a s I see it, was based on the ROGER FERNAU relativity of time and t h a t ' s all. Roger F e r n a u was born In CovWhen the play was over, I was not ington, Va., on April 1, 1920. He quite sure whether I should go graduated from the Tyrone High back stage to congratulate t h e act- School. Throughout his high school ors and actresses or whether that career Roger took an active part had been done years ago. T h e play, in Boy Scout work. He is a member of course, was a light satire on the of the Bagle Scouts. Roger has series of time plays which were so worked in a Scout camp for five popular a year or so ago. Speaking years. Being a qualified scout and of the cast, their performances was rendering service to his fellow men excellent. J a m e s Peet and Ardon h a s been Roger's life-long a m b i Munson seemed a bit stiff and for- tion. He knows t h a t the teaching mal throughout the play, but Sally profession is going to be a great Loncoske carried her role with vi- help to him in this type of work. vaciousness t h a t will prove valuable Roger is teaching first aid to the in later plays. J a c k P r o b s t ' s inter- Lock Haven police and local t o w n s pretation of the confused English people. author was very good, but when he H e thinks t h a t t h e student body became a bit excited his accent noticeably changed from Plcadilly to is one of the best he has ever been Pennsylvania. The portrayal given associated with. He says t h a t the by Rose Minnie Probst, in her first faculty is all right, too. He t h i n k s c h a r a c t e r role, was excellent. Per- t h a t the College is neglecting its haps h e r sudden change to a grand- good swimming pool by not h a v mother mystified the audience, but ing a College swimming team. He thinks t h a t athletics is t h e it certainly showed talent. Marjorie Wise, who entered carrying the main part of physical education and baby, w a s so convincing in her also believes t h a t athletics has a cough t h a t I wag tempted to toss a brilliant future, with the t a s k of box of cough drops a t her. Jean building up our citizens, whether in Wright's role, a s the indolent, choc- the schools or in the army. olate eating book--worm, was done Roger has taken an active p a r t so well that she was even uncon- in the Dramatics Club. He is in cerned about being married to a big- charge of the lighting committee amist. Regardless of a few missed and is a member of the governing cues a n d skipped lines, the play board. H e is president of the J u n was very well done, and the cast ior class, and a member of the deserves all the credit they receiv- Naturalist club. Being air-minded, ed for their first performance. Roger passed his test in flying and But t h e acting before the audi- has had his private pilot's license ence is no more deserving than the since J a n u a r y . acting t h a t took place behind the scenes. H a n k Ryan, the ingenious sound technician of the Dramatics Club, w a s kept on the j u m p imitating a crying baby, baying bloodhounds, and the wind in a blizzard, j While H a n k was doing this. Dale Olmstead was throwing snow about. ' By the u.se of a s t r a n g e device Alf Landon says t h a t the N e w composed of bed sheet a n d scraps of paper, he was kept busy making Dealers are seeking to establish a the blizzard realistic. The snow collective state. They are now t r y thrown on the characters entering ing out t h a t collective business on t h e door had but one fault, it didn't the taxpayers.—Republic Bulletin. melt when it got into the w a r m In ca.se Treasury accountants a r e room. Next time maybe he'll use puzzled over how to classify expenREAL snow. However, with the aid ditures on our Atlantic a n t i - s u b of Lois Reeder, Ray Rathmell, and marine patrol, how about listing Bud Bradburry, Olmstead managed them as a sinking fund?—Washingto keep t h e snow falling a s long as ton Star. the script called for it. Wthile this was going on, John Akeley ^vas Due to tlie c u t in ovitput much of having his troubles in t h e lighting the pressure is to be taken out of booth. The director would give an car salesmanship. In tact. It m a y oixier from the projection booth yet be the customer who grabs t h e about the lights, and then a voice agent by the lapel.—Atlanta Constiwould come over the 'phone from tlon. the audience (it was a real 'phone connection) telling him to flicker Hollywod Is planning to do the the flame in t h e fireplace because life of Lou Gehrig. F o r comedy r e the door opened. lief we hope the script writer can With all this activity going on figure a way to have him play "out In front" and "behind" the against Brooklyn.—Omaha Worldplay was quite effective. The a u - Herald. dience w a s in stitches part of the time, and the actors did fail to if they are still doubtful if they s a w pau.se for the laughs, but I dare say the play in 1941, or 1888, or m a y b e t;ie audience enjoyed the play, even in 1978. With The Paragraphers THE COLLEGE TIMES College Sports HavenitesCortland I Crowd Fear Rain T h e powerful Lock Haven Teache- , himself useful .some way) all about aome a big brother to some of these what you don't like. nifty little high school sophomores." In closing, let us urge you, one "Pepsi" Beveridge—"Yea Lock , and all, to remember the old adage Haven." "Cotton'' Hoover—"There's no co- I of your ancestors, and to guide your ' life by t h a t sobbiest of psalms— operation." 40 Bellefonte Ave. George Barnes—"Look a t the sta- j "Be kind to your wed-footed friends RENZO'S —Shoe Repair- tistics—Billtown won t h a t game." The weakest a t t e m p t a t an excuse we. have heard in a long, long time was when "Bude" Batley told Mr. Hills that she couldn't do her poetry assignment because she didn't have tnonugh money to buy her poetic license for this year. Oooooooohhhhhh!!! Budge. As long as we are digging them out from under the oldest tombstones, did you hear aliout J e n a e t t e Baron's contribution to a conversation a t the Millersville Conference? In the course of the conversation it came out that, when talking about men, the girls from Indiana T. C. ask "Wbat is he?" Immediately a girl from Slippery Rock said t h a t where she came from they simply a s k "Who is he?" A delegate from Bloomsburg stated that a t her college they ask "How is he?'' When it came time for J e a n ette to come forth with the question of L. H. Co-eds, the best she could do was " W H E R E is h e ? " Certain people still think tliat the flower of manhood is Four Roses b u t it is an established fact t h a t a fine way to start sowing wild oats is with Rye. That Sadie Hawkins Day sign on t h e bulletin board must have given Dick Cook an awful scare. At any r a t e it caused him to postpone his annual mustache (?) a t t e m p t for a t Jea.st a month. In spite of w h a t Biologists say. I am convinced t h a t girls can be color blind. While I was walking with the ever lovin' doll the other P. M.. she found a light blond hair on my coat. Prom the way s h e act- | ed I could almost swear she .saw | red. j NOTE TO F R E S H M E N — T h a t oh-so popular course a t L. H. is formally entitled Campusology. It is definitely not Woology or some other "ersatz" word. 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