COLLEGE TIMES Visitation Committee Studies Our P r o g r a m Vol. 24 Students Attend T' C. Presents U. S. Marine Conference Corps Leaders' Course In Mexico Siinultaneous with the annoimcenient that the L'nited States .Marine Corps has reactivated Platoon Leaders Classes at many of the nation's accredited colleges and universities, it was announced that Marine Captain .Michael I). Benda will visit State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Pa., March 27, 11)47, in the interest of Marine officer procurement. Marine Platoon Leaders Classes a r e open to freshmen aa well as .••(ophomores and juniors. Students selected for the program are enlisted in the Marine Corps Ileseive (Inactive). As reservists, they are subject to call to active duty only during- a state of National Emergency, unless they request such assignment. Although a state of National Emergency now exists, only those who volunteer are being called to active duty. Members attend either one or two, six weeks periods of summer military training at Marine Corps Schools, Quantico, Virginia, located on the Potomac Itiver, thirty miles south of Washington, D. C. Students enlisted when freshmen or sophomores attend two summer training periods prior to graduation while juniors attend only the advanced summer training period. No military training is required during the academic .vear of enrollment. F r r l.'ie first summei- trainingperiod, students are -Marine corporals and are salaried at $00 per month. During the second period, they are sergeants and receive pay at the rate of $100 per month. Ail platoon leaders are quartered, aub.siated, clothed, and furnished medical attention, and transportation frorn their homes to the place of training and return. After successful completion of the required periods of military training and after graduation from ^.ollege with a baccalaureate degree. Platoon Leaders are eligible for appointments to the commissioned ranks of Second Lieutenants, U. S. Marine Corps Iteserve. A limited number of graduates may be commissioned in the regular Warine Corps. Itequirements for Platoon Leadera Classes state that students must be male citizens of the United States, not under seventeen .vears Organization Formed By Penn State A new organization, christened "The Penn State Education Doctors," for which only persons with doctorate degrees from the School of Education at the Pennsylvania State College are eligible, includes President Richard T. Parsons and five membera of the faculty of Lock Haven State Teachers College, among Its members. .Members now number 100 and come from 22 of the country's IS states. Lock Haven faculty members are: Dr. Edna Bottorf, directors of a r t ; Dr. Marmaret Mercer, profesaor of psychology; Dr. F. Clark Skelly, professor of science; and Dr. Charles W. Coxe, professor of education. o No Flower Dance Well, fellows you'll be able to go to the Spring Formal, and still be able to afford that cup of coffee afterwards. This is the noflower dance of tbe year. In fact, the first on the campua, in many years. No matter, how well your girl, Hedy Lamai-r, looks with gardenias in her hair, or how well orchids go with Janie's complexion, remember — i t s thumbs down on flowers. Any girl coming to the dance with flowers will be asked to remove them. The No-Flower dance, sponsored by the Junior class, is to be held April 12 in the girls' gym. Dancing is from 8:30 to 12:00 o'clock. Let's see all of you young ladies and gentlemen there. That cup of coffee will certainly taste good afterwards and we'll never misa those flowers. of age and not more than twentyfive years of age on July 1 of the calendar year In which eligible for appointment. They must not be married and must i-emain unmarried until completion of the senlor course of niilitar.v training. In addition, they must not be a member of an.v military organization except the .'^aval .Militia, must not be eligible for involuntary i duction under an.v existing Selective Service lawa or regulations .lunlors must be honoraiily discharged veterans of one of the United .\rm6d Seivicea of the or reserve components States Students must be phythereof. sically qualified in all respects for appointment to commissioned rank LOCK HAVEN, APRIL 2, 1947 No. 7 Representatives Submit Reports to Their Colleges; Three Days Are Scheduled PHIL.VDELPHIA—.More than 400 young people of high school and college age, of all races nnd religions, are expected to participate To Lock Haven has been given General Education—Faculty: Mr. in work and study projects spon- the honor of being the first col- Fleming, .Miss Wible, Miss Philips. sored by the -Vmeriean Friends lege in Pennsylvania to come under Mr. Fromm, Mr. Miller, Mr. Ulmer, Service Committee (Quakers) in the observation of members of fac- Dr. Bottorf, Chairman. Studenta: .Mexico, Europe and all parts of the ulties of colleges throughout the J a n e Thomas Gray, Mary Yerkes l'nited States thia summer, Clar- state. Thia committee, consisting .\ibert Wolf, Andrew Tocimak. ence E. Pickett, executive secre- of representatives from Temple, Education—Faculty: tary of the Committee, announced Penn State, liberal a r t s colleges, Dr.Professional Dd. Fountain, Miss today. and other teachers colleges, will Gross,Hutto, Dr. Rude, Miss Lynds, Mr. In addition. .Mr. Pickett said study the teacher training pro- MacDougall, Chairman. Studenta: nearly 40 Institutes of Internation- gram of thia college and others .\rden Monson, Wm. Graffius, Alice al Relations, International Service in the state, and will submit re- Yoxtheimer, Louise B^ollmer. Seminars and Peace Cai-avans will porta to tbe president.s of theae Student Teaching, Placement and be sponsored In the United States colleges. The committee wiil apend by the Committee to stimulate in- three days a t Lock Haven during Follow-up—Faculty: Dr. 55immerll, Mr. Vonada, Mr. Thomas, Mrs. terest In achieving world peace. the week of May 5. Misa Ullemeyer, Misa Thousands of students, teachers Aside from the atudy of the edu- Graffius, and other interested persona are cational program, the visitors will Cumming.s, Dr. Patterson, ChairStudenta: Pat Kunselman, expected to attend these confer- observe all phases of college life: man. ences. atudent publications, the cultural Gerald Solenak.v, Caroline Diack, Richard Barnhart. -Mr. Pickett pointed out that tbe program, extra-curricular organizAcademic Curriculum — Faculty: people who participate in these ations. To prepare reporta to pre.sent to Dr. Skelly, Dr. Bottorf, Mr. Yost, service and educational projects do Students: so voluntarily, and, for the most the visitation committee. Dr. Par- Dr. North, Chairman. To our knowledge, there will part, pay their own expenses. sons has designated faculty and John Lamade. Jack Smawley. Betty be just two more college dances Gottshall, Nora Walizer. student members of the college as "Their response Is based on a this year in which you can hear to serve tbe social, cultural composing the following commitSchool Plant—F'aculty: .Mr. ZimThe Collegians. The only two that desire and spiritual needs of people," .Mr. tees: merman, Mr. Vonada, Mr. Thomas, we know about at the moment are Pickett Committee on Philosophy of Ed- Chairman, Mr. Hunt, Mr. Nevel. said. "Our projects In the the Spring Frolic and the Junior United States a r e designed to cre- ucation — Faculty: Dr. Rude, Dr. Students: Paul Laux, George GalProm. Our off-campus jobs will understanding between groups Patterson, Dr. Warters, Miss Cur- lery, .Marietta Snyder. Rita Wildefar exceed any which may be on ate within our country; for those out- tis, Mr. Patterson, Misa Rook, Dr. man. campus. Our periodical YMCA aide country it is hoped they Parsons, Chairman, Dr. Zimmerli. Dances will be advertised tliru' the will this build iiridges of understand- Students: John P. Jonea, Ruth local newspapers as usual. ing and fellowship which will make Beckenbaugh, Mary Drick, FletchOn .March 21, the Collegians will the world secure." er .Martin, Joe Hutnyan. journey to Howard High School Administration and Staff—FaculApproximatel.v .^0 .Vmei-icans. to present their musical styles for ty: Mr. S. J. Smith, .Mr. .March, a dance there. Bargaining is also through tbe Quaker International Miss C. Smith, Dr. Coxe, Chairman. under wa.v I'or another dance up Voluntary Service, will join with Students: John McGuire, P r a n k there. On Mareh 27, The Colleg- young people from various E u r o - Kamus, Ann Wright, Betty Hanka. ians will play at a heap hig Elks' pean countries in repairing and reSelection and .Vdniission of Stucommunity shindig . . . . there will be another building- homes and I'erhaps the newest aspect of baiid rimning' competition with us facilities in Finland, Italy and pos- dent.s—Faculty: Miss Holmes, Miss tliat niiiht on first flooi-. Call it sibly some other countries this Stepp. Mr. Jack, Dr. Warters, Mr. modern education is its emphasis Schrot, .Mr. Sullivan. (.'hairman. on Riding the handicapped student "The Battle of Bands" If you like! summer. Virginia Raugher, David .Much lias been said and done aljout The Collegians are proud to anWorkers in Mexico will work in Students: llarnbart, Nanc.v Zimiiierman, Mar.\the education and re-education of nounce the signing of the LHHS five communities. The work of the the soldier, the veteran. Since Junioi- Prom contra<'t. LHHS Jun- women's group will Include help- .lane Puderbaugh. iors are some of our most avid ing in clinics and hospitals, visitGuidance — Faculty: Dr. Mercei-. Pearl Harbor, the Government has followers, and we're no less en'- ing homes with public health Dr. Skelly, Mr. Hills. .Mr. Hobba, found that L.TOO.OOO men and wothiisiastic over them than the.v are niirses. teaching in some schools, .Mr. Koons, .Mr. Routch, Miss Spik- men in the civilian population have over us. and leading recreation for child- ings, Dr. Warters, Chairman. Stu- some disability constitutine- a bardents: Louise Pike, Robei-t Weaver, rier to their fullest physical and ST.VCATTO NOTES: Tabby Tyson ren. economic usefulness. This means Sara Yoder, Verna Wheeler. will be featured as king of the Men in Mexico will help improve that for ever.-^' disabled American skins at the Spiing Frolic . . . school |-Hcilities in a remote Indian soldier there are five disabled Have been working on a few nev\' village; in Yautepac, they will American civilians. Through acciorch's which we think .vou like work on pi-ojects in public health dents and illness, or from congen. . . "Who," "Opus No. 1." "Tux- engineering-, as well as assist in a ial caiist^s. tills number increa.^es edo Junction," and . . . take spe- pi-oHram of teaching illiterates to b.\- 200,000 every yejir. Returning cial note of nalpli Johnson's trum- read and wi-ite. Yum-Yum.': .\h, yes—the L.S.A. Gl's have not Initiated a new pet In "Chirlbiribin" . . . and some has had their annual spaghetti and pi-oblem on our campus; they a r e In this country, thirteen work meatball dinner. Under tlie direcnew orcbs on the way . . . ".\pril Slioweia," "South liampart Street camps will be sponsored in 10 dif- tion of the cooks—.lohnny Boob, mei-el\- re-emphasizing- an old one. Their growing numbers, however, states. Projects include Bob Smawley, Parade," "Hoodie Addle" and ferent Marian Kratzer. have brought about a huge expunbuilding a two-room schoolhouse Marian others. Neimond, J a k e and George sion program of college services in Grainger Count.v, Tennessee, to Gottshall—all members of the Lureplace the one-room building the theran Student -Association enjoy- for- the bandicapiied. The Federal community has had heretofore; ed a delicious dinner at the St. Government and the states have helping paint, plaster and Improve Johns Paris House on .March 10, organized jointly to restore handicapped veterans and civilians to the homes of low income families l.ti47. the highest possible vocational reA musicale was successfully pre- In Chicago and Media, PennsylThe next meeting of L.S.A. will habilitation, and tbe schools h ' v e sented by Alpha Sigma Tau on vania; screening- houses and privies with remarkable -March 21, from 8:00-10:00 in the for Mexican families living in un- be held .March in, 1947 in the come through ease and speed. Whei-e a single Women's Oymnaaium. Entertain- derprivileged areas in San Antonio, Y.W.C.A. room. for a handful of "special" ment was provided by the Bel Can- Texas, and carrying on recreationComment—Let's have more spa- office students once served a university's tos, with individual selections b.v al programs in several locations. ghetti suppers. needs, a coordinated system of ex.Martha Gross, Mrs. .Mcintosh, Mr. .Vn Interne-in-lndustry project pert ps.\'cliolog-ical. vocational, eduHubba, and others from the Lock wiii be continued in Philadelphia, cational and medical counseling Haven -Music Club. tlirough which students work in an -V silver offering- was taken, the industr.v, live cooperatively with studying in thia countr.v for seven- and a battery of tests have now proceeds from which new drapes olher young people, and study ob- week conferences with American been set u]) to aid the \-eteraii. Ciwill be purchased for the social jectively the problems of labor students. With a faculty of ex- vilian students are, of course, g i v pei-ts, students explore tbe possi- en the same services. rooms. nnd management. iiiiitiea of building a peaceful The following- committee chairTwo lnterne-iii-(^ooperativcs pro- world. (Continued on I'a.y- Six) men are responsible for the success of the niusicale; Tessie jects will be held, one in New York Bartges and Betty Hanka, Pro- City and one in Minneapolis, Mingram: Jane Cray, Clean-up: Vii- nesota. -0<^^ ginia Speaker, Refresliments; Edith Participants in Institutional SerMachtiey, Advertising; and Fay vice Units work as temporary emBronson, Decorations. ployees in mental hospitals or reformatoriea while, studying mental illnesses or correctional methods. Peace Caravans, made up of four or five students In each unit, go to a community, and by using all CA.MPUS SCHOOL NEWS Highlighting the campus school t.vpes of educational methods, such news in a ph.vaieal education dem- as radio, fili-ns. discussion and groups, and newspaper onstration to be given Tuesday, study March 25. Grades 5 and 0 will stories, try to stimulate study and present the program at 11:00 in action on issues of world peace. the Women's gymnasium. Third Ten Caravans will be sent out this and fourth grades will be guests sumnier to communities u-hich have at the demonsti-ation. Mr. William reciuested their services. Graffius is planning and supervisNineteen Institutes of International Relations, 12 for adults and ing the piogram. seven for teen-agers, will make The entire campus school plans authorities to attend the college demonstra- available well-known tion of the physical education on international questions and domestic affairs as faculty meinbers class, Friday, April 18. .Miss Gross, supervisor of the for 10-day conferences on presentday problems. second grades. Is planning an allschool assembly; however, no defBetween seven and ten Internainite date has been agreed upon tional Service Seminars will bring to present the assembly. together foreign students who are Collegians Booked At Howard EMPHASIS IS PLACED ON AIDING HANDICAPPED Lutheran Student Assn. A.S.T. Presents Musicale Campus School News " ^ Page Two THE THE COLLEGE TLMES STAFF Edit.ir I-;, t t y T^oriHau .Associale I-,Iditors l o e 1-liunyan. Poroth.N- H u s t o n Cii-i--.ilaIion .MfiniiKeis . . . Rl t t i e Senti-Iilv. J a n e C r a y I'li.-iness .M.'i n.-i ,L:er lean liietricli l<|)orts ^Vril••l•s ul'el, l-'iliiiiina l-^in|-ilio. H e l e n K i n g Jim .\dv( r t i s i l t g .M.'ina;.;er .Mert Stabb-iAdverli.-.:ing .^t.-iff llow.-iril Is.-i -s. I'oloi-is ll.'ir.-ild Jiak..-iip R i t a loli-lii.-slil. .lo L.MIll Typi.^ts I r a n l-Iis HIcc-ll Baiel- s k i . l-:icMii.i- ll;ird.xl-'r-i iH-fs K ils'tonk Student Council R e p r e s e n t a t i v e :MI>-.\ , Ceol-t;.- .\y.-. . Writ-rs l a c k l.ajio . \ i a r j o r i e T)ioni|j...on, .Jerre .S( .i.-.itr. .i-.i'U lU-i'U. Siinl Micki\-, J. J;ussel (..';ihlc, Hiink I:\^in J o a n .Murpliy, J-:(lith .M,-i tchle.\ . l-;ec-ky (Ir.-iiicl, D o i o t l i v H.-..i',.,ii l-:thel R a u g l i t , l''r:uii-is 11 a i-t/,--l I, ' ' I n i s Low i-oss, \'tl-;.;inia Cuii llus, I ' h y l l l s B i u n i l j a u g l i , J u l i a .\'-llo, B e t t y TlioiuiK-^oil. EDiTORiAL OAE CKEEI) OAE WOULD Easter Eggs COLLEGE TIMES Kditor's \ot*r: A n y " l e t t e r s t o t h e E d i t o r " on p e r t i n e n t s u b j e c t s w i l l he piinl i s h e d in thi.s e o l u n i n . Dear Editor: T h i s •-oliiiiill li,-is ])i-i-viousl.\ he.ri m o r e Ol- less, a coin]!!.-! in t f! p i i r t nu'iit. 'rotl;!,\-, 1 ;ini w r i t inu' l ll'lt e r in pr;ii.^e of ,\otir editor-in u o u r c-oIU-.u'e liii|n-r, ^•(lMr :i "d .\-or:l s l a l f li:ivt d o n e a ,-|iJcndid .ii>!i tl-i iiirliont llie .\.-,il-. I'le.-ise ::ri-e!/ t tilli hla giner.\- l a u r e i s I ]ii-i.--''i t ti 1 , \ - O U , \-(iu n o t onl.\- ]i:i\-e in.-ri-as. li t h e nilJiiln-l- 111' p a y e s , but yoo h a v • l i i - t l e r (iU.-ilit.\- of ai-li(-li s iKlliI i s h i d . Tile ni-w c o l u n i n s .-idded linvi- inade tlie papei- m u r e in ti-i est ing a n d i n joyable. O u r CDI lis.;.- lite is p r e senteil in I ai-ll iinblii-al ion. I pailii.-uiarly liked t h e i-rirliiun tn t h e last eilition. Tlii'.\- liav.- « i v e n j e s t to tlie p a p e r . T h i s is n o t i>ni,\- ni\ n p i n i o n , h u t tile o p i n i o n of iiian,\-. Keep liji t h e uoofi w o r k . .Silii-ei-Hl>- y o u r s . A SCII'HdMDUl-; Why a r e eggs so inseparably connected with E a s t e r ? The answer is that for many centuries before the birth n . la; re r el-:ditni-: n t l \ - I r e c e i \ ' e d a l e t t e r in of Our Lord tlie egg was regarded as a symbol of new life. my m a i l b o x telliiii; nie t h a t t h e »-olIe,iie is l i a \ i n g two-hundred As such it played an important part in the religious cere(Iiirinn tlie lOaster v.-icafion. monies of t h e Egyptians, Persian.s, Greeks, Gauls, and Rom- .'-;uests \ l s o , in t h i s l e t t e r , I w a s told i n o t ans. With the early Christians t h e egg became the symbol aslved), t h a t t h e x i s i t o r s w o u l d irse of t h e Resurrection. Many pagan customs were adapted by my r o o m , a n d woulrl I Kindl.x- leaximy bialikel,-.; a t tin- foot ol m y the Chri-stians in t h e early days of t h e Church. 'led. The connection between rabbits and Easter eggs is be- T h e a l i o \ i ' w.-is t h e .m-n-ial id'-.-i t h e leller. \\'ell. I don't k n o w lieved to have originated with Germans many centui'ies ago. iiT a b o u t a n \ o n e el.-^e in t h i s d o r m i One story is that a noble lady of Germany wished to cheer toi-.\-, liut I'm n o t ai-c-i:s!iim, (I lo up t h e children while their father were away a t war. She le'.tinj;- s t r a n g - e r s use luy pi r s i m a l pr'ipert>-. W o u l d an,\- of o u r Cai-decided to hide colored eggs in t h e fields and thickets. On iilty m e i n b e r s t a k e a sli-.-nyii- imt Easter Sunday the children were sent out to search for them. of t h e s t r e e t , anil ..- irii-iid's 1< i-ker eggs to t h e top of a hill and rolled them down. The child ovi r in t h e F i e k l Hoii.--e, .My l.ed will be b a r e an.l w o n ' t h a x e thiwho could roll his egg t h e farthest without breaking it wasSinn " w e l c o m e " b e l i e v e me. proclaimed t h e winner. He got t h e eggs of the other childI t h i n k t h e l e a s t a pei-sou can ren. Tliis is how t h e custom of Easter egg rolling started. do i..; sk p e r m i s s i o n b e f o r e i s s u i n g rder especially whi n p e r s o n a l Later t h e custom was brought from England to t h e United uiJi-opej-ty is i n v o l v e d . States. .Sincerel.i-, -V D O R M The World We Live In Keys To Treasure Sororities... Letters to the Editor FELLOW -o- . \ l t h o u g h .April 1 a p p e a r s t o h a v e By Bi;i"l'IK SKN'I'KI.IK nuK-li I'm s u r e > ou will find Iileasiire reading- t h e n e w b o o k s Tlie,\- a r e a d d e d t o o u r Ii i-ar.\-. the following. F r e e d m a n , .\'ani-\- a u d H iu-i!i<-t-.Mrs. M i k e . T h i s novel is iinmt •I s i x t e e n . \ e a r old ,t:ii-l wlm \\:i,s s e n t from B o s t o n t o t h e w i l d s n w e s t e r n C a n u b - t o lixe w i t h .-in u n c l e to re<-over ln-r h e a l t h . Hire s h e m e t a red-i-o.it.-il .Miii'ntcd P o l i c e m a n .-md soon b e c a m e .Mr. Mike, .•-:iie found t h a t b i i o m i n g J l r s . M i k e s h e h a d at;ri i-d t o live in a sav.-i.t;-. w i l d e r n e s s . a n .-ilnmst Ulimapied cKiiallse ol' f o r e s t . lndi;ins, \\iiil .-inimals. epiib inics a n d f o i e s t I'iris w e r e pi-oblems s h e h.-id t o face a.-well a s iiiakinL; a lionie a n d c a r i n g Ol- h e r t w o lialiii s. A\:'ll-i-r, L o u i s ( e d ) — . \ Ti-i ishi-H of Lai iihli-r. 'i'lii,.! hook is a TIKI iiage viiliime c o v e r i i g tin- i i i t i r e Iield of liniiiiir. T h e i e i-re si-:e.-lions r r o m ti|.- i - n a m of l-;imlis' ill! -Nmi'i-icMii ii;im'il"ius wrii.rs a,^ l-leni-hley, l l o l i m - s . i l i l l i e r t , \-a,-i|i Sanil>H;i-«, S a i i r . a n . •rillK-hir. T w a i . i a n d man.v o t l i e i s . T h i s book is a u r e - t m o r a l e b u i l d e r w Iv u feelin-; d o w n in t h e d u m p s . S t e i n b e c k , J o h n — 'I'ln- W a y w . i i !i.s. T h i s s t o r y Is b a s e d o n a •|>'1> III lieiipii- ridillL; in a b c s r i v r i i h.v an Anierica n i:a-d .Me,ic a n . On t h i s b u s w e luei t .Vui i.ia. t h e w a i t r e s s , w h o left h e r j.ib li, s e e k love a n d f a m e ; Mr. a n d .Mrs. P r i t c l i a r d w h o a r e on a lu.di.^a with their contemptuous and m u rotic daughter, a n d many people that we meet d a y after day. There ..; nn pvi-so'i on t h i s b u s w h o I.-J n o t o r d i n a r y o r f a m i l i a r by t h e n a m e of C a n i i l l e . T i n y w a v e s oi s e x i n c i t e u i e i i t siiread from io-i. S h e is A'enus, a w a r e of h e r un happy charm, unwilling to exerc i s e it, a n d u n a b l e t o a v o i d it. E v e r y o n e is d i s t u r b e d b y h e r b u t J u a n C h i c o y . T h e b u s is w r e c k e d on a h i l l s i d e r o a d , n o s h e l t e r , a v a i l able a n d no possible r e s c u e until morning-. By this time each per s o n a l i t i ' , e a c h c h a r a c t e r h a s . comi o u t of i t s s h e l l . ohsej-ved in a n c i e n t B r i t a i n A new r a m jet motor travels a t 1500 miles an hour. A alieen s a geufei-al f e s t i v a l , it w a s p r o b greater rate is predicted. A few handfuls of fissionable ma- a b l y n o t u n t i l t h e b e g i n n i n g of t h e terial wipe out two large cities. Even more devastating wea- ixtli c e n t u r y t h a t t h e m a k i n g of \ p r i l - f o o l s hei-aiue a c o m m o n c u s pons are reliably reported. The speed and power of the world .lom. In S c o t l a n d , t h e c u s t o m w a s we live in are appalling. The most terrifying examples of k n o w n a s " h u n t i n g t h e g o w k , " ( t h e this speed and power are new. They are not the achievement c u k o o ) a n d A p i i l - f o o l s w e r e " . \ p r i l gowks." of a century, nor of a generation, b u t of a decade or less. The .fet motor and t h e atom bomb, because of their dra•Alore t h a n t w o njillion w o r k e r s matic character, are known to all who can i-ead or hear. They w e r e d i s a b l e d d u r i n g 1946 b y w o r k tipify a new and fast-moving age. But t h e physical sciences injurie.s. T h e e s t i m a t e of t i m e lost have been pushed forward as rapidly on many other fronts. fi-om w o r k b e c a u s e of t h e s e i n j u r ies conies t o n e a r l y 17 niilllon day.s. The same brief span of time has witnessed t h e development of political and economic ideologies that have even greater significance for t h e future of mankind. They have already wrecked monetary systems, erased boundaries and dethroned kings. It is unrealistic for any nation of t h e globe to assume SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA that it may be protected by a sea-wall of isolationism from the backwash of these pi'ofound political and economic changes, or that it is vouch-safed freedom from a rising tide will hold a of alien ideals that can utterly destroy its own way of life. The world we live In is in the grip of scientific and ideological revolutions. Their inventions and innovations differ from each other in t h a t some are a threat and others a promise to civilization. They all have one thing in common, the speed with which they have come about. No one of these movements will wait. Scientific knowon ledge is feverishly advanced in laboratories around t h e world. America can easily lose its leadership in scientific achievement unless it seeks and trains those who can maintain it. , Political faiths hostile to democracy crowd their way into t h e legislative halls of nations, or fight their way to supremacy thru bloody streets. There is no reason to believe In a Storeroom on that they will not fintl beachheads in the United States. The dignity and woi'th of t h e individual human being which is the basic tenet of t h e American way cannot be saved except thru t h e intelligent home defense of a vigorously American citizenship for which the basis is laid in the American schools. KEEP THIS D.ATE IN MIND! That defense must be built now. There is no time to quibble over t h e reasonable cost of education. There was no quibbling over t h e cost of radar, carriers, or superforts in the late war. To quibble would have been to lose lives and BARGAINS FOR EVERYONE ! ! perhaps victory. There is no less a t stake in t h e issues of peace. A i^eople who can pay for a war can pay to keep antl improve what they fought for. " ''too RUMMAGE SALE April 12, 1947 Main Street Sigma Sigma Sigma T h i ' annu.-il Founder Ma-- I.I Simiia S i g m a 1.^ ,\jiril : Foiinde r ' s l ) a \ ' is c e l e l i r a i c d ii-h yeiir witli til',' traiHtioiiil i-erfiaoiia i balliilii'l. T h i s ,\e.-ii- .Mjilia Hhn lri>beeii h o n o r e d ]iy a sp, eial i n \ i t . ' i tion from t h e Tittsluirjili chaii'i-j to be i t s g u e s t s a t i b i ' a n n u a l b a n ijlM^t on l-''oiinil. r's |ia,\-. Tin. i-..],.I l l a t i o n will he held in t h e ilid'-l Koosi'\-elt in l ' i t t . . d r ' r u h . KleoHoii of o r r t e e r a Tile offlci-rs e l e c t i i i to s e r v e ni-Nt y e a r for t h e -\lplia I'.lii) C h a p t i- ..r' .Si.uina .Sigma Sliiuui a r e .as folliiw,-: President, Myi-tle Stabler; WrtI ' r e s i d e n t , Hi-tty I.,origan: I t e r o r d i n g .Sei-retar>-, H e l e n Kin,t;-: Cnr'-e,--p o n d i n g S e c r e t a r . v , Dorotb.\- ii'l.t'-lie r : a n d T r e a s u r e r . Clarion ()\\,ii,a n d a s s i s t a n t , P a t r i r i a l>ale. 'I'he D a t e ; 'I'he ' r i m e ; mill t h e Plac*. :\Iarch 2nd w-as a b e a u t i f u l d-iy. The earth w a s blanketed with s n o w . E a c h l i t t l e t w i g w a s p!-i,\'in.n- host t o m o r e t h a n i t s sb-tre or" beaut>-. The trees a n d bedjic,--. liea\->- \\-ith t h i s s p a r l v l i n g c o v e r , lii'ut to f o r m d e l i e a t e P a t t e r n s or^ r.\-a m-sceii t l a c e s . X a t u r e w a s infleid being- o s t e n t a t i o n s . Everyone Ie)t t h e ur,i;-e t o t u r n to t h i s g l i s t e n i n g pla.i-:i-)-i)i nil a n d enjo>- its placldness to t h e fullest. S i g m a , Sii;iu.-i, S i g m a b a d p l a n n -li a b a r b e c u e p a r t y a t t h e n a t uralist cabin tliat evening; a n d , a l t h o u g h t h e y w e r e h o p i n g , weathf-iconditions would be tolerable, th. y w e r e n o t e x p e c t i n g so spe<-ial a f a v o r f r o m t h e " d e a n " of w e a t l n r . W a l k i n g up t o t h e c.-ibin a n d . i i vIsagiuK- t h e I n c r e d u l o u s b e a u t y nf the pale m o o n l i g h t on t h e g l i s t e n ing snow made t h e entire cvinin-, c o m p a . r a b l e to a v e n t u r e i n t o MI- ,.; mythical dream world. \ e w I'led.u-ex T h e d a y t h a t t h e b i d s no o u t IHr n e w pltd.Lies is a l w a y s a d a y o r c a n . r a n t i c i p a t i o n f o r a n y activ:* soroi-ity m e m b e r . Itealizing that receiviiiK a bid f r o m S l m u a Sis-i:';i Sigiiia w o u l d be a m o i - e . t h a i i ro:iip l e m e n t a r y t o aii,\ g i i l , ' t h e n e i n l)i-rs i-hn...,. w i t h g r e a t dIsi-repam-.\thnsi- g i r l s whom the.vdei-inef worth.\- of r e c e i v i n g - t h i s honi.i-. Those !4irls wlio w-ere Jlli-diifd were: Winifred Swoyer, Ethel C a n w-right, l--:neen C h a r t o n , C l i r i s t i n Low JOS, a n d L o u i s e H a c k ' n l m r g h . ()n Wednesday evening thes.K i l l s w e r e w e l c o m e d i n t o .Sitci.,a .Sigma Sig-nia w i t h ail tlie t r a d i tion.-il c o n g e n i a l i t y of , \ l p h a Itho'-hospitality. .\ s i n e r e weh-oi, p t,, t h e n e w p l e d g e s w a s e x t e n d e d bv all t h e nienibers. —o Pi Kappa Sigma On T'>iday, M a r c h 1 I. t h e Pi K a p s held a s h o r t b u t I m p r e s s i v e ribbon pledging ceremony for o u r new Freshmen member, Joanne Schultz. P e f r e s h n i e n t s w e r e sei-ved a t a p a r t y a f t e r t h e c e r e m o n y . On S u n d a y e v e n i n g , J l a r c h Ifith t h e P i K a p s h a d a big- p a r t y a t t h e Naturalist Cabin. -Vpproximately fifteen couples a t t e n d e d t h e social meeting. There w a s dancing to records and also radio p r o g r a m s to listen to. A w e i n e r roast a n d a n o u t d o o r s i n g t o p p e d off t h e p a r t y . Junior Prom April 12 The Junior Prom also titled t h e " X o F l o w e r P a n c e " w i l l b e held S tin-day e v e n i n g A p r i l 12 In t h e girl's gym. The orchestra music will h e f u r n i s h e d b v t h e Collesi-ians. a n d danciPK- will b e c o n t i n u o u s from e i g h t - t h i r t y to midnight. :\nke F l a n a g a n a n d Jean Cuinniinas are Co-chairmen and have n a m e d t b e followine- c o m n i l t t e e s . Clean-np :\lary Y e r k e s Invitations lane Cray Pecorations loe L o n g Refreshments, JIarletta Snyder I^ooi' Myrtle Stabler Publicity, Maryagnes Cardner T h e J u n i o r P r o m w i l l he t h e l a s t f o r m a l d a n c e of t h e y e a r w h i c h will he o p e n e d t o a l l s t u d e n t s n t the college. The date again — A p r i l 12 a t S:.-!il p. m . •\t one. t i m e it w a s t h e m a n w h o w-oiried m o s t a b o u t h i s w a i s t - l i n e . .\i-i-iirding to t h e E n c y c l o p a e d i a Britanniia. Cretan men artificially c o n s t r i c t i - d theii- w a i s t s t o t h e size of s m a l l ho.x-s'. a p p a r e n t l y b y w e a r in c l i g h t b e l t s of m e t a l . •Ob, w-iti-r is t h e h e s t of d r i n k s , ' ^o a l l t h e s a g e s s i n g ; It lieing f l e e , I n o w l u e l i t i n k s . I'll h a v e s o m e of t b a t t h i n g . W b i l . m a n c a n live 10 d a y s w l t h m1 food lu- c a n n n t li\:e m o r e t h a n ' o u r da.vs w i t h o u t w a t e r . ^ THE COLLEGE Page Three TIMES IT SEEMS TO ME By FRANCIS HARTZELL W i t h all e v e r ine re'isitr-; .~p e,l t h e n a m e of Lock l i a v n h a s b e . n KiovviuK in a l i c i r c l e s o u t s i d e o u r eity Hmits. Hut for our convenience let us s e e h(tw I.ock H a v e n ' s n a m e h a s been eirctila ted b e c a u s e of t h e l o c a t i o n of t h e S t a t e T e a c h e r s ColleMc. In m y s h o r t .aeMUaintaiice w i t h t h i s i n s t i t u t i o n , 1 h a v e s e e n it h e r al i t s e s t a b l i s h m e n t in Wrestlinjj; a n d f i a s k e t b a l l of t o da\-. I Jut i n t e r n i t t e ? i t ly w e h a v e a l s o t u r n e d o u t fine p i e c e s of w o r k in L i t e r a t u r e . D a l e (H nis t e a d . ' \2 w o n t h e H a r p e r s Maya?;ine a w a r d in r i - e a t i v e W r i t i n g in ' 1 1 . .Music H Iso w a s in t h e l i m e l i g h t a r o u n d I !i;iS o r :i!t w h e n D o r o t h y Tfeller m a d e " W h o ' s W h o in A m e r i c a n Colleges." So u p to n o w it iias been j u s t i n d i v i d u a l s o r g r o u p s of i n d i v i d u a l s w h o h a v e k e p t t h e n a m e of [^o<'k H a v e n S t a t e T e a c h e r s Coll e g e a l i v e . B u t , a.s if a n e w o r d e r h a s s e t in, t h e t r e n d i s c h a n g i n g . In e v e r i n c i e a s i n g n u m b e r s 1 h a v e h e a r d people t h r o u g h o u t t h e s t a t e r e m a r k ahout Lock Haven from a new angle, Kducation. Yes, Kduc a t i o n . Ot c o u r s e oui- b i g g e s t c u r T'iculuni is P h y s i c a l E d u c a t i o n , b u t it is s t i l l E d u c a t i o n . W e a r e b u i l d ing a name here a t L o c k Haven a s having" o n e of t h e f i n e s t P l i y s i c a l K d u c a t i o n s c h o o l s in t h e E a s t . P.ut ] find o u t , f r o m a l i t t l e snoojiing, t h a t we a r e just beginning. T h a t , d u e to a s h o r t a g e of e ( | u i p m e n t , w e h a v e n ' t b e g u n to hit o u r full s t r i d e in t h i s b r o a d e n i n g field. I a m told t h a t in five yeai-s L o c k H a v e n will r a t e second to n o n e for c o m p l e t e , c o m p e t e n t , a n d t h o r o u g h c o u r s e s in H e a l t h and Physical Kducation. Xo l o n g ' You Asked Me! By BETTIE SENTELIK MUSIC NOTES S p r i n g is coming-—trrj la. ti'a 1,H. . \ n d .so a r e t h e Bel Cantn.s, h e r e , t h e f e , a n d evei">'\\'lier.' t-]sf. .March 11, t h e R i r l s f^iive a v a r i e d inii.sical m o g r a n i a t t h e .leise.v .Shore H i g h S c h o o l t o a ver.v a p preciatice audience. Hesldes t h e .songs Sling liy t h e e n t i r e g r o u p , T e s s l e liartge.s a n d M a r t h a Cros.s .sang- " . \ l y H e r o . " T h e s o l o s w e r e ".Smoke G e t s in Y o u r lOyi's" s u n g by T e s s i e B a r t g e . s , " T h e D e s e r t S o n g " liy .]o L y n , a n d " T o o Ua L o o r t a L o o l i a " hy ,I\ian Y n n . I ' a t B o o d l e a n d P e g g y S u ope did t h e i r s p e c i a l t y n u m b e r . " P u t a l o e s in t h e Oven." T h e .Masons w e r e e n t e r t a i n e d o n .March l.'i, w h e n t h e g r o u p sangsix s e l e c t i o n s . ".Ml t h e ' I ' h l n g s Vou A l e " w a s d i r e c t e d liy I ' e g g u .Swi)i)e. a s t u d e n t directoi-. l i l c h a r d f o i l i ver w e n t with t h e g i r l s a n d thrilled t h e a u d i e n c e a n d t h e Bel C a n t o s w i t h " O l d Man l l i v e r , - a n d " W a t e r P.o.v". F o r a n e n c o r e . I'cg S w o p e and P a t Bodle were asked to " P o t a t o e s In t h e <_»ven" whii-h is I'ast becoming popular. 'I'he Bel C a n t o s will s i n g on t h e m o r n i n g o t t h e lilst in .Vssembly, and a t t h e Alpha Sigma T a u Music a l e t h a t evening-. .Monday, i l a r c h '24, t h e y will p r e s e n t a n o t h e i - p r o g-i-am ol' s o n g s t o t h e P r e s b y t e r i a n .Men's r ^ r o t h e r h o o d . W h a t do you dislike most a h o u t T. C ? B u s Shanei"—Tiie f u s s i n e s s s o m e faculty teachers make about excused a n d unexcused cuts. They w o r r y more a b o u t t h e fellow's cuts W h a t is a tlieme',' *N0, MISS TYLER, THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE IS NOT "WHAT t h a n t h e y do a b o u t t e a c h i n g t h e i r is it a topic to w r i t e a b o n t ? courses. ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT'." Or is it a n a s s i g n m e n t t o k e e p Walter Zurowski—"1 'articipatinu >ou f r o m g o i n g out'.' in v a r s i t y s p o r t s a n d n o t g e t t i n g I'll tell you w h a t it is. e x t r a credit." all t h e t r o u b l e . Suchleniy there It is perplexil.\', c o m b i n e d w i t h U u t h i e S c l i a e f f e r — "I dislike w a s a n e x p l o s i o n , a larg^e puff of dexterity freshman restriction.s. Roy! W a t c h s m o k e a n d before Alladin could W i t h a d a s h of h u m o i - pi H.'S a m y spet-d w h e n I'm a s e n i o r . " s a y d o K - b i s c u i t , t h e r e w a s t h e btMt a s p o o n f ul of e x p l i c i t n e s s KM nor W i n d o m — " S c h o o l s p i r i t . " ;;est m a n b e b a d e v e r s e e n . He Add a d a s h of d e t e r m i n a t i o n — .Milt P o t t e r — " T h e a m o u n t of w a s a t l e a s t t e n feet tall, w o r e a Then go out and g e t yourself a n work (outside) I'or a one hour towel around his head and had a aspirin. course. S o m e t h i n g should be done bii; s\\ (ud d a n y l i u K from h i s belt. a b o u t it." Alladin's first impulse w a s to be By J O E HUTNYAN looking a t said individual from beS h i r l e y Ocitchell — " C o n t i n u a l griping gets me. Sr>me people T H K IXX; AM> I'HI-: IKTSH G R X I K h i n d , a s h e r a p i d l y w e n t t h e o t h e r a r o u n d here gripe a bout everyT h i s is a s t o r y of a dog" naiTH;'r1 WAV. h u t s u d d e n l y t h e visitm s p o k e . thing. F o o d , l e s s o n s , rest r let inns. ••[•Var n o t l i t t l e r:)os-," h e said, Annflin w h o l i v e d H v e r y iprnominT i l l s h a s b e e n s a i d befC^ tail a o t i m l l y srt-w between h i s act. the girl's dorm, particutarly when leffs. S n n r l s of " c u r " a n d " m o n - binj4' t h e m a ^ i c l a m p o s t . T a m y o u r y o u t r y t o stud.\ ." K r e l " w e r e h u r l e d in liis d i r e c t i o n s l a v e . W h a t e v e r t h e w i s h , it s h a l l w h e n e v e r b e m a d e his moinin^- be y o u r s . " Ilita W i l d e r m a n — " I dislike not visit to t h e uncovered warbaKe iieing n e a r e r home." T l i i s w a s s t r i c t l y a n a n s w e r to a CH ns. T h e h u m a n r a c e a p p n r e n t l y C a n i n e ' s pra.\'er a n d A11 a d i n w a s t ICdith Alach tlH\-~"*Lea \ itig it." had nc» f a i t h in h i s n b i l i l y t o w.-ilk ed n o t i m e in sa>in,u-, "Mr. S h e i k .Io L y n n — " T h e fact t h a t V i c for s o m e o n e w a s M I WM .\ S ]\ i c k i n s <)• I >a .\e. m a k e m e f i\'t' ine i ies biji isn't here." h i m a c r o s s t h e s t r e e t . T;csidt^s t h i s lier t h a n A.jax a n d .L;ive m e a net •Martha d r o s s — " T h e s q u e a l e i s in h e s p o r t e d a b o u t f o u r t e e n c o l o n i e s witli a l o n ^ s t i c k . " t h e s c h o o l , e s p e c i a l l y in t h e g i r l ' s nt' f l e a s . dividf{l e'(ua 11 \- ;i nion^' t h e T h e next d a y four d i p s o m a n i a c s dorm." v a r i o u s s e c t i o n s f>i' liis a n a t o m y a n d t h e y j u s t h a d a merr^- t i m e t u r n e d in t h e i r l a t i o n b o o k s , a X'irginia t-'rancis—'-'I'lie .^anie fi.^h c h a w i n g a w a \ - at h i s e p i d e r m i s . w o m a n a n d twt} m e n h o u i ; h t t^lasse\ t'i-\ t^'riday." And t h e r e w a s Ajax, tlie d o m - a t c h - es a n d o n e i n d i x i d u a l r a n tit t h e K'alie Ho\----"|.-(M.d." e i . Tt w a s e a s y to s<-e h o w . \ l h i d - ( a m n t y m e n t a l h o m e a n d h e ^ y e d BELLEFONTE AVE. . \ n n AX'riuht — '•('o( |..yi;tiis a t iii d e x c I oped liis in fe riori t \' <'om- a d m i t t a n c e , iTisistin^- t h a t h e \>. a s n o w qiialified fr>r m e m b e r s h i p . Sueli e\eJ-\- da nee. e s p e c i a l l \ fornia Is." plex. w a s the c h a o s t h a t s t r u c k l o u n .Ifvry P u d e r h a ui; h-—"I h-ow n o s e r s . " LOCK HA\'EN, PA. One <^ia>', a s u s u a l , he w a s r a c - wlien A l h i d i n . t h e do,i4- w a s s e n ing u p atid (low 11 Wiilow s t r e e t chasin.^' A j a x t h e .1 >oscat(dier w h o A n n I'uri-an— "S;! t u r d a \ - t d a s s e s . " u ilh AJax c l o s e b e h i n d , s w i n u i n i i w a s .\-eliinK' s o m e iinusirail\- IIM d L o u i s e Ha<'ken b e r g - - - - L e a k v - j-adhis n e t to a nrl fro a u d enier^;inK " b l o o d y " m u r d e i . " ii toi s." Foi- weel-cs AJn u i t e f it'(]iiently a s a r^al t h r e a t hidin suiin.i; t h e net in h i s t e e t h to A 11a din's f r e e d o m . Hut A Ha din a n d liad a ga.\- t i m e h u t e v e n t i i a l l \ ! did h a v e s o m e t h i n g - . t\\(» jiair of t h e c h a r m w o r e oil'. Alas, fate "7.0CA: HAVEN'S feet t h a t reall>- m o \ e d .'"id iie nu-iu- p i a y s no f a v o r i t e s ! Alladin had a;i-ed t o tnake h i s ;4et--a-w a,\-. T a k - d o n e so m u c h racing- a r o u n d hi ing: r e f u s e in t h e s h a d e of a fence, c o u l d n ' t find h i s m a t ; i c l a m p o s t . SHOPPING CENTER" \ lie s a t , pantin,^• aiid n u d it.'i ted ou T h e r e m a i n d e r of th is p o o r ;iuit h e d i f f i c u l t life h e w a s forced to LOCK I I A V K X ' S 1.K.4.UI-VG T H D A I ' I S K S l e a d . A s if t o m a k e m a t t e r s w o r s e m a l ' s life wa.s s p e n t a-i ubhiu a n d h i s f)<^-as lie.uau t o m a k e t h e i r p r e s - a-hopin^ b u t unfiu-t una tel\ , Nlieilv e m e k n o w n , )) ri>iiipt iu^: A l l a d i n to P a t r i c k O ' D a y c a m e n o m o r e . 'rhiir.s4la.\ - r i-ida.% - Satiii-(lii>look I'or a s e r a telling;' i n s t i ' u m e n t . T h e lesson herein, dear reader "TWO YEARS BEFORE He sitied a )am()ost a u d in 0 f l a t of t i ' a s h , is s i m p l e . He k i n d t o lilircli 27 - i;-' - 2!l covered the distanru and b e u a n d u m b a n i m a l s — ( o r e v e r y (hi;-: h.i.'^ THE MAST" . l o w (nwM-'om) luassayin.ii- h i s r u m i ' . tlie .-eat nf his O'I lave. .loH.v ( ; \ m ' i i ' : i , i ) »l.-irvli -J'l - .'to - .'!! — ill— "LAST OF THE Demented Dissertations On Life 1 What Is a Theme? i I SMITH j j and j Wolf Furniture Co. I WINTER, Inc. 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' r ' . l a new- h.-nzene lU'l i \ a t i v e t b a t is I.IMMI t i m e s sw.-ert h e •inl.\- iiniK-ieaieil i-.Jiu on tlie • r t h a n can.- sut^ar. t-aiii. LH.S.TX. IN SPORTS Know Your State COLLEGE TOIES Sports Stories Of the Past Bv .Il>| IT.rKIOL .Jack Lei vi v e i l o n c e p l a y e d for t h e "Wa-shington S e n a t o r s . H e w a s a mighty man w i t h t h e bat, but a b i t s l o w on h i s feet, a n d by no m e a n s a T r i s S p e a k e r w h e n it c a m e to g o i n g a f t e r flies in t h e o u t f i e l d . L e l i v e l t e v e n t u a l l y p a s s e d from t h e R i g L e a g u e s c e n e a n d , I'oi- a wliilc, m a n a g e d t h e l.os A n g e l e s A n g l e s of t h e P a c i l i c C o a s t l^eague. Most m a n a g e r s a r e w e l l s a t i s f i e d t o h a v e t h e i r ball c l u b s w i n . Thi^y aren't particularly interested in p i l i n g up h i g s c o r e s . Rut J a c k was. He had an al»s(dutely s a d i s t i c d e l i g l i t in w i n n i n g by t h e most tremendou.s margins. Once t h e A n g e l s s e o r e d 1^2 r u n s on l!ie San K r a n e i s e o Sen Is, a n d > o u ' \ e n e v e r s e e n s u c h a hapi).\ man as the ex-lug leaguer. fie I'airly r e v e l e d in t h a i r u n s c o r i n g org-y. i n a l a t e r g a m e Iiis t e a m h u i l t u p a 3 7-2 lead in t h e e i g h t i n n i n g a n d p e o p l e w e r e wa I k i n g o n t of t h e p a r l t in d r o v e s . Rut Lelivelt, coaching at third base kept danci n g u p a n d flown t h e line, c l a p ping his h a n d s and shouting. •"Come on hoys, e o m e on. Cet me some runs!" BASKETBALL NOTES ('oiiKi-atulations to the Hirl's Vars i t y t e a m for t h e v i c t o r y o v e r E l i z a b e t h t o w n ; T h e team played a ret u r n s a n i e h e r e , .March S a n d Ihe E a s l e s o u t p l a y e d K—town in e v e r y (luarter. T h e f i n a l s c o r e w a s 42:',2. T h i s g a m e t e r m i n a t e d t h e V a r sity basketball season. The team w o n f o u r a n d tied o n e s a m e . T h e m e m b e r s of t h e . l u n i o r ^ ' a ^ s i t y played t b e " V " t e a m d o w n t o w n wliich is eo.-ielied h\- '1'. C ' s own "Shorty" Davis. The lii-st Kanie w a s p l a y e d F e b r u a r . v 20 in tile ^' c o u r t . The game was very fast b u t T. ('. w o n 211-2(1. When t h e Y p l a y e d on t h e T. C. c o u r t tliey lost hy a m e a t e r nunibei- of point.s 3 1-111. liitrfi-iiinralM l-:\-ei>- 'rues(l:i\-. ^ \ ' e d n e s d a \ - ;ind 'I'll u r s d a .\- .-it I t)'elock. an i n t r a iniir.'il pro^^iam h a s been in p r o j i r e s s . .Vll tiiose w b o \vere i n t e i ' e s t ed w e r e aslied to Join one f>f f o u r t e a m s and captains were elected. T h e " - \ t o n i i c s " a r e c o a c h e d b.v R a r I'etei-s: t h e "Shad.\-|ad i e s " b.v I r e n e l l a i l e y ; B e c k y <.lraliatii, a d a . \ l i o p is i-aptain of t h e " I ' i e k - u p . " Tlie " I J o e k e t t s " a r e n.'inierl a f t e r t h e i r e a j i t a i n , V i r g i n i a l:oeke.\-. -Vt t h e present a round robin t o u r n a m e n t is behiK- h e l d w i t h t b e s e t e a m s . 'I-'liere a r e r u m o r s s'oing- a r o u n d that the .\toniies are tbe most powe i f u l t.-am. orrifiiidiitt- 'I'exts Lock Haven T. C. In Penn Relays Hid .\ou n o t i c e t b e KIII'-S w h o \vei-e e;ii-i-.\ iii^;- l-tasketball G u i d e s a n u i i i d w i t h tlieiii o n l l a r c h 15? 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T h e .Maroon t l i i n c l a d s c o a c h e d h>' l l a r r i s b u r K ho.-iid. K e n IMiller, f o r m e r U n i v e r s i t y of (Oregon t r a c k m a n , w i l l h a v e t h r e e home meets and t h r e e a w a y app e a r a n c e s , in a d d i t i o n to t h e t r a sr|uad g a m e s a n d t h e P e n n l e l a y s . P>h)onishurg o p e n s t h e i n t e i ' c o l Our boxing boys met the P o t t s I c g i a t e sea.-^on l i e r e on A p r i l 11 w i t h i n d o o r l e p a y . s s c h e d u l e d for ville r . M. C. .4. :^rarch 22, a n d e x " h a n i i e d t h e old o n e - t w o ' s in P o t t s the Field House. ^Ve.'•'t C h e s t e r and Lincoln University are t h e v i l l e ' s local Y. M. C. A. iiiir hoxiuK- bo\-s h a v e b e e n m a k 'trier lii>nie oppon en ts. The I^H Id Kagles will meet ina- i m p r e s s i o n s u p o n t b e p u n c h i n e ' past I J l o o m s h n r g a w a y a n d a r e a l s o en- b a s s in t h e g y m f o r t h e t e r e d in t h e S t a t e T e a c h e r s Col- m o n t h . C o a c h e d by l-'ellow s t u d ents lege c h a m p i o n s h i p s a t Shipjiensb u r g a n d in t h e T r - S t a t e m e e t a t r{.-iines. and Itaffi-rty, t h e sltis,e-ers a r e definifel.e ttetting- wood flHlitGeneva. iiiu- n a m e s . T h e c o m p l e t e sou Thompson. B e t t y J l c C l a i n , .loan : \ r u r p h y . a n d ,=!hiriey C o h i c k . S. .\ d u e t ill B l u e by P l i m e n . i B o n f i l i o a n d Tionald C a s t l e . I. B l a c k :Masic t h e s y n c h r o n i z e d s w i m m i n a n u m b e r aiven at llie p h y s i c a l K d u c a t i o n C o n v e n t i o n in Harrisburglast December, was then performed by Frances Kilsdonk, Rill Oolebieski, Virg-inia B a u g : h e r , ,Tack s i l l i e r , .loan M u r phy', .Tim ,Schrock, B e t t y T^ou F a u s t , and Poland Dann. ~>. C a n d l e l i a h t b y .^Ihlrley C o c h i e k , Marion F r e d e r i c k s , Betty ^IcClain, P d i t h Machtiey, Gloria Nolan, Hele n a Poi-ter, M a r t h a .Simpson. V e r n a Crace Wheeler. i;. N e x t .Tack :\lilb.r. Bill O o l e bieslvi, I..eonai-d B r i o n , H a r r y P i n a e , Ttoland D a n n . P o l a n d C a s t l e , T o m C o n f e r , a n d Pion H u r d d e m o n . s t r a t ed v a r i o u s d i v e s f o r t h e a u d i e n c e from the low and high boards. The followina dives were includedr s w a n d i v e , f r o n t .lack k n i f e , f r o n t .lack k n i f e w i t h h a l f t w i s t , f r o n t flip p i k e , f r o m f l i p l a y o u t , b a c k d i v e , b a c k flip t u c k , b a c k f l i p l a y o u t , o n e a n d o n e h a l f t u c k s.^m.-rs a u l t , o n e a n d o n e half p i k e s o m ersault, back jack knife, half gaine r p i k e , full .a-ainer. h a l f aainer la.vout, c u t a w a y s o m e r s a u l t , full a a i n e r t u c k , a n d b a c k flip l a y o e t . 7. B e t t y Lon F o u s t , J l a r t h a .Sin;])s o n a n d J a c k .Miller t h e n i i e r f o i m ed a n u m h e i - c a l l e d S o n a t a . 8. A S y m p h o n y in Blue t h e n d e m onstrated by Marion Fredericks, B ' i l i m e n a B o n f i l i o , E d i t h :\Iactliley, J o a n Murphy, Helen Porter, nnd l-fetty f.jou T h o m p s o n . '•>. T h e d e m o n s t r a t i o n t h e n e-hi.--cd with Virginia Bausher, .lim .Schrock, B e t t y L o u F o u s t , Jack -Miller, F r a n c e s K i l s d o n k , a n d B i l l G o l e b i e s k i i n Rippling- I t e f l e c t i o n s . Xearly every American Indian t r i b e had its own p a r t i c u l a r s h a p e of s n o w s h o e s , according- t o t h e Encyclopaedia Britannica. The m o s t p r i m i t i v e t y p e s were w o r n by t r i b e s of t h e f a r n o r t h . T b e animal called the s l o w w o r m or b l i n d w o r m is n e i t h e r s l o w n o r b l i n d n o r is it a w o r m , a c c o i - d i n g to t h e T-;ncyclopaedia Britannica. 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S p e a k i n g of e y e l a s h e s , h a v e y o u noticed Runny Kevin's. tf y o u ' r e male, w h i t e and somewhei-e bet w e e n l.'i a n d 50, y o u m u s t b e b l i n d if y o u h a v e n ' t , for s h e h a s t h e tiviaint n a b i t of l l u t t e r i n g t h e m a t j u s t t h e r i g h t people. By the w a y . if y o u a s k h e r r e a l n i c e s h e ' l l t w i t c h her nose j u s t like a w a b b i t ' s . T r y It s o m e t i m e . A r e you tired and listless? Do y o u feel ci-oss a n d i r r i t a b l e ? T^o >-ou have pink toothbrush? Is *.pring- f e v e r g e t t i n g - a n e a r l y s t a r t «on y o u ? T h e n r u n to t h e p h o n e a n d call .Toan C o o k . She wiil be g l a d to dash r i g h t over and s i n g " T h e Muffin .Man," and if that d o e s n ' t h e l p , s h e ' l l follow it up w i t h "Ijondon B r i d g e I s Falling,T3own" ( w i t h ail tlie g e s t u i e s , n a t i i r a l l y ) . Since s h e h a s a very sweet f a l s e t t o v o i c e , ^-ou're bound to be on t o p of t h e w o r l d a g a i n . Wliat doesn't? On a s i g n t h a t r e a d "Boy W a n t e d " h a n g i n g - in a g r o c e r y w i n d o w , a r e p l y w a s s c r i b b l e d in a v e r y young hand," "1 w a n t o n e . t o o . Sue." —.Jjive W i r e D e l a n o , Calif. After r e a d i n g - t h e a r t i c l e in t h e l a s t i s s u e of tlie T i m e s in w h i c h s e v e r a l of tiie d o r m k i d s told w h y t h e y lilicd t h e p l a c e in w h i c h t h e y existed, 1 got a great Inspiration w i t h t h e following- r e s u l t . T R I E T O 'I'llIO I,AST H A T r.VKR MIO HOMK TO >IY D E A H O l . l ) MO'I'HKR The p l a s t e r ' s f a l l i n g off the walls. 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" A few m i n u t e s later, when she ginned, the o t h e r girl muttered, "To think I took w h a t y o u s a i d for g r a n i t e . " H o r r i b l e , w a s n ' t It? N o w o n d e r Richard w o n ' t open the door. S e e .vou l a t e r , k i d s . STEVE COLLEGE TIMES Emphasis Is Placed (From Prt^e One) Syrncn.'^e U n i v e r s i t y , for e x a m p l e , tio^v o f f e r s r o u t i n e h e a r i n g ' t e s t s , r e m e d i a l i n s t r u c t i o n in lip-r-o-'Tdin^j: Hnd e o r i - e e t i v e s p e e c h , a n d h e a r i n g d e v i c e s for v e t e r a n s w i t h s e r v l c e incurre(! or apgravntert hearing disabilities. C i v i l i a n . s t u d e n t s alf^o receive these advant;if;es. T h e s e c o n d a n n u a l .TO p r i n t C o l legiate Photograph.\' Exhibition, s p o n s o r e d b.v K a p p a A l p h a Mu, n a tional pictorial j o u r n a l i s m honor f r a t e r n i t . v , w i l l he h e l d a t t h e U n l versit.v of .Missouri d u r i n g ".Fourn a l i s m W e e k , " W . ,T. Bell, s e c r e tar'y, a n n o u n c e d t o d a y . F i r m in t h e i r belief t h a t old At tlie p r e s e n t , t w o p r o g r a m s a r e m e t h o d s of s e g r e g a t i n g t h e h a n d i - b e i n g held. One is t h e m o r n i n g f'apped belong- b a c k in t h e d a y s of w a t c h e v e r y m o r n i n g d u r i n g l e n t I ' e t e r M i n u i t a n d w i t c h burning", In t h e Y.W.C.-V. r o o m s a n d V e s p e i s today's colleges expect d i s a b l e d ever.\- Sunda.\" e v e n i n g a t t»:30 in s t u d e n t s to u n d e r t a k e t h e r e g u l a r t h e Y.W.(-'..\. r o o m . All s t u d e n t s c u r r i c u l a r a n d e x t r a c u r r i c u l a r a c - are cordially Invited to attend t i v i t i e s w i t h o n l y a few minctr t h e s e s e i v i c e s . changes. At N'ew .Jersey C o l l e g e for W o m e n , b l i n d s t u d e n t s follow r e g u l a r c o u r s e s . Tn t h e s c i e n c e field, w h e r e t h e r e is g r e a t e s t difflcult.v, it h a s been f o u n d in l e c e n t y e a r s t h a t b o t a n y is m o s t e a s i l y a d a p t e d t o the blind s t u d e n t ' s needs. Faculty members h a v e devised special labo r a t o r y a p p a r a t u s g e a r e d to t h e tactile sense. Using trays and r u b ber t u b i n g a s principal properties, p r o f e s s o r s c i e a t e d a s e r i e s of e x periments which convey throug:h touch w h a t the microscope reveals to s e e i n g s t u d e n t s . Sigrhtless s t u d e n t s learn to ''visualize" p l a n t c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s by t o u c h i n g e n l a r g ed w a x m o d e l s of p l a n t a n a t o m y . I n s t r u c t o r s d i c t a t e the e x a m i n a t i o n q u e s t i o n s a s k e d of t b e c l a s s a s a w h o l e , a n d t h e blinu s t u d e n t s type the a n s w e r s . In cases w h e r e d r a w i n g s a r e required, the blind s t u d e n t holds t h e model, n a m i n g e a c h of i t s p a r t s f o r t h e i n s t r u c t o r . W h e r e a n e x p e r i m e n t is n e c essary^ b l i n d s t u d e n t s d e s c r i b e howit is p e r f o r m e d , indicating^ t h e a p p a r a t u s involved and its function. A c c o r d i n g : to t h e f a c u l t y , blind students have rated among the h i g h e s t in t h e i r c l a s s e s . G r a c e D. N a p i e r , m u s i c m a j o r , *44, a n d a n a c c o m p l i s h e d orgranist, w o n a $ 110 s c h o l a r s h i p for g r a d u a t e s t u d y a t New T o r k U n i v e r s i t y . Mary Krav e t z , a l s o 'ii, w a s a n o t h e r N. J . C. s c h o l a r s h i p h o l d e r , m a j o r e d in e c onomics and sociology, and served " I d o n ' t b e l i e v e i n D a r w i n s t h e - a s t r e a s u r e r of h e r d o r m i t o r y for o r y of e v o l u t i o n . " two years. Roth students took " N e i t h e r d o T. I t h i n k s o m e w o - n o t e s a n d r e a d b o o k s in B r a i l l e , m a n m a d e t h e f i r s t m o n k e y o u t of l e n t e d t a l k i n g boolcs a n d t h e m a man." chines to play the records. Both w e r e a s s i s t e d by M o r r i s t o w n S e e —Drexel Triangle i n g E y e d o g s . 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