ANNUAL
GYM MEET
MARCH 28

COLLEGE

TIMES

ANNUAL
; STUNT NITE
APRIL 25

State Teachers College, Lock Haven, Penna.
Vol. 11

Son of Educator Dies; Was
Former Student in School
Father Was First Principal of the
Central State Normal School
The affectionate associations of
yeavs weve deeply stirred for many
people at the College when word was
received of the death of Edgav Lovett Raub on Feb. 28, 1934, at Needham, Massachusetts.
Although for many yeavs Mr. Raub
had been connected with the John A.
Andrew School Distvict, South Boston, his name, like that of his father.
Dr. A. N. Raub, has been familiar and
esteemed in Lock Haven. It was Dv.
Raub who was chiefly vesponsible for
the founding of our college and who
became its first principal. His son,
upon his graduation fvom the Lock
Haven Novmal School at the age of
fifteen, later took a post-graduate
course in science for three yeavs, and
then became a member of the faculty.
After filling vavious teaching posts
in Delawave and New Jersey, Mr.
Raub went to Massachusetts where he
studied and was teaching at the time
of his death. He was the mastev of the
John A. Andvew school district.
It was not in formal education
alone, however, that Mr. Raub was
eminent. His musical ability was outstanding and that talent shone with
use in various musical organizations,
whch he directed and inspired. Individual pupils of promise were discovered and encouraged, sometimes
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Spring Baseball Season Opens
Baseball, as in previous years, will
become a major sport when the weather permits. The more enthusiastic
players are practicing daily in the
gym, loo.sening up tight muscles in
the hope that they will be well-cond'tioned when the season veally
starts. Coach Kaiser is not concerned
so much with a champion team this
spring as he is interested in building
up a powerful nine fov next year.
Bleyomsbuvg is the only scheduled
club to date, but theve will probably
be games with teams fvom Indiana,
Mansfield, and State College before
the season closes. The evev faithful
Max Cook will again manage the team
as he has so successfully done in the
past two years. For hurlers Coach
Kaiser can look to Jim Brooks, Harry Lingle, and Bob Sholly. On the
veceiving end pvospects are Lucas,
Obevheim, and Lingenfelter. The reme.ining positions will be selected
fvom veterans Hamberger, Dressier,
Moon, Buchanan, and the new freshmen. The vesponse to the coach's call
for candidates has been slow, but it
is expected that move mon will don
uniforms next week.

TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 1934

WHEN WILL THE MON.
STERS MEET?
The title—"When Monsters
Meet" . . tho cast—Dracula,
Fvankenstein, Mv. Hyde, the Invisible Man, The Hunch Back of
Notre Dame, and the Muniniy
. . povtvayed by—shh—it's a
mystevy thrillev and a mystevy
it shall remain until out of the
peaceful monotony the announcement of its coming shall
be made, pvobably shortly after
Eastev. The scene is laid in the
monstev's tap-voom. You can
guess fvom the title and from
the cast what it will be like. The
characters (we have permission
from the Hunch Back of Notre
Dame to print this) are all
membevs of the Juniov Class.
The story is original and
pvomises to be a super-production. In fact nevev befove in the
histovy of the legitimate stage
has such a production been
staged. Watch The Times and
the Bulletin Boavd fov announcement of this stupendous
offering.

Six Seniors Are Elected to
the Praeco's Hall ol Fame
As has been the custom in the past
few years, inembers of the Seniov
class by populav vote have elected
;ix of theiv numbev as vepvesentative,
having been outstanding during theiv
fouv yeavs at Lock Haven in scholavship, campus activities, and moval
chavacter. The students thus elected
will be included in the Hall of Fame
in the 1934 Praeco. They are: Ruth
Shevnian, Mavion Francisco, Chavles
Wepsic, John Marshall, Tom Smith,
and Calvin Cooke.
Ruth has been active on the Praeco
Staff this yeav as ovganization editov,
was vice-president of the Naturalist
Club the first semester of this year,
president of the Education Club, and
treasuvev of the Seniov class. She is
a membev of the W. A. A. and the
Y. W. C. A. She has been a membev
of the Women's Student Council, of
which she was pve.-ident in 1931-32.
She is also a member of the Beta Sigma Chi sorovity.
Marion, or Don as she is best
known, has been chief associate editov of the Pvaeco fov the last two
yeavs, and was editov-in-chief of the
College Times in the second semester
of last year. She is a membev of the
Dvamatic Club, having taken pavt in
"The Mevchant of Venice" in 1933.
Duving hev four years here she has
been a member of the Beta Sigma
Chi Sovority, of the orchestra, and
the Y. W. C. A., of which she was
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No. 14.

"New Plan" at Chicago U. Jim Wilson, Lecturer Tois Cause of Much Debating
night, Has Thrilling Story
Jim Wilson, young lecturer and
Interview in Northwestern Paper
African adventuvev, who will appear
Explains Features of Innovation
in an addvess this evening in the college auditorium, has had a gveat
Tho "New Plan" at Chicago Uni- many extiaovdinarily intevesting aelvevsity, about which there has been a ventuves in exploring the wilds of
gveat deal of eelucational debate "The Davk Continent." The following
lat.ly, has been explained vevy clearly incidents of his experiences ave quotin an interview published in the Daily eel fvom the folder issued by his
Novthwestevn, the ovgan of the management bureau:
Novthwestevn Univevsity at EvansThe Cochroaches Did It
ton, Illinois. Thvough the couvtesy of
"There wasn't any blaring of trumM ss Ullemeyev, of the college music liets nov beating of drums when Jim
depavtment, we have been able to Wilson and Francis Flood set out to
secure a copy of the paper explaining cross Africa. There was no "expedithe iilan to review it fov the benefit tion,' no press agent, no 'auspices'—
of the students in the local college.
.iust two lean, somewhat hungry-lookPerhaps the first thing to undev- ing young men, who fov reasons best
stand about Chicago, says the article, known to themselves, had stavted out
is that a distinction is made between to .'ail avounel Afvica on an Amevican
the College and the University. In freighter.
"But the boat had cockroaches and
the College the work of the freshman and sophomore years is done; they kept getting in the soup.
"So Jim and his pal thvew their
the junior, senior and graduate wovk
ave the province of the University. eluffle bags ashore at Lagos, Nigeria,
Both the College and the University and elecided to take a short cut
are divided into fouv main bodies: straight acvoss the continent to the
the biological, physical and social sci- Reel Sea—a short cut which, as they
ences and the humanities. It is on this latev found out, was thvee and a half
basis that the new plan has been ov- months longev than the longest way
ganized. The biological sciences in- avound! But the motorcycles had
clude ovganic chemistry, physiology, •oniething to do with that. They
zoology, botany, the school of medi- might have made it in less time by
cine, and the department of bacteriol. camel—but they ilieln't know that
ogy. The physical sciences include in- then.
Three Wheeling Through Africa
organic chemistry, pliy.-ics, dynamics,
"It sounds incvodible! — battling
anthopology, geology, geography, astronomy, and meteorology. In the so- your way thvough the heart of the
cial science division are economics, Dark Continent, through the least
political science, sociology, social known, least explored part of Africa,
statistics, and the schools of law, bus- over caravan trails nevev before
iness, and education. Departments in touched by a wheeled vehicle—and
doing it on motorcycles! 4500 miles
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—with only 900 miles of voad. Garages were 3500 miles apart; gasoline
COMPLETE PROGRAM IS ANhad to be transported 45 days into
NOUNCED FOR G Y M MEET the desevt by camel and cost .$4.00 a
gallon!
The thirteenth annual spving fes"It was all a case of living by one's
tival is to be pvesented by the Depart- wits or not living at all.
ment of Physical Education fov Wo"They broke a sidecar frame 1200
men, undev the divection of Miss Mal- miles from the nearest repair shop—
oise Sturdevant Dixon, in the form and welded it with a forge made fvom
of a "Wovld Crui.^o." The steamer, a petrol tin and a pair of motorcycle
S. S. Euthenia, will set sail March 28, handlebars. Flood lost a fibre heaving
at 8 o'clock from the college gym- fvom his magneto breaker box; Wilnasium.
son molded a new one out of his pal's
The complete schedule fov tho nnrtial plate—and Flood ran in on
the r'm to the nearest dentist, 1500
cruise is as follows:
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Pantomime
Dance fantasy
STUNT NITE NOTICE
New Orleans—clogging
The Annual Stunt Nite will be givMexico — Inelian Hopi Eagle;
en Wednesday night, April 25, in the
Dance
auditovium. The presidents of all orHawaii—dance, spovts
ganizations in school should submit
Manchuvia—lantevn festival
the title of theiv "stunts" to Grace
Italy—mavket day
England-May Day—Irish dances Thompson or Katherine Hench on or
Russia—Polish peasant wedding before Apvil 6. The pvoceeds this year
will be added to the fund accumulated
10. Sailors' hovnpipe
11. Denmavk—Danish gymnastics last year so that the total amount will
12. L, H, S, T. C. and decision of pvovide for the 1934-35 Training
School Milk Fund.
judges.

COLLEGE TIMES

COLLEGE TIMES
The College Times is published at
Lock Haven State Teachevs College,
Lock Haven, Penna., by the Board of
Editors of the College Times.
Published weekly during school yeav.
Fifty cents pev annum.
BOARD OF CONTROL
Editov-in-Chief
Betty Glatzert
Associate Editor
Mary Shavp
Managing Editov . . William Anderson
Copy Editor
Ethel Quigg
Business Manager
Oliver Murphy
Circulation Manager, Pauline Graden
Make-up Editor
Madelyn Faulkner
Student Advisers Marion Francisco
Isabel Welch
Faculty Adviser
Miss Daniel
Department Editors
News
Florence Hunt
Sports
James Myers
Alumni and Exchange
Lucetta McKibben
Social
Naomi Wentz
Girls' Sports . . Blanche Hoberman
Features
Mavjorie Dice
Typists—Lucile Orlin, Pearl Heiges,
Jon Yon.
Reporters
Olga Bader, Doris Catterson, Edward Kimble, Jack Daugherty, Franklin Courter, Howai'd Underwood, Paul
Miller, Edward Marince.
Acceptance for mailing at special
rate of postage provided for in Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917,
authorized June 3, 1923.
Entered as Second Class matter
November 6, 1928, at the Post Office
at Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act
of March 3, 1879.
TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 1934

^^lEDITORIAL}^--

the leaders that the senior class has
developed in the last four years. The
smallness of the group makes it imposs ble to include all of those seniors
who have acted in the capacity of
leaders. To those we say you have the
knowledge of deeds well done which
aftev all is all the veward anyone
needs.

SON OF EDUCATOR DIES; W A S
FORMER STUDENT IN SCHOOL
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to the point of supplying funds to
defray expenses where there was no
other way for these lads of parts to
continue their training.
History and niathematics were illuminated b,v his store of knowledge
and his brilliant personality which irradiated the subject matter.
His wise recognition of the place
of sports made him a pioneer in intraschool and intra-mural activities,
making them familiar to his students
years before organized play was generally adopted for schools.
Those at our own college who knew
and loved Mr. Raub will no doubt recognize in the following poem found
in his handwriting in his oflSce desk
the same qualities of character and
pevsonality which endeared him to
them in his life here so many years
ago. For those of us who did not
know him except in name, the poem
stands as eloquent tribute to the
man's philosophy and a challenge for
students expecting to devote themselves to the profession which Mr.
Raub adorned with his leavning and
quickened with his life:
To gvow a little wisev evevy day.
To school my mind and body to obey
To keep my inner life both clean and
stvong.
To fvee my life fvom guile, my hand
fvom wrong.
To shut the door on hate and scorn
and pride.
To open it, and leave the windows
wide
To meet with cheerful heart what
come.=; to me,
To turn life's discords into harmony.
To shave some weavy worker's heavy
load.
To point some straying comrade to
the road.
To know that what I have is not my
own.
To feel that I am never quite alone.
This would I pray from day to day,
Fov then I know my life would flow
In peace, until it be God's will I go.
—Anonymous.

The Naturalist Club recently adopted a policy which will undoubtedly
become traditional. They have decided that they shall select two members,
both from the graduating class of the
college, through the selection of a
faculty committee, to honor—if they
are already natuvalists they will be
given special recognition, if not they
shall be elected as honorary members
of the club. The people chosen shall
be outstanding for the services which
they have rendered to the school, and
shall themselves be outstanding morally, socially, and intellectually. Marion Fvancisco and Tom Smith have
been chosen as the most outstanding
seniovs of the class of '34 and elected STUDENTS, FACULTY ENJOY
to become honovary members of the
WORK AT C. W. A. SCHOOL
club.
A nuniber of students and teachers
It has been intevesting to note who ave attending classes at the Lock Hathe people are that the seniov class ven night school which is financed by
C. W. A. funds. Fouv nights a week
has chosen for the Hall of Fame for Ethel Quigg, Esther Shaft'er, Jon Yon,
this year's Praeco—Marion Fvancisco, Austin Buvkhavt, Bill Statler, Miss
Ruth Shevman, Tom Smith, Chavlie Nellie DuBois, and Miss Mabel PhilWepsic, John Marshall, and Cal lips, are bent ovev typewriters, hard
Cooke. At least one of these people at wovk incveasing theiv speed in typis represented in every phase of ing. Cordelia Widdemer, Pauline Graschool life as an outstanding leader. den, Sarah Quigley, and Mai-y Shavp
ave doing povtraits in charcoal in an
We hope that these people shall be in art class conducted by Miss Avis Edeven greater Halls of Fame.
gevton. Agnes Piatak and Don FvanThese Jieople ave veiivesentative of cisco nioelelcd for this class.

Music Hath Charms
What this country needs, and no
doubt about it, is a revival of the
good old fashioned missionary spivit.
Oh, yes, we have supplied every Eskimo with a gvade A Amevican spovts
model bathing suit and made each
Hottentot from Chief Let's-eat-em
down to the voyal elephant feeder
the possessor of a pair of super-fine,
non-skid skiis with ear muffs in
matching shades, but the credit for
this does not go to us as twentiethcentury Americans. To our conscientious, pre-depression predecessors belongs this nievitovious work of supplying to them the material necessities of life. It was to us that they intrusted the consequential and fav
noblev duty of caving fov the cultuval
wants of the niisevable, unsophisticated creatures in far-off Afvica and
Bovneo. We have failed that tvust.
We ave content to sit smugly by ouv
radios and let our souls be soothed
by the tender, plaintive strains of
"Bugle Call Rag," while in not too
distant lands native souls are unallayed by their own fervid, savage
rhythms. In blissful lethargy we
glide smoothly to "Goofus" and slide
with dignity to "Carioca" while Dark
Afvica is prancing madly to some
bavbaric melody. Aftev once heaving
"Tigev Rag" no savage would be
tempted to revert to such cavorting;
yet we in our greed deny him this
privilege and permit him to live on in
deprivation. We must begin to face
the deplorable facts. Indeed, in all
probability there is not even a single
saxophone between Mozanbique and
Tanganyika—that such conditions
could exist in the twentieth century!
We as Americans must rise and obliterate these lamentable conditions.
No sacrifice must be too great for us
even though it may mean the transportation of those lullaby kings. Misters Calloway and Ellington, to Madagascar and points east as musical missionaries. Yes, America must waken
from her apathy and beav the cultuval tovch abroad that unenlightened
barbavians may know the inspivational music of civilization.
SIX SENIORS ARE ELECTED TO
THE PRAECO'S HALL OF FAME
president in 1933. She is a membev
of the Education Club, of which she
is tveasuvev.
John Mavshall, the pvesident of the
Senior class, has been an active member of the Y. M. C. A. fov four years
and this yeav is vice-chairman of the
Student Activity Council.
Cal Cooke was president of his
class in 1932-33, captain of the basketball team in his sophomore year,
vice-president of the Men's Student
Council in 1933, a member of the
Y. M. C. A. and the Varsity Club, and
this year is president of the Tribunal.
Tom Smith, this year's editor-inchief of the Praeco, has served his
class as vice-president and treasuvev.
He was a member of the Student Activity Club in 1933, a member of the
Men's Glee Club, and a Delta Rho
Beta.
Charlie Wepsic has been outstanding in football during his college life
and an active member of thc Varsity
Club and of the Y. M. C. A.

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The Trend of Things
O. G. WHIZ

The lightning bug is a wondevful bird,
But he hasn't any mind.
He davts along thru this world of ours
With his headlight on behind.-W.P.M.
For Men Only:
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aijX—siqi^ pBOj IIIM oiiA\ anoj-jt^auiu
p3,ipunti auiu puBsnoq; anoj sq [I|AV
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George Washington was born Febvuary 11, 1732—when the calendar
was revised, February 11 became
February 22, and the record of his
birth in the family Bible was accordingly changed.
Do you know how the question
mark (?) originated? The answer—
the question mark was originally
made by writing the fivst and last
lettevs of the Latin wovd questio one
above the other.
Condensed milk is vecommended to
be drunk by those who wish to reduce.
About 1500 years ago in Byzantium, which is now Istanbul, Turkey,
the girls who didn't win prizes in
beauty contests were obliged to enter nunneries.
The greatest calamity in history
was the Black Death, the pestilence
which swept over Asia, Europe, and
Northern Afvica dui ing the fourteenth centuvy carrying oft' 67,000,000 victims, one-half the population
of the U. S. A.
Biologists ave now able successfully to interchange the heads of living
insects, and also make a long worm
out of two short ones by cutting one
in two and grafting the body of another between the halves.
Since the beginning of type printing—1450, about 16,000,000 different books have been written—publishod thruout the world. But even
the largest library in existence, the
Bibliotheque Nationale in Paris, does
not possess one quavter of them.
All real amber, the fossilized resin
from extinct trees, i: said to be at
least 600,000 years old.
In proportion to weight, a mouse
has about 100 times as much skin sur.
face as an elephant.
Although more than 25,000 Vestal
Virgins of ancient Rome guarded the
sacred fire duving the 1,100 years of
this custom, only 18 suffeved the
penalty of being buvied alive for
breaking theiv vow.'', of chastity.
Many pevsons have fvactureii their
skulls, not by bumping their heads
but by falling on theiv feet.
Evevy faithful Mohammedan believes that he will be rewarded upon
his arrival in the Moslem heaven, with
a harem of 72 beautiful houris, or
davk-eyed damsels, who are endowed
with pevpetual youth.
Due to the constant demand for
new kinds of circus freaks, a laboratory in centval Europe is today making these strange people to order by
artificial means. An important one
now in production is a boy who is
getting a bivd-shaped head. That's
nothing; many of my teachers have
made a monkey out of me several
times.
Apropos—The Lions, the leading
mystical society of Persia, are said to
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NOTES

DORM Y. W. C. A.
At the last regular meeting of the
dormitory Y. W. C. A. an international motif was featuved. The singing was in the American tongue; Irish
tunes were played; scripture was read
in Swedish; and Czechoslovakian customs and tales were related.
Margaret Delaney played Irish
tunes and told us interesting Irish
experiences, some her own, others—
her kinsfolk's. Helen Lesko told of
Czechoslovakian marriage festivals,
of Czechoslovakian mannerisms, of
their holidays, of their homes and of
their communities. Wanda Brown
read Scripture in the English; Ruth
Sherman interpreted in the Swedish.
At their next regular meeting, officers will be elected who will serve
for the rest of this year and for next
year. The nominating committee
which has selected the candidates consisted of the present Y cabinet members who will not be returning next
year.
GIRLS' DAY ROOM
Officers for the year 1934-35 of the
Girls' Dayroom will be elected on
Thursday morning during the chapel
period from the following slate of
candidates prepared by a nominating
committee appointed by the president, Astrid Hauge; President, Sara
Mapes and Isabel Welch; Vice-president, Martha McAllister and Ethel
Law; Secretavy-Treasurer, Dorothy
Swartz, Lucille Glossner, and Eleanor
Wolfe.
SHAKESPEARE SOCIETY
The members of the Shakespeare
Literary Society were very much interested in the address given in chapel recently by Countess Alexandra
Tolstoy. This interest initiated a
study of Russia which has extended
through the last two meetings and,
because of the conflicting views of the
various authors read, interesting discission ensued. In addition to the con.
trbutions made by members of the
society. Dr. A. S. Rude and Dr. Kenton 'Vickery presented information
which helped make these discussions
a success.

The Cruise of the S* S, Euthenia
On the pier
The photographer scurries anxiously about . . a bookworm, absorbed in
his leading, persistent.y stops in the
midst of the cvowd and is much annoyed by the jostl.ng of the passersby
. . an old maid with her cat goes minc.ng up the gangplank . . the habitually hurried gentleman arrives with his
wife, but leaves in haste as he discovers he has forgotten their tickets . .
A collegiate party appears, conspicously chaperoned . . a havassed
mother marshals hev bewildered flock
aboard . . the "grand lady" with her
lap dog walks airily about . .
The eflficient couple consign their
wailing oft'spring to the ministrations
of an ultva-covvect governess . . a
theater party arrives with some
gusto . .
An elderly lady, enjoying poov
health, is wheeled to the gangplank,
wheve she receives such prolonged at.
tention from her coterie of acquaintances that the buglev's signal stavtles
her out of her infirmities and sends
hev faivly scampering aboard, the
wheel chair left forsaken at the edge
of the dock . .
The friends of the cruisers saunter
ashore . . the bugler sounds his final
warning . . the hurried gentleman returns amid much ado . .
Deck hands lower the gangplank,
and bright-hued festive streamers,
spiraling from the deck, signal that
the ship is leaving port.
At sea
Mid-ocean, and a sailing, silvery
moon—
Attendant clouds are whirling,
swirling, twirling—
Mingling with bubbles tossed by
ocean spray.
An azure-tinted fantasy of rhythm.
New Orleans

Manchuria
The orient charms the visitor with
its lantern festival. The stolid beat of
the tom-tom calls native folk to join
in the festive ceremonies. Parasols
twirl, lanterns sway, and joss sticks
send theiv incense skyward as a dancing maid entertains with solemn pirouettings. With rhythmic handclappings the townspeople bid each other
a formal good-day.
Italy
Market day in an Italian seaport
brings peasants in colorful garb to
elisplay their wares before the admiring cruisers. A lass with hev accordion
plays as othevs elance. One spvightly
maiil with nimble feet taps out a
familiav melody. Townsfolk and cruisers alike join in the mevvy singing,
while the village youths with theiv
sweetheavts perform 'n gay abandon
the lively Tarantelle.
England
As the ship stops at its English
port, villagers gather and youths distvibute boughs of the May. Milkmaids
frolic and collect their May-day gifts;
two mevvy colleens try theiv skill at
tapping: Morris teams entertain with
a handkerchief dance. A jester and
Jack-in-the-Green add sport to the
merrymaking, anel the Ivish folk join
in a vollieking clog. With the traditional tree ceremony two May poles
ave evected;the women dance, a Queen
of the May is chosen and cvowned,
and loyal subjects pay homage with
theiv sprigs of May.
Russia

Northern Ru.-sia clings still to the
colovful glamor of an earlier day. In
the friendly shelter of the American
ship, time-honored rites and festivities are recalled, and a peasant wedding is celebvateil in Gveek ovthodox
manner. The procession chants the
evening hymn, and accoveling to ancient tvadition the Heynal, a hymn
tune of eavliest Chvistianity, is played
to the west, the south, the east and
the novth, as the villagers light their
candles as the priest pronounces the
bridal blessing—"Et ego vos conjungo." Ma'dens toss their garlands,
while the bvide leads in the dances of
rejoicing. It is harvest time, and in
the circling figures of the khorovoel
the bvide mingles with all in turn,
until the gvoom snatches hor away for
a final dance of ecstasy.

Pantomime and Dance Fantasy . .
sailors "dancing in the dark" and
cruisers dancing on deck . . the sailors
vie with each othev, showing their
clevev stunts . . an old negro, accompanied by mammies and dashing
young gentlemen, comes on board . .
they dance . . and the girls join in
the chorus . . the happy picanninies'
dance is followed by another by the
old man and the others. Just before
Classroom Teacher Indispensable
the boat sails for Mexico a southern
Weve the school of tomorrow to belle comes on deck and elances while
use all of the sight and sound aids . . the rest of the company watch with
the classroom teacher would still be admiration.
On deck
indispensable. Pvovision would have O'd Mexico
As the ship tuvns its prow westto be made fov individual differences.
As the ship lingers at its Mexican ward, a jolly mate entertains with the
Pevsonal guidance would still be nec- port, Indians come aboarel; chieftains sailor's hornpipe.
essary for some students . . Instruc- perform the Hopi Eagle Danee, and
tion would still have to be localized their tribesmen join in snakelike Denmark
The last port is vcached, and the
and synchronized with experiences windings, while the tom-toms beat
and lives of pupils . . New scientific their characteristically a-rhythmic ac- givls of Denmavk tvooji on board, to
display in rhythmic un'son their gymtools may open up horizons and companiment.
nastic talents.
arouse students' intellectual curiosity
—they may greatly improve modern Hawaii
A luring melody welcomes the Homeward bound
language instruction and other kinds
The judges announce theiv elecision
of instruction, but they will never re- cruisers to the Hawaiian shore. Naplace the classroom teacher. In fact, tive maids sway and twist in rhythmic as to winnevs in tho contests:
Basketball
the better the instructor, the more unison with the familiar tune. In surVolleyball
eflicient use she can make of the aids prising contvast, the islands' AmeviTumbling
science has produced as eductaional can sports piogram includes contests
Maypole elance
tools . . Koon, School Life 19:41, in basketball, volleyball, and tumbGymnastic techniques
ling feats.
Nov. 1933.

"NEW PLAN" AT CHICAGO U.
IS CAUSE OF MUCH DEBATING
(Continued fvom page 1)
the humanities ave literatuve, language, history, avt, music and philosophy. Differing from a great many
other colleges, Chicago has its professional schools not separate but as
pavts of one of the four main divisions. Thus a main essential of the new
plan seems to be the elimination or
subordination of things that in any
way smack of the "trade school."
The Administration

President Hutchins is at the head
of the entire college and university
and under him is the dean at the head
of the College and fouv deans at the
head of each of the fouv main divisions of the University, with a faculty
that deals with President Hutchins
only thvough their deans. The president also has a separate organization
including the dean of students, the
aelvisov to campus activities, advisor
to students in the college, and the
Boarel of Examinations.
Courses of S t u d y

Every student takes a general
course in each of the main divisions
and adds other electives. In these general courses there ave lectures given
twice a day but no student may take
more than four lectures in each
course each week and only one discussion gvoup in each couvse. Attendance is not vequived anywheve in the
Univevsity and if you don't want to
go you don't have to . . The faculty
in each division pvepaves a syllabus
which contains an explanation of all
that must be known to pass the examination in the course. Ovdinavily
examinations are given evevy quarter
but lately, due to a cuvtaileel budget,
the Board has been giving them only
three times a yeav. Any student may
take any examination at any time,
whether ov not he failed ov passed the
couvse. The exam, if flunked, may be
repeated as often as he wishes. There
ave thvee gvades given: S for satisfae.
to:y, R for reserved judgment, and U
for unsatisfactory, in the course
grades; the exams are graded numerically, for compiling data upon
which to base scholastic awards. 'The
examinations, wh'ch are very comprehensive, are ideally wovked out by
the Board of Examinations, but in
actual pvactice the Boavd have to depend a gveat deal upon questions furnisheel them by the instvuetovs in the
vavious couvses. This featuve of the
plan will, howevev, work itself out
in time.
Campus and Faculty Sentiment
The students delight in pointing
out the flaws of the plan, but in spite
of this, geneval opinion seems to be
that this is. the best educational system that the students have ever
known and it is getting better all the
time. Of the faculty half of them
pevhaps are in favor of the new plan
because they want to get rid of giving examinations. The othev half vesent what they call "destvuction of
their pvevogativcs."
The Detvoit Board of Education
has bavreil the use of Mother Goose
pictures in that city's schools.

I i

COLLEGE TIMES

Stray Shots

THE TREND OF THINGS

^rom Other Campuses}^

Campus Merry-Go-Round

WALTER WINCHELL, J r .
(Continued fvom page 2)
; S t u d e n t s a t the City College of
know a pvocess by which t h e y can New York have an optimistic outlook
Did you know that:
soften the lines in t h e face of a m a n on life and t h e economic f u t u r e of
W h e n a eliscussion arose in a cerf° '"^ '""^^ ^'^^ "" woman, a n d h a r d e n t h e c o u n t r y , according to a r-ecent poll
tain classroom c o n c e r n i n g isolateel
those of a w o m a n so she looks like a: conducted a m o n g seniovs. The avevf a r m i n g sections, K a t e Rhoades imed himself to be a vevy capable pilot, "^""'
.
^ ^ ^
^
.^ '^^^ ^^"'o^- expects to eavn $4425 each mediately stated that she r e p r e s e n t e d
t h e Marshallites went the voute with-; ,. S"^'P ''o^^ " ° t havbor or t r a n s m i t year, five ye^avs after; gvae^uation. Acsuch localities? If t h e y ' r e isolated,
out suffering -i defeat and t h e n ' 'I'sease g e r m s . A r e c e n t analysis of cording to last y e a r ' s poll the avevproved to be too much for the Amer- I f »;t.'y-»«f^cakes t a k e n from railw^^^
expected was only $2750 The K a t e , how did you come so far from
.
.
,
i it, *„„„ „f 1 stat:ons, hotels, factories, a n d public dowry t o r which a senior would mav- home?
E u g e n e Reighavd is going t o be
; r 2 3 ' N f c : ^ t r ^ L a r l t M : v L : > ^ t h s . f a i l e d to show a single living r y last yeav was $50 000, while this
sued by t h e State D e p a r t m e n t of
R o h r b a u g h , Danko, and Neff, Such a\'"S^^'/'"'
y^^""
^^'
c
a
n
d
i
d
a
t
e
s
fov
wedlock
m
The
world's
slowest
b r e e d i n g crease it to $75,000.
H i g h w a y s for " b u v n i n g u p " t h e road
champion outfit ought to be vewavded I c r e a t u r e is the elephant a n d one of
b e t w e e n Jevsey Shore anel Lock Ha•* * *
. , W
, . h, .a.t. .say. C o a c h '
,
„ t h e fastest is the oystev. While t h e
S t u d e n t s at t h e K e n t S t a t e College ven? Yours tvuly has heavd t h a t Gene
J u s t a buttevfly, caveless ancl ca. e-| ^^^
.^ producing one offspving in Ohio vecently had the pvivilege of is m a k i n g fvequent night tvips to S.
free as he fl'ts^Jvom^flower f ^ j A ^ ; ; ^ | a n ' o y s t e r can lay more t h a n 1,000,- heaving William McClain, Negvo ora- T. C. Arr I vight, J e a n ?
000 000 eggs
to'' f""*"" W i t t e n b e r g College, deliver
t h a t is youv "I
A cevtain Seniov a t t e n d e d a ban(spring f e v e r ) . If you can pull yourIreland ha.s limited screen kisses t o his prize-winning ovation of the Ohio q u e t wheve a spesiker said, "if all
self together, you may w a n t to fol- thvee seconds—except in case of Intevcollegiate Or;atorical contest, en- b a n q u e t s p e a k e r s w e r e laid end to
low some of the itinevavy; if not, I'll travelogs showing t h e Blavney Stone, titled, " T h e Scvoll ot Destiny. Fol- e n d — ' t w o u l d be a good t h i n g . " Comd a r n well have to flit alone. H e r e Chalk anothev one up fov Iveland— lowing ave a few i n t e r e s t i n g excerpts m e n t — J u s t b a n q u e t s p e a k e r s ?
g o e s : If we only had more songs in at least t h e r e is one civilized c o u n t r y from his addressT o n y Yost has been busily veading
chapel like "Carolina S u n " or " T h e in the world.
* **
Sunshine of Your Smile" we pvobably
" W h e n a Negvo a p p e a r s befove a a novel entitled, " S u g g e s t i o n s for
could and would sing longev and COMMITTEES PLAN FOR THE
white a u d i e n c e he is expected t o City Slickers Who Move to the
F a r m ? " I see Louise'e; hand in this.
louder . . Well, well, at last we have
JUNIOR PROM ON APRIL 28 dance a j i g or cut c a p e r s . . anyT h e m o d e r n definition of " e x lia real, honest-to-goodness German
t h i n g b u t p r e s e n t serious, intelligent
b
r
i
s " m e a n s "kicked out of t h e liBand in this school. They have been
t
h
i
n
k
i
n
g
.
.
the
Negro
has
been
m
a
d
e
Members of the J u n i o r class, u n d e r
practicing daily and . . not bad either! t h e direction of theiv pvesident, El- t h e packhorse fov h u m o r b u t t h e day b r a r y ? "
. . Baseball will soon be in full swing "^"^ aireciiej,, oi enc,i p.c.-,.^.,.., ^ , - - . - r F r i t z B a r r e t t w'shed t h a t he did
a r o u n d here , , W h o a ! Somebody j u s t ^"^"^
Rohrbaugh,
assistance
and Amos
of theiv
advisor, and
Mr. the
Stemple,
a r e of
pastUncle
. . ITom
admive
t h e N eand
g r o Andy
who is not possess eavs last week? Fov vetlio,,- nrlvisnv.
Mr. fov
S t etm
. . with
I admire
t h e zealous
N e g r o who
is feience, see F r i t z .
asked ' .'"""
me if
flaming r.+'
'i I* thought
'-"""6 — ^t•h•e' •':•„•_•••='
beginning
their plans
h en l ea.n naurael past
gorged
enough
enthusyouth1 type
t u d e n t was
type of
ot sstuelent
was passing
passing .. . ^^^,^,^j ^^. ^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^ j ^ ^ . ^ ^ . p ^ ^ ^ ^ j ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^^^^^^ ^.^ ^^^ t h r o u g h t h e
J o e Shevock has ni'jt a new "one
" " " k i n g , says i. Boy, arei i ^^^.^^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^. ^^^ j ^ ^ ^ g^^_ r o a r i n g b r e a k e r s of vace prejudice to and o n l y ? " Blame it e)n Sholly, K a t e !
squelch t h a t
. Gentlemen If y o u ' ^
^^
-^
^^^ ^ ^ j , ^ ^ _
^^^ ^^ ^.^^ ^^^^
_ p^^^^^^^ ^^^
F r e d I n g r a h a m w e s so enthused
'^' 1
J A " ' ' w
\ \ T
^ T i " g committees have been a p p o i n t e d : power has driven the Anglo-Saxon ovev weaving a w o m a n ' s s t r a w h a t
only!
, W a t c h out fov t h e basebal ^
^^^^.^ ^
c h a i r m a n . J a c k race to shackle the Negvoes , . The t h a t he was ovdeved to complete the
m a n ; he hi s a n d r u n s . . Doggone i ! g
^ „ j Tony Y o s t ; decora- White m e n have broken their laws, Lusenible with a skirt? J u s t an initiat h e r e goes t h a t pen ot iiiiiie again, al- _,_,
„ , ,.
,„,,, .
•. , ,
j
j i, •
,
,
, tion frolic.
*^ a
•
,,ri
•
1 1 i i tion, W a l t e r Wilkinson assisted by dumped their morals, a n d scrapped
Eddie Marince h.i.s finally become
w a y s ovevflowing, Wheve is my blot-1
,
„ ,,
,
• •. ^T
.n. •
i- •
*
i
• ,.•
1 ^
enniished with an " a w b u r n t " n e t ?
. -^ , .
,
J, ,,
tu i
• 1 membevs of the class; invitation. Is- theiv veligion tov domination . . b u t
T h e evening dances are a t t e n d e d
tev? You know, folks, t h a t reminds
,,,,,,,
, •
-.TT j r .
AI.
i
t ^• ^
i iu ^
. , , .,
, ' , ,, ,
, abel Welch, chairman, W a n d a Bvown, can t h e color ol skin alone be the t r u e by m.ore and more s t u d e n t s ? Must be
the new r e c o r d s ! B r i n g on t h e " C a r miC. A blotter is the thing you spend „ , , , , .
, , i i j , A
•
• n
,
, ,
..
, 1'
J!
u'l
Robert Huntev, and Lewis L u c a s ; , test of Anievicanisni? , . soniewhere, i o c a ! "
T h e Senior Class h a s so m a n y fammost of youv time looking fov, while , . , , - ci. i
, •
''
tiu I,T
-H V i, ii
class; sevvice, Clavence Eld and class
.,
• , • J •
,17 n 4.1,' • 4-1. tickets, H e n r y S t e h m a n , chaivman, sometime,
theto Negro
will climb
t h e ous personages that their " H a l l of
Accovding
the
papevs
of
other
m e m b, e, r s .A , , • , -r^ , •
the
is d r y i n g , burden
. Well, of
thismisa ktihneg .„
T,
, colleges
^ •we ave
, not the , only j , ones
, , to, F a m e " should literally include all,
the ink
insupportable
The budget
committee
whieh ahas
,,
,
,,
.
.
Ronald
Aldrich,
Beatvice
Bevg,
n
d
;
m
o
u
n
t
a
i
n
and
emerge
above
the
black
devote
to
m
o
n
t
h
of
Mavch
in
t h e even himself, says M a x Cook? We're
o u t the income t a x s t a t e m e n t . I t been functioning d u r i n g t h e yeav was
m
o n t h be
when one pays the
rncome t a x , : -_,
TT ,
„ ,
, ^i,
,
,
j, d u c a t i o•n ,• D e p• a ^v t m.,e n t t o proud of you. Max.
might
,,,,
, , a ,good„ thing
,f
,for r, everybody
•,- ^ '' veappointed.
Florence H u nItt ; includes
r e f r e s h mTvafton
e n t s , M aBuu d e ' Physical
clouds of Evace
pvejudrce into the sunItol l leavn
bet we ve flatteved, aPevniit
me _
,
• ! , ,
,
i, .,.,
vthoui p r e*p a4!r a t i oi n and , production
• i • ..• a,>
" A U S T Y " B U R K H A R T w a s quite
, , . , j,u s,t how to go
ti bi 'o u t tdoing
iu- Bvungavd
m e m b eBerg,
r s of Mat h e , light
of freedom and social j u s t iof
ce."
chanan, c hassisted
a i r m a n , by
Beatrice
g
y
m
n
a
s
i
u
m
festival
.
.
K
u
t z t o w n an- peeved because he did not m a k e the
be : bel
tthis
h e n (in
to bthe
r i n gevent
to y ot uh ra t a t ht eenr et i oshould
n at this
^ i ^ . 'Burd,
^^
._„
ni„.,„„„„
iri,!
„v,^
^lo=8
!
'
P
*
*
and Robevt Huntev.
nounces March 22 as t h e date for column last week? H o w do you like
late
any date
incom
and
e ) . with suitable apologies
their
annual
demonstration.
T h e the capital letters, A u s t y ?
If youv income tax is a cevtain JIM WILSON, LECTURER TOSeveral seniors w e r e away ovev t h e
a m o u n t and t h e r e is a diamond ring
NIGHT, HAS THRILLING STORY " a c e " numbev is an Athletic Review
in which the T a u Kappa givls and t h e past week-ends looking fov j o b s ? J u s t
in t h e family, and your uncle has an
(Continued from p a g e 1)
a u t o of 1929 and youv neighbovs' miles a w a y ! They lost t h e tvail and Vavsity Club boys attived in spovts "pvospectovs." Hope you flnd your
wives ave bvunettt's 26 yeavs old, you r a n out of w a t e r — b u t saved them- regalia will stage a p a n o r a m a of t h e gold mine.
t a k e thc sum total of all these items selves by t r a c k i n g a jackal to a stink- seasonal athletic activitie.-: of t h e colA certain collegiate vemarked t h a t
lege. T h e program will also include some of the co-eds had b e t t e r keep on
and add your personal pvoperty, in- ing water-hole.
exercises on t h e vings and niodevnistic the vight side of theiv b. f's because
cluding youv collav b u t t o n , if you
A Man's a Man for All That
have one. Then subtvact youv s t r e e t
"Avnied with no other weapons pyramids cveated on ladders painted the f r a t e r n i t y dinner-dance is not so
n u m b e r ov vuval delivery number, t h a n a genial disposition and a in the school colors, n a t u r a l and ex- far off?
multiply by youv height, subtvact the friendly smile, these two y o u n g men pressionistic dances and a demonT h e r e , have I not helped some of
size of y o u r shoe, divide by youv traveled alone fov m o n t h s in the tev- stvation of eccentvic t a p dances. Mu- you Delta Rho B e t a s ?
girl's weight and deduct h e r telephone vitovy of tvibes alleged to be savage sic for t h e meet will be furnished by
T h e B i t t e r s w e e t s " were n o t bitter
n u m b e r , if any. Then multiply by and hostile—and found t h a t courtesy the K e y s t o n e Collegiate Ovchestva.
and the " R e a l Old L a d i e s " n o t old?
y o u r chest m e a s u r e , add the age of was r e t u r n e d for courtesy and friendMaybe t h e "Amevican Stveamlined
y o u r bvothev ov sistev, take off 10 liness for friendliness. They found
Dr. Landreth Speaks in Chapel
T v a c t o r s " have gone modevn! Initials
p e r c e n t on account of youv g r a n d - the natives simple and sincere, living
Dr. I r a Landveth, Chaivman of t h e ave intevesting.
m o t h e r ' s h u s b a n d having been in the their lives to the best of their ability Citizenship
Several of ouv move literal minded
Committee
of
World
R e v o l u t i o n a r y Wav, deduct a n o t h e r u n d e r terrific handicap, and always Christian Endeavor, gave a lecture in collegiates a t t e n d e d t h e i r first dance,
t w o p e r cent for cash and then see ready to befriend and aid the m a n chapel Wednesday, March 14. He the Soph Hop? H a t s off to them.
h o w m u c h you have. The correctness who likes and respects t h e m , r e g a r d - spoke principally for t e a c h e r s on " M y They've finally broken the i c e — h e r e ' s
of youv figuving can be pvoved by less of his cultural b a c k g r o u n d or t h e Job P l u s " stressing t h e i m p o r t a n c e ho]iing they don't g e t drowned.
c o m p a r i n g t h e final vesult with t h e color of his skin."
— W . W., J r .
of teachevs s t u d y i n g t h e daily newsnumiber of y o u r auto t a g ov t h a t of
Mv. Wilson, who has had a very papevs to obtain political infovmay o u r n e a r e s t neighbov who has an varied life as a r a n c h e r , musician, col- tion.
lean public should expect purpose,
a u t o . If t h e numbevs do not co'rres- lege in.stvuctor, and journalist, promGvitting his t e e t h . D r . L a n d r e t h , puv'ty, pevsistence, and p r e p a r a t i o n
p o n d y o u m a y know t h a t you will ises to pvovide an evening's interest- showed us how t h e wovds informa- of its t e a c h e r s .
have to pay a tax.
Dr. L a n d r e t h s t a n d s for a sober
ing e n t e v t a i n m e n t with his lecture, tion, i n t e g r i t y , indu.stry, independW e l l , s i n c e periodicals a r e n o t h i n g his exhibits of Afvican a r t s and ance, and indefatigibil'ty take grit. nation with inelivieluals thinking, not
b u t s t o p s f o r p e r i o d s . . I'll just have crafts, and his motion pictuves and Along with these qualities tho Amer- "banel w a g o n " citizens.
t o s t o p ' . . a n d so as evevy column bo- slides.
g i n n c t h , so m u s t it e n d e t h .

— T H E DORM SCRIBE
Calling all ears . . calling all cars . .
a t t e n t i o n e v e r y b o d y ! Allow me to
p!nr';raI"BarkeVbair'fournanient.
r e s e n t the chamjiions of the I nCaptram
u r a l by
Basketball
T o u r n a m ewho
n t . pvov.
Cap
tained
J o h n n y Marshall,