COLLEGE TIMES Clare Free Major Presents Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm /— VOL.19 FIGHTIN' FORTY SEPARATE Fellows Are Being Sent To Many Different States Cadets Arrive Navy Air Corps Invade Boys' Dormitory LOCK HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, MARCH 9, 1943 No. 9 Emille Elliot Is New President Professional Group Returns To Campus Wednesday, March 10 On Monday, March 1, Lock Haven held one of the a t r a n g e s t elections for presidency of the Student Cooperative CouDclI for some time. T h e procedure waa unusual In t h a t all five candidates were women, and also in the t u r n - o u t of voters— a b o u t 150 out of a poaalble 1 6 7 ^Id more than live up to expectations. President Toni Kilsdonk wishes to express her sincere thanka to the many voters. T h e five candidates for the presidency were: Mary Debo, sophomore; Emille Elliot, junior; Maxine Hoffman, junior; Marian Mac5*hee, sophomore; and M a r g a r e t M a r y Madden, sophomore. Another Interesting feature of thia election lay in t h e fact t h a t when the votes were counted it was d i s covered that, although Miss Elliot w a s in the lead, she did not possess a majority of t h e total number of votes of the student body, a n u m ber which, according to t h e constitution of the council, ia necessary for election. Therefore, a second voting between Ml«s Elliot and t h e second highest. Miss MacPhee, w a s anticipated, and the day was set for Wednesday, March 3. Between the first and third, t h e college experience a r a t h e r spirited campaign, with Miss MaaPhee's followers indulging in t h e distribution of candy mints, and cigarettes, and the votefor-EUIlot crowd passing out some cherished chewing-gum and n a m e cards. Freshman Class Elects Officers Play Will Be First In Artist Course Series Well, t h e "PlKhtin" Fortf" Is now in the proeeaa of being shipped, aft e r facing a c r o u p of testa such a s Freshmen of the college met in I - ^ » ' ° »•»• ^ a r e Tree Major playTen Naval Aviation Cadets a r they never faced at dear old L.H. t h e Old Auditorium, Wednesday, ers will appear on the college c a m an^r^ my. y. ». . . . ''^"''"^ "^^ ""^ <^""P"» »" T h u r s d a y March 6, for a class election. Girls pus, this time presenting the alla T . C . •The boys are being sent to p^b. 26. They will be «UOoned here were selected for a majority of the ITrfv. . r ^ t h e service , „ ^ period of six weeks. Their time favorite of juvenile stories, offices because most boys expect to to which their aptitude have , „ „ ^ ,« ^^^^^ ^o that of t h e C. designated a s the fields tests in which be In t h e service in t h e near future. "Rebecca of Simnybrook F a r m , " on , yP.„ „T. for quite they could best serve. ^ who t j „ g have ^ h e ybeen will here be given inThe newly elected officers a r e : i Wednesday, March 10, a t 1.30. In Some of the men whose aptitudes structlona In ground school as w e l President, Doris Greene; Vice P r e s - ! previous y e a r s thlu company h a s h a v e shown t h a t they a r e meohan- i a s advanced flight training. A rigid ident, Helene P o r t e r ; Secretary, presented to the c a m p u s school ically able have been sent to t h e j hpysical training will accompany Hope M c C a r t n e y ; T r e a s u r e r , K a y children and to t h e other school Aberdeen Proving Grounds. Among their other instructions, Johnson; Student, Lois McCloskey children from the town and nearby these fellows are Bill Maule and ; Prior to their coming to Lock and Joe N e v i n s ; F a c u l t y Advisor, communities other popular stories. J o h n Akeley, t h e latter an lllustri- Haven they w e r e stationed a t Mr. J a c k . L a s t year their play w a s based on ous son of Coudersport, Penna. John Muhelenburg, which is located In the fairytale, "Sleeping Beauty," t h e T h e n e x t meeting w a s set for h a s proved in hia life here a t t h e the heart of Allentown, F a At year before, "Robin Hood." Wednesday, March 17, In t h e Old college t h a t he is mechanically Muhelenburg- the Navy aviators I The story of Rebecca is a familiar Auditorium a t ten o'clock. minded in m a n y w a y s ; he h a s received their preliminary flii?ht one; t h e h a r e m - s c a r e m Uttle thirV shown through his work in wood training and ground scho )1. After I teen-year-old girl left Sunnybrook handicraft, photography, drawing, their training here t h e y will be i Far mto s t a y with her two maiden tinkering with watches, and his sent to some other ischool where I aunts in Riverboro, In order t h a t work a t Piper Aircraft t h a t he ia a they will continue in their flight i she might be educated, get a job m a n who is interested in various programs. and pay oft the mortgage. Naturally technical and mechanical devices. Twenty additional cadeta were a lively girl like Rebecca -^i ,,?; By G. MtLU^R „4ojf t* expr'3ese4 a dq6ire-to_ enter The income from the advertise- : about a century ago. SECOND LT. E D W A R D L A W t h a t service. ments far surpassed the sum set Kate Douglas Wlggln, a u t h o r of Mike F l a n a g a n and Lew R a t h - R E N C E SAIERS, son of Mrs. Berby the Student Council. This was "Rebecca of Sunnybrook ij'arm," h a s geber a r e stationed out in Mississ- tha Saiers, 418 W e s t F o u r t h St., possible through the combined efOn the third of March, the second forts of the editor a n d the adver- written m a n y other juvenile books, ippi and are probably taking over. Lock Haven, Penna., and former among which is t h e long-j). rmla.election was held, with t h e results student of State Teachers College, "Brother" Rathgeber, by now, tising manager, Marjorie Binder. "Bird's Christmas Carol." ishould have the commander con- has completed bombardier instruc- displaying Miss Elliot, w h o will r e This year the dedication is not While the Clare T r e e Majoivinced t h a t he Is very essential to tion at the Army Air Forces Ad- ! sign as president of the Dramatics kept secret; it is very appropriately t h e "staff" a n d should be made a vanced Flying School, Carlsbad, Ii Club, the victor. dedicated to t h e "Fighting Forty." Players a r e brought to t h i s campxis every year for the express jnirpi.tic technician of some sort. As we all New Mexico. He had already com- ! W e of the staff extend our heartv V of providing for the .school children know, our beloved "Fuhrer" was pleted navigation training a t Hondo ' congratulations, and we feel sure of the town a really good jn-ofpsquite a boy when It came to speecii Field, Texas, before coming to I t h a t the student body will do its slonal play, everyone is invited to making. Carlsbad and is t h u s fitted to fill i utmost to cooperate with the new see "Rebecca of Sunnybroow F a r m . " Max Conley, "Juggle" Johnson, two Important positions in a bom- i president in t h e year to come. adults as well as children. The story The Student Council held their bardment air crew. Now he will a n d "Smokey" Stover have been regular meeting a t seven o'clock on j is charming in itself and it will bo sent to Arkansas, and a r e serving receive additional Instruction In an Thunsday, March 4. After a quorum dramatized by the original New In the Medical Corps. Can't you j u s t Intensive program designed to prowas secured, t h e meeting w a s called • York cast. Tickets may be had from imagine those three boys putting duce t h e world's most destructive to order by President Toni Kils- members of the College Players. bandages on and administering air force. V donk. first aid to their patients? At the opening of the meeting the Dick B a r n h a r t and Fred Hill were R O B E R T H. FOYE, 21, son of T h e Vesper program of Sunday, .secretary, E a t h e r Marie Shea, read shipped last Monday to Miami, Fla. Mrs. Edward D. Foye of Lock H a Both of these "sons" of Lock H a - ven, won his Navy "Winge of February twenty-eighth, consisted an interesting letter from Louis ven have served on K. P. and g u a r J Gold" and was commissioned a mostly of music. It w a s conducted Rathgeber, former president of the Rathgeber duty; Fred liaa also served as a Second Lieutenant in the Marine by Mary Jean Moyer, chairman of Student Council. Mr. states t h a t he enjoys a r m y life very the student committee for Vespers. fireman a t C a m p Lee. Corps Reserve t h i s week following Records of sacred music as sung much. He also urged the Council to From the other fellows no word completion of the prescribed flight by the All Girls' Choir were fur- continue their good work. At the last meeting of Delta S i g of -shipment has been received, s j training course a t the U. S. Naval nished by Lewis Rathgeber, w h o A discussion arose concerning the we will assume they a r e still a t Air Training Center, Pensacola, has a collection of religious music. Artists' Courses t h a t a r e supposed ma Chapter of Kappa Delta PI, Rod erlck Cook was elected president Camp Lee until further notice. In Fla. T h e Ve.'jper service of Sunday, to be held this semester. A small t h i s g r o u p a r e Hodes, Judd, Klft, Prior to entering the Naval ser- March seventh, was In charge of appropriation was also considered for the remainder of this year. Tho McNulty, Mltra, Monson, Pearson, vice. Lieutenant Foye studied a t F r a n k Lovich, president of the Y. for the Clair Tree Major Production meeting Wii.s held F e b r u a r y 11, a t Pfeffer, Pletcher, Shaner, Stafferl, State Teachers College in Lock M. C. A. The meeting w a s held in t h a t is to be presented on W e d n e s - the home of Helen McCloskey. Mr. Cook succeeds Fred .Tamison, who Stanley, Thomas, Slider, Barnes, Haven and w a s a member of t h e the Y. W. C. A. room a t 6:10 p. m. day. March VO. Is leaving t h i s month tor t h e Army. Bernardi, Brion, Clees and Coront. varsity wrestling, football and t r a c k As there was no new business to The Vesper Committee hopes to The member.s presented Mr. J a m i Among this group Coront and teams here. be discussed a t the meeting a m o have. In the near future, an open son a writing kit a« a farewell gift. Mitro have made t h e Camp Lee Early In July, 1942, he began p r e - meeting with the local Rabbi a s tion for adjournment w a s made, and Several members ot the fraterbasketball team. Bernie Metzler had liminary training a t the U. S. Naval speaker passed. nity participated in panel discusReserve Aviation Base in Anacos(Continued on Page 4) sion. The first one, "Youth and t h e tia, D. C , and successfully comV State In W a r and Peace" w a s displeted the course the last ot Augcussed by Jeannette Earon, Jeanne ust, before reporting to t h e "AnnCollins Dickey and Ruth Brungard. apolis of the Air" for basic and a d "What H a v e Tliesc Honor Students Army Air Corps. T. C. Men Answer Longvanced training. Achieved" w a s commented upon by Latest reports from these men Anticipated Call Having been designated a Navnl indicate that a r m y life is .swell. Ethel Batley a n d Emilie Elliot. aviator. Lieutenant Foye will go on Both articles are in t h e .January, The Florida climate, and Miami active d u t y at one of the Navy's air Once more L.H.T.C. can life her Dr. PaiTsons and Dr. Patterson a r e 1943, issue of the Kducational ForBeach is quite a place to spend the In DuBois, Pa., to make a survey of operational training centers before head and be proud t h a t again a um. contingent ot five husky men have winter. t h e schools there. This Is a high being a.ssigned to a combat zone. Miss Lilli.an Russell w a s -thf' _ V—-^;-— left the campus to join the Flghtln" school siirvey being made by t h e The seniors who left were Dick guest of the fraternity for the me^t Forty In the armed forces of Uncle Commission of Secondary Schools Caharer, Jack Probst, Pepsi Bever- ing. The March meeting will be I f a obminon aeiiac to ba of the Middle States Association of thrifty. If yon t a v e yon »re Sam. Highly seasoned and spirited idge and Jim Brumbaugh. Johnnie held In the Seminar Room of t h e Colleges and Sec(ind.ary Schools. thrifty. War Bonds help yon these men joyously reported to their PlUmmer, Earl Burris, a n d Jim Libraiy witn Ur. Agnes McElwee to save and help to save designated stations tb prepare for .Akeley were about to complete their as the guest .speaker. Ruth B r u n Dr. Mary J a n e Wyland of PennAmerica. Buy your ten per t h e i r basic tS-.-iining, * Irittrmedlate, "junior year. Earl Lyons w a s a mem- gard, J e a n n e Dickey, ,ind J e a n n e t t o sylvania State College Is chairman cent every pay day. of this particular study.;^ and"then'Second LlentenafltS'In t h e 'feer of the sophomore class. Earon will be the ho.stesses. r^ Boys In The Service Praeco Goes To Press Early Board Meets I Musical Service Held In Vespers i Roderick Cook Chosen Kappa Delta Pi^hief Make Survey Of DuBois Schools AIR CORPS RESERVES DEPART PAGE 2 THE COLLEGE TIMES COLLEGE TIMES CAPITOL . MEMBER O F N. A. S. to CAMPUS Published semimonthly during the school year in t h e interest of t h e BOOK REVIEWS By MARY DEBO .« The Valley of Deoiaion—By Mirrcia Science and Civilian War Davenport Washington — (ACP) —Not ofA brilliant, warm novel covering Editor Margaret M. Madden B y " B U D G E " BATLEY ten do the scientific research estabfour generations of a Pittsburgh Associate Editor > Sally Loncoske lishments of the nation's colleges When I w a s young steel family. It la the story of a little Assistant Editor K a y Johnson and unlvrsitles figure hi a major I h a d a round, rubber baJl Irish girl, who, ais a maid, becomes Managing Editor Mary Debo political tussle on Capitol Hill. T h a t I used to love . . . an important and vital person to Writers—Mary Debo, Budge Botley, Leona Hosmer, Clair Young, J o e It had on it But today they a r e among the Inthem. There is a stirring history of Rings of little, raised dots. Alessandro, Betty Clark, Louise Clark, Phyllis Wolfe, Mary Drick, nocent bystanders caught in a t u g the growth of the Pittsburgh mills -of-war t h a t pulls a dozen direcLike pinpricks on the other and labor unions. T h e New York Glenn Miller, J a n e Plumpls. tions instead of t h e-conventlonal Side of the paper . . . Times says, "a truly monumental Tyi)i.st—Beverly Gower two—the battle o v e r t h e highly As it would spin. work which never for one moment Advertising Managers Virginia Keith, Aileen Rossman controversial Pepper-Tolan-Kllgore The dot.s would move. loses its quality of stirring human Circulation Manager Janice Sackett bill for a W a r Mobilization Board Like little glittering s t a r s Interest." a s a civilian supercontrol over the Across an inky universe. Our Hearts Were Young and G a y Acceptance for mailing a t special r a t e s of postage provided for in entire w a r effort. I see them still Cornelia Otis Skinner and Emily Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823. On sleepless nights: If Kimbrough Research institutions, of course I acrew m y eyes real tight, Entered a s Second Class matter November 6, 1928, a t the Post aren't tho heart of the Issue. They This novel w a s t h e December They stream across Office a t Locli Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879. Book of the Month selection. F o r a r e concerned only in a p a r t of the The celling of my mind. something light to take you back to bill calling for a n Office of TechV the good old days, this book Is j u s t nological Mobilization to gather Tuesday, March 9, 1943 the thing. I t is the story of t w o technoscientlfic skllla, processes young girls and the many funny, and ideas and p u t them to w o r k and sometimes crazy situations speeding production and developthey get Into a n d experiences they ing new weapons. At t h e last meeting of t h e Col- encounter on a trip to Europe. Quito Colleges unoubtedly would welcome a n y plan for heightening the lege Players it w a s decided t h a t t h e hilarious. contribution to victory via t h e lab- second semester production, "Brief The Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway oratory. B u t t h e proposed office Music," should be postponed b e To all those who like a n d a r e would also force licensing of pat- cause of the illness of Its director ents a n d secret processes. A n d advisor to t h e club. Miss C. familiar with Hemingway, this r e In these times we should not allow ourselves to be drawn t h a t isn't the good news some cor- and cent publication should prove very Cordelia Brong. into the turbulent stream of panic which public opinion so porate patent holders a r e waiting "Brief Music," a comedy in three worthwhile reading. I t includes all hi,3 short works, plus t h e play, " T h e to hear. often creates. acta, w a s scheduled for a p p e a r a n c e Fifth Column." The stories inIn broader scope, t h e W a r Mo- in the college auditorium on April 8. cluded are: "The Killers," "The U n The situation, as we see it today, is one of little thought bilization Board seelcs to bring all Its cast ia comprised of seven girls: defeated," a n d "Snows of Kilimanand much talk. Here at our own college many unfounded phases of t h e war effort—econom- ^ the role of a college girl, Alexander jaro," as well a s some of his lesser rumors are circulated because people misconstrue statements lc stabilization, manpower, military j (gpift) w a s given to Helen Burgess, known works. An excellent antholproduction, civilian production a n d those of her frienda a s follows: ogy. and fail to use their power of reasoning. all the rest—Into a tightly "inte-I Lovington, Sally Loncoske; Drizzle, These books a r e now in Dr. organization with civilians ^ Rogg Minnie Probst; Minnie Hall. North's library. A good instance of this is the rumor that the college will grated In control a t all key points. I Esther Marie Shea; Maggie, Marian •Vbe closed. Within the past few weeks, an article appeared Army a n d Navy oppose civilian j MacPhee; Rosey, Jeannette E a r o n ; in the local paper stating that steps were being taken in control of their production p r o- j Jinx, Mary Debo. Doris Huffman Harrisburg to decrease the state budget by closing all teach- g r a m s a n d a r e fighting t h e bill. | was chosen a s student director. Business la cool, too. It says such Eleanor Williamis, a s prompter, ers colleges not having a specified enrollment. Since it is reorganization would only formalobvious that our present enrollment is unusually low, two and ize existing ways of doing things. lana, yhyslclsts, statisticians, econtwo were put together and the rumor spread. Some of us But backers of t h e bill s a y It omists, reaaerch workers, adminiswould spread production decisions never get beyond the "two and two are four" reasoning down t h e line to local and regional trative assistants, psychologists Q. Are "Baby Bonds" still availbacteriologists. -,bhr? — '^ power. We never reason to conclude that which has not been levels, boost labor-management co- andAlthough stressing w a r tra.lning A. No. They have been operation, force the military prospcifiically placed before us. t h e report urges continuation of succeeded by Series E g r a m to fit an over-all strategy, foundation courses for professional War Bonds, the terms In this case, the total of our reasoning might be present- put a n end to turning out planes schools a n d combinations of a r t s of which a r e substantiaBy the same. ed in terms of six. In other words, we failed to observe a without propellers a n d Inducting and technical courses such a s s o men with Irreplaceable skills. third factor. ' cial work, home economics a n d Q. I n what denominationa are Administration s t a l w a r t s wrote Series E Bonds available? physical education. In the first place, every new administratration a t the Penn- t h e measure, baaing It on revelaA. They are issued in de• * * nominations o f $ 2 5 , sylvania capitol manages in some way to incorporate into tions of t h 6 Tolan committee's Into labor utUftatlon, t h e War-Time Washington fSO, 9100, $ 5 0 0 , and its platform an issue of reducing expense by the elimination Tprobe $1,000 ( m a t u r i t y m a n committee's investigation of a few State Teachers Colleges. It is done i>eriodically. ofr uproduction It's getting so now nice young value). practices, the House With the great demand for teachers, it is unlikely that such and Senate small business commit- girls In Washington a r e safe—^from Q. How may I keep Stampa a measure will go through. tee's findings and other recent In- job offers. So acute Is t h e office while I am accumulating help shortage that popping t h e them? We have no problem of enrollment, NTavy officials have quiries. question n o w means asking: "Can They got t h e shock of their lives inspected the college buildings and expect to send several you type?" Many a high-paid e x the Administration brought hundred men here who will be enrolled as regular students when ecutive doesn't know where his subtle pressure to bear t o sideas a part of their officers training. track the proposal—and used Re- n e x t stenographer is coming from. publicans and anti-New Dealers to And a W a r Department bureau is This does not mean that the Navy has taken over the do experimenting with training boys it! school entirely. L. H. S. T, C. will continue to train teachers. and girls to be typists. T h e experiTemporarily a t least, t h e Pepperis directed by Dr. Maye H y By Gib Crockett. Aside from items of immediate interest, we would also Tolan-Kilgore bill ia interred In ment ton of Columbia University, w h o the S e n a t e Military Affairs ComA. An album is given free like to draw your attention to a situation of nationwide inupon requeat wilh the mittee after a sleeper play snatch- says s h e can make a typist of a n terest that will serve to further exemplify our point. f\r»t Stamp you h-;-. ed it from t h e favorable Education average Intellgent girl in three Spaces are provided for weeks. Stenographers take a Uttle Rationing is the topic of conversation everywhere today. and Labor Committee. mounting the Stamps. longer. Trainees get IH+O a year Supporters of the a c t a r e searchRatiining of canned foodstuffs was a necessity, as was the Q. Ts it permissible to name ing for a w a y to free the bill for plus 1312 overtime. rationing of shoes. both coowner and a beneaction. Congresawoman Clare Booth h a s ficiary on a War Savinga Great foresight was shown in announcing that shoes Bond? been hailed In some quarters a s a Speed-Up For Woman were rationed before the public could mob the market. profound political thinker on t h e A. No. Either a coowner Accelerated w a r - t i m e education strength of her "globaloney" wiseor a beneficiary mar be In some ways, however, it has defeated its own purpose. has received another boost, this crack. B u t for months this tlmenamed, but not both. Men and women everywhere are stampeding clothing stores. time for women. In a policy state- wl.se expression h a s been a pet of Q. When a woman who owns As a result, people are more often dissatisfied and the busi- ment for guidance of liberal arts those who dislike talking about t h e Bondi gets married, should she have the Bonds reissued ness is not ideal for the merchant since he cannot get mer- colleges, the American Council on war along a n y t h i n g b u t "sound in her married name? chandise in sufficient quantities. This creates a situation Education's committee on college business lines." A> The Bonds will be so rewoman and the w a r plunks for h a s where demand is far greater than supply. The people them- tening Speaking of gags, another p r a n k issued, if she desires. of good students selves are forcing the government to ration clothes. This will to help graduation It is not necessary, bowfill emergency needs f o r ster has made his m a r k in a WT»B publication called "Official Directbe a difficult undertaking for it involves much more detail trained personnel. than either shoes or food rationing. To provide year-round schooling ory of P r o d u c t Assignments." T h e for women students a t collegeis u n - book guides businessmen t o t h e Ramember—lb* longer We believe that if the people would consider the serious- abe to maintain s u m m e r sessions, proper W P B branchefl holding j u r ysw keep War Bonds, ness of such thoughtless and indiscreet buying, that an enor- the report suggests pooling staffs isdiction over their products. One Uf ta 10 years, thx n o r a section r e a d s : TUiuble they become. mous amount of commercial disorder could be avoided and and student bodies. Three southern "'Strip corlt—Cork branch. colleges. It points out, a r e planning even stopped. to offer a combined s u m m e r term Strip steel—ateel branch. These are just two instances where people fail to reason. on B, single campus. Strip tease—WAACS" 10% OF INCOME They impulsively follow the crowd a n d create disorderiy Women's colleges a n d co-educa- The pereptrator of this mischief conditions that are so distructful to organization and morale. tional institutions a r e essential now is judged to outclass the press r e the committee believes, because lease writer who embellished a long It is our opinion that we should take the initiative not they con provide technical a n d pro- atatment on cotton duck with a tale not only to quell rumors, but also to adopt a safe and sane fessional workers. Notable ex- about Donald Duck—and almost got I amples ar« chemtsta, motbematlc- away with It. method of thought so much in need today. I Lock Haven S t a t e Teachers College. A Poem Member of N.A.S* Play Postponed Tliis W a y O u t IS m QUOTA M fm BONUS — V 1 THE COLLEGE TIMES PAGES COLLEGE SPORTS WAA Play Night The Boys Carry On By S. L O N C O S K E After the Flghtln' F o r t y reached T h e W, A. A. held a "play night" the Induction center a t Camp Lee, Wednesday, Feb. 24, with enough they were induced to participate in activity for the girls to rival P. T. a basketball game with the Camp courses. Basketball and swimming Lee varsity team. This game was livened the Field House consider- supposed to be Just a warm-up ably, while those who don't care game for the C a m p Lee aggregaparticularly to build biceps played tion, but in true Lock Haven style piner-'pong, badminton, and shuffleour boys refused to play the p a r t of board in the Old Gymn. Every other a "guinea pig" and reversed t h e W^ednesday these activities a r e to tables. be held; the n e x t meeting will be Due to the brilliant play of Capon March 10. tain Paul Coront and his cohorts, In regular girls' gym periods, on t h e C a m p Lee varsity waa subdued Mondays and Fridays, each olass in an overtime period by the score b.os a t e a m , playing Intramural of 64 to 6S. Tardbird Metzle'r and g a m e s in class. Later in the seaison, Paul Coront were the big guns of on April 2, 5, and 9, a Round-Rob- the Eagles' a t t a c k a n d betweten in T o u r n a m e n t will be played off. them .scored 48 of the 64 points with t h e t w o Honorary Varsity j j ^ ^ ^ ^ , ^ ^ ^ j p p ^ j„ ^ j , ^ winning b a s t e a m s playing an exhibition g a m e I ket in a "sudden d e a t h " overtime on April 12. period. Coront w a s t h e high man of the game, scoring 31 points 'oy means of 15 field goals and one free toss. Metzler w a s next in line, contributing 17 points to the Eiagles' score, At approximately twenty minwhile Bernardi tossed in 8 points u t e s 'tl two In the afternoon, we for third place. meandered to t h e third floor of the The papers In the Petersburg, Glris' Dorm here a t T. C , and discovered t h a t most of t h e Sylvania Virginia, a r e a gave our boys several girls w e r e Just opening both eyes, nice write-ups and also a great de.il j of publicity which may later beneand beginning to rise and shine. Most of t h e m like t h e t o w n of ' fit the college. Picture taken at C a m p Lee Lock HavRn—"It's cleaner than Al- j As usual, our vociferous former showing membeirs of the FightI Council President did a great deal toona"—and all of them still h a v ing Forty, left to right, Paul We [ of talking and evidently to the i Coront, John M c N u l t y , Bernie en't tired of dormitory life, idn't hear a n y complaints i2on- I!, right people. Brother Lou, b e t t e r ' Metzler, Leonard Brion, Buss berning th^jr .Uigj«ri4uaLJob|ypb •.iXLknawn- a s t h e Klngflsh," was r e - : Shaner, Red Bernardi, and p e faction is a bit peeved because leased from quarantine a n d was a l George Mitro. hey were promised work in t h e new | lowed to accompany the team in a V Itoona plant a s soon a s it opened ; managerial capacity. f they came to Lock Haven to be ! The team was coached by Cortrained. However, it seems t h a t ! poral P e t e H a r t and I can well proud of t h e Hi-grade officials Ignored this ; imagine he was r a t h e r proud condition, and "put the show on his proteges. I know t h a t we few the road" with girls who stayed In who are left behind a r e sincerely H e r e is another g r o u p of brain Altoona. proud of them, but it w a s no more T h e general opinion among the than we expected from boys of their teasers prepared for college papers by Bob Hawk, ace quizmaster and girls Is that t h e y will be here a p - caliber. s t a r of Columbia networks "Thanks proximately four more weeks. O u r auditory systems caught some p h r a s e s : "Everyone in Lock to t h e Yanks" show broadcast S a t urdays a t 7:30 p. m., E W T . R e Haven ia- friendly." T h e minute broadcast a t 11 p. m. we heard t h a t the Altoona plant 1. Do orchids grow wild in t h e was opened, we got discontented." United States? WANTED:! j "I don't care w h e n t h e y call us Answer: Yes. There a r e m a n y Girl students- to care for c h i l - I back." And Bunky saya she likes members of t h e orchid family in j being a boss! the U. S. including lady's slippers dren after classes. Call 2225. I W h a t we can't make out is, if and rattlesnake plantain. i breakfast is a t three In the after224 Susquehanna Ave. 2. T h e letters in t h e distress call ! noon, when Is dinner? S O S a r e not used because they mean "Save Our Ship." WTiey a r e they used? Answer: They have no meaning. They a r e used because they a r e the easiest to send on the wireless). 4. Is It true that some insects have ears on their front legs? j Answer: Yes. Crickets, k a t y d i d s , ' and t h e i r relatives. 5. Is the standard pullman made j up so you -an ride feet first or head first? Answer: H e a r first. 6. WTnich is thicker, a nickel or a 50-cent piece. Answer: 50-cent piece. 7. In cooking how Is food m a r i nated ? Answer: It Is to let food stand in French dressing or some special well-seasoned acid mixture. 8. According to Emily Post, abould a gentleman, when walking with two ladles, walk on the o u t side or walk between t h e m ? Answer: He should always walk on the outside. 9. How often la a trlcentennlal celebration held. THE ST(MIE THAT CONFTOENCE BUILT Answer: Every thirty years. 10. W h a t is a spanker on a aallLodk Harca, Pa. boat? Answer: • sail. It Is t h e aftermost sail on a yawl. Sylvania Scoop More Bob Hawk Brain Teasers I Davis Restaurant Twenty Four Hoar Service MAILMAN'S House of Disunonds 6 Mnj. Jolin L. Smith of tho U. .S. Marines has 19 Jap planes to hi* crcfiit Have you as many Jfar Bonds? bliosv all our American boy.s that you're doing your pari on the home front to win the war. You've done your bit; now do your best—Buy more War Bonds. Would those people who have books belonging to the late M r . ^ COMPLIMENTS Ulmer kindly send or take them ef to the College book store. Your cooperation in this matter be greatly appreciated. will HENRY'S DAIRY WE SERVE YOU SAVE BROWNE BOOT SHOP SHOES AND HOSIERY NEXT TO WARD'S Loek Harea, Pa. PAGE 4 THE COLLEGE TIMES Mary Madden gave t h e Dean a sudden shower bath t h e other night "Tiny" Rock blushes a t the mention of a few little articles such a s ; "Bridge," "Angora Sweater" . . . Miss Helene H a m a k e r believes in keeping warm. She even removes her shoes In the t h a t r e and w e a r s gloves on her feet, while Miss Mc«~ Phee wraps a scarf around h e r J e a n Drye is still leading Mack little footsies. PREVIEW Well here we go again. Seeing Gray around and telling him what a s how I am still in one piece after he can do and w h a t he can't . . . t h a t last edition, I a m going to try Milt P o t t e r a n d Monk Miller a r e to scribble a few llnea t h a t will known a s the horizontal kids . . . meet with the approval of all. If Jerry Sorvelli, the ex-gob, is m a k By BILL DICKISON the same n a m e s a r e used more ing quite a splash on t h e canvpus T h e ten Naval Cadets take this than once pleaise remember t h a t . . . Billy Eyer had his h a i r clipped opportunity to express their a p p r e there are only a few people left In to stop wind resistence, he Is now ciation to t h e a t u d e n t body for known as the fastest t h i n g on two school. feet . . . Stacey Kyler and his h a t their friendly attitude. Bill Kingston and Jamie Boy • • • with the drooping rim reminds u s PASTIMES: of a small town boy gone big-time Lendrum a r e running a race to see St. Valentine's Day has come and . . . Joe Nevins thinks t h a t t h e how manw girls t h e y oan scare with those new haricuts. Anyone gone, but it h a s left m a n y a fair h r a r t b u b b l ^ ' n r w l t ' r j o y . T . H . S . ' r T c . h " ' - ' " * *» ^ ' " " ^ » P"^<=« ' who Is Interested in the barber's n a m e can consult these two. was no eyceptlon and believe it or Big "Zombie" Richardson is h a v not, but the first on my list Is FAVORITE SONGS: ing a tough time gaining weight Dean McElwee. It seems the Dean Mary Drick, "Georgie Porgie" received not one, but three dozen Billy Eyer, "The Old Grey Mare is these days. H e b u r n s up all his W h a t She Used to Be" energy snoring. roses. T h e card t h a t was a t t a c h e J the was not signed, but Oh t h a t smile Jerry Sorvelli, "I'm Popeye If anyone knows of a nice "soda Sailor Man" . . . Mary J a n e Hoffman received a garden," please notify Woody Detbeautiful corsage from her friend "Penquln" Bricker, "Beer Barrel weiler. He's mighty thirsty these Polka" in the Coast Guard . . . Maxine days. Hoffman also received a greeting, Monk Miller, "Wonder When My We're going to b u y "Wildcat" Baby's Coming Home" in the form of one dozen roses . . . Gorman a n umbrella t o use everyMiss Helen Burgess received an j Milt Potter, "I Won't G e t Home time re crosses the railroad t r a c k s . Until Morning" Ensign and a sparkler, but the poor "Don" H i r s t is the fellow with Ensign got left . . . Helene Porter Girls Dorm, "O 'Where, O W h e r e the stitched lip these days. It w a s Can My Little Dob Be" received a severe shock Sunday a blonde who did the job. Mvhen one of her competitors r e - Bellhops, "Marine H y m n " The two Duckwitz boys, Don and turned to the campus. It's a good "Duke" Davies, "I Wish I W a s Bob, are rooming together. It's j u s t t h i n g t h a t the hero w a s absent . . . Single Again" like day and night. "Student" and T h e boys' dorm did all right, too; Alice Kohlepp, "Ridgeway Bluea" "Stew Bum." '. fact a certain E l m e r w a s weor- L. H. S. T. C , "Here Comes the Little Joe S h a r p is t h e big hearted .ig a h e a r t on his uppwr lip . . . Navy" fellow 1 n t h e gang. H e gave up his * * 9 Chapel Hill appointment for a ITEMS buddy. Nice guy, Joe. CAN YOU IMAGINE: T h e rea.son Jean Madill goes out Men in the classes with "Penquin" Bricker is, accordThe girls In the dorm behaving ing to "Patty" Mayes, (a c l o s e "Sheasley" selling candy friend) and I quote, "After all, ArL.H.S.T.C. a second Annapolis (Continued F r o m Page 1) Any girl not wonting to roll nold is the only 4-P m a n In the previously been on t h i s squad, but form . . . Miss Helen (Goldylocks) bandages Burgess and Miss "Snips" Rossman h a s since been shipped to Miami * * -• are called the exployers of the din- Beach. SIGHTS AND SOUNDS: In later issues of t h e paper we ing hall. If they don't receive j u s Pop Fleming started to school tice a t one table they t r y another will be able to give a more detailed one morning without his trousers. . . . A fair exchange is no robbery account of t h e activities of the men, He had gone about a block when he says FranTi to Sara. So Mr. Lovich but until then we will have to close met BINGO. fainted; only at hwoman. e n did our hero She discover his : Proceeds to wear Miss Zublers lip- and just send our best wishes to all mistake . . . These absent-minded i stick a t 8 a. m. In the morning, and you fellows In the service. V professors . . . Anybody w h a has I'oor Miss Zubler goes to class with trouble in their courting, please | out her makeup . . . Doris Greene see Mary K. Johnson. She has • is known as the "Tlllie t h e Toller" OVER THE TOP solved all of her troubles and Is of the girls dorm . . . A local quarwilllng to help anyone else. She ' tet of hillbilly girls were discouragdoes not use witchcraft, but sticks ^ >" their warbling, Tuesday night to the old, reliable Ouijl board . . . ^ ^y t h e management playing t h e UH!TED STATES WAR Those weird s o u n d s t h a t came, from J"k box rather loudly. However, in front of t h e main building S u n - ' the girls were pretty fair singers; day night were made by a g r o u p of | anyone with a request should give Spring Mills farmers. It seems t h a t ; it to Sally Loncoske . . . Miss they were singing Western Ballads, "Shot" Binder presented the girls ^ for their lady friends, with the \ dorm with a small pooch approprlmuch nee'