COLLEGE
TIMES

President Gets Position With
School In Texas
Vol.18

College Does Part
For Pan-American
Congeniality
Miss McKittridge, of the office
of the Coordinator of P a n - A m e r i can realtions, will be here a t the
college on Monday of next week,
with an extensive exhibit of L a t i n American products.
She is a p a r t of the present increased activity for Inter-Amerlcan
relations, and she is bringing with
her four or five cases of specimens.
Present a t State College this F r i day and Saturday, she will come
on to Lock Haven Monday, and it
is hoped t h a t she wiU be able to go
to the public schools as well as the
college. Miss McKittridge Is an a r t ist In h e r own right, amd has spent
some years in South America.
This college, ais most of the other
colleges In the country, is emphasizing In particular n o w good fellowship between the Americas. Two
visitors and a fine library exhibit
t h u s far mark our progress.
In t h e lobby of t h e library are
exhibits of books, curios, woode,
magazines, textiles, and other S p a n ieh-Amerlcan things to further Increajse our knowledge of our neighbors to the south. Madame I r m a
Labastille, lecturer, folk singer, pianist, author, a n d radio artist, a n d
Mr. Richard Pardew, were both
here on the campus a few weeks
ago to a r r a n g e for further emphasis of Pan-Amerlcanlsm.
Nelson Rockefeller is the United
States Government's coordinator of
Pan-American relations, and It Is
from his office t h a t much of the
material on display comes. Many
art-objects were loaned by Dr. Bottorf, and many of the books a r e library property. T h e ultimate col-

LOCK HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, MAY 19, 1942

School Calendar
Tuesday, May 19—Senior R e h e a r s al, 8:fl<i a. m.
A.S.T. Pledge Picnic for Active Chapter
Wednesday, May 20 — Dr. Lee,
CJeneral Motors Corporation, speaker in assembly, 10:Q0 a. m.
Ekionomies Class pionic, 4 p. m.
Baseball— L H S T C vs. P e n n a .
State—away.
Thursday, May 21 — Senior R e hearsal, 7:30 p. m.
Friday, May 22— Senior R e hearsal, 8:'00 p. m.
Sautrday, May 23—Alumni Day.
Sunday, May 24—Baccalaureate.
Monday, May 25—Senior Day.
((Senior Banquet, etc).
Tuesday.
May
26—Commencement

No. 9

Or. Flowers To Be
President Of Texas
Teachers
College
TO TAKE OFFICE
IN SEPTEMBER

Dr. Flowers last week was in
Texas to make a personal application for the position of president of
the Southwest Texas S t a t e Teachers College, at San Marcos, Texa.s.
Dr. Flowers will succeed Pi-esident C. E. Evans, who was named
president emeritus by the Board of
Trustees which named Dr. Flowers
to assume the presidency Sept. 1.
President Evans has headed the inPARSONS
stitution, one of the oldest of its
kind in Texas, for the past 31
years, and was president of the
college, then a normal school, when
Pilot C a d e t Robert M. Krone, son
Dr. and Mrs. Flowers were stuof Mrs. Florence W. Ki'one of Lock
dents.
Haven, h a s reported to the Air
Elected president of the local
Corps Advanced Flying School a t
college In 1937, succeeding Dr. DalMr. Parsons—oops, we mean Dr. Turner Field for the final stage
las W. Armstrong, now a member
Parsons, received his doctorate In of training as an Aviation Cadet.
uf the State Parole Board, Dr. F l a w Education a week ago Sunday. H e
Located on the low rolling plains
ers came here from the S t a t e T e a c h specialized in personnel work.
of picturesque South Georgia, T u r n ers College a t Montclair, N. J.
Dr. Parsons' education record r e - er Field is an Advanced School of
T h e local board of tru.stees, preveals t h a t he studied a t the Mer- the Souaheast Air Corps Training
sumably, will meet to act upon the
cersburg academy, was a g r a d u a t e Center. One of the few N a v i g a resignation at an early date.
Dr.
of this institution, received his M. tion Schools In t h e country.. " P r e On Thursday of last week, Mr. David W. Thomas, president of the
Bd. from P e n n State and did g r a d - pare for Combat" is t h e motto.
Fleming became very ill. Friday he | hoard, w a s out of town and could
Victory Is t h e by-word.
(Continued on L a s t Page)
learned t h a t the illne.'is w a s mumps. I not be asked when the board might
Since t h a t time, s t u d e n t s have | hold its next
meeting.
been taking care of his classes, j The San Marcos College has an
and Mrs. Fleming has called reg- enrollment of about 2,000 •students
ularly to get his mail—and give bul- during its winter .seasons and
There have been quite a few good things said about letins on his progress. Mumps i s ' g r a n t s both Master's and BachDr. Flowers during his stay here, some of which appeared in usually thought of as something jelor's degrees in education. It ia
the COLLEGE TIMES. But since the announcement of his funny. In a person past childhood I located on the edge of the Texas
coming departure, we have heard more good said about the it m a y become serious. Knowing [ plains country.
man than we have heard ever of any man, coming or leaving. Mr. I-leming and his sense of hu- Dr. Flowers' attendance a t t h e
institution was inten'upted by the
It was Friday evening when we heard the news, and for mor, and regarding him a s we do, first
World w a r , when he joined
with
a
chuckling
affection,
we
sina moment the shock and silence was almost as great as that
the Army as a student and was
cerely
hope
and
expect
t
h
a
t
he
will
lection will be a permanent one, j that Came with the announcement of the war declaration,
assigned for training a t Camp Bowwell.
and will likely reside in one of the i p^^ ^ moment wc had nothing but regret, and a "this can't doT hpretty
e student body takes this op- ie, near Fort Wortli. Upon resumrooms on the third floor of the 11- i
happen to us feeling. Then we realized the good of it. Dr. portunity to express to Mr. Flem- ing his education, both he and Mrs.
brary.
There %vill be special emphasis of Flowers is an exceptional person. He is known all over the ing—and t h e Times staff will try Flowers entered the E a s t Texas
and the colleges from now on. In country, and not only in educational circles. He is one of the i to .^^ee that he gets a copy of this State Teachers College a t Corncharge of the work In the traininr,' shining lights—one of the brightest—every year at the East- '• that we miss him very much ami merce Texas, where they were
we know t h a t he wiil not be back 'graduated.
i
school are Miss Rook, Miss Ulle- em States Conference.
school is over. Greetings, Mr. i Before coming to Lock Haven,
merey. Dr. Bottorf, Miss Dixon and
All of this, in addition to the fact that he is such an until
Miss Holmes. These people will em- [ asset to the school, made US sorry that he would leave this Fleming, have a good rest, and; Dr. Flowers had served as a higl»
phasize Latin American culture as, |.gj,j.jt()j.y g^^ ^^^^ ^,g realized that where he is going he come back with your sense of humor'school principal and district school
See ifabout
you can
a part of their regular courses, each ; ^ j j j ^ ^ ^^^^ ^^^^^
^ ^ ^^^ ^^ ^ j , j ^
^ j ^ ^ ^ ^j^j^
^ ^ ^ . j ^ Just a as
n y tintact.
h i n - funny
m u mthink
p s ' isui)erintendent, educational directto his field. F o r instance, it is s u p - .
_,,
.
i j
i j? m
mi
i
i
^ a n j i n m o runnj aoout m u m p s . !or of training and professor of secondary education a t the Commerce
posed that Dr. Bottorf will make |!"' There IS a great deal of Texas There are, we hear, two
j Teachers College in Te.xas.
At
special prepaations for the teaching thousand students in the school where he is to go. In other,
I Montclair he had held the post of
of South American art; Miss Ul-i words, Dr. Flowcrs is merely moving his good work to aj
I director of integration and profeslemeyer for South American music,' larger place. We regret to See him go, but we are glad he re- i
[sor of education.
etc. In the college, the work will be ! ceivod the advancement.
i
I He had been a visiting professor
coordinated with history and ge- j
A common cliche, quoted One Way or reverse, is usually |
at the school of education in New
ography classes, with Mr. Sullivan, | g^j^j^ «^ prophet hath no honor in his own country." Some-!
Vdik University and in NorthwestDr. Weber and Mr. Lehman
in
times
it
is
the
other
way
about,
"A
prophet
is
not
without
i
!ern University, Chicago.
charge of the history work, and Mr.
Ulmer, Mr. Smith and Miss Russell 1 ^onor in his own country." Dr. FlowBi's' stay here, and his,
As a member of the Research
In charge of the geography.
j effect here, show that a cliche is just one thing usually- - a I
Committee of the National Board
The next PSEA convention will cliche. There is no person more regarded on this campus }
of the Boy Scouts of America, Dr.
! Flowers has engaged in extensive
emphasize Pan-Americanism, and than Dr. Flowers. Not only that, but the effect of his work j
studies in youth welfare.
H e is
there will be visitlors to the con- will stay with us for many years to come. No future presi-1
lalso a member of tho national eduvention from Mr, Rockefeller's de- dent will fail to recognize those things that Dr. Flowers has i
cation policies commission of the
IRA O. FLEMING
partment.
done for this college as other than works of great good; no
National Education Assoclaton, and
president will change them.
I
'
has held otlier major posts In naIt is Dr. Flowers we have to thank for our Student Co- \ V i n l j n S c h o l a r s h i n tional educational circles.
operative Council; the most democratic student council, we
Both Dr. and Mrs. F'lowers have
are told, that the Eastern States Conference lists. He has O f f p r p d llV A r t 1^1 I been active in community affairs
Mrs. Flowers has served a s
stepped up the quality of everything in the school. The school' ^-^•i^'-«=" " J -^'- ^^^^^ (here.
: president of the Civic Club and
The College Players enjoyed their has increased scholastically, in prestige, in quality of extra-' Cooperating in the national effort chairman of the Consumers Advisto stimulate interest in t h e study [ory Committee of the W a r P r e annual banquet and dance T h u r s - curricular activities—in every way, there is improvement.
We are saying many good things about him now—every of the violin, Ossy Renardy, c e l e - ' p a r e d n e s s ouncil.
day, May 7, a t the Clinton Country
violinist, orrers
offers four full ;
Club. Guest speaker was
Miss student is. We had said many good things about him before. brated
^^^^^^ vioimist
Trouser cuffs a r e t o be sold t o
S a r a h Beck and other guests were But we know now as we never knew before, that no matter scholarships to the winn e r s of an
elimination contest.
Dr. and Mrs. Allen D. P a t t e r - how much we say; it is not enough.
aid the Red Cross. There is often
will be divided into more on t h e cuff than In the pockeon, Mrs. J. G. Flowers, and Miss
We're sorry to see you go, Dr. Flowers, but congratula- Participants
(Continued on Page Two)
et.—Philadelphia Bulletin.
{Continued on P a g e 3)
tions, just the same.

College Players'
Annual Banquet

You Must Call
Him "Dr." Now

Former Student at
Advanced School

Mr. Fleming
Has Mumps

A Rather Belated Tribute

THE COLLEGE T M E S

COLLEGE TIMES
Published semi-monthly during the school year In the Interest of
the Lock Haven S t a t e Teachers College. Member of N. A. S.

There wasn't a name
Napoleon would forget;
Napoleon's fame
Is living yet.
But remembering Napoleon
Is easy plckin's.
And soon I'll be
Obscure as the dickins.

EWitor
.^
William R. Bittner
Associate Editor
Dale Olmstead
Managing Editor
John Akeley
Sports Editor
George Barnes
(Another P . S . ^ I presume the
/riter.s—Columnists: Charles Norlund, Richard Hartzell, Martha Zeigler, above masterpiece belongs in this
J. Russel Gabel, H a n k R y a n ; Raportors: Joe Errigo, Priscilla Hess, column. I found it tacked on to the
Virginia Kieth, Lois Raup, Fount Brown, Betty Thompson, Phyllis
end of a proof.—Sam)
Wolf, Lois Biddle, Elizabeth Harrison, Leona Hosmer, Sally Lonkoske,
Margaret Mary Madden, M a r t h a Miller, Clair Young; R e - w r i t e :
One shortage we w^ouldn't mind
Alyce Barr, Alice J u n e Homier, Sonia Venger.
is t h a t in girls' fingernails. Philadelphia Inquirer.
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager
J. Russel Gabel
Circulation Manager
Charles Zong
Assistants
Margaret Shaffer, Lucy
Rosamilia
Advertising Manager
Marjorie Binder
Assistants
J e a n Dunn, Doris Huffman
Typists
Clara Danis, Elizabeth Wetaler, Louise Caldwell
Faculty Adviser

VIOUN SCHOLARSHIP
(Continued from i"age One)
two age classifications, a junior
group for those up to 14 years of
age and a senior group for those
who a r e past 14. One grand prize
winner will be selected from each
group, and the other two scholarships will be awarded irrespective
of age, as selected by the judges
whose decisions, in all cases, will be
final.
These four scholarships will cover full tuition with the eminent
pedagogue Theodore Pashkus, who
is Mr. Renardy's teacher and artistic guide, the grand prize scholarships for a period of 40 weeks each.

and t h e other two for a period of
10 weeks each.
The distinguished judges of the
Final Audition Committee will be:
Simon Barere, Pianist.
Eddy Brown, Violinist, Musical
Director Interstate
Broadcasting
Company, WQXR.
Richard Mohaupt, Composer.
Brno Rappe, Musical Director R a dio City Music Hall.
Alexander Richter, Chairman of
the Music Department, High School
of Music and Art, New York City.
Preliminary auditions will be held
a t the end of May 1942, and the
(Continued on Page 3)

E. B. Hills

Acceptance for mailing a t special rates of postage provided for in
Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized June 3, 1823.
Entered aa Second Olass m a t t e r November 6, 1928, a t the Post Office
a t Lock Haven, Penna., under the Act of March 3, 1879.

LOCK HAVEN, PA., TUESDAY, MAY 19, 1942
' at the Times Publishing Company
for m a k i n g up the new head on the
paper. He, however, forgetful person, couldn't remember their last
One of the nicest things t h a t ever names. Embarrassed by it, but d e happened to us happened on S u n - sirous t h a t they get the credit, he
day. We were passing through a marked the copy for the linotypist
room which a radio was filling (one who was to get the credit) to
with what the law of averages put the n a m e s in, a s follows: " T h e
makes a radio blare practically ev- new format was arranged by the
ery time we hear one—that is. It editor, b u t the typography w a s
w a s giving witli a commercial. But done by Joe
(sorry I can't r e t h e other thing t h a t we get quite member), Viho was advised by Sam
often (law of averages again) was
(ditto). Tlie linotypist promptcoming in occasionally. To make ly «et it up t h a t way. Undaunted,
even more words, t h e radio w a s our hero, when he read the proofs,
broadcasting a commercial while marked in "Come on, p u t in the
every so often a ripping of static n a m e s ! " The paper came out with
came forth. The product was cereal. the original set-up.
"This is the only," came
the
When he read the proof, he sworr
voice, then interrupted by static, i t h a t he'd ask t h e next time hi
"zzzzzzzzzzippppppltk cereal, made thought of it, and p u t in the name
witih gps,ggggfrrrrhthskkkkk wheat. , the next time. The rush of busi
Go to vdur nearest grocer and ask ' ness overcame him, hov\^ever, s i
for hllllllluuuuuuuppppppp cereal.' j this time he asked us to remon
strate with them. Here goes: T h e
We were with our collaborator on typography w^as done by Joe (Keen
t h i s column when we lieard of Dr. Sense of Humor) Nabal, who w a s
Flowers' leaving. After expressing ably aided by Sam (The Working
how sorry he was about it, he gen- ! Girls' Friend) Thompson (no relaerously offered, "Say, let's write the tion to the other S a m ) .
whole column about it! We ought j (P.S.—To us, Bittner, this is
t o be able to point out in "This W a y j silly—just like a man trying to talk
O u t " j u s t how much we regret to j to himself on the telephone, but
see him go." Then he thought the ! since you have dwelt a t great length
m a t t e r over. "No," lie said. "I guess I on this m a t t e r we a r e glad to s a t t h a t won't do a t all. W h y did we isfy your curiosity—if any. We'll Freshmen. Sophomores. Here's a
have to call the cussed thing "This I be seein' you next Sunday In t h e challenge—and a n oppottunity!
Way Out?"
funnies.—Joe a n d S a m ) .
Your N a v y needs trained men.
Trained men t o become Naval
Last issue our Ijeloved
editor
Note t h a t posterity would prob- Officers! And your college is ready
to give y o a that training now.
wanted to give credit to the people ably have no use a t all for:

This Way Out

Freshmen, Sophomores, 17 THRU 19. Enlist now!
Stay in college! You may qualify for a
Naval Commission on the sea or in the air.

Here's New Navy PUn
If you're 17 and n o t yet 20, y o u enSUNDAY, MAY TWENTY-P'OURTH—4:00 P. M.
list now a s a n Apprentice Seaman
COLLEGE AUDITORIUM
in t h e N a v a l Reserve. Y o u then
Processional—March in G
Henry S m a r t continue i n college, including in
Miss R u t h Simon a t the Organ
your studies courses stressing phys"God of Our F a t h e r s "
W a r r e n ical training, mathematics and
physics. After y o u successfully
Audience will rise. Join in t h e singing
Invocation
Rev. J. S. Lonsinger complete 1J^ calendar years of college work, y o u will be given a claaP a s t o r P r e ^ y t e r i a n Church, Mill Hall, Pa,
sification test.
Scripture

BACCALAUREATE SERVICE

"British Children's P r a y e r "
"Hast Thou Not Known?"

Deck or Engineering Officers
If you qualify in the classification test and do not volvmteer for

Wolfe
MuUer

Aviation Officers
If y o u qualify b y this test, you
The College Choir
may volunteer t o become a Naval
"The Challenge of a New World"
'.
Rev. H. W. Heisley Aviation Officer. I n thia case, you
P a s t o r First Evangelical Church, Lock H a v e n
will be permitted t o finish t h e secBenediction
Rev. J. S. Lonsinger ond calendar year of college work
Recessional.

COMMENCEMENT
Invocation

before you start your training t o
become a Flying Officer.
However, at any time during
this two-year period after you have
reached your 18th birthday, you
™ay, if you s o desire, take t h e prescribed examination for Aviation
Officer . . . and, if successful, be
assigned for Aviation training. Stud e n t s w h o fail i n their c o l l e g e
courses, or who withdraw from
• college, win also have the privilege
of taking the Aviation examination.

Rev. Curvln H. Stein
Pastor St. John's L u t h e r a n Church, Lock Haven
Address
Dr. H a r r y A. Sprague
President State Teachers College, Upper Montclair, N. J.
Presentation of Graduates
Mr. R. S t e w a r t MacDougal
Dean of Instruction
Conferring of Degrees
Dr. John Garland Flowers
President of t h e College
Benediction
Rev, Curvln H. Stein
Recessional.

Aviation, y o u will be selected for
training as a Deck or Engineering Officer. In that case, you will
continue yoiu: college program
tintil you receive y o u r bachelor's
degree, provided y o u maintain tha
established university standards.
Other Opportunities
If y o u do n o t qualify as either potential Aviation Officer or as potential Deck or Engineering Officer
you will be permitted t o finish your
second calendar year o f coUegs
and will then be ordered t o active
duty as Apprentice Seamen. B u t ,
even in this e v e n t , because of y o u r
college training, y o u will have a
better chance for advancement.
P a y starts with active duty.
It's a real challenge! I t ' s a real
opportunity! Make e v e i y minute
count by doing something about
this new N a v y plan today.

D O N ' T W A I T . . . ACT TODAY
1. Take this announcement to the Dean of your college.
2. Or go to the nearest Navy Recruiting Station.
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THE CX)LLEGE TIMES

Errors Nullify
Potter's 4-Hitter
At Shippensburg
Although they outhit the opposi-tion. Lock Haven dropped a 4-3 d e cision to Shippensburg a t Shipp e n s b u r g Saturday afternoon.
It
Tvas T. C ' s second loss on the road.
Costly errors a n d poor fielding
i n general handed the game t o t h e
S o u t h e r n Pennsylvania team. Milton
Potter, Eagle s t a r freshman hurler, pitched magnificently, scattering
four hits while his teammates g a t h e r e d eight.
Potter hurled one-hit ball for
•four Innings. In t h e fifth, Shippensb u r g bunched t w o hits and took
.advantage of an error to go ahead
2-0.
In t h e seventh. Lock Haven knotted the score. Danis singled a n d
moved around to third. H e scored
o n a single by B u s Shaner. T h e
bases were then loaded and Shaner
tallied t h e second run, being forced
In when Miller received a base on
'balls.
But in t h e eighth, errors aided
.Shippensburg once more a s they
a d d e d t w o more r u n s to make it
-4-2.
Lock Haven began a rally in t h e
ninth, but it fell short. Shaner tripJed and w a s scored on a grounder
t>y Miller.
Shaner led the Eagle batmen with
a single and a triple accounting for
two runs. Danis banged out t w o
singles. Miller, Ganz, Moore and
P o t t e r had one hit apiece. Miller's
being a triple.
Milt Potter, in addition to allowing b u t four hits, struck out four,
and gave u p one bai.se on balUT (an
intentional pass). Potter was superb in the clutches, hearing down
each time to work himself out of
trouble.
Shippensburg h a d only one e a r n ed run, whereas Loclc Haven had
a l l earned tallies.
The Eagles a i e at home this
"Wednesday, when they play host t o
Indiana Teachers. This will be a
twilight game beginning a t 6:00
p. m.

Summer School
To Have Many
Features
Workshop in Elementary and
Secondary Education
Any candidate for an elementary
o r secondary degree Is eligible t o
enroll for the workshop courses
In Education. Under faculty guida n c e each student enrolled is permitted to develop a n extensive report upon a problem or project
which is personally significemt to
him. Credit for this work is g r a n t ed In t e r m s of some courses in education which the student h a s not
already completed. By this plan a
s t u d e n t may meet t h e requirements
for a required or elective course
in education which cannot otherwise be offered during the summar program. This opportunity ia
especially recommended for those
who a r e nearing t h e completion of
their degree requirements, who have
irregular schedules, or who desire
to make their certification permanent.
Dr. Patterson will act as coordinator for the Workshop course.
Individual a n d group projects will
b e directed by other members of the
Bummer school faculty.

regular class work beginning a t
1:30 P. M.
For t h e Post-Session students will
register between 8:00 and 10:30,
same place, on August 10. T h e registration committee will give guidance and advice to those who r e quire assistance.

Draucker, Mary Ann Mauk, Dale
Olmstead, Lucy Read, Janice Stratton a n d Sonia Venger. To t h e senior members of Alpha Psi Omega
were presented the fraternity's coatof-arms. Those receiving
these
guards were Joseph Danis, Mr. and
Mrs. Hartzell, Charles Norlund and
Sonia Vengar. Pins a n d keys were
given to J a m e s Akeley, J a n e BittCOLLEGE PLAYERS
ner, Joel Freedman, Henry Ryan,
(From P a g e One)
Daniel Stanley, Phyllis Wolf and
Genevieve Poole. Richard F . H a r t - Jack Probst.
zell, Jr., was toastmaster.
As a climax for the banquet and
The banquet theme, "F'lowers,"
was beautifully carried out in t h e a successful year, there w a s the
of
special
decorations, which also followed the surprise presentation
traditional colors, green, gold and •awards. Recipients of these awards
orchids. Toata in keeping with t h e were selected by vote of t h e Coltheme, were by Kathryn Drauck- ilege Players. Two awards, one for
er, Sonia Venger, J. Russell Gabel, !the best straight acting during the
Lois Reeder Hartzell, John Akeley I year a n d t h e other for superior
I participation during four
years
and Josephine Gauntt.
Awards were presented by the I were presented to Lois Reeder H a r t club's faculty advisor and direc- zell. Richard Hartzell received the
tor. Miss C. Cordelia Brong. These award for the best character actI ing during t h e year, and for the
were as follows:
Badges for new members of the I most valued contribution to the
national dramatic fraternity Alpha College Players during four years.
Psi Omega, were given to K a t h r y n , The a w a r d for t h e best backstage

work went to J. Russel Gabel, tech- marked: " R e n a r d y Violin Scholarnical director, with honorable men- ships." All applications must be
tion
for John Akeley,
lighting filed not later t h a n May 25, 1942.
chief.
Concluding the program the Players s a n g their new club song, the
words and music of which were
composed by Jack l^otwt.

SUBSCRIBE
FOR THE

COLLEGE
TIMES

VIOLIN SCHOLARSHIP
(Continued from page 2)
final auditions will take place d u r ing the first week of J u n e 1942. A p plcants will be advised a s to the
exact time a n d place.
Bach contestant In the junior
group should be prepared to play
one Etude or Caprice and one concerto; those in the senior group
should be prepared to play one
Etude or Caprice, one sonata-solo
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Books to
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Summer School

I whatintheholyheck
w a s he doing hope). If you ever get In t o w n
If
I there. Brown had time to a«k where drop In a t El Rancho Ryon.
1 those 24 c a r s were derailed before you find me a t home—You're good.
I the man said TO get out. Brother
By HANK RYAN
I Brown then grew very legal and j
questioned the remaining man (the i
In Which We Look at the Past finally grew into the B e t a Tau other h a d gone behind t h e wagon) '
In the interest of saving time for 'Year, and a Few Other Things,
Sigma, and then came the crash! a s to whether the lajnd w a s posted |
-ANDthis .summer's courses amd instruc- i ><'ow comes one, Editor William Ah, well, two more burghers a n d ; o r not, and a s to whether he could
tors, to say nothing of the students, j Bittner, sayingr, "Ryan, do me a one draught—remember?
ihave t h e power a n d authority t o ;
the COLLEGE TIMES canvassed Chatter column."
With Spring came Field Trips in ' put Brown off the premises. Well, i
t h e campus to get tentative supSo I loolt up coyly (or somethin') Campusology. By the way, w h o - B r o w n had him there—for a while,;
By J . R U S S E L G A B E L
gestions on the books t h a t may be j and say "Bill, old chappie, I don't killed t h a t street-light in t h e lame ] then t h e other man came from b e - I
last
week?
Whoever
did
it
h
a
s
earnjhind
the
wagon
carrying
an
axe
and
I
u.sed this summer. Let us take this!feel Hke doing- a Chatter Column.
H a v e you ever looked back s t a g e ?
time and space to laud t h e faculty,'I am five days late already, I am ed the undying t h a n k s of Fleming's a pitchford. Brown then pulled his
all day. H e j If you haven't, t r y it sometime. Alt
for each person's willingness to be [ very busy, I am thinking about Campusolog-y Department. Half the most sensible trick
co-operative.
(tonight's Fraternity danjce, (Hi'ya |school was out there enjoying the acknowledged their power, refused members of College Players knovr
to dispute their authority, got back that there are lots of interesting:
T h e books herewith listed a r e J B a r b ) . and besides I just don't feel idarkness.
merely suggestions, and t h e mem- like it."
r The dances were aH great too, and in to t h e car, and spoke the now things there. If a t any time you
"Back 'er up." have the urge to explore, go over t o
bers of the faculty may i r may not
All this doesn't go over very big, 'between times we even ma.naged historical words:
uee them. It is our suggestion that see, and he says to me, he says, I to get some studying done. I don't Some of the boys were in favor of | the auditorium and examine a few
the | of t h e things t h a t make up t h e
you find the book® you will need, "You'll do a Chatter column and |know about you, but, for me, my honking the horn to scare
horses, but Brown, who kept his equipment of the theatre.
BUT DO NOT BUY OR R E N T you'll like it or else. The 'or else' Sophomore year -was great.
For example, there a r e to theWell, as someone put it last wits even in defeat, again came
T H E M . If possible, get a n option bein t h a t if you don't I'll leave a
on the books you want. T h e cours- blank space in the paper with the night, now t h a t Dr. Flowers is leav- forth w i t h a "bit of wisdom which right of the stage, a group of c o u n Campus ing, everyone will suddenly be sing- undaubtedly saved our lives. J u s t ter-balanced ropes which work th&
es also may not be offered exactly words, 'This Is Where
a s listed. S u m m e r school is made Chatter Would Be If Ryan Was Oni Ing his praises and beginning, fin- a s Brother Maule was going to lay ; battens. The b a t t e n s are the bar&
to fit the students' needs, and , The Ball,' and how do you like, ally, to appreciate him fully. Al- heavy hand to the claxon, Gandi j that run across the length of thes
changes a r e often made a t t h e last j those apples?"
; though
everyone wil now
have stayed his hand and dramatically stage above the acting space. B y
minute, if not later. Look for your j So I s a y s to him "I'll do it,'
something nice to say about him, I hissed into his ear, " S c a r e 'em ' means of these it is possible t o
' have said before, shall say again, heck; they're pointed in this direc-I hang drapes, scenery, and lighting
coursers; find t h e books you need; isaya, "But we'H compromise —
and wish to say in print r i g h t now tion.'' W e then beat a hasty and equipment in such a manner that i t
reserve them—but make no defin- 'won't like it."
ite plans.
So let's go to press (as the big j u s t how I feel. A s one who was [silent r e t r e a t with the Little Cor- can be raised or lowered. W'hen.
Pre-Session
Into his beard there is t h e need for a sudden shift
boys say). Remember t h a t green almost thrown out of a French res- poral m u t t e r i n g
American Government— Monro, F r i s h , c r o p t h a t came in Septem- t a u r a n t with him in New York (we (two days' growth) about discre- of a set between scenes, it is g e n The Government of the
United ber? Possibilities, t h a t wa sail; b u t walked out before t h a t happened) I tion being a p a r t of valor or some- erally attached to the battens and.
"filed." ( T h a t is not a misspelling)
States.
thing.
look a t them now—or maybe you'd believe I am qualified to Bpeak.
General Psychology—Morgan.
I have never seen anyone, anyOh, yes, the wreck—those t w e n t y - in stage terminology the word,
rather not, I don't know. Everyone
Physiology— Benton-Opitz, E l s - was wondering who tJiat Blond where, proud of a place or t h e stu- four derailed cars. It seems to me "flown" is not used). Things ar&
mentary Manual of Physiology.
"Swwiisshh" running around the dents who came from it a s Dr. thv--'^ I did see something in t h e "filed" up into the flys, a n d space
Descriptive Anatomy
Anatomy ^ j,j^]|g .^^g They said her n a m e w a s Flowers was of Lock Haven. All paper later about a handcar suf- above the acting space.
for Physical Education
over New York it was t h e same fering a broken axle down there
Halfway up between the stage,
"Sally" or something like that.
Regular Summer Session
at right stage, a n d the ceiling, is a.
I suppose the Frosh men will thing—"Dr. So-ond-So, this is Mr. j somewhere.
Educational
Measurements
— always remember those secret late So-andSo, of Lock Haven.'' I believe ' DON R A T H G E B E R -"I'd like balcony called a fly-gallery. We u s e
Greene and Jorgenson, The Uise and evening "Swing Sessions" or "Board t h a t speaks for itself if t h e Itno- -you to call me a girl."
it for storage purposes, b u t when.
Interpretation of High School Tests Meetings" a t the Tennis Courts.
type mam gets t h a t bold-face inSIGNOUT GIRL — "O.K. O.K., a play is going on, it is t h e place(Secondary), or The Use and Infrom which we control the fly ropes.
You're a girl, so w h a t ? "
Remember the Bloomsburg Foot dication correctly.
terpretation of Elementary School ,,^,j gp^^j^, ^^^^ ..p^^,, p j ^ ^ ^ ^ g ^ ^ ^
D U R A B L E DON (not t o b e It makes a good place for a techniNow for some other things.
T e s t s (Elemen^j-y)._^
|^.^ ^^^^,^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ p , ^^^^^ ^^^^,^
GABEL—"I feel like two cents thwarted)—"No wise cracks. I want cal director to watch the playfrom, because he can see the entire
you to get me a girl."
„ ,
,
„
j be more thinks like t h a t around today."
stage and not be seen from t h e
SIGNOUT
GIRL—"Very
Good
AKELEY—"Yup,
prices
a
r
e
going
Problems of Secondary Education j .
audience.
—Kotensky, Thayer, Zachary. Re
Sir!"
Shortly after t h a t the
school up."
organizing Secondary Education.
The lighting equipment consists
RATHGEBER— "No, Allen!"
Did you hear about Brown's (Ganstarted to sing something about
English
N O R L U N D (the 5 year m a n ) — of three rows of "border l i g h t s "
"Be Kind to Your W e b Footed di) run in with t h e axe a n d the
English Composition—Complete Friends," remenxber?
pitch-fork? It seems tha.t the great! "It seems funny to have all you .'above the stage, foot-lights, a n d
College Composition.
We had our own broadcasting Termpaperer organized an expedi- JUniors g r a d u a t i n g in my clas." j "X-ray borders.'' The last mentionEnglish Literature — Cowapdin station for a while. I heard the tion (at Mule's Expense) t o go I Dumbest Crack of t h e Week — ed are the baby spotlights used t o
and Moore, The Study of English first reports of the J a p a t t a c k over down the road amd see a train j "Heredity runs in my family."
j illuminate smal lareas on t h e stage,
Literature, plus an anthology of t h a t little set while studying in the wreck. After much wear and tear I Note to Blair Owens— You can't Our lighting chairman, John Akeley.
Knglish Literature.
F r a t rooms. Then up to the Arbor on the car and poor old Brown's pull a big truck a w a y from a s t o p - would be glad to explain this s e t Health and Physical Education
to talk it over with Bloom, Keith, nerves, they finally turned down a i sign and watch Loncoske at the i up to anyone interested, If you
Athletic Activities VI — Bunn, Madden, and the bunch. Everyone country lane which. Brown said, i same time. You"lI stall it every I could find him.
Basketball;
Holman,
Basketball; pretty glum, but sure of victory! led to the scene of t h e wreck. As : time. Bight FlaJiagan??
| There a r e dressing-rooms, too.
Allen, Bajsketball; Allen, Baseball; Where were you t h a t d a y ?
the road twisted and turned. Bill j DON R T H E G E B E R — "Did you They a r e not soundproof, but if
Coombs, Baseball.
I Shortly
after
Xmas
someone Beck stopped moaning about his hear about Hartzell asking t h a t | anyone is in them, talking In nor(If this course is offered in t h e P r e - I started singing "I J u s t Got to dinner long enough to say t h a t they j kid in class a b o u t his vocation?" j mal tones, his voice cannot be heard
Session, these books will hold, as I Heaven and I Can't Sit Down." It would probably turn one of these
KYLER—"No, what happened?" ^ from the audience. This makes a.
will be true if Mr. Yost teaches the caught on more and more until, fin- corners and meet a car. Shortly I RATHGEBER— "Well, one
of convenient place to rehearse lines.
course in the Regular Session).
ally, " R o w d y " Rathgeber's Roust- thereafter, a s you might guess, we; these really funny guys who can j The other morning when the InterMusic
two | always get a laugh said he w a n t - I pretive reading class put on t h e
abouts used their own version in came smack up against
Appreciation of Music—McKin- I Chapel T h a t finished it—this col- horses, (very large) one wagon, ed to be a T.N.T. truck driver, b u t ' radio drama, "The P^all of the City,"
ney
and
Anderson, Discovering i umn ought to finish Rathgeber.
and two men, (also very large). Af- t h a t the job blew up. Haw, Haw, ithe microphone w a s set up in one
Music.
!of the dressing rooms. The amplij This is the last issue so I can ter a preliminary w a r of nerves Haw."
Mathematics
KYLER—"Who
was the funny fier was behind t h e gray curtain.
italk about the B. T. Social Club. while we just sat and stared a t each
(In most of these, the titles of i Do you fellows remember Norlund other, Gandi got his nerves in some i g u y ? "
While the broadcast was going on,
t h e books are the same a s those of i leaning on t h a t h a t - r a c k and spout- sort of condition to go out aind face | DON R.—"Me!! !''
the audience heard only the voices
t h e courses, or a variation thereof. (ing poetry? Or "Two-Ton Tony" the men, (looking even larger now. j Well,
Rathgeber,
this column over the loud speaker and none from
A u t h o r s only a r e given).
jShermam's always being ready to
As Brown opened his mouth, (af- \ should j u s t about w a s h you up. from the dressing-room. Convenient
Calculus — Granville, Longley, i lick the world and naming his ter opening the door) one of the ! Oh, yes. You're welcome,
things, aren't they?
Smith,
F'ay us a visit, won't you ?
j helpers by the dozens. The B.T.S. men asked him very rudely just j See you all next year g a n g (I
Synthetic Geometry— AltshillerCourt.
way. History of Pennsylvania.
Trigonometry — Passano.
There
are
many
books
wo
SUN.
MON.
TUES
College Algebra— Rosenbach FIRST SHOWING
could not discover, for several reaWhitman.
MAY
24-25-26
EASTERN
PA..
sons. One may be t h a t teachers
Speech
Creative Dramatics—Ward. Cre- were inaccesible—Mr. Fleming, for
instance, has mumps. Some teachers
Now After 11 Years on the
ative Dramatics.
Play Production—Franklin.
Re- have not yet decided, some will not
Radio They Get
ventui-e a guess because of the unhearsal.
Funnier
and Funnier
Speech Problems— Van Riper. likelihood of the courses being
taught.
Many
who
are
around
we
Principles and Practices of Speech.
were unable to see before press
Correction.
time.
This, however, is an idea,
Proprietors of the most famous
Sociail Studies
mercantile establishment in the
Economics .— Tonne. Consumer and we believe t h a t if you apply
yourself to t h e finding and getting
country, the J o t - ' e m - D o w n store
Education.
in Pine Ridge, Ark., L u m and
Hi.-rtory <jf Civilization I— Fer- of options on the books we know
of, you will save time and money,
Abner,
accompanied
by
lock,
gu.son and Brun.
stock, barrel and a mess of rabHistory of Civilization II —Fer- both valuable more today than ever
before.
bits, comes to the local screen in
gus-on and Brun.
" T h e Bashful Bachelor," an upU. S, Hlsti.ry I—Hicks.
roarious, all-out comedy of their
Post Session
YOU MUST CALL
native Ozark country. Released
American Literature— Foerster,
(Continued from Page One)
by RKO Radio and produced by
or Ellis Pound and Spohn, or Quinn, uate work a t the University of
Jack Votion, this new laugh hit
Baugh and Howe. (The.se a r e an- California, then he took the present
features ZaSu Pitts and a stelthologies. Handbooks recommend- work that culminated in his doclar cast.
ed, if wanted, a r e Dickenson, or torate last week.
Boynton's Main C u r r e n t s in A m e r CRACKER-JACK
COMEDY!!
Dr. Parsons t a u g h t for a while
ican Thought).
in the public schools, b u t he has
Child Psychology—Morgan.
been here at the college, teaching
COMING S O O N Educational Psychology— Starch. English, for some time.
Educational Psychology.
Congratulations! (Isn't this a conRudyard Kipling's "JUNGLE BOOK" in Technicolor
History of Pennsylvania—Dun- gratulatory issue?)

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