COLLEGE TIMES First January Commencement Under Accelerated Program VOL. 19 LOCK HAVEN. PA., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 20, 1943 NO. 6 Alpha Psi Omega Seventeen Students To Be Annual Pageant Of The Banquet [Qraduoted Under New Plan Physical Education Department Has Elects Officers I The first J a n u a r y commencement The highest honor t h a t can b e JT aCUliy VjrOlip j under the new accelerated p r o g r a m attained on the Teachers College cij !• T^ 4! for Lock Haven S t a t e Teachers •campus by those Interested in work OlUflieS XeSlS I College will take place Friday, J a n connected with dramatics, w a s u a r y 22. 1943, a t 10 o'clock In t h e The Department of Physical Edachlved Friday evening, , ^.J a n u^a r„y 8. I I n a n effort t o keep our school " e w auditorium. ucation a t the college presented its by seven members of the College ^, ^ .. , „, , .^ . 1 Simple exercises are planned. Aftwenty-second annunl activity dem; Players. The T h e t a Zeta cast of Al- o" a high scholastic plane the fac- ! ^^^ ^ ^ ^ „ t , „ „ , j ^ ^ . Parsons will a d onstration program in t h e college T h e ninth meeting of the Student ^^"^ ^ ^ ' Omega, national d r a m a t i c s ulty began a series of stules of the ; ^^^^^ ^^^ g r a d u a t i n g class. Dean gymnasium Friday evening, J a n u fraternity, took into Its member- ! methods employed in education a t MacDougall will confer degrees a n d a r y 15th, a t eight o'clock, under the Cooperative Council met Thursday ship Mary J e a n Moyer, Helen B u r g - j .^^^^ Haven. Dr. P a r s o n s appointed distribute t h e diplomas. Group leadership of Mliss Maloise Sturde- evening in the Council rooms Af- ess, J a n e Bitner, Doris Huffman, ' . . ^, ^ .^ , qone-* wm he inclnrtpd in the nrov a n t Dixon, director of physical ed- ^^r roll call w a s taken, the new Phyllis Wolf, John Akeley, a n d a committee consisting of Dean : gram. songs Pwamr e noe m ine t s mcmaea and friends ofpro the ucation for women. This midwinter ^j^^^^^ ^^ women was Introduced to Dan ^ ^ n Stanley. Stanley, T x nh e other members, memoers, ^' MacDougall " i ° . - - " " 5 « " . as »» chairman, -"»• — . Dr. —• Bot- | !^^j^^^jj^^gg g r a d u a t e s a r e cordially Invited t o festival comprises a pageant o ' i . T h • -t rt 111 ' " '^''^'"E'e of the ceremonies, were: j torf and Mr. Stemple. These people , g^j^g„j sport with a narrative unfold, pre- / """'^ ' f '''"' ^ " / ^ " ^ president, Dale Olmstead; v i c e - j ^ ^ d e a s t u d y ot t h e types of e x a m - I The following s t u d e n t s will b e ceding episodes a n d scenes, by E l - ^ o f tickets for Miss Dixon a festival p^esdent, Janice S t r a t t o n ; secretary " j ^ ^ ^ j ^ ^ ^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ , „ ^„ i graduated with a B. S. degree In m e r Huggler, a student In t h e ma- were discussed. Arnold Erlcker has treasurer, Lucy Reed; and p r o m p t - i „ ^ ,_ ,. , \,, Education: Jor department of physical educa- been chosen t h e chairman of the <* Kathryn Draucker. The Initiation effort to determine how valuable a s Beatrice J a n e Bittner tion. T h e p r o g r a m was a creative ^^^^^^j committee since William ^""^ P'^^^ "^^ T h e Dutch Inn, after testa they were, a n d h .w fair they William Robert Bittner project, thtf work of Miss Dixon's a ' d i n n e V t h e r e ' i n h^no'r'oi~the~inr- ^'^'^ ^° *»'•' students. E a c h m e m b e r ; Cora Maxine Bressler Hoover g r a d u a t e s t h l i J a n u a r y . The studied each test, making his indiclasses i n physical education. tiates. Richard Russell Caraher T h e prologue kitroduced women's new budget w a s read for t h e rest ^ ^ ^ ^,^^^, business meeting held , „vidual ^„ „comments , , „ „ ^ „ and ,^^^ asking rtu.„«»rtques«t Jean Frances Haagen classes In physical fitness tech- of t h e semester and voted on. The after t h e ceremonies, the following ! " ' ? ' ' • J***^ ZT Z ^^"""""""l "^ Elizabeth Carter Harrison . , a faculty meeting. T h e conclusions niques. Aligned i n the popular "V next meeting will be called J a n u Alice J u n e Homier officers were elected t o r e p l a c e ! ^ ^ ^ j , ^ ^ indicated t h a t some few for Victory" formation, and using a r y 21st. William Alexander Hoover those who will leave school a t t h e ; ^ ^ ^ ^ revising b u t t h a t In general t h e traditional Schubert Marche Fred T h o m a s Jamison end of t h i s semester; president, i^j^^y ^^^^ ^^ ^ ^^p^ ^^^^ ^ j ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ MlUtalre, the group showed a series Gertrude Mae Lutz He,'] e n B u r g e s s ; vice-president, of gymnastic activities designed t o eral unique races. Including a sack j ^ ^ . ^ Huffman; s e c r e t a r y - t r e a s u r - I ' * ° " ' ' ' ^''^^P* Alice Mae Marshall favor the cievelopment of organic race a n d t h e Navajo centipede race, T h e s t u d y was not and should not Mary K a t h r y n e Martin er, Phyllis Wolfe. power, flexibility, and endurance. Three types of badminton were I be eonsldereaneis Staffiere i)lay tion. In a scene from Latin Ameri- I was designed and constructed by sistant Editors. toinette Kilsdonk. ed the warrior. ca, members of two hockey teams , George BaYnes, Michael Bernardi, The second meeting w a s held Among t h e m a n y girls trying out '^^^ P'^^V seemed t o be well r e which played on campus last faU, : Reginald Johnson, George Kauff- Friday, J a n u a r y 15 a t which time for positions on t h e team are Jean ceived considering t h a t i t w a s a ! man, Chester Pfeffer, a n d Paul assignments were given to the staff Drye and Mary J a n e Hoffman of ' ' r a m a in verse. The story concerns captained by Clara Glossner and Mary Mapes, completed under the I Renne. Ticket selling was in charge members. They were urged by the Huntington; Maxine Hoffman of the remnants of civilization which of a student council group, with editor to have their work in by Feb. St. Mary's; Helene Porter, Altoona; a r e being kept alive by Darwin and direction of Marjorie Binder and Toni Kilsdonk, outstanding players. .Marian MacPhee a s chairman; Hel- 5, the deadline, so as to prevent any P'rances J u n e Slenker and J a n e ' Joseph. When the "culture" shows Both men and women participated en Burgess was responsible for a d - delay In the Praeco's publication. Bauman, Lock Haven; and Marjorie signs of (Tying a me-osage of hope is 1 vertlsing. in t h e basketball scene, portraying Binder who played two years on t h e injected by Joseph, He a s s e r t s t h a t V practice ais It was in the "gay nine- i varsity basketball team of Chest- "the new day is Just beginning. We needy children of Lock Haven ties," and a s It Is a t the present will go on to discover." The children of the training nut Hill College. time. Material from t h e Indian V school donated most of the playGames a r e on a tentative schedscene was authentic, from notes things. Members of the A. C. E. ule which Includes Indiana TeachMen a r e dying for the Four made by Jllss Dixon while a memMembers of the Association of painted wooden and metal toys, ers, Bucknell, Penn S t a t e Sorori^ Freedoms. The least we can ber of the audience a t the Gallup ChiU^hood Education repaired toys dressed a n d mended dolls, a n d gen- ties, and local high school teams. •~* do here a t home is to buy Intertribal Ceremonials, The men . at the December meeting The Sal- erally made these Items suitable for The manager ot the team has not War Bonds—10% for War fro mher classes performed sev- vatlon Army distributed these to gifts. yet been selected. Bonds, every pay day. . Maloise Sturdivant Dixon In Charge Board of Directors Hold Meeting Kappa Delta Pi Meets At Library Assembly Attendance Praeco Officers Elect ACE REPAIRS TOYS FOR CHRISTMAS Women's Basketball To Be Inaugurated Jeffra, Western ]>Jaryland Coach "INCIDENT AT DUSK' WELL RECEIVED PAGE 2 THE COLLEGE TIMES COLLEGE TIMES Music On Campus , Ml'^MBER O F N. A. S, Published semimonthly during t h e school year In t h e interest of t h ei w i t h t h e -second isemester near a t ; h.and, t h e music department extends Lock Haven State Teachers CoUege. Member ot N . A J S . ! a n Invitation to t h e students to Kditor Margaret M. Madden I become members either of t h e ColAssociate lOditor Michael Bernardi • lege choir or t h e women's chorus. A.-^sistant Kditor George Barnes Anyone wishing to become a member ot either organization should ManauinK i:(liliiiMary Debo ;see Miss Ullemeyer before .January Spoil.s JOilitiir George Barnes 20. T h e meeting time of t h e ColW r i t e r s : J o e Moran, Pliyiiis Wolfe, Lenore Tidlow, Earl Lyons, Sally lege Choir, Monday a t 4, women's Loncoske, Alyce Barr, Jane Plumpls, Loul.se Clark, Leona Hosmer, chorus, Wednesday a t 4. James I'eet, Glenn Miller, Mary Drlck, J o e Alessandro, Elizabeth Remember, it you h a v e any songs Clark, llojie McCartney, Mary Whitsel, Mary J a n e Hoffman. 'you would like to have sung in chapel, see t h e slides in Miss UlleBUSINESS STAFF meyer's office a n y time. Advertising Slanagcr Virginia Kieth Aileen Rossman Circulation Manager Doris Huffman COLLEGE RADIO NEWS COLLEGE WANTS NAMES, ADDRESSES, OP FORMteR STUDENTS IN SERVICE j Many Lock Haven graduates and fofmer students, both men and women, are now in the Army, Navy, Marin js, Coast Guard or women's services. This college is Interested in its students and graduates, whether th&y be teachers W not, and we should Uko. to find out the names and especially the addrssses of service men and women who have been connected with the college in the past. If you know of someone in the service—or if you are one of these persons—clip the form below and send it to the College Times. Editor The College Times State Teachers College Lock Haven, Pa. . . . Acceptance for mailing a t special r a t e s of postage provided for In Section 1103, Act of October 3, 1917, authorized J u n e 3, 1823. Entered as Second Class m a t t e r November 6, 1928, a t t h e Post Here a r e a few items on radio Class Year Office a t Lock Haven, Penna., under t h e A c t of March 3, 1879. shows starting over Columbia net- Name (For former students designate years they would have graduated) work during J a n u a r y : Wednesday, January 20, 1943 MADELEINE CARROLL READS. The gifted film star reads J a m e s Present Service Rank Branch of Service.. Hilton's "Lost Horizon" from cover to cover. Miss Carroll Is on 5 days Unit ^ a week a t 5 o'clock, E W T . ONLY YESTERDAY. N e w C B S Best Mailing Address series s t a r t s J a n u a r y 19 a n d highlighta t h e music a n d songs* of the Informant Date filled out. early 20'8 a n d 30's. T h e talented roster Includes Benny Rubin a n d Informant's Address This is the first issue of the College Times to be pub- Mary Small. P r o g r a m Is h e a r d Tuesdays a t 10 P . M., E W T . lished under the direction of the new staff. It has been,a A D V E N T U R E S O F T H E T H I N very difficult but most interesting project for all of us. For MAN. T h e popular radio mystery some, it has been familiar work, but for others it has been i^ramas started over CBS J a n u a r y 8. T h e spine-tingling stories by a process of learning chiefly by the trial and error method. Dashlell H a m m e t t s t a r Claudia Morgan a s Nora and Les Damon a s The whole thought has been to present the things that fJick. Listeners get t h e shivers a t are of utmost importance and value to our readers, and to 8:310 P . M., E W T , every Friday. MEET CORLISS ARCHER. T h e make its publication an event to be anticipated. 15-year old lady Introduced to readDRY CLEANERS AND DYERS During this time of discord among nations, this little ers of Good Housekeeping brings College paper has brought a great amount of happiness to the subtleties of t h e sub-deb mliid LOCK HAVEN, PA. PHONE 221.^ CBS listeners every Thursday a t many men who have left L. H. S. T. C. and are now among to 8:00 PM, E W T . Priscilla Lyon Uncle Sam's military forces There have been brought to plays t h e capricious Corliss. our attention many letters of gratitude from men in the SAMMY KAYB'S ORCHESTRA. The maestro of swing and sway service who have been receiving the College Times. r h y t h m s take over t h e Wednesday formerly held by Nelson Eddy We hope that it continus to be a great source of pleasure spot beginning J a n u a r y 27. This W a y O u t LOCK HAVEN LAUNDRY to everyone. BOB HAWK'S QUIZ CONTEST ESTIMATED BUDGET FOR SECOND SEMESTER 1942 - 1943 Income Carry over Activity Fees Coop. Store Athletics Dramatics College Times Praeco Artist Course Expenditures Artist Course Praeco Dramatics Times Y. M. C. A Social Committee Debate Art Club Music WAA Salary .'.'.'. Men's Athletics Boxing Wrestling Basketball Supplies Reserve $1450.00 2000.00 325.00 250.00 100.00 100.00 125.00 100.00 $4450.00 •• $1000.00 HOO.OO 145.00 200.00 10.00 100.00 20.00 20.00 '75.00 300.00 230.00 825.00 '• $250. 175. 400. 25.00 400.00 $4450.00 Here a r e some brain teasers from Bob Hawk, quiz master of CBS' Thanks to t h e Yanks" show broad- , cast Saturday nights a t 7:30, E W T . : 1.—In what sport do you u s e a ' quiver?. Answer: Archery. A case \ or sheath for c a r r y i n g arrows. | 2.—What South American coun- ] t r y Is more than ten times longer t h a n It is wide? Answer: Chile. Width is from 100 to 248 miles, length Is over 2600 miles. 333.—How a r e spiders' webs used In conjunction with t h e w a r effort? Answer: A s cross hairs In gun sights, bomb sights for lining up t h e t a r g e t accurately. 4.—Which color light can be seen the f a r t h e s t ? Answer: Blue. 5.—Can a porcupine throw Its quills? Answer: No. 6.—What Is t h e difference b e tween t h e smell of a carnation a n d the smell of a gardenia? Answer: Carnation is clove scented, clean, refreshing; Gardenia h a s a heavy, cloying sweet odor. 7.—Why will a solid piece of steel sink In w a t e r whereas a n entire steamship constructed with steel complete with cargo will float? Answer: A solid piece of steel Is heavier t h a n t h e water It displaces. The steamship Is lighter p e r unit than t h e w a t e r It displaces. 8.—What Is the longest piece of time t h a t a piece of real estate can be leased? Answer: 99 years. 9.—What fowl grows u p a n d down a t t h e same time? Answer: Duck. All fowl except t h e ostrich grow down. 10.—Why Isn't a horse considered a winner if h e wins t h e race without a jockey? Answer: H e Is not carrying t h e weight h e Is supposed to carry. Meet Your Friends At . THE WISHING WELL DIAL 3485 MRS. FRANCES REITLAND, Prop. Spaghetti and Meat Balls Cooked the Real Way Sandwiches Homemade Pies Salads Ice Cream 407 Bellefonte Avenue Lock Haven. Pa. ROXY MARTIN —LOCK HAVEN'S LEADING THEATRES— 7 DAYS STARTING I 7 * SUNDAY, JAN. ^ * JAMES CAGNEY TUES.-WED., JAN. 19-20 Abbott and Costello JOAN LESLIE WALTER HUSTON IN "PARDON MY SARONG" "Yankee Doodle Dandy" THE STORY OF THAT GREAT ENTERTAINER AND AMERICAN GEORGE M. COHAN January 24 to 26th ROBiERT YOUNG LARRAINE DAY IN "Journey for Margaret" ^COMING JOAN CRAWFORD IN "REUNION IN FRANCE" "Andy Hardy's Double l i f e " "RANDOM HARVEST " IN THURS.-FRI., JAN. 21-22 ELEANOR POWELL RED SKELTON IN "SHIP AHOY" Saturday, January 23 MICKEY ROONEY IN 'BABES ON BROADWAY' —With— JUDY GARLAND COMING "CROSS ROADS" "NOW VOYAGER" "BiUy the Kid Rides Again" PAGES THE COLLEGE TIMES Uncensored Brfony (Not Rationed) By E a r l Lyons •?-» WHAT THEY D I D IN THEIR TEENS: Coaofi Max B o M a r t — Although It may Just be hear-say, it is reported that Coach Botasert left home at the tender age of fifteen to join a prize long-distance RWinunins team. Not long after coach had Joined the team, it appeared on exhibition at Phlladelpha. It happened on this trip that, during a discussion concerning who could swim the longest and furtherest our genial coach accepted a challenge to swim the Chesapeake Bay to Clearfield by way of the Susque- tha Craziest Dream," in first place really in the swing of things a l w i t h " H e a r My Song—Violatte" in ! ready—his pleasing smile should be second—"That Soldier of Mine" I one to be copied by all—he's raally istill sounds good to soma . . . Now • O.K. . . . T h e big town of Clevet h a t our basketball team has five j land says their new "horse-burger" wins under their belt—the w^inner : sandwiches are going over big (but of tha E. stroudsburg-Lock Haven (not w i t h the horses) . . . A P R E tilt will ba, w i t h i n all probably, V I E W — A V A R S I T Y C L U B D A N C E tha state teachers college "'champs" —SOON—ISO is said. . . I guess t h i s . . The girls basketball teami is is the time and whether it is the really looking swell in practice— place or not—to all you seniors who ( I mean in basketball—4o ba sure) are embarking in the field at aom. . . T h e boxing and wrestling teams estars—w« wish you all tha sucara going to t r y to make the " N i t - cess in the w o r l d — A L L of y o u — tany Lion" roar soon—bast ef luck ,we hops you find what you w a n t in — T h i s is one Lion you won't have Ufa and an abundance of such— to bring home alive . . , Congratu- . our acquaintanea with you t h r o u g h The "C. C." H i t P a r a d e — " ! H« Lost To Team towards the gals Butler, Pa. a s a light heavy. Lowest Prices men back from last season. 5. W h a t does pep, vim, vigor T h e Lions beat Western MaryHobby—well, none in particular The boxing team siiffered its but the new mentor does like good land 7-1 but it was the poor shape stand for on t h e Eagle basketball Lock Haven, Pa. first setback even before the first court? of the Marylanders that made the movies and adds t h a t "Gone W i t h match when Randall Clees, var-sity ANSWERS meet uninteresting. The Wind" is still tops. 1. Elmer Huggler. 2. Miss Dixon's 128 pound slugger had his appendix On three or four oc'casions, a 3. Clair Young. 4. R a t removed last Saturday afternoon. Western Maryland boy was ahead pageant. The graduate of Montoursville Randall. 5. Bernie Metzler. only to tire in the final heat. High would have been almost a cerV The chances for an Eagle upset tainty to score for the E a g l e s look very promising. ag'alnst State. The boxing meet with University This will probably write the finis of Maryland, 1942 Eastern InterHome of . . . to Clees' ring career, due to t h e collegiate champs, has been set War. back fromi January 16 to February Clees turned in four victories l a s t eth. Sa mBrazinskl has taken over the The first casualty was chalked season. V managerial reins of the boxing up in the physical fitness program and squad. j last week. Our lighting men are dalnf tlieir share. Here at h e m e W a l t e r Ganz, along w i t h Rat Jim Peet suffered a fractured the least we can do is pat 10% Randall, is the most faithful t r a i n - ulna of the left a r m in t h e climbof onr income in War BoHda er. ing activities in Bossert's morning for our share in America. We still have no definite home commando class. SPORTS COMMENTS Renzo's Clees S u f f e r s Appendectomy THE SMART SHOP Printzess Coats Carole King Jrs. Peet Fractures Arm In Gym PAGE 6 THE C O L L E G E CAMPUS CHATTER •By Joe Moran PROLOGUE—Once again as we | Jean Moyer for their unique commnece this highly impecunious i method of bidding farewell to and thankless t a s k we recall with j our graduating mid-termers. I n distinct feelings of nostalgia t h e I cidentally Dean Bottorf is still days when we were getting paid for ! trying to deny any interest in pounding out less copy t h a n we do j M i a * Moyer. now. However, there is nothing we | • • • like to do better (well almost no-,' ESSAY—Oncet upon a time, long thing), so if you'll bear with us long ago, we knew a young man atagain, we'll a t t e m p t to see a n o t h e r tending college who waa still fool- i issue through. I Ish enough to a t t e m p t to solve the HAIL AND FAREWELL—To mysteries of t h e feminine gender. Miss Margaret Mary Madden, He became enamored of a certain one of Hollidaysburg's proudI youngf lady. Now this confession, in est products (Bernie Metzler's j itself, is nothing out of the ordlnthe other) we extend our conI ary, a s all adolescents, w^e are told, gratulations as the new T I M E S a t some time or another experience editor. And to Bill Bittner, the the same thing. "~ outgoing chief we tender our However, the young lassie in the felicitations on a job well done deal, apparently not realizing t h a t and a hearty wish for the beet she had a diamond in t h e rough for of luck as he takes e f f in the j t h e asking, spurned our hero's adpedagogical field up in the wilds vances. of Westport. One word of~caution, Bill—stay a w a y from the Weetport Hotel! I n honor of this milestone I n his career, w e scribbled, a t t h a t time, several essays proclaiming the j l l t ed's feelings. H e r e for the first WHO SAID THAT—Mr. Glenn time, we release for publication one (Fats) Miller haa been reported •>f these valuable manuscripts. T h e present a t the docking of one or ' t i t l e : — » two Fortresses on t h e Dawn patrol, j . . . Wonder if there'll be some j changes made now t h a t the Brook- j vUle Miss Is b a c k ? ? ? . . . Kat R a n - j dall is up to his old triclts agahi— j shining m i r r o r s in t h e eyee of p a s s - ! ers-by. It's bad enough having | Bloody Bill B i t t n e r ' s blue serge suit j constantly before u s . . . . Ruthey j Terrill of the Main Office, and P a u l tCoront a r e quite an item, and Tom- | my Galitski has switched his affec- j fions from' Beech Creek to the Dean of Instruction'a office. . . . Lilly's , Shining light—James LeRoy Maur- ; rr—Is reported to be creating quite ! a furore in t h e h e a r t s of some of t h e down-town lassies. . . . Rosie j BrachbiU's Brockerhoff Hotel friend I left for the Army Air Corps over t h e week-end and Peggy Smeal w a s dealt a blow when J a m e s Stephen j McLaughlin t h a t white collar lad from Piper Aircraft, departed for Ithe service last week. A * ; * ' W E ' D LIKiE T H I S — M a r y Debo's ability to shag under chairs displayed. . . . Christy Bauman in the Front Office. . . . T h a t band (?) of George Barnes' at basketball games. . . . T o see how some of these critics of the Enlisted Reserve would fare in the A r m y . . . . Less snow and more sunshine. . . to see Larrupin' Leo R a f f e r t y 'a courtin' . . . and a victory over Pete Pasko & Co. down at East Stroudsburg. "ON B E I N G J I L T E D " (Wherein the w r i t e r a t t v m p t a to describe the feelings of one v/ho has been suddenly i n formed that hit company ia ne longer desired by tha object of his moat tender affections.) T h a sensation of being " j i l t ed," to uae the common term for being let down by the one person one does not suspect capable of such action', is to aay the least, a most depressing one. It doea all sorts of undermining things to the unfortuna t e being who ia on tha receiving end of the action. His ego receivea a cruel blow when the realization comes t h a t there is, after all, some other individual in this whole, wide world t h a t the young lady in question prefers to him. And ego is a most important commodity in the everyday life of a normal young m a n . It makes him feel like jumping fences on his way to see Her, and he thinks t h a t the world is his when, resplendent in t h a t new blue serge suit and polka dot bow tie, ha strolls proudly down the avenue with his Choice beside him. H e can be feeling most mighty blue until he suddenly sights Her and then there TIMES comes over him a decided change and he glows all over with happiness. Yes, ego is a most essential part of the armor with which a young man defends himself against the onslaughts of this cruel world and all the false subtleties connected therewitth. Our jiltee, to coin a word, when he receives the f a t a l news tries to be as blase about it as possible, striking an attitude of nonchalance w i t h just a littlet of the "you're not the only pebble on the beach" philosophy thrown in to cOncoct what he desparately hopes will pass for a good front. In public he Is all the "good fellow" t h a t he formerly waa, never seeming the least bit affected, or so he hopes. There are so many intimate little secrets t h a t he shared with Her before their association was so rudely and so abruptly terminated, that he finds it difficult at times to realize that another lad has novv taken all t h a t over. Radios and nickleodians send forth aentimental ballads t h a t will not allow his memory to free itself f r o m those thoughts once so dear to him. H » conaolea hiniaalf w i t h the thought that " i t was ever thus" • n d t h a t he Is not the only lad who in all tha yeara of t i m e haa bean faced w i t h this type of disitluaionment. T i m e and again however, he r u n * across aomsthtng t h a t reminds him of those former daya and his gloom returns anew. He thinka aeriously of wearing a mourning band upon his sleeve where enae w a a diapiaymd hia noble Ireart, and he grina bravely at t h * gibea of h i * associates who joah him unceasingly on hia newly-acquired solitude. A n d so, finally, he accepta t h e advice of more seasoned a n d learned individuals .that—"the best cure for one woman is a n other"—and sets forth in search of new w o r l d * to conquer, ' « • * | If we write another Chatter col| umn before the Army beckons, we'll . . . Elmer Huggler a goner from the arrow of Dan Cupid , . . Mary Drick still thinks George Mitro Is tops—and Hfelene Porter has decided in favor of Porky Bill Ingraham. . . . Coudersport's Don Berglund, favorite of such campus glammar gals as L a Kohlhepp and Chat Knowles, claims the Collegians court aggregation would be a threat to the varsity. . . . They say Jim Akeley is back under iS&lly's thumb. . . . Bananas were offered for sale in Moscow a couple of years ago a t $1.50 per pound. . . . Lois Werts and Dick Caraher a r e through. . . Joe Hayes, t h e Salona Agricultural Authority, h a s dropped out of school but not out of the Janey Bauman Derby. Binder are reported to be r u n ning t h i n g * . • • » L A S T WORDS — Mac P o t t e r thinks quite a bit of a lass who r e sides in Florida and Milt P o t t e r thinks quite highly of a Flemington belle. . . . After casting about vainly for a Quip-of-theweek we have come to the conclusion t h a t t h i s juat Isn't a quip-joint. . . F a m o u s sayings: "What'll you have?"— Christy Bauman. . . . Belated Cong r a t s to J a r r i n ' J a w n McNulty on hia marriage and best wishes to t h e departing g r a d s from— —Jmm... V * * * 1 OVER THE TOP SCRATCHES A N D SCRAPI N G S — G i n n y Keith waa up to DuBois during the Christmaa holiday* and now ahe sport* a diamond. . . . They say George Barnes firat saw the light of day in Billtown—and t h * light of day drew back, aghast, . . . Basketball ia having a poor year in Willramsport-^the pa- f per* down there are running out of atibia. . . . W a l t e r Ganc graduatea this week and h i * girl returna to the campus next { week. . . . H o w about a postgrad courae, W a l t ? ? ? . . . Bricker aay* he didn't go near i Spangler over Chriatmaa—distance 19 milas. . . . Wonder how thinga are in Spangler— h a v e n t heard lately. . . Renovo will dominate tha giria' baakatball aquad they aay. 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W e w o n d e r ? . . . Sammy Brlazinsky still visit in Beech Creek at the Bechdel R a n c h , . . Mitch Flegal has a friend on one of the F o r t resses. . . . Seaman Pete Innocent, whom you will no doubt remember ,1s a p r e t t y fair footballer last fall, waa once a member of the Boys' Choir a t St. Agnes Church here in town. , . . Several young ladles in ; le Girls' Dorm a r e concerned over the condition of J i m Peet, the hostiitalized n a t i v e of Proctor, Pa. . . . Rita Williams who lost Ben Ulrich to Penn State, n o w h a s Earl Lyons to console here. * • • 1 BI-WEEKLY BOUQUET — This time presented, with all appropriate gestures, to those two female screwballs — the Misses Helen Burgess and M a r y 1 FROMM'S iQros^maTi'^ DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS "WE KNOW HOW" THE SPECIAL VALUES IN OUR Lock Haven, Pa. JANUARY CLEARANCE SALE! make it easy for you to be smartly, warmly dressed on the tiniest budget - - Come in today. 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