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Mo.y

.Navy CN-\ · VJ"rs F'\i'i¥'1t Iri~~rud·or~ Schoo\
5 nc\f , 1943.
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Mli\15TRtl SHOW TO
Bf HAPPY HOUR THEMf
. nPho uas tho lady. I sox1 you nith
last n;j.ght? 11 --nill find an ans,mr trrb
weeks from tonito, Tuesdo.y, 18 Hn.y,
nhen Interlocutpr Hirshberg commands,
"Gontlomon, be seated. 11
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The entire Naval Flight Instructor's
School uill contribute to tho Happy Hour
sehedu.lod for that dato·a.nd the plans
call for a. good old-fashioned cork and·
soft-shoo Minstr~l Shon, end-men and all.
VThat is Loinencbor going to be do- ·
ing on tho night of 18 Hay? 1?ill Bev.
Domcrrit, Ed •. Gilday, Bird-f'!ead Miller,
11 Srun 11 ,
11 Bonos 11 , and 11 Poko Ohops 11 be
there? Come and see.
.
Music in the More-Than-Mild manner
is planned to liven things up. And for
good measure a -bit of soft-she'() t~p ,-rill
';rind up Happy H0ur number four .•
You nill be there, non 1 t · ____
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"Black foagic" has been chosen as ·
t½o main motif for tho.Racket Club's
::;r;_,o:id dance at tho Elk's Club Friday,
7 Hay, at 2000.
Art r:ondol 1 s orchestra, playing
for dancings nill in· al~ probability · :·
in8lude the melody of that na~o in its .. (
repertoire vrhich; it is l:'oportcd, is
being especially adapted to the dignity of Naval officers. Hore and there
\7ill be a hop tune to loosen- tho jam of
f c.>Tmality. .
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"Black P11agic II as practiced by the
e~in0nt ma~ician, Bogartu~, is pl[!Jlned
at tho 2230 intermission to fill the
roow vrith pigeons and rabbits from the
stage of tho Eik 1 s ballroom.
During the evening buffet service of
cold-cuts and tid-bits vrill combine
with tho informal atmosph~ro to make
tho first fest of tho vc~nal season
complete.
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Dross nill be blue service dress
B, ladies informal. ·The dance, Mr.
Svrooney, Racket Club president J announces, nill commence at 2000 and end
at 2400. Men nill be alloncd tho use
of their automobiles for this occasion
but must be in the sack by 0030. Liberty
v1ill begin at 1800 Fridny, 7 May.
11 Come to tho Ball1' next Friday.

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Lt. Clabaugh, skipper of the good
ship "BNFITS", ,in o. mooting of all hands
at 1650 Thursday, opened some valves,
closed s6rno gaps, trimmed a few stabilizers, and 9ilod tho Instructors~ School
machinery in general.
Mr. Clabo.ugh further announced that
in the v0ry near future there nill be a
lo.rec complo1?1ont of '7oco UPF' s arriving
at tho field in qunntity sufficient to
bring tho total number to thirty. That
is good neFs point number one for all
hands.
Ho fu,rther enumerated changes . in
tho school's regulations vrhich ailou nn
increase in travel range from Bloomsburg.
Tho limit of distance to 1 ,hich officers
may trc.vol is nor! fifty miles.
Perhaps the greatest injection into
tho No.val anemia nas tho release of men's
automobiles for uso on uook-cnd liberty
rrith tho stipulation that they arc not to
be used to drivo-"to tho uirport for nookeb.d.f.light duties".

''RHIP" -\-0\- Uppe.rcla~~n.~n
Further classificntion is required
regarding tho sixth-month men--upporclassmon rrho nill rate distinguishing co"hsidcrations (for purposes of obsorvitic:-i>.
The plan rras put into offoct L:ond-:.y.
Tho tenor of Ur. Cla1'!J.Ufh's remark:,
indicated that considerable action had
boon t.:,kcn in his Chicago mooting on tho
affairs nt Bloomsburg. Ho nns able to
convince those prosont that tho · changes
ho proposed nould onh.::i.ncc the lWI Training progrmn hero.
Among those rulings noro stringent
reminders of existing regulations that
must be moro attontivcly·heodcd: officers must be covered nt nll times while
out of doors. This includes stopping
out for n smoke. Officers must treat
their ground school and flight instructors rri.th courtesy, respect and formal(Plc.::.sc turn to pngo three)

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1943.

u. s. N.. R.STRAIGHT and LEVEL
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_t.Jui.Jf_
A-i 8N(Sea.cs.v6y& 7)Rof. eNavyg
.. :gula. Editdr-in-Chief - Lt. (j~) w. Jack Rol,ley
.· Q- Ar"
ii.e
Assoc. Editor - Ens. w. F. Leineweber.., Jr. tions- states: "Such punishment as a court
Sports E<i:i-tor - - En~. Josep}:l ~-· Durnin
martial may adjudge may be inflicted on
Reporter
any person in the Navy who
·
Ens. Allan M. Adams
(6) treats his superior officer with
Typists
contempt, or is disrespectful to him in
Anne Sabol
and
·Edna .Snyder
langua~e or deportment, while :in .the exAdvisors
ecution of his'office;
Lt. c. L. Clabaugh., Commanding Officer
(7) or joins in or abets any ccm,::.-:1:!"J, •. J. J. Boyd, Executive Officer
ation to weaken the lawful authori+.y ,,:.·,
:.r..• :(jg} R. D. Wilhite, Exec.·orrice Staff-or lessen the respect due, _to his co.1:,-·.nd.!:;:s • ·F. J. Reth , Exec •. Office Starr
ing officer. "
, ·
,- . Published bi-weekly by .. the Naval
Art. 96 says: "No officer shall use
?.light Instructors'. School Personnel.
language whit h may tend to diminish the
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confidence in er respect due to a superior
5 May, 1943
in comnand; and it is the duty of every
=================== efficer who hears such language to endeavor :to check it and to report the s
_ 1
imne~ately to his superior."

tr-D'. TQR.\.AL.

Men lecturing never train men in
action. At best it makes them leam
mere word sequences except when the
listeners already lmew enough about
the required action to perform it in
imagination.. Learn:ing something new,
in other words, requires participation. You don It -learn to swim by taking a
cozr.espondence course •
Unfortunately, bad habits as well
as go(?d can be·learned. If, oh spoken
conmand·, ·nen ·do -not· respcnd, ·they are
learning not to respom • Trfuenever
they are ordered to do sc:mething they
cannot do, they are leaming to dis-obey.
·
Must Be Definite

.; Many of the new men, coming out of
cj:rilian life are unali).e to' ·understar)d
wh:;r they should snap tq attention when
enior officers come in' th¢ v,ieinity.
.'.sid~ from the courtesy due.
·the.
Ul'ifOnn and all it incurs;. t!\ere_·is a
mighty fine and logical rea~on.
The first req~isite of command is
~.ttention·. .
· ·
·
. '.ih?t a. military
does not see
or hear he cannot obey._ At\ention
means stopping all a.ctivi~y . that. inter- _
NEVER GIVE. A cou:AND THA'r YOU
feres with looking and listening.··
DO·NOT EXPECT TO BE OBEYED.
If this . "ATTEN-§!:!YH! '~ did . not
Thus a yaing _leader, when he finds
become second nature through long
himself so sit"u ated that his comntllld
practice, a Naval officer would, in an
might be disregarded, must refrain
cr,'3rgency, have to compete for attention from giving it. He must first try to
t,..,· :,}:louting or gesticulating~ . That
change the situatim to , capture attention
Ho•.u.d not d,o - ·he might no~ succeed.
or he must merely wait until he is reasonf.i;-guments Are Out·
ably certain that , when he gives his order.,
it indeed .will be obeyed.
So discipline is calculated to ·
:i.nsure this .preliminary attention by
So attention is the first -requi~lacing certain restrictions on besite of comna¢ and practice is second.
J:avior whenever an officer is present
The leader must see to it that his 1!13n
or enters the scene. If loud arguments
get the right kind of practice. He ~
c' "!l'.)l" g ·jtmiors: and their own affairs
.' never give confl-icting orders. He must
_give . only directions that can be executed
v.-'3re pennitted, then. soon, the senior
, rficer would be totally disregarded
and then he must see to it that the~ are
~nd the senior w~ld lose his ability
executed .. Otherwise, he loses his · power
ofoomaanci.and ·
~e
· t 0 command attention and his ~ility
· Now we •are in a tN.ihing
oo
t-o command at all.'.
and as you know, before a man can give
If on the ~ther hand the pre~
orders he must first learn to obey them
~erice or arrival of the captain,
.
and know how they ·are executed. If
e~~~utive officer or seniQr 9fficers
and Yben you call a group to attention,
i3 always the .signal for the_juniors ·
to C()l\le to attentim ·9 r in canbat pay
do not use a meek or bashful tone but
stand up 1n· a real positicn am sound
,~-r,~.eriti-on, then no, confusion or· work,
offiin
a c1ear dist-in-ct voice, loud
r.lay, battle., noise or close danger
enough to be heard by all..
1..· :U1 cause the igrlor ing of' the commanding
d'ficer or h:is- ·conmand,s. _
·
John J. Boyd
·' lhnt men d<? invariably· and re•:
1ve Officer
·F.xecut
peatedly is fin~y . drille9_ .irJ.to ·them tec_om~s · for th.em seccnd n~ture, · They ·
-lea.rn to .,perform act~ or ~euvers in
r0sp9nse to '.c'olJQland , or, order bf;lcause
the coJII!l,and or order has always b.een ·
acc_ompanied by the act and the act PY
the coomand.
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BULLtT\N
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\\ey, 1943

Student Officers ere res~onsible
for a thorough, .knowledge of El_l, drTHihD IdSTiL~MENT
. regul&tions et; this ictivity r,nd will be
"FI.ITH"
held responsible for their contents.
In the second in the srri0s on th?.
St1ch es:
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1. .Air Trd'fic rules, fiiJld rules, THhEJ.T TO SECUhITY we srw in th':l lr st issue
of ~Thl.IGHT end LEVEL th£ t th.-r1: t n four
main md iuxi lie ry.
primrry crUS·"S of indiscretion: C.~-..-1S~I~ 1
2. J.ir discipline rnd etiquette.
Fl.ITH, El1THUSIJSi~, rnd IG1~0l,Ji~CE.
5. Stu den ts v.,i l l not . loiter in
CONCEIT is thr=- co'llmon°et cturs cf
shop or hcnger without. spelorkq!'B. Ninnty pPr crmt. of ind~ •'"T"cic·l permission.
_tions r.rB th8 :rrsu1-t of it, end ~:is ,,,"' r
4. Confine themselves to Reedy-.
· cent of us rr~ vuln0rtbl~- hncrusn of it.
Room
1mm13dic te vicinity.
Why down bocst? Most of us do it
5. Students will ~ot un08r rny
to impress c womrn. Thct is underst,Endcircumstrncc-Js ;~nt1;r upon or
_r.ble rmough. Evr,ryone t.-:>nds ·to 11 :3hoot f'
cross t.h8 fi~lti.
6. Stu68nt.s v.rill use only 11[ in
line" whi:::n out with r girl. Ther9 is
fmtnnce t.o t.h,.., fi8ld wh8n
little hr rm in it, r·nd providinp- you
lecving or entering.
leCW! the s0rvice out of it, you crn go
7. Bottl8S, refuse of cny kind,
r herd. The Nr-vy rec lly do'"'s not ctr8 if
such cs cig1rett8 butts must
you nersm dr: your nrrticulc r girl-friend
be plcced in cont,iners.
the t you r re the Lord \k yor of London or
8. ill nt rts of th1:· nremis,~ wi 11
the fhE<h of P~rsil, but your "line
be kept clern tt 111 times.
shooting" mu Et stop rt Service mr tt0rs •.
9. Students will not rush rt or
You mcy b on secret duties. You moy
grther l rouno cny inco:ning
be s,-:rvicing or flying t S<:>Cr'"'t tyo0. You
plrne, militcry or civil.
mcy knoV"! whr t is in th8 wina for futur~
10. Rough house, boisterous shout~ operrtions, or th8 exrct loss~s in ciring, profrnit.y_, etc., will not err ft, rnd weight of bombs c: rri c1 on the
be to lPrf t"'d •·
lr,st rfid from your Str tion. If thrt is
ll. Frilure to obtrin pr-oner clerr- so, r,·m0mber thr t these r re th8 N[ vy I s
-ence rs rei~uired by CJ.A l nd rll si::·crets, tnd you hrve no right to shcr8
locrl fi,~ld rules will be
them with cnyone.
trci t d rs r br.-c ch of field
There will rlwrys be r temr>trtion
to borst when you know r lot more thrn thP
rules.
--·-- ---···- ---4·other n eonl8 -,rho f r8 ~"i t.h y ou, !':Sn,-,,cfr l ly
CL1-\BAUGH C)vTLINES
if they t.hrmsr,lves tr" '' shoot~ ng r lino"
rbout the insidr~ informct.::.,n ·:n,+ ...J~p:r
' .' ~, ._,
STATION ~EGULA.T\ONS
hf'vo. It is, f(~.mittedly, v :·~-y h~r,-J t'J
.
pretr:,nd to know nothing whea 5.:1 r,,:--/: n t
(Continur->6 from prge on8)
.• t_.r.
of feet you know 0verything; rnd in 0ro8r
to try t nd sr tisfy your conc,:d t 11.ri thout
Liberty on Tuesdrys hes boen ccn.--..,ll0d r:nd liberty will bPgin r,t 1700
giving much cw£y, you mry find your:::clf
..,: cl. Sr turdry re thAr thc n 120'.) r s herejust hinting ·£ t r ll you know. 'T'hr + is
,· _w-3.
There wi 11 be no _8800 fundr·y
ff ttl. If , · thing is s 0 cr - t, y ,m "rnst
!l :...lberty on Sundiy will s nd ft
not ven hint rt its 8Xist.~nce.
"· ·
Thursdcy night l.ibf·rty remdns
Thri troubli=; cbout this borsting is
thf t it is so c ontr gi::>us. J. m[ n boc sts
43-I br;:gins its 11 Indoctrine<:" duto his girl-friend of whr t hf'! i$ doing,
~..i.·'3 s in ju!np,:rs this WE'ek, ·imugurc ting
just tC1 imor·~~ss ho·; rnd she, in h""r turn, · .... ~:1rrJe-clc ss system.
bor sts t.o rll h•;r fri~nds rbout the- i'"'lnor-It is intended the t. thcs2 chEnges
trnc0 of h~r boy friend, just to imnr~ss
fY;d clrrificrtion shell g-o towcrd systhc-m. It b,ccom ·s r vicioljls circl 0 , ,~!it1
1· ti ?ing Bloomsburg' s Ntvc l Flight
evcryb-ody tr,Jing to outdo ev ,ryboc:y , ... se
:: . :-1:,ructors School t.o c v~ry efficient
in the f ?CrFi t inforrnrtion 1•:hich th, y crn
.... t 3e .
imprrt •
No one is nrsier to "pump" thrn the
/(AIOYV /UE5E?
men who is II shooting- [ lin8. 11 J 1':,rr ys
~·:hr t c r8 the m m:~s of the m8n who
remcmb"'r thrt.. It is only nt:""?C"Ssrry to
~old the following nositions cnd whrt
prGtnnd not t.o b -"liovn him, whr:::n h"' will
, ')1·, Ld b,3 r good d8fini tion of th<:ir
g ->t so indigmnt thrt hc:i suills c lot
~..tu7 i :?S :
morq or to nr9te~d to be lost in f drnirat ,:-:; cr,:)t.1 ry of tho Nr vy
tion of him, when he wi 1-1 get so r,ler-sed
Uncer 8".!cr,:::trry of th8 Nrvy
with himself th£ t he wi 11 keep right on ·
'/.,. f r:sisfrnt Secr->"tF ry of thP. N[vy
trlking for ES long rs you err"' to let
, :nistrnt SP.,Cr8tt ry for 1 ir
him. \A!omen know this - it is the first
(Pnswe rs on Pr.ge six)
(Ple~se turn. to nrge four)

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Behind Our "'Taps"

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11 Tr ps. 11 tbe treoi tl om l bugle er 11
signe ling ~ ~1.J ..- nd of thr> 'llili b ry dry or
the end of,:, solcie1· 1 s life, wr·s written
during the C~ ,ri L V'lr r by '\k j or G9:n. 0rr 1
Drniel Butt~r/i~ld of the frmy of the
PotomE:c. Pr·::Yious to this, the ]ps-t crll
t·is "tfP-tor, 11 or "trp-toe," lcter '.'eC0"llin
11 tr:ttoo>
T°".lie mmc · derived from the fr~t
the t when· t:'1 .., goodnight Cl 11 wr s ~~oundec',
· the tr ps in f 11 opP.nr::d bef?r br rr,. ls were
to be 'immedit tely closi::d. ThP. cr 11, three
tr.ps on· r,· drum, ·becEme "tr-ps,"
· G~nerr-r Butterfield in bivourc ft
Hcrrison's Lrnoing orl the Jtme::s Ei\ter
did not t-pt>rove the use of, "cerse
drinking" ct l l ft mili ti ry funerf ls. The
nerrby prP.sence of th(!\ ·enemy mrde th~
customrry firing of the thr~e voll9ys
ovBr the grFve unwise. Eo he dir 0 cted
his bugl9r, OlivE)r Norton, to plry r n1:?w
three-pi-: rt se ct 11 which h(:) h£ d compos9d
rnd not,:J on thP brck of rn old ~nv')lope.
The Cl 1.1 ·r:r s i ,nr.1edii t~ly f dopt.,.,d by other
brigid~s tnd soon WfS us~d by the ~ntire
Federr·1 f. rmy. It, vrt s f ormr lly r dopt~a in
18S7 by the O. S. l•rmy.

by tnsign /illon -~. ict11s

In our frcn-t ic freshmr-n drys of
flying we come to venerrte the old-line,
wind tertBn, open cockpit ·,et,:;irrns who 11rve won E·scendr,ncy t:nd he1..d i tt
Men like "H~DY" BOY.i-JJ:H~ for
instr,nce.
To u·s he is the perf13ctionist.,
emu lo ting o · er reer in fly·ing covAted
by ~ 11-----:-ertvi e~ by most. ·
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So, £ biologicEl u:, f e to kno¥1 how
· ·this men did it end somr:.thing cbout
his personrlity isl nr;.urrl rerction-. i lbiet difficui t·----cor_.: -tdering l.NDY I S
· hDbit of gotng rbout wi +:h such oucrr-

tiom-1 tutonomy; ·

The legtn~ is th[it BO:uJilN crn
strnd 10 feet from c mln, close.his
'-)yes--'----inhc'te--'----t:,nd t,,il l you whether
or not thr·t mt:n cr·n fly. 'l'h~ fret is
ttfr,t £NDY is one of :1,JfCi·i.1-.FT 1 S bright
young (54) executiV8S. Re combinl?.S
E. wr,rm f riendliness. for ~ 11 his r ssocir·tPs with r r,,rlii:;ti ~ •t:titude to,.,rrds
phns of e:xprnsion. 'j',-, i'-r, cr surl
observer there is no c .l·: ,, r r-c1 rntnift:St[ tion Qresent r.s E
'::3'.llt of the
m rt he plc:ys in th,J -c,.0 ,pl,,xi ti·:>s of
this coordinF ted opP.t' -t : on, r l though
111mY dresses v:rel l · in ~1,~ .::i tur l tBnsion.

fn unfilled sttmp book is lik0 ('
pE-rtly equitmed soldier. Buy Wrr
Sttmps ~nd Bonds.

Stf'tic

Ris dornimnt ch::~.:-d ... r-t.rf::'it is
morr,1 courr ge, with rr:::.r,:! orcing minor
l[.yers of determint tion. r a(i ingenuity.
His obvious purpos~c, nu : tu:···.d since
hP. bcgE·n flying seVA!': L thnu '3, nd hours
c 10 Dt ~fow:: r·k, N"w J r..rs•:y, is to ,
t·chi•we success. ~uhil ~ m0oi b tine,- he
wrlks like e crine, slo ., ly, stiffly,
rnd stepping over fll obj..,~ts such rs
g:~rr rnd chutes, or sp:r, wling l ~gs,
:•.,._ Vv·r tht.n We lking r.r·T~nd t.h".)rn rs most
p80.J' e do.
His rt tire :i.s ofto=;ntim'-'.ls ts
tnn1 c•nd st.:: i"'Td :: s }·.-; s ;:,1 c~ ·-~·r.,cthfirb<-r +- "n t;elr::et ···i th tJ, .-: w:::rn out chin
strr,p-• .
Few rele:.xr tions, b: s 0 bi: 11, fishing,
' .>1. )r---with sometimes Vlild f'btndon,
S,-t ;;,; ng r ccording to hr rig 'r flysrs on
~· . n:.,., :1i"''!."
..J.n:;:.. 0 .. 1 · .:'"Fr'. is r. ftyP.r 1 s fl;y,1r!
Hot----~i_n terms of '1rt:,eisi6n; s·:i0othn8ss, [CCUr[cy. HG hes co11rnil8d r
fct bl~ck book of errors. If you'd
be, r friend , or i successful studimt-shy out of BOY1,JIJ:J:J I S bu.ck book.
1

LOCK is ell your own mEking. No
0ne beco.nes greet by E'ccident. GrN-t
th.ir,gE rr,"1 ncY0r dor~) by chrnce, WI')
gr:t whit we pry for in Chenet.er,
~fork End Energy. Luck merns t.hsc:
hErdships we hrve not hAsitcted to
endure.
Strtic

Let's g~t th~ job

donet
l wisP mrn is lik9 r- strcight
pin; his herd k~eos him fro~ going
t oo ftr.
St[·tic

H,ppy Hour Tu sdey, 18 Mey.
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(Continued from PEf'?. thr0e)
thing thoy lr rrn . ":'e-ed the brutr=, 11 is
not their GoldAn F.ul~ for ~rtc~ing E'
mrn, it i_s "fl£ tter him." 1 populr,r girl
is t good listener - so is c spy.
But tiline-shooting" is not t·lwf'ys
lS simple rs this. There tr~ other
rer sons for it. J. lot of p0ople todry n·i"?
w.orricd :: bout . . t h ~ r Af!.ort-~-·,...,....__
f~Pl th~y c~ not pU'tling thei~ ~eight,
or els•5 t.h.'..y worry b>?crus~ th~y bslir:,ve
thrt oth<>r neople mry think t.h 0 m slrck,3rs.
Pnd so they ·r.ill tFlk r lot m,:,re cb-:mt
their work in order to convince p~~ple
thr t th<;?y rl')r lly r r,-, O(')ing their bit,
End if th,y rre on Enything s~cr~t well, th:=;y trlk ! bout it. vll th~ more .
Don I t let coned t loos•m y0ur tongue.
·*-4HHh'h
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Abaft-in direction of stern. (behind)
Athwartship-at right angle to fore and
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aft line.
Aye, Aye Sir-reply to officer's order
meaning "I understand and
· will carry out the order."

Page 5

For the past two weeks the long,
white fingers of the spotlight on sports
have been searching and probing for a
chance to bathe sor:ie elusive 11 lur1inary 1t
in it I s blinding glare, but until the
last few days it seeued as though they
searched in vain. However, by swinging
the old beam far and wicie we i,ere able
t o pick out two fi gures who stand . high
on the horizon of sport.

''ell, here we go again--without any
"wild blue yonder" either. Quite a few
developments in our little domain the
past two weeks, huh'?
It wasn I t saf o in town tllis weekend
what with all the "new drivers" zipping
up and down Lain Street--(and Centre St.)
After kicking an UPF around, the boys
found tht:.. same procedure wouldn't function with a V-8--or, in a filthy rich's
A recent arrival at this station and case, a Cadillac. But you could see they
one who will be stationed here permanent- were trying. Hell isn't half full. It
ly is "Sweet Lalanne 11 , the leather
won't be long now.
t ossing "Tar Heel" fror.t North Carolina.
Lt. (jg) Lalanne has come here from Chapel
Bill "Personality Kid" ;1erncr gave
Hill to take charge of the Athletic proout with a brand new version of the hotg::.·am and will work with Lt. 30yd, in
foot the other day. Long John Goodwin
putting the men in first-class shape.
was peacefully absorbing the news in his
If Lalanne can toss exercises around as
hometown rag while standing out on the
easily as he used to hurl the pigskin,
steps. 1:icll, to make a short story even
then the men will find they have a few
shorter--our boy ';Torner a_?plied his meamusc l e s, the existence of which they
ger knowledge of combustion in the form
never suspected before. Vlith the arrival of a match to aforcnentioned paper. Reof Lt. Lalanne, the nwnber of all-Amerisult: Hot news. And a plenty burned up
cans at the school has now increased to
Goodwin.
two. Like the Horth Carolina Triple
Threater, I,:r. Bo;,;d also came here via
Pome:
Chapel Hill, and his name i s emblazoned
"Hary had a little plane.
on f ootball's roll of honor, too. T.'ith
Cross the country she would frisk.
these tvw athletic aces in charge, the
Now wasn't she a silly fool
Her little ~,. 11
sporting angle and the part it plays in
flying is bound to b e emphasized. Just
Don't know why we write stuff like that!
when Lalanne will take over has not been
worked out a. s yet, but it Hill be soon
''1e were obediently standing a t the
and when it cones it won't be easy; so
front door a .:eek or so a,;o--thoughtfully
you'd better get r eady for it, men.
gazing up i nto the beautiful, azur e ,
cloudlass sky always cor:imon to BloonsThe second sportlight in the spotburg--',rhen a bright, flashy convertible
light i s one J. Ha:c ry J:arr, Assistant
roared up, screeched to a stop. A yow1g
Football Coach , under Denny r.:eyers, at
gentleman stepped out , attired in an enBos+,o!1 College , f or the past t,w years.
sign's uniforu. Or a f airly r easonable
Harr y got hi s under gr aduat e gridi r on
facsimil e of Sar!le . A c igar ett e was drooltrai ning at a school, the very name of
ing out of his nout h in a 70 degree bank-which· i s synonymous with f ootball, the
his collar bars gl istened--his r ai nco,.t
Home of the "Fi ghting Irish", Notre
was comf ortably open--i n fact, he'wa;;,
Dame . Like ;1ost e;ood at hl et as, Larr' s
perfectly at cas e . Or at least hi s uniability i s not confined t o one sport.
forr.1 was. At fir st we thought it 1:iig'.i.t
His v er sat ility i s pr oven by his co llege be a rnan f rom I.~ar s~-or thEo Fifth dis-1:.yj ~t.
recor d , and by his coaching r ecor d at
After a little invest igation we disc'.) v·
1.;itchita Univ er sity, wher e in addition
cr ed what was up. 43-I was here !--·C )d
t o his f ootball duties, h e also coached
ble ss ' em. God hcl o ' em!
boxing and track .
.
night a t present 43- I is getting
You've pr obably notic ed the absencB
the benefit of 11.:i.s abilit ies as wing
of Bird Head Lill er in this colW;;n ", .,r127 .
~f'::i.C:.-:;r- of 11 B 11 Section .
Don' t nanta dis'lppoint you , so ,ff qL.:J ,c;
Liller is a jcr '._'li.c
Unquote
Lach incomins CLass seeLls to bring
v;.:t 1 ; is soi".~e out ~,tc1:-JCt. l_:!g .:'i [.;L~re Of the
1 Tondc1· v1h,:>-;__. 1·J2m- -j::un 11 ci.n1 Lis std'f
~,:_.,_, t ·.1orj d and ;;er'.,f:n-:- by +,he t.L'ile 43-Z of me~1tally ur.'.:--.J Jrcod '3T,uJc"t 0f1 ~-->-1 s
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the last war received a letter from his
wife saying the re wasn I t an able--bodied
man left and that she was 5·o:i.ng to dig
vn1en Naval Reserve Officers are asthe garden herself. tar: vTe:te at the
signed to 11 -:.e!":por:i.ry dt:.ty11 at their first- beginning of h:i.s r.ext LPt-tcr: "Bridget,
st .t.iJn nnci. i·.t,~n d8·:.ac:1:-d from such a
for r.c2ven:s scke, rlon 1 t .Jit 'lP the
f.uG:· st;:.·~- on &n.:lc aDsi_.;.;1:'1d a ne rr station,
gardfm; t.h:::i.i., 15 ·:1!1s,:cr \. ::,. p ;_::-:•, arr;.:,
r-Jit}1er tej'.porary or ~~ . ~r;r-=-r..cnt, t}1ese ofTh.0 l ,~ t.ter 1•.rc.1s diJ..1.; 1~·~.,,:.[-h"'·r·:-, l, .:.!.nd
f:..c'"rR art'! to b;; aJ.lo red p·-Jcsed tj_me in
in cl 1:-~ 1:,r;~ t·L, ,, r, t:. 1·:·~;-~_c '.,., :,r" :1,:: iE
r2oorting to their r,9,; .,-::,·.t:'e1ns, re. BuI'ers khc'ki :o:,:..:·i·,-,c>d ::i.t }'!9. : 1 ::: 11,_.". -.~1:... ·, r•-·ce3ded'
to dig "::.Le t>1··.J.r- . i L·,-:.::.: E-r• .' t.] :..n ~, :r:<1·.ir:l-d ~cular letter.
~Then a change of sta~ion is 1:-ivolved, get wrott ~Lr:· d,.sr.,r,·2,,·,·i.r,r., ,,3.,--:r,,:- t.;;r:L -':,he
an:, officer of the re-:,ilar Nai.xy or Naval
didn 1t knov1 ,'r1,.·:-:, ',.o ,:.o, a3 ':n 2·.,lu.:ie::-6
P.eserve · is entitled t.., proceed ti::J.e when
had dug up L·1': · ~~:. ci?r:.
he is detached fJ·c,-1 h 4 s i::iresent s cation,
Dan: s r•'o:C :Ly 11-:-e.G short r,:1.cl ":,o the
-~,h:.~h may be e itt ";F '' ....1,t;r" or 11 1: e·:inorary . point-"Put in th., npuds."
du':,y, ·, 2.nd is as E iF\Y- -3 _. :3. n9H· s r,,--t,ion.
The ;.;bov-8 c~1..-s s :'.'r/, ~um: ve 2. change
Mother: Have & good time at t,he party,
in the Navy Regt:..'...at~ ,,,.c·, '..:e Ln1c· rr,rJrely a
dear. And be a gooi girl~
restatement of the~.:..· :;:,.tc..··r-.· .. bcion. Any Modern d2.ughter: wc:::.J , make up your
cfficer whose pay UJS C'e, •1 .:;·.t&)ended .
mind, :bliom.
during the present P.'Tte~·gP,J'-'.Y u- 0:2use he
A Londor1e::- got on P.. bns ca.r!'ying
fi.vaiJed himself of the ~: lr,. "f al.lowed by
°N&'T-;t Regulations may r.01.r :,a·12 t.he susa hundred -p0cJ·.1c: bcmb ~nd. s2.t :iown.
11 What' s ",h; ~:· so .. 1 ire g t c,n your
pension removed, the c:J."·cu=i ax· letter
lap?" asked -f:,h,__ ~,-~d·L;_c"~cr,
c'.irects.
11 A delayed- .1,.t.•.on i:°'c::ib; '' said the
Changes approved
Following are the :::-:',,1g,~s in the
man. "I'm taking i::, to tl:"-.e ,)olice
Bureau of :ravo.l Per:co'1Le·L :.:1:nual on
station~"
11 Bl:Lt'Il'3Yl" sh:,uted +,he co·:duc.tor.
the sul')ject, es ,-.p•J:~:.w c1 ':.y the Sec"You don't ;·•;.mt t.c r: ..:r-1~3 · a t.h:i.ng like
rete:: ry of the Nn·ry:
that or: :,ro·12:· ·,,,.D
?Lt .:'.t. uc.·i,,r c,r.e
A1 ti..cl..1 C--hOOl (4,'
,n;.rhen an or,for to an officer inseatt"
volving change of stqttcn coDbines requiremeP.ts to proceed :fro~11 his permanUnder the bunch o.f: :-:c E- ..,~_etoe
_ent st,.-'...iori tu one er r• ore stations
The hoI!'.ely Inc'lid("1 ,,t-···ci";
for te"tfY:'!'e.ry t4.uty, .?.'1ii ut:-0'1. completion
And stc>n ...s a:,rl. st · Pei..~ 1,-,,.;; .stands and
to sc 1T1':' ct'>ier t'eJ'mar,e.1t 3',_;:,:ti.c·:1J he is
ster1d2
a) L."'fef.l n,.·0c0Pd t.i.ne -Ln ~~.,r; l. t.-ion to
And sta:~ris c1.n,l s~.2r: :~ ,.r,: Pl?.nc.s,
t:,:, .i ,·._._,_ -'.:. Lnn ir. rcpo:."tJ .·,g -: 0 Hie first
ternrcrr:ly duty s+,adon, b·1t ic.O further
Sunday schrx l ". s :.tc 11c:: ••• ··,.-" {""'•. ,,r~ · f'l.at
~1: l,-oase turn .. o 1...1.gs c:._ght)
we mu~T ·-JC> :x f,Jl e uc1r s~.' ,' , ar; brJ
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Frank Knox
li'Y.:<;"11.t; ve head of the naval estab_1 j :-, l,rrent.
..::i,,v s Forrestal
}--ray ~:.)-::-mance of du.ties as set forth
by t h<J Secretary of the Navy
Ralph Bard
Assistant executive head of the naval
est&blishment, particularly duties
governing civilian employees and
shore establishment.
Artemus Gates
Supervision of all Naval aeronautics.
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Who-all is dat-all? You-all is gwine to
fine out Toosdy, de 18.

Instruc·c,c-r: ''Be.':.i::h, what ;_o ·:,h.J.":. lnmp
in your cheek? Are you ch(;w.ng gum
again?"
Beach: "No, I ain't chewing gum.
I'm just so~king a prune to eat at
lunchtime."
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Aunt: "Can you explain radio to me,
Robert?"
Wagaman: "Well, if you had a very
long dog reaching from New York to
Chicago, and you st0noed on its tail
in New York, it wo1.;lr: bark in Chicago.
That's telegraphy; :,;,:d the rad:Lo is precisely the same, or.:.;- without the dogt"
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ance is authorized in reporting to
subsequent temporary duty station,
,,or in reporting to new permanent
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duty station. If by one order an
Hut-2-3-4 ! Hut-2-.3-4 ! Familiar,
officer is ordered to proceed to
eh? That was a familiar echo Thursday,
_a temporary duty station and by a
15 May when 13 coeds marched or rather
·separate order is detached and
circumnavigated North Hall and 1.'!aller
directed to proceed to a neu staHall at 0430.
tion, either temporary or permanent,
It must have been amusing to these
he is entitled to proceed time under
"C!-ierubs" ????? to see ·the Naval officers each order. Retired and Rese:rvG ~-ff'icers
:J:z out of bed and run thinking they .
are not entitlwl to. proceed ,.;j tr,e in
W"":.re late for drill. Phy even "Admiral" reporting to ir.:.tial activ-::i d,,ty station
if:o).son sat up ·in bed and shook his alaz:m or in retu"'.'ning to their h~ m1;;:, upon ·
c::;.cck thinking he too was late.·.. As. a
release fr~m activc duty. 11
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'.1at ter of .fact, he wasn t quite sure his
Article C-· -~~004
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a)arm clock didn't stop until his wife
1'1hcn an officer is ordered
assured him it was only 0430 that he
to proceed to one or more stations for
went back to bed.
temporary additional duty and upon com
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pletion to return and resume his regul!ir
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duties, he is allor!ed proceed time plus
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travel time in. reporting to the first
station for tcmpotru:-y additional duty,
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but upon completion of first temporary
/-1" ,,'0C/ A.:::.ead H.-lr.hJer·
additional duty no delay in corranencing
/f_ 77e- L - - / ~rOt?r'O,..:>h- travel ~o the ne~ station or return
0-Jo,1 ,,, 7 r1r..; rc, ar; 1
travel is authorizea.
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tt{2) Special attention is called
Dearest,
to the fact that 17hcn travel to more than
You will probably be shocked at my
one temporary additional duty station
forwardness but I have tried time after
is directed _in the same order, no delay
time to lead up to the matter and some
is authorized in proceeding from the
how I never could. Since it has been on ·first temporary additional duty station
my mind for several weeks, I have at last to the next, nor from any temporary addecided to ask you.
ditional. duty station to return to the
Ever since I first knew you, ·you
.pcrman,ont duty station, even though the
were very friendly but as weeks. and months officer's orders contain tho uord 'propassed by the .feeling started to grow in• · coed' as is the customary uording in
to something so beautiful and sincere · · ordering him from one t(;;mporary addithat it became the p;reatest event of my
tional duty station to another of from
life.
any tempor.ory additional duty station to
. I never thought, darling, that such return to his place of permanent duty.
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a problem could enter my mind but here
Attention is also called to
it is •. ..I don't know whether it ;is fitarticle 132, Navy R~gulations, nhich
ting or proper .to ask you such a quescovers this matter:"
tion as it may effect your fttture happiAMS17ERS TO QUESTIONS
ness.
I know whatever your reply may be
OF 15 APRIL
you will be true enough never to tell.
, You knov,, dear, you are .the only one of
1. Early sailors were called tal"s as
whom I uould ask this. In reply please
tar was usod on uniforms for ,;rater-be positive, sincere, and above all, be
proofing.
honest. Do you think the Lone Ranger will .2. "All right" is never used in the
Navy--o ~ m a y be mistaken for
sell his horse if he's dra.f~ed?
a s~eering order on the bridge of
- Random a ship.
3. A fire-control man operates in the
What happens Tuesday, 18 May?
fighting tops talcing ranges and
directing the firing of largo rifles.
4. British Blue Jacket collars are deHANGAR DOPE
tachable for laundering purposes.
{Continued from page five)
Early British sailors uoro tarred
ball, there, aren't they?
pigtails which soiled collars.
By the way--ask :Big Smoke ~atkins ·
..
how he feels about his old flame Dottie
jg:._ "I'm going to sec the doctor about
Lamour getting hitched of iate. Smoke
my wife. I don't -like the P.ay she
had a big evening with J),orothy in a
looks'."
Hollywood night spot· way back when he
ensign:' "I'll go with you. I don't like
uas an ensign. And she had her clothes
my wife's looks, either."
on, too. The picture ue sau proved it.
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